Chainlink won. All paterniships all institutions belong to Chainlink. The price? Remember aB? Good

Why isn't silver $600 dollars an ounce right now? I want to make it but fucking kikes are doing everything they can to keep me fucking poor and I'm tired of it.

APOLOGIZE

If you’re not willing to get your hands dirty you’re not working hard enough

Rate this whore that I've been fucking regularly.

Lol

>be me
>order Pizza Hut
>pizza was gross as hell and I’m pretty sure there was black mold on it
>call the store for refund and they say it’s not their problem and hang up on me
>go to the store for a refund manager says she’ll see what she can do
>she keeps me waiting for a hour and twenty minutes and sends a staff member to tell me I’ll get a refund in a week
>wait a week
>no refund
>go back to store
>manager sends a fat belligerent cunt to yell at me I’m banned and threatens to call the police if I come here again
>big mistake as I don’t work and am very bored and have very little to do
>report them on all social media sites, report them to bbb, report them to the department of consumers, and report them to the health inspector
>turns out they did have black mold and the restaurant was shut down pending investigation whatever that means
That’s what they get for messing with my pizza. Never underestimate a 38 year old man who doesn’t work or have friends or a girlfriend or do drugs or game or much of annything and has excess free time.

Boooooooooring

Chainlink

Once Bitcoin hit ath again, then I'll sell and my REAL life will begin!

Its getting real hard for me to not like chainlink as of late. I got convinced into selling at 7.98. Can we some smart people in here on why chainlink is a bad buy? having second thoughts and thinking of buying again.

Lil' Smiggers Edition
Take a smigger, leave a smigger

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

I risk financial devastation if BTC goes below 58K

It was up, now it's gone. What was it?

Just scored a rare Pal, Palcards are going to be the next big thing after pokemon cards and I'm gonan corner the market.

Nobody works anymore. Everyone either has a cush WFH fake laptop job or is getting money from OnlyFans/scams/disability/parents etc. If you're one of the schlubs still trudging to work every Monday morning, you're a fucking SUCKER.

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TONIGHT..... ITS HAPPENING TONIGHT! STRAP IN!!

Literally all I do is buy and hold ETFs and normies think I’m a financial genius

lol
lmao even
Maybe the next snailmarine will last longer than a year

No crying in the casino snailbro

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