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I'm smokin 80k pak

>i would trust this man with my life!
Who's the grifter that you fell for?

bobo fomo edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
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Previously on /smg/
>>62185604

What role will Trump memecoin play in the 4th Industrial revolution?

Five years ago I had sold RLC for a 30% gain and then watched it 20x when it was listed on coinbase. Oh it ain't worth shit now, but I was mad as fuck back then.

How much do you think it would cost me to fuck Jenna Haze's nose?

Just dropping this gem still early go fuck yourself anyway

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How much money do I need to make in order to fuck this woman?

I wanna sue the company for burn out me with their 9 to 5 waging pay check jobs.

This is a bull trap, please anons just heed my warnings. I don't want a single one of you to lose even one satoshi when this comes crashing down.

TO THE MOON

Scams pump the hardest, which of these will outpump the other?

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I haven't claimed my chainlink staking rewards yet but I'm going to tomorrow.

Is there anything worth keeping? Brickken seems to be the only token that hasn't seen an absolute token price collapse. There are a few other ones that don't seem that to have collapsed totally but most of them have.

Should I just claim and sell it all instantly or do any of these projects have any promise in them? I do have a bunch of SXT staking from the previous years LINK staking rewards but that seems to have been a mistkae looking at the token price

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The airdrop is expected to be huge.
You should look into it
https://app.extended.exchange/join/CRYPTOPIA

How do I learn economics on my own as someone with decent math knowledge?

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13hPolicy Summit and other things at Consensus 2026: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

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16hNorth Korea's Crypto Hack Playbook Won't Work on Canton Network, Says Digital Asset CEO - Decrypt

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May 2, 2026, 11:00 pmCryptoQuant says bitcoin’s April price surge was ‘speculative’ as spot demand remains weak, warns of correction risk - The Block

May 2, 2026, 9:30 pmLeading Iranian crypto exchange Nobitex was founded by sons of elite political family tied to supreme leaders: Reuters - The Block

May 2, 2026, 7:00 pmBrazil's central bank bans stablecoin and crypto settlement in cross-border payments - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 6:30 pmCrypto industry backs CLARITY Act yield compromise, pushes Senate Banking for markup - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin's 'hazardous' airdrop: Why developers are warning against Paul Sztorc’s eCash fork - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 6:00 pmCoinbase says deal reached on Clarity Act stablecoin yield, clearing path to long-stalled Senate markup - The Block

May 2, 2026, 3:30 pmThe $292M crypto hack exposed DeFi's weak spots. Here’s what must change, insiders say - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 8:30 amNew Bitcoin quantum proposal offers Satoshi Nakamoto a way to prove control without moving BTC - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 1:00 amCoinbase Says Deal Reached on Key Part of Crypto Market Bill - Bloomberg

May 2, 2026, 12:00 amClarity Act text lets crypto firms offer stablecoin rewards while shielding bank yield - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 11:30 pmA16z backs CFTC, says state-by-state rules on prediction markets create ‘barrier to impartial access’ - The Block

May 1, 2026, 11:30 pmJPMorgan says rising stablecoin use may not lead to similar market cap growth - The Block

May 1, 2026, 10:00 pmPolymarket and Kalshi’s combined lifetime volumes hit $150 billion in April - The Block

May 1, 2026, 9:30 pmEthereum Foundation Sells $23 Million More in ETH to Tom Lee's BitMine - Decrypt

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May 1, 2026, 8:30 pmEthereum Foundation finalizes sale of 10,000 ether to BitMine as part of its treasury strategy - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 8:00 pmParadigm researcher proposes timestamp ‘escape hatch’ to protect Satoshi-era bitcoin from quantum threats - The Block

May 1, 2026, 7:00 pmEuropean crypto asset manager CoinShares records $7.4 billion AUM in first annual filing since Nasdaq listing - The Block

May 1, 2026, 6:30 pmTether posts $1.04 billion Q1 profit, reaches $8.23 billion reserve buffer - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 6:00 pmAI agent forms its own company, gets ready to trade crypto - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 6:00 pmEthereum ETFs Shed $184M Over 4-Day Negative Streak - Decrypt

May 1, 2026, 5:30 pmTether Reports Billion-Dollar Q1 Profit Amid Crypto Slump—And Says Audit Has Begun - Decrypt

May 1, 2026, 5:00 pmWisdomTree’s crypto ETPs reported net inflows of $137 million in Q1 - The Block

May 1, 2026, 4:30 pmDogecoin Hits 2-Month High as DOGE Mining Firm Plans to Go Public via Merger - Decrypt

May 1, 2026, 4:30 pmCrypto onramping solution Fun raises $72 million Series A co-led by Multicoin Capital and SignalFire - The Block

