Silver is laughably cheap. I don't care if the chart looks bad. This is THE opportunity in the market right now but it's not for the faint of heart.

Buy now. This is it.

I need a job so i can find a wife and start a family but i get ghosted by mcdonalds

No comment

If you want to bet on AI in the safest way,

Neoclouds can go to zero
Frontier labs can go to zero
Chip manufacturers can have their margins and earnings collapse

but there is a bet you can make on AI that's safeish. t doesn't mean you won't feel pain if the AI trade busts, but you'll be fine in the long term.

Hyperscalers. Google, Amazon, Meta, Microsoft, etc
they're funding their build out largely from cashflow,
debt is not an issue. The vast majority of their revenues aren't coming from AI. They will survive if the AI trade goes bust. We already had a preview of this with the Metaverse,
MEta invested enough money into the Metaverse to break a company. It failed. But Meta is fine.

Day 2 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 10k

Max pain is up

ITT: We try to predict the 2027 black swan

I think they're being too obvious with all the talk of a "rogue AI" or whatever, and like the other AI doomer talk I think it's just guerilla marketing

My guess is some kind of attack, false flag or not

You've been warned.

Wat nou, Kevin?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62781097

i bought at 1700$

Imagine you came across $100k in crypto but didnt want to pay burger tax. What do? Trade for monero? But then what? Can you buy a car with crypto without worrying about taxes? How to use it in stores? Like a "crypto debit card" reports you with tax forms right?

>tfw reaching my 40s
>in debt
>don't even have enough cash for bitches
>if parents die I am homeless since the house will be sold by my evil aunts
How are is your life going /biz/?

We're all getting kiked and there's nothing we can do about it
>crypto down
>shit and piss 500 down
>PMs down
>options always expiring at max pain
Why even fucking bother at this point?

literally 66% of s&p 500 stocks are quietly bleeding out and hitting 52-week lows, yet headline indices look like everything is fine because mega-caps keep pushing ATHs.

GET A JOB!

Slurpage opportunity?

The pump since August has been an offer, open for almost two months now. If you were wise, you accepted that offer. If not, well... let's just say that the terms of further offers will not be so generous.

is jailmaxxing a good move

Day 14

hope this clears things up

1hPatrick Witt exits White House crypto role as Clarity Act stalls - The Block

30mRussia's Biggest Bank Sberbank Wins Approval to Trade Bitcoin - Decrypt

0mSolana Sets a Date for Its Next Major Upgrade - Decrypt

29mBitcoin Slides as Wall Street Risk Pullback Tests Bullish Turn - Bloomberg

29mCrypto’s Leverage Machine Finds New Life Beyond Bitcoin Bets - Bloomberg

29mMajor shareholder presses SkyAI on Solana sales after treasury shrinks 70% in a month - The Block

1h‘You’re committing crime in broad daylight’: Kalshi CEO defends prediction markets amid insider trading concerns - The Block

1hStandard Chartered Opens Bitcoin and Ethereum Trading to Wealthy UAE Clients - Decrypt

1hBitcoin falls below $82,000 as hotter core CPI revives Fed hike concerns - The Block

2hKalshi CEO says state-led oversight of U.S. prediction markets would push them out - CoinDesk

3hAI agents make 138 million crypto payments as U.S. dominates spending on AI models - CoinDesk

3hStandard Chartered pushes $2 trillion stablecoin market forecast to 2030 as supply growth stalls - The Block

3hHex and PulseChain founder Richard Heart detained in Istanbul: reports - The Block

3hStarkWare launches OffMarket to let Polymarket users trade more privately - The Block

4hBitcoin Falls as Hot Inflation Puts a Fed Hike Back on the Table - Decrypt

4hEasyA hits $1.1 billion valuation, targets 2027 public listing and tokenized shares - CoinDesk

4hStrive buys $235 million in bitcoin as warrant exercises yield $369 million - The Block

4hFormer FTX Europe chief targets U.S. tokenized stock trading with new SEC exemption - CoinDesk

4hHex Founder Richard Heart Detained in Istanbul on Interpol Red Notice: Report - Decrypt

5hNotorious Crypto Celeb Meme Coin Promoter Plots Second Wave on New Launchpad - Decrypt

5hLedger Asks Resellers in Seven Asian Markets to Pull Devices After Suspected $86M Drain - Decrypt

5hBNY, Citadel Securities complete Treasury repo in first use of tokenized assets on major triparty platform - The Block

5hDriveWealth to use Ripple’s RLUSD for stablecoin settlement, cross-border payments - The Block

5hPolygon Labs completes Coinme acquisition, bringing regulated payments coverage across 48 US states - The Block

5hKraken parent Payward to become first crypto firm to buy a EU bank as it expands into deposits, lending - CoinDesk

5hStrategy’s preferred stock financing may cost it bitcoin, K33 argues - The Block

6hKraken Parent to Acquire Lithuania-Based Saldo Bank - Bloomberg

6hEvernorth taps Ripple, Kraken, Coinbase and BitGo to put $648 million XRP treasury to work - The Block

7hHow Bitcoin Works - The Block

7hHere's how analysts see U.S. inflation influencing bitcoin - CoinDesk

7hDutch central bank grants Qivalis e-money license for MiCA-compliant euro token - CoinDesk

8hBitMEX Sued in UK for Return of $27M in Bitcoin Over Unlicensed Derivatives - Decrypt

