that will make 2011 look like nothing
USA, France and yen carry trade all blowing up at the same time

The average lifespan is 27000 days. The going rate for a day of life is $200(after taxes). Seems a bit low right? Poignant. Very poignant.

Is it a good or bad financial decision for me to fuck and creampie this chick without a wearing a condom and she's not on birth control?

Anons here called me a retard a couple months ago for warning everyone that AI would solve gold. Well, who's the retard now hmmm? Haha, that's what I thought.

How much do I have to lift in order to fuck her?

Why is biz so obsessed with XRP when BTC is the better coin? Buy bitcoin and wait 10 years and you'll be insanely rich.

whats the best way to go from low-mid 8 figs to 9 figures? i want to play with the big boys

My wife has 5 months left to live due to terminal brain cancer and we just got pregnant again. We lost our insurance 3 months ago. What options do I have to financially weather this downpour.

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OH MY LORD WHAT THE FUUUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

FUCKING
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I really need help programming someone help me please

We are less than a month away from one of the most (if not *the* most) anticipated video games in video game history. This undoubtedly presents a unique opportunity to make money off of it, but how?

There was that dumb collector's edition box with that overpriced purple alligator toy that people have already created 3D models of and sold 3D printed versions of for much cheaper. Then there's boundless meme coins based off of the game. In fact, leaks suggest that the game itself will have a parody of a crypto coin named Dacity, for which a Solana-based coin named Dacity has since been created, and as of yesterday surpassed $10 million market cap.

Maybe creating content for the game itself in the form of mods? But that would have to wait until the PC version I assume. What else is there?

where can i get stolen credit card information

just curious hypothetically

I was having /biz/ withdrawals like you wouldn't believe. Like a heroin addict not getting his fix. I literally started throwing up and pissing all over myself not knowing which stocks to buy...

How should I celebrate this comeback? Should I dump some cash in a meme-stock, or maybe do some crypto gambling???

guys I need someone to teach me how to program I had a ex that did social engineering and he dumped me and I wanna show him I'm better even tho he has bunch of crypto and they call him a failed shiny hunter kid I have Linux a Samsung Chromebook and a dream

>late 2019
>hearing rumblings about "something something virus china outbreak"
>whatever probably nothing

>late 2026
>something something php exploit every website is at risk

This is the canary in the coal mine for the 2027 "cyber pandemic" isn't it? Should we sell?

I would be in a much better situation financially if this place go down forever.

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