Why don't you just make an automated trading bot and make infinite free money?

Are you enjoying the party? We are not done yet

The play for the weekend:

-Short crypto. BTC and eth are good options for shorting right now
-Long BRENTOIL and WTIOIL
-Close saturday/sunday (depending on your time zone, take some profits on saturday if you decide to close on sunday, sometimes the sunday pump gets frontrun)

That's it. You still have some time. Trump's temper tantrum don't start until American markets close. You're welcome.

crypto isn't sensitive to the price of oil thus, it will pump

What do you guys think I should do with my IRA?

>Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:

>But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal:

>For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.

So much talk of "making it." Where are you "making it" to? Hell awaits the wicked. Hopefully you're investing is righteousness.

The market is finally pricing in that the war isn't going to be short, it's going to be a prolonged war that will spike oil prices for a while with Trump having no real plans on how to stop it.

Why don't more retail traders try to learn the techniques of quantitative finance? I'm trying to do it myself, and outside of the difficulty of getting practical experience and actually applying the theory, the theory itself is not that hard. I think it's because retail traders overall are just really dumb people, but there are still many who have the capacity to make it work.

The math is accessible to anyone with an engineering, math, or physics degree. Basically it's mostly linear algebra and statistics. Those companies are hiring people with just bachelors degrees in CS for quant positions will tell you that. Yes they are hiring the best new grads with 4.0 GPAs from MIT but they still don't somehow just know PhD level math. Stochastic calculus is a meme from 20 years ago when all quants did was work on the sell side pricing exotic derivatives for banks using models with stochastic differential equations. You don't need it and it's not even really helpful, and there are rigorous books on that deal with all the mathematical prerequisites anyways if you really wanted to learn it.

It's not impossible and you don't need to be a super genius to use quant strategies to benefit your retail trading. You just need to be a decent programmer and have decent applied math knowledge. The entire mystique around quant is just gatekeeping trying to keep you from making money so that only hedge funds can use these strategies and models, because they don't want retail investors to make it. They don't want you to be armed with the tools they have so you can keep being exit liquidity.

How make large profit? What do? Many thanks for advice.

I fear!

I graduated high school in 2019. I completed a 3 year BA in linguistics in 4 years in 2023. Then I fucked off to China to teach English for 2 years for peanuts. Don't know what else to do so I'm going to do a teaching masters for 2 years so I'm qualified to teach primary school. Primary school teachers make 63k to 91k USD once experienced in my country so I think the salary is not too bad. Anything else I can do with my life? I don't particularly want to do it but it pays well and it's easy to get a job. Honestly I'd rather just do a job where I don't have to talk to people.

I bought this garbage above $100. It's fucking over

I literally put everything outside of my 401k to Gold a month ago. Keep with it or move to SGOV?
Holy fuck, thought I'd at least make a bit more playing it safe with it. Also put my entire IRA to Silver and Copper mining stocks (down like 30%)

What...? What the fuck is all of this?!

Some dude driving an Audi just delivered my monitor from best buy to my home.
That just cannot be a financially feasible decision on best buys part right? Brand new too.

opex edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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WITCHES STOLE THE DAMN LINKS EDITION

Oil is going to breach $100 before this weekend’s attacks.

Will this go anywhere or just gigadump again?

>Hi, when can I book an appointment?
>Between 8 AM and 5 PM, Monday through Friday.
>Oh that's during my working hours, I guess I can't book an appointment with you

WHAT THE FUCK DO CONSUMERS EXPECT? AM I CRAZY OR ARE CONSUMER RETARDED?

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