Apparently someone can just steal the GDP of Fiji and walk away....

>here since 2017
>580k networth 1 year ago
>320k right now despite spending nothing
life is agony

Hehe north kore hack am i rite its totally not cz cashing out his xmas bonus am i rite saaars? Hehe totally not a distribution chart saaars 250k eoy! Deploying more capital gays, hodl mode till then blady!
Oh and tether is frozen madarchod, totally not an inside job saaar!(Like paolo wont reprint it back to cz later kek)
You newfags and your cex naivety will always suprise me goys!
Get a fucking wallet my niggers!

how tf is gold worth 3x as much as platinum?

>get banned from binance due to MiCA
>binance funds not safu
Eurochads, why do we keep on winning?

It's so obvious. The fecaloid is truly a cursed creature from hell.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cwg7xp8kx4v5o

How do we break this curse?

Behold: the self-loan!

If you can afford to pay a carried credit card balance, then you can afford to not get the card (or chop up the card and pay it off first) and instead invent a phantom debt to yourself to pay toward every paycheck until you have built up a couple grand in savings. If you have savings already then you're in luck and can skip the last part (unless your debts exceed your savings)!

What you are going to do with that savings is this... CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW CREDIT ACCOUNT, credit limit being the value of that account at the start! If you make a purchase, you are not "spending savings" or "swiping your CapitalOne or AMEX card," you are opening a personal loan to yourself at interest, with realistic terms you find workable though you should charge yourself credit card interest rates so your money grows from you paying yourself back. You will then pay yourself back according to those terms.

Pic is my spreadsheet. I run sheets in parallel for each purchase I made (like emergency new tire, or plumber bill, or whatever). Yes I set my own interest rate to 100% to make slow-payment really expensive. If I don't pay to the pay cycle amount, the estimated time to payoff grows and more interest to myself is collected.

I can handle this head game on my own, but I know many goyim can't. If you need a family member or [responsible] best friend to keep you honest then show them your sheet and savings account balance + transactions, so he can audit you and admonish you for being a bad little goy if you don't make yourself right.

With this neat trick, you will cease paying interest to banker jews while becoming self sufficient. You can also begin teaching them this trick and keeping them honest with themselves. Beware, your goyfriends are more likely to pay off institutions than pay you off, and they will prefer jewcards over self sufficiency for stupid shit like "miles" and "cash-back." Little retards! :^)

And there is still a maximum of 21 million Bitcoins available funds are safu

if my memory serves me it took about 3 days for people to panic when terras ust depegged to realize days prior there had been massive withdrawals from the UST liquidity pool on Curve. Also, FTX liquidity crises had happened 2 days before the market crashed. Panic hasn't set in yet. The initial sell off is smart money before the rest catch up. Even though I've been out of the markets for 3 years with not a single dollar in crypto I'm actually excited again to be able to buy back in at a discount.

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Daily reminder

Remember anons there will always be an exchange hack or related liquidation event in Q4 of the post post halvening year causing the real bottom of the 4 year cycle. Some people may have a different opinion but we don't trade on opinions we trade on facts.

CHING CHOONG! LING LOOOOOONG!!! marafoka

The real takeaway from the hack is knowing which assets can and cannot be frozen.

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>henlo, im the ceo
>yes give me all the crypto
>all of it is except xrp
>mmhm mmhm
>thanks

So it's that easy to hack into Binance.

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Thanks for funding our nuclear weapons programs, military and infrastructure for decades crypto chuds.

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How $6.3 Billion Compares to North Korea's Economy

• Larger than their entire export economy: Before this hack, North Korea's total annual legitimate exports (mostly coal, iron ore, and textiles sent to China) were estimated at roughly $300 million to $900 million. This single hack generated many times what the entire country earns from trade in a year.
• A massive chunk of their GDP: North Korea's total annual Gross Domestic Product (GDP) is estimated by South Korea’s central bank to be around $24 billion to $30 billion. This single Binance heist instantly increased the regime's available capital by roughly 20% to 25% of their entire annual economic output.
• Years of military funding at once: The regime's estimated annual defense budget typically hovers around $4 billion. The unfrozen portion of this hack alone ($3.3 billion) can fund nearly an entire year of their military and missile operations, while the gross $6.3 billion completely reshapes their national security budget for years to come.

