Saw this.
Too many moraly correct comments.
We all know it's a lie.
I dont know why Im even using X when brutal humor is here

Yay or nay?

Is it morally wrong for me to fuck another guy's wife?

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Are you scared of the market collapsing or you take it as the opportunity of your life?

Rate my gf.

biz chads who buy good coins on fire sale get endless access to jap braphog princesses

Thank you Iran and China

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tfw you will never have roasties shit post for you in between sex magick

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Every 4chan cope boils down to the same tired fantasy: something *good* is always just over the horizon. Alien disclosure is coming to earth, Hitler 2.0 rising from the ashes, Jesus descending to smite their enemies, Trump and the globohomo awakening in two weeks, mass genocide solving all their problems, or the magical day when everyone suddenly agrees with their garbage takes.

It’s all hopium for losers who can’t deal with the present. Instead of doing anything meaningful, they sit in their digital basements praying for a future that never comes. Every post is just another round of "just wait, you’ll see," while the rest of the world keeps living, laughing, and leaving them behind.

The truth? Nothing’s coming. No savior, no reckoning, no mass awakening, no shift in opinions. It’s just endless cope for people too powerless to face reality. The only thing in their future is more disappointment and deep down, they know it.

List of funniest /smg/ baggies: 1)BBBYQ, 2)Oil, 3)Physical Silver, 4) Paper Silver, 5)GME (in 2021, #1 lol, lmao even in 2026) edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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POOL'S CLOSED

Why do I get a feeling Jenna Haze wants to have sex with me?

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https://archive.li/bAuks

I don't usually invest in memecoins but outside of crypto Pepe as a meme is the og political meme, period. It's the one that started it all.
The tokenomics are good, no inflation.
#2 on ETH after Shiba.
Shiba is just a temu dogecoin, nobody cares. Pepe is the true memecoin.

SAUDI ARABIA CAN BYPASS HORMUZ WITHIN DAYS, 70% OF WHAT HORMUZ DID.

LMAO IRAN ACTUALLY LOST. OIL CRISIS IS NO LONGER POSSIBLE.

https://www.barrons.com/articles/saudi-aramco-oil-prices-pipeline-hormuz-iran-395c4db2

What’s the point of this board? There’s barely any discussion of stocks or crypto. People just keep on telling me to buy indexes or the s and p.

There is unironically more alpha on twitter and Reddit than here

8mCoinbase-backed AI payments protocol wants to fix micropayment but demand is just not there yet - CoinDesk

8mDemocrats push ‘Death Bets Act’ to ban prediction markets tied to war and fatalities - The Block

1hSenate Democrats push ban on prediction market bets tied to war and death - CoinDesk

1hNext week could spice things up for bitcoin as seven central banks face an inflation test - CoinDesk

2hRipple to acquire Australian financial services license as APAC payments volume doubles - CoinDesk

3hBitcoin traders bet on a rally above $80,000 - CoinDesk

3hBitcoin steady above $70,000 as IEA proposes largest-ever oil reserve release - CoinDesk

3hDogecoin zooms as Elon Musk announces X Money launch date for April - CoinDesk

3hDemocrats Introduce Bill to Ban Prediction Market Contracts on War and Death - Decrypt

3hXRP Ledger transactions jump to 2.7M as price stays rangebound - CoinDesk

4hEthereum's on fire with record activity, but ether price and blockchain fees lag - CoinDesk

4hNasdaq-listed Solmate proposes reverse stock split to build Solana hub in UAE - The Block

4hRipple to acquire BC Payments to secure Australian license - The Block

5hRipple Seeks Australian Financial License to 'Scale' Payments Across the Region - Decrypt

6hAave suffers oracle glitch, triggering $26 million in unfair wstETH liquidations - The Block

9hBitcoin price can hit $1m if store-of-value market continues breakneck growth: Bitwise - DL News

10hXRP ‘super fans’ keep ETFs alive despite nearly 50% price dump - DL News

10hDeFi lending platform Aave sees a rare $27 million liquidations after a price glitch - CoinDesk

10hBasketball.fun Eyes Base, Marketplace Launches as NBA Star Tristan Thompson Departs - Decrypt

11hBitwise CIO reiterates bitcoin price could reach $1 million as he compares it to gold - The Block

11hWhy Bitcoin Is on a Path to $1 Million Per Coin: Bitwise - Decrypt

11hDogecoin price soars as Musk announces X Money debut date - DL News

11hNasdaq Moves Closer to ‘Always On’ With Tokenization Plan - Bloomberg

11hStablecoin boom could eat into traditional banks' profits, warn Jefferies analysts - CoinDesk

11hTrump Meme Coin Down 96% From Peak as President's Approval Ratings Sink - Decrypt

13hTD Cowen says Congress likely getting closer to permanently banning a Fed CBDC - The Block

13hInvestment firm Multicoin bets 'Internet Labor Markets' will drive crypto’s next wave of adoption - CoinDesk

13h‘History reveals no evidence’ Congress intended to preempt gambling laws, judge says in Kalshi case - The Block

13hHow Aviva Investors plans to tokenize its funds on XRP Ledger, with RippleX SVP - The Block

