>BTC: 45% off ATH
>ETH: 59% off ATH
>LINK: 83% off ATH
>GOLD: 8.9% off ATH
kek cryptobaggies

What does this mean for Tuesday’s earnings? Oracle has been above NVIDIA until February. Oracle might die due to its debt, some are downgrading earnings -25%. First signs of the bubble popping? They’re in a cash crunch to stay afloat. Shorts or no play?

What's the most you've lost due to being a retard?

Day 1659 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

2 years from now will you come back and say, 'This lil nigga Trump, I love him for giving me such cheap entries - $1200 ETH and $70k Bitcoin' or you will stlil hate him. What's the higher IQ behavior here?

I see so much shilling from both sides of the aisle right now about how the economy will hold up, both in the United States and also around the world.
So, what is it? Will the global economy collapse? Will the United States economy collapse?
What can we expect from oil prices?
I was doom-posting when I saw the oil futures hit 118.
It already appears to be coming down rapidly.
I was honestly expecting this to be a SHTF situation. However, it appears I was wrong.
ITT, we state our opinions and argue whether it is so over or we are so back.

yup, i'm thinking long JKM

Crypto chads stay winning

That's it?

uhhhh panicianbros...?

Been looking at perp dex tokens. Noticed that Aster and Hype hold up pretty well despite the bear market. Lighter not so much but they're kind of shit. Anyway I was thinking "Hype and Hype Killers" will be one of the narratives of the next bullrun. Keep in mind yesterday Tokenized Oil was trading at 116 dollars on HYPE around Noon, so if you were a crazy degen on Robinhood and opened a perp futures call on oil or USO at 6 PM whne RH opened and sold 4 hours later at 119 you'd have made a solid 10x easy (so you coulda turned 1k into 10k in 4 hours with basically zero risk or work).

I feel like with stocks being closed on weekends and the tokenization of commodities and stocks, you will see massive growth in perp dexes for Ultra Degens who want to trade Gold at 1 AM on Saturday while blackout drunk. Since perp dexes use their tokens as gas on their dex this is ultra bullish (in the sense of extreme degeneracy).

Boots on the ground Edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:
>>61945652

Europe mourns the murder of international law by the authoritarian US MAGA regime edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61958103

I don’t think I got the stomach for day trading. I always panic sell or hold to a round trip. This shit is a scam. Im just gonna start dumping all my excess money in index funds. Thinking you can beat peoples who eat sleep and breathe this shit 24/7 is pure delusion. You got better odds at a Casino

What's going on with Coinmetro?

This man is starting wars in order to give Americans entry, eurofags will buy our bags at 500k

I’m sitting on $40k in cash. No debt. No Credit History. 22 and living at home.

What do I do now?

*in intense prayer*
>...punish their blasphemy with discipline and silence! Amen!
*looks up and looks at you*
>Did you know being a sloth is one of the 7 deadly sins? You dont want to burn in hell wagie... dont you?! Being disciplined and silent while working may grant you a raise. Might also be wise if today, you work 2 hours overtime to better your chances of NOT burning in a fiery lake of sulphur.

>be me, at work
>cyber-security analyst
>nothing ever happens
>do almost nothing every day, just the odd alert or phishing email
>boss doesn't care
>haven't had an appraisal in four years
>had only one pay rise in four years but don't care as it's free money

Fuck lads, how do you cope? It sounds like a dream - a well-paid non-job but it's pure hell. My skills have atrophied, as has my work-ethic. I'm now a lazy, entitled de-skilled fuck. If I ever leave and go to a proper company where they expect me to actually earn my pay it will be a huge shock. I'm trapped. I don't even have the energy or will to learn anything new, I just dick around all day and move the mouse so I show as green on Teams. I just pile up the free money and invest it. What should I do?

>last night oil futures were nearing 120
>reports of G7 will be releasing SPR
>oil drops under 100
>later find out that they never planned on doing it


So they're just releasing fake news to make people panic sell?

