The market is a paper handed emotional bitch that is entirely dependent on whatever orange retard decides to tweet today. It’s also a bitch with such maxed out credit cards that it knows if all its creditors come to collect at once, it’s going to jail, and it will say anything to prevent that from happening. You can’t change my mind.

Wizards of /biz/, can you tell me what you see on this graph, and what lies ahead?

Burry won

Crypto bros we are back! All you had to do is hold.

Has the world ever seen a revolution as big as the AI one?

>THE AI BUBBLE IS BURSTING!!!!
It's china collapsing in 2 weeks all over again

Or is it just too risky?

>chinese families have bought out hundreds of houses in the last few years
>just bought an old well established local restaurant that no one thought would be sold
>paying a million easily for some small houses (land)
>have supermarkets, construction and laundries everywhere
Where do they get all the money..

beautiful old jaffa edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/
>>62097176

Thinking about applying for a part-time job at a hospital morgue just to break-up the monotony of factory work during the week.

No comment

Day 9 of snailposting every day until ICP is at 2K

Every pullback is an opportunity

Serious question, how do people work fulltime? At 40 hours a week you basically just work and are too tired to do anything else. You spend most of your time doing tedious labor (and don't give me that shit about loving your job, every job is tedious). I used to work full time but I had to stop because it was destroying me mentally and physically. I don't know how wagies keep at it for years.

Hi before all, I never was thinking I would be in this situation… I lost my job, also I need to leave the rent house in one week and I don’t have family or friends here in Spain… please if anyone can helps me with anything I would be grated all life thanks for all. My PayPal is: paypal.me/meryyrs

The market is rallying on optimism alone that the ceasefire will remain even though it was broken. Explain why we’re living in lalaland now?

I sold my sp500 and msci world very near the top but i havent bought back in.

Why does it upset so many normal people?

Iran is a terrorist state who has it in their constitution that Israel must be destroyed
The Iranian regime must be toppled no matter the cost edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/
>>62096683

1.3 million usd is not a lot of money these days

1h‘This is a lot’: Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm’s fate is unclear, judge says - The Block

1hUS Secret Service freezes $12 million in crypto tied to global fraud in Operation Atlantic - The Block

1hAlphaTON Capital looks to raise $43 million to bolster Telegram’s Cocoon AI infrastructure - The Block

25mSecuritize names ex-SEC official Brett Redfearn as president ahead of public listing - CoinDesk

25mAnother Solo Bitcoin Miner Hits the Jackpot, Scoring $225K BTC Reward - Decrypt

25mPotential buyers are circling Winklevoss-backed crypto exchange Gemini - CoinDesk

25mIs Iran Collecting Hormuz Tolls in Bitcoin? This Crypto Intelligence Firm Is Skeptical - Decrypt

25mU.S. Treasury to loop in crypto sector on hacker warnings shared with traditional firms - CoinDesk

34mTrump’s Mar-a-Lago memecoin gala collides with correspondents’ dinner, raising attendance questions - The Block

34mTreasury Secretary Bessent Slams Crypto Industry 'Nihilists' as Clarity Act Remains in Limbo - Decrypt

34mCME Bitcoin futures activity slumps to 14-month low as basis trade unwind drains institutional demand - The Block

34mTD Cowen says White House stablecoin report unlikely to change hurdles for crypto bill, sees even tougher path ahead - The Block

34mTelegram’s Pavel Durov touts TON’s upgraded ‘one second’ transaction speed - The Block

34mTom Lee's BitMine Uplisted to NYSE as Ethereum Firm Expands Buyback Program to $4 Billion - Decrypt

1hBithumb Files to Seize Bitcoin From Holdouts After $43B Blunder - Decrypt

1hStablecoin volumes to reach $719T by 2035 as generational wealth shift speeds up crypto adoption - CoinDesk

2hBitMEX co-founder donates $5 million to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK party - CoinDesk

2hFormer SEC, JPMorgan exec Brett Redfearn joins Securitize as president - The Block

2hTom Lee’s Bitmine uplists to NYSE with 4.8M ETH and $4 billion buyback authorization - The Block

2hStablecoin FX nears ‘institutional-grade’ parity with bank rails in LATAM and East Africa: report - The Block

3hMeet the Anti-Trump Crypto Developer Running for Congress in Virginia - Decrypt

3hBinance Wallet rolls out gas-free prediction markets via Predict.fun integration - The Block

4hBanks are treading carefully on stablecoins despite market growth, S&P Global says - CoinDesk

5hZachXBT uncovers North Korea-linked IT worker network generating $1M monthly via crypto payment flows - The Block

5hFartcoin Leads Altcoin Slump With Double-Digit Drop - Decrypt

5hLucky solo bitcoin miner beats roughly one-in-300-year odds to win $222,000 block reward - The Block

6hBitMEX Co-Founder Ben Delo Reveals $5.4m Donation to Farage’s Reform UK - Decrypt

6hDOJ, CFTC argue Kalshi’s sports and event contracts are financial swaps as Arizona enforcement escalates - The Block

6hStrategy’s Michael Saylor says bitcoin likely bottomed near $60K, suggests quantum risk is overblown - The Block

7hMorgan Stanley Bitcoin ETF Draws In $31M on First Trading Day - Decrypt

7hBithumb moves to seize assets over mistaken $8 million bitcoin dispute - CoinDesk

8hCrypto payments to pass Strait of Hormuz is the next logical step for Iran’s sanctions-skirting trade network - CoinDesk

8hSpot bitcoin ETFs post net outflows despite $31 million inflows into Morgan Stanley’s MSBT - The Block

