Thanks for the free liquidity bobos

Think about it posting yourself online doing or saying cringe shit to get views and add money is less humiliating then being some wagie working in an office for average pay not even talking about minimum wage job.

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Big pump and then dump?
or
Big dump and then pump?

Any of you do this shit then transfer to WGU for a speedrun business degree?

My company wants people to have a bachelors at least for certain roles which is fucking retarded since I already know them. I have an associates since I did that back as a kid but ended up just working anyway so i didn't bother continuing.

How much LLM support can I use on this to grind it out real quick? I have a shitload of downtime at work to do this.

>crypto proven to not be a store of value
>stocks proven to not be a store of value
>silver proven to not be a store of value
>gold proven to not be a store of value
What's left?

Memes > "utility"

$1 minimum guaranteed this bullrun.

I deserve a comfy multi month algorithmically driven downtrend with predictable levels to take profit followed by bounces that get immediately sold off that I can short

I'm just going to keep staking until the supply is fully diluted and see what happens, that okay?

should i as a millenial marry my younger zoomer gf who makes 1/3 my income and has 1/25 my wealth for the purposes of having 4 white children

What Is Up Guys? Just Cleaned Up My Finances!

are the gamestop shorts still in play

I CAN STAND WAGING HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT DO THIS FOR 30+ YEARS???

Crypto produces nothing of value and anyone still holding it is retarded

>tokenized stocks
Robinhood/any brokerage
>store of value
Gold
>turing complete money
Not needed

Anyone else realizing that spending money is basically pointless? There's really only products for normies/women. Once you have a reliable car and solid clothes that won't wear out, you're set. If you go to the grocery store you can spend like $300 per month on food.

OOOOOOOOOOO STINKBROS

THE ANTFARMS DEVS ARE ON OUR SIDE

WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE

trackballers edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/
>>62167306

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>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>62154432

As always:
>sneed hedgies

1hBernstein sees Robinhood Q1 miss as priced in, maintains $130 target implying 58% upside - The Block

1hFake Hong Kong stablecoins start trading as real ones remain absent - CoinDesk

1hJudge Shoots Down Sam Bankman-Fried's Bid for New Trial - Decrypt

1h‘This is the future’: Czech central bank governor makes case for bitcoin in sovereign reserves - The Block

1hKuCoin EU hires anti-money laundering talent to appease Austrian regulator - CoinDesk

15mEthereum ICO whale moves $23 million in ETH after 10-year dormancy - The Block

15mHong Kong warns of fake tokens posing as HSBC’s stablecoin - The Block

15mSyndicate suffers exploit linked to Commons bridge compromise; SYND slides 36% - The Block

15mUS court sentences Cartier descendant to 8 years in $470 million crypto laundering case - The Block

15mZetaChain identifies cross-chain messaging loophole as root of targeted exploit - The Block

15mRobinhood’s Q1 crypto revenue and trading volume fall nearly 50% - The Block

15mLayerZero commits 10,000 ETH to DeFi United effort - The Block

15mEther Faces a Crossroad as Latest DeFi Hacks Shake Confidence - Bloomberg

15mCFTC Backs Prediction Markets in Yet Another Lawsuit Against a State - Decrypt

15mWoman Gets 71 Months in Prison Over Bitcoin Investment Fraud Targeting Elderly Victims - Decrypt

15mJudge rejects Sam Bankman-Fried’s new trial request, slams claims as ‘wildly conspiratorial’ - The Block

15mPump.fun burns $370 million in PUMP token, commits 50% of future revenue for buyback-burn program - The Block

15mInstitutional money is coming for bitcoin, but Adam Back says it moves slower than you think - CoinDesk

15mCanada moves to ban crypto ATMs, labeling them as ‘primary method’ for fraud - The Block

15mCFTC sues Wisconsin in agency's legal campaign defending prediction markets authority - CoinDesk

15mAlchemy and Privy roll out technical integration to smooth pain points of ‘onchain finance’ - The Block

15mStrategy-fueled bitcoin rally could last ‘for some time to come,’ Bitwise CIO says - The Block

15mSoldier Charged in Polymarket Insider Trading Case Pleads Not Guilty - Decrypt

15mOstium upgrades backend, adds offchain institutional liquidity providers like Jump - The Block

15mRobinhood Shares Slide on 34% Decrease in Crypto Revenue - Decrypt

18hUnpacking the Clarity Act — The Crypto Beat Policy Special - The Block

20hEurope’s largest asset manager Amundi tokenizes money market fund on Ethereum - The Block

21hUpbit says emergency audit of $30M hack uncovered internal wallet flaw that could let attackers derive private keys - The Block

22hTrump White House ‘World’s Most Corrupt Crypto Startup Operation’: House Democrats - Decrypt

23hCrypto Exchange KuCoin's European Arm Wins MiCA License in Austria - CoinDesk

23hAnimoca Brands to focus on stablecoin, RWA in 2026 amid US IPO efforts - The Block

November 28, 2025, 10:00 amBalancer plans to distribute $8 million in recovered funds from $128 million exploit - The Block

November 28, 2025, 8:00 amBalancer Outlines Reimbursement Plan Following $128M Exploit - Decrypt

November 28, 2025, 8:00 amSouth Korean Police Officers Indicted in $186 Million Crypto-Laundering Case - Decrypt

November 28, 2025, 6:00 amUpbit Hack Attributed to North Korea's Lazarus as Seoul Opens Probe: Report - Decrypt

November 28, 2025, 5:00 amNorth Korea’s Lazarus Group suspected in $30 million Upbit hack: report - The Block

November 28, 2025, 4:30 amDo Kwon requests 5-year prison term cap in $40 billion Terra fraud case - The Block

