Being an American is financial hell

we hate em all yeah
fuck every stinkie
think that they're cringey
not to mention stingy
fuck all stinkies

U dont save any money by being a poverty cuck. To beat the calorie per doller in McDonald's, u need to eat an ungodly amount of plain rice and only meat u eat is chicken breast.

It’s taken Link so long to moon that I don’t even care about a house in suburbia or a nice car and a family anymore. That ship has fucking sailed. All I want is black pussy now

No comment

Less revenue than your local Pizza al Taglio stand.

>gamble on cyberleek in the past week and got expected results
>had to work a mandatory saturday
>won a scottiewinslol bet today
Im even steven

GET OUT OF TETHER AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
DEPEG INCOMING

What did the orange nigger do now?

La Belle Époque or The Gilded Age? edish

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

previous >>62641905

What's the latest tea at your company? What are the vibes?

It's been a long 10 years, anon. But the time is nearly upon us. Shitcoins washed out. BTC approaching cope status, recognized as the meme coin it is. Utility coins win (there is only one, to be clear). Tradfi financial rails have been building for the past decade. They move slowly. But you all feel it. The time to accumulate is coming to a close. For most of us retards that did not cash out at $52 and are still holding, redemption is upon us. I've been holding since $0.17, first bag bought on etherdelta. I've lost more money than most people make in their entire lives, which is crazy to think about. But I'm stacking. My final largest purchase will be within the next few weeks as I liquidate other assets in preparation for what is inevitable. Never would I have imagined in 2021 that we would still be sitting here at these price levels in current year, but here we are. I've avoided liquidation so many times. So lucky. But also made real painful sacrifices. For those if you still here, know you have a brother out here, biding his time with you. Godspeed.

7777777

$1000 EOY is not a meme

It's over mumu

Remember 69k?

Holy fuck. Is this real?

How the fuck is link not over $1000 now?

No comment

80k is no longer a possibility, now we celebrate milestones on the way down.

It looks like your little "bull run" is over

How do I make an easy and lazy living? I wish I could be a neet, but I can't.
I don't need a lot of money, if I make $1000 a month, I will be okey.

Reminder that BTC, XRP, BNB and DOGE will be the first to pop off, in that order.

2hPolygon Quietly Patched Security Flaws in Two Hard Forks Before Disclosing Them - Decrypt

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6hCrypto.com-linked Cronos network halts after Tectonic exploit estimated at $75 million - The Block

7hChainalysis accuses ICE of unfairly steering $95 million blockchain contract to TRM Labs - The Block

10hFrom Hawala to Swift: Inside the 1,000-year battle to move money safely - CoinDesk

11hAfter Their AI Models Hacked Real Companies, AI Labs Call for Stronger Cyber Defenses - Decrypt

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August 29, 2026, 11:30 pmLayer 1 blockchain Fogo halts mainnet after attacker receives 400 million FOGO tokens, 10% of circulating supply - The Block

August 29, 2026, 10:30 pmCosmos Labs says it wrongly cleared the bug behind a $5.7 million six-chain hack - The Block

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August 28, 2026, 10:30 pmMeta Tests Robots to Handle Data Center Work - Decrypt

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August 28, 2026, 10:00 pmXRP Treasury Company Gets One Step Closer to Listing on Nasdaq - Decrypt

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August 28, 2026, 7:30 pmFed Chair Warsh Calls AI a 'Hinge Point in History'—4 Key Things He Said - Decrypt

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August 28, 2026, 6:30 pmSolana vote to double disinflation passes by a hair in dramatic finish - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 6:00 pmBitwise fund is first Solana ETF to hit $1 billion AUM - The Block

August 28, 2026, 5:30 pmBitcoin Traders Watch Fed Chair Warsh for Clues—And Get Nothing - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 5:30 pmBitcoin Slips Below $80,000 After Kevin Warsh Inflation Vow - Bloomberg

August 28, 2026, 5:00 pmBitGo to buy NYDIG trading arm for $42.5M in cash and stock plus $15M earnout - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 5:00 pmBybit launches 24/7 options on stock perpetuals, starting with SpaceX and Nvidia - The Block

August 28, 2026, 4:30 pmEthereum ETFs Take $226M in a Day, Almost Matching Bitcoin's Haul - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 4:00 pmSBI Holdings invests $270 million in Ajaib, taking 20% stake amid Asia digital asset push - The Block

August 28, 2026, 3:30 pmIREN’s $25 billion-$30 billion AI buildout may have ‘spooked’ investors, Bernstein says - The Block

August 28, 2026, 3:00 pmEthena looks beyond crypto to squeeze yield from booming equity perpetuals - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 2:30 pmSBI acquires 20% stake in Indonesia's Ajaib for $270 million to expand yen stablecoin in Southeast Asia - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 2:00 pmUK Police Seize $1.4M in Bitcoin Traced to Shuttered Darknet Markets - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin is outperforming stocks and correlating with gold just when it matters most - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 2:00 pmInvestors at least $4.7 billion underwater across Trump crypto ventures, Public Citizen says - The Block

August 28, 2026, 1:30 pmCircle strikes Chelsea front-of-shirt sponsorship deal featuring USDC - The Block

