how is this sustainable

WTFWTF

Investing is for people who are already rich... not you people.

YOUR KEYS

NOT YOUR COINS

>DO NOT REDEEM TUH SPAY SEX SAAAAAR, experts say
Well, should we rush to buy the spacex dip, good sirs?

A lot of you need to grow TF up, dump the crapto and pursue ETF dividends if you really want to make it.

Something no one bothers telling you in a job search is just how humiliating it is. It's one thing to be ghosted even so late in the hiring process that they go "Yeah we will TOTALLY hire you wait for an email later" and they'll just never send it. It's another to have people take the time out to be assholes to you. I called to follow up with a manager after applying to see if they had received it and whoever picked up just hung up after I explained what was up. Then 2 weeks earlier I had a guy reply asking if I could travel as the job needed, and he just replied in all caps extremely angry after I said I could try. Professionalism my ass. I'd say the economy can't crash soon enough but I know this is actually a sign that the economy is healthy when it comes to all that matters, profit extraction. Why are they like this?

Is America living through hyperinflation? I worked at Starbucks in 2005, and I feel like I made more money doing that job than the $80,000 dollars a year I make now.

Financially Unstable Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

I just made my first trade, @4% gains on COKE ~@184 and sold ~@193. I held for maybe 1-2 months.
Is trading really this easy?

If Bitcoin goes to 71k my short gets liquidated and I lose 12 years worth of savings. The position is already too far under water to close it

Haven't been on /biz/ since October last year.
Did I miss anything memorable/hilarious/crazy?

> Bought Honeywell International stock time ago. Good stock with good long time performance and nice dividend.
> They splitted it, now i have half Honeywell International and half Honeywell Aerospace.
> Honeywell International crabs
> Honeywell Aerospace is 50% down.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSS

up six figs on MU

Behold the average dividend investor

crypto bosses share some thoughts for faggots like us

give me back my fucking money edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Previously on /smg/
>>62568099

>the shares unlock was already priced in
Oh Bobo. My dear, gullible Bobo...

911.5 million insider shares are entering the market today

So /biz/, i want to start a business selling rare items for high prices. Is it even possible to get into the market? Where to network and how to find clients willing to pay thousands of money units for items they wont use?

Pic is an ormolu clock i got for cheaper than the expertise and i am pretty sure that the expert didnt do his research and the thing is worth more. I might have the knack for getting things, but not the one selling them

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