What would Satoshi say?

I’m sitting on 5 btc and been thinking of pivoting my portfolio to stocks, maybe 5 to 10 % of it but I’m not sure if now is a good time to do it

Convince me to do or not to do it /biz/

I don't get it. You have all the tools now. Tools that do the work for you. Literal "magic machines." and you still want to work for somebody. You still want that schedule and having to answer to someone. For what? a little bit of money? Just build it and sell it yourself you shortsighted clown.

>I hope you like rimjobs anon!
What did she mean by this?

They slap a scary headline on everything and expect people to panic sell BTC. Same playbook every time.

How is the catalog gonna look like when the bubble pops?

STOP CHANGING THE FUCKING CAPTCHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THERE IS THAT MANY SOPHISTICATED BOTS TRYING TO POST ON THIS SHITSTAIN OF A SITE

IS THIS BOARD ACTUALLY FULL OF RETARDS????? THE PRICE ALWAYS DOES THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT YOU PEOPLE SAY.

What did Jesus mean by this?

and why will it happen?

No comment

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>vro getting a job is hella Fr a humiliation ritual they aint let me work frum home erryday an have a 4 hour fortnite x feed Fr I gotta answer these questions like u should be hiring me cause im special fr
Do you have remorse for Gen z wagielets?

My Linkies :’)

I knew they could do it. I just knew it.

70k rejected kek

I have $50k to deploy. It's now or never.

>SOL
>ETH
>DOGE
>BTC

Which should I buy? ETH and BTC seems the safest. SOL and DOGE would have the biggest upside.

Will companies be mad my cover letter is blatantly written by ChatGPT?

WTFFWFF

I never fucking doubted saylor

70k brutally rejected

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