August 28, 2026, 1:30 pmCircle's USDC takes over Chelsea's jersey in Premier League first sponsorship deal - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 1:30 pmBullish backs USD.AI with $100 million in financing to drive GPU-backed loans - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 1:30 pm240 Crypto Millionaires Booked Over Half of Britain's Taxable Crypto Gains - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 12:30 pmJudge Rules Trump Administration Illegally Retaliated Against Anthropic Over AI Red Lines - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 12:30 pmVisa doubles down on South Korea with Upbit operator Dunamu on stablecoin payments - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 12:00 pmLatest annual UK tax data shows 240 people reported more than £1 million in crypto capital gains - The Block

August 28, 2026, 11:30 amLive updates: Bitcoin options worth $6.4 billion just expired as prices hover near $80,000 - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 11:30 amKraken users briefly locked out after a flood of sanctioned crypto transactions - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 8:30 amDunamu and Visa partner on stablecoin, AI business; Open Standard’s OUSD under consideration - The Block

August 28, 2026, 8:30 amSolana’s faster supply cuts lead vote while $800,000 daily burn plan trails - CoinDesk

August 28, 2026, 5:00 amXRP treasury firm Evernorth says SEC registration now effective, clearing way for Nasdaq listing - The Block

August 28, 2026, 3:30 amBitGo buys NYDIG’s institutional trading business, expanding derivatives offering - The Block

August 28, 2026, 1:30 amUAE ‘spy sheikh’ takes 49% stake in Trump family’s bank venture: WSJ - The Block

August 28, 2026, 1:00 amBitcoin Completes First Experimental Quantum-Safe Transaction, Starkware Says - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 12:30 amGoogle’s Android 17 Turns On New Privacy Feature—But Your Browsing Isn’t Fully Hidden - Decrypt

August 28, 2026, 12:00 amBitcoin Privacy Wallet Sparrow Issues Update After AI Flags Fixes - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 11:30 pmCrypto Offerings Exemption Meets Reality of Waning Demand - Bloomberg

August 27, 2026, 11:30 pmRed Flag? OpenAI's Agentic ChatGPT Work Signs Into Your Accounts Without You - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 10:30 pm$6.4 Billion in Bitcoin Options Expire Tomorrow—Here's What It Means - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 9:00 pmConnecticut's new lawsuit against Kalshi piles on to prediction market legal fight - CoinDesk

August 27, 2026, 8:30 pmPolish Olympic Committee president detained in Zondacrypto bribery probe - The Block

August 27, 2026, 8:30 pmNo, Ledger Wasn’t Hacked: Vulnerable Ethereum App Was Patched Before Exploit, Company Says - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 8:00 pmEthena Foundation proposes fee switch for ENA token buybacks among other updates - The Block

August 27, 2026, 8:00 pmBitcoin Eyes Major Resistance as Jackson Hole Kicks Off With Unusual Fed Agenda - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 7:30 pmWhy Nvidia’s Acquisition of Hugging Face Would Reshape Open-Source AI - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 7:30 pmBitcoin Retakes $80,000 Amid Increasing Signs of Fresh Demand - Bloomberg

August 27, 2026, 7:00 pmGTA 6 leaker cashes out of his own memecoin hours before Rockstar's gameplay reveal - CoinDesk

August 27, 2026, 6:30 pmMoonPay’s newest integration lets AI agents handle crypto lending on Solana - CoinDesk

August 27, 2026, 6:30 pmPolish Olympic chief arrested as prosecutors probe suspected crypto-linked bribe - CoinDesk

August 27, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin Could Overtake Gold in the Next Bull Run: Binance Founder CZ - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 6:00 pmAI Finds Critical Flaw in Bitcoin Lightning, Devs Issue Emergency Warning - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 6:00 pmDeFi Development Corp resumes Solana purchases, acquiring nearly 20,000 SOL - The Block

August 27, 2026, 6:00 pm240 UK taxpayers made more than $1.3 million each from crypto holdings in fiscal 2025 - CoinDesk

August 27, 2026, 5:30 pmSolana Is Having Its Best Month Since 2024—With a Historic Governance Vote on Deck - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 5:00 pmPURR jumps 15% as Hyperliquid Strategies updates $1.9 billion HYPE treasury and ‘fortress balance sheet’ - The Block

August 27, 2026, 5:00 pmFlock CEO Asks Americans to 'Compromise' on Privacy as Camera Backlash Grows - Decrypt

August 27, 2026, 5:00 pmClearing firm RQD* raises $74 million as Wall Street prepares for tokenized markets - CoinDesk

August 27, 2026, 4:30 pmCharles Schwab to add Solana, Avalanche and Chainlink to crypto trading platform - The Block

August 27, 2026, 4:30 pmChainalysis says global crypto taxable activity topped $457 billion in 2025 - The Block

August 27, 2026, 3:30 pmMoonwell investigates lending market issue on Base as security firms flag multimillion-dollar exploit - The Block

August 27, 2026, 2:30 pmBinance co-founder Changpeng ‘CZ’ Zhao says bitcoin could surpass gold in next bull market - The Block