WHAT
THE
FUCK

Fucking zcrash is running up again and /biz/ is talking about.... nothing.

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there's no "making it"

>0 alpha
>ran by a nigger who scammed them all, never paid them back and they forgave him
>mods are all lifelarping weebs who ban for personal reasons, meaning all the good callers were banned
>nothing but unc incel talk all day
>group of liars who will push a lie and stick together, and ban anyone who exposes the truth, very weird
>overall super brown and low t
why are you still there?

Calm before the storm edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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and Viola! Just like that, Chainlink will NEVER be below $10 again.

while it was 1.23$ right? you didn't miss that obvious x20, telegram is one of the world's most used app with a genius based CEO that is going to keep building around ton and surely you know ton is going to 100$ right?

XRP Prints Tightest Bollinger Band Squeeze in Years — Analyst Seth Says a Big Move Is Coming.

The price holds near $1.40, with consolidation hinting at accumulation after a prolonged downtrend.

Key levels include $1.25 support and $1.67 resistance, with higher targets if momentum builds.

Analysts remain split, but compressed volatility suggests

Oh shit, please dump again, I didn't manage to accumulate enough

link is pumping and the bulgarian nolinker detractors are already working overtime. sad!

200k by dec

stocks

Is XRP the most underrated crypto in existence?

The chart says we’re about to prove all the haters wrong.

Double digits this run.

Phoenix rising.

XRP Army - what are you seeing?

Number go up. Forever

XRP SENPAI!!!

JUST A REMINDER - THIS IS HOW THIS THING MOVES!

We're still in the bottoming phase, likely until Q3-Q4 and then it's going to be few weeks vertical and it's over!!!

Target for the next major upside impulse is $8-15

Not financial advice!

When is it safe to short?

This is not what a bottom looks like

bought 942 long contracts on btc. what am i in for? Am i gonna make it?! Closing above 81.5k on the 1h means 60k was the bottom by text book.

1hBitwise CIO says big tech stablecoin tests could help drive $4 trillion supply by 2030 - The Block

37mBeyond humans: Lily Liu says Solana is building the payment rails for the 'AI machine economy' - CoinDesk

7mCrypto custodian Taurus moves straight into EU capital markets with MiFID license in Cyprus - CoinDesk

22mColombian president seeks to transform the Caribbean into bitcoin mining hub - The Block

2hStrategy’s Saylor Signals Potential Shift to Bitcoin Sales - Bloomberg

2hNorth Korea terror victims escalate fight to seize $71 million from Aave hack - CoinDesk

3hCrypto whale sues Coinbase for allegedly refusing to return stolen DAI - The Block

4hStrategy likely to sell bitcoin to cover STRC dividends, Michael Saylor says - The Block

8hMichael Saylor's Strategy signals potential bitcoin sale to fund dividends obligations - CoinDesk

9hKelp Blames LayerZero for $292 Million Hack, Plans Switch to Chainlink - Decrypt

9hTrust in crypto remains biggest barrier to adoption, say Consensus Miami 2026 panelists - CoinDesk

9hCME Gearing Up to Launch Bitcoin Volatility Futures Independent From BTC’s Price - Decrypt

9hThe world's entire economy will be tokenized, says Consensys’ Joseph Lubin - CoinDesk

9hIt's transparency, not tech alone, that drives crypto adoption, panelists tell Consensus Miami - CoinDesk

9hDifferent voices in product, policy and hiring change crypto outcomes, panelists tell Consensus Miami - CoinDesk

10hKraken eyes IPO as it partners with MoneyGram to bridge crypto-to-cash gap - CoinDesk

10hState Street says institutions want improved blockchain security in wake of recent DeFi attacks - CoinDesk

10hAI agents are breaking web economics, but Cloudflare says x402 can help - CoinDesk

10hCFTC looks to cement non-custodial software developer protections following Phantom no-action letter - The Block

10hLedger integrates Hyperliquid perps trading in its hardware wallets via Yield.xyz - The Block

10h‘Wall of Worry’ Has Retail Sitting Out the Latest Bitcoin Rally - Bloomberg

10hKelp DAO ditches LayerZero for Chainlink’s cross-chain infrastructure following $292 million exploit - The Block

10hStrategy posts $12.5 billion Q1 loss as execs tout STRC ‘big success’ - The Block

10hCrypto's 'barbell': speculation and stablecoin payments drive adoption, Tempo's Romero says - CoinDesk

10hCiti exec says fragmented crypto systems risk repeating old banking problems - CoinDesk

10hOverseas demand for U.S. equities is growing, says Robinhood's Johan Kerbrart - CoinDesk

10hCrypto ETFs go mainstream as traditional finance locks in - CoinDesk

10hHow Solana Exchange Drift Plans to Repay Users After $295 Million Crypto Hack - Decrypt

11hCME Group to launch cash-settled bitcoin volatility futures - The Block

11hStrategy Posts $12.5 Billion Q1 Loss as Bitcoin Slump Hammers Massive Holdings - Decrypt

11h‘We do not see a middle ground’: TD Cowen says stablecoin yield fight could still delay crypto bill - The Block

