ai is telling me I can just buy a business that generates 100k of profit annually for 1-3x that price, and that I can even take out a loan to buy it and not have to pay it all upfront. is this true? other than the obvious risks of the business going under is this a cheat code to the easy life once it's paid off?

this small portion of groceries cost me over $100 today. my paycheck is bled dry immediately everytime i fucking get it. should i just stop eating?

AGI is here and humans are no longer the smartest things on Earth. It is over

Are there any reliable ways to make money, besides trading, without interacting with other human beings?

No comment

With a car you can go anywhere. Its the most significant assets I own really. My noble steed. Just the two of us against the world.

those understaffed mcdonald's are not gonna make it kek

Am i too late to the cybersecurity rotation ?

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY25 & '26 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>62815385

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>be elites
>know the French bond market is a ticking time bomb
>quietly dump European bags
>flee to the Dollar while retail is distracted


Listen up, anons. The thesis is simple and it's playing out right in front of us. France is functionally cooked. 119% debt to GDP, a 5.4% deficit, and a gridlocked parliament that can't pass a budget to save its life. The OAT-Bund spread is blowing out because the risk premium on holding French debt is getting toxic.
The smart money already knows. Look at the DXY—it’s been grinding up relentlessly. Capital is fleeing the Eurozone and hiding in the dollar. At the same time, yields are starting to top out because the bond market senses a breaking point is coming. The elites are front-running a sovereign liquidity event. Lagarde and the ECB aren't stepping in to save them this time.
The Euro is bleeding out. The Dollar is the lifeboat.

How are we scheming this? What is the highest asymmetric play here?

Short EUR/USD with massive leverage?
OAT puts?

Long specific US equities that benefit from a crushed Euro?

Drop your plays. Let's front-run the collapse.

Literally built for daily anal creampies.

My boss made me retrench 3/4 of my headcount last month only to call me in to tell me im done by end of year. Wtf? Why retrench me after I hand inform my crying lads who have families to feed that they are getting fired?

Chinese cars, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62824278

No comment

What do we need think?

You can tell just by looking at somebody whether they're self made, or got carried by their parent's money.

Baggies seem unable to see the writing on the wall and the real value of what they're holding

You see it everywhere
boomers and their houses and stocks
women and their bodies
incels and their cryptos and options

what causes this? It seems like it's almost human nature to be completely blind to reason when the pain of loss could be involved

I get constant harassment and backstabbed since the first day i get into the office wage work, and i feel like completely humiliated and yelled at and I can’t even focus on work except call it a quit.

how much do i need to make if im a 5'5' manlet to get women to actually like me

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