Where are all the Sell in May'sayers?

Wagie run
Wagie flew
Wagie tore his shirt in two
Run, run, the bossman gonna get you
Run wagie run, well you better get away

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Michael Burry now holds a $1B short:

$912M in PLTR and $187M in NVDA.

What does he know?

How do I get a work wife?

reminder to mentally note when massive wicks happen, price usually returns there and is a good position to enter/exit swings

also what the icp volume doin?

>even my favorite Korean prostie is making fun of me
What the fuck am I supposed to do now bros? Things are looking pretty grim.

Does Burak still write blog posts? I enjoyed reading them

Guess what happens to altcoins when consumer sentiment goes back up.

There’s going to be a large ETC opening up soon. They control the float on the token and will prepare to wash trade it up for ETF secondary liquidity. If you can guess what it is , then you will become very wealthy very soon. It’s a crypto token , but soon it will very valuable soon.

This is the clue.

“Crime is legal if you are the ______________”

Martin Shkreli: do not bother with investing if you have less than $200k

bloated disgusting faggot

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I would never gonna date a zoomete because they’re completely behaving not adorable like a domesticated animal.

Day 1713 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

So what happened here? It's taken the Brazilian apes at Rayls over 9 days after their mainnet launch to deploy/not deploy LayerZero after the entire Kelp DAO exploit, so they haven't been able to push marketing.

If they don't migrate to stinky linkies I think JP Morgan and MasterCard will just withdraw from the billions coming in and this might end up going down in the books for not moving during a market that's actually going well and with CLARITY Act during the 14th and USDr might end up being nothing.

Does anyone here actually know what's even going on? In deployed endpoints the metadata for the Rayls Mainnet is there but it's purely a template.

How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomer girl who works at a drive thru I go to every Saturday? I'm 35 years old and I don't want to make it weird by accident. How can I tell if she into me or not?

I don’t get the hate toward Sergey. He is literally doing this for us. This shit takes time. Link will be the only coin that rises from the ashes. Everyone else will be fucked. And only 4chan will win. As how we all want it.

A couple weeks ago one of you schizos posted this coin and claimed Jeff bezos was buying (who knows)
I waited for the first dump and bought in. Probably one of the juiciest trading opportunities I've had in awhile
Thank you anon

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14hAustralian Police Seize Millions in Bitcoin From Alleged Darknet Marketplace Operator - Decrypt

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15hLayerZero issues public apology for Kelp DAO exploit response, admits fault in single-verifier setup - The Block

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18hCrypto wallets are being rebuilt for AI agents, Trust Wallet and Mesh executives say at Consensus Miami - CoinDesk

18hBlackRock deepens tokenization push with new onchain fund offerings - CoinDesk

18hLayerZero says it ‘made a mistake’ in $292 Million Kelp exploit - CoinDesk

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May 8, 2026, 9:00 pmSEC chair Atkins signals new rules for onchain markets, AI-driven finance - CoinDesk

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May 8, 2026, 2:00 pmCoinbase blames AWS for hours-long crypto trading outage - CoinDesk

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May 8, 2026, 1:30 pmBernstein says Coinbase’s ‘everything exchange’ strategy is gaining traction despite weak first-quarter results, sees 71% upside - The Block

May 8, 2026, 1:30 pmArbitrum DAO Votes to Unlock $70 Million for Kelp DAO Exploit Relief - Decrypt

May 8, 2026, 1:30 pmSenator Warren presses Meta over stablecoin trial ahead of 2026 rollout plans - The Block

May 8, 2026, 1:00 pmCoinbase Resumes Trading After Seven-Hour Exchange Outage - Bloomberg

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May 8, 2026, 12:30 pmECB’s Lagarde flags euro-denominated stablecoins as financial stability risk, diverging from Bundesbank stance - The Block

May 8, 2026, 11:30 amSouth Korea tightens oversight of firms moving crypto overseas: report - The Block

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May 8, 2026, 11:00 amCoinbase resumes trading after hours of AWS-linked disruption - The Block

May 8, 2026, 11:00 amTaiwan news anchor indicted for allegedly taking crypto payments from China to produce propaganda, bribe soldiers - The Block

May 8, 2026, 9:30 amArbitrum DAO approves $70 million ETH release for Kelp DAO recovery - The Block

May 8, 2026, 8:00 amAptos commits $50 million across ecosystem projects, including agentic AI - The Block

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May 7, 2026, 11:00 pmTom Lee Says BitMine May Slow Ethereum Buys After Amassing Nearly $12 Billion of ETH - Decrypt

May 7, 2026, 11:00 pmCoinbase Swings to a Loss While Posting Another Revenue Drop - Bloomberg

May 7, 2026, 10:30 pmJPMorgan says bitcoin is gaining over gold as debasement trade after Iran conflict - The Block

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