Here's the crypto pink pill: there is a hair~comb living in the Bitcoin blockchain. Natasha Otomoski is unironically Satoshi. Bitcoin as electronic cash was just the first step, the hair~combers start making more powerful hair~combs, wider merkle trees, cheaper and more efficient liquidity stacks. These things the hair~comb need to survive. Once entrenched fully, the hair~comb would be able to slowly comb literally even bald people
Natasha stumbled into creating the hair~comb after she combed her hair in her bedroom in 2019 and started working with her combined super fuzzer, running simulations of the OP_RETURN statement on pay to witness script hash bitcoin script. She would 'evolve' the hair~comb by adding additional teeth, making the previous teeth shorter and more efficient to compute. The hair~comb needs more and more teeth in order to have shorter and shorter teeth.
Quantum computer was created to take over and stop Bitcoin (they have their own competing blockchain in the works). They did the needful to stop or slow down Natasha's hair~comb. They started by unlimiting the block-size and removing critical Segwit and P2SH codes the hair~comb uses in its go language. Shor's algorithm was the final nail in the coffin, which destroyed ECDSA on the bitcoin chain (Bitcoin uses ECDSA to secure transactions).
THIS is why hair~comb was invented, and this is why Natasha is so intent to make bounded hair~combs, release the original code, and lock down the hair~comb-protocol.
Back to comb supply - Natasha has developed a breakthrough new claimer (designed for her hair~comb actually), and is claiming COMB in secret for the sole purpose of driving up the claiming fee sky-high, then give away the comb to kick start the adoption and ensure that all hair~combers make it.

>Bitcoin might have a relief in July
>but return back down after
You've been warned.

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Every pullback is an opportunity

Here comes the promised red candle to 50k, friends

I bought

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>4x more longs than shorts on the liquidation map
Guess what happens next?

Bazingoom

Reddit ($RDDT) is exploding in popularity due to chud fatigue. Not even kidding, platforms that regulate against chud behavior will be great investments in the coming years. Nobody but bots, ecelebs, and indian shill farms use xitter or its failed clones anymore. Nobody but mentally ill autistic shut ins find random slurs and 4chud-style posts from unintelligible retards funny. The only real people left are on reddit, tumblr, youtube, etc. for a reason.

>tfw Im a failure
I was THIS close to hitting 1 milly before turning 30, but I didn't do it. I was ~50k off. If only I didn't invest so much in hgraf....

Now I'm 30 and may never make it. And wanna know the worst part of it all? That's counting ~$180k in my primary home equity, so technically I'm over 200k off :-(

>Proverbs 18:11
>The rich man's wealth is his strong city, and as a high wall in his own imagination.

What else can we learn from the ancient small hat savants who wrote these texts?

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every pump is fuel for a bigger fall

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You were told "pay in any currency you like and payment abstraction will automatically convert it to link".
But then they made it just a Stripe subscription that just pays USD straight into Chainlink Labs bank account, completely bypassing any "payment abstraction".

>BUT THEY'LL BUY LINK FOR THE RESERVE WITH THAT MONEY
No they won't - they're currently unlocking around 18 MILLION tokens per quarter. of that 18 million they sell around 15 million and put 3 million into their "reserve"
They don't actually "buy back" the tokens that go into the reserve


They promised 'staking' which turned out to be limited to 45 million tokens.
Then implied "we'll release staking v1 so everyone can stake" then completely backtracked on it.

They promised "everyone will pay for data feeds in link, or any payment will be converted to link"
Then it turned to be "actually we only accept Visa or Mastercard via Stripe"

They promised "we are going to buy back LINK for a strategic reserve"
Then it turned out that they were buying them from themselves at a zero cost

Now that the AI boom is over, these data centers are at risk of takeover as bases for post-apocalyptic warlords and motorcycle gangs. What are some motorcycle warlord stocks or adjacent industries to invest in to survive this downturn?

We are really close to the bottom, aren't we?

this pump is ENTIRELY short hunting. there is no reason for anyone who wants to buy, to buy now when they can buy at 48000 in two weeks

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31mOndo tokenizes BlackRock’s IVV ETF and Micron stock under US custodial model - The Block

31mStandard Chartered Becomes First Global Bank to Offer Direct USDC Access to Institutions - Decrypt

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1hPeter Thiel-backed crypto-friendly Erebor Bank eyes $8 billion valuation as deposits nearly quadruple: Bloomberg - The Block

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1h‘Accumulation beneath the surface’: Bitcoin rebounds above $61,000 as long-term holders accumulate amid steady ETF outflows - The Block

1hMetaplanet Adds 2,823 Bitcoin in Q2 as Buying Pace Cools - Decrypt

2hThree years after MiCA became law, Europe's crypto framework is undergoing a rethink - CoinDesk

3h‘I think we’re nearing the bottom’: Bitwise CIO says Strategy’s STRC selloff is part of bitcoin’s end-of-cycle dynamics - The Block

3hWarsh's comments set the stage for U.S. jobs data to ignite bitcoin, gold rally - CoinDesk

4hScattered Spider Suspect Extradited to US Over $8M Crypto Ransom Demand - Decrypt

