SO GO AHEAD AND TALK SHIT
TALK SHIT BOUT ME
GO AHEAD AND TALK SHIT ABOUT MY B-B-BITCOIN

Clarity Act emergency talks collapse with accusations against Trump and the UAE over crypto corruption.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/morning-minute-trumps-crypto-entanglements-133102806.html

I lived with my mom and paid her $1000 a month for rent because she was old and in bad health. Well she has since passed away and I inherited the house (and a 200k mortgage which I paid off completely in one shot with my gains)

Now I've done the math on the monthly bills and with property tax, electricity, gas, water tax, garbage tax, and internet bill I'm paying.... $1000 a month

Fourteen thousands, just think about it!

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake"

panican edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>61789531

The current plan is to let ETH go back to $2800, which is exactly when the bulls will think the bull market is back, then we'll dump it again. See you in two weeks.

He knew too much

Hey /biz/, I'm beginning a long process of storing sugar for the future as an investment. I think the world is running out of energy, and processed sugar is energy in a form ready for human consumption. It can be stored for centuries, and it costs ~$1 per pound. This could be a way to get rich and save lives in the very distant future

The current plan is to use
55 gallon open head steel oil drums
55 gallon mylar bags (5 mil)
55 gallon semi rigid drum liners (24 mil)
lots of dessicant packets
lots of white sugar

this could change as I figure out wtf im doing

HODL MEN!
JUST 8 MORE YEARS AND WE CAN LIVE OUR LIVES

Wtf is this

i need 10k, can anyone spoon feed me the fastest way

https://nitter.poast.org/VinnyLingham/status/2019095567557865967#m

The AI bubble is on its last legs. Everything from crypto to stocks will nuke harder than it has since 2008.

You have been warned.

Instead of losing 1.1% of my money to inflation this year, I'm down 70% from holding crypto

One dumbass on Xitter says goygold and now that's all you retards can call Bitcoin. This place has fallen off so hard. You're just downstream from Xitter

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>check bitcoin thread between WoW sessions
HAHAHAHAHAHHA HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS OVER

No dude its really fucking over. The total crypto market cap is like 5% of the total US stock market. You guys are going to literally crash the world economy with your meme coin bullshit.

21mEarly Bitcoin Dev Calls on Adam Back to Resign After Epstein Files Revelations - Decrypt

21mPrediction Traders Are Betting Bitcoin Will Fall Below $65,000 - Bloomberg ($)

1hBessent grilled over Trump-linked World Liberty Financial, says Treasury doesn’t have the power to ‘bail out bitcoin’ - The Block

1hWall Street giant CME Group is eyeing its own 'CME Coin,' CEO says - CoinDesk

1hCan the Government 'Bail Out' Bitcoin? Congressman Prompts Bizarre Exchange With Treasury Secretary - Decrypt

1hBitcoin Falls to $72,000 as Traders Navigate a ‘Crisis of Faith’ - Bloomberg ($)

1hVitalik Buterin Moves $29 Million Worth of Ethereum—Here's Why - Decrypt

2hNewly unsealed DOJ files link Jeffrey Epstein to a 2014 investment in Coinbase - CoinDesk

2hUBS CEO Details Crypto Plans Following Report of Bitcoin, Ethereum Trading for Wealthy Clients - Decrypt

3hFrom 'Ethereum’s sidekick' to standalone stars: How Vitalik Buterin’s latest pivot is forcing Layer 2s to grow up - CoinDesk

3hNomura defends crypto strategy as it limits short-term volatility at Laser Digital - CoinDesk

3hRipple Broadens Institutional DeFi Access With Hyperliquid Integration - Decrypt

4hSpanish lender BBVA joins EU banks' stablecoin venture to challenge digital dollars - CoinDesk

4hFidelity’s stablecoin FIDD goes live for retail and institutional investors - The Block

5hTether Scales Back $20B Funding Push After Investor Resistance: Report - Decrypt

5hUBS CEO targets direct crypto access and ‘fast follower’ tokenization push amid strong 2025 results - The Block

5hVitalik Buterin Calls for Inclusion of Prediction Markets, DAOs in Creator Coin Ecosystem - Decrypt

5hCrypto analytics firm TRM Labs reaches unicorn status following $70M Blockchain Capital-led Series C - The Block

6hSentiment Shifts on Strategy's Bitcoin Bid as Crypto Market Selloff Deepens - Decrypt

7hHow your brain may drive bitcoin higher - CoinDesk

8hCrypto.com Unveils US Prediction Markets Platform as Legal Pressure Mounts on Rivals - Decrypt

8hPrediction markets and permissionless perps on Hyperliquid: Exploring HIP-3 and HIP-4 - The Block

9hCrypto’s wealthy investors and industry leaders see IPO hype waning in 2026 - CoinDesk

10hSouth Korean crypto CEO gets 3-year prison term in market manipulation case: report - The Block

10hOver 60% of crypto press releases are linked to high-risk or scam projects, study finds - CoinDesk

11hIncognito Market founder sentenced to 30 years for crypto-based dark web drug market - The Block

13hOperator of Crypto-Fueled Dark Web Drug Market Sentenced to 30 Years - Decrypt

13hCanada’s investment watchdog sets new rules for crypto custody - The Block

13hBitwise to acquire crypto staking provider Chorus One: Bloomberg - The Block

14hNevada Moves to Bar Coinbase’s Prediction Markets Without State Gaming License - Decrypt

14hIncognito Market founder Rui-Siang Lin sentenced to 30 years in crypto darknet drug marketplace case - CoinDesk

15hBitwise Asset Management to Buy Crypto Staking Firm Chorus One - Bloomberg ($)

17hArk Invest scoops up more Bitmine, Circle shares as crypto slump continues - The Block