13mRecord Binance Hack Shows No Crypto Firm Is Too Big to Breach - Bloomberg

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3hBitcoin Drops on Binance Hack as Stock Selloff Also Weighs - Bloomberg

3hCrypto's longtime foe, North Korea's Lazarus Group, likely behind Binance hack: blockchain sleuths - CoinDesk

4hBitcoin slides below $77,000, BNB drops amid Binance hack - The Block

7hBinance hack drained wallets backing customer assets, reserve data shows - CoinDesk

8hBinance Hacker Hunts for Exit Ramps as DeFi Exchanges Pause Markets - Decrypt

9hBinance Founder CZ Says Crypto Exchange ‘May Have Been Hacked’ - Bloomberg

9hBinance Drained of $5.5 Billion in Suspected Hack, Tether and Circle Freeze $1.8 Billion - Decrypt

9hBinance investigating hack as suspicious outflows reach up to $5.8 billion - The Block

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10hPotential multi-billion Binance hack hitting crypto markets - CoinDesk

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12hPolymarket Pauses Trading as Prediction Market Investigates Security Incident - Decrypt

12hPolymarket pauses trading after $2.65 million exploit, says third-party provider was compromised - The Block

12hPolymarket Trading Halted After Reports of Stolen Funds - Bloomberg

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14h4M Bitcoin Bought Above $85K Could Cap Recovery: Glassnode - Decrypt

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15hCrypto exchange HTX exits the UK after settling with the FCA - CoinDesk

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16hHYPE surges 15% as NYSE parent ICE moves to bring Hyperliquid perps to US - The Block

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18hPolygon adds Solana to payment stack linking bank accounts, crypto and payouts - The Block

19hAs $10 billion in bitcoin options near expiry, the tell is in the pricing - CoinDesk

19hU.S. sanctions Russian nationals for laundering millions in crypto for North Korean IT workers - CoinDesk

19hTreasury Sanctions 11 Over North Korean IT Worker Scheme That Moved Millions in Crypto - Decrypt

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21hBermuda taps WalletConnect to advance its onchain economy plan - CoinDesk

21hThai Supreme Court rules bitcoin is property after thief challenges conviction - CoinDesk

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October 29, 2026, 7:30 amAI found a way to crash bitcoin nodes on Windows and Macs. It's now public - CoinDesk

October 29, 2026, 7:00 amEthereum clients patch flaw that could let attackers redirect ETH rewards - CoinDesk

October 29, 2026, 6:30 amUtah charges predictions platform Kalshi with illegal gambling - CoinDesk

October 29, 2026, 5:00 amMystery Wall Street Journal ad sparks new fight over tokenized stocks - CoinDesk

October 29, 2026, 2:30 amBitcoin Traders Brace for Swings on $11 Billion Options Expiry - Bloomberg

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October 28, 2026, 6:30 pmRobinhood earnings miss, crypto weakness fail to shake Wall Street’s bullish outlook - The Block

October 28, 2026, 6:30 pmStrategy Shareholders Approve Daily Dividends on Preferred Stock, With 99.3% in Favor - Decrypt

October 28, 2026, 6:00 pmCrypto Perp Trades During Oil Frenzy Raise Spoofing Specter - Bloomberg

October 28, 2026, 6:00 pmAptos Advisor Leaves Post, Moves Meme-Fueled Campaign to Meta Stock - Decrypt

October 28, 2026, 5:30 pmCoinbase adds Ripple’s RLUSD stablecoin across retail, exchange and Prime platforms - The Block

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October 28, 2026, 4:30 pmAvail launches ShieldTX privacy tool targeting copy-trading bots on Hyperliquid - The Block

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October 28, 2026, 4:00 pmCrypto braces for potential shift in congressional oversight after midterms - The Block

October 28, 2026, 3:00 pmHouse Oversight Chair Comer Probes Delaware Plan for AI-Run Companies - Decrypt

October 28, 2026, 2:30 pmJPMorgan, Coca-Cola, Dell also say 'no' to OKX-ICE tokenized tock trading plan - CoinDesk

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October 28, 2026, 1:00 pmXRP Ledger developers propose creating wallets with zero XRP for stablecoin payments - CoinDesk

October 28, 2026, 12:30 pmBithumb Says Hackers Accessed Internal System, Leaking Personal Data - Decrypt

October 28, 2026, 12:30 pmGoogle to preview crypto custody security system as AI threats grow - CoinDesk

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