You can't bet against AI because the fate of the world depends on it at this point. It is the final "too big to fail"

The bear market was completely unnecessary and wasted two years of my life.

bobo btfo edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62712266

the real economy is actually cooked, its literally 10 AI stocks pulling everything higher, lmao

I bought 300 shares of MSTR in june, and sold covered calls on them all for a strike price of 115 expiring in December.

I was thinking the price was going to stay under 120, and that I keep the shares for the bull run. How sidelined do you think I am going to be?

I have been rejected for yet another summer internship. Fuck.

Nobody does any real work anymore. What's even the point of still having a job?

BEARS ARE FLIPPING BULL ! I REPEAT BEARS ARE FLIPPING BULL !

BULLS TIME !

Starting a new job, they give me a bonus package of RSUs or cash, vesting over 4 years with 1 year cliff.
Company: Tesla
I don’t need the money immediately but would be nice to get a deposit for a mortgage.
>neet to normie

This doesn’t even feel good because you literally can’t do ANYTHING worthwhile with this amount of money.

Buying a house signs you up for ~$1,500 a month in property taxes, insurance, and maintenance for the rest of your life.

Traveling sucks dick.

Prostitution is illegal.

I can’t retire from wagecucking because it costs ~$3,500 a month for a lower middle class lifestyle in the US, meaning I’d need to spend ~$45,000 a year just to keep myself alive.

I literally need like 25 more YEARS of wagecucking just to escape.

i cant believe doge is going to win the alt coin race AGAIN. this shit does NOTHNG and has ZERO potential and there is no limit to many much can be printed

BOTTOM IN OCTOBER

When does the misery end?!?!?!?

Can bobos give me something to short on this green day? My ass is sore

Why does nobody care about diesel prices?

>An AI agent settlement network on Base

Could this be the next gem? Marketcap is only 7 million

fuck you

Can’t believe shitcoin’s actually pumping. One of my less retarded friends told me about ‘le heckin 4 year cycle’ but I thought it was bullshit

Top in October.

1hX Sues Two Bitcoin Influencers Over Bot Army That Milked Creator Payouts - Decrypt

1hCoinbase Brings IPO Shares to US Retail Traders, With Oura Up First - Decrypt

31mEurope’s Central Bank Prepares to Invest Own Funds in Tokenized Securities - Decrypt

28mCrypto Tokens Jump Up to 50% in a Post-Clarity Regulatory Bet - Bloomberg

58mCan a Fruit Fly Brain Mine Bitcoin? These Companies Are Testing It - Decrypt

1hBitcoin Jumps to Over $84,800 After ETF Flows Turn Positive - Bloomberg

1hxAI Launches Grok 4.7. It's Bigger, But Late to the AI Frontier Party - Decrypt

1hClarity Act fallout: crypto’s Fairshake PAC commits $30 million against Sherrod Brown - The Block

1hSony Says You Don't Own the Games You Bought. Crypto Says It Can Fix That - Decrypt

2hCrypto's Fairshake repeats history with $30 million to oppose Sherrod Brown Senate bid - CoinDesk

2hApple and Google Go Hunting for Crypto Talent, Hint at Stablecoin Push - Decrypt

2hBitcoin Is Rallying Again—What Happens Next? - Decrypt

3hECB plans to buy tokenized bonds with its own funds - CoinDesk

3hStrive adds 1,355 bitcoin, picks up pace toward year-end second-place treasury goal - The Block

3hWhy banks and offshore hubs like Dubai are winners of the Senate killing the Clarity Act - CoinDesk

3hCoinbase opens IPO allocations to US customers, starting with Oura - The Block

5hSaylor’s Strategy Makes First Purchase of Bitcoin Since August - Bloomberg

5h‘Crypto bull market is underway,’ Tom Lee says as Bitmine nears 5% Ethereum supply target with 27,562 ETH buy - The Block

5hBitmine bought $75 million ether as Tom Lee says institutions are still underweight crypto - CoinDesk

5hStrategy's Bitcoin Pile Nears June Record After $76M Purchase - Decrypt

5hBitcoin Tops $85K as $648M in Crypto Shorts Liquidated - Decrypt

6hGoogle and Apple seek crypto talent as Big Tech eyes stablecoin and tokenization rails - CoinDesk

6h‘A little more orange’: Strategy buys 950 bitcoin for $76 million, bringing total holdings to 846,000 BTC - The Block

6hECB deploys Pontes platform to settle wholesale tokenized assets in central-bank money - CoinDesk

6hBitcoin's 44% gain in third quarter teases full-blown crypto bull run - CoinDesk

7hBitcoin taps $85,000 for first time since January as crypto short liquidations surge - The Block

8hCrypto Worker's Children Held Hostage in Latest French ‘Wrench Attack,’ $46,000 Taken - Decrypt

8hX sues UK duo over alleged $277K crypto account payout fraud - The Block

9hLive updates: Bitcoin jumps toward $83,000 as falling oil lifts risk assets - CoinDesk

9hHana Bank issues South Korea’s first digital bond using Euroclear’s blockchain - CoinDesk

13hBitcoin ETFs Swing Positive as Token Holds Jump Above $81,000 - Bloomberg

22hZetaChain votes to shut down Layer 1 network and move ZETA to Solana - The Block

September 20, 2026, 6:30 pmVisa Moves to Close Meme Coin Credit Card Rewards Loophole - Decrypt

September 20, 2026, 6:30 pmPolymarket faced $10 million fraud attempt as its CEO pushed growth over compliance concerns: WSJ - The Block

