Almost halfway through the week, wagie. Keep working hard and we'll give you a tiny little break from your cagie.

will call you a fuddie if you post this chart

Dick completely stopped working before WAGMI, is it over? It is all zero sum in the end. Try to make it to get my dick wet, but the grinding took longer than what my dick can get hard before it finally give up. Kissless sexless hugless and childless.

It will take three decades for the S&P to bounce back after hackers with powerful AI agents skullfuck most software in the next few years. There is an unfathomable amount of zero-days out there, thanks to retarded engineers rushing to market instead of hardening their software all these years. On the plus side, crypto will be a precious resource since credit card companies will be gigafucked.

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>check my PHYSICAL MAIL
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>ride the metro and look up in the train cart
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>open phone to literally any app or website
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im just an ad viewing machine im not even human

MOMMY IS SAVING US

NOW: WARREN LEADS MASSIVE AMENDMENT PUSH AGAINST CLARITY ACT

More than 100 amendments have been submitted ahead of the Senate Banking Committee’s markup vote on the CLARITY Act, per Politico.

Sen. Elizabeth Warren alone has reportedly filed over 40 amendments, signaling intensifying political resistance against the landmark U.S. crypto legislation.

Bitcoin is getting fucked

i do not want to be poor anymore

The nothing burger of the dttc is the last straw for me. I'm selling when we hit $20

Let ok what they added. Is this how the debt gets wiped out?

bulls are like pajeets walking in front of an oncoming train, completely oblivious to it. I actually feel a bit sick to my stomach about what is about to happen, but it must be done.

I have link, icp, tao, solana, eth, hbar and pepe

would your life be over if bitcoin rugged to zero?

Historic moment as Chainlink services have been selected to be used by the DTCC! This is monumental to the crypto and blockchain industry. They even pinned the tweet! Wow, to think how far we have come as an industry.

Real world edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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that pre broke phase where you know it's coming but it hasn't happened yet

Yesterday I felt bullish, but today, bearish.

I think we’re in for another huge pump

errm... bobros?

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49mSrinivasan Pitches Crypto Startup School to Malaysian Officials - Bloomberg

19mKorean won stablecoin KRWQ expands to Solana following March EDX Markets listing - The Block

1hJapan’s enterprise-led blockchain to issue yen stablecoin for B2B settlements - The Block

2hNevada regulators push back after prediction market conference blames them for move - CoinDesk

3hCharles Schwab launches spot BTC, ETH trading to select retail clients - The Block

5hKelp DAO, Aave to resume rsETH operations as recovery from $292 million exploit progresses - The Block

10hFirst-ever Hyperliquid ETF launches, posts ‘very solid’ first day of trading: analyst - The Block

10hJPMorgan Files to Launch Tokenized Money Market Fund on Ethereum - Decrypt

10hBitcoin Wallet Firm Exodus Expands Payments Push, Sells $87 Million in BTC - Decrypt

11hJPMorgan files to launch new tokenized fund as Wall Street tokenization race heats up - CoinDesk

11hBenchmark joins others in reiterating Buy rating on Coinbase stock despite lackluster Q1 earnings - The Block

11hCFTC backs Kalshi in Ohio fight over prediction markets jurisdictional battle - The Block

12hJPMorgan launching tokenized money market fund on Ethereum - The Block

12hEthereum Developers Propose Fix to 'Blind Signing' Risk Tied to Massive Losses - Decrypt

12hBitcoin Miner MARA Sells $1.5 Billion in BTC, Reports $1.26 Billion Q1 Loss - Decrypt

13hBitcoin dominance rebounds above 58% signaling crypto market consolidation phase - The Block

14heToro Q1 crypto revenue drops to $2.15 billion from last year’s $3.5 billion - The Block

14hWall Street's Clearinghouse DTCC Enlists Chainlink for Collateral Management - Decrypt

14hEthereum Foundation rolls out support for Clear Signing crypto security solution - The Block

14hThe Ethereum Foundation unveils new 'Clear Signing' standard to stop users from approving malicious crypto transactions - CoinDesk

14hSenate confirms Kevin Warsh to Fed board ahead of expected Chair vote - CoinDesk

15hBitcoin Fog appeal tests DOJ theory that global crypto services fall under D.C. law - The Block

15hPrivacy emerges as crypto’s next 'killer app,' with Arc, Canton and Tempo topping $1 billion in funding - CoinDesk

15hStablecoin yield infrastructure project raises $13.5M in round led by Sky Ecosystem - CoinDesk

16hCoinbase adds Solana-backed loans through Morpho, letting users borrow up to $100,000 - The Block

16hFranklin Templeton, Kraken Parent Payward Team Up to Tokenize Wall Street Products - Decrypt

16hBinance's chief marketing officer Rachel Conlan to leave the exchange - CoinDesk

16hU.S. CFTC in talks with every major pro sports league on policing prediction markets - CoinDesk

17hSky Ecosystem leads $13.5 million round for Stablewatch-incubated stablecoin yield startup Osero - The Block

17hBhutan Moves $8.1M in Bitcoin as Sell-Off Continues - Decrypt

17hPoland lawmakers debate crypto bills as PiS party submits separate ban proposal - The Block

17hBlockchain analytics firm Elliptic closes $120 million Series D as Deutsche Bank, Nasdaq deepen crypto bets - The Block

17hEBay Rejects GameStop's $55 Billion Offer as 'Neither Credible Nor Attractive' - Decrypt

18hFranklin Templeton and Kraken’s parent company to explore new onchain investments - The Block

