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You could have made generational wealth if only you were loyal to Palantir

Crazy Market Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

you can only post in this thread if you have NEVER spent a SINGLE dime on fake digital money

>broooo SPCX is gonna rocket to $500!!!
>this is gonna be like TSLA where no one believed and then shot up!!!
>this is buying for the future, this is for space stations on the moon, this is for mars colonization, starlink dominance
Let's say all of this was true. Let's say a magical genie gave you certainty that this was 100% all going to happen. If you had even 80 IQ, you would know all of this would take years. You would understand the stock price will be volatile and due to the lockup period there will be profit taking from early investors who own thousands to millions of shares and can become a millionaire overnight regardless of the price they sell at. You would understand that even if you got in "late" one year late once the huge volatility ends, you would be making bank. You would understand you can invest your money in to anything else and make money, and when SPCX hits a low and everyone is trashing on it, you can finally go all in at a very low price.
But you bought at $200. You FOMO'd. You could not even see what every single redditor, youtuber, tiktoker, twitter, social media faggot was saying. And now you are bagholding and coping.
It's time to admit you are a drooling retard. Put your money in to VOO, or give your money to a financial advisor.

Anal sex is based and I'm tried of pretending it's not.

I really hope the fed doesn't hike rates in September leading to Bitcoin crashing once in September and once more in November after the Democrats win the midterms. That would be... Terrible.

No comment

The greater fool theory was right...

What would a smartfag like you do with $10,000?

Every pullback is an opportunity

Is Michael Saylor boomerposting bullish?

https://x.com/saylor/status/2084787271631356402

>stock market soaring
>dow jones record heights
>ai tech stocks worth trillions
>movies raking in billions
>golden age accomplished
yet the guy who is responsible for this unprecedented wealth is suspiciously unfaced that his own tech and media stock seems to be underperforming that much. what could be the reason for this? i mean the stock is literally called Trump Media & Technology. for a guy as vain as Trump this seems unusual. and as we all know Trump is not afraid of making money and he has famously multiplied his own wealth during his presidency. so how come the only stock bearing his own name is underperforming that much? how come the stock of the guy selling microsecond truth social tweets can't make his own stock perform well? why is Trump losing when it comes to his very own stock? make it make sense please.

Dug up an old wallet and saw my stack is basically worthless. Been playing around with the almost dead defi. Minswap and Strike. Anyone in my position who found an old wallet or reluctantly holds onto ADA?

What Would You Do If You Woken Up One Day And Saw The XRP Coin At $130?

I regret investing in crypto

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Previously on /smg/
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Day 1781 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

WTF

The giga unlocks kek

1hBitcoin Tests Market’s Patience as Zcash Gives Holders Hope: Analysis - Decrypt

1hFeds Say an NFT Founder Raised $10 Million Only to Blow It All on Gambling, Trading, and a DJ Hobby - Decrypt

1hCrypto's campaign efforts see rare loss, but crypto roster in Congress likely to grow - CoinDesk

44mAnalysts see bitcoin bottom forming through boredom as price clings to $64K amid spot ETF inflows - The Block

14mTeraWulf’s HPC leasing revenue jumps 52%, widening lead over bitcoin mining - The Block

14mNFT founder accused of using millions from investor funds to finance DJ hobby, gambling - The Block

1hCircle Taps Visa, Mastercard and BlackRock as Validators for September Arc Launch - Decrypt

1hColdcard exploit could boost demand for regulated bitcoin exposure, analysts say - CoinDesk

1hEliza Founder Declares AI Token 'Dead,' Shuts Down Foundation After Lawsuit Settlement - Decrypt

1hKraken parent Payward shifts position on tokenized equities and voting rights - The Block

1hGalaxy shares sink 12% after Q2 loss as AI data center business begins generating revenue - The Block

2hSaylor’s Strategy joins Coinbase, Morgan Stanley and more in pledging contributions to Trump Accounts - The Block

2hOndo Finance hires former Blockchain.com CFO Adam Schlisman - CoinDesk

3hNoumura’s Laser Digital backs ZIGChain for onchain private credit push in UAE - CoinDesk

3hMastercard expands stablecoin push with Crypto Credential pilot - The Block

3hWorld Chain becomes first production L2 to ship streaming Block Access Lists via Flashblocks - The Block

4hAnthropic's Claude Mythos 5 'Targeted Real People' in UK Cyber Tests: AISI - Decrypt

4hGalaxy Digital shares slip 5% after second-quarter results - CoinDesk

4hVisa expands stablecoin capabilities on Visa Direct with zerohash collaboration - The Block

4hYellow Card raises $40 million to link banks to stablecoin processing - CoinDesk

4hCircle names BlackRock, DTCC among Arc validators as Q2 revenue hits $701 million - The Block

5h‘Panic visible onchain’: Bitcoin activity hits 2026 high amid Coldcard attack as K33 flags potential bottoming pattern - The Block

5hNovogratz’s Galaxy Misses Revenue Estimates, Shares Decline - Bloomberg

5hEthereum Proposal Would Burn Staking Rewards to Zero if Half of ETH Is Staked - Decrypt

5hKeeping Your Bitcoin Stash Safe Has Never Been Harder - Bloomberg

5hBinance Claims RedotPay Diverted Users in $470 Million Lawsuit - Bloomberg

5hThe $120 million Coldcard hack lights up Bitcoin's memory pool - CoinDesk

6hCircle Revenue Misses Estimates as Crypto Markets Mired in Rout - Bloomberg

7hCipher slides 16% on wider Q2 losses as Bernstein sees upside from Texas power audit - The Block

7hEx-LAPD Officer Gets Life Plus 15 Years Over $350K Bitcoin Robbery - Decrypt

8hFormer LAPD officer gets life sentence for kidnapping teen in $350,000 bitcoin robbery: report - The Block

