>cash -13.45
numbers fully accurate, cash will most likely go down tomorrow, i have a cc bill due. thanks for the support my nigs

plan to get up at 4 am tomorrow for lift and a 2 mile run. i want the health bar back up. i made 100$ half assing insta cart. wore a suit while doing it.

i will never be an employee again. i work for myself.

sorry for reddit space and sorry for not giving the faq last thread, i was distraught. Бoг блaгocлoвил

FAQ: https://pastebin.com/1HZbbTtU

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what's your excuse?

Woman don’t want to be trad mum is not my problems and no attention needed.

Wallah! And just like that, Bitcoin will never be above 81k again

the charles schwab pump was so lame that it hurts to hold this shit

*CCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK*

Female Brokers Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62636433

Why do I get a feeling that the cute blonde gen z girl who works at a drive thru I go to thinks I'm hot and wants to have sex with me?

feeding my garloid, never can get them to grow larger than this, even with the nutrifeed. impossible to profit from this shit anymore

Bitcoin will never stay over 80K-

bitcoin has failed every 1st retest of the 50day SMA

What do I even do once I've hit 7 figs?

My normal job pays well but not enough to be worth wageslaving for another 10 years. Do I try to get a higher paying job in big tech or try to career ladder maxx or start a startup? Or just sit on a beach and do nothing at all?

The only way to make it is by finding a rich gf.

I threw 10k in this

What am I in for?

Wait for the bottom in October
Trust the plan

Regards, PhD in Nuclear Engineering

i missed the bottom AGAIN

*CCCRRREEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK*

Why do I get a feeling she thinks I'm hot and wants to have sex with me?

i just got my first job and its full time for $19 an hour and now i can finally start investing at 28 years old

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