:)

I come back after 5 years and biz is still bagholding utter crap
chainlink, gme, bbbyq, random shitty altcoins

!

Gym, closet, library, office, bedroom. Do you really need more than this? Do you really want millions or just a family?

im longing silver!

I need a billion dollars by tomorrow what do i do?

If you have money there get it out before it's too late

>When we print money we make sure that we don't print too much to not cause too much inflation.
>Crypto is not like that, you can't stop the printer.
>Since the goverment now accepts crypto for your taxes it means that there is no way for them to stop you from creating more inflation

This is Apu, he can mine his own money without being overseen, but he has to pay taxes so he doesn't want his crypto to gain too much value.
There is an easy solution to this, he just needs to lend his crypto, they can't tax what you don't have. Modern tech allows you to send it to foreigners, the only thing he needs to do is sell it making sure the difference in price is lower than what it would cost it in taxes.

There is absolutely nothing that would stop Apu from lending his crypto in exchange for currency in other countries, Apu could just go and fill his bank account with foreign currencies.
Have fun sleeping today and don't think too hard about it, Apu is not even in your country

Why don’t you pretend to be jewish to be successful

We can discuss poorfag money saving tech like grocery store deals, coupons, selling aluminum, using public libraries, etc. You'll laugh but it would be genuinely useful at least for me

vanilla cone edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

Previously on /smg/
>>62171915

Saving $1,000!

How bad is the global recession going to be?

Property taxes is BULLSHIT.

IRAN IS ECONOMICALLY COLLAPSING!!!!!!!!! IRAN'S OIL PRODUCTION IS GETTING DESTROYED! IF YOU STOP PUMPING THESE FRAGILE WELLS, SALTWATER RUSHES IN TO DROWN THE REMAINING OIL AND PERMANENTLY TRAPS THE NATION'S WEALTH UNDERGROUND. IT IS LIKE ACCIDENTALLY GLUING THE STRAW SHUT; ONCE THE FLOW STOPS, THE GEOLOGY IS RUINED AND THE OIL CAN NEVER BE RECOVERED.

Graham Stephan!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you believe bitcoin can go to 300k?

When and why

>entire world and internet but mainly internet
>is just rich successful people farming you for money
>just another metric to extract attention from for coins

no cap ts wack as fuck bruh.

Holding LINK is like getting BBC in my ass and it's disgusting

Yeah I'm a namefag

1hSouth Korea seeks 20-year term for Delio CEO in $169 million crypto case: report - The Block

1hXO Market bets on user-generated prediction markets to rival Polymarket and Kalshi - CoinDesk

1hStablecoin fintech KAST appoints former SEC advisor to lead policy communications - The Block

34mArk Invest buys $39 million worth of Robinhood shares, offloads $6 million of its own spot bitcoin ETF - The Block

25mTwenty One Capital shares rise as Tether pushes merger with Strike, Elektron - The Block

1hSouth Korea’s Shinhan Card to test real-world stablecoin payments on Solana - The Block

4hFBI leads arrests of 276 in global crypto ‘pig butchering’ scams - The Block

6hTether Proposes Mergers Involving Bitcoin Treasury Company - Bloomberg

9hZcash ETF volume doubles as ZEC’s shielded supply hits record highs - The Block

10hSWEAT protocol thwarts multi-million dollar exploit, restores user balances - The Block

10hOKX rolls out Agent Payments Protocol designed to support AI business cycles - The Block

11hKey Senator Pushes for Vote on Clarity Act—But Hurdles Remain - Decrypt

11hMeta Launches USDC Stablecoin Creator Payouts on Solana and Polygon via Stripe - Decrypt

11hBitcoin slips to $75,000 as Fed holds rates, dissenters chill Warsh ‘pivot party’ - The Block

12hTrump-backed WLFI token falls 13% as controversial governance proposal opens for voting - The Block

12hCelsius Founder Alex Mashinsky Banned From Crypto Industry in $10 Million FTC Settlement - Decrypt

12hHow Tassat and Lynq are rebuilding financial infrastructure - The Block

12hTech giant Meta starts paying some creators in stablecoin with Stripe's support - CoinDesk

12hMeta begins offering USDC creator payouts to crypto wallets on Solana and Polygon blockchains - The Block

13hJPMorgan’s new blockchain chief once warned that tokenization does not equal liquidity - CoinDesk

13hU.S. senator holding cards on Clarity Act's next move says it's ready to get to hearing - CoinDesk

13hBitcoin, Ethereum Dip as Fed Holds Rates Steady for Third Straight Time - Decrypt

14hU.K.'s Farage faces standards probe over $6.7 million gift from Tether billionaire Christopher Harborne - CoinDesk

14hTether Stakeholder Gave Farage Undisclosed $6.7M Gift Amid Reform UK Crypto Funding Scrutiny - Decrypt

14hCelsius founder Alex Mashinsky reaches $10 million FTC settlement with lifetime crypto industry ban - The Block

15hOption Traders Build ‘Electric Fence’ Around Bitcoin at $80,000 - Bloomberg

15hCanadian Government Pushes for Sweeping Ban on Bitcoin, Crypto ATMs - Decrypt

16hMoonPay Launches Institutional Division, Acquires Crypto Key Management Firm Sodot - Decrypt

16hTether stakeholder’s undisclosed £5 million gift to Farage adds to Reform UK funding scrutiny - The Block