13hSenators try to unlock stalled crypto Clarity Act with compromise on stablecoin yield - CoinDesk

13hCircle could rally 60% more on stablecoin adoption, AI agentic finance, Bernstein says - CoinDesk

13hABA survey finds consumers support stablecoin yield limits tied to banking risk - The Block

13hPolymarket and Palantir team to protect integrity of sports betting as prediction markets face key moment - CoinDesk

14hChina’s Supreme Court lashes out against crypto criminals - DL News

14h‘DAOs aren’t dead, they should evolve’: Aave CEO Stani Kulechov pushes for streamlined execution - The Block

14hU.S. SEC chief Atkins said bond with sister agency CFTC to include joint meetings, exams - CoinDesk

14hBithumb faces ‘heavy disciplinary action’ after violating money laundering rules - DL News

14hCFTC chair is frontrunning Clarity Act. Could the tack survive Dems retaking the White House? - DL News

15hGoldman Sachs emerges as top XRP ETF holder, alongside wave of ‘super fans’: analysts - The Block

15hWhy banks are moving beyond single-provider stablecoin payment rails - CoinDesk

15hHow cowboy Bitcoin miners got caught stealing energy from Russian village - DL News

15hTornado Cash dev Roman Storm faces retrial - DL News

15hCrypto shouldn’t “die on the hill” of stablecoin yield, Rick Edelman says - CoinDesk

15hElon Musk's X Money App Nears Public Launch, No Sign of Dogecoin - Decrypt

16hJito Foundation acquires and revives SolanaFloor following shutdown over $27 million exploit - CoinDesk

16hBitcoin Rebounds to $71,000 as Wall Street Deepens Crypto Push - Bloomberg

16hBitcoin climbs past $71,000 as oil shock fears continue to ease - CoinDesk

16hCFTC chair highlights wide crypto agenda, including rules on DeFi, prediction markets - CoinDesk

16hArmed attackers force French couple to transfer $1 million in bitcoin during home invasion - The Block

16hPolymarket, Peter Thiel's Palantir Eye 'Surveillance Models' for Sports Prediction Markets - Decrypt

16hBitcoin Rises as Trump Amplifies Iran Threats, Fed Rate Cut Chances Fall Near Zero - Decrypt

16hBenchmark analysts expect Intchains’ stock to more than double, but lower target price - The Block

16hVitalik Buterin pushes ‘DVT-Lite’ to make Ethereum validator setup easier - CoinDesk

17hSolana, XRP ETFs take different paths as crypto investors pile in - CoinDesk

17hHyperliquid Jumps on Margin Upgrade, Oil Trading Frenzy - Decrypt

17hKraken's tokenized stock venue starts points program, hinting at possible ecosystem token - CoinDesk

17hStablecoin market hits $312B as banks, card networks embrace onchain dollars - CoinDesk

18hSharplink Gaming holds 868,000 ether as price drop drove $734 million loss in 2025 - CoinDesk

18hPolymarket taps Peter Thiel-backed Palantir to develop sports betting AI monitoring tool - The Block

18hFake Police Officers Held French Couple at Knifepoint in $1M Bitcoin Robbery - Decrypt

19hAnthropic is suing the U.S. government for allegedly blacklisting its AI - CoinDesk

19hBabylon, Ledger partnership targets secure use of bitcoin as DeFi collateral - The Block

19hBitcoin’s next move is increasingly tied to oil, yields and Fed policy as ETF flows guide market direction, analysts say - The Block

19hSlumping Strategy and Strive started with buy ratings at B. Riley - CoinDesk

20hStarknet to deploy STRK20 framework enabling privacy-focused stablecoins and other assets - The Block

20hUK Government’s Fraud Strategy Paints Crypto as ‘Growing Risk’ - Decrypt

20hU.S. requests October retrial for Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm - CoinDesk

20hTether and banks flank Circle — here’s how the $78bn stablecoin issuer can stay a ‘long-term category winner’ - DL News

20hNvidia's Huang argues AI creates jobs, not destroys them, in rare official blog post - CoinDesk

20hWinklevoss twins move $130 million in bitcoin to Gemini as estimated profit tops $1.8 billion: Arkham - The Block

20hA single crypto trader is sitting on a $194 million bet that bitcoin and ether will keep climbing - CoinDesk

20hTraders snapped up nearly 600,000 BTC as bitcoin dipped below $70,000, blockchain data show - CoinDesk

20hStablecoin market expands, bitcoin rallies as Iran war panic cools - CoinDesk

21hWinklevoss Twins Move $130M in Bitcoin to Gemini Hot Wallets: Arkham - Decrypt

21hHyperliquid's next upgrade to let seasoned traders take bigger bets with less capital - CoinDesk

21hBlackRock says tokenisation is huge. These three firms will lead the $69tn opportunity, says Castle Labs - DL News

21hBitcoin climbs to $71,000 as dollar, oil weaken after Trump comments on Iran war - CoinDesk

21hThey said they were police, but pulled a knife and stole $1m in Bitcoin - DL News

21hTrust Wallet launches automatic Address Poisoning Protection to help prevent increasingly common attack - The Block

21hBernstein sees 70% upside for Circle as stablecoin adoption expands across payments and AI - The Block