>this could be our life if we lock in

https://youtu.be/253cZZ-shgY

I fell in love with Sergey Nazarov long ago. You know the story. I bought CHAINLINK TOKENS back in 2018. My name is Mohammed and I'm a gay Muslim man from Louisiana.

SHOVE YOUR COCK INTO MY ASS, SERGEY!

Destroy my sphincter. NOW!

No condoms, just ANAL JUICES to lubricate!

Master Sergey, I am your SEX SLAVE! USE ME!

Yes. I'M GAY AND I HOLD CHAINLINK!

Pump your seed into MY ASS!

How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomer girl working at a drive thru I go to every weekend? I'm 35 years old, I don't know if that is going to make it weird. How do I go about asking her out? What should my gameplan be?

Bitcoin is getting fucked

90% of the threads are about crypto yet it hasn't done anything since 2020.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH WHY WONT IT KEEP GOING UUUUUUPPP?

Chainlink saaaars

>Groupon is about to pull a Gamestop and the fuddy chuddies on here are whining about LINK instead
Gonna be laughing my ass off to the moon while they piss and seethe.

I sold it all long ago, so I'm curious to know how fellow marines are doing.

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Ok. So. Where was you? When you realized... BOOM. You was in the Cockatiel Market this whole time.

What is the point in investing in meme coins if you're not an insider?

He who masters the bull flag will never have to work again

A grown manchild get turn on to young girl livestreaming is benchod.

remember your training edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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what if GPU farms could do their normal load + have a chance to mine blocks with no performance loss.

Why don't people who can't afford houses move to places that have insanely cheap housing like upstate New York?

Go on Zillow, set your filter to houses <$50,000, enter a state, and have a field day. There are many houses under 50k in the Midwest, northeast, and south. Once you scrutinize and filter out the run-down houses and areas with large black populations, there are plenty of hidden gems out there still ripe for the taking.

Then you can be debt free and live like a king instead of running on the hamster wheel like normies.

Did you guys know that anyone that shows up to a protest is part of the underclass?

Also, why does the underclass speak like this of the rich?

What do you think the income someone needs to have until they make a post like picrel?

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is chainlink responsible for all the data centers going up around the country

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