How the FUCK do I buy BTC without going through an exchange? I don't want to hand over my ID to kikes.

>muh crypto ATM

enjoy your 50% fee. I really don't want to miss out on this generational level bullrun with BTC and I have like $7,400 to buy with. I also live in leafland btw if that helps.

Are we close to a black swan yet?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

There are no finance jobs for introverts. WTF, I went into this for the numbers and spreadsheets, not to stutter my way through pretending to be nice to strangers

I wanna be a rich fag who posts aesthetic reels on tiktok of my awesome life while doing nothing but eating at expensive cafes and restaurants. But instead i have to sit in traffic and clock in to some retarded wagie job. Having an aristocrat soul while being a pleb is pain

*is the only car company that didn't have a shitty 2025 year*

How did they do it /biz/?

Are there still people taking seriously the idea of naval escorts through the strait of Hormuz?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Mastercard just acquired BVNK. You know what this means...

XRP TO ONE HUNDRED U.S. DOLLARS

Does anyone know what tool this is? I saw this on a coworkers laptop, they were also able to trade on hyperliquid through it. I tried google but couldn’t find anything.

So I should have a saving account with about 5 months of salary stored... and the rest?

Just dump the rest on the stock market? It's like this is a swindle to force me to invest in the American stock market. Is this some judeo-american trick or something? Even our Swiss pension funds are tied up in America's economy. The promise of high returns has tricked all nations to pile their money in America. No wonder America is rich! Yet what do we get in return? Some glorified meta-search engine that is "intelligent". To uphold this ponzi, now America is building data centers and increasing energy production... so that my "intelligent" meta-search engine can speak to me in a cute girlie voice? And flirt with me, while she is reprimanding me or teaching me? Not only this, but there are so many companies creating these "intelligent" meta-search engines and mostly for free use, how does the cost of building the infrastructure justify this service?
Like 1984 where at the end its revealed they are just producing things to then destroy to make it seem like the economy is prosperous, but everyone is fucking poor.
Am I wrong here? Like in world of war craft I also like "seeing numba go up" in regards to charts, but it seems so fake to me. And the excess money cant be stored anywhere else, since nothing else has any value anymore.

High oil prices are good for the US economy.

stocks

previous >>61995186

I expected a big crash considering current events. Why is the market holding so well?

>BTC going up
>silver going down
>gold crabbing
What the fuck is even going on anymore? Everyone told me precious metals would go up with a war with Iran but yet none of that came true. Who the fuck am I supposed to believe now?

IT EITHER GOES UP HERE OR ITS FUCKING OVER

Would you rather own every other auto company in the world, or Tesla? According to Wall Street, you should pick Tesla

>35 soon
>120k NW
Do I just keep paupermaxxing and dumping all my savings into my brokerage account + maxxing my Roth every year?

I save about 2k a month. I’ve become a bit of a stock picking fag, but I want to know if I should just dump the 2k in VT instead of trying to beat the market. My IQ is about 107 and I’m a lazy and unambitious retard so my only “skill” is pauperism

there's a get rich quick glitch in the wild for all my real efferum niggas. but most of /biz/ too pussy and not hungry enough to get that seven oh oh oh, triple oh (7 mil)
>find sports match with underdog team that has low odds and is listed on polymarket.
>you buy all the shares from the underdog team. the lower the price, the better. don't buy anything above 50c/share.
>before the game starts you go do some real nigga shit like kidnap players of either team or swat them so the game doesnt start and isnt rescheduled within 7 days
>polymarket bet will resolve 50-50, you make fat profit. shares bought at 40c will return 125%. shares bought at 30c return 166% etc.
so what is you waiting for nigga. get a 2.5 mil $ loan from schlomoberg right now. don't worry, he don't care bout no credit score when you talmbout what you is tryna do with ts money. put that shit on 30c shares and send the yns ona misdion. boom, you us a millionaire now. and for y'all punk ass hoes doubting my steez:
>If the match is canceled (not played at all), ends in a tie, or is delayed beyond 7 days from the scheduled date without a winner determined, this market will resolve to 50-50. If the match ends in a forfeit, disqualification, or walkover (team withdraws before the start and the other wins automatically), this market will resolve to 50-50.

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