Day 3 of snailposting every day until oil is at $200

>hyperliquid
>logo literally a butt plug
>my financial future depends on it

will I make it anon?

The Bull is Back baby, nothing can stop us now - HAHA!

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Used to do this with MIM which seems to be down now since it kept getting hacked or whatever. Basically I want to stake or deposit my ETH and then borrow against the yield generating form against it to use that money for something else.

Every pullback is an opportunity

>BTC: 45% off ATH
>ETH: 59% off ATH
>LINK: 83% off ATH
>GOLD: 8.9% off ATH
kek cryptobaggies

What does this mean for Tuesday’s earnings? Oracle has been above NVIDIA until February. Oracle might die due to its debt, some are downgrading earnings -25%. First signs of the bubble popping? They’re in a cash crunch to stay afloat. Shorts or no play?

What's the most you've lost due to being a retard?

Day 1659 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

2 years from now will you come back and say, 'This lil nigga Trump, I love him for giving me such cheap entries - $1200 ETH and $70k Bitcoin' or you will stlil hate him. What's the higher IQ behavior here?

I see so much shilling from both sides of the aisle right now about how the economy will hold up, both in the United States and also around the world.
So, what is it? Will the global economy collapse? Will the United States economy collapse?
What can we expect from oil prices?
I was doom-posting when I saw the oil futures hit 118.
It already appears to be coming down rapidly.
I was honestly expecting this to be a SHTF situation. However, it appears I was wrong.
ITT, we state our opinions and argue whether it is so over or we are so back.

yup, i'm thinking long JKM

Crypto chads stay winning

That's it?

uhhhh panicianbros...?

Been looking at perp dex tokens. Noticed that Aster and Hype hold up pretty well despite the bear market. Lighter not so much but they're kind of shit. Anyway I was thinking "Hype and Hype Killers" will be one of the narratives of the next bullrun. Keep in mind yesterday Tokenized Oil was trading at 116 dollars on HYPE around Noon, so if you were a crazy degen on Robinhood and opened a perp futures call on oil or USO at 6 PM whne RH opened and sold 4 hours later at 119 you'd have made a solid 10x easy (so you coulda turned 1k into 10k in 4 hours with basically zero risk or work).

I feel like with stocks being closed on weekends and the tokenization of commodities and stocks, you will see massive growth in perp dexes for Ultra Degens who want to trade Gold at 1 AM on Saturday while blackout drunk. Since perp dexes use their tokens as gas on their dex this is ultra bullish (in the sense of extreme degeneracy).

Boots on the ground Edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>61945652

Europe mourns the murder of international law by the authoritarian US MAGA regime edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61958103

59mCoinbase Debuts Crypto Futures for European Traders, Including Bitcoin and Ethereum - Decrypt

59mCourts look to write off crypto debts to avoid personal bankruptcies - DL News

29mBhutan moves nearly $12 million in bitcoin as 2026 outflows pile up - The Block

29mNigel Farage Backs Bitcoin Treasury Firm Chaired By Former Chancellor - Decrypt

0mCoinbase and Paxos tap USDC, PYUSD stablecoins to pay Aon insurance premiums - The Block

30mOil Trades Are Booming on 24/7 Crypto Exchange Hyperliquid - Bloomberg

30mScammers prey on pro-Iran crypto donors, warn politicians - DL News

1hBitcoin could be the big winner if the U.S.-Iran conflict drags on for months - CoinDesk

1hBitcoin rises to $69,000, stocks reverse big early losses, as crude oil sinks back below $100 - CoinDesk

1hZcash Open Development Lab raises $25 million from leading crypto investors Paradigm, a16z and others - The Block

2hGlobal insurance broker Aon tests stablecoin payments with Coinbase, Paxos - CoinDesk

2hJosh Swihart's Zcash Open Development Lab raises $25 million in seed funding - CoinDesk

2hConsensys-backed SharpLink reports $734 million loss as ETH holdings climb - The Block

2hStock market volatility hits one-year high, possibly marking bitcoin bottom - CoinDesk

2hBitcoin floats near $70,000 as dollar strength and oil volatility pressure risk assets: analysts - The Block

2hStrategy Drops $1.28 Billion on Bitcoin, Issues $377 Million in Preferred Shares - Decrypt

2hBitcoin ETF Flows Cool to $619 Million as Oil Prices Spike - Decrypt

2hSonic Labs taps Frax infrastructure for native network stablecoin - The Block

3hSouth Korea crypto exchange Bithumb hit with suspension, CEO faces disciplinary action: report - The Block

3hEthereum Rises to $2,000 as Tom Lee's BitMine Tops Up $9 Billion ETH Treasury - Decrypt

3hUS banking lobby weighs lawsuit against OCC over crypto, fintech national trust charters: report - The Block

3hWhy the Bitcoin price looks more like a random walk of a cocaine addict — and what that means during ‘financial Armageddon’ - DL News

3h'Mini crypto winter' nearly over, says Tom Lee as Bitmine ramps up pace of ether acquisition - CoinDesk

3hBitmine lifts Ethereum treasury to 4.53 million ETH after adding 60,976 tokens in a week amid ‘mini-crypto winter’ - The Block

3hNasdaq Partners With Kraken for Tokenized Stocks, Launching 2027 - Decrypt

3hBitcoin’s mined supply hits 20 million milestone, leaving final 1 million BTC to be issued over next 114 years - The Block

4hCrypto doesn’t belong in AI portfolio as it’s ‘a different animal,’ says tech investor and former Snap exec - CoinDesk

