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Inb4
>muh bankers muh politicians
Wow, very funny, what an original joke

And i still cannot buy fucking eth under 1500.......
Someone nuke india pls!

missed SHIB and all the other 1million% shitcoin gainers. now there's none left, every thought/idea/meme has been created twice over and nothing is ever shilled here anymore

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>The CLARITY Act is about to be signed.
US corporations will begin buying large quantities of Bitcoin and altcoins.
>The US Strategic Bitcoin Reserve will accumulate 5% of the total supply using a rebalanced Strategic Gold Reserve as collateral.
Trump is about to audit Fort Knox, and ARMA is being drafted to prevent future presidents from selling for a minimum of 20 years.
>The housing market has introduced cryptocurrency backed mortgages.
Participants will hold their cryptocurrencies for 15 and 30 year terms.

How make money today?

>the AI companies are just hyping themselves up to increase stock value

Meanwhile in the real world

Talk to my mentor, he says i need a trading strategy. Turns out to be only 30% win rate. I do the opposite of what i should do. Now making 6 figures

Day 339 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Day 1750 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

anyone else here like me and did their last crypto trade about 14 months ago, and only just now coming back to see if there's any good deals to slurp?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

should I open a Roth IRA or just keep buying voo with my personal brokerage account?

crapto is going nowhere

this empty office image that feels nostalgia

4th of July 2026, CLARITY ACT

have a nap for now
i will wake you up when were at 30k
then you can have all the pumps you want

26mNotorious ‘jaredfromsubway’ MEV bot drained for roughly $7.5 million in counter-MEV honeypot - The Block

7hEthereum's biggest 'sandwich' bot drained of $7.5 million in ironic exploit - CoinDesk

16hSecret Network’s Axelar bridge drained for $4.67 million in infinite-mint exploit that went unnoticed for seven days - The Block

19hCharles Schwab is working with Cboe to launch S&P 500 ‘yes-or-no’ binary options contracts: WSJ - The Block

22hAndre Cronje, two others resign from Sonic Labs board as S token trades 97% below its peak - The Block

23hBitcoin Network Activity Is Rising as BTC Falls Nearly 50% Below Peak Price: CryptoQuant - Decrypt

23hAI is making crypto security cheaper, faster and harder to ignore - CoinDesk

June 19, 2026, 10:30 pmCharles Schwab Planning to Roll Out S&P 500 Prediction Markets With Cboe: WSJ - Decrypt

June 19, 2026, 10:00 pmHouse Republican Introduces Insider Trading Bill to Ban Lawmaker Prediction Market Bets - Decrypt

June 19, 2026, 8:00 pmTD Cowen says CME has the upper hand in lawsuit against CFTC over crypto perpetual futures - The Block

June 19, 2026, 8:00 pmThe 5 Largest Publicly Traded Solana Treasury Firms - Decrypt

June 19, 2026, 7:00 pmStrive Blames Leverage Liquidations After SATA and Bitcoin Giant Strategy's STRC Plunge - Decrypt

June 19, 2026, 4:00 pmTwo Texas brothers admit to $8 million crypto robbery after holding family at gunpoint, face up to 20 years in prison - The Block

June 19, 2026, 3:00 pmGoMining challenges Jack Dorsey's Square with payments system designed around bitcoin - CoinDesk

June 19, 2026, 2:00 pmFranklin Templeton proposes new ETFs that turn corporate dividends into bitcoin - CoinDesk

June 19, 2026, 1:30 pmTexas Brothers Plead Guilty to $8M Armed Crypto Kidnapping - Decrypt

June 19, 2026, 1:00 pm‘Most difficult day in the history of digital credit’: Strive CEO says leverage liquidation drove STRC and SATA selloff - The Block

June 19, 2026, 1:00 pmBase targets June 25 mainnet launch for Beryl upgrade and new B20 token standard - The Block

June 19, 2026, 12:30 pmWorld Cup Mints Big Prediction Winners and Million-Dollar Losers - Bloomberg

June 19, 2026, 12:30 pmFranklin Templeton Files for ETFs That Funnel Stock Dividends Into Bitcoin - Decrypt

June 19, 2026, 12:30 pmEthereum could face core development ‘funding crisis’ within nine months, says former EF contributor - The Block

June 19, 2026, 12:00 pmFranklin Templeton files for ETFs that reinvest stock dividends into bitcoin - The Block

June 19, 2026, 11:00 amMicrosoft found malware that hijacks crypto wallets and spreads through USB sticks - CoinDesk

June 19, 2026, 9:00 amWhat Happens When Bitcoin Reaches 21 Million Supply? - The Block

June 19, 2026, 7:30 amCFTC, SEC request public comment to clarify definition of ‘swaps’ amid CME lawsuit - The Block

June 19, 2026, 6:30 amKalshi making early IPO talks with investment banks: report - The Block

June 19, 2026, 5:00 amMorgan Stanley files amendments for ETH and SOL ETFs, revealing lowest fees in market - The Block

June 19, 2026, 4:30 amFidelity launches GENIUS-aligned money market fund for stablecoin issuers - The Block

June 19, 2026, 12:00 amStrategy’s preferred stock STRC continues to trade under $90 as trading volume jumps - The Block

June 18, 2026, 11:30 pmMichael Saylor’s Bitcoin Flywheel Has a Preferred Stock Problem - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 11:30 pmCryptoQuant says bitcoin microtransactions now make up 80% of daily transactions - The Block

