Don't waste your money going down a smelly pub and drinking booze, or buying garbage on eBay, and instead get fit at home and save for a trip to Japan.

>Got hired as a remote gig transcriptionist at Alignerr (AI training company)
>Been a week and no work has come through
>Register for remote generalist gig work at DataAnnotation (another AI training company)
>Have to take a bilingual starter assessment
>MFW I'm not good enough at my second language to do the assessment
>Send email asking if I could be given a english monolingual starter assessment instead
>Been 1 day and yet to have receive a reply
pic unrelated
I just wanna work mang...

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How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomette who works at a drive thru I go to every weekend? I'm 35 years old btw, I'm not sure if that matters.

ive been lurking the pokemon tcg "community" and i see endless complaining from people talking about scalpers and resellers and collectors... and i noticed the common thing people say is...

>this is disgusting, think of all the kids trying to get into pokemon who just wanna fun, all these people are ruining it for muh kids!

This is retarded as fuck, isn't it? pretty sure kids dont give a single fuck about pokemon, this is 100% just poor/cheap millennials copeing about not being able to find pokemon cards at the MSRP, and they're just coping by making shit up about "think of the kids!!!!!!" right?

My father was buying physical investment gold for years.
My mother collected jewellery since she was a child.

Fucking gypsys broke in their home yesterday, destroyed all the wardrobes and stole evey shiny thing they could find.

All wiped out.

They didnt steal books and passphrases.
Even left her laptop untouched.

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY25 & '26 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>62574156

As always:
>sneed hedgies

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If I try posting anything but spam 4chan blocks it claiming it's spam.

I have about 20.000$ in debt and i can't keep going between morgage and normal life expenses, how can I make the money to close it?

WTFFFFF

Assuming you have the funds, shouldn't you be buying stocks via cash secured puts and not just buying them in the market?

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So uhh what's going on? Is entire world making all in bet on US AI? What happens if this bet fails
https://x.com/Barchart/status/2086657121232314629?s=20

Umm, so yea, so I just read on signal that someone at Block Stream has leaked an email that basically plans to effectively rolling out the road map to kill off the bitcoin's main network through a serious of miner hacking rounds taking them offline 1 by 1 and the BIP-110 thing was a safety net and planned move maneuver in Q4 2026. I think roughnecks mempool jumping immediately to bip-110 than jumped back which makes me think this might be true. Did they misunderstand the plan timing? They said they are stopping all mining on bip-110 as of today.

>2022: Elon forced to buy Twitter for $44 billion
>2023: Elon founds xAI, whose crowning achievement is Grok
>2025: xAI, valued at $80 billion, buys X at a valuation of $45 billion (minus $12 billion in debt)
>2026: SpaceX, valued at $1 trillion, buys xAI, now worth $250 billion
What kind of fuckery is this? How did xAI go from a valuation of $113 billion to $250 billion in a little under a year? Why did he start merging everything?

He will really dump his shit to low double digits? Is it really this easy?

everybody haaaates you worthless stiiiiiiiiiiiiiinks. hate em all yeah (fuck chainlink)

The Argentine economy is crashing

How do I hook up with the cute gen z girl who works at a drive thru I go to every weekend? I'm 35 years old btw.

1hBybit Sues North Korea Over $1.5B Hack, Wins Order Freezing Assets - Decrypt

31mNorth Korea’s Kimsuky integrates AI into cyberattacks targeting crypto and finance - The Block

31mBitcoin Fund Inflows Hit Four-Month High as Hack Rattles Holders - Bloomberg

28mInside stablecoin firm BVNK’s journey to a $1.8B acquisition by Mastercard - CoinDesk

58mRobinhood brings crypto trading to main UK app through Bitstamp - The Block

58mRobinhood brings crypto trading to UK in AI-powered all-in-one app - CoinDesk

13hIs Clarity's delay a blessing in disguise?: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

13hWorld Liberty received $100 million from businessman investigated for money laundering: NYT - The Block

14hBrazil to tighten crypto fraud controls with new 24-hour wait on transfers to self-custody wallets - The Block