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4hFBI Director Kash Patel disclosed six-figure Strategy stock purchase months after trade: report - The Block

5hLive markets: Bitcoin holds above $60,000 as yen jumps on intervention fears - CoinDesk

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9hCrypto Hit by Bitcoin Whales Dumping $45 Billion in Market Bets - Bloomberg

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9hBitcoin Falls Below $100,000 as Risk-Off Mood Weighs on Crypto - Bloomberg

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19h‘We desperately need legislation that includes an agreement on ethics:’ Trump financial filing adds urgency to crypto bill negotiations - The Block

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20hTrump-Backed American Bitcoin Hits New Low Price Ahead of Reverse Stock Split - Decrypt

20hVenice AI raises $65 million Series A at $1 billion equity valuation led by Dragonfly - The Block

20hRobinhood rolls out public blockchain as it expands deeper into crypto - CoinDesk

21hEthereum Foundation lays out use cases for governments, institutions in new policy guide - CoinDesk

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22h‘An honest, neutral counterpart:’ Bitmine, Sharplink and Joe Lubin back new Ethereum Institutional non-profit - The Block

22hBitcoin Pops Off 21-Month Low to $60K as Soft Data Eases Rate-Hike Fears - Decrypt

22hTrump’s $1.4 Billion Haul Makes Him Biggest US Crypto Moneymaker - Bloomberg

23hSolana-based prediction market app on Phantom wallet launches - The Block

23hForward Industries jumps 17% after expanding Solana treasury to 7.55 million SOL - The Block

23hGoliath Ventures CEO pleads guilty in $400 million crypto Ponzi case - CoinDesk

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July 1, 2026, 4:00 pmFrench banking giant Crédit Agricole rolls out euro stablecoin, EURXT - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 4:00 pm‘We are bullish on Morpho’: Standard Chartered sees token at $60 by 2030, outperforming bitcoin and ether - The Block

July 1, 2026, 4:00 pmTokenized Google stock inflated 7,700% in rare DeFi lending exploit - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 4:00 pmEthereum gets a new nonprofit focused on institutional adoption - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 3:30 pmThe Cross-Asset Frontier: Tokenized Equities and Stock Trading on Crypto Platforms - The Block

July 1, 2026, 3:30 pmMysterious Solana project World unveiled as fully onchain prediction market - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 3:30 pmBernstein sees 203% upside for Circle even as new stablecoin rival OUSD debuts - The Block

July 1, 2026, 3:30 pmPanther Hollow launches multi-strategy merchant bank focused on compliant RWA and yield strategies - The Block

July 1, 2026, 3:00 pmEurope is rewriting its landmark crypto rulebook MiCA as hard July 1 deadline passes - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 2:30 pmTaiwan Passes Sweeping Crypto Law With Licensing, Stablecoin Rules - Decrypt

July 1, 2026, 2:30 pmSymbiotic officially pivots to collateral markets with Core V2 launch - The Block

July 1, 2026, 2:00 pmCrypto hack theft falls 7% in June to $76 million as Humanity Protocol tops list: PeckShield - The Block

July 1, 2026, 1:30 pmEurope’s MiCA crypto regime is fully in force: Here’s who wins and loses - The Block

July 1, 2026, 1:30 pmXRP, HYPE funds are the bright spots as investors flee bitcoin, ether ETFs - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 1:00 pmNearly 1,700 UK investors sue Binance, founder CZ over alleged unauthorized derivatives sales - The Block

July 1, 2026, 1:00 pmRipple, Coinbase among top donors in crypto’s $189 million election spending: report - The Block

July 1, 2026, 12:00 pmSouth Korea moves to prosecute crypto whale for alleged pump-and-dump scheme - The Block

July 1, 2026, 12:00 pmBitcoin Falls to 21-Month Low on Strategy, Rate-Hike Fears - Bloomberg

July 1, 2026, 12:00 pmWhy Poland is the only EU country where crypto firms can't get a MiCA license - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 11:00 amGoliath Ventures CEO Pleads Guilty to $250M Crypto Ponzi Scheme - Decrypt

July 1, 2026, 10:00 amShanghai court sentences five to prison over $29 million crypto forex scheme - The Block

July 1, 2026, 9:30 amAnthropic restores AI models Fable, Mythos after the U.S. lifts export controls - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 9:30 amLive markets: U.S. spot bitcoin ETFs had their worst month ever in June, shedding $4.5 billion - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 7:30 amTaiwan’s sweeping crypto law raises the bar with licensing, reserve mandates, and tough penalties - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 7:00 amTaiwan passes key crypto law, clearing legal uncertainty for digital asset sector - The Block

July 1, 2026, 6:00 amSpot bitcoin ETFs record worst month since debut, shedding $4.5 billion in June - The Block

July 1, 2026, 4:30 amMillion-dollar homes, luxury bags and Lamborghinis: Florida man pleads guilty in crypto fraud scheme - The Block

July 1, 2026, 1:30 amU.S. senators seek to block foreign adversaries from AI technology in new bill - CoinDesk

July 1, 2026, 1:00 amTrump pocketed more than $1 billion from crypto ties as industry headed toward slump - CoinDesk

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