>2021
$53

>2026
$9

lol

The crypto market is dead. This is a daily chart.

Big print #1 2008
Big print #2 covid
What will big print number 3 be? Fed bailing out the gov?

Investigate Aeluma Inc - does it moon?

I'm a seller on eBay and this is my latest buyer issue.

My buyer had no idea they'd have to pay import taxes / tariffs for the item they bought from me, and now they refuse to pay and pick up the package from customs.
They're thinking it will just get returned to me and they'll get their money back from eBay.
I'm thinking I want the fucking money and "not knowing about tariffs" isn't a valid excuse to call the deal off.
Buyers are often morons and they think it's my responsibility to inform them about how their own legislation works. No.

>but you're not losing anything
Do you understand how much time and effort went into this sale and the shipping? And I did pay for the shipping and will pay to get it returned to me.

Any day this coin will launch off on a rally to $160. Easiest 100X ever!

What's your reason for not investing in Intel?

Crypto is so dead they know the only way to get people excited again is to pump it so ridiculously high everyone comes running back and stays back for 4 more years like in 2021

I just turned 18 last week I have no job no career no college no car just graduated high school only have 3k saved. What should I do to continue living and make my way as an adult? I feel useless and incapable. I can walk 20 minutes to some places for work but it’s all fast food and they won’t even reply to my applications and I have absolutely nothing to put on resumes but I’m thinking about lying for minor achievements until I can get my first job. I’m NGMI right? What have you done to get up and become an adult in the world? Must I go to college? I live at home and have no government assistance. Also despite being a female anon I’m too ugly for sex work so no suggestions towards that thanks help me out finance anons, finally I don’t have a license but I can work towards that easily. In America.

Give this man a medal.

https://youtu.be/awKjusa-JFQ?si=5CsS9ctd3wDASWzE&t=204

Never give up, Trump paladins

The difference between us and you goycattle is that our great grandfathers invested, our grandfathers invested, and our fathers invested, so we started life with a century of compounding behind us. Meanwhile, YOUR great grandfather, grandfather, and father all drank, smoked, and gambled away their money like the goycattle they are.

My dinner for tonight.
Picked up some overtime at Amazon tomorrow.
Gonna try to get so fun in till then.

How are you holding up this Friday night, /biz/?

Retarded motherfuckers from non design departments at work send AI generated slop to me the graphic designer, to approve for printing, trying to flaunt that they can do what I do, I guess? Carrying printouts of their AI generated slop to my boss the general manager for approval while simultaneously trying to show that I can be replaced or fired. Meanwhile they don't understand a fucking thing, you can't just generate an image of a banner at print quality just because you told the fucking AI to generate "print quality", it's not even the right fucking dimensions...you think you can print it and think it's going to fit a fucking huge custom banner holder? Goddam idiots

Then they run their fucking emails through AI to appear more intelligent than they are, and form arguments, yet when you speak to them in person they're fucking unintelligible

What the fuck is this timeline

What went wrong?

It's over edition

>imagine fading the INDEX LAYER of crypto
>imagine thinking your chain works without data
>imagine being this ngmi

WHAT IS GRT?:
decentralized protocol that indexes blockchain data
"google of blockchain"
organizes raw on-chain data into usable APIs (subgraphs)
used by dApps to query data instantly

READ THIS SLOWLY:
BLOCKCHAINS
CAN’T
READ
DATA
they WRITE data well
but reading it = absolute cancer
The Graph fixes that
>indexes it
>structures it
>lets apps query it instantly
this is base layer infra

WHO USES IT?
DeFi protocols
NFT platforms
DAOs
basically anything serious
you've probably used it without knowing

THE BULL CASE (WHY YOU'RE EARLY AND SCARED):
EVERY dApp needs data
MORE CHAINS = MORE DATA
MORE DATA = MORE QUERIES
MORE QUERIES = MORE DEMAND
you are literally front-running the data economy

what happens when:
AI agents query blockchain data 24/7
bots become main users
machines pay for data access
WHO DO THEY PAY?
G R T

you don't "see" The Graph
just like you don't see TCP/IP
but it's there
under everything

WHY /BIZ/ IGNORES THIS:
no hype
no influencers
requires brain activity

FINAL WARNING:
if data layer wins
and you faded it
you deserve it

This is not normal.

How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday? She's super cute and I really want to fuck her! I'm 35 years old btw I'm not sure if that matters.

admit it linkies. admit that you're not special. all you did was buy some stupid token and got lucky. but then, in a cruel twist of fate, it turns out the coin you devoted your life to was actually 90% hype. and now you are poor. reduced to normal faggotry and mediocrity, where you belong. admit these things and then there will be a path to redemption. but if you keep living in denial, you will wallow in your pathetic misery forever. the choice is yours. i am trying to help you. ALL of us are trying to help you.

