What precisely stops me from assigning a bot to the ETH trade to just buy and sell whenever it goes up and down by 10$ and make infinite money?

What are some tariffed items that could be sold at a profit? The only thing I can think of is maple syrup.

$Trump, $Melania, $Laptop
everything these fcking retards promote is a fcking scam
All presidents and their fucking spoiled brats are walking pieces of shit

There is basically the same amount of ETH and link on spot exchanges at the moment, let that sink in
>inb4 scheduled unlocks
Not selling

How is your portfolio diversified?

Guys i spend 2 months making this shitty website.

Can you see what needs to be improved? It live scans the market (all pairs on kucoin an binance) and gives an alert when there's a volatility spike

https://www.coinbreaks.io

This bear market is so boring I started spending 2k Eurobucks in research & development and started making a videogame.

Thank you Sama Scam Altman.

Anyone else did the vibe coder pivot, what are you waiting for?
embrace burning tokens. More fun than burning cash in Bitcoin

Five serious reasons to question the LINK investment pitch:

1. Persistent supply pressure. Chainlink’s published schedule releases 70 million LINK annually. Growing demand must absorb additional circulating supply before translating into sustained price appreciation. Releases create potential selling pressure, although they do not automatically represent sales. Supply schedule
2. Institutional adoption can generate modest token demand. Customers can pay in fiat or other assets, with payments converted into LINK. The resulting demand depends on fees paid—not the institution’s assets under management or the value of transactions supported. Payment mechanics
3. Headline usage figures can encourage inflated valuations. “Transaction value enabled” measures activity using Chainlink infrastructure. It does not establish revenue, profitability, or returns to LINK holders. Valuing the token against trillions in transaction activity requires proving how much economic value it actually captures. Metric definition
4. Its market position does not guarantee pricing power. Hyperliquid’s validators publish oracle prices using external exchange data. That demonstrates a functioning alternative. Competition and internal infrastructure could constrain Chainlink’s fees even if demand for oracle services grows. Hyperliquid documentation
5. Reserve accumulation does not guarantee permanent scarcity. The Reserve buys and holds LINK, but its contract permits withdrawals after a timelock. Those purchases support demand today; future withdrawals could reverse some of that benefit. Investors must evaluate the amounts accumulated, potential releases, and withdrawal policy together. Reserve design

How do you stay hungry when you're on the cusp of making it, or even worse you already made it?

I understand why most nepotism babies are losers now. If you don't have to deal in the real world like a goy it's very hard to give a shit.

Wagie, you leave your brown wife and mixed brown daughter is in my property, I’m going to dump them to the next guy who would inherit the property. You are ok wagie? I was told he is a young and ambitious pimp.

Polkadot is like a giant 8 lane highway whereas eth is like a 1lane country road.Hope this helps.

who do I put all my money on to win the 2028 presidential election

So if you remember back in 2008, crunching the numbers on the stock market, the market kept "flashing" a signal that some wit had named "the Hindenburg Omen". Basically:

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Hindenburg_Omen&oldid=568537539
(using an OLD version of the wiki page because the dumbfuck editors have removed practically all the info from the current version)

> 1. market breadth sucks: The daily number of NYSE new 52 week highs and the daily number of new 52 week lows are both greater than or equal to 2.8 percent (this is typically about 84 stocks) of the sum of NYSE issues that advance or decline that day (typically, around 3000).

> 2. The NYSE index is greater in value than it was 50 trading days ago. Originally, this was expressed as a rising 10 week moving average, but the new rule is more relevant to the daily data used to look at new highs and lows.

> 3. The McClellan Oscillator is negative on the same day.

> 4. The number of New 52 week highs cannot be more than twice the number of new 52 week lows (though new 52 week lows may be more than double new highs).

> As a rule, the shorter the time-frame in which the conditions listed above occur, and the greater the number of conditions observed in that time frame, the stronger the Hindenburg Omen. If several --but not all-- of the conditions are repeatedly observed within a few weeks, that is a stronger indicator than all of the conditions observed just once during a 30-day period.

I bring this up right now because apparently this signal has been hitting a lot lately, but the market keeps getting driven higher and higher by retards who think that they'll only survive the AIpocalypse if they own AI stonks.

Anyway, just wanted to let everyone know that we may be looking at a significant market decline approaching fast.

Is Trump coin really digital gold

/BIZ/ TOLD ME TO BUY AT 80K IM LOSING SO MUCH MONEY

What kind of harem of women do you want when you make it? For me it's a mix of 8/10 to 9/10 Stacie's. What about you guys?

Put yourself in the shoes of the tech elite once they have digital superintelligence. You can get anything they want and no one can stop you. What specifically would motivate you to give the average Joe three meals a day and a roof over his head, considering he hates you and wants to end you? Do you normally give money to people who are a security risk? Do you even give to charity in general? So why expect the tech elite to do so?

Why does gold have value?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHjYt6Jm5j8&t=23s

I'm using Astra to build me my own crypto index because I dislike the allocations of existing ones and wanted it to focus on tokens that are used while also maintaining multi-month profitability requirements among others while maintaining room for 5 or so assets that I personally want included regardless of the rest of the rules (link, tao, btc) so I can just throw my money into it and responsibly lose my money. Obv I still have kinks to sort out (like not auto swapping to usdc then back to usd just so it can buy Tao from this specific exchange) but still. Neat.

I'm starting to think it's not a bubble.

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