Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStBbkG5bEQ&list=PLI3O4xzO1lyeor4n41lJNb0WC4oyEtuKt

My name is Xavier Ronald Pullman, and I am a verbose XRP shill. I used to be a normal, well-adjusted and hardworking ubereats delivery driver. That is, until I stumbled upon /xsg/.
I never paid XRP much mind before, but for some reason I felt drawn to the XRP Schizo General on biz. I didn't understand why there had to be thousands of threads about some retarded altcoin from 15 years ago that is the same price it was at ten years ago. What could they even talk about? I was curious, and this will end up being the worst mistake of my life.
Upon opening the thread I noticed it was completely dead, save for dozens of posts from a retarded attentionwhore the other users call "Spammy". But even the last post from Spammy was made hours ago. As I was about to leave, however, my browser refreshed, and a new post loaded onto my screen.
It was a verbose, insane ramble about how xrp will be thousands of dollars because the crown prince of dubai bought it or something. It was such an obvious shill it had to have been paid for by brad garlinghouse himself. It also heavily utilized the infamous gish gallop technique, that involves delivering a barrage of attacks on your opponent to overwhelm him in debate.
Unfortunately, this gish gallop had a grave effect on me. I became extremely, dangerously bullish for xrp. I was obsessed, so much so it consumed my life fully. And I began to spend my entire life on biz, bullishly gish galloping at xrp and owning linkies. Any perceived attacks made against xrp met my gish gallop. Soon after I went all in at xrp, and took out large loans just to buy more xrp. And I lost my hair due to stress and bullishness. Now, I've been reduced to another verbose faggot doing brad's bidding.
Let this be a warning to you all, do NOT browse /xsg/ at 3 AM. And NEVER read a verbose xrp shill post in its entirety. This advice could save your life.

Invest in robotics.

>hey goyim
>let me tell you about the debasement trade
>buy gold, crypto, silver
>d-don't buy the overcrowded AI infrastructure stocks that will go apeshit +1000% in 2025
>buy btc and gold lmao
Should you just do the opposite of whatever it says to do?

This vtuber bitch has gone 5/5 in predicting which team loses
Should i go all in on Morocco winning?

How does one actually escape working a 9-5 anymore without relying on extreme luck? (I'm usually not lucky)

i will be eating rice, chicken and water for the next few months to save up $30k and pay off my debt

Day 357 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

My stack of ICP is now worth about $10K. AMA

Lol at troon posters edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whZuz5Dwtw8 [Open]
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/:
>>62463054

Buy walls are bearish.

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You dumb zoomete listen well, if you missed next month rent again I’m going to make you my personal maid and make you clean the house at my disposal, it is also a legally written maid in the legislation office! Also if you failed to clean the house as expected, you know I know! I’m a fit well dressed and fifthy rich potent male with full head of hair. I don’t give damn if you btfo of this house!

You're not HODLing illiquid shitcoins at a loss while boomer stonks with infinite liquidity do this, right?

Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yStBbkG5bEQ&list=PLI3O4xzO1lyeor4n41lJNb0WC4oyEtuKt

My name is Xavier Ronald Pullman, and I am a verbose XRP shill. I used to be a normal, well-adjusted and hardworking ubereats delivery driver. That is, until I stumbled upon /xsg/.
I never paid XRP much mind before, but for some reason I felt drawn to the XRP Schizo General on biz. I didn't understand why there had to be thousands of threads about some retarded altcoin from 15 years ago that is the same price it was at ten years ago. What could they even talk about? I was curious, and this will end up being the worst mistake of my life.
Upon opening the thread I noticed it was completely dead, save for dozens of posts from a retarded attentionwhore the other users call "Spammy". But even the last post from Spammy was made hours ago. As I was about to leave, however, my browser refreshed, and a new post loaded onto my screen.
It was a verbose, insane ramble about how xrp will be thousands of dollars because the crown prince of dubai bought it or something. It was such an obvious shill it had to have been paid for by brad garlinghouse himself. It also heavily utilized the infamous gish gallop technique, that involves delivering a barrage of attacks on your opponent to overwhelm him in debate.
Unfortunately, this gish gallop had a grave effect on me. I became extremely, dangerously bullish for xrp. I was obsessed, so much so it consumed my life fully. And I began to spend my entire life on biz, bullishly gish galloping at xrp and owning linkies. Any perceived attacks made against xrp met my gish gallop. Soon after I went all in at xrp, and took out large loans just to buy more xrp. And I lost my hair due to stress and bullishness. Now, I've been reduced to another verbose faggot doing brad's bidding.
Let this be a warning to you all, do NOT browse /xsg/ at 3 AM. And NEVER read a verbose xrp shill post in its entirety. This advice could save your life.

I bought spacex at $190, now what?

This board is shit. 90% of discussion is dead shit coins, and the same retard bitching about tradies cucking his wife or something. /Smg/ is literally the only good thread. What can be done to fix this?

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY25 & '26 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>62452855

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Inside Ethereum's house

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July 8, 2026, 3:30 pmStrategy’s 3,588 BTC sale puts future bitcoin selling in focus: analysts - The Block

July 8, 2026, 3:00 pmCitadel drops U.S. Portofino suit, seeks bankruptcy order against firm's founder in UK - CoinDesk

July 8, 2026, 2:30 pmBankers Filed Suspicious Activity Report Over Farage's £5M Gift From Tether Billionaire - Decrypt

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