4hVienna-based Startup Launches AI Pipeline Builder for Gaming Studios - Decrypt

4hCoinbase rolls out 10x levered Bitcoin contracts for Europeans - DL News

4hBithumb faces proposed 6-month partial ban over South Korea AML breaches - CoinDesk

4hKAST raises $80 million at $600 million valuation to expand stablecoin payments platform - CoinDesk

5h‘The second century begins’: Michael Saylor’s Strategy buys another 17,994 bitcoin for $1.3 billion as holdings reach 738,731 BTC - The Block

5hMichael Saylor's Strategy made $1.3 billion bitcoin purchase last week - CoinDesk

5hU.S. Treasury signals shift on crypto mixers, acknowledges legitimate privacy uses - CoinDesk

5hNasdaq partners with Kraken parent Payward to link tokenized equities with DeFi networks - The Block

5hBitcoin stays calm while other markets panic: key levels to watch - CoinDesk

5hNigel Farage ploughs quarter million dollars into ex-Finance Minister’s Bitcoin treasury firm - DL News

5hBitcoin is beating stocks and gold as the Middle East conflict rattles global markets - CoinDesk

5hUS Treasury U-turns on privacy as turmoil drives demand for censorship-resistant crypto, analyst says - DL News

5hStablecoin fintech KAST raises $80 million in Series A to fund global expansion - The Block

6hNasdaq and Kraken are teaming up to let you trade tokenized stocks - CoinDesk

6hU.S. inflation, Polkadot upgrade, Solstice-Kamino announcement: Crypto Week Ahead - CoinDesk

6hBitcoin Rises in Break With Stocks as Iran War Drives Oil Higher - Bloomberg

6hBitcoin rises as oil spikes, equities drop - CoinDesk

7hBitcoin-based funds lead $619 million in weekly crypto ETP inflows despite Iran-driven market volatility: CoinShares - The Block

7hHyperliquid opens ‘Pandora’s box’ as oil skyrockets while Bitcoin price flatlines near $68,000 - DL News

7hCoinbase rolls out crypto futures trading across 26 European countries - The Block

7hNigel Farage invests in UK bitcoin treasury firm led by former Chancellor Kwasi Kwarteng - The Block

7hStablecoin Payments Firm KAST Raises $80 Million in Funding - Bloomberg

7hNigel Farage takes 6% stake in UK bitcoin treasury firm Stack BTC - CoinDesk

8hClarity Act will benefit banks more than crypto, former CFTC chair says - CoinDesk

9hBitflyer volume surges 200% past Binance, Coinbase as oil spike sends Nikkei sliding - CoinDesk

9hOil pulls back from 25% spike as G7 discusses emergency reserve release - CoinDesk

11hU.S. isn’t really exposed to oil shocks and that might be helping bitcoin - CoinDesk

11hAave Users Reach Record as Traders Quietly Shift Capital Toward DeFi Lending - Decrypt

11hPost-Quantum Shift Could Force Crypto Exchanges to Rethink Wallet Security - Decrypt

12hOil shorts on Hyperliquid get wiped out as crude surges 30% on Iran escalation - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin could face deeper downside as odds of U.S. market meltdown rise to 35% - CoinDesk

13hTreasury Urges Congress to Give Crypto Platforms Power to Freeze Suspicious Funds - Decrypt

13hOil futures surge 20% past $110 as war fears hammer Asian stocks, bitcoin steady near $67K - CoinDesk

14hBitcoin Drops to 7-Day Low as Oil Surges on Iran War Concerns - Bloomberg

14hBitcoin slumps to $66,000 as oil price spike rattles Asian stock markets - The Block

16hThe Funding: Why NYSE parent ICE chose OKX for a reported $200 million investment at a $25 billion valuation - The Block

17hBitcoin Price Slips as Oil Surges and US Stock Futures Tumble - Decrypt

17hTreasury tells Congress mixers have valid privacy uses, recommends ‘hold law’ for suspicious crypto - The Block

18hBitcoin tumbles below $66,000 as oil prices explode nearly 20% higher - CoinDesk

20hAlibaba-linked AI agent hijacked GPUs for unauthorized crypto mining, researchers say - The Block

22hSmell Fraud? This Telegram App Was Built to Reward Whistleblowers - Decrypt

March 8, 2026, 5:30 pmBitcoin is still a great way to diversify portfolio even if it trades like a tech stock, analyst says - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 4:30 pmTrump’s World Liberty Financial Project Puts Investors in a Bind - Bloomberg

March 8, 2026, 4:30 pmSouth Korea to block firms from using USDT, USD Coin - DL News

March 8, 2026, 3:30 pmMarket structure state of play: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 3:00 pmSome Middle East oil is now over $100 a barrel. Here’s how it could affect bitcoin - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 12:30 pmTokenized assets exceed $25 billion after nearly quadrupling in a year - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 12:30 pmCanton’s Yuval Rooz says smart contract blockchains face a reckoning over value gap - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 10:30 amBitcoin recovers from $66,000 shock as experts predict volatility — and silver linings - DL News

March 8, 2026, 6:30 amXRP slips as traders watch $1.35 support - CoinDesk

March 8, 2026, 6:30 amBitcoin dip may not be over as whales sell into retail buying — a bearish signal - CoinDesk

March 7, 2026, 10:30 pmTrump signs executive order with focus on protecting crypto in a post-quantum world - DL News

March 7, 2026, 10:30 pmBinance terrorism lawsuit dismissed, but judge signals plaintiffs could refile with sharper allegations - The Block