I believe in us anons. I believe we will make it. We will retire our mom's. We will retire our dad's. We retire ourselves. Smart money makes money, so be smart!

buying a house is financial suicide unless you get an absolute bargain

What do chuds invest in?

Not a single meaningful post from Benjamin 'Always Right' Cowen as of late. Remember how insufferably loud he was from Nov-Feb? I guess the motivation to post is difficult when you're eventually proven wrong. It's going to be an awkward 6-18 months for a lot of bears on this place.

I dont feel so good right now

why are people pretending the economy is bad? yeah gas prices are up a bit but the stock market is way up.

bitcoin is closer to 100k than it is to the bottom (that you missed)

everything is fine goyim

Gooning to mercy porn, browsing 4chan, investing in crypto, watching anime daily, all while living the lifestyle of a hedonistic perverted rich financier. He basically lives your lives, just at the jewish level.

I surrender

What is this body type called?

Why do bankers hate the Clarity ACT and Trump?

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc [Embed]
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E [Embed]
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE [Embed]

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain

Last time on /GME/: >>62179680

How much do you think it would cost me to fuck her nose and cum on it?

i present to you, opportunity to own a piece of G Squirrel, the most gangsta squirrel on the chain.

High energy costs means no mining which means BTC will hit 1 million by 2027. If you aren't going all in your fucking stupid.
Cap my post

MUU looks like easy 25% here based on momentum

I bought some LINK around 80cts and sold it back for BTC at around 1.4$

In 2022, solana is the most promising crypto, this year there is Trump coin that is the talk of the town.

1hUS spot bitcoin ETFs draw $532 million as inflows extend to a third day, led by BlackRock and Fidelity - The Block

27mCoinbase Australia launches crypto support for self-directed retirement funds - The Block

2mDeFi lender Aave asks court to block $71 million crypto seizure tied to North Korea claims - CoinDesk

2hRipple to share North Korean threat intelligence with crypto firms - CoinDesk

3hStanChart’s VC Arm Backs Crypto Firm GSR at $1 Billion Valuation - Bloomberg

6hCrypto stocks rally amid Clarity Act momentum; Circle jumps nearly 20% - The Block

6hBank Groups Say Senate Stablecoin Rewards Proposal ‘Falls Short’ - Bloomberg

7hBank trade groups say Senate stablecoin reward fix ‘falls short’ amid deposit protection concerns - The Block

7hAI’s Hottest Private Companies Have Booming Crypto Shadow Market - Bloomberg

9hSC Ventures named first external shareholder of GSR following strategic investment - The Block

10hAave Fights to Unfreeze $71 Million as Kelp DAO Hack Spills Into Court - Decrypt

11hExodus payments pivot hits ‘critical threshold,’ opens new revenue streams: Benchmark - The Block

12hGameStop's $55.5 billion eBay takeover bid puts its $368 million bitcoin stash in the crosshairs - CoinDesk

14hSouth Korea’s largest crypto exchange Upbit launches Ethereum blockchain with Optimism Foundation support - The Block

14hBanks Stay Tight-Lipped as Senators Reveal Proposed Clarity Act Stablecoin Deal - Decrypt

14hBinance adds protection against physical threats as problems with crypto wrench attacks persist - The Block

14hAave fights court-ordered $73 million ETH freeze, argues ‘a thief does not own what he steals’ - The Block

14hWestern Union Launches USDPT Stablecoin on Solana via Anchorage Digital - Decrypt

15hTexas Residents Sue MARA Holdings Over Bitcoin Mining Noise - Decrypt

15hCoinbase-incubated Base network adopts Succinct’s zero-knowledge tech - The Block

15hSEC Delays Rollout of ETFs Tied to Prediction Markets: Reuters - Decrypt

16hShopify and National Bank of Canada are among backers of a new digital currency built to settle trades 24/7 - CoinDesk

16hBitcoin Climbs Above $80,000 for the First Time Since January - Bloomberg

16hSEC pumps the brakes on prediction market ETFs set to debut this week: Reuters - The Block

16hDTC to begin tokenized asset rollout in July ahead of full launch as it gets feedback from BlackRock, Circle and others - The Block

16hBitMine Buys $240 Million in Ethereum as Tom Lee Heralds Arrival of 'Crypto Spring' - Decrypt

16hCrypto VC Haun Ventures raises $1 billion for funds investing in blockchain and AI - The Block

16hDTCC Reveals Launch Plans for Tokenization Service With Wall Street Giants Onboard - Decrypt

17hFINRA green lights Securitize for tokenized IPO underwriting and custody - The Block

17hKraken’s parent company alleges custodian Etana misappropriated $25 million - The Block

17hWestern Union launches USDPT stablecoin issued by Anchorage on Solana - The Block

17hWall Street giant DTCC plans tokenized securities platform with July pilot, October launch - CoinDesk

17hStrategy Skips Bitcoin Buy as BTC Hits $80K for First Time Since January - Decrypt

17hBitMine adds 101,745 ETH for $238 million in third straight weekly buy above 100,000 tokens - The Block

18hGameStop Makes $55.5 Billion Offer to Acquire eBay - Decrypt

18hBinance is launching a withdrawal lock to help deter crypto wrench attacks - CoinDesk

