A small, sleek and portable kitchen appliance with easy pre-set buttons that'd heat up your Mexican tortilla chips to that classic restaurant-style warmth, that could easily be tucked away in a cabinet.

The device would be a huge hit at parties, get-togethers, etc. but also for dinners, or something to better your midnight snack. This could spark a dinner trend of having the tortilla chips with your dinner meal always be expectedly warm, too. Middle America is going to love this.

Both young and old alike would enjoy this product:
>young guys wanting to have heated chips available for their friends as they play video games
>old people not wanting to mess with any of the trial-and-error routine of using other appliances.
>People camping outside that'd want a hot & easy snack
>Parents buying it because their children demanded it
>Couples buying it for their partner as something cute and fun
>A company buying it for their lunch room

Tortilla chips are bought practically bi-weekly in American homes, by all demographics for all types of social situations. The customer base is astronomical - build and market it, and they will come.


inb4:
>muh ovens
>muh toaster ovens
>muh microwaves

Nobody wants to heat up the house over just chips with an oven, and for the microwave or a toaster oven...All microwaves heat up differently, and nobody knows how long they'd need to be put in for; it's trial-and-error every time. Similar with the toaster oven. This isn't even mentioning the mess that comes along with that whole process. Indeed, this is why practically nobody does that.

A circular base with an upright tube attached on top would give it the small & compact design. The chips would be heated up from either the bottom base, or throughout the tube. Once done, the user would pour them out from the top of the tube. For $19.99, what I'm imagining doesn't exist.

So the institution etf niggers cannot sell for whole 2 days and we will get a fucking big cme gap! Cmon cz do the thing! Activate zyberpandemic, build back even better!

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!

You fucking pieces of shit told me the bottom is behind us.

Midterms Edition

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polymarket.com
kalshi.com
alphaarcade.com

"side hustle" is the biggest niggerism on the planet today

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Reminder that Bitcoin is an IQ test.

All the Moonshots guys went from pro-crypto to "AI will bring crypto to zero in a matter of months". Literally all of them. Should I just cut my losses?

I'm financially bored.

In spite of the world being on fire and seeing occasional drama from Hormuz or whatever, nothing's really recaptured that 2020-2021 "people buying in with their covid stimmies" hype that was so fun. Where are the happenings?

Near gets caught stealing ICP tech

https://x.com/dominic_w/status/2113261945671320015

>go on /biz/ for the first time in a while
>lots of buzz about chainlink again
>oh wow the price must have gone up
>still at $11
>down 2% last 24hr, 4% last month, 33% last year
Kek baggies

THOSE 48 HOURS WILL PASS IN A FLASH!

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I don’t understand why there isn’t more buzz by Linkies here. The hacks are literally what we’ve been waiting for. They are flipping the switch. When shit goes dark for 9 days or whatever we should all meet up in like Oklahoma or something and weather the storm together and jerk each other off or whatever in safety in a country town at a Holiday Inn Express until the system turns on and link slingshots to $1,000 EOY and then we can begin our lives

what are the financial implications of being clinically depressed (bipolar 1)

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I HAD TO FALL TO LOSE IT ALL
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

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