Welcome to RED monday!

who else here /getting absolutely motherfucking justed/

A top level domain is digital realestate. Everything including all commerce is online and .com will always be king TLD. This is not NFTs or shitcoin, this is a digital asset that is needed by many in a trusted and foundational ecosystem. If you don’t or haven’t considered it, maybe now is the time? Thoughts?

Next year I will have been holding Chainlink for 10 fucking years.

When the fuck does this bullshit hit $1000, bros? I'm hanging on by a thread.

When do I actually get to live my real life?

LOL

IT IS UNDER 80K. BITCOIN IS OFFICIALLY DEAD. THIS HAS ALWAYS BEEN A BEAR MARKET.

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Trump will announce a tremendous deal with Iran this week. Do with this information what you will.

Will you make it?

Trillions are invested in female cosmetics, but it seems the market just doesn't care about men. The free market can't solve male pattern baldness.

Only massive government investment can find a non-deandrogenizing cure for this malaise.

Even Sergey Nazarov, a genius crypto billionaire from Russia, one of the greatest entrepreneurs of all time, gave up the fight against hair loss.

An article in Financial Times that just dropped said that Putin had to be talked down from nuclear decapitation strikes on all the major Western powers. What is your financial fallback if the world becomes a nuclear wasteland?

Are you all ready to admit Crypto is a scam, and you've lost all the money you've put into it?

And just like that Gold is back above 4000

I can afford a house but I get no bitches so its kind of pointless innit?

Asian refinery orders for U.S. crude have plunged by 50% from September. The Iran war has made oil tanker voyages so inefficient that vessel availability has crumbled and freight costs have soared to record-highs, erasing the incentive for shipping crude oil from the U.S. Gulf Coast to Asia.

The cost of shipping crude oil from the U.S. Gulf Coast to China soared to $80 million earlier this month. That’s ten times the tanker rates before the Iran war. U.S. crude oil and petroleum exports surged to a record high in the early weeks of the Middle East war. But the conflict broke the global tanker market and added a shipping crisis on top of the oil supply and fuel crises.

The Iran war has reshuffled trade routes and patterns and tied up more tankers in inefficient and lengthy voyages.

Ship-to-ship (STS) transfers in the Gulf of Oman are tying up supertankers for weeks waiting for the transfers outside the Strait, limiting the availability of very large crude carriers (VLCCs) for the other global key oil trade routes, such as the U.S. Gulf Coast to Asia.

The Gulf of Oman shuttle fleet has expanded to about 80 VLCCs. However, the average round-voyage times have reached 23 days, more than double the optimal 9–10 days for a round trip from Basrah in Iraq to Sohar offshore Oman, according to Kpler, leaving the market short on vessels elsewhere.

https://oilprice.com/Energy/Crude-Oil/Record-Tanker-Rates-Cripple-US-Crude-Oil-Flows-to-Asia.html

Did they finally run out?

Is there any way to avoid the Fiat Fallout?

>Marathon Fusion, a San Francisco-based fusion start-up has said that it turned mercury into “real, stable gold,” beating CERN’s record by a factor of 10. The San Francisco startup announced the result on social media platform X on October 21.

https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/industry/cons-products/fashion-/-cosmetics-/-jewellery/lab-grown-gold-to-crash-prices-san-franciscos-marathon-fusion-just-turned-mercury-into-yellow-metal/articleshow/135137712.cms?from=mdr

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33mBitcoin Dips Below $80,000 as AI-Related Market Selloff Deepens - Bloomberg

1hBitcoin wallet bug let rogue servers steal funds when users tried to speed up payments - CoinDesk

11hCoinDCX confirms $16 million loss from retired wallets days after CEO called breach reports a ‘false alarm’ - The Block

14hKeystone customers say breach exposed data the hardware wallet maker promised to delete - The Block

15hLatvia targets tokenization rules in 2027 with commercial property in focus - CoinDesk

17hUK banks face 10,000 complaints in 3 months over crypto restrictions - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 8:00 pmCrypto longs lose $404 million in four hours as bitcoin briefly slips below $80,000 - The Block

October 24, 2026, 7:00 pmArgentine judge clears Milei and 10 others in LIBRA case, finding no ‘criminally relevant deception’ - The Block