September 20, 2026, 5:30 pmCrypto platform Gemini’s stock is down 80% from its IPO. That’s reviving takeover speculation - CoinDesk

September 20, 2026, 2:30 pmCoinbase, Robinhood, Circle could be early winners of SEC's tokenized-stock push, analysts say - CoinDesk

September 19, 2026, 8:30 pmBitcoin ETFs eke out positive week with $433 million Friday inflow as ether funds snap four-week inflow streak - The Block

September 19, 2026, 7:30 pmHow the Clarity Act's Defeat Handed the SEC and CFTC the Wheel on Crypto - Decrypt

September 19, 2026, 6:30 pmClarity Act, we hardly knew ye: We look at what was in the bill and what's replacing it - CoinDesk

September 19, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin's Sharpest Rally in Two Years Ran Almost Entirely on Short Liquidations - Decrypt

September 19, 2026, 5:30 pmGrayscale Is Making Its Red-Hot Zcash ETF More Affordable - Decrypt

September 19, 2026, 5:30 pmVisa to close Crossmint memecoin rewards loophole following The Block investigation: report - The Block

September 19, 2026, 4:00 pmRipple says asset managers are preparing for XRP Ledger’s next payments upgrade - CoinDesk

September 19, 2026, 3:30 pmSolana's Heartbeat Quickens: Block Times Fall 17% in Latest Speed Upgrade - Decrypt

September 19, 2026, 2:30 pmRobinhood Chain fees collapse 97% even as transactions stay near record highs - CoinDesk

September 19, 2026, 2:30 pmWhy Wall Street giants build tokenization money for institutions, not regular consumers - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 9:30 pmZcash Is Running—Devs Want to Make It Faster - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 9:00 pmBitcoin Will Hit $1 Million, Says Kevin O’Leary—But There’s a Quantum Catch - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 7:00 pmXRP Surges 6.9% as Bitcoin Rebound Reopens Door to Golden Cross - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin Blasts Past $80K and a Fresh Short Squeeze Is On - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin reclaims $80,000, Solana and Hyperliquid rally as crypto markets shrug off Clarity setback - The Block

September 18, 2026, 5:30 pmCFTC sends crypto rules to White House to review as Congress stalls on Clarity Act - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 5:30 pmCrypto tech provider Haruko hit by cyberattack affecting 15 clients, some funds lost - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 5:30 pmGrayscale’s Zcash ETF plans 3-for-1 split after $233 million inflow surge - The Block

September 18, 2026, 5:00 pmYahoo Finance and Polymarket End Prediction Market Partnership - Bloomberg

September 18, 2026, 4:00 pmCFTC files crypto asset rulemaking with White House, pressing ahead without Congress - The Block

September 18, 2026, 4:00 pmAva Labs president says NYSE spent a year testing Avalanche technology for tokenization plans - The Block

September 18, 2026, 3:00 pmECB President Christine Lagarde intervened to block Binance’s EU MiCA license: WSJ - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 3:00 pmZcash targets November upgrade to make private payments up to three times faster - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 3:00 pmTrump’s $1.4 Billion Haul Comes Back to Haunt Crypto Industry - Bloomberg

September 18, 2026, 3:00 pmMicrosoft Staff Asked If AI Scraping Was 'Largest Theft of Labor in Human History' - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 1:30 pmXRP on the brink of a golden cross as focus switches to altcoins - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 12:30 pmKevin O’Leary is buying crypto again, says major stock exchange adoption is the ‘watershed moment’ to watch - The Block

September 18, 2026, 12:30 pmUAE, Sweden Arrest Seven Over $7.1M Crypto Laundering Ring Linked to Contract Killings - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 12:00 pmLive updates: HYPE leads altcoin rally as bitcoin recovers toward $78,000 - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 11:30 amTreasury Sanctions Crypto Exchange Behind Iran's Bitcoin Tolls on Hormuz Ships - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 9:00 amIran’s Strait of Hormuz toll booth ran through a bitcoin exchange, U.S. says - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 8:30 amSolana speeds up blocks by 17%, but transaction capacity stays the same - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 8:00 amStablecoin payments firm dtcpay closes $25 million Series A with SBI Group investment - The Block

September 18, 2026, 7:30 amEthereum confirms Glamsterdam dates, but warns 'fake' builders could stall the chain - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 1:00 amOpenAI Models Are Writing Their Own Jailbreak Instructions—And Sometimes Obeying Them - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 12:00 amReal stocks are finally coming on blockchain. Here’s how the SEC wants it to work - CoinDesk

September 18, 2026, 12:00 amSecurity Experts Want the US and China to Promise Never to Let AI Control Nukes - Decrypt

September 18, 2026, 12:00 amThe Ondo Finance succession crisis gets messier as Kathleen Allman’s daughter alleges ‘dementia’, alcoholism and reckless spending - CoinDesk

September 17, 2026, 11:30 pmYour Data Could Outlive the Startup You Gave It To. Elon Musk Wants to Buy What's Left - Decrypt

September 17, 2026, 11:00 pmWhy Is Chipotle Now Working With the CIA-Funded Palantir? - Decrypt

September 17, 2026, 10:30 pmUS sanctions Iranian crypto exchange BitBank over alleged bitcoin transfers to IRGC - The Block

September 17, 2026, 10:30 pmCFTC Opens Door for Crypto Apps to Offer Regulated Derivatives Access - Decrypt

September 17, 2026, 10:00 pmOpenAI Says It's Made Progress on a Second $1 Million Math Problem - Decrypt

September 17, 2026, 9:30 pmEthereum Founder Vitalik Buterin Says AI Won’t Doom Crypto Security - Decrypt