How much do have to lift in order to fuck her?

I just want it to reach $5k

Did you listen, anon? I tried to tell you Robinhood Chain was gonna blow up.

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You wouldn't believe the amount of fucking shameless neets who just sit inside fast food restaurants asking me to buy them shit like i'm their dad.
>anon, can you please get me burrito?
they say it with all the phonetics of a child begging a parent for something. and mind you, these aren't homeless people. they sit there watching youtube on their phone dressed like they just crawled out of bed.

What the hell happened to people.

>cash +173.67

FAQ: https://pastebin.com/1HZbbTtU

futures open tomorrow at 6. i have good buffer in the eval, would like to get funded as fast as possible, but if my 10 point stop, (5 micros ie $250 risk), gets taken out no more trades for the day, i come back tuesday and try again. God Bless

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ri5zxSy_9yM

Recently I got fired from my WFH job. And I had a slight breakdown so I decided to make my boomers lives a literal hell. I started breaking glass cups like I’d just accidentally drop plates and cups randomly breaking them like 2-3 times a week until it got so bad my boomer mother had to replace the plates and cups. I would randomly slam doors and drawers in the middle of the night while they were sleeping to disrupt their REM and make them tired at work. I would talk to myself and say negative things about USA, boomers and life. This went on for 6-8 months Eventually my boomers realized that I was done playing ball. Long story short: my disruptions took a massive toll on my boomers and I was able to shake them down for a UBI. They have no agreed to give me $350-$400 per month to live in Philipines and Thailand and Cambodia. I’m pretty much going to run a continuous circuit and stay in cheaper rooms. I fly out next week. I can’t believe it worked. I’m free anons I’m going to drink and party and do edibles with Thai girls now. I no longer have to participate in the system and I’ll make sure I don’t outlive the gibs. I did it. Has anyone else has a similar trajectory? If so, how did it turn out long term?
(TLDR; I shook my boomers down for a monthly UBI by acting stupid for 6-8 months and it worked wonders)

When is the next leg up?

So, I've heard about the Fed keeping rates steady. And I've heard about corporate asset tokenization scaling up.
And I have just one thing to say:
GET STUFFED.

Dev here created a token to rug GME apes that already willing throw their money away just to fuck with them because I'm tired of the daily threads going on as long as they have so I might as well make a bag off em too.

Ticker is GME+

Anons I ask you to spread the word, drop solana addys too for gibs.

This would be the funniest shit in years if this actually works.

Godspeed gentlemen.

At what level of wealth do you completely disconnect from the poor and middle classes?

Bitcoin can't get past $78,300. Might as well just rip the bandaid off and go back to $58k. It's over.

>Be me nanoscience student
Almost finished my degree, good marks and a few offers for postgraduate programs. A master here and there, etc. Have a teacher offer me to take me to the LHC at Gineva for research. Things look peachy.

>Have a maths and physics friend tell me about finance and quants.
Apparently hard sciences students like him and myself are of interest to big companies to become analists due to the amount of hard math and programming we do.

>Tells me to look into it
>I do
>See a few open internships and undergrad programs open. Not sure.

I've heard you can make hella money here but I'm a bit skeptical. I feel likeI might be putting my future at risk by aiming for a career that's volatile and uncertain. I don't want to put all my eggs into one basket but I also feel like it'd be hard to keep doors open once i graduate.

Suggestions? Not posting in /sci/ because nobody would actually suggest anything useful. Any advice is welcome.

Uhh AI bros?

SATURDAY MUTHAFUCKA Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Deenz Edition

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com (Most elements)
https://www.ma-shops.com (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com (US)
https://www.bullionbrother.com (US)
https://thecoinshoppe.com (Canada/US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com (US)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://eu.compare.pm (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X
https://www.nuggetsbygrant.com (raw nuggets)

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k

previous thread: >>62636051

Fraud always pays. You can set your watch to it. Do you understand that? They will always choose fraud. They will do this, because there is no alternative, to fraud.. The whole thing, is fraud. That is why, they can never, ever, raise interest rates.. because those rates are about fraud.. you can only lessen the rates, to make more room for the fraud.. higher rates crowd out fraud.. they cannot allow that.. fraud, is foremost, always.. Remember that.. They will protect the fraud, before they protect you, or anyone else.

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