BING BING

Why does give Elon every saaaar 10000 rupees?

Every pullback is an opportunity

Guys we all know how dire things are dealing in the real world, but gonna try somethin new to bring some positivity to /biz/.
>finish shift and done giving report to oncoming RN at 0703
>if you clock out before 0723, you lose 15 minutes of pay
>help yourself to the pantry for a nice drink and snack/sit on phone/preferably meditate waiting for 0723 to clock out and get paid for not working at all for 30 minutes of pay
>widely accepted practice
I can see how that can twisted into a black pill, but let’s stick to the script.

Elon's trillionaire status isn't progress, it's a sign of our society's massive failure to regulate capitalism and tax the wealthy.

>Company valued at a unrealistic price due to memes
>It's losing revenue and doesn't generate anything
>lol who cares number go up
It's like they're setting retail up for the blame as the scapegoat when a financial disaster occurs due to "irrational traders", and normgroids are lapping it all up. The worst part is that it's these same retards who cry foul and ask where was government to protect them, pushing for stricter regulations not realizing it's the same people screwing them over.
>fuck you, I got mine!
So you gambled on a speculative asset and got lucky with very short term gains, you're not the little wolf of wallstreet you're goy cattle following group think dynamics and herd mentality. Simple as. When shit hits the fan you're going to blame anyone and anything for your lack of foresight, it's coming.

Nothing I buy ever moons. I've put like $250k into crypto over the years but nothing has ever popped off for me

What the fuck is going on?

SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CATHIE WOOD KISS OF DEATH

What even is there left to invest in?
Jobs are a scam
Wages are stagnant
Everything is losing to inflation
Prices going up constantly
Stocks getting rugged
Bubble bursting in a few years at most
Sp500 and random etfs just barely keeping up with inflation
What do?

I have $20k in savings and want to start a business with this amount. What would you recommend? Ideally something online-based

Illinois Governor JB Pritzker makes new crypto tax law even for personal wallets. What was meant by this?

Can he go ask the bank of America for a small loan of a trillion dollars? Will we know if he did?

if you ever thought of missing generational wealth in life, remember SBF traded this for a sniff of Caroline stanken pussy

37-year-old woman arrested after pretending to be a 12-year-old and living with a family for over a year.

Brazilians have found the fountain of youth. What does that mean for the cosmetics and plastic surgery industries?

same price as it was 1998, gold was around 250 at that time

Anyone have a control number or stream so I can watch the shareholder meeting?

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SPACEX BAGGIES WHAT IS YOUR RESPONSE???!?!??! edition

>Links for temporarily disgraced potential billionaires (in real terms) and future reference for bulls
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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1hCrypto industry aghast at Illinois' new tax on holding or transferring digital assets in state budget - CoinDesk

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17mWinklevoss Twins’ Gemini Is the Latest Crypto Firm to Enter France - Bloomberg

17mBhutan sends $34.5 million in bitcoin to Binance, holdings fall below 1,750 BTC: Arkham - The Block

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47mMexican billionaire with 70% of his investment portfolio in bitcoin says it's better than real estate - CoinDesk

1hSenators Introduce Bipartisan Resolution Opposing SBF Pardon - Decrypt

1h‘He had his day in court:’ Sens. Lummis and Gallego press Trump not to pardon former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried - The Block

1hA new Bittensor proposal would turn validators into something like fund managers - CoinDesk

2hBitcoin holds below $65,000 as Warsh faces first FOMC test and Strategy concerns linger - The Block

2hBenchmark sees Coinbase moving past ‘cyclical crypto brokerage,’ reiterates $270 price target - The Block

3hCrypto Hedge Funds Gear Up for ‘Token Mania’ After 2023 Rebound - Bloomberg

3hCathie Wood Goes Into Bitcoin Futures ETF, Dumps Grayscale - Bloomberg

3hHeir to 135-year Gulf dynasty is moving a $6 trillion trade market onto blockchain rails - CoinDesk

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3hCoinbase to Offer Spot Crypto Trading Outside US in Global Expansion - Bloomberg

3hEx-CS Executive Debuts Crypto Trading Venue for Banks - Bloomberg

3hThree Fed signals that could make bitcoin pop - CoinDesk

3h‘Long-term holders are hodling’: K33 says record supply metric suggests bear market may be nearing an end - The Block

4hUniswap Jumps Double Digits as Standard Chartered Eyes $100 UNI by 2030 - Decrypt

4hForget retail traders: The real multi-trillion-dollar crypto future is building infrastructure for machines - CoinDesk

4hZama, Morpho and Steakhouse launch first ‘confidential DeFi yield’ vault on Ethereum - The Block

5hHouse, Senate Strike Deal on Housing Bill With CBDC Ban Through 2030 - Decrypt

5hAustralia’s High Court backs regulator in Block Earner crypto yield case - The Block

7hSenate, House reach agreement on housing bill banning CBDC through 2030 - The Block

7hFidelity, Other Bitcoin ETF Applications Refiled by Cboe to SEC - Bloomberg

8hBitGo offers Europe’s crypto firms a MiCA-compliance lifeline as license deadline looms - CoinDesk

9hCrypto PAC's $12 million Senate candidate, Barry Moore, wins Alabama GOP primary - CoinDesk

