The Holiday Spirit on this site is dead...

I remember every year, people would flood the boards with threads and images related to Halloween, Christmas, etc.

This year I literally haven't seen a single pepe/apu Halloween post. Not a single pumpkin. Not a single ghost. Not a single vampire.

WTF happened to this site?

>biggest heist in crypto history
>reddit first page normies making fun of crapto
>-3%
its gonna fucking rip to 200k isnt it

Rate this whore I've been fucking regularly bros.

So why did this AI hack the chinese Bitcoins? Is CZ a luddite and therefore a valid target? It makes no sense to me. Can someone explain?

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Sell it all, today. I'm not joking, get the fuck out. OpenAI only raised $11B of the $30B that they need to avoid bankruptcy before their IPO next year. Unless they get bailed out, they're going to shut down operations in January. If OpenAI collapses, the entire $10T+ AI bubble will vaporize overnight.

**BREAKING NEWS**

SWIFT JUST CONFIRMED: IT WILL USE XRP FOR CROSS BORDER PAYMENTS

The biggest heist in human history just happened. And people already forgot about it.

Inovio pumped 280% after hours with the announcement of their FDA approval. Looks like it’s got a 22% short interest…so what happens on Monday after the opening bell?

Electrical engineer here. Been working for like 11 years. I design products that work, i love what i do. Yet I keep getting laid off or fired for silly reasons(last one was a spelling error after I got put on a PIP over multiple superiors telling me to charge different hours, making them coordinate with each other didnt work, still got blamed).
I started life at a hudge disadvantage, put myself through college beacuse my parents refused to sign the loan.. Went through hell and back while in school and while working. I officially give up. Im not blaming the companies, im the common denominator. I try my best to make people not hate me but my best doesnt work. Im not housebroken. Im probably a giant asshole and cant even see it. I cant navigate the boomer corporate minefield. Startups, medium size comapnies, big merchants of death contractors, i dont fit in with any of them. I have lost all hope and passion for what i do. No matter what, I piss people off. Im too weird and unashamed(i should be). I thought being an engineer I could just be judged on my output and not the content of my character. Maybe im just THAT repulsive. I'm really good at interviewing but the same open and ambitious personality doesnt translate into being tolerable long term, my resume is a scarlet letter at this point. I can already feel my time running short at my new job. I lost all the passion and hope I had for my career. They win. I dont even have it in me to try and justify my existance in the field anymore. They won. They are right, i am wrong. I dont know what im going to do. I dont want to go back to manual labor like before college. I was too feral even to be a technician, they didnt like me even when i was one of them. Im down to one friend thats already getting tired of my BS. I wish I could just make a living without interacting with people. There is no job that I can last at. I cant keep my stupid mouth shut, I tired.

New investor, spent most of the summer getting to know the basics and pulled some triggers a month ago. Please advice freely.

I am 34, a little late to the game but I live in a country where less than 10% of the people invest, I was never good at math and my parents are divorced drunks with no money, so I never learned financial stability from anyone that didn't just say "buy bricks and mortar, rent, repeat" which is entirely impossible for me earning less than 2000$ for the foreseeable future a month.

I have 30.000€, 5.000€ coming in over the next year plus hopefully 35.000€ when I sell my home (a van) and move in with my parents (kill me). I hope to be able to put 1000€ into the markets monthly for 10 years and then reduce it slightly so I can also live but I am prepared to work as much as possible and spent as little as I can for a decade to get the ball rolling.

My Portfolio plan starting *now*:

25.000€ iShares Msci World acc
2.500€ iShares EM IMI acc
2.500€ iShares Small Cap acc

For the first year, 350€ monthly into iShares Bitcoin ETP from a loan I am getting back (my 65 year old no-money no-assets dad borrowed money from me for a motorbike), and what ever else I can scrape together I am wondering if spreading it between the ETFs or putting them in a fourth all caps global ETF like Vanguards new VGLA because the TER is only 0.07% while the average of the above 3 would be 0.21%, so as to benefit a bit from the cheaper TER but also not risking a new fund closing up or changing it's conditions.

When I sell my van the 30.000€ will go to the same 3 ETFs in the same proportions, and monthly from 2028 I will put 350€ for 10 months into EUNL and 350€ one month into the EM IMI and another in Small Caps. If my van sells for more than 30K, the rest will go into BTC.

Everything I earn above 350€ to invest with will be spread evenly or occasionally used to snipe really interesting stocks in dip.

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why don't you just quit your job and go travel?

How does LNG look?
If it worth buying now?

apologize.

do we buy the dip

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I caught the falling google knife. What are sundar's plans to fix my portfolio?

Rate my shitter port.
Am I gmi this time bros?

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