oil is the new silver

i graduated from Montana State University, the degree is useless, i remember back in 2012 people told me ill be swimming in money, all the jobs dont pay well at all, i should just run away somewhere but every retard on tiktok is giving away the idea of moving out of the usa, now every cheap country is getting more expensive and full of indians.
uni aint worth it if it isnt a paid scholarship for an ivy league.

Is this a sign that the power structure is shifting and I should invest in China?

Prisencolinensinainciusol edition https://youtu.be/bQDY3HFkh_Y

What are some jobs where you dont have to interact with your coworkers?

thanks for playing cucks

The markets are already rising.
You missed the discount.

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oil not dumping edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
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>>62069372

It was created only a few days ago.

Considering Quantum computing will change everything soon… does this Quantum Pepe shitcoin have any sort of significance to the last?

I know a lot of us here take a liking to Pepe the frog, so I figured I’d share. The floor continues to organically rise.

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are perpetual futures going to reshape global commodity investing? previously rolling over futures contracts lead to 10%+ decay and deterring large investment. now on DEXes shorts are PAYING longs 300% for oil futures

Why do normies unironically take pride in being a slave? I was talking to my coworker and bitching about working and he unironically got offended

That the global ponziconomy is on its dead bed and about to go belly up. It appears as well that a large scale advertising campaign is being run to use Trump as a scapegoat to hide behind and memory hole 70 years of fuck ups by "liberals" or rather communists.

What are the chances that this advertising campaign is going to be as successful as the last one. For those that already forgot the last advertising campaign, fail files meme, Trump is Epstein, that was bank rolled by Bloomberg, the Maiselas and similar DNC close actors

>work at big jewish fortune 20 mega corp
>executive retards droning on about AI for 6 months
>wagies get tasked with leading week long AI workshops
>company gives us multiple AI subscriptions
>no one uses AI, completely worthless
>VPs and directors openly making fun of AI mania
the top is just about in.

Should I try paying down my $2000 credit card debt with my part-time income or use my student loan to pay it off? My student loan doesn't accumulate interest and doesn't need to be paid until 6 months after I graduate (2 more years).

Casino Royale: Boris Yeltsin.

Le Chiffre: Rich Kyanka.

Quantum of Solace: Ban Ki-Moon.

Mister White: Heath Ledger.

Skyfall: Richard Coughlin.

Raoul Silva: Ted Blanchard.

Target: Pope John Paul II.

Ernst Stavro Blofeld: Harold Goldwater.

Target: Vladimir Putin.

Safin Lucypher: Joseph Biden.

Nolan Trilogy, Gotham, Obama Election, Hanoi Special Intelligence Services, Mossad Irish Republican Army.

$5 trillion dollars got erased from the S&P in a matter of a month. Why isn't anyone saying anything about this?

long weekend edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

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>>62068705

1hHere’s why bitcoin’s drop below $68,000 raises the risk of a crash under $60,000 - CoinDesk

1hCoinbase becomes the latest crypto company to get conditional US approval for a trust charter - DL News

1hCircle unveils plans for wrapped bitcoin token cirBTC - The Block

1hCoinbase - DL News

50m‘Alive and well:’ Solana memecoin honoring 193-year-old tortoise Jonathan rallies following April Fools’ prank - The Block

50mTrump Admin Backs Prediction Markets With Lawsuits Against Illinois, Arizona and Connecticut - Decrypt

50mCoinbase Links Up With Linux Foundation to Launch x402 Foundation - Decrypt

20mHyperliquid gains ground on centralized exchanges as perps market share nears 6% - The Block

9mHow these key crypto regulatory dates in Q2 will affect the industry - DL News

9mCFTC sues Illinois, Gov. Pritzker in escalating fight for jurisdiction over prediction markets - The Block

9mAs digital asset treasuries face ‘acute stress,’ this Bitcoin firm continues to buy - DL News

39mCFTC sues Illinois over state's cease-and-desist letters against prediction markets - CoinDesk

39mCoinbase wins initial bank regulator nod for trust charter, boosting custody push - CoinDesk

39mSolana Meme Coin Linked to Death Hoax for 194-Year-Old Tortoise—Who Is Very Much Alive - Decrypt

39mCoinbase receives conditional approval for national trust charter from OCC - The Block

39mCoinbase Gets Conditional Approval From Banking Regulator—But Isn't Launching a Bank - Decrypt

1hAs World Cup nears, CZ–backed YZi Labs increases investment in prediction market startup Predict.fun - The Block

1hKroll gives Ripple Prime ‘medium quality’ rating citing strong backing, concentration risks - The Block

1hCoinbase Says It Wins Conditional US Approval for Trust Charter - Bloomberg

1hHow a Solana feature designed for convenience let attackers drain more than $270 million from Drift - CoinDesk

1hElon Musk's X to deploy scam kill switch by auto-locking first-time crypto mentioners - CoinDesk

1hBitcoin trims big loss, stocks erase 2% decline, as Iran signals cooperation on key shipping route - CoinDesk

1hQ1 was bad for crypto, but industry say things are looking up - DL News

1hCFTC Settles With Former FTX Engineer for $3.7M, Closing First Individual Case - Decrypt

2hTradfi players that offer crypto services set to muscle out crypto exchanges – report - DL News

2hTelegram Wallet integrates Lighter to roll out in-app perpetual futures trading to 150M+ users - The Block

2hWill new crypto tax ‘ploy’ save this political party from an election wipeout? - DL News

