its in front of your face anon. it always is

>cant get a job
>gibs get cockblocked all the time
the fuck am i supposed to do?

the us treasury is naked shorting oil futures right now to artificially slow down and depress the oil prices. imagine a GME style international buying frenzy on oil futures to push up the price and force the treasury to pay up after naked shorting billions of dollars worth of oil. if we make this shit go viral we can have our revenge. this is the real MOASS. the final boss

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It's over for US

I watched a video what if you had a trillion dollars and really puts into perspective how pointless it all is.
If you had that much money you couldnt spend it all even if you wanted to. What would you do then. The best you could hope for to feel something is funding a squidgames i guess.

I will buy $80 ETH in 2028 when the S&P is down 70% and microtragedy is forced to sell and nukes crypto.

People like me stay winning.

I dont think kims crime division generates nearly enough money for it having immunity and access to a captive population of intelligent koreans. They should be generating way more than just 6 billion. They could be doing things such as making ships pay protection money idk.
To put it into perspective the cartel makes 50 billion a year.

I spent so much time on a job application just to realize I called them the wrong company name on my cover letter

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Pain and suffering edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previously on /smg/ >>61979430

wtf is a real job and how do you get one?

my bitcoin is stuck in the strait of hormuz

Last thread: >>61938409

Its been almost 2 weeks and we didn't breach top of last bullrun's "first selloff". IF we will fall from here, and won't touch 90K ish anymore, then now would be a very perfect time to short.

Let's trade scalps, anon. Mine is brown but healthy and flowing with hair. I'll take one white bald scalp for mine. What do you say? Help a brother out here.

Why haven't you bought Gold chud?

What are you investing in right now?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVvyzGAErhq/

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squeeze edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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