If you didn't 2x your money within the past 12 months, you're not keeping up with inflation.

It doesn't make any sense.

I have a nice chunk of money on the side that I've been wanting to throw in an index fund that tracks the DOW, but I'm waiting for the market to crash.

I just KNOW the market is going to crash, BUT IT KEEPS FUCKING GOING UP!

The fund was like $22.63 per share when I first decided I was going to jump in but felt a crash was coming.

Now it's like $27.20 a share.

This doesn't make any sense.

Why doesn't it go down so I can buy in low and then sell when it recovers?

SELL SELL SELL

Fake and Gay Market Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>flags
>Allow only 1 thread per ip
>Ban 1pbtid threads
>Ban off topic threads
>Ban porn
>Delete the bot fuelled generals

Fixed the board

I got offered a $140K a year job but the catch is that it's 60+ hours a week. Should I go for it?

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY25 & '26 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>62550488

As always:
>sneed hedgies

XD

there will be no crash no bubble pop, no "generational" buying opportunity, the stock market will go up forever because of the money printing, there will be few corrections here and there, and it will recover instantly, if you haven't bought before covid, you are priced out big time.

Here's everything I own. What should I do at this point? I'm 29, not married, no kids.

I used to drive a beater 1993 van and bought a new suv and now women are talking to me and flirting. Why didn’t you faggots tell me about this?

What the fucking nigger?

Bagholding fiat through hyperinflation is 10 times worse than bagholding stocks, gold or Bitcoin through a recession. Good luck cashcucks

I think being in the top 10% is cool, but being in the top 1% is not good for your security
Please tell me that I'm right...

Will Link pump once the clarity act is passed? I'm ready to start living my real life.

Stock holder on the left, crypyto holder on the right.

>Hey kid, if you give me your money I'll give you more money eventually
>No you can't get your money back right now because, uh, your money just isn't worth as much as it used to ok?
>See? Your money is worth more money now
>Don't take it out because it'll be worth even more in the future!
> Sorry, your money is worth 20% less than it was an hour ago. You have to be on the ball about these things!
> Oh by the way the government is going to take away some of the extra money I give you unless you wait a year
What does this sound like to you?

Been doing security for 6 years and been considering starting my own company but man have I seen some crashouts, one of my favorite being a old lady who held a grudge at the casino for over a year because she nearly hit my security car.

How can I turn this to $1M within 10 years?

Scam Pump Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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