That's it? 100k by 33? What kind of retard doesn't have 100k by 23 at the latest?

What is a business you can start for less than $10,000?

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vs 18,000,00M Bitcorns

This is your last chance to make it and provides exceptional value for money

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Checking my portfolio edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

What will you do if you haven't made it by 30? Will you kill yourself?

Business idea. invest in what ever TV show this is

Stop whining about the "cost of living crisis".
If you were born poor, your ancestors were slaves that served better men. You are genetically designed to follow the same fate. And women don't like slaves, so don't whine about the dating market either.

Have you noticed real girls irl are hotter than anything in porn? You can't even pay to watch a certain tier of girl get fucked ... idk about escorts but I imagine it's the same. Money is useless.

I looked back at TSLA and it dropped almost 50% from it's high after IPO and now its like 30,000% since. I remember everyone mocked electric cars back then like you guys are mocking space travel now

>ctrl+f "icp"
>"0 threads"

henlo icp frens

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY25 & '26 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>62482857

As always:
>sneed hedgies

...nice banking system you got there.

I'm young and I buy dividend-paying stocks

How will US AI firms make money if China keeps developing and open-sourcing superior models? Is there kind of foreign policy response we can take to this? This is economic terrorism against America's future, it needs to be illegal and stopped with force if necessary.

Trillions of dollars will evaporate if they're allowed to keep doing this.

The zestimate on my house went up $10k

Short this shit it's going to 0, this is your last chance to make some money, don't even bother with the shitcoins on this shitchain

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July 16, 2026, 6:00 pmVisa Is Expanding Its Crypto Push With New Stablecoin Platform - Bloomberg

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July 16, 2026, 3:30 pmMoonPay acquires Y Combinator-backed crypto deposits startup Glide in all-equity deal - The Block

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