1hNew Bitcoin quantum proposal offers Satoshi Nakamoto a way to prove control without moving BTC - CoinDesk

9hCoinbase Says Deal Reached on Key Part of Crypto Market Bill - Bloomberg

10hClarity Act text lets crypto firms offer stablecoin rewards while shielding bank yield - CoinDesk

10hA16z backs CFTC, says state-by-state rules on prediction markets create ‘barrier to impartial access’ - The Block

10hJPMorgan says rising stablecoin use may not lead to similar market cap growth - The Block

12hPolymarket and Kalshi’s combined lifetime volumes hit $150 billion in April - The Block

12hEthereum Foundation Sells $23 Million More in ETH to Tom Lee's BitMine - Decrypt

12hEthereum Foundation’s recent ETH sales to Tom Lee’s Bitmine hit $47 million after latest deal - The Block

13hEthereum Foundation finalizes sale of 10,000 ether to BitMine as part of its treasury strategy - CoinDesk

14hParadigm researcher proposes timestamp ‘escape hatch’ to protect Satoshi-era bitcoin from quantum threats - The Block

15hEuropean crypto asset manager CoinShares records $7.4 billion AUM in first annual filing since Nasdaq listing - The Block

15hTether posts $1.04 billion Q1 profit, reaches $8.23 billion reserve buffer - CoinDesk

16hAI agent forms its own company, gets ready to trade crypto - CoinDesk

16hEthereum ETFs Shed $184M Over 4-Day Negative Streak - Decrypt

16hTether Reports Billion-Dollar Q1 Profit Amid Crypto Slump—And Says Audit Has Begun - Decrypt

17hWisdomTree’s crypto ETPs reported net inflows of $137 million in Q1 - The Block

17hDogecoin Hits 2-Month High as DOGE Mining Firm Plans to Go Public via Merger - Decrypt

17hCrypto onramping solution Fun raises $72 million Series A co-led by Multicoin Capital and SignalFire - The Block

18hSenators Warren, Wyden Quiz Commerce Secretary Lutnick Over Tether Loan to Children’s Trust - Decrypt

18hTether posts over $1 billion Q1 profit as reserve buffer reaches record $8.2 billion - The Block

19hTrump Family Crypto Project Quietly Sold as Holders Got Stuck - Bloomberg

19hMoonPay launches stablecoin debit card for AI agents on Mastercard network - The Block

19hClear Street Signs Up to Kalshi in Prediction Markets Push - Bloomberg

20hBrazil central bank prohibits crypto use in regulated cross-border payments under new FX rules - The Block

20hBitcoin Closes April Up 12% as Strategy's MSTR Posts First Positive Month Since July - Decrypt

20hBitcoin bounces as big tech earnings fuel optimism; short-term pressures remain - CoinDesk

20hSBI Holdings eyes stake in crypto exchange Bitbank to build digital asset powerhouse - CoinDesk

21hSouth Korean Court Lifts Bithumb's Six-Month Business Suspension - Decrypt

21hSBI Holdings in talks to acquire stake in crypto exchange Bitbank, eyes subsidiary status - The Block

22hSouth Korean court grants stay on Bithumb’s six-month suspension pending final ruling: reports - The Block

22hAI Agents Are Becoming Day Traders, But Gains Are Elusive - Bloomberg

23hRiot reports $33 million in first data center revenue as AMD doubles contracted capacity - The Block

May 1, 2026, 10:00 amBithumb scores a legal win in South Korea as six-month suspension is lifted by local judge - CoinDesk

May 1, 2026, 12:30 amU.S. senators won't be weighing in on prediction markets bets after banning themselves - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 11:30 pmArbitrum DAO starts vote to release 30,766 frozen ETH to DeFi United, following Kelp DAO attack - The Block

April 30, 2026, 11:30 pmCrypto market structure bill nears May push as ethics disputes and Trump ties cloud path forward - The Block

April 30, 2026, 10:00 pmCrypto hacks hit record high in April as exploits kept piling up - The Block

April 30, 2026, 9:30 pmSenate Votes to Ban Senators and Staff From Using Prediction Markets - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 9:00 pmSenate moves to ban themselves from prediction market trading amid insider concerns - The Block

April 30, 2026, 9:00 pmNorth Korean Hackers Have Stolen $6 Billion in Crypto—Including 76% of 2026's Spoils: TRM - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 8:30 pmSenators Warren, Wyden press Tether and Commerce Secretary Lutnick over loan to family trust - The Block