18hStablecoin startup Rain joins Mastercard as a Principal Member - The Block

18hTrump Family’s World Liberty Claims in Lawsuit That Justin Sun Shorted WLFI, Crashed Price - Decrypt

18hTom Lee says 'crypto spring' started as largest Ethereum treasury buys $238 million in ether - CoinDesk

18h‘Meritless PR stunt’: Justin Sun downplays Trump-backed WLFI defamation countersuit as frozen token dispute escalates - The Block

18hTrump-Linked World Liberty Sues Justin Sun for Defamation - Bloomberg

18hTrump-affiliated World Liberty sues Justin Sun for 'defamation' after Tron creator's lawsuit - CoinDesk

19hBitcoin scaling layer Citrea rolls out CTR token and dual treasury model - The Block

19hKraken's parent company Payward alleges $25 million crypto custody fraud in lawsuit against Etana and firm's CEO - CoinDesk

19hA beginner’s guide to stablecoins - CoinDesk

19hA beginner’s guide to AI - CoinDesk

19hSOL Strategies to acquire cross-chain swap aggregator Houdini for $18 million - The Block

20hKraken parent Payward closes $550 million Bitnomial deal, securing full CFTC derivatives stack - CoinDesk

20hOCBC to Acquire HSBC Indonesia’s Retail, Wealth Assets - Bloomberg

20hBitcoin stalls near $80,000. Stocks and ETF inflows still point to a breakout. - CoinDesk

21hCoinbase boosts Solana trading with DFlow integration - CoinDesk

23hNorth Korea blames ‘reptile media’ over reports of crypto theft - The Block

May 4, 2026, 9:30 amKraken parent Payward completes Bitnomial acquisition, unlocking US crypto derivatives offering - The Block

May 4, 2026, 7:30 amStrategy pauses bitcoin buys before Tuesday earnings - CoinDesk

May 4, 2026, 7:00 amThe Funding: How DeFi hacks could hit crypto funds - The Block

May 4, 2026, 6:30 amBitcoin rises past $80,000, breaking ‘major’ psychological resistance zone - The Block

May 4, 2026, 5:30 amBitcoin Tops $80,000 for Three-Month High as Asian Stocks Rise - Bloomberg

May 4, 2026, 5:30 amMichael Saylor’s Strategy pauses weekly bitcoin purchases ahead of Q1 earnings release - The Block

May 4, 2026, 12:00 amNew York AG settles for $5 million with Uphold in first enforcement action against a crypto yield product promoter - The Block

May 3, 2026, 9:00 pmPolicy Summit and other things at Consensus 2026: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

May 3, 2026, 9:00 pmNorth Korea terrorism creditors move to seize Arbitrum-frozen Kelp DAO ETH ahead of DeFi United vote - The Block

May 3, 2026, 6:00 pmNorth Korea's Crypto Hack Playbook Won't Work on Canton Network, Says Digital Asset CEO - Decrypt

May 3, 2026, 4:30 pmCrypto is at bottom of U.S. voters' priorities heading into elections, CoinDesk survey shows - CoinDesk

May 3, 2026, 4:30 pmAmericans still prefer banks over crypto for financial access, CoinDesk's survey shows - CoinDesk

May 3, 2026, 4:30 pmU.S. voters don't trust Trump administration to oversee crypto sector, CoinDesk poll finds - CoinDesk

May 3, 2026, 3:30 pmMike Cagney’s second act: Turning blockchain into Wall Street’s new plumbing - CoinDesk

May 3, 2026, 12:30 amBlackRock urges OCC to drop tokenized reserve cap idea, expand eligible assets in GENIUS Act comment letter - The Block

May 2, 2026, 11:00 pmCryptoQuant says bitcoin’s April price surge was ‘speculative’ as spot demand remains weak, warns of correction risk - The Block

May 2, 2026, 9:30 pmLeading Iranian crypto exchange Nobitex was founded by sons of elite political family tied to supreme leaders: Reuters - The Block

May 2, 2026, 7:00 pmBrazil's central bank bans stablecoin and crypto settlement in cross-border payments - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 6:30 pmCrypto industry backs CLARITY Act yield compromise, pushes Senate Banking for markup - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin's 'hazardous' airdrop: Why developers are warning against Paul Sztorc’s eCash fork - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 6:00 pmCoinbase says deal reached on Clarity Act stablecoin yield, clearing path to long-stalled Senate markup - The Block

May 2, 2026, 3:30 pmThe $292M crypto hack exposed DeFi's weak spots. Here’s what must change, insiders say - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 8:30 amNew Bitcoin quantum proposal offers Satoshi Nakamoto a way to prove control without moving BTC - CoinDesk

May 2, 2026, 1:00 amCoinbase Says Deal Reached on Key Part of Crypto Market Bill - Bloomberg

May 2, 2026, 12:00 amClarity Act text lets crypto firms offer stablecoin rewards while shielding bank yield - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 11:30 pmA16z backs CFTC, says state-by-state rules on prediction markets create ‘barrier to impartial access’ - The Block

May 1, 2026, 11:30 pmJPMorgan says rising stablecoin use may not lead to similar market cap growth - The Block

May 1, 2026, 10:00 pmPolymarket and Kalshi’s combined lifetime volumes hit $150 billion in April - The Block