Chat gpt told me is possible to use github pages as backend and neocities as frontend, then encrypt the URL so retards here don't report my github account, and then use a p2p library to have basically free multiplayer PWA app.

And then add a banner to generate money.

Then is just a matter of making a 4chan 2D game.

this is really grim to the point where I can't joke about it. im starting to not like being a doomer anymore.

> charts from """reputable""" site
https://www.macrotrends.net/1369/crude-oil-price-history-chart
> the price never goes negative on the chart
> the oil price went negative in april 2020
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfqmjSOD7pQ
> the price went negative in reality but not on the chart

why are the charts lies?

>most unstable year in the world in at least a generation (reminder that economic indicators are as bad now as they were at the worst time of the pandemic, and this shitstorm is only beginning)
>your internet funny money follows lockstep with the markets even after all the deregulation

What happened to your digicoins being a hegde against the global economic system? Oh right, your virtual e-coins were a worthless jeet rugpull all along. If only someone had warned you...

I TRIED SO HAAAAARD AND GOT SO FAAAAAAR

Where is the roof?

Institutional demand for Bitcoin has risen to its highest level since October, 2025

No comment

what happened to the revolution?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Breaking the long term channel could take it down to 4000

There seems to be a market for digital products targeting AI as a consumer.
It seems somewhat legit.. Not sure if it is a gimmick/fad, and how much is genuine consumer demand - like repeat customers.
But this could be a thing? thoughts?

What went wrong with memecoins? I remember just last year picrel was still talked about everywhere. I only just remembered from looking at some old notes

Due to my own actions and decisions I am currently unemployed. What are the financial implications?

OIL IS BACK edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>62001285

soft take: early ai pictures will become valuable in the future

Big money keeps protecting the lows. I fear we won't get the dump we deserve bros.

do not look at the price of oil right now

No comment

Every pullback is an opportunity

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