How much do I have to lift in order to fuck her?

Why would A.I. not lead to more jobs? It's not like the autopilot made less cargo pilots, but more.

ITT: post your dream houses for when you /makeit/

How much money do I have to have make in order to hook up with the cute blonde gen z girl who works at a drive thru I go to every weekend?

I literally cannot afford gas.

>go on csfloat and find a weapon from one of the old cases
>find someone who opened one like 10 years and click on the profile and make sure to set max age at the bottom to 120 days so you know the person that you are adding is active

>add them and ask for there cases and assume they dont know the real world value

im not sure if this would actually work but im hoping some oldfucker doesnt know these cases are worth hundreds of dollars

Rate my gf

Prove me wrong!
These multi-trillion dollar valuations akin to Anthropic make no sense. There are currently so many models, even free ones to be exact, using one over the other gives no advantage. With so many on the same knowledge base, big names have blurred into the background.
Do you know anyone who pays to use AI?

>Search Engines are Totally Useless Now...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8P6MTOQlyk

>Search Engine Wars: Data from 1995 to 2024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_2WSGGuVOs

>What Searching the Web Was Like Before Google
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfiLJA-Mv9w

if you didn't buy ZEC, you should stop calling yourself an investor

I don't really have a dog in this fight because I'm a stocks guy but Alex Jones doesn't really talk about crypto that much so maybe it means something.

https://rumble.com/v7f4qs8-financial-bombshell-government-regulators-bragging-about-their-plans-to-sei.html

Alex also claims that governments will apparently confiscate XRP someday because banks or something.

No comment

Why do I get a feeling the cute blonde gen z girl thinks I'm cute and wants to have sex with me? I'm 35 years old btw, I don't know if that matters?

War on Fatty Liver Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous:
>>62662693

War on Fatty Liver Disease Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous:
>>62662693

I've been actively swing trading for the last 4 months, before that I was just using Index funds. I am up 31% YTD from around 15% when I started in June. Is it luck? I am a genius? Will I make it? Trading in my Roth, btw. Including my controbution for the year I am up 44% YTD.

Why is there no arb thread??

I knew robinhood was using Arb, I know PONS and memes on robinhood chain will probably be pretty big over the coming year or three… down like 90% from the $2 peak in 2024, only at like 1.2B mcap and 1.7B FDV. Seems like a good buy still, maybe especially if it pulls back 20-30%. Why not?

How to make half a billion sell out and disappear?

I'll be seeing you on the level playing field.
https://x.com/FloridaGators/status/2095954271061557497

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7rxIZ3z0S4s
Will you be watching /biz/'s anime?

AUD$9t plus the Great Reset to peg to Goulter Generator energy output as REAL MONEY TOKENIZED.

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September 4, 2026, 12:30 amUtah Becomes First State to Target VPNs in Age-Verification Crackdown - Decrypt

September 4, 2026, 12:00 amBitcoin Miner Ditches Site for AI Deal That Could Top $1.2 Billion - Decrypt

September 3, 2026, 11:00 pmCoinbase seeks SEC greenlight to list 24/7 equity perpetuals - The Block

September 3, 2026, 10:30 pmCrypto market cap surges to $2.82 trillion as Zcash leads rally alongside stocks - The Block

September 3, 2026, 10:30 pmBernie Sanders Pushes Bill to Ban Advanced AI Development - Decrypt

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September 3, 2026, 8:30 pmBitcoin ETFs Rebound as Ethereum and XRP ETFs End Winning Streaks - Decrypt

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