November 28, 2025, 4:00 amMegaETH to return all funds from pre-deposit bridge, citing ‘sloppy’ execution - The Block

November 28, 2025, 1:30 amInterpol Elevates Scam-Compound Network to Global Threat as Crypto Fraud Spreads - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 9:30 pmMalware Chrome Extension Secretly Siphoned Fees From Solana Traders for Months - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 9:30 pmTrump Family-Linked Alt5 Sigma Ousts Top Execs After CEO Suspension Shakes Up Leadership - CoinDesk

November 27, 2025, 8:30 pmVitalik Buterin Donates $765K in Ethereum to Privacy Messaging Apps - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 7:00 pmAvalanche ETF Race Heats Up as Bitwise Becomes First to Add Staking - CoinDesk

November 27, 2025, 6:30 pmCrypto Holiday Gift Guide 2025 - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 5:00 pmSpot Solana ETFs Post First Red Day Since Launch - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 4:30 pmJustin Sun Doubles Down on First Digital Trust Fraud Allegations, Urges H.K. Regulators to Act - CoinDesk

November 27, 2025, 4:00 pmBonk Teams Up With Bitcoin Capital to Launch ETP in Europe - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 3:30 pmInside Infinex: Kain Warwick on building a ‘superapp’ to solve crypto’s UX problems - The Block

November 27, 2025, 3:30 pmKain Warwick’s Infinex builds on $67.7 million Patron NFT round with Sonar sale ahead of INX’s 2026 TGE - The Block

November 27, 2025, 3:00 pmWomen’s Super League Said to Receive Investment Approach - Bloomberg ($)

November 27, 2025, 1:00 pmEthereum raises block gas limit to 60M as ecosystem throughput hits new records ahead of Fusaka upgrade - The Block

November 27, 2025, 1:00 pmAustralia’s New Digital Assets Bill Seeks to Prevent Past Crypto Failures - CoinDesk

November 27, 2025, 11:30 amRipple’s RLUSD Stablecoin Wins Key Regulatory Green Light in UAE - CoinDesk

November 27, 2025, 11:30 amNasdaq Seeks to Boost Trading Cap for Options on Top Bitcoin ETF - Bloomberg ($)

November 27, 2025, 10:00 amAustralia moves to fold crypto platforms into financial licensing regime - The Block

November 27, 2025, 10:00 amArk Invest loads up on Coinbase as Cathie Wood predicts ‘real break’ in inflation - The Block

November 27, 2025, 8:00 amSouth Korea’s Upbit Reports $36 Million Loss in Solana Hot-Wallet Breach - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 6:30 amAustralia Moves to Regulate Crypto Platforms Under New Consumer-Protection Law - Decrypt

November 27, 2025, 6:30 amCrypto Exchange Upbit Hit by Exploit After $10.3 Billion Deal - Bloomberg ($)

November 27, 2025, 5:30 amNaver and Upbit to pour $7 billion into AI, blockchain following mega-merger: reports - The Block

November 27, 2025, 5:30 amUpbit suffers $37 million hack on Solana assets, halts withdrawals - The Block

November 27, 2025, 2:30 amGlobal Exchanges Urge SEC to Curb Broad Crypto Exemptions, Warn on Tokenized Stock Risks - Decrypt

November 26, 2025, 11:00 pmNew UAE Sweeping Banking Decree Looks to Cement Country’s Global Crypto Position - CoinDesk

November 26, 2025, 10:30 pmSecuritize wins EU approval to operate tokenized trading and settlement system, selects Avalanche - The Block

November 26, 2025, 9:00 pmSecuritize Gets EU Green Light, Plans Tokenized Securities Platform on Avalanche - CoinDesk

November 26, 2025, 8:00 pmBitcoin Tops $90,000 as Options Point Toward Shifting Sentiment - Bloomberg ($)

November 26, 2025, 7:30 pmSouth Korea's Top Crypto Exchange to Be Absorbed By Tech Giant in $10.3 Billion Deal - Decrypt

November 26, 2025, 7:30 pmFrom crypto rewards cards to neobanks with EtherFi, Gnosis and Ready - The Block

November 26, 2025, 7:30 pmHouse Democrats Issue Report Detailing Trump Crypto Ties as 'New Age of Corruption' - CoinDesk

November 26, 2025, 7:00 pmRobinhood Stock Rises Following Deal That Could Boost Its Prediction Market Push - Decrypt

November 26, 2025, 7:00 pmDWF Labs launches ‘proprietary’ $75 million DeFi investment fund - The Block

November 26, 2025, 7:00 pmDeFi’s $55B Plunge Isn’t the Disaster It Looks Like - CoinDesk

November 26, 2025, 6:00 pmBitcoin’s Drawdown Breaks Old Rule as Volatility Stays Tame - Bloomberg ($)

November 26, 2025, 5:30 pmBitcoin and Ethereum Stall as Traders Brace for Holiday Volatility - Decrypt

November 26, 2025, 5:00 pmTether Stablecoin Stability Rating Reduced to ‘Weak’ at S&P - Bloomberg ($)

November 26, 2025, 5:00 pmTether’s USDT stability score cut to ‘weak’ level as S&P says reserves can’t absorb bitcoin drop - The Block

November 26, 2025, 5:00 pmCrypto Market Maker Portofino Said to Be Hit by Another Wave of Staff Departures - CoinDesk

November 26, 2025, 2:00 pmU.S. Investigated Bitcoin Miner Manufacturer Bitmain as National Security Risk: Report - Decrypt

November 26, 2025, 1:00 pmKakaoBank Pushes Forward With Korean Won-Backed Stablecoin Plans - Decrypt

November 26, 2025, 10:00 amNaver to Acquire Crypto Exchange Upbit’s Parent Dunamu - Bloomberg ($)