Are there any jobs that don't make people want to kill themselves? All i've done is call centre shit and I would rather shoot petrol up my ass and sit on a flaming cactus than do that any more.

It's alllllll overrrrrr but the cryyy-ing
And everybody's cryyy-ing but meeeee

Frens all over know you're tryyy-ing
To forget about how much whales dumped on youuuuuu

It's all over but the dreaaaamming

Pooooor little dreams that keep trying to come trueeee

It's all over but the cryyy-iiing
And now it's too late to make it even though you really want tooooo

Now that the loosh farming festival is over, where do we go from here?

where did you go? why are you missing out on free money?

every asset on earth is dumping

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>bet a lot of money on a team
>cash out when they’re up and winning
>do this every day and you probably don’t need a job anymore

What’s the catch? This is EZ money for doing absolutely nothing. Are they going to crack down it?

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I'm buying shares of ticker SPCX

I need advice for a job interview anons. Should I read the website? Will they ask me bs like the year the company was founded or some shit.

The plan:

1. Take $1000 to my prairie nigger tribe casino every other day.

2. Play PERFECT blackjack until I aquire $300 utilizing the martingale betting system(it actually works, despite what faggots will tell you).

3. Profit forever

I am only accepting POSITIVE feedback that makes me feel good.

Thanks guys.

Who can we sue for damages for suppressing the price of oil? Iran just blew up a bunch of F-35s among other things. Now the kebab strait is closed now. That's 30% of the world's oil offline... and oil is dumping.

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I kept hearing about a crash last year so I wanted to get out of a fixer upper and buy something in better condition later instead of paying for HVAC and structural stuff. What's the forecast looking like now?

Bitcoin

Is Peter Schiff tweeting about bitcoin unironically a good bottom indicator?

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Everything in crypto has pumped 6,000,000%

no way to make easy money anymore

let it all crash and burn

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7hSpaceX IPO May Prove to Be a Pivotal Test for Tokenized Stocks - Bloomberg

7hCrypto tax bills a work-in-progress as U.S. House lawmakers pose concerns - CoinDesk

7hSeattle-Area Man Gets Prison for Laundering Foreign Fraud Funds With Bitcoin, Ethereum - Decrypt

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8hSecuritize CEO says tokenized stocks could unlock a $5 trillion crypto market - CoinDesk

9hHyperliquid advocate and Paradigm urge US to revise proposed anti-money laundering rule - The Block

10hWarren calls weakened CFTC a ‘recipe for disaster’ as Congress advances crypto legislation - The Block

10hKraken Named Official Crypto Exchange of FIFA World Cup 2026 - Decrypt

11h‘Third leg of the stool:’ House lawmakers set to debate crypto tax bills as questions still loom - The Block

12hCrypto Lending Protocol Morpho Raises $175 Million to Aid Wall Street’s DeFi Push - Decrypt

12hUK financial regulator moves to allow mutual funds 10% exposure to crypto ETNs - CoinDesk

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13hNew Aave risk framework proposed following KelpDAO exploit - The Block

13hElizabeth Warren Demands Answers on CFTC's Crypto and Prediction Market Oversight - Decrypt

14hA16z, Paradigm lead $175 million bet to move global credit markets onchain - CoinDesk

15hJanus Henderson takes ENA position, eyes regulated investment products tied to Ethena - The Block

15hBackpack US appoints former SEC Acting Chairman Piwowar to board amid push for crypto perps - The Block

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15hLive updates: bitcoin drifts back to $62,500, putting damper on hope for two straight up days - CoinDesk

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17hHumanity Protocol Loses $36M After Private Keys 'Compromised,' Token Crashes 73% - Decrypt

17hStandard Bots Raises $200 Million to Manufacture Robots in US - Bloomberg

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17hBitcoin’s Worst Week Since FTX Crash May Signal More Pain Ahead - Bloomberg

17hZodia Custody secures Luxembourg payment institution license to expand EU stablecoin services - The Block

18h‘Stuck in distribution’: Bitcoin slips below $63,000 as analysts warn rallies are being sold, not bought - The Block

18hCircle debuts cirBTC on Ethereum to challenge Coinbase in the wrapped bitcoin market - CoinDesk

18hJapan’s SBI Shinsei Bank plans crypto rewards program for depositors this fall: Nikkei - The Block

18hUS Bitcoin ETFs log further outflows, though analyst sees signs of easing selling pressure - The Block

20hCoinbase and Cardless unveil credit card backed by stablecoins - CoinDesk

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June 9, 2026, 12:30 amBrazen bitcoin kidnapping and carjacking co-conspirator pleads guilty, faces up to 20 years in prison: DOJ - The Block

