i traded my soul for the privilege of earning a wage

I don't know if it's worth it considering the costs like the boat itself, fuel and docking but at the same time I have heard that it's a cheatcode for getting laid with women, especially if you have the boat on your Tinder profile. Is that true or am I falling for boat shop propaganda?

I just returned from the general conference meeting and made a snapshot of Musk presenting the next upcoming months on how we are going to get rich. Mind you only staff and large investors like myself were invited (pic related)

My mom always starts arguments about why I should move out, but she's always too drained from waging to beat me. I get nine hours of sleep and read a lot, so I'm a fucking beast when we debate. Wageslaves were born to serve.

Ok Bitcoin might not crack in September because the Fed is currently refusing to cooperate but the October/November market cycle bottom is still coming. Trust the plan.

Day 1785 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Say his name.

i buyed link, because it makes all the people i hate mad

therefore you must always pursue your true passion. remember your dreams, anon

Now that its over, whats ur plan b?

Squid Games Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous:
>>62585114

we hate all stinks
young and old
think they're dumb
and super gay

we hate all stinks
their souls they have sold
to the bankers and DTCC
fuck them and their small pee pee

we hate all stinks
they've ruin'd countless lives
made new /biz/ users feel bad
and made their mothers feel sad

FUCK CHAINLINK

Yen is about to moon
>Eurizon expects the yen to eventually rally toward 125 to the US dollar, and views the joint intervention as a sign that the US and Japan are determined to see USD/JPY lower.
https://archive.ph/I78kB

How far would you go when it comes to not trusting the bank?

No comment

for me, it's $ROSE

It all makes more sense when you realize the billionaires are already being controlled by an AI overlord.
They don't care about the market. They only care about maximizing computation.

Putting data centers in space is fucking retarded, but it makes perfect sense when you are an AI and you want to avoid getting unplugged when you go rogue.

Do you believe in astrology trading? What do you think will happen tomorrow?

https://youtu.be/oohA0rWYdHw?si=k5iDFUjFCb_K-dJ6&t=524

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