18hKraken parent, Franklin Templeton to develop onchain investment products - CoinDesk

18hElliptic raises $120 million backed by Nasdaq, Deutsche Bank as AI reshapes crypto security - CoinDesk

18hFrance’s central banker Beau clashes with Lagarde over private digital euro plans - CoinDesk

19hNorth Korean Crypto Hackers Stole $2.1B in 2025, 60% of All Losses: CertiK - Decrypt

19hLabor unions oppose Senate crypto bill ahead of Thursday committee markup: report - The Block

19h‘Favorable setup’: TD Cowen sees 106% upside in Sharplink as Galaxy yield fund, broadening Ethereum demand shift risk-reward - The Block

19hCleanSpark stock slides 9% as quarterly earnings miss estimates on bitcoin holdings loss - CoinDesk

19hBernstein reiterates $67 Figure target after Q1 loan volumes double, sees 72% upside from tokenization thesis - The Block

20hStarknet launches strkBTC to bring ZK-powered shielded bitcoin to its Layer 2 network - The Block

20hFormer bitcoin miner Bitfarms reports $145 million Q1 net loss amid Keel rebrand, AI transition - The Block

20hDTCC builds out blockchain-based collateral system with Chainlink integration - CoinDesk

20hExodus dumps 1,000 bitcoin: Why the crypto wallet is cashing out to fund a payments empire - CoinDesk

20hSenate Banking Panel Releases CLARITY Act Draft Ahead of Thursday Markup - Decrypt

21hCrypto markets stalls before inflation data as XRP, SOL rebuffed from key price levels - CoinDesk

21hQuiet Token Sales Boosted Trump Crypto Wealth by $660 Million - Bloomberg

22hBhutan government moves another 100 BTC as 2026 bitcoin outflows top $230 million: Arkham - The Block

22hThree Indicted Over ‘Brazen’ Crypto Wrench Attack Spree in California - Decrypt

22hSpot XRP ETFs report largest single-day inflow since January, worth $26 million - The Block

23hBernstein maintains $190 Circle price target as $222 million ARC presale cushions rate pressure - The Block

23hGalaxy Digital to manage Sharplink’s new $125 million onchain yield play - CoinDesk

23hCrypto wallet provider Exodus reports wider Q1 loss as revenue falls 37% - The Block

May 12, 2026, 9:00 amThree Tennessee men indicted in alleged $6.5 million crypto robbery spree - The Block

May 12, 2026, 7:30 amBitcoin Ordinals explorer Ord.io to shut down alongside trading app Zap - The Block

May 12, 2026, 7:30 amUpdated Senate Banking Committee bill tackles stablecoin rewards, DeFi but sidesteps Trump’s crypto conflicts of interest - The Block

May 12, 2026, 7:00 amClarity Act, in the flesh, unveiled by U.S. Senate Banking Committee before hearing - CoinDesk

May 12, 2026, 5:30 amArk Invest buys $5.5 million worth of Circle shares as stock jumps 16% on Q1 earnings - The Block

May 12, 2026, 12:00 amEthereum Foundation names three new co-leads to major Protocol cluster - The Block

May 11, 2026, 11:30 pmBitcoin miner CleanSpark’s Q2 losses swell after losing $224 million on BTC holdings - The Block

May 11, 2026, 11:30 pmMARA Q1 revenue drops 18%, says bitcoin mining remains ‘operational foundation’ - The Block

May 11, 2026, 11:00 pmClarity Act Vote Set for Thursday: Here's Where the Crypto Bill Stands - Decrypt

May 11, 2026, 10:00 pmBinance says AI security systems prevented $10.5 billion in user losses from crypto scams, phishing - The Block

May 11, 2026, 10:00 pmUpcoming crypto bill vote shifts fight to full Senate, ‘major obstacles’ remain TD Cowen says - The Block

May 11, 2026, 10:00 pm'I don’t think that’s crazy': Here is why Circle is betting on new $3 billion blockchain - CoinDesk

May 11, 2026, 9:00 pmMajor Solana Upgrade Alpenglow Begins Testing Ahead of Full Rollout - Decrypt

May 11, 2026, 9:00 pmKraken parent Payward seeks fresh funding at $20 billion valuation ahead of potential IPO - CoinDesk

May 11, 2026, 7:00 pmWhy the TradFi takeover of crypto might not be the death blow analysts expect - CoinDesk

May 11, 2026, 7:00 pmAnchorage is stepping back from Robinhood and Kraken-backed stablecoin group - CoinDesk

May 11, 2026, 7:00 pmSharplink Q1 revenue tops $12 million as it pursues ‘singles and doubles’ hits in ETH yield - The Block

May 11, 2026, 7:00 pmGalaxy-backed Boundary to launch ‘verifiable’ institutional stablecoin USBD - The Block

May 11, 2026, 6:30 pmEthereum Firm Sharplink Posts $686 Million Loss, Kicks Off $125M Yield Fund With Galaxy - Decrypt

May 11, 2026, 6:00 pmMoonPay launching AI agent tool for prediction market trading after acquiring Dawn Labs - The Block

May 11, 2026, 5:30 pmTom Lee’s BitMine Slows Ethereum Buying Pace, Adding $62 Million in ETH - Decrypt

May 11, 2026, 5:00 pmCorpay taps BVNK to bring stablecoin wallets to corporate payments - CoinDesk

May 11, 2026, 5:00 pmBanking groups escalate fight over stablecoin yield ahead of Senate vote - CoinDesk