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I'm realizing people who I thought were rich were actually just making like $200k ish a year and that in fact I likely have never seen anyone who is actually rich ($100 million+ net worth)

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I'm 40 and I have been fudding Chainlink since I was 30

Rate this whore that I've been fucking regularly bros.

TOP IN OCTOBER

it's still time to scoop some tokens before the next year's mega bullrun.
2027 - the year of the chainlink token (as predicted by klaus schwab in the whitepaper)

BOTTOM IN OCTOBER

Day 1788 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

my gpa passed away and they are selling the house, divided up between some of my other family members ill prob receive 100k at the end of all of it. do i tell my girlfriend or like friends? I fear she'll just want me to spend all of it on dumb crap or like some crazy vacation. i just want to put away most of it in boomer stocks and index funds or whatever to create a nest egg and just let it cook.

It is now considered more feasible to work a 9/5 than it is to quit your job and make your own business in house.
>you will flood yourself with credit card debt until you file bankruptcy.
>your company growth will never hit that glass ceiling on the floor as a successful company.
>the fees and overhead will
eat you alive as it increases each year to a 30% rate

You make more money as a wage slave than you are operating in your own business.

>ramp up your contributions over time
what the fuck? no, you should front-load the fuck out of your retirement savings. put away every fucking dollar you earn in your 20s and let compound interest due the rest.
>put money into safe but low-yield investments like bonds to reduce risk
this is also stupid. just hold some fund for decades and the risk goes away but the returns stay up.

Once you leave a job, the first thing you may experience is a mental withdrawal from the routine and activities that once occupied your mind. But slowly, as your mind settles and you regain a sense of balance, creativity begins to flow back in. It’s almost like giving your mind the space to breathe again—and in that space, new ideas and inspiration start to return.

Your social contract, sir.

I said I wasn’t going to buy goy gold and stick to ETH and LINK, but I just slurped 0.1. What am I in store for? I figured once the sheep realize what’s going on to dollar everyone’s gonna flee to something “finite” and then they rug pull once everyone’s on board. By they I mean the (((central intelligence))) that created it. Should I go for 0.2? I think I’ll stick with the eth and link accumulation personally

The nostradamus of AI

Just where the fuck do you think you're going?

If you think you have it so bad due to your losses just remind yourself you at least have your health

>not a single competing chains even dunked saarlana for it
This is a proof nobody actually cares about muh decentralization

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