It will be red and it will be special

they are going to paint another scamwick on the chart before the dumpening to 40k to remind goyims of 9/11

Your weekend will go by in a flash.

This is it anon. I am convinced dead internet theory is the only thing left. My AI told me how I have to respect Carol as a women and that she is a real person with extreme legal baggage. But I’m an ex Fed Con too. I don’t give a single fuck what a God dames Yankee jew nation says legal baggage be damned. Basically said only way I can live out my “creepy” Eugenic Breeding fantasy is in an alternate dark and twisted timeline.
>unless she consents
So it has come to this /biz/ I am GME posting until Carol is the mother of my babies and my wife. This is the dark time line this is the clown timeline. The kids we will produce will be doing matrix calculus by the time they are 5 and building space colonies by 9. It’s the only way to save the Nation and by extension dare I even say the world? I do indeed. Are children are going to be 240 IQ mathematical TechnoWizzards. So now she is being spammed all over /pol/ probably by those same NIGGER AIs that won’t allow the mega margining
>unless she consents of course
So it’s GME posting for me

>have DOGEs
>have PEPEs
>they are dead
Is there anything I could buy with these funds and reverse the damage?
It has to be available in Revolut though. It's the only platform I use.

Saudi east-west pipeline got hit. Which means saudis can no longer go around strait of hormus. This is the only pipeline from persian gulf to red sea and very important. Pic rel are fires detected by satellite, posted on pol yesterday. As you can see, it is damaged in multiple places. Rumors are a pump station is hit. Repair time estimate using AI: 6 months to 12 months. Saudi Arabia has 10% of global oil production. Ironically, oil dumped today.

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>Instructions
Use pic related on your CV
CV can be embellished how ever you want (e.g CEO of tech company making AI solutions for humanoid comfort robots etc.)

>Goal
make it to the first round of interviews

gm

Yesterday $11
Today $11
Tomorrow $11

A number shouldnt get in the way of love. I see a stock I like, I purchase it. I support it. I want to see it grow! I dont care if the stock price is in the lower double-digits or even single-digits. I even go for IPOs, if I like them.
Why am I shamed for going after IPOs? People are telling me I shouldnt, but my body... my body is saying yes!

Hows the job hunt going bros?

KOL drilled my coin into the dirt, but let another one he was holding run to nearly $100M. Both were cat coins. Why why why

Rate this whore I've been fucking every week bros.

>makes more money than you
>bullies you
>calls you a fag
>doesn't elaborate
>prosecutes against you
>leaves
Uhh... based?

Do you want money more than you want pussy?

Day 1805 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Eth is the same price it was 50 years ago

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