Bibi's reaction when he found out about the ceasefire edition

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Previous: >>62093064

What crude oil do you guys like tuh trade? For me, its Brent.

How can I turn this to $1.3M within 10 years?

WTF AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THESE BARRELS OF OIL???

my sides are now further from earth than ever before

Will BTC be a top performer for another decade?

Does /biz/ use any sort of accountant, tax professional, or financial consultant?
I've never used one, I always did everything myself and learned quite a lot from it.

Why don't we make cheese the global currency? Think about it for a moment:

1. It's inflation proof. As cheese ripens it raises in value.
2. Recession proof. During hard times you can literally eat into your savings.
3. Governments can't just print out new currency whenever they feel like it. Dairy production takes time and investment.
4. Crime proof. You can't download a piece of cheese and attempting to rob a bank WILL get you sniffed out by the authorities.

Remember: Make fondue, not fiat.

Iran plans to require oil tankers passing through the Strait of Hormuz to pay transit fees in Bitcoin.

what’s the next big thing?

Back to the bottom limp dicks

No comment

I thought I was a retard fomoing into this last week. All of these stocks are pumping like a gushing geyser. I know it won't last forever and my trailing stop loss is tight but holy shit. Anyone else riding this wave?

BITCUM status: dropping

2 more weeks man edition

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https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

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https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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Previous: >>62092275

On polymarket there is a bet whether or not there will be a ceasefire by April 7th. However, the market has initially resolved incorrectly, because no formal ceasefire agreement was signed, and the rules say it must be. As a result, there is an ongoing dispute that will likely succeed and completely flip the market.

You can see the market here: https://polymarket.com/event/us-x-iran-ceasefire-by/us-x-iran-ceasefire-by-april-7
If you chose to buy, make sure to vote NO on the dispute in UMA discord here: https://discord.com/invite/uma

I am thinking about ways how to make money and hurt women at the same time. I hate women so much, so I would work 10x better and put all my energy in it as a motivation. I was thinking about ai generated fansly stuff and ugc videos but I think the market for this is already pretty saturated. It has to be something that can be scaled, that directly hurts women, has enough costumers and not a huge saturation.

What has /biz/ ever done with their gains? You do have gains, right? You do actually do things with it other than joylessly chasing a line goes up strategy, right?
For me, I've used my gains to put an $80k down payment on my new house, among other things.

Pool's closed.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/iran-may-have-just-put-the-brakes-on-reopening-the-strait-of-hormuz-c2a44269

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