October 24, 2026, 6:30 pmWhy McDonalds, Microsoft and Google saying no to tokenized stocks isn't a dealbreaker - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 6:30 pmBlock's new voice AI sounds eerily human, sparking awe and scam fears - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 6:30 pmSweden's Government Offices Block ChatGPT and Claude, Keep Microsoft Copilot - Decrypt

October 24, 2026, 6:30 pmStrategy, Strive face balancing act between bitcoin buying and preferred stock dividends - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 6:30 pmArgentina drops criminal probe into President Milei over crashed memecoin LIBRA - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 4:30 pmBitcoin’s wealthy holders turning to loans and yield as investment habits mature: Xapo CEO - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 4:30 pmWells Fargo, Cisco, Marvell among latest firms objecting to OKXICE's tokenized stock plan - CoinDesk

October 24, 2026, 3:30 pmHong Kong’s Biggest Bank Puts a Stablecoin in 3 Million Wallets - Decrypt

October 24, 2026, 2:30 pmU.S. Clarity Act failure gives Asia and Middle East a competitive edge, says Apex Group CEO - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 11:30 pmNetanyahu Considering Crypto Plan to Dodge Banking Sanctions on Israel - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 10:00 pmSpaceX Filing Gives Elon Musk the Final Word on Tesla Merger He Says He’s Staying Out Of - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 9:00 pmSEC Flags AI 'Super Intelligence' and Tokenization as Systemic Market Risks - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 8:30 pmNetanyahu seeking blockchain plan to prepare for possible sanctions - The Block

October 23, 2026, 8:30 pmHow I Vibe Coded My Smart TV—And Claude Killed It - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 8:00 pmSen. Blumenthal seeks answers from Tether over payments to firm founded by ex-White House crypto adviser - The Block

October 23, 2026, 7:30 pmInitia halts network after security incident as attacker reportedly mints tokens - The Block

October 23, 2026, 4:30 pmBitcoin Core changes security rules as AI makes finding code bugs dangerously easy - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 3:30 pmPhantom rolls out Kalshi prediction markets to US users, says it’s ‘confident and comfortable’ amid state lawsuits - The Block

October 23, 2026, 3:30 pmSingapore, Malaysia and Thailand central banks expand cross-border stablecoin initiative involving Ripple, Visa and Mastercard - The Block

October 23, 2026, 3:30 pmInterpol Recovers $105M in African Cybercrime Sweep That Shut Illegal Crypto Mines - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 2:30 pmEthereum Delays Glamsterdam Testnet Fork Over Gas Security Flaws - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin ETFs swing back to net outflows as $636 million in withdrawals erase previous day’s inflows - The Block

October 23, 2026, 1:30 pmHeatbit's $899 Water Heater Element Mines Bitcoin While It Heats Your Tank - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 1:30 pmBitcoin's volatility is well above euro-dollar gyrations, though it has calmed to rival Nvidia's - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 1:00 pmHSBC rolls out its first stablecoin to over 3 million everyday app users - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 12:30 pmNew York seeks over $1.3 billion from NovaTech founders after couple fled the US - The Block

October 23, 2026, 12:30 pmBitcoin Billionaires Are Racing to Ride a 3,000% Crypto Boom - Bloomberg

October 23, 2026, 12:00 pmSouth Korea to amend forex law to regulate stablecoins as payment instruments: report - The Block

October 23, 2026, 11:30 amSweden’s central bank revives e-krona debate as stablecoins and digital euro loom - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 11:30 amBitcoin in 'Wait and See Mode'—And That Might Be a Good Thing - Decrypt

October 23, 2026, 7:30 amEthereum delays Glamsterdam test after security devs flag risk to existing contracts - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 6:30 amHSBC rolls out its first HKD stablecoin RedCoin to retail users - The Block

October 23, 2026, 5:00 amChainlink partners with LG CNS to drive Korean won stablecoin expansion - The Block

October 23, 2026, 4:30 amBitcoin slides below $81,500 as tech stock sell-off spreads to Asian equities - The Block

October 23, 2026, 1:00 amSenate's top Democratic investigator looking into Tether payments to Bo Hines' firm - CoinDesk

October 23, 2026, 1:00 amIs the Internet Safe Again After the PHP Nightmare? What You Need to Know - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 11:30 pmFifteen-Minute Prediction Market Bets Scratch the Bitcoin Itch - Bloomberg

