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Forbidden Forms of Human Animal Relations
2026-04-20 11:41:02 - Replies: 0
Male: Removal of testicles of a pet, hence refusal of rights to breed at integration of market; buy low sell high, not dividends.

Female: Claimed spay of self per Iranian marriage to Rom, the ESP genome; hence refusal of rights to appear in public, unless in thong girdle.

Interracial Marriage: High genome of mixture outside Mestizo attraction, as demanded marriage; hence musical right, as homosexual, except to forced marriage products of womanhood.
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2026-04-20 11:34:06 - Replies: 1
Wagie, wagie, get in cagie,
Boss needs help! Don't be lazy!
Zero breaks will make you crazy?
I'll tell the guards to get their tazie.
Need to get those new iPhones,
Gotta pay those student loans.
Work your fingers to the bone,
Bosses need vacation homes.
Don't trust unions, vote in pairs,
Buy all of boss's consumer wares.
We'll stay seated in our chairs,
While you make your bosses millionaires.
Love your work! Love the pain!
Feel the life drain from your brain.
Think of all you have to gain,
As your dreams go down the drain.
Come on wagie, join the crew,
Don't you want your wages too?
And if the bossman makes you blue,
You deserve it. You're a tool.
Weekend comes round after ages,
You can come collect your wages.
Throw your parties! Have your rages!
Then get back into your cages.
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2026-04-20 11:28:57 - Replies: 0
Happy 4/20, Anons! Let's have a green (candle) day!
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2026-04-20 11:22:20 - Replies: 1
>prayer
>healing crystals
>productivity hacks
>self-help books
>Youtube courses
>meditation
>therapy

Why do goycattle need so many crutches to help them deal in the real world? Be born rich and you won't need all this cope infrastructure.
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2026-04-20 11:13:07 - Replies: 3
I have infinite free time what's the current grift slop to make a quick buck off of social media
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day 211 of posting rotating rat untill cheese is at 1B market cap
2026-04-20 10:58:26 - Replies: 0
No comment
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low res biz memes
2026-04-20 10:42:58 - Replies: 0
post sub 20kb biz memes. the lower res the better
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Investment forecasting: 2028 US Elections
2026-04-20 10:40:13 - Replies: 3
Current forecasting suggests that Gavin Newsom will run for president in 2028 and, given the current state of the Republican Party, that he will likely win. Running with that assumption, what would be the best investments to make now beforehand?

I’m very bullish on carbon credit markets.
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I’m 25, broke, and working a dead-end job. How do I actually make it in 2026?
2026-04-20 10:29:42 - Replies: 0
Sick of the grind. Everyone here keeps talking about 'cycles' and 'narratives' but it just sounds like gambling. Is there a way to actually stack some real money without losing my mind or being a slave to a 9-5?
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2026-04-20 10:08:20 - Replies: 1
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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2026-04-20 09:51:55 - Replies: 0
>Soviet economy soars, expected to overtake USA
>USSR collapses
>Japanese economy soars, expected to overtake USA
>Japan's economy completely tanks and they still haven't recovered
>EU overtakes USA for a short while, but starts to stagnate
>Chinese economy soars, expected to overtake USA
>China starts to stagnate while USA continues its steady growth
Is competing with America just a death wish economically? Why can't anyone win against the USA?
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2026-04-20 09:40:32 - Replies: 0
The more Link drops the more bullish it actually becomes.
You get to buy the tokens at a discount while fundamentals remain the same,
a bigger potential upside.
Just like Barron Buffet said:
"if Link drops to $0.00001 I will buy all of it and never sell a single token".
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How is /biz/ preparing for the global recession
2026-04-20 09:38:05 - Replies: 0
?
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2026-04-20 09:35:16 - Replies: 1
What does it take to dump these worthless, useless shitcoins. All crypto "currency" without exception is a retarded ponzi. Nobody gives a shit about them. Why isn't it dumping yet? Are miners really propping the proce up to what is profitable for dumping.on the market as soon as they have a good chunk of change to sell?
If so then who the hell is buying from them? The whole market is really just institutions getting duped into buying this bullshit? That's crazy.
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2026-04-20 09:14:14 - Replies: 3
>some guys were talking shit to me last night
>tell them “don’t be late for work tomorrow!
>it is now tomorrow and they are at work
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/smg/ - stock market general
2026-04-20 09:13:51 - Replies: 14
stop loss ruins lives edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/
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2026-04-20 08:54:01 - Replies: 0
Why did proof of work meme coins never take off?
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2026-04-20 08:31:18 - Replies: 4
>cute girl at work turns out to be a crazed leftist who is always thinking about smashing the patriarchy
unironically, how do i profit from this?
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Vatican SIS (Wiccans)
2026-04-20 08:26:18 - Replies: 0
Secret Intelligence Service: Vatican unit, attached to local country units in a time of struggle; facing preferential practices of unity, poverty wares serving none; a heretic, the establishment of a political union as desperation.

Hitler, Meir, Khameini.

Charlebois: Ancestor, Biblical; Iscariot of Judea, the inventor of the New Testament; scenario locking acts and separated acts, observation of history programs and monetary programs as separate per memorandum of study, however adding through addendum as school reported passed. "The Ivy League". Served dill pickle chopped in Ragu, aversions per tomato gravy (pasta sauce, pizza sauce, marina sauce), ketchup on hot dog and French fries, or cocktail sauce, boiled shrimp, raw shuck oysters, or clams casino; permission per father, to eat raw shellfish, on birthday; Pony Track, Gast family; Doelitz, Nietzsche; Carl Andreas, "Just Lou"; Men's Warehouse. Sinn Fein Activist, retired Black Ops; "Arnold Wesker".

Gaetano: Ancestor, ancient; Gilgamesh of Sumer, the inventor of the longsword; multiple quadrants per wrist, thumb, and fingers, "The Lodge". Served dillweed in ground chuck; unable to eat standard beef meat, instead preferring fresh butchered sow, by own hand, a guriya, from father Joe Biden and mother Jill Biden; raised separately by the Church of Satan in Hopkinton, Massachusetts; lamb on a propane grill. Dean of Business, Northeastern University; "Peyton Riley".

Surka: Ancestor WW2, Vasily Zaitsev. Prodigy at knife fighting, propped up by Pravda, as hunted German snipers; actually a support vessel, through Village Voice, hope to America through Slavic soldiers; smuggled out of France, through ESP genomes, and passed into American waters for Polanders to understand; Vasily, a knife fighter, having imbued school shootings through Ku Klux Klan support; refused, through any Wiccan. Russian Cannabis refusal; meth injection or Yemeni khalet. Monsanto Genetics, police undercover STARS; "Shauna Belzer".
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2026-04-20 08:05:12 - Replies: 1
How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I see every Saturday? I think she's really cute and I want to fuck her. I'm 35 years old btw I don't know if that matters.
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