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Who's the saddest cult in all of crypto

I think I have spent about $80,000 total on food delivery apps over the years. If I spent it on nvidia i stead I would have $600,000 now. Some people say the avocado toast meme is silly and there is no way you could buy a house by choosing a cheaper food option. But if you crunch the numbers, you clearly can.

how to profit if I'm fluent in nigger speak?

>never missed payment on credit cards all my life
>wage reduced by 25%, with court case number listed as reason
>court case shows default judgement against some other deadbeat with different middle initial
>HR says court order, can't/won't help; no SSN or middle initial in their court packet so court website is hearsay
>court clerk says "you missed the emergency filing deadlines, no appeals for default judgement"
>but that's clearly not me!
>too bad, it's your problem now; talk to the creditor if you don't like it.
>company won't talk to me because my SSN doesn't match their "customer" on that case
3 times in the past 10 years. How would you guys deal with this shit?

Next year I will have been holding Chainlink for 10 fucking years.

When the fuck does this bullshit hit $1000, bros? I'm hanging on by a thread.

When do I actually get to live my real life?

Just got dumped by my Jungleflip girlfriend of 5 years. Completely shattered. Absolutely nothing left.

Fuck it. I want to go full degenerate and blow every last cent on hookers and blow.

I bought an appartment and the agent keeps telling me I should trust him because he's a good guy and he has empathy

bonds edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62785560

revolutionary edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62785560

Hey fuddies!~
Ethereum powered by Chainlink

it's a good day

The Pokemon people made me jump to this forum baka
Should I buy this card , need some advice if anyone has an idea.
I collect a few cards just as a hobby but came across this

Will its value increase over time?

financially speaking if i get rich can i escape the friendzone

You are planning to lock in high real yields + inflation aren't you /biz/? 5-yr new issue is next week. You can get in your orders now.

It is over guys

Is this legit roaring kitty or am I about to be turned into jeet liquid?

Do you have an escape plan for waging?

So where is the customer support number on here?

My portfolio manager on here told me to put a large stake into AMD and AI last week and I'm now down a quite a bit.

I hate this fucking piece of shit so much

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