16hHyperliquid is preparing to take on Polymarket with a new way to trade real-world events - CoinDesk

16hVisa stablecoin settlement hits $7 billion run rate as pilot expands to nine blockchains - The Block

16hVisa expands stablecoin settlement network as volume hits $7 billion run rate - CoinDesk

16hPolymarket Eyes US Return for Crypto Exchange as Lone CFTC Chair Weighs Approval​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ - Decrypt

16h‘Tokenize the world’: Securitize partners with Computershare to bring more stocks onchain - The Block

16hBitcoin ETFs fuel institutional surge, 21Shares' CIO sees $100K possible by year-end - CoinDesk

17hMoonPay acquires crypto key manager Sodot, launches institutional business led by former CFTC acting chair - The Block

17hComputershare Taps Securitize to Tokenize Thousands of Company Stocks on Wall Street - Decrypt

17hKevin Warsh clears key Senate Banking Committee vote to become Federal Reserve chair - The Block

17hVisa Adds Base, Polygon, Canton, Arc and Tempo to Stablecoin Settlement Program - Decrypt

17hSolana Ventures leads $18 million round in Squads to scale its stablecoin platform Altitude - The Block

17hStellar’s CMO says crypto must ditch hype and “get rich slow” to win mainstream trust - CoinDesk

18hPaul Tudor Jones says bitcoin is ‘unequivocally the best inflation hedge’ - The Block

18hBitcoin's Upside Capped by $82K Sell Wall as UAE’s OPEC Exit Triggers Risk Sell-Off - Decrypt

18hDeFi shaken by $292 million hack, but showing resilience, Standard Chartered says - CoinDesk

18hPrediction market volume tops $25 billion monthly as retail activity dominates, crypto drives onboarding: report - The Block

18hBitcoin holds above $77,000 as ETF outflows extend ahead of what may be Powell’s final FOMC meeting - The Block

19hSecuritize, Computershare open path for $70 trillion U.S. stocks to move onchain - CoinDesk

19hKalshi, Polymarket Face New Rival in Crypto’s Hottest Exchange - Bloomberg

19hGSR says Crypto Core3 ETF is simple gateway for mainstream investors - CoinDesk

19h‘DeFi bent, not broken’: Standard Chartered says rsETH episode won’t derail path to $2T RWA market - The Block

19hStable Sea taps WisdomTree to bring tokenized Treasury access to small and medium-sized businesses - The Block

19hGalaxy Digital leads $20 million investment in Fence to overhaul back end of $6 trillion credit market - CoinDesk

19hMoonPay acquires Israeli crypto security firm Sodot in $100 million stock deal - CoinDesk

20hBitcoin trading volume is falling fast. That rarely ends smoothly. - CoinDesk

20hEthereum ICO Whale Who Turned $3,100 Into $23M Wakes Up After a Decade - Decrypt

20hRipple, OKX expand RLUSD access with over 280 spot pairs, derivatives use - The Block

20hCrypto Firm MoonPay Bets $100 Million for Institutional Push - Bloomberg

20hTether leads Belo's $14 million raise to expand stablecoin payments across Latin America - CoinDesk

21hMezo unveils institutional bitcoin yield vaults as demand grows to put idle BTC to work - CoinDesk

21hFirst prediction market ETFs could launch next week, Bloomberg analyst says - The Block

21hBernstein sees Robinhood Q1 miss as priced in, maintains $130 target implying 58% upside - The Block

21hFake Hong Kong stablecoins start trading as real ones remain absent - CoinDesk

21hJudge Shoots Down Sam Bankman-Fried's Bid for New Trial - Decrypt

22h‘This is the future’: Czech central bank governor makes case for bitcoin in sovereign reserves - The Block

22hKuCoin EU hires anti-money laundering talent to appease Austrian regulator - CoinDesk

23hEthereum ICO whale moves $23 million in ETH after 10-year dormancy - The Block

23hHong Kong warns of fake tokens posing as HSBC’s stablecoin - The Block

23hSyndicate suffers exploit linked to Commons bridge compromise; SYND slides 36% - The Block

23hUS court sentences Cartier descendant to 8 years in $470 million crypto laundering case - The Block

23hZetaChain identifies cross-chain messaging loophole as root of targeted exploit - The Block

23hRobinhood’s Q1 crypto revenue and trading volume fall nearly 50% - The Block

23hLayerZero commits 10,000 ETH to DeFi United effort - The Block

23hEther Faces a Crossroad as Latest DeFi Hacks Shake Confidence - Bloomberg

23hCFTC Backs Prediction Markets in Yet Another Lawsuit Against a State - Decrypt

23hWoman Gets 71 Months in Prison Over Bitcoin Investment Fraud Targeting Elderly Victims - Decrypt

23hJudge rejects Sam Bankman-Fried’s new trial request, slams claims as ‘wildly conspiratorial’ - The Block

23hPump.fun burns $370 million in PUMP token, commits 50% of future revenue for buyback-burn program - The Block

23hInstitutional money is coming for bitcoin, but Adam Back says it moves slower than you think - CoinDesk

23hCanada moves to ban crypto ATMs, labeling them as ‘primary method’ for fraud - The Block

23hCFTC sues Wisconsin in agency's legal campaign defending prediction markets authority - CoinDesk