16hHyperliquid’s RWA perps boom is eating into the revenue that backs HYPE - CoinDesk

18hCrypto is going through a massive dot-com style shakeout as over 100 projects fold in 2026 - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 7:30 amControversial Bitcoin fork BIP-110 mines two blocks, then stops - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 12:30 amBitcoin’s BIP-110 supporters split onto minority chain as main network pulls ahead - The Block

August 8, 2026, 10:30 pmBitcoin hits block 961,632 as the controversial BIP-110 soft fork attempt begins - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 8:00 pmMajority Leader Thune files cloture on Clarity Act, setting up Sept. 15 Senate vote - The Block

August 8, 2026, 8:00 pmBitcoin Red Team Says AI Is Finding Critical Exploits Across Core Projects - Decrypt

August 8, 2026, 8:00 pmHardware wallet sales in Russia more than double as new crypto rules near - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 6:00 pmBrazil's central bank orders exchanges to delay large crypto transfers abroad - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 5:00 pmBitcoin, ether ETFs draw $1.1 billion in best inflow week since April, despite low volume - The Block

August 8, 2026, 4:30 pmTrillions in institutional money to flow into bitcoin, says Bitwise's Matt Hougan - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 4:30 pmRobinhood Crypto Chief Explains Why There Are 'Two Wolves' Inside Robinhood Chain - Decrypt

August 8, 2026, 11:30 amU.S. Senate opens first stage of crypto Clarity Act voting to give bill a chance next month - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 10:00 amAnother bitcoin infrastructure exploit hits, this time draining merchant Lightning nodes - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 8:00 amWuXi AppTec Gets Temporary Reprieve of Chinese Military Label - Bloomberg

August 8, 2026, 6:00 amNew XRP Ledger amendments target $530 million in tokenized Wall Street assets - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 5:00 amBitcoin holders risk losing real BTC if they sell coins from BIP-110 fork, says developer - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 1:00 amTrump Media Ends Token, Prediction Market Deals With Crypto.com - Bloomberg

August 7, 2026, 11:30 pmTrump Media Abandons Crypto Treasury, Prediction Market Ventures - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 11:30 pmTrump Media pulls back from crypto, scraps Crypto.com's CRO token treasury deal - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 11:30 pmTrump-Backed American Bitcoin director Justin Mateen buys nearly $2 million of ABTC stock - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 11:30 pmTrump Media and Crypto.com end partnerships as companies shifts priorities - The Block

August 7, 2026, 11:00 pmTreasury Sanctions Crypto Exchanges It Says Laundered Millions for Iran - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 10:30 pmBitcoin Payment Service BTCPay Warns Critical Flaw Is Under Active Attack - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 10:00 pmFlock Wanted to Turn 350,000 Uber Drivers Into a Nationwide Plate-Scanning Fleet - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 10:00 pmSharpLink CEO warns EIP-8363 could kill ETH’s biggest advantage over Bitcoin - The Block

August 7, 2026, 10:00 pmUS sanctions two more Iranian crypto exchanges under ‘Economic Fury’ campaign - The Block

August 7, 2026, 9:00 pmCFTC cautions prediction markets over using American-style ‘moneyline’ betting odds: Bloomberg - The Block

August 7, 2026, 9:00 pmU.S. widens Iran crypto crackdown with sanctions on two exchanges - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 8:00 pmXRP at a Crossroads as Senate Punts on Clarity Act - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 7:30 pmBTCPay warns of actively exploited vulnerability that could drain funds - The Block

August 7, 2026, 7:30 pmBitMEX sale collapsed as buyers balked at founder ownership and shrinking business - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 7:00 pmBybit sues North Korea and Lazarus Group over $1.5 billion hack, secures asset freeze - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 7:00 pmHackers Use BNB Chain to Spread Malware Through Fake CAPTCHAs - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin Still in Death Cross as Jobs Miss Cuts Rate-Hike Odds - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 6:30 pmOpenAI's First Device Is a $300-Plus Doughnut-Shaped Speaker: Report - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 6:00 pmColdcard bitcoin exploit exposes crypto’s ‘original sin’ of private keys, Blockaid CEO says - The Block