17hBitcoin-Led Crypto Rout Erases Nearly Half a Trillion in a Week - Bloomberg ($)

18hAlleged Bitcoin Ransom Note Sent to TMZ in Case Involving 'Today' Show Host's Missing Mother - Decrypt

18hAave Labs sunsets Avara ‘umbrella brand’ and Family wallet as it refocuses on DeFi - The Block

20h'We Need a New Path': Ethereum Founder Vitalik Buterin Rips Up L2-Focused Roadmap - Decrypt

21hBitcoin’s Pain Trade Inflicts Maximum Punishment on Shareholders - Bloomberg ($)

22hCrypto Dev Launches Site for AI to Hire Humans - Decrypt

23hFrance Considers Restricting VPNs to Support Under-15 Social Media Ban - Decrypt

23hJeffrey Epstein Invested in Bitcoin Firm Blockstream, Invited Founder Adam Back to Island - Decrypt

23hTrump's White House won't tolerate attacks on the president in crypto bill, adviser says - CoinDesk

23hCanada’s investment watchdog rolls out crypto custody rules to avoid another QuadrigaCX - CoinDesk

23hU.S. Treasury probes crypto exchanges over Iran sanctions evasion, TRM Labs says - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 8:00 pmBitcoin Drops to Lowest Price Since Trump’s Victory - Bloomberg ($)

February 3, 2026, 8:00 pmRobinhood CEO’s AI startup sponsors former Eclipse founder accused of sexual misconduct - The Block

February 3, 2026, 8:00 pmEpstein Backed Coinbase in Crypto Exchange’s Early Years - Bloomberg ($)

February 3, 2026, 6:00 pmVitalik Buterin reevaluates Ethereum’s rollup-centric roadmap, arguing L2s decentralized ‘far slower’ while base layer advanced - The Block

February 3, 2026, 6:00 pmGalaxy Digital Shares Dive Following $482 Million Q4 Loss - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 5:00 pmS&P projects 1,600x upper-bound increase in euro stablecoin issuance to $1.3 trillion by 2030 - The Block

February 3, 2026, 4:30 pmY Combinator opens stablecoin funding option for startups starting Spring 2026 - The Block

February 3, 2026, 4:30 pmStandard Chartered Cuts Near-Term Solana Forecast, Sees $2,000 by Decade's End - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 4:00 pmAvalanche Policy Coalition unveils advisory council, calls for ‘global energy’ as crypto rules across the world take shape - The Block

February 3, 2026, 4:00 pmKraken parent company Payward posts 33% growth in full-year revenue - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 3:30 pmNon-custodial crypto wallet Safe reports fivefold revenue jump in 2025, not yet at ‘break-even’ profitability - The Block

February 3, 2026, 2:30 pmPresident Trump says he was unaware of $500 million UAE investment in World Liberty Financial - The Block

February 3, 2026, 2:30 pmFlare unveils new way for XRP holders to earn yield through a massive DeFi upgrade - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 2:30 pmNovogratz’s Galaxy Posts Wider-Than-Expected Loss During Crypto Crash - Bloomberg ($)

February 3, 2026, 2:00 pmAustralian Banks Imposing 'Unlawful Regulatory Ban' on Crypto, Says Coinbase - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 1:30 pmBitcoin bulls, forget the official stats, U.S. inflation is crashing in real time - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 1:00 pmDeFi’s quiet strength: Value locked on platforms holds as market selloff tests traders - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 1:00 pmTether launches open-source Bitcoin mining OS to challenge proprietary software - The Block

February 3, 2026, 12:30 pmSenator Warns of 'Potentially Criminal Conduct' Over UAE-World Liberty Financial Deal - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 12:00 pmAave founder buys $30 million mansion in London’s Notting Hill amid luxury market slowdown: report - The Block

February 3, 2026, 12:00 pmDeFi doyen Stani Kulechov buys $30 million mansion in London’s Notting Hill: Bloomberg - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 11:30 amIs crypto dead, or is there hope for 2026? With Jordi Alexander and Zaheer Ebtikar - The Block

February 3, 2026, 11:30 amElon Musk’s xAI opens crypto expert role amid $1.25 trillion SpaceX merger - The Block

February 3, 2026, 9:30 amUpbit partner KBank files stablecoin wallet trademarks ahead of IPO - The Block

February 3, 2026, 9:00 amElon Musk's xAI is hiring crypto specialists to train its AI models - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 7:00 amArizona Attorney General Issues Warning as Crypto ATM Scams Hit Older Adults - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 7:00 amBitcoin miners get an open-source alternative as Tether launches MiningOS - CoinDesk

February 3, 2026, 6:00 amBitcoin Stalls After Weak Rebound as Options Signal Caution - Bloomberg ($)

February 3, 2026, 12:30 amWill GameStop Dump Its Bitcoin? CEO Says ‘Way More Compelling’ Move Ahead - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 12:00 amStablecoin Yield Deadlock Persists in White House Crypto Talks - Bloomberg ($)

February 3, 2026, 12:00 amHyperliquid Eyes Prediction Markets With ‘Outcome Trading’ Proposal - Decrypt

February 3, 2026, 12:00 amCZ pushes back against Binance 'FUD' as blame game for crypto crash persists - CoinDesk

February 2, 2026, 11:30 pmElon Musk merges AI company xAI with rocket company SpaceX to build AI in space - CoinDesk

February 2, 2026, 11:30 pmInside the White House talks between crypto firms and banks on stablecoin rewards - The Block

February 2, 2026, 11:00 pmThe Link Between Trump's Fed Pick and Tether's 'Made in America' Stablecoin - Decrypt

February 2, 2026, 10:30 pmOpera Shares Jump After MiniPay Wallet Adds Support for Tether's USDT - Decrypt