58mCoinbase and Paxos tap USDC, PYUSD stablecoins to pay Aon insurance premiums - The Block

29mOil Trades Are Booming on 24/7 Crypto Exchange Hyperliquid - Bloomberg

29mScammers prey on pro-Iran crypto donors, warn politicians - DL News

1mBitcoin could be the big winner if the U.S.-Iran conflict drags on for months - CoinDesk

1mBitcoin rises to $69,000, stocks reverse big early losses, as crude oil sinks back below $100 - CoinDesk

31mZcash Open Development Lab raises $25 million from leading crypto investors Paradigm, a16z and others - The Block

1hGlobal insurance broker Aon tests stablecoin payments with Coinbase, Paxos - CoinDesk

1hJosh Swihart's Zcash Open Development Lab raises $25 million in seed funding - CoinDesk

1hConsensys-backed SharpLink reports $734 million loss as ETH holdings climb - The Block

1hStock market volatility hits one-year high, possibly marking bitcoin bottom - CoinDesk

1hBitcoin floats near $70,000 as dollar strength and oil volatility pressure risk assets: analysts - The Block

1hStrategy Drops $1.28 Billion on Bitcoin, Issues $377 Million in Preferred Shares - Decrypt

1hBitcoin ETF Flows Cool to $619 Million as Oil Prices Spike - Decrypt

1hSonic Labs taps Frax infrastructure for native network stablecoin - The Block

2hSouth Korea crypto exchange Bithumb hit with suspension, CEO faces disciplinary action: report - The Block

2hEthereum Rises to $2,000 as Tom Lee's BitMine Tops Up $9 Billion ETH Treasury - Decrypt

2hUS banking lobby weighs lawsuit against OCC over crypto, fintech national trust charters: report - The Block

2hWhy the Bitcoin price looks more like a random walk of a cocaine addict — and what that means during ‘financial Armageddon’ - DL News

2h'Mini crypto winter' nearly over, says Tom Lee as Bitmine ramps up pace of ether acquisition - CoinDesk

2hBitmine lifts Ethereum treasury to 4.53 million ETH after adding 60,976 tokens in a week amid ‘mini-crypto winter’ - The Block

2hNasdaq Partners With Kraken for Tokenized Stocks, Launching 2027 - Decrypt

2hBitcoin’s mined supply hits 20 million milestone, leaving final 1 million BTC to be issued over next 114 years - The Block

3hCrypto doesn’t belong in AI portfolio as it’s ‘a different animal,’ says tech investor and former Snap exec - CoinDesk

3hVienna-based Startup Launches AI Pipeline Builder for Gaming Studios - Decrypt

3hCoinbase rolls out 10x levered Bitcoin contracts for Europeans - DL News

3hBithumb faces proposed 6-month partial ban over South Korea AML breaches - CoinDesk

3hKAST raises $80 million at $600 million valuation to expand stablecoin payments platform - CoinDesk

4h‘The second century begins’: Michael Saylor’s Strategy buys another 17,994 bitcoin for $1.3 billion as holdings reach 738,731 BTC - The Block

4hMichael Saylor's Strategy made $1.3 billion bitcoin purchase last week - CoinDesk

4hU.S. Treasury signals shift on crypto mixers, acknowledges legitimate privacy uses - CoinDesk

4hNasdaq partners with Kraken parent Payward to link tokenized equities with DeFi networks - The Block

4hBitcoin stays calm while other markets panic: key levels to watch - CoinDesk

4hNigel Farage ploughs quarter million dollars into ex-Finance Minister’s Bitcoin treasury firm - DL News

4hBitcoin is beating stocks and gold as the Middle East conflict rattles global markets - CoinDesk

4hUS Treasury U-turns on privacy as turmoil drives demand for censorship-resistant crypto, analyst says - DL News

4hStablecoin fintech KAST raises $80 million in Series A to fund global expansion - The Block

5hNasdaq and Kraken are teaming up to let you trade tokenized stocks - CoinDesk

5hU.S. inflation, Polkadot upgrade, Solstice-Kamino announcement: Crypto Week Ahead - CoinDesk

5hBitcoin Rises in Break With Stocks as Iran War Drives Oil Higher - Bloomberg

5hBitcoin rises as oil spikes, equities drop - CoinDesk

6hBitcoin-based funds lead $619 million in weekly crypto ETP inflows despite Iran-driven market volatility: CoinShares - The Block