May 1, 2026, 4:00 pmSenators Warren, Wyden Quiz Commerce Secretary Lutnick Over Tether Loan to Children’s Trust - Decrypt

May 1, 2026, 3:30 pmTether posts over $1 billion Q1 profit as reserve buffer reaches record $8.2 billion - The Block

May 1, 2026, 3:00 pmTrump Family Crypto Project Quietly Sold as Holders Got Stuck - Bloomberg

May 1, 2026, 2:30 pmMoonPay launches stablecoin debit card for AI agents on Mastercard network - The Block

May 1, 2026, 2:30 pmClear Street Signs Up to Kalshi in Prediction Markets Push - Bloomberg

May 1, 2026, 2:00 pmBrazil central bank prohibits crypto use in regulated cross-border payments under new FX rules - The Block

May 1, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin Closes April Up 12% as Strategy's MSTR Posts First Positive Month Since July - Decrypt

May 1, 2026, 1:30 pmBitcoin bounces as big tech earnings fuel optimism; short-term pressures remain - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 1:30 pmSBI Holdings eyes stake in crypto exchange Bitbank to build digital asset powerhouse - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 1:00 pmSouth Korean Court Lifts Bithumb's Six-Month Business Suspension - Decrypt

May 1, 2026, 1:00 pmSBI Holdings in talks to acquire stake in crypto exchange Bitbank, eyes subsidiary status - The Block

May 1, 2026, 12:00 pmSouth Korean court grants stay on Bithumb’s six-month suspension pending final ruling: reports - The Block

May 1, 2026, 12:00 pmAI Agents Are Becoming Day Traders, But Gains Are Elusive - Bloomberg

May 1, 2026, 11:00 amRiot reports $33 million in first data center revenue as AMD doubles contracted capacity - The Block

May 1, 2026, 10:00 amBithumb scores a legal win in South Korea as six-month suspension is lifted by local judge - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 12:30 amU.S. senators won't be weighing in on prediction markets bets after banning themselves - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 11:30 pmArbitrum DAO starts vote to release 30,766 frozen ETH to DeFi United, following Kelp DAO attack - The Block

April 30, 2026, 11:30 pmCrypto market structure bill nears May push as ethics disputes and Trump ties cloud path forward - The Block

April 30, 2026, 10:00 pmCrypto hacks hit record high in April as exploits kept piling up - The Block

April 30, 2026, 9:30 pmSenate Votes to Ban Senators and Staff From Using Prediction Markets - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 9:00 pmSenate moves to ban themselves from prediction market trading amid insider concerns - The Block

April 30, 2026, 9:00 pmNorth Korean Hackers Have Stolen $6 Billion in Crypto—Including 76% of 2026's Spoils: TRM - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 8:30 pmSenators Warren, Wyden press Tether and Commerce Secretary Lutnick over loan to family trust - The Block

April 30, 2026, 8:00 pmCrypto Is the Most Muted Topic on Elon Musk’s X, Ahead of Politics: Product Head - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 8:00 pmCoinbase’s ‘CUSHY’ stablecoin fund to launch tokenized share class via Superstate in Q2 - The Block

April 30, 2026, 7:30 pmSenator Warren questions Commerce Secretary Lutnick on Tether loan to family - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 7:30 pmPolymarket Launches Market Integrity Tools Following Soldier’s Insider Trading Arrest - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 7:00 pmMegaETH Token Launches as Ethereum Layer-2 Network's Novel Rewards System Is Tested - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 6:30 pm99.2% of omni-chain Tether-backed stablecoin holders have less than $1,000 USDT0 - The Block

April 30, 2026, 6:30 pm‘Not circular’: Benchmark defends Strategy’s STRC bitcoin accumulation model - The Block

April 30, 2026, 6:00 pmGemini eyes prediction market challenge to Kalshi, Polymarket, secures derivatives license; shares surge - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 6:00 pmTwenty-One Weighs Mergers With Strike, Elektron to Create Publicly Traded Bitcoin Giant - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmGemini Gains Key CFTC Approval to Expand Prediction Market, Perps Offerings - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmPolymarket taps Chainalysis to police insider trading as it seeks $15 billion valuation, CFTC signoff - The Block

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmPolymarket taps Chainalysis to bring Wall Street-level oversight to crypto prediction markets - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmSolana yield exchange Exponent raises $5 million seed led by Multicoin Capital - The Block

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmAnchorage Digital and M0 team up to power next wave of regulated stablecoins - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 5:00 pmBitcoin miner MARA to acquire Long Ridge in $1.5 billion Ohio gas plant deal - The Block

April 30, 2026, 4:30 pmBanks push to slow stablecoin law as Agora races for charter - CoinDesk