11hKelp claims that LayerZero approved the setup it blamed for $292 million bridge hack - CoinDesk

12hEmbrace AI or Get Left Behind: Job Cuts Sweep Through Crypto Firms - Bloomberg

12hSoFi to launch its stablecoin on Solana, citing speed and cost - The Block

12hDrift outlines a recovery plan for users after $295 million DPRK-linked exploit - CoinDesk

12hTokenization won't disrupt banking rails but improve them, Wall Street executives say - CoinDesk

14hRep. Steven Horsford pitches PARITY Act as 'durable floor' for crypto tax at Consensus Miami - CoinDesk

14hSolana’s 'Alpenglow' upgrade could arrive next quarter, co-founder Yakovenko says - CoinDesk

14hWestern Union’s Solana-based stablecoin could reshape its payment model, analyst says - CoinDesk

14hIggy Azalea Faces Lawsuit Over Solana Meme Coin - Decrypt

14hFrench Chipmaker Sequans Dumps Half Its Bitcoin as Treasury Hype Meets Reality - Decrypt

14hMoonPay acquires Solana execution layer firm DFlow used by Coinbase, Phantom - The Block

14hCrypto Whale Sues Coinbase Alleging Exchange Refuses to Return Stolen Funds - Decrypt

14hFigure targets Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac in mortgage push, citing massive cost cuts for borrowers - CoinDesk

14h'Big Short' Investor Michael Burry Exits GameStop After eBay Bid - Decrypt

14hState Street and Galaxy launch fund on Solana designed to ‘sweep’ stablecoins into productive vehicle - The Block

15hRipple CEO Brad Garlinghouse warns next two weeks are critical for crypto legislation - The Block

15hRipple CEO Brad Garlinghouse says Clarity better than chaos as Senate hits key moment - CoinDesk

15hMoneyGram supports crypto-to-cash withdrawals for Kraken users - The Block

15hStrategy Survives Another Bitcoin Crash With More Alchemy - Bloomberg

15hGoogle Cloud, Solana Foundation roll out new pay-as-you-go system for AI agents - The Block

16hIREN snaps up Mirantis in $625 million all-stock deal to round out its AI cloud platform - The Block

16hBitcoin ETFs Draw Investment Surge After Brief Lull Threatens Winning Streak - Decrypt

16hCrypto's value is from being outside regulatory apparatus, says Arthur Hayes - CoinDesk

16hFrom bitcoin mining to the Hill: AIP’s new fellow brings hands-on crypto experience to D.C. - CoinDesk

16hJito Labs launches self-custody trading tool as activity heats up on Solana - CoinDesk

17hSecuritize taps Jump and Jupiter as it rolls out fully onchain, regulated onchain stocks - The Block

17hCipher Digital loses $114 million in Q1 as bitcoin miner accelerates AI data center pivot - The Block

17hCoinbase taps Centrifuge as preferred tokenization backbone, takes equity stake - CoinDesk

17hWormhole bridges ‘canonical’ version of Bittensor’s TAO token to Solana - The Block

17hCoinbase makes ‘seven-figure’ investment in Centrifuge, taps platform as Base’s main tokenization partner - The Block

17hAndreessen Horowitz Raises $2.2 Billion to Fund Next Wave of Crypto Startups - Decrypt

17hSequans sells 1,025 bitcoin to fund debt redemption and buybacks as revenue drops 24.8% - The Block

18hConsensus Miami Day 1: Sights and sounds - CoinDesk

18hCrypto.com’s high-rolling head of marketing to leave after almost six years - CoinDesk

19hGlobal crypto ETP inflow streak extends to five weeks, masking sharp intraweek reversal: CoinShares - The Block

19hToncoin surges 36% as Telegram replaces TON Foundation and slashes fees - CoinDesk

19hBitcoin's $81K Rally Comes Amid 66-Day Negative Funding Streak: Here’s Why - Decrypt

19hCoinbase cuts 14% of staff as it navigates downturn, shifts to AI-native operations - The Block

19hAndreessen Horowitz Raises New $2.2 Billion Crypto Fund - Bloomberg

19hCoinbase Cuts 14% of Staff Amid Crypto 'Down Market,' AI Adoption: CEO - Decrypt

19ha16z crypto raises $2.2 billion for fifth fund, promotes CTO to general partner - The Block

19hFalconX and Sygnum partner to launch tokenized credit offering for institutional clients - The Block

19hStandard Chartered expands further into crypto with stake in GSR at $1 billion valuation - CoinDesk

19hAndreessen Horowitz raises $2.2 billion in a new fund, saying crypto fundamentals are at an 'all-time high' - CoinDesk

20hOne bank after another scraps Fed rate-cut forecasts. Bitcoin doesn't care. - CoinDesk

20hTON Surges 36% as Telegram ‘Replaces’ TON Foundation - Decrypt

20hCoinbase cuts 14% of staff as AI reshapes how crypto companies operate - CoinDesk

20hBullish to acquire Equiniti in $4.2 billion deal combining transfer agent and tokenization stack - The Block

20hRipple to Share North Korean Threat Intelligence With Crypto Industry - Decrypt