June 18, 2026, 11:30 pmCFTC Hits Celsius Crypto Fraudster Alex Mashinsky With Permanent Trading Ban - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 11:00 pmNew Texas power grid allocation framework could lift bitcoin miners turned data center operators - The Block

June 18, 2026, 10:30 pmRep. Steil introduces bill to block lawmakers from placing prediction markets bets on public policy issues - The Block

June 18, 2026, 10:30 pmSen. Gillibrand’s son is building a perps exchange that wants dual CFTC, SEC oversight: report - The Block

June 18, 2026, 10:30 pmEthereum Foundation Exodus Continues as Co-Director Hsiao-Wei Wang Departs - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 10:00 pmEurope's Crypto Firms Face Squeeze as MiCA Transition Period End Looms - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 10:00 pmEx-Celsius CEO Mashinsky gets U.S. CFTC ban in final resolution with regulator - CoinDesk

June 18, 2026, 10:00 pmCFTC enters settlement with former Celsius CEO, imposes a permanent trading ban - The Block

June 18, 2026, 9:00 pmKentucky Sues Kalshi, Polymarket as Prediction Market Legal Battle Swells - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 9:00 pmJPMorgan says bitcoin mining economics have ‘worsened’ as BTC trades below production cost - The Block

June 18, 2026, 9:00 pmHyperliquid poised to become more than an exchange and drive HYPE higher, Hyperion CEO says - The Block

June 18, 2026, 8:30 pmBitcoin Falls Back Toward $60,000 on Strategy Shares, Rate Fears - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 8:30 pmWhy Bitcoin Titan Strategy's STRC Is Falling to New Lows - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 8:30 pmJefferies expects IREN’s AI cloud business to outpace data center leasing, sees 30% upside - The Block

June 18, 2026, 8:00 pmBitcoin, Ethereum Traders Grow Even More Bearish as Prices Fall After Fed Decision - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 7:30 pmCME Group sues CFTC over perpetual futures in US, accusing the agency of ‘suddenly’ changing course - The Block

June 18, 2026, 7:30 pmU.S. agencies seek stablecoin customer-ID rules akin to banks in new GENIUS Act rule - CoinDesk

June 18, 2026, 7:00 pmClimate Negotiators Reach Finance Sticking Point in Bonn Talks - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 6:30 pmEveryday Savers Bet Big on Bitcoin Giant Strategy's STRC—Now It's Falling - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 6:00 pmJerome Powell Supports Fed's New Stablecoin Policies—But Chair Kevin Warsh Abstains - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 6:00 pmEthereum Foundation loses another key leader as co-executive director Hsiao-Wei Wang resigns - CoinDesk

June 18, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin miners Bitdeer, CleanSpark and more report mixed May output as AI buildouts impact hashrate growth, treasury models - The Block

June 18, 2026, 5:30 pmEthereum Foundation co-Exec Director and board member Hsiao-Wei Wang steps down - The Block

June 18, 2026, 5:30 pmThe DAO hack at 10: From $50 million exploit to a $130 million Ethereum security fund - The Block

June 18, 2026, 4:30 pmFederal Reserve rolls out proposing rulemaking requiring stablecoin issuers to maintain customer identification program - The Block

June 18, 2026, 4:30 pmAlgorand unveils roadmap to achieve quantum resistance by 2028 - CoinDesk

June 18, 2026, 4:30 pmKraken integrates Solana DEX trading into core app, with support for additional networks planned - The Block

June 18, 2026, 4:30 pmTether’s XAUT gold token added to Ledn lending platform - The Block

June 18, 2026, 4:00 pmThe Crypto-Treasury Dream Unravels After a 90% Stock Plunge - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 4:00 pmBitcoin miner HIVE inks $220 million AI GPU deal with Bell, expects $70 million annual revenue - The Block

June 18, 2026, 3:32 pmAlchemy unveils Visa-powered virtual payment card for AI agents - The Block

June 18, 2026, 3:32 pmAlchemy's AI-driven identity and payment service gains access to Visa network - CoinDesk

June 18, 2026, 3:00 pmIreland Tightens Crypto Safeguards in New Financial Crime Action Plan - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 2:30 pmBitcoin slips below $64,000 as hawkish Fed overshadows signs of onchain repair - The Block

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmWintermute Hacked for About $160 Million in DeFi Operations - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmSouth Korea Moves to Freeze Bitcoin Tied to Do Kwon - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmStablecoin compliance startup Range raises $8.3 million from fintech and crypto VCs - The Block

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmFirst Crypto ETFs in Australia See Trading Evaporate - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin Reclaims $31,000 Level After Weeks of Languishing - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin’s Unrelenting Selloff Puts Prices on Verge of $20,000 - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin Bounces After Rout But Vibe Is Still ‘Strongly Negative’ - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin Gains the Most in a Month as Dollar Drop Boosts Crypto - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmAztec investigates $2 million exploit of deprecated payments product - The Block

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmHack Victim Axie Raises $150 Million to Stem Gamer Defections - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmProduct Tracking Luna Cryptocurrency Tumbles 99% - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmBritain’s Crypto List: Here Are the People to Watch - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 2:00 pmBritain’s Crypto List: Here’s Who to Watch - Bloomberg

June 18, 2026, 1:30 pmCME to Sue CFTC Over Bitcoin Perpetual Futures Approval: CEO - Decrypt

June 18, 2026, 1:30 pmBitcoin's nemesis, the Dollar Index, is on the verge of a major breakout - CoinDesk