9hBhutan moves $23 million worth of bitcoin; total holdings down 70% from peak - The Block

10hCFTC presses case that sports betting is finance, seeks to block Arizona enforcement - CoinDesk

10hBithumb turns to legal action to recover lost bitcoin in ‘fat finger’ incident: report - The Block

13hBitcoin Depot reveals $3.7 million stolen from company wallets in security breach - The Block

13hBitcoin gets its first working prototype of quantum-resistant wallet rescue tool - CoinDesk

15hMorgan Stanley’s MSBT bitcoin ETF logs $34 million in first-day volume - The Block

18hCrypto card boom hits $600 million monthly volume as USDC gains ground on USDT - The Block

18hCanary Capital files spot PEPE ETF application with SEC - The Block

19hBitcoin Depot ATM Operator Says $3.6 Million in BTC Stolen in Corporate Hack - Decrypt

19hBored Ape Yacht Club maker Yuga Labs settles with ‘expressive appropriation artist’ Ryder Ripps in long-running trademark case - The Block

20hBitcoin Miner Cango Sells $143 Million in BTC, Slashes Production Costs - Decrypt

21hPolygon Labs seeking to raise up to $100 million for stablecoin payments business: report - The Block

21hTreasury Outlines How Stablecoin Rules Will Fight Illicit Finance Under GENIUS Act - Decrypt

21hStablecoin Trading Volume Could Skyrocket to $1.5 Quadrillion by 2035: Chainalysis - Decrypt

22hSEC appoints David Woodcock as new enforcement director amid concerns over previous lead, agency’s crypto cases - The Block

22hStablecoin volumes could hit $1.5 quadrillion by 2035 as onchain payments begin to rival Mastercard, Visa: Chainalysis - The Block

22hNew XFUNDS ETF toggles between bitcoin overnight and Treasuries by day - The Block

22hHyperliquid Traders Face Widespread Liquidations as Oil Prices Collapse - Decrypt

23hUS Treasury unveils proposed stablecoin rules targeting money laundering, sanctions - The Block

23hPotential Insiders Made $600K Predicting US/Iran Ceasefire on Polymarket: Bubblemaps - Decrypt

23hYuga Labs settles Bored Ape NFT lawsuit, ending fight over alleged copycat tokens - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 7:00 pmSouth Korea proposes cryptocurrency law with bank-style rules for stablecoins - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 6:30 pmCircle rolls out USDC payments platform that lets users pay without holding stablecoins - The Block

April 8, 2026, 6:30 pmAdam Back Denies He's Satoshi Nakamoto After NYT Names Him as Bitcoin Creator - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 6:30 pmPartner of Trump-Backed World Liberty Linked to Sanctioned Cambodian Scam Company: Report - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 6:00 pmU.S. Treasury to propose demands that stablecoin firms be set to police bad transactions - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 6:00 pmEthereum Foundation swaps 5,000 ETH into stablecoins for operational and grant funding - The Block

April 8, 2026, 5:30 pmMoo Deng Meme Coin Rises After Man Fined for Entering Viral Pygmy Hippo's Den - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 5:30 pmSEC Says Prior Crypto Enforcement Set 'Misguided Expectations' As Actions Drop 22% - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 5:00 pmRWA network Pharos lands a $1 billion valuation in $44M funding round ahead of mainnet debut - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 5:00 pmStandard Chartered is looking to take over crypto custody provider Zodia: Bloomberg - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 5:00 pmBitcoin payments allowed for Hormuz tanker tolls as Iran seeks up to $2 million per ship: FT - The Block

April 8, 2026, 5:00 pmBernstein says quantum is a ‘manageable upgrade cycle’ for Bitcoin, not an existential threat - The Block

April 8, 2026, 5:00 pmIran Wants Bitcoin Payments From Oil Ships Seeking Hormuz Passage: FT - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 4:30 pmQuantum threat to Bitcoin is real, but manageable, according to Wall Street broker Bernstein - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 4:30 pmWhite House study bolsters crypto's stance in stablecoin yield fight against bankers - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 4:30 pmBitcoin Surged Overnight After Iran Ceasefire—This New 'AfterDark' ETF Would've Caught the Move - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 4:00 pmStandard Chartered weighs integrating Zodia Custody with corporate bank arm: Bloomberg - The Block

April 8, 2026, 4:00 pmPolymarket’s Iran Bets Draw Fresh Disputes and Insider Scrutiny - Bloomberg

April 8, 2026, 4:00 pmMorgan Stanley’s low-cost spot Bitcoin ETF launches to meet ‘growing client interest’ in crypto - The Block

April 8, 2026, 4:00 pmSaylor’s solo act: JPMorgan says Strategy is practically the only thing keeping crypto flows alive - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 3:30 pmSecuritize tapped to tokenize Currenc’s ordinary shares - The Block

April 8, 2026, 3:30 pmBitcoin’s quantum threat is distant, but migration clock is ticking, says Adam Back Says - CoinDesk

April 8, 2026, 3:00 pmWhite House Council of Economic Advisers: Stablecoin Yield Doesn’t Threaten Small Banks - Decrypt

April 8, 2026, 3:00 pmWhite House study finds limited risk to banks from stablecoin yields amid regulatory debate - The Block

April 8, 2026, 2:00 pm‘Blocks Are Dead. Long Live Blobs’: Ethereum researchers explore upgrade to ease validator data burden - The Block

April 8, 2026, 2:00 pmStanChart Weighs Partial Takeover of Crypto Custodian Zodia - Bloomberg