basically just buy and hope it goes up so i can sell it to another rube? fucking businesses don't accept it and it has been like 20 years. employers don't pay in gold. this shit is going to be worse than the silver crash in the 80s.

Why do I get a feeling she thinks I'm cute and wants to have sex with me?

My name is David Excalibur, just wanted to share that if you hold Bitcoin, Ethereum, XRP and Quant, you are about to have a very enjoyable summer.

o-oil is going back to $150 and even higher you will see just wait

I know absolutely fucking nothing about investing or stocks but I have 15k saved that I want to invest and get some passive income from. please tell me what do anons, I dont mind some risk

I'm starting to think they're really into cuckoldry

The AI bubble is gonna pop soon

basically just buy and hope it goes up so i can sell it to another rube? fucking businesses don't accept it and it has been like 20 years. employers don't pay in crypto. this shit is going to be worse than the dot com crash in the 90s.

Is this true? been thinkin bout being a dev and making my own memecoins

Last night I dreamed that BTC blew up past $300k, then $700k, then $1.1M in a single candle as we all watched in amazement, before violently pulling back.

What did the universe mean by this?

In case you wanted some insight into my thinking on the markets, I was pulling up charts from 1987 today.

Everyone remembers the crash, but what's interesting is that the market was up 40% from Jan 1 to the peak in August. Similar price action.

For the Elliott Wave people, this feels very Wave 5-ish.

Dumping is no longer allowed. Printing money by US govt and wild stock market valuations, among other things. Do you anons think crypto will be the next thing pumped to keep the madness going or is it just hopium?

Tech booms.

This time is different. AI is going to kill Bobo

4chan called the exact bottom. first meme to pump in the new bull. will pump to $10

make it stack = 100,000 fartcoin

You faggots are always moaning there's no more insider info on this board so here's one for you. Very small company, listed on the Amsterdam stock exchange. So insignificant the news haven't picked up on it yet.

They had a massive database fuckup where saved locations and routes were deleted.
The issue is impacting both individual users and fleet operators. Sounds insignificant, but these are extremely important for truck drivers and logistics, especially because European roads are far less suitable for heavy vehicles than North American ones, so all truckers rely heavily on pre-saved routes and locations rather than inputting addresses to reach their destination without getting stuck in a narrow village street or striking a low bridge.

Check TomTom's social media and you will see how big this is in the sector. TomTom has been completely silent about the blackout so far. They are about to lose a large chunk of their paid users and corporate customers.
There are talks of entire freight routes being put on hold while transport managers scramble to sign up to a different provider.

I don't know how to profit from this but I'm sure some of you spergs will. TomTom is about to go down BIGLY.

And if you want to stretch this into a happening, apparently the blackout was a result of some AWS bug/error but it's still unknown if Amazon themselves will be impacted (probably not, if I could bet I'd bet on it being some dumb pajeet hired by TomTom who doesn't know how to work with AWS.)

You're welcome.

8 years and still alive while hundreds of “next big coins” disappeared into the void.

XNV (Nerva) keeps doing its thing quietly:

CPU mineable
ASIC resistant
privacy focused
low barrier to entry
no giant mining farms dominating everything

You can literally mine it on older hardware and still participate in the network. That’s how crypto was supposed to be.

Meanwhile the world keeps moving toward more surveillance, KYC everywhere, tracking everywhere, data collection everywhere… and people still wonder why privacy coins matter.

The community is slowly growing again. More miners, more users, more people discovering it for the first time.

Happy birthday XNV
Respect to the devs and all the OG miners still here.

And if you’re curious, come hang out in the Discord and see what’s going on.

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AI bubble is about to pop.....

https://thenextweb.com/news/github-copilot-signup-pause-agentic-ai-usage-limits

My sister is retarded and went to a toyota car dealership alone. She hated her car and just wanted to drive something new, so she went without checking with me.

She over paid for her car by almost 9k. So now I have to cancel all the retarded addons and have a lawyer look at the contract.

Any tips would be great.

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