April 30, 2026, 8:00 pmCrypto Is the Most Muted Topic on Elon Musk’s X, Ahead of Politics: Product Head - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 8:00 pmCoinbase’s ‘CUSHY’ stablecoin fund to launch tokenized share class via Superstate in Q2 - The Block

April 30, 2026, 7:30 pmSenator Warren questions Commerce Secretary Lutnick on Tether loan to family - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 7:30 pmPolymarket Launches Market Integrity Tools Following Soldier’s Insider Trading Arrest - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 7:00 pmMegaETH Token Launches as Ethereum Layer-2 Network's Novel Rewards System Is Tested - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 6:30 pm99.2% of omni-chain Tether-backed stablecoin holders have less than $1,000 USDT0 - The Block

April 30, 2026, 6:30 pm‘Not circular’: Benchmark defends Strategy’s STRC bitcoin accumulation model - The Block

April 30, 2026, 6:00 pmGemini eyes prediction market challenge to Kalshi, Polymarket, secures derivatives license; shares surge - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 6:00 pmTwenty-One Weighs Mergers With Strike, Elektron to Create Publicly Traded Bitcoin Giant - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmGemini Gains Key CFTC Approval to Expand Prediction Market, Perps Offerings - Decrypt

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmPolymarket taps Chainalysis to police insider trading as it seeks $15 billion valuation, CFTC signoff - The Block

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmPolymarket taps Chainalysis to bring Wall Street-level oversight to crypto prediction markets - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmSolana yield exchange Exponent raises $5 million seed led by Multicoin Capital - The Block

April 30, 2026, 5:30 pmAnchorage Digital and M0 team up to power next wave of regulated stablecoins - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 5:00 pmBitcoin miner MARA to acquire Long Ridge in $1.5 billion Ohio gas plant deal - The Block

April 30, 2026, 4:30 pmBanks push to slow stablecoin law as Agora races for charter - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 4:30 pmTether-backed startup Oobit offers AI bots Visa-supported corporate expense cards - The Block

April 30, 2026, 4:30 pmCoinbase's asset manager to offer stablecoin credit fund with tokenized share class - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 4:00 pmThe long con: How North Korean spies spent months in-person to drain $285 million from Drift - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 3:30 pmGemini secures Derivatives Clearing Organization license as it works toward full CFTC stack - The Block

April 30, 2026, 3:30 pmBitcoin ‘trapped below’ key resistance level as ETF outflows stretch to three days amid Fed split - The Block

April 30, 2026, 3:30 pmNorth Korea accounts for 76% of 2026 crypto hack losses, with theft since 2017 topping $6 billion: TRM Labs - The Block

April 30, 2026, 3:00 pmPolymarket Adds New Detection Tools After Insider Bet Backlash - Bloomberg

April 30, 2026, 3:00 pmMARA Holdings to buy Long Ridge Energy in $1.5 billion AI data center push - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 2:30 pmGermany’s AllUnity expands EURAU to Solana as euro stablecoins gain traction - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 2:00 pmMegaETH token goes live as major exchanges open MEGA trading - The Block

April 30, 2026, 1:30 pmWasabi Protocol hit by more than $5 million exploit across multiple chains, security firms say - The Block

April 30, 2026, 1:30 pmWasabi Protocol drained for $4.5 million in apparent admin key compromise - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 1:30 pmSeasonal trends favor bulls even as bitcoin ends April in a defensive mood - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 12:00 pmSouth Korea seeks 20-year term for Delio CEO in $169 million crypto case: report - The Block

April 30, 2026, 11:30 amXO Market bets on user-generated prediction markets to rival Polymarket and Kalshi - CoinDesk

April 30, 2026, 11:30 amStablecoin fintech KAST appoints former SEC advisor to lead policy communications - The Block

April 30, 2026, 11:00 amArk Invest buys $39 million worth of Robinhood shares, offloads $6 million of its own spot bitcoin ETF - The Block

April 30, 2026, 10:00 amTwenty One Capital shares rise as Tether pushes merger with Strike, Elektron - The Block

April 30, 2026, 8:30 amSouth Korea’s Shinhan Card to test real-world stablecoin payments on Solana - The Block

April 30, 2026, 6:00 amFBI leads arrests of 276 in global crypto ‘pig butchering’ scams - The Block

April 30, 2026, 4:00 amTether Proposes Mergers Involving Bitcoin Treasury Company - Bloomberg

April 30, 2026, 12:30 amZcash ETF volume doubles as ZEC’s shielded supply hits record highs - The Block

April 30, 2026, 12:00 amSWEAT protocol thwarts multi-million dollar exploit, restores user balances - The Block