70k, next stop 700k

lol this is a nothing burger

Wheat, cotton, cattle, cocoa..
With the disruption in energy (and fertilizer) these could go up a lot.

I can’t wait till oil reaches $200 a barrel. How do I profit from this?

This piece of shit got sold for $5 million recently. Fuck this gay world

How can I make like $15 a week completely effortless? What are you guys doing?

Any other color ygmi, just DON'T BE BROWN!!

>Trump ended subsidies, so Honda had to cancel EV models in the US market because Americans don't buy EVs
>Elsewhere, they can't compete with Chinese brands
https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/honda-expects-fy202526-loss-up-43-bln-review-ev-strategy-2026-03-12/
>Now Honda and other Japanese brands are focusing on India hoping that Indians will buy their EVs
Will this strategy work?

THE ECONOMY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Was listening in on an Oblivion NPC conversation today, one of the participants was a college student who said he dropped out because "there's no point in school I can just ask AI everything now"

Is this a top signal also how fucked are we

WTFFFFFFFFFFF

BOOTS ON THE GROUND EDITION

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smg thread
>>61969043

females owe me sex

>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe". Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other "not safe for work" content is NOT allowed.
Nice porn ad on this blue board, thanks jannies! I say we triple their pay

This pizza sucks. They should take the buyout.

you know Americas altogether lose about 27 billion to unauthorized subscriptions or "subscription traps" if you will. you know whose especially vulnerable to this? old people. what if you create some sort of online business with some sort of product that's especially targeted towards them? like skin cream that "makes" them looks 20 years younger or diet pills

youtube.com/watch?v=NikuIurQtiM

Is this really the fastest polymarket bot?

Tryna copy some 5 minute crypto traders

https://x.com/TradeOnsight/status/2032120873579151662?s=20

High oil prices are good for the economy.

How do we short a country?

Anyone got any copium for me please? I’ll even take midwit copium or even fortune teller/time traveler cope.

Just something!! Every day has been the same for 900 days!

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