God provides me with daily bread. So I am yoloing all my money on xanadu stocks.

Crypto isn’t the real world economy. The real world economy is the global stock market, which has a market cap of $150 trillion. Think of this like bitcoin, $150 trillion is 150 million millions, and bitcoin has 21 million total supply. Most of us agree that if bitcoin becomes the main metric for wealth, having 1 bitcoin puts you in the category of not being completely destitute. So to follow, you need to own the equivalent share of the world economy in stock to be at the same ratio of 1 out of 21 million bitcoin to be okay in the world of AI automation. This means you need 7.14 million dollars in index funds to own 1 21 millionth of the total world market cap. If you don’t have this within a few years you’re cooked.

Are you guys ready for The Big Crash?

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Nobody made a thread on /biz/ for LTCs 15th birtday (legal fuckmeat age in most of Europe). Is this shitcoin this dead?

I thought it was bullshit first. But I checked the account and it's legit.

What did they mean by this?

You. Are. Not. Bullish. Enough.

literally why aren't you building wealth?
if you're a loser who lives at home- just
>get a menial job
>save as much as you can
>invest in broadmarket etfs
literally just do that

where is the smart money going these days?

>AIX Investment Group promised investors annual returns between 12 to 30% in bond-like fixed products, and property-linked investments while offering heavy referral rewards to clients who brought in new investors
Why can't anyone promise 12-30% returns without blowing up?

Кaк или нa чeм мнe лeгaльнo зapaбoтaть 25.000€ зa 5 мecяцeв?
Пpeдыcтopия: paзгoвapивaл нa днях c oтцoм, пoшeл paзгoвop o paбoтe, зaтeм o мaшинaх, и вдpyг нeoжидaннo для мeня мы нaчaли кoнкpeтнyю мaшинy oбcyждaть и вcкoльзь oн мнe гoвopит ecть y мeня мaлeнькaя мeчтa кyпить тaкyю мaшинy. Eмy coбcтвeннo чepeз 5 c пoлoвинoй мecяцeв бyдeт 60лeт, и я хoчy к этoмy вpeмeни кyпить eмy этy мaшинy. Oн coбcтвeннo зa cвoй 60 лeт ни paзy, ни paзy ни пpocил o чём тo, ни жaлoвaлcя, ни гoвopил чтo хoчeт, жeлaeт, мeчтaeт и тaк дaлee, пpocтo мoлчa вcю жизнь дeлaeт и вcё. И ycлышaть oт нeгo чтo y нeгo ecть мeчтa этo нoнceнc, хoтя я paнee кaк тo пытaлcя пapy paз yзнaть кaкaя y нeгo в жизни хoть oднa мeчтa, oн мнe тaк ничeгo и нe cкaзaл. Oн вcю жизнь ceбe oткaзывaл в чeм либo, pacтил мeня c cecтpoй, шкoлa, выcшee oбpaзoвaниe и т.д., пoмoгaл и пoмoгaeт мнe c cecтpoй дo cих пop, дoм, квapтиpa, вcё для нac. Teпepь кaк вы пoняли я хoчy кpoвь из нoca ycпeть к eгo дню poждeния кyпить eмy eгo мeчтy. Taк чтo ждy дeльных coвeтoв кaк мoжнo этo peaлизoвaть.

Last week it was my anniversary with my gf, so we went to a crab boil place and the bar where we met.

The crab boil place was packed, we had to wait 15 minutes for a table. The bar was 60-70% full, there was karaoke and people were buying drinks left and right. Again, on a Thursday.

On Sunday I went to Texas Roadhouse with my family, and again it was completely packed and we had to wait 20 minutes for a table.

Where is everyone getting all of this money?

I hope everyone that is investing in oil right now because of muh FOMO dies an abominable death in the very near future. Thank you.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Money shouldn't exist

I’m a trade wagie and recently moved into commercial work. Every building that I have been working in has these mothers / lactating rooms and it makes my blood boil every time I see it. Wtf man. How did it get this bad? I get it, we’re goycattle but jfc

>2 downgrades
>banned from US PERM (H1B employees)
>every product cloned by AI

Why is this dogshit mooning?

This is you're reminder to BUY. THE. DIP. India is projected to be the most emergent economy is on root to becoming the biggest fastest groan economy in the world by 2030 and achive super-power status soon. India has successfully launched moon mission and won a war with pakistan, and will soon takeover the chinese economy after they collapse. If you do not INVEST IN INDIA TODAY you will be apart of the perament underclass sirs.

JP morgan asset management just reported bitcoin will be the best performing asset for the next decade

would you rather this girl whos in the top 500 nationwide or your average 7/10 foid

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