Gonorrhea

Can money buy love?

It begins

clarity stinkarity act is gonna get rejected and fail the vote again for the zillionth time on sep 15th, and that will mark the end for your tiny bear market rally. back down into the depths with ya, stinks. pain and mizz never ends with link.

Just drop back to 60k...
I'll go all in this time I swear!

$12.65 waiting room

day 401 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil

heres the 400th summary of my zard investments so far, how are your pokemons doing?

THIS IS *NOT* THE WAY OF SAVING MY JOB. MODERCHOOOOD.

I FOMOED

Did NEETs subconsciously know that every human endeavor was doomed? Is that why they decided not to participate in society? They're the only ones who seem sensible now.

Friday Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62615486

Everyone says the entire economy is being held up by AI which is just not true. Boomers becoming geriatric is the other pillar of the economy.

stocks

>cash +127.2
>investments +12.00

FAQ: https://pastebin.com/1HZbbTtU

Nobody talks about the literal skill it takes to pull the trigger. Having a bunch of money in a savings account feels safe, but is the least optimal thing to do. Taking $100k out of savings and putting it in the market is scary and having the ability to move a bunch of money around is difficult. This is why boomers would rather pay a financial advisor thousands every year to click a few buttons for them.

My crypto folio is still 80% down from last summer, and last summer it was down 80% down from the previous summer. I'm ngmi am i.

BOTTOM IN OCTOBER!!!!!!!!

It's still going down in October right?

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