Broke/unemployed tactics

>Get to drive through
>”Oh sorry I left my card at home, guess I’ll just g-“
>”Don’t worry Anon here’s your order for free since we already made it and it’d be a waste to throw it in the trash.”
>”Oh w-wow gee thanks so much!”

Remember this has a higher chance of working the smaller the order is and which business. Starbucks has the highest success rate in my attempts, probably because they attract charitable liberal idealists. Also use a cooldown for each business that you use it at. You don’t want the wagies to get suspicious.

Hey /biz/, I need help and I’ll keep it simple.

Unemployed for 3 months.

Took bank loans to survive; now overdue.

Recent job shut down; finding work here is extremely hard.

Need $12,000 to clear debts and stabilize.

Ways you can help:

Direct support (any amount helps)

Someone outside my country helping me set up a GoFundMe (mine isn’t supported)

Guidance or help with relocating to Europe (especially Luxembourg)

Goal: relocate, work, and build a stable life in the EU. If you’re in Europe and can:

advise on legal paths

help with opportunities

support relocation in any way

I can provide proof, documents, identity verification, anything needed.
I’m happy to return the favor in any realistic way (content creation, helping with projects, personal support).

I also create content:

lvxbljs on Bandcamp and Facebook

Contact: lvxbljs@disroot.org

Thanks for reading.

>gold dumping
>treasury soaring
total powell and bessent victory
total chinese central banker death

ITT: We pretend we’re zoomers

>capitalism is rigged unless your dad is rich
>nepotism got everyone ahead except me somehow
>saving for a down payment is impossible in this system
>boomers had life on tutorial mode
>why should I grind when the game is fixed
>every job is who you know so why try
>I deserve stability without playing their rules
>compounding only works if you already have money
>the market doesn’t reward people like me
>someone redistribute success so I can start

Uh that can't be good

He was right about gold

Cursed market edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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option dealer edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62004799

At this point I don't think there's going to be a crash I think there's going to be a slow bleed until MAGS is at $15 where it'll flatten out

how do I hedge against this

>tfw not born into a old money billionaire family

i cant cope

They're gonna lower rates soon. Just buy anything and you'll be fine. Don't leave anything in dollars

everything rugs

Nobody has a fucking clue.

STOP SELLING UR GOLD

>worth 1T
>own daughter hates him so much she changed her last name and cut ties with him

wow how much of an unlovable chud do you have to be for your own daughter to cut you off and lose out on a 100bn dollar inheritance. Like wtf nigga how terrible is this guy as a parent and human haha his own daughter couldnt stomach dealing with him even for that fat inheritance she would have gotten. Would you put up with a terrible father if it meant you got fat stax of cash?

KWAB

BTC is trading at previous ATH (November 2021) after four fucking long years of pain. Not only that, alts were obliterated beyond belief (beyond 90% down from ath with no possibility of ever pump back to previous levles) It's over, right? Investors did a 360 on cryptocurrencies and there is no money left in crapto.

So in economic situations like these does one just hold position?
My portfolio is doing better that S&P500 but is more wonky ad volatile.

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