2hNorth Koreans hackers likely behind $286 million Drift Protocol exploit: Elliptic - CoinDesk

2hUS Attorney's Office Recovers $600K in Crypto Fraud Scheme Targeting Ledger Wallet Owners - Decrypt

2hCryptoQuant says bitcoin demand remains in ‘deep contraction,’ but price could bounce to $71,500–$81,200 - The Block

2hOil shock, Iran war risk keep crypto investors on sidelines: Grayscale - CoinDesk

2hPump.fun leads $1 million pre-seed funding round into livestream prediction markets startup Pumpcade - The Block

2hPolymarket taps Pyth Network to resolve new US equity and commodity markets - The Block

3hThe 'time pain' trap: why bitcoin’s bear market might need a few more months of ‘boring’ to hit a true floor - CoinDesk

3hCoinbase, Cloudflare, Stripe Push to Shape Future of AI Money - Bloomberg

3hTech, crypto giants to help steward Coinbase’s neutral x402 payments protocol under Linux Foundation - The Block

3hCoinbase’s AI payments system joins Linux Foundation, gathers support from Google, Stripe, AWS and others - CoinDesk

4hMetaplanet Adds 5,075 BTC in Q1, Becomes Third Largest Bitcoin Treasury - Decrypt

4hBitcoin falls below $66K as crowded shorts hint at upside risk ahead of Easter holiday: analysts - The Block

4hWorld Liberty Financial gets ‘DDD’ grade from new crypto risk rating firm - DL News

4hSoFi announces 24/7 banking hub that blends traditional cash with crypto - CoinDesk

4hStartup lets researchers mine blockchain tasks on a quantum computer for the first time - CoinDesk

4hSoFi launches ‘Big Business Banking’ combining fiat and crypto on a single regulated platform - The Block

5hPay USDT and we’ll carry out ‘any form of revenge you like,’ say South Korean criminals - DL News

5hEurope's first blockchain IPO is here: France’s new exchange is taking aerospace firm public onchain - CoinDesk

5hCoinbase CLO: Clarity Act Deal on Stablecoin Yield 'Very Close' - Decrypt

5hThe ‘wash trading’ bust: Why the feds are finally calling out crypto’s dirty little liquidity secret - CoinDesk

5hBitGo launches stablecoin minting and redemption for institutions - The Block

6hCrypto markets tumble as oil surges and traders pile into bearish bets: Crypto Markets Today - CoinDesk

6hCrypto startups raised $5 billion in Q1 — here are the top 10 funding rounds - DL News

6hNon-custodial wallet provider Safe unveils security network to turn SAFE tokens into economic good - The Block

7hBitcoin, Gold, and U.S. Stocks Dive as Trump Pledges to Hit Iran ‘Extremely Hard’ - Decrypt

7hThe bitcoin treasury boom is unwinding as some companies and governments sell holdings - CoinDesk

7hMetaplanet adds 5,075 bitcoin, bringing total holdings to 40,177 BTC to become third-largest among public companies - The Block

7hBeyond T-bills: OpenEden introduces tokenized high-yield corporate bond - CoinDesk

7hDrift says $280M exploit tied to ‘sophisticated’ admin takeover; ZachXBT criticizes Circle over USDC handling - The Block

7hMetaplanet acquires 5,075 BTC, jumps to third largest bitcoin treasury company - CoinDesk

8hAlabama governor signs bill creating legal framework for DAO-like nonprofit entities - The Block

8hClarity Act will ‘progress’ within 48 hours, Coinbase chief legal officer says - DL News

9hRussia is about to roll the dice on crypto regulation. Here’s its playbook - DL News

9hBitcoin Tumbles With Stocks as Trump Signals Harder Iran Strikes - Bloomberg

10hRipple Treasury puts XRP and RLUSD inside corporate finance for the first time - CoinDesk

11hBitcoin traders keep chasing Trump’s Iran noise. The real signals are elsewhere. - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin Tumbles as Trump Signals Harder Iran Strikes - Bloomberg

12hOil trader takes $17 million hit as tokenized crude rivals bitcoin liquidations - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin, ether, solana slide further as Trump threatens to hit Iran 'extremely hard' - CoinDesk

14hCoinbase CLO Grewal says Clarity Act ‘very close’ to reaching deal on stablecoin yield - The Block

19heToro rolls out crypto trading in New York three years after receiving BitLicense - The Block

19hThese Three Altcoins Just Got Leveraged Crypto ETFs - Decrypt

20hMonad tops $350 million TVL milestone as low fees, falling FDV signal caution - The Block

20hCharles Schwab, Citadel-backed EDX joins list of crypto firms seeking national trust bank charter - The Block

20hSolana DeFi Exchange Drift Protocol Exploited, Upwards of $285 Million Stolen - Decrypt

21hCitadel-backed EDX Markets applies for U.S. trust charter to expand institutional crypto services - CoinDesk

21hSolana-Based DeFi Project Drift Hit by $285 Million Exploit - Bloomberg

21hSolana-based Drift Protocol investigates possible $270m exploit - DL News

21hBithumb crypto exchange stretches IPO timeline to 2028 - The Block

22h‘Not an April Fools joke’: Major Solana-based trading platform Drift exploited for at least $200 million - The Block

22hSolana DeFi platform Drift investigates suspicious activity, tells users to halt deposits - CoinDesk

22hGalaxy Digital's testnet suffers hack but no client funds or information were compromised - CoinDesk

22hFed's Barr Says Stablecoins Need Tighter Controls to Fight Money Laundering - Decrypt