6hHyperliquid opens ‘Pandora’s box’ as oil skyrockets while Bitcoin price flatlines near $68,000 - DL News

6hCoinbase rolls out crypto futures trading across 26 European countries - The Block

6hNigel Farage invests in UK bitcoin treasury firm led by former Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng - The Block

6hStablecoin Payments Firm KAST Raises $80 Million in Funding - Bloomberg

6hNigel Farage takes 6% stake in UK bitcoin treasury firm Stack BTC - CoinDesk

7hClarity Act will benefit banks more than crypto, former CFTC chair says - CoinDesk

8hBitflyer volume surges 200% past Binance, Coinbase as oil spike sends Nikkei sliding - CoinDesk

8hOil pulls back from 25% spike as G7 discusses emergency reserve release - CoinDesk

10hU.S. isn’t really exposed to oil shocks and that might be helping bitcoin - CoinDesk

10hAave Users Reach Record as Traders Quietly Shift Capital Toward DeFi Lending - Decrypt

10hPost-Quantum Shift Could Force Crypto Exchanges to Rethink Wallet Security - Decrypt

11hOil shorts on Hyperliquid get wiped out as crude surges 30% on Iran escalation - CoinDesk

11hBitcoin could face deeper downside as odds of U.S. market meltdown rise to 35% - CoinDesk

12hTreasury Urges Congress to Give Crypto Platforms Power to Freeze Suspicious Funds - Decrypt

12hOil futures surge 20% past $110 as war fears hammer Asian stocks, bitcoin steady near $67K - CoinDesk

13hBitcoin Drops to 7-Day Low as Oil Surges on Iran War Concerns - Bloomberg

13hBitcoin slumps to $66,000 as oil price spike rattles Asian stock markets - The Block

15hThe Funding: Why NYSE parent ICE chose OKX for a reported $200 million investment at a $25 billion valuation - The Block

16hBitcoin Price Slips as Oil Surges and US Stock Futures Tumble - Decrypt

16hTreasury tells Congress mixers have valid privacy uses, recommends ‘hold law’ for suspicious crypto - The Block

17hBitcoin tumbles below $66,000 as oil prices explode nearly 20% higher - CoinDesk

19hAlibaba-linked AI agent hijacked GPUs for unauthorized crypto mining, researchers say - The Block

21hSmell Fraud? This Telegram App Was Built to Reward Whistleblowers - Decrypt

March 8, 2026, 5:30 pmBitcoin is still a great way to diversify portfolio even if it trades like a tech stock, analyst says - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 4:30 pmTrump’s World Liberty Financial Project Puts Investors in a Bind - Bloomberg

March 8, 2026, 4:30 pmSouth Korea to block firms from using USDT, USD Coin - DL News

March 8, 2026, 3:30 pmMarket structure state of play: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 3:00 pmSome Middle East oil is now over $100 a barrel. Here’s how it could affect bitcoin - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 12:30 pmTokenized assets exceed $25 billion after nearly quadrupling in a year - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 12:30 pmCanton’s Yuval Rooz says smart contract blockchains face a reckoning over value gap - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 10:30 amBitcoin recovers from $66,000 shock as experts predict volatility — and silver linings - DL News

March 8, 2026, 6:30 amXRP slips as traders watch $1.35 support - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 6:30 amBitcoin dip may not be over as whales sell into retail buying — a bearish signal - CoinDesk

March 7, 2026, 10:30 pmTrump signs executive order with focus on protecting crypto in a post-quantum world - DL News

March 7, 2026, 10:30 pmBinance terrorism lawsuit dismissed, but judge signals plaintiffs could refile with sharper allegations - The Block

March 7, 2026, 10:30 pmCoinbase says new U.S. tax-reporting rules for crypto are cluttered, confusing - CoinDesk

March 7, 2026, 9:00 pmTrump's cyber strategy vows to 'support the security' of cryptocurrencies and blockchain - CoinDesk

March 7, 2026, 8:00 pmFlorida moves ahead with state-level stablecoin regulation - DL News

March 7, 2026, 8:00 pmKalshi and Polymarket each exploring fundraising at $20 billion valuations, double previous rounds: WSJ - The Block