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June 8, 2026, 11:30 pmBored Ape Maker Yuga Labs Rescues Dozens of Ethereum NFTs From Exploit - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 10:30 pmTokenized equities reach $5.5 billion market cap, fueled by SpaceX IPO access and exchange expansion - The Block

June 8, 2026, 10:00 pmBitcoin Is 'Boring' AI-Hungry Retail Investors, But Bernstein Still Sees $150K This Year - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 9:00 pmInfluential research firm that caused AI stock meltdown lays out Hyperliquid as 'compelling' idea - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 8:30 pmFTX Founder Sam Bankman-Fried Has Formally Filed for a Pardon From President Trump - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 8:30 pmCitrini says Hyperliquid’s legitimate cash flow, token buyback strategy make for ‘compelling’ investment - The Block

June 8, 2026, 8:00 pmFor Bitcoin Giant Strategy, Cash Is Key to Calming Investors: JPMorgan - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 8:00 pmCoinbase strategist says institutions aren’t panicking about bitcoin, ‘love it even more’ at lower prices - The Block

June 8, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin’s $235 Billion Crash Masks a Bigger Shift Across Crypto - Bloomberg

June 8, 2026, 6:00 pmAave chief defends protocol's 'resilience' after $8.45 billion bank run - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 6:00 pmThe startup killer: Ledger CTO says the EU's crushing compliance costs are choking Web3 innovation - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 6:00 pmStrategy shareholders approve semi-monthly dividends for STRC preferred stock - The Block

June 8, 2026, 6:00 pmTON Strategy’s May staking haul tops 3.3 million TON as network upgrades take effect - The Block

June 8, 2026, 6:00 pmSam Bankman-Fried officially asks Trump for a presidential pardon - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 5:30 pmStrategy Resumes Buying Bitcoin After Rare Sale Roils Crypto - Bloomberg

June 8, 2026, 5:30 pmTom Lee's BitMine Buys the Dip Amid 'Superficial' Crypto Selloff, Adding $214M in Ethereum - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 5:00 pmFormer FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried officially files for a presidential pardon from Trump - The Block

June 8, 2026, 4:30 pmBitmine adds 127,000 ether, bringing treasury to 5.54 million ETH as Tom Lee calls crypto selloff ‘superficial’ - The Block

June 8, 2026, 4:30 pmCongress to Discuss Crypto Tax Rules: What to Watch - Decrypt

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June 8, 2026, 3:30 pmMetaMask debuts Agent Wallet giving AI bots self-custody access to Ethereum - The Block

June 8, 2026, 3:30 pmMetaMask launches AI agent wallet with built-in security for crypto trades - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 3:00 pmBitcoin's $63K Reclaim Liquidates $540M in Crypto Shorts, a 7-Week High - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 3:00 pmCoinbase, Ripple among over 200 crypto organizations urging Senate Clarity Act vote - The Block

June 8, 2026, 2:30 pmMichael Saylor’s Strategy buys another 1,550 bitcoin for $101 million after small sale as total holdings rise to 845,256 BTC - The Block

June 8, 2026, 2:30 pmLive updates: Bitcoin above $63,400 as Strategy adds $100 million BTC in latest purchase - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 2:00 pmReform UK's Farage 'Evading' Scrutiny Over Tether Billionaire's $6.7M Gift: Labour - Decrypt

June 8, 2026, 2:00 pmUK FCA proposes allowing authorized funds to allocate up to 10% to crypto ETNs - The Block

June 8, 2026, 1:30 pmCrypto's recovery remains unsecure as SpaceX, Anthropic IPOs loom. Stronger ETF inflows would help. - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 1:00 pmBernstein says bitcoin’s ‘boring cycle’ doesn’t undermine store-of-value thesis despite $2.6B ETF outflows in 2026 - The Block

June 8, 2026, 11:30 amSpot bitcoin ETFs log $1.7 billion in weekly outflows, largest since February 2025 - The Block

June 8, 2026, 9:00 amZEC rebounds 42% as ZODL founder details two-step emergency upgrade - The Block

June 8, 2026, 7:30 amMajor cryptocurrencies under pressure as oil jumps 3% - CoinDesk

June 8, 2026, 5:30 amBitcoin reclaims $63,000 in ‘oversold relief rally’; South Korea’s KOSPI plunges 8% - The Block

June 8, 2026, 4:30 amBitcoin Steadies After $60,000 Breach as Saylor Hints at Buying - Bloomberg