Oil going down, stocks up, crypto up. how does he do it?

Rentoids have it rough.

Apologize

This cost me 45 euros in a fucking Bulgaria. Fuck this shit /biz/

Where does money actually come from?

>wake up
>Find this in you're inbox
What do?

Will the Straight of Bitcoin actually do anything significant to the price?

Help, I got my dick stuck in the funace and the heat is starting to get to me

WTF are normies doing? What are they even spending money on?
Now women refuse to have kids because it'll nuke their lifestyle, while destitute browns have 10 kids.

>buy diapers
>food cost is negligible
>hand me down clothes
>wife does child care
>public school is free

I bet /biz/ could raise a kid on 20k.

Bubble has popped. Crypto bullrun is never coming back. Consider yourself lucky it went up only for the past 15 years despite all of it being a scam with zero real world utility. AI is the new bubble but they don't let the goyim profit from it. Crypto was your only generational lifetime opportunity, plenty enough time to become a millionaire. ...You did become a millionaire, right?

lol lmao

White Kid Is Going To Kill All The Women In This Country! Financially!

Can AI use crypto for anything?

new economy, new rules, if you aren't making AT LEAST 250k a year you are a peasent bottom-feeder.
I'm 22 and only making 90k which is nigger-cattle tier, even buying a decent boomer-shed shitbox in the suburbs is unaffordable. When is this system inevitably going to collapse?

>be average crypto retail investor q1 2024
>I would give my left nut to buy at lower prices
>prices go lower
>doesn't buy
They will do the same thing this year.

Is solo travel worth it? How long should I take off? Where should I go?

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Discuss FX, strategies, macro, and share courses/infographics via mega, youtube or whoop or whatever

WHAT IS FOREX?
Trading currency pairs (EUR/USD, etc.) — speculating on economies.

SESSIONS
Asian: slow
London: volatility
NY: peak volume

START HERE
Babypips (free basics)
Investopedia (concepts)
YouTube (avoid gurus)
Demo trade (MT4/5, TradingView)
DON’T use real money yet

CORE BASICS
Pips, lots, spread
Leverage (danger)
Risk 1–2%
S/R, trends
News (CPI, NFP)

STRATS
Scalp / Day / Swing / Position

TOOLS
MAs, RSI, MACD, Fib
Price action

RISK (MOST IMPORTANT)
Use stop-loss
R 1:2+
No revenge trading
Overtrading = death

Most lose due to:

No discipline
Overleverage
Emotions

MACRO
Rates, CPI, NFP, GDP, geopolitics
Follow calendars + central banks

TOOLS
TradingView, MetaTrader, Myfxbook

MISTAKES
Easy money mindset
Buying signals
Ignoring risk

RULES
Post charts/setups
No spam or shilling
Share resources

FINAL
Consistency > wins
Survival > profits
Discipline > strategy

Protect capital or you’re done.

Post setups. Learn. Don’t get rekt.

Not even aggro boomer Trump tweets are moving the market up or down anymore

If AI is so smart why don't you just use it to get rich in stocks?

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16hFederal judge blocks Arizona from bringing criminal charges against Kalshi - CoinDesk

19hUS government moves bitcoin possibly linked to steroid distribution conspiracy - The Block

20hCrypto bill negotiations enter critical week as lawmakers return amid pressure to resolve stablecoin rewards - The Block

20hWinklevoss Twins’ $330 Million Gemini Loans in Focus After Rout - Bloomberg

20hAI agents reshaping crypto development, trading and risk, with Cambrian and Ethereum Foundation - The Block

21hJustin Sun’s frozen WLFI takes $11 million hit as World Liberty brushes off liquidation fears - The Block

21hWorld decreasing WLD token unlock rate by over 40% starting in July - The Block

21hHow Telegram plans to turn crypto into a global payments network - The Block

22hElon Musk's SpaceX Is Nearing Its $1.75 Trillion IPO—Bitget Is Offering Pre-IPO Exposure - Decrypt

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April 10, 2026, 6:00 pmTrump-Linked WLFI Erases $427 Million From Market Cap on DeFi Loan, Token Unlock Proposal - Decrypt

April 10, 2026, 6:00 pmStar Xu calls CZ a ‘liar’ as founders of world’s largest crypto exchanges argue over past allegations - CoinDesk

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April 10, 2026, 3:00 pmBinance offers UAE staff temporary relocation as Middle East conflict disrupts region - CoinDesk

April 10, 2026, 2:00 pm‘It’s time to pass the Clarity Act’: Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong backs Bessent’s crypto bill push - The Block

April 10, 2026, 2:00 pmBinance Offers Temporary Relocation to UAE-Based Employees - Bloomberg

April 10, 2026, 2:00 pmInstitutions' bitcoin positioning lacks conviction; CPI, Iran talks might help - CoinDesk

April 10, 2026, 1:30 pmTD Cowen cuts Strategy price target to $350, initiates coverage of Sharplink, Strive, Nakamoto and Smarter Web with buy ratings - The Block

April 10, 2026, 1:00 pmHSBC and Anchorpoint Financial gain first Hong Kong stablecoin issuer licenses - The Block

April 10, 2026, 1:00 pmStarkWare researcher proposes ‘quantum-safe’ Bitcoin transactions without a soft fork - The Block

April 10, 2026, 12:30 pmBitget debuts IPO Prime market with SpaceX pre-IPO exposure token - The Block

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April 10, 2026, 11:30 amJapan moves to classify cryptocurrencies as financial products - CoinDesk