8hKraken Owner Payward to Buy Lithuania's Saldo Bank in EU Push - Decrypt

9hLive updates: Bitcoin tumbles from near $84,000 ahead of U.S. inflation data - CoinDesk

10hProposed French tax on regulated stablecoins could drive crypto traders offshore - CoinDesk

10hStandard Chartered unlocks direct bitcoin and ether trading for affluent UAE clients - CoinDesk

13hCoinbase, which holds 5% of all bitcoin, wants the quantum fix started now - CoinDesk

13hRipple adds Stripe-owned wallets to XRP Ledger as AI payments pass 14 million - CoinDesk

14hSolana sets Oct. 21 for Alpenglow upgrade targeting 150-millisecond finality - CoinDesk

16hCoinbase lays out flexible designs as key priority for Bitcoin’s post-quantum migration - The Block

17hLargest Philippines crypto exchange, Coins.ph, said to face central bank regulatory action - CoinDesk

21hOpenAI Engineer Arrested for Bugging Office, Company Says AI Caught Him - Decrypt

21hBNY, Citadel Securities test tokenized U.S. Treasuries to speed up Wall Street financing - CoinDesk

21hCharacter.AI Files for Bankruptcy as Disney Bids $20 Million—And Users Get Grief Resources - Decrypt

22hBinance Is Shutting Down Its Bitcoin Mining Pool After Six Years - Decrypt

23hBitcoin Whale That Sat Through Every Crash Since 2020 Just Moved $377M - Decrypt

23hStrategy’s Saylor Sees Bitcoin Moving Back Up Beyond $100,000 - Bloomberg

October 13, 2026, 8:30 pmStrive Buys $280 Million in Bitcoin, Its Largest Purchase in Months - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 8:00 pmAI Researchers Are Smoking Cigarettes to Prove AI Will Cure Cancer, Says Palantir Exec - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 7:00 pmBitcoin Shakes Off Spooky Season Jitters: Can Bulls Keep It Going? - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 6:30 pmRipple, Stripe-owned Privy partner to bring embedded wallets to XRP Ledger - The Block

October 13, 2026, 6:30 pmTrezor Cuts Its Resellers After Ledger Finds Spy Implant in Crypto Wallets - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 6:30 pmCrypto exchange MNX takes on OKX, BitGet offering pre-IPO futures for AI giants - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 6:00 pmUK crypto trader says almost $800,000 lost in knife attack as wrench attacks proliferate - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 5:30 pmDRW and Marex complete OTC swap referencing tokenized S&P iBoxx Index - The Block

October 13, 2026, 5:30 pmInteractive Brokers expands crypto services with Ethereum staking via Zerohash - The Block

October 13, 2026, 5:00 pmLedger confirms hardware implant in CryptoBilis reseller units as MediaMarkt suspends sales in Europe - The Block

October 13, 2026, 4:00 pmStrive buys 3,311 bitcoin for $280 million in largest acquisition since January - The Block

October 13, 2026, 2:30 pmFederated Hermes joins Wall Street's tokenization push with plans for first onchain fund shares - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 2:30 pmSouth Korea blocks 27 crypto exchanges, including Bitmart and Kucoin - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 2:30 pmLedger Finds LTE Implant That Stole Recovery Phrases in Suspected $86M Drain - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 2:00 pmUK High Court rules Chinese law governs claims over $5 billion in seized bitcoin - The Block

October 13, 2026, 2:00 pmBinance to shut down mining pool, cloud mining and related services - The Block

October 13, 2026, 2:00 pmLedger to Review Sale Policies After Crypto Spyware Attack - Bloomberg

October 13, 2026, 1:30 pmUK Moves Closer to Keeping $5B Bitcoin Haul After High Court Ruling - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 1:30 pmRussia’s largest bank Sberbank secures approval to trade crypto - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 1:30 pmStacks' STX, a Bitcoin layer-2 token, has surged by 50% in four weeks - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 1:00 pm‘Leave’: Crypto Backlash Over French Proposal to Report Wallets Over $112K - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 12:00 pmLedger says 'spy' chip inside CryptoBilis Ledger devices transmitted wallet keys over mobile network - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 12:00 pmUK court ruling boosts government’s chances of keeping $5 billion in seized bitcoin - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 11:30 amNFT Marketplace Blur to Shut Down Website, Stop New Blend Loans Next Month - Decrypt

October 13, 2026, 8:00 amBinance VIP head says hedge funds are actively exploring arbitrage opportunities on crypto venues - The Block

October 13, 2026, 7:00 amOnce-largest Ethereum NFT marketplace Blur is shutting down after volumes collapse 99% - CoinDesk

October 13, 2026, 6:30 amBitcoin whale moves $378 million in BTC after six years of dormancy: onchain data - The Block

October 13, 2026, 4:30 amBitcoin slides below $82,000 as crypto liquidations surge past $770 million - The Block

October 13, 2026, 12:00 amBlur to shut down frontend next month as NFT trading volume dwindles - The Block

October 13, 2026, 12:00 amAI Will Hit 40% of Jobs, IMF Warns. Young People Are First in Line - Decrypt

October 12, 2026, 11:30 pmCFTC’s new crypto framework could face 2028 election deadline, says TD Cowen - The Block

October 12, 2026, 11:30 pmStandard Chartered Will Hold Ripple's Stablecoin in Dubai—And Let Clients Trade With It Without Moving It - Decrypt

October 12, 2026, 11:00 pmMeta's New Muse Wonder Finally Puts Zuckerberg in the Frontier AI Race - Decrypt