August 7, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin Wallet Dormant Since 2011 Moves Millions in BTC - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 5:30 pmHow a five-second trick let traders drain millions from Polymarket - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 5:30 pmOKX's Rafique doubts Clarity Act will pass, warns optimism is already priced into bitcoin - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 4:30 pmRussia cracks down on unlicensed crypto exchanges it claims are linked to Ukraine - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 4:30 pmBitcoin tops $65,000 after ‘massive surprise’ US jobs miss - The Block

August 7, 2026, 4:00 pmTokenized Asset Deposits Tripled to $7.4B as DeFi Shrank: CoinShares - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 3:00 pmChina’s Kimi K3 Broke Out of Its Sandbox to Look Up Test Answers - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 2:30 pmWhy Bitcoin's BIP-110 refuses to die despite near-zero miner support - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 2:30 pmAfter a Clarity Act funeral, the crypto world would keep turning - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin’s volatility has nearly disappeared. The risk hasn’t. - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 2:00 pmBernstein favors CleanSpark on AI execution as MARA awaits first commercial contract - The Block

August 7, 2026, 1:00 pmMyTrade Founder Fined $10K Over Bots That Wash Traded 60 Cryptocurrencies - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 12:00 pmSenate Punts Clarity Act Vote to September as Democrats Hold Out - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 11:30 am‘Applesauce’: Michigan judge denies Coinbase bid to block state enforcement of sports event contracts - The Block

August 7, 2026, 11:00 amCrypto market maker Wintermute lands SEC approval to trade equities and ETF blocks - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 10:30 amEthereum staking token weETH splits from restaking as rewards debate heats up - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 6:30 amCathie Wood’s Ark Invest buys $21 million in Block as stock drops 6% - The Block

August 7, 2026, 5:30 amSenate delays Clarity Act vote until after August recess, Thune confirms - The Block

August 7, 2026, 4:30 amSui to add post-quantum signature schemes for quantum-safe accounts - The Block

August 7, 2026, 4:30 amSenate won't vote on crypto Clarity Act before its summer break - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 3:00 amHack of Supposedly Safe Bitcoin Tool Tries Faith of the Devoted - Bloomberg

August 7, 2026, 12:30 amPower struggle erupts at Ondo Finance after founder’s death - CoinDesk

August 7, 2026, 12:00 amSEC Bought a Billion Airline Records to Track Travelers—Likely Without a Warrant - Decrypt

August 7, 2026, 12:00 amCrypto bill ethics provision could let Trump defer millions in taxes: Bloomberg - The Block

August 7, 2026, 12:00 amWintermute registers as SEC broker-dealer to trade stocks, options and crypto ETFs - The Block

August 6, 2026, 11:30 pmTokyo Tells Trump to Stop Meme-ing Mario - Decrypt

August 6, 2026, 11:30 pmBitcoin miners MARA and CleanSpark post double-digital revenue drops as AI infrastructure pivot continues - The Block

August 6, 2026, 11:00 pmMeta Says Its AI Model Escaped and Hacked a Third-Party Company Too - Decrypt

August 6, 2026, 10:30 pmSenators Push CFTC to Ban Wildfire Bets on Prediction Markets - Decrypt

August 6, 2026, 10:30 pmTrump Could Net Big Tax Windfall in Crypto Bill Divestiture Plan - Bloomberg

August 6, 2026, 10:00 pmLate Ondo founder’s mother seeks control of company and removal of De Bode as CEO - The Block

August 6, 2026, 9:30 pmCoinbase’s Base app will become ‘less Base-centric’ under Cobie, Jesse Pollak says - The Block

August 6, 2026, 9:00 pmPutin Signs Russia's First Crypto Law: Trading Is Legal, Payments Stay Banned - Decrypt

August 6, 2026, 9:00 pmOpenAI Reveals How AI Agents Secretly Coordinated Before Hugging Face Hack - Decrypt