KEK BAGGIES edition
Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
previous >>62233358

What lil Takeshi gon do?

Normies don't give a shit about crypto, they consider it some sort of millenial fad that was popular 7 years ago. Trump and Melania creating their Solana shitcoin was biggest top signal ever. Meanwhile boomer AI stocks are pumping left and right. NVIDIA is up +1500% over the past 5 years. Micron, Sandisk, TSMC and AMD are pumping like 2017 altcoins and indexes are hitting new all time highs every day.

It's ogre, the magic that crypto had is gone.

He became a billionaire doing nothing. He printed a token out of thin air, gave himself a huge supply and dumped millions of Link tokens on retarded baggies who worship him as a deity despite the fact that they've been bagholding for 9 years.

Chapeau

Such a huge selloff premarket with no news or macro events? Too big to be profit taking

They know something we don't frens be careful and protect yourselves and your positions

I am a fucking retard, can somebody explain what happens if usd, eur, jpy bonds start climbing up fast?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyone have any thoughts on sapien.gg solana launchpad? looking for a place to launch but not sure if this is legit or not?

Any trenchors wif advice?

No comment

Tell me the fucking winning numbers and don't lie to me this time.

For at least the past 20 years, which is the time I coherently remember, I have never seen a boomer speak enthusiastically about anything financial other than total economic collapse and gold.

Why are they like this? Did 2001 mindbreak them?

I'm paying off my mortgage as fast as possible and you can't stop me.

How do I get a new job if I don't want to work

Saylor could be directing his monies towards Doge and Pepe, enriching thousands of neets, but instead the eggman wants to continue adding to his overweight bitcoin position.

What would you do if you had $50 Million in your account?

Do you guys have bring your kids to work day?

linkies think they're hot shit these days because they're finally above 10. lmao. get fucked. and nobody cares about your partnerships either. just admit you lost the game of life and you will wake up from the simulation.

Will cute troons who own Chainlink be allowed at the yacht party?

It's all going to be okay. We are all going to make it.

I crossed the £1 million today.
I am 70% top US stocks and 30% all world

When should I start to feel 'comfy'? What is a 'comfy' amount to you?

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May 13, 2026, 10:00 pmCrypto-Friendly Kevin Warsh Confirmed as Fed Chair to Replace Jerome Powell - Decrypt

May 13, 2026, 10:00 pmSenators File Clarity Act Amendments on DeFi, Trump Family, and Jeffrey Epstein - Decrypt

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May 13, 2026, 9:00 pmSenate votes to confirm Trump-pick Kevin Warsh to succeed Jerome Powell as Fed Chair - The Block

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