Chainlink is honestly the most hilarious scam ever concocted. At least with scams like ICP, the baggies quickly knew they were scammed, the token went to zero and they could move on with their life and try to recover.

Instead Chainlink keeps the scam going for years and years, with new "partnerships" and "news" and "integrations", all while the token does nothing. They give just enough breadcrumbs to keep the baggies holding on desperately for a pump, and they probably keep buying even more LINK tokens as well ensuring they remain poor forever as they wait for a "mega moon" that never comes.

In that way it's actually a more brutal and evil scam, but still funny. It's crazy because all they had to do was buy Bitcoin... or gold, or the S&P 500, or literally anything else.

WHY DIDN'T I SELL

TIMMY TUESDAY

Genuine question: What are you niggas' thoughts on Tether Gold?

How are you financially preparing for married life?

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

$0.50 next bullrun

>muh debasement trade
F that shit. The time to raise cash is now. Sell your stocks and hold cash at least until the missiles stop flying in the Middle East.

To quote my new best friend (deepseek):
Cash isn’t about being safe—it’s about being ready to go more aggressive when everyone else is paralyzed. The biggest asymmetric bets appear when fear is absolute. If you’re fully invested when the sirens go off, you’re just another bagholder.

The only thing that has ever made me money is buying and holding for literal months

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What does biz think about Jasmy? Any wild pump predictions?

I wanna make money like a real Jew, let the goys deal in the real world
In fact everyone here is an aspirational Jew making money out of thin air

I have no deep desire to aspire too, I don't wanna do my passion, I just wanna get money and fuck off, maybe think about that later

I'm under too much duress to care about that shit, I can't think clearly being poor

I didn't close my crude oil long so far. Now I'm about 30% up.
Shall I close now? Im' starting to sweat.

If the price rises to $100+ will make bank.

Liquidation on $70. What do?

Will Iran nooke some more oil infrastructure or are they spent already?

Reminder even 100 million NW is not generational wealth worthy

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I just found out about “The Work Number”
It’s Equifax’s wagie permanent record where all of your work history and salary information is listed. It’s what most HR departments use to verify employment history and your pay when applying to a new job
>mfw I now realize I can’t quit a job because it goes on some gay permanent record I can’t lie about

The US is really a dystopian shithole lmao

okay quivk someone with AI abilities turn this to bezos

spanish edition

>Latest developments on SMO EPIC FVRY
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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i invested 5k on a parlay that we will be in a war with Iran by the end of the year. CLEARLY we are in a war. But since the State department says we are not, my parlay doesn't HIT? WTF

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