we're all going to be rich

Is the “make it” trifecta (also known as 1/32/10k) the only portfolio worth having? That is, minimums of:
>1 BTC
>32 ETH
>10,000 LINK

how do you cope with living in a fake economy?

Should I buy SpaceX?

>S&P up 117% since Oct. 12, 2022
G-guys I'm a little nervous.

After you made it did women who friend zoned you suddenly want to go out with you because of your networth?

Go on buy that expensive watch, you know you want to...

Check City tried to charge me $200 to cash a $4000 check
What the fuck did they do to earn that 200? Lol
I tried Walmart but they rejected me without explaining why.
I hate paper checks, should've got my 401k payout in direct deposit

Where's the bull run I was told there would be a bull run

What's the best way to short everything related to AI? sorry I mean SI

You guys aren't actually holding this Hitler meme stock, right?

GRRR call options edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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Ze white French goyim muzt pay more tax... Ze vill fund ze total invasion of France...

Day 1 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 10k

>rationalitymaxxed
>frugal
>investmentsavvy
>will make it the moment I have some liquid capital rolling
>unhireable and extreme problems acquiring money through other means to start snowballing
>feel like stuck in quick sand where everyone else speeding ahead
>pushing 40
>waiting on my real life to begin
>but everything I want takes decades to even show the slightest improvement
Shout out to my apathetic people getting no where even though they are trying

itt, we use our wills to manifest a timeline where Trump gives us $5,000.00 USD dividend checks.
What would you buy with the money?
Remember what happened to crypto last time we got checks?

The proposed distribution of a $5,000.00 dividend to each US adult citizen, upon Republicans winning midterms, equals the newly audited US Gold Reserve value. Couldn't the Treasury use the new gold balance as collateral to write the checks?

what will VCs do if they can't find people to hold their bags?

I JUST DROPPED A FORK WITH SPAGHETTI ON IT AND IT SPLATTERED ALL OVER THE KITCHEN.

What do I invest in to cope with the stress?

wont stop going down, wtf?

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