Maybe I ll be able to finally buy under 1500?

Is this the ultimate /biz/ hack? I'm investing 50+% of my GROSS income

WHO REDEEMED?!

why do the jews make me work so hard for money?

AI is going to make banking nearly impossible. AI will hallucinate reasons for every transfer being a scam, thank you India, and it will take days to navigate the AI governed customer support to approve it. Companies are using AI to actively make their products and services unusable just so they can be completely immune to liability. I can't understand why everyone is creating unusable systems and claiming AI is good for us. This ties back to the K shaped economy, because pre-vetted elites will be given all of the proper services and human attention, while the rest of have to deal with neutered unhelpful AI systems that are designed to basically make the 90% go away. The future of businesses will be that more customers are actually a liability because a wealthy client would cover the price of 10 poorer clients. Businesses are secretly in this stage now but don't want to spook us during the transition.
>tldr
AI is ruining services and we are a service economy.

>be me
>used to be poorfag
>literally used to scrounge pocket change to go to grocery store to buy expired discount items
>rich relative i never knew passes away
>leaves me with 100k
>don't know what to do with the money
>quickly understand that even though this is life changing money for some it can be quickly gone in a week

Should I go to an accountant? Any advice from you guys?

Hard mode: No crypto

are we witnessing the beginning of an ETF bubble /biz/?

AVAX - didn't break ATH, 94% down
UNI - didn't break ATH, 93% down
ADA - didn't break ATH, 92% down
LTC - didn't break ATH, 87% down
SUI - didn't break ATH, 83% down

Is it still worth buying anything anymore? I feel betrayed. All I wanted was to just make a little more money and fate shoveled shit in my face.
I don't believe there will an alt season anytime at all.

Obtaining more money makes you more cheap. Funny how that works. How is this explained?

No comment

The city should pay for my housing and transportation. Let the mayor live in the goyim world.

pirates of the gulf of oman edition

>I'm a poor bobo incel who wants to bitch and moan about the strait of hormuz and sandwars
>>>/pol/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smigger thread
>>62132283

I just realized the golden era of meme coins is behind us.
Something happened January 2025 that just made the public lose trust and interest in meme coins.
Will there be a bull run for memecoinfags soon? Or is it really over?

Zoomers will do these jobs.

no job? Maybe you just lack the WORK ETHIC

No comment

Umbreon Vmax PSA 10 just set a new ATH today at $6,666,67. what does this mean?

Looking to break out the wagie cage. I'm pretty good at reading where the liquidity is and timing when line go up or down. How doable is it to make ~7% monthly?
I'm now at the point where I'd rather an hero than spend the rest of my life changing adult diapers because there's literally no better jobs around here.

anon issues a wake up call to everyone dumping their wages into all world ETFs
is he right /biz/?
>>>/pol/533460741

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