Jensen Schlong

7-1 payoff? This is better than buying NVDA puts. 15% is ridiculously underpriced

Noah Webster 1828 English dictionary differentiates the word interest from Usury so Usury no longer means interest… England abolishes interest (usury) restrictions in 1854.. Denmark in 1856.. Belgium in 1865.. Austria in 1868…Federal Reserve Central Bank is founded in 1913 by Warburgs, Rockefellers, Rothschilds, Schiffs.. WW1 in 1914.. South African Reserve bank set up in 1920 by Henry Strakosch, the same man who paid off Churchills debts as long as he started WW2

Woah woah, who planned all of this? Who's behind this? I need to tell the media right away

>Don't listen to this goy, he's schizo o algo

AAAH, WHO ARE YOU?

https://youtu.be/302Xbp7LRTo

kek AI baggies edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>True Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous thread: >>62884603

Blackrock themselves posted it. Eat chode fuddies nanny nanny boo boo.

The years I spent as a full-time 9-5 wageslave feel like they were utterly wasted

Those years of my mid twenties just lost in a blur like that...

Should I slurp something? I got like 50k still left in fiat. Every else has taken a big hit

Bloomberg Terminal ez Nvidia analysis edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams-waste of time:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>True Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

Previous Thread
>>62884603

This changes everything.

>be promoted to Assistant Controller
>be 27
>be at the company for 5 months
>have to now manage 7 accountants mostly Gen X 2 are millennials
>they are lazy af and fight me on everything I try to get them to do
You can’t even have a daily standup meeting for 15 minutes with out them freaking out about. It would be one thing if they were good at their jobs but they aren’t even doing their jobs. Why are Gen Xers like this?

I will never undestand how XRP boomers expect their bags to pump anything past 10x.
XRP's marketcap is already at 70 billion, if it just went 4x out of nowhere it would flip ETH. 20x and it flips BTC (kek). ain't happening.
most of them would end up with 5-6 figures at best, which is good but it's not "buy a lambo"-tier. also, that's before taxes. needless to say, they're not getting rich off of their XRP bags.

so what gives?

WHY IS NVDA CRASHING TO NOTHING

You have your orders placed for the Anthropic IPO, right /biz/? Do you realize how important this company will be if they solve AGI? It will make Nvidia look like peanuts.

Thoughts?

Why is this piece of shit recovering? There's literally not reason for anyone to buy

Ok i'm starting to feel good about BTC again, i think we've just hit the bottom dudes

Your pullback has arrived, sir. Did you buyed?

Placed third in the pvmpfvn trading competition, but got disqualified. Ask me anything.

https://x.com/2ndworldmusic/status/2120002866484281721

How much money to compensate for this?

The most retarded thing to do now I would be to invest in meme coins. This is exactly why it is the correct thing to do. The most retarded and ridiculous move now wins. "But crypto is over and never recovering", the more things are different the more they are the same. At some point crypto will recover, sentiment will shift and every single time that happens meme coins catch the hardest bid - at least this was true for the last 4 years, before that they followed other alt coins more closely like during the ETH and BSC meme seasons in 2021.

PEPE will be the main winner. Most others in here will follow because they are in a similar category. Memes that are used daily regardless of the "hype". These are not 67 coins or moodeng random cute animal flavor of the week (maybe remove SPX and BITCOIN, I put them in cause I like them). Next time PEPE makes a huge move, it will bring a different era of meme coins where the few will win big. I am giving you the few. You are welcome.

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