Day 1786 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

What's preventing you from wage-slaving for 10 years while living with your parents, just collecting paychecks while mooching off of them, then investing your wealth in index funds and cruising on growth and dividends for the rest of your life with a retirement age of 30-35?
It sounds like the ultimate cheat code, but no one seems interested in it so I feel like I am missing something crucial.

I have been stuck for a whole fucking week trying to set up my margin account, getting documents confirmed and waiting for deposits to get approved so I can short Bitcoin.
It went from 65 to 62.5K in that time and I am still not fucking done, my final deposit is still fucking pending.

I have a small fortune in crypto but I've lost my trial and will be sent to prison for 5 years. Where the fuck can I put my money so I can withdraw when I'm released. I mean which crypto shits will be fine in 5 years? I put half of it in BTC, and another quarter in Pax Gold. Where should I put the rest? USDC?

How did this obese gaylord farm bizcels for a decade? What profound mental retardation led you to trust this scammer?

bro they're really trying so hard to dump bitcoin to suppress the link price, only a matter of time before ((they)) succeed

I wanted to be a doctor but I didn't have the patience.

*enters the S&P500 in your path*

>/biz/ is a ghost town
>Bears are euphoric
>LINK is holding $8.80 despite BTC dump
The bottom is in

Why don't people have the same care with their rental homes that they do with rental cars?

No comment

$60k waiting room

I lost 300K in worthless rugs, including polkadot but many other ones as well. I am contemplating ending it all as I am completely overpowered by self-loathing and depression

I am in a decent financial situation but that doesn't change it, the disgust, regret, and shame is too much to bear

>be me
>spend 2 years casually learning economics and my country's place in the global market, challenges and future
>start watching interviews and podcasts of local economists for two weeks
>realize that I really know nothing about the complex dynamics of our economy, let alone the world's.
>thus, my opinion on economic policy is worth less than an empty bag of chips.
>More so, realize all of my friends' opinions are just noise and not worth listening to
The economy is a really interesting topic to me, because I'm into economic pragmatism: I don't care if an economic policy comes from the right or left, what I care is if it works in practice and helps my country develop further.
How do I truly learn how the economy works, market-bros? Do I have to read some books in particular? Or should I give up?

Realistically, I hope to sell around 140K in 2030 and then leave crypto forever with 250K net losses behind me and a several decades of self loathing in front of me before croaking hopefully

>open up AOC financial disclosure form
>401k is from her stint at "National Hispanic Institute" 8 years ago
>all invested in high yield bonds
>5 year return: -14.18%
why are socialists like this?

The market has never been more fucked. I haven't a clue what to even invest in or take an interest in anymore. Is AI gonna crash? Is gold over valued? Is crypto ever going to recover? What in the actual fuck is happening with Iran?

What am I supposed to even trust anymore.

I guess bitcoin is going to crash and crab and maybe we get one last run in 2029 before it dies

what do you think it can realistically get to in 2029?

>2013: $266
>2017: nearly ~$20,000 (75x from previous high)
>2021: ~$69,000 (3.5x from 2017)
>2025: $126,000 (just 1.8x from 2021)

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