9hBinance.US Reaches Agreement With SEC to Avoid Full Asset Freeze - Bloomberg

9hBitcoin Bounces Off Recent Lows for Biggest Gain in Six Weeks - Bloomberg

9hBitcoin, Crypto Stocks Jump After US Court Paves Way for ETF - Bloomberg

9hLive markets: A bitcoin bottom signal flashed as holders absorbed 125,000 BTC in June - CoinDesk

10hUS gaming industry groups urge Senate to ban sports prediction markets in crypto bill: report - The Block

10hTrump-backed World Liberty Financial nears OCC approval for federal trust charter: report - The Block

18hU.S. senators urge Treasury not to leave states out of GENIUS Act stablecoin process - CoinDesk

18hCrypto Exchange Binance Will Be Rejected for EU Regulatory License: Reuters - Decrypt

18hBipartisan senators push Treasury to uphold states’ authorities under the GENIUS Act - The Block

19hCoinbase Gears Up to Launch Tokenized Stock Trading, Crypto and Equities Options - Decrypt

19hCoinbase intoduces AI advisor, stock options, and pre-IPO markets in finance push - CoinDesk

19hCoinbase unveils ‘System Update’ unlocking an AI advisor, global unified liquidity, options trading and more - The Block

20hHow The FTX Collapse Shook The Bahamas - Bloomberg

20hPump.fun activity craters 80% in three months, dragging Solana fees lower as traders rotate into perps - The Block

20hNorth Korean Hackers Pushed Crypto Thefts to Record $3.8 Billion Last Year (Podcast) - Bloomberg

20hSEC Is Not the Right Regulator for Stablecoins, Circle CEO Says - Bloomberg

20hThis Week in Crypto: Ukraine War, Marathon Digital, FTX - Bloomberg

20hFidelity Picks Jane Street, Cumberland to Trade Bitcoin for Potential ETF - Bloomberg

20hJapan Rates Hit Three-Decade High, But No ‘Meaningful Disruption’ to Crypto Market - Decrypt

21hSquid adds Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin for cross-chain swaps - The Block

21hBitcoin DeFi demand concentrated in small-but-deep pockets, Rootstock exec says - The Block

22hCoinbase launching tokenized US stocks, backed 1:1, with holders able to receive dividends - The Block

23hRipple invests in Flutterwave, pushing its stablecoin and XRP Ledger into payments across Africa - CoinDesk

23hEthereum’s biggest protocol overhaul in years moves into its final development stage - CoinDesk

23hCoinbase to join tokenized stock race with onchain shares, dividend payments - CoinDesk

23hRobinhood Trims Headcount by 10% Amid Crypto Revenue Crunch - Decrypt

23hMANTRA to be acquired by Inveniam, backer that invested $20 million last year - The Block

23hForward Solana treasury stock jumps 8% as smaller DATs reject acquisition bids - The Block

June 16, 2026, 5:00 pmBinance says its European regulatory application is compliant despite report of Greek rejection - CoinDesk

June 16, 2026, 5:00 pmState Street targets stablecoin reserve boom with new money market fund - CoinDesk

June 16, 2026, 5:00 pmBinance Prepares for EU Exit With Local License in Limbo - Bloomberg

June 16, 2026, 5:00 pmSEC Chair Atkins defends CFTC’s Selig despite questions over agency’s ability to regulate prediction markets - The Block

June 16, 2026, 4:30 pmRace to Turn AI Compute Into a Commodity Spurs New Crypto Boom - Bloomberg

June 16, 2026, 4:30 pmBinance may be forced to halt services for EU clients next month: Reuters - The Block

June 16, 2026, 4:00 pmScale of Stablecoin Adoption in Nigeria Makes Risks 'More Pronounced', Says IMF - Decrypt

June 16, 2026, 4:00 pmState Street launches GENIUS-compliant money market fund for stablecoin issuers - The Block

June 16, 2026, 4:00 pmBitcoin’s rally and HYPE’s record run mask a market still waiting for real conviction, analysts say - The Block

June 16, 2026, 4:00 pmWorld Cup Exposes Growing Global Rift Over Prediction Markets - Bloomberg

June 16, 2026, 4:00 pmRipple buys into Flutterwave Series E at $3.2 billion valuation, backs RLUSD integration - The Block

June 16, 2026, 4:00 pmGate CrossEx: An Exchange-Native Answer to the Institutional Capital Fragmentation Problem - The Block

June 16, 2026, 3:30 pmThis AI builds you a business, runs it, and settles payments in USDC - CoinDesk

June 16, 2026, 3:30 pmLedn says bitcoin-backed lending market could reach $1 trillion as securitization attracts institutional capital - The Block

June 16, 2026, 3:00 pmRobinhood cuts 10% of staff, expects $28 million in restructuring charges - The Block

June 16, 2026, 3:00 pmBlackRock launches new Bitcoin ETF that generates income using a covered call strategy - The Block

June 16, 2026, 3:00 pmHyperliquid ETFs Draw In $172M Since Launch as HYPE Hits All-Time High - Decrypt

June 16, 2026, 2:30 pmCoinbase, AWS enable publishers on CloudFront and WAF to charge AI agents via x402 protocol - The Block