9hEliza Labs founder declares native token ‘dead,’ winds down foundation after Burwick Law settlement - The Block

10hCrypto PAC Fairshake scores primary wins in Michigan and Washington - The Block

11hNew Ethereum proposal would cut issuance to zero if staked ETH reaches $112 billion - CoinDesk

11hHacked Bitcoin Wallet Maker Warns of AI Failure to Detect Bug - Bloomberg

14hCrypto ‘will be fine’ even if Clarity fails to pass this week, Bitwise CIO Matt Hougan says - The Block

14hThree Missouri men charged over alleged plot to steal bitcoin through home invasion - The Block

18hThis Bitcoin Bridge Shut Itself Down Because AI Was Finding Bugs Too Fast - Decrypt

18hTribal gaming regulators, senators make a renewed push to add prediction markets provision to Clarity Act - The Block

18hAI Enthusiast Bugs His Toddler's Sleepover and Feeds It to Claude—The Internet Bugs Back - Decrypt

19hBlackRock’s spot Ethereum ETF to undergo 1-for-3 reverse share split in October - The Block

19hOpenAI Dumps Apple Employees' Text Messages to Fight Trade Secret Suit - Decrypt

19hWhat Happens to BitMEX’s $3 Billion Fund Once the Exchange Sunsets - Bloomberg

19hLedger Says Coldcard Exploit Shows Bitcoin Wallet Security Must Adapt to AI - Decrypt

20hPolice Have Arrested 37 Americans Over AI Data Center Protests This Year - Decrypt

20hJim Cramer Is Selling His Bitcoin Over Quantum Threat—Crypto Twitter Is Thrilled - Decrypt

20hSpaceX tops Wall Street revenue forecast, posts $540 million loss on bitcoin holdings - CoinDesk

21hEthereum researchers propose burning validator rewards to cap staking at 50% - The Block

21hCloudflare kicks off stablecoin wallet rollout for AI agents to pay for APIs and online content - The Block

21hColdcard Bitcoin Exploit Explained: Entropy, How Keys Are Generated, and Why Bits Matter - Decrypt

22hSolana Proposal Would Increase Daily SOL Burns More Than 10-Fold - Decrypt

23hOpen USD rattled Circle's stock, but its key backers still support USDC - CoinDesk

23hSamsung is poised to become a dominant stablecoin distributor, analysts say - CoinDesk

23hAlibaba Just Gave Away Its Best AI Model For Free, Almost Matching Claude and ChatGPT - Decrypt

23hRobinhood shrugs off crypto slump as Coinbase activity remains tied to trading cycle - The Block

23hSenators seek SEC probe of President Trump’s memecoin as crypto bill enters into a pivotal week - The Block

August 4, 2026, 7:00 pmHashdex to Shut Down Bitcoin ETF After Struggling to Gain Assets - Decrypt

August 4, 2026, 6:30 pmClarity Act sits idle over Trump ethics question as Warren asks SEC to investigate him - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 6:00 pmWells Fargo joins JPMorgan and Citi in the race to tokenize Wall Street’s settlement rails - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 5:30 pmHut 8 shares slip after mild Q2 revenue miss as AI data center pipeline grows - The Block

August 4, 2026, 5:30 pmDinari launches tokenized S&P 500 stocks for US self-custody wallets using USDC - The Block

August 4, 2026, 5:30 pmBitGo moves $7.4 billion Wrapped Bitcoins to Chainlink CCIP in latest LayerZero exodus - The Block

August 4, 2026, 5:00 pmBitdeer stock pops and drops on $4.7 billion AI data center lease in Norway - The Block

August 4, 2026, 4:30 pmDinari brings tokenized U.S. stocks to American investors as equity race heats up - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 4:30 pmIntesa Sanpaolo slashed IBIT stake by 94% in 2Q, tripled ether ETF holding as crypto prices slumped - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 4:00 pmApple's AI Slop Problem Left a $200K macOS Exploit Unreported - Decrypt

August 4, 2026, 3:30 pmBitGo’s WBTC move pushes LayerZero-to-Chainlink tally near $15 billion - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 3:30 pmAs Clarity Act teeters, mystery group hammers away at crypto in Washington ads - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 3:00 pmBNY to add crypto staking to digital asset custody platform - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 2:30 pmColdcard urges users to move bitcoin as active wallet exploit continues - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 2:30 pmOKX says Coldcard exploit triggers ‘record’ inflows to centralized exchanges - The Block

August 4, 2026, 2:00 pmDCG’s Fortitude acquires 12.5 MW Nebraska facility for net $4.7 million, expanding Zcash mining portfolio - The Block

August 4, 2026, 2:00 pmBlackRock Tokenizes $311B of European Money Market Funds With JP Morgan's Kinexys - Decrypt

August 4, 2026, 1:30 pmCathie Wood’s Ark Invest snaps up nearly $10 million in Coinbase and Circle stock - The Block

August 4, 2026, 1:30 pmThe bitcoin market has plenty of reasons to freak out, yet calm pervades - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 1:30 pmSouth African lawmakers propose draft rules on cross-border crypto transactions - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 1:00 pmHardware Wallet Firms Warn of Phishing Surge as Coldcard Losses Near $130M - Decrypt

August 4, 2026, 12:30 pmBlackRock debuts tokenized access to $311 billion of money market funds in Europe - CoinDesk

August 4, 2026, 12:00 pmFive Convicted of Imprisoning Crypto Millionaires in London 'Torture' Ordeal - Decrypt

August 4, 2026, 12:00 pmFirst U.S. spot bitcoin ETF to close as inflows dwindle, investors chase AI returns - CoinDesk