>Long
>Lose
>Short
>Lose
I give up on trading.

How do I save up for rent once I move to a college town?

Gents, I'm a student right now working my way up from an AA to a BA then a Masters. I work for Amazon Flex and I live with my parents. Mommy and Daddy pay for all the utilities and I just pay for my gas in my car that my dad pays for

I have a high yield savings account with Ally and I have a credit union and big jewish bank checkings account. My expenses are basically just school once my grants run out and my 400 dollars a year of subscriptions to certain programs and home-lab utils.

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What makes them immune to unionization?

So these billionaires... BWAHAHAHA... they thought that... AHAHAHAHAHAHA... holy shit, I'm sorry, it's just that... they... PFFFFFFFTTTT... okay, okay, they thought that AI... *wheezes*... that AI would solve the human DNA patterns and make them... HAHAHA YOU'RE READY? THEY THOUGHT IF THEY ALL INVEST IN AI THEY WOULD LIVE LONGER
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I got raped today, should I go to a police station and get one of those kits?

I think it's time for a bailout don't you thinking, folks?

How do I use AI to make money? I think I'm doing it wrong

shit is hitting the fan

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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I'm sitting on enough capital to last a few lifetimes. How do I prevent poors from stealing all my wealth if AI makes them all permanently jobless?

Gentlemen, what to do with the serious frog infestation? A nicification programme is in order.

shorting SHITCOIN (ticker BTC) is free money it seems, it's a fucking piece of SHIT that always goes DOWN

Should I cum on her face, on her nose, in her pussy, or in her ass when I inevitably fuck her.

I fucking KNEW it. Putin is tired of fucking around and knows that he needs to go nuclear to win.

What is this body type called?

State bloat provides the apparatus, cryptocurrency provides the ledger, and the modern Leviathan consumes everything else in between.

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