April 10, 2026, 11:30 amHSBC and Standard Chartered-led group land Hong Kong’s first stablecoin licenses - CoinDesk

April 10, 2026, 11:00 amJapan’s cabinet approves bill to classify crypto assets as financial products: Nikkei - The Block

April 10, 2026, 9:00 amXRP may be less exposed to quantum threats than bitcoin, experts say - CoinDesk

April 10, 2026, 8:30 amWorld Liberty defends borrowing position on Dolomite, dismisses liquidation concerns as ‘FUD’ - The Block

April 10, 2026, 5:00 am‘It is decentralization theatre’: Covenant AI exits Bittensor, TAO drops 15% - The Block

April 10, 2026, 2:30 am'Operation Atlantic': US and UK Team With Firms to Trace, Freeze Millions in Stolen Crypto - Decrypt

April 10, 2026, 12:30 amTD Cuts Bitcoin Giant Strategy's Price Target, Calls Ethereum Treasury Sharplink a ‘Buy’ - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 11:30 pmCrypto’s Hunt for Bitcoin Creator Satoshi Raises Existential Risks - Bloomberg

April 9, 2026, 11:30 pmPepe May Follow Dogecoin to Wall Street—But ETF Investors Aren't Buying Meme Hype - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 11:30 pmHow Prediction Markets Turned the World Into a Casino - Bloomberg

April 9, 2026, 11:00 pmGalaxy stock rallies 11% after annual report shows core business profitable despite $241 million net loss - The Block

April 9, 2026, 10:30 pmCryptoQuant says bitcoin, ether rally driven by new long positions in perpetual futures - The Block

April 9, 2026, 10:30 pmBitcoin and Ethereum Open Interest Rises, Signaling Renewed Risk Appetite: CryptoQuant - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 10:00 pmBinance’s Changpeng Zhao claims U.S. crypto rivals ‘paid millions’ to block his pardon - The Block

April 9, 2026, 9:30 pmIran’s Sanctions-Busting Crypto Ambitions Grow on Toll Payments - Bloomberg

April 9, 2026, 9:00 pm‘This is a lot’: Tornado Cash developer Roman Storm’s fate is unclear, judge says - The Block

April 9, 2026, 8:30 pmUS Secret Service freezes $12 million in crypto tied to global fraud in Operation Atlantic - The Block

April 9, 2026, 8:30 pmAlphaTON Capital looks to raise $43 million to bolster Telegram’s Cocoon AI infrastructure - The Block

April 9, 2026, 7:30 pmSecuritize names ex-SEC official Brett Redfearn as president ahead of public listing - CoinDesk

April 9, 2026, 7:30 pmAnother Solo Bitcoin Miner Hits the Jackpot, Scoring $225K BTC Reward - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 7:30 pmPotential buyers are circling Winklevoss-backed crypto exchange Gemini - CoinDesk

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April 9, 2026, 6:30 pmTrump’s Mar-a-Lago memecoin gala collides with correspondents’ dinner, raising attendance questions - The Block

April 9, 2026, 6:30 pmTreasury Secretary Bessent Slams Crypto Industry 'Nihilists' as Clarity Act Remains in Limbo - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 6:30 pmCME Bitcoin futures activity slumps to 14-month low as basis trade unwind drains institutional demand - The Block

April 9, 2026, 6:30 pmTD Cowen says White House stablecoin report unlikely to change hurdles for crypto bill, sees even tougher path ahead - The Block

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April 9, 2026, 6:30 pmTom Lee's BitMine Uplisted to NYSE as Ethereum Firm Expands Buyback Program to $4 Billion - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 5:30 pmBithumb Files to Seize Bitcoin From Holdouts After $43B Blunder - Decrypt

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April 9, 2026, 5:00 pmBitMEX co-founder donates $5 million to Nigel Farage’s Reform UK party - CoinDesk

April 9, 2026, 5:00 pmFormer SEC, JPMorgan exec Brett Redfearn joins Securitize as president - The Block

April 9, 2026, 4:30 pmTom Lee’s Bitmine uplists to NYSE with 4.8M ETH and $4 billion buyback authorization - The Block

April 9, 2026, 4:30 pmStablecoin FX nears ‘institutional-grade’ parity with bank rails in LATAM and East Africa: report - The Block

April 9, 2026, 3:30 pmMeet the Anti-Trump Crypto Developer Running for Congress in Virginia - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 3:30 pmBinance Wallet rolls out gas-free prediction markets via Predict.fun integration - The Block

April 9, 2026, 3:00 pmBanks are treading carefully on stablecoins despite market growth, S&P Global says - CoinDesk

April 9, 2026, 2:00 pmZachXBT uncovers North Korea-linked IT worker network generating $1M monthly via crypto payment flows - The Block

April 9, 2026, 2:00 pmFartcoin Leads Altcoin Slump With Double-Digit Drop - Decrypt

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April 9, 2026, 1:00 pmBitMEX Co-Founder Ben Delo Reveals $5.4m Donation to Farage’s Reform UK - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 12:30 pmDOJ, CFTC argue Kalshi’s sports and event contracts are financial swaps as Arizona enforcement escalates - The Block

April 9, 2026, 12:30 pmStrategy’s Michael Saylor says bitcoin likely bottomed near $60K, suggests quantum risk is overblown - The Block

April 9, 2026, 12:00 pmMorgan Stanley Bitcoin ETF Draws In $31M on First Trading Day - Decrypt

April 9, 2026, 12:00 pmBithumb moves to seize assets over mistaken $8 million bitcoin dispute - CoinDesk

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