October 22, 2026, 11:00 pmChatGPT Teaches Messi Chess—On a Board It Set Up Wrong, With an Opening That Loses in Four Moves - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 10:00 pma16z Drops Crypto From Its Name, Widens Bets to AI and Frontier Tech - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 9:30 pmBlockchain Association pushes for crypto tax clarity as broader bill stalls - The Block

October 22, 2026, 9:30 pmMeta Creates Non-Voting Stock to Fund AI Buildout, Keeping Zuckerberg in Control - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 9:30 pmJPMorgan says crypto regulatory moves partly offset Clarity Act failure, but risks remain - The Block

October 22, 2026, 9:00 pmA16z is the latest VC giant to widen bets beyond crypto and into AI and emerging tech - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 9:00 pmTrump and Crypto Firm Sued for Profiting From Foreign Government - Bloomberg

October 22, 2026, 8:30 pmTesla's Profit Drops 43% as Musk Starts Building Robots and Plans to Sell Driverless Cabs - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 8:00 pmOil Climbs Above $111 as AI Stocks Slide, Dragging the S&P 500 and Global Markets With Them - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 6:00 pmIrish central bank fines Coinbase Ireland $3.6 million over fund safeguarding failures - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 5:00 pmCrypto custody specialist Fireblocks denies it's in talks to be acquired by Visa - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 4:30 pmUniswap’s aggregator hooks go live on Ethereum, Base and Robinhood Chain - The Block

October 22, 2026, 4:30 pmCoinbase Ireland fined $3.6 million over customer fund segregation, oversight failures - The Block

October 22, 2026, 4:00 pmVisa in talks to acquire crypto custody firm Fireblocks for around $2.5 billion: Axios - The Block

October 22, 2026, 3:30 pmCrypto is making a splash in U.S. elections — but chiefly in jabs about industry influence - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 2:30 pmSoFi launches interest-bearing, FDIC-insured tokenized deposit for crypto users - The Block

October 22, 2026, 2:30 pmDune launches onchain trading data feeds as tokenized markets expand - The Block

October 22, 2026, 2:30 pmEthereum’s four-minute settlement plan could lower the cost of moving crypto - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 1:30 pmCrypto traders seek shelter in bitcoin as altcoins slide and ETF flows wobble - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 1:00 pmItaly Busts Mafia 'Secret Bank' That Laundered Money Through Crypto, Seizes $24M - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 12:30 pmChinese Prosecutors Seek to Confiscate $5.1B in Bitcoin Seized by UK in Qian Case - Decrypt

October 22, 2026, 12:00 pmBitcoin ETFs draw $528 million as ether funds snap five-day outflow streak - The Block

October 22, 2026, 12:00 pmStarknet community overwhelmingly backs research into becoming an independent post-quantum Layer 1 - The Block

October 22, 2026, 12:00 pmLive updates: Bitcoin’s round trip to $85,000 burns traders on both sides - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 11:30 amLayer 2 Scaling Solutions - The Block

October 22, 2026, 11:30 amSouth Korea’s crypto bill nears completion while tax debate intensifies: reports - The Block

October 22, 2026, 8:00 amSolana completes Alpenglow upgrade. Here’s what it means for users - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 7:30 amBitcoin Falls Below $83,000 as AI Jitters Weigh on Sentiment - Bloomberg

October 22, 2026, 7:00 amXRP Ledger bug fix moved to November after validator support dipped for two hours - CoinDesk

October 22, 2026, 2:30 amAerodrome and Velodrome merge to launch Aero across seven blockchain networks - The Block

October 22, 2026, 12:00 amKen Griffin Says AI Is 'Almost Certainly' in a Bubble—And Compares GPUs to Airline Seats - Decrypt

October 21, 2026, 10:30 pmNvidia Unveils Its Full-Stack Blueprint to Contain and Monitor AI Agents - Decrypt

October 21, 2026, 9:00 pmRobinhood single-stock perps could be a ‘strong positive’ for HOOD shares, Mizuho says - The Block

October 21, 2026, 9:00 pmWho Found the PHP Bug That Made Governments Unplug Their Websites? ChatGPT, Of Course - Decrypt

October 21, 2026, 8:30 pmAmerican Bankers Association accuses OCC of undermining Congress with final stablecoin rewards rule - The Block