if I sold I and bought low everytime I will be a millionaire by now

I am up today bros, where should I take out the mistress tonight?

there's always a decreased amount of sergey memes before huge chainlink pumps,
literal calm before the storm,
I predict $200 before the end of april

Why would you need more money than the average income if you can have it without a job?

Orange man tariffs mean I'm paying double for anime merch shipped in from a U.S. ally

my portfolio is down 10%

Nobody wants to buy NYC mansions or townhomes anymore.
>at the $15 million and up price point the preference is doorman style apartment buildings, especially if this is a residence and not an investment
Why?

How do I long a famine?

Millions failed to escape the rat race, what makes you think that you are different

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Visual representation on what it means that being a chud never pays.


Your move, antisemites.

oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You’re mentally weak when you frequent massage parlour. Real man just liftmaxxing.

>in mid 30s
>have a boring as fuck work from home job for a few years
>save £1k per month plus a lot of pension
>given menial responsibilities relative to my position's grade
>workload moves slowly and have barely achieved anything
>career stagnating
>have the chance to get a similar but slightly better job in London
>would live in tiny apartment and travel to work 2-3 times a week and save very little money
>could finally start getting experience necessary for promotion or higher paid jobs

I have been agonising about this for months. I recently entered six figure net worth purgatory. So if I stayed in my current job for two more years nothing would fundamentally change about my financial status and I'd be totally stagnant career wise.

But renting is a humiliation ritual.

Weekend chill edition
>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previously on /smg/
>>62012447

Oil( not paper furnitures)is selling at $150 in Mumbai. Sell everything before Monday.

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Shorting S&P500 / Nasdaq100 with my eyes closed until EOY. How fucked I am?

Miss me yet, jack?

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