How much did YOU donate for the victims of Nepal flooding? Me? I donated $50.

Q1 it was metals. Q2 it was semis. Q3 apparently now it's crypto and memecoins again. Q4 it'll be something else, maybe software or robots or quantum. But basically every quarter the hot money ball picks a new target to indiscriminately pump, like it didn't matter what semis you picked in may you 3xd your net worth regardless. Then the money gets distracted and goes somewhere else and you better go with it or you get giga shrekt to 0 with no mercy no lube. Doesn't matter fundamentals or technicals or anything. It's just hot impatient money looking for a new narrative to rawdog until it's used up and an even newer narrative catches its fancy. This is the state of investing in Y2026 of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

What is this chart?

There's an 8/10 nurse working at a clinic that I work at. Should I try and fuck her? What's the worst that can happen realistically?

don't leave me hanging bobo niggas, share your wisdom

Why aren't you learning Chinese? Probably the best financial decision you could make in 2026.

SeptemBEAR officially open!

This is not a real job.

Boomers cry when you are in debt and only pay interest
People just don't get why someone would willingly be in debt, it is the 4chan way
Not financial advice

Is now a good time to find a new job?

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SOMEONE NEEDS TO HIRE ME THIS ISNT FUNNY ANYMORE I WILL WORK AT MCDONALDs I DONT CARE

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Is it fun working in the games industry?

Has anyone here actually made it on shit coin/stock gamble?

Lot of you guys building stuff are not compliant

we hate 'em all yeah.
fuck every stinkie.
we think they're cringey.
not to mention stingy.
THEY'LL NEVER REACH FOURTEEEEN
HATE ALL LINKIEEEEEES

Why did they write the characters like retarded dudebro frat guys?
Most business majors I know are very calm and intellectual like physics majors.

JUST

best shit coin i can slid in my poofolio ?

wake me up when septembear ends...

1hSEC proposes transfer agent rule, sets event to figure out round-the-clock U.S. trading - CoinDesk

3hOpenClaw 2.0 Is Here: What Changed, Why It Took Two Months, and How It Stacks Up Against Hermes - Decrypt

3hNvidia Invests $3.5 Billion in MediaTek to Expand Beyond GPUs - Decrypt

4hBitcoin’s Biggest Hoarders Are Becoming Buffett Wannabes - Bloomberg

4hRobinhood Chain DEX Volume Jumps to $1.6 billion - Decrypt

5hDropbox Security Breach: Hackers Access Accounts Through Authentication Flaw - Decrypt

5hAnthropic Ships Claude Fable 5.1, More Than Doubling Its Predecessor on Key Benchmark - Decrypt

5hBuying memecoins with credit cards on Robinhood Wallet and Fomo appears to sidestep card-network crypto rules - The Block

7hSolana Treasury DeFi Development Corp Eyes $20 Million Raise to Buy More SOL - Decrypt

7hCrypto treasury companies hit $340 billion market cap as altcoin DATs outperform - The Block

8hSEC seeks to update its 1970s-era transfer agent rules for the blockchain age - The Block

8hX Data Breach? Users Are Getting Flooded With Password Reset Emails Nobody Requested - Decrypt

9hCathie Wood’s Ark Invest Buys $37 Million in Bitcoin and Payments Firm Block - Decrypt

9hCango shares plunge 20% after bitcoin miner reports $81.6 million Q2 loss - The Block

9hCiti, Goldman, other global banks and asset managers team up on stablecoin venture - CoinDesk

10hMusk’s X hit by wave of unsolicited password reset emails - CoinDesk

10hBitcoin and gold move in lockstep as debasement trade gains more steam - The Block

10hGal Gadot Defends AI Use in Bitcoin Film: 'Work With It or Be Out of the Game' - Decrypt

11hFirelight raises $8 million, expands beyond XRP as it aims to make DeFi less scary for fintechs - CoinDesk

11hSilhouette debuts RFQ trading for xStocks on Hyperliquid - The Block

12hEthena pushes stablecoins into everyday banking with high-yield savings, cards and payments - CoinDesk

12hUK’s crime agency freezes Premier League $13.5 million account in crypto crime probe - CoinDesk

13hHut 8's Texas power site sits inside Anthropic’s $35 billion AI deal - CoinDesk

13hEthena launches Ethena Pay app on Avalanche, offering up to 6% yield and 10% cashback - The Block

13hSouth Korea Arrests Four Over Crypto Payments to Syrian Terror Group - Decrypt

13hBitcoin defies oil price spike and rising Fed hike bets after best August since 2017 - The Block

13hSaylor Urges MSCI to Drop 'Discriminatory' Rule That Would Delete Strategy - Decrypt

14hU.S. looks to influence Japan's monetary policy. It couldn't do that with bitcoin - CoinDesk

14hBinance adds options on 1,000 US stocks and ETFs as monthly TradFi perpetual volume hits $433 billion - The Block

14hSingapore proposes 100% reserves and a ban on yields for stablecoin issuers - CoinDesk

15hKraken parent Payward to tokenize 100 London-listed stocks, with LSE 24 trading planned - The Block

15hUK's National Crime Agency Freezes $13.6M of Premier League Money in Sorare Probe: Report - Decrypt

16hSingapore Advances Stablecoin Rules as Global Adoption Picks Up - Bloomberg

16hBinance Offers Access to Options Tied to US Stocks, ETFs - Bloomberg

16hLive updates: Bitcoin ETFs resume buying as ether funds stretch streak to 11 days - CoinDesk

18hStrategy hits back at MSCI proposal, calling it ‘discriminatory’ against DATs - The Block

19hBitcoin ‘Kimchi Premium’ Is Back as South Korean Market Stirs - Bloomberg

20hArk Invest buys $37 million worth of shares in Jack Dorsey’s Block Inc - The Block

21hTrump Jr's firm leads $1 billion Polymarket raise at $21 billion value: Report - CoinDesk

21hDeFi Development Corp proposes $20 million preferred stock offering to buy more SOL - The Block

September 1, 2026, 1:00 amRobinhood Chain hits record $989 million in daily DEX volume as TVL grows - The Block

September 1, 2026, 12:00 amAs Public Fury Mounts, Texas Pulls the Plug on Flock Surveillance Funding - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 11:00 pmNorth Korean hackers are moving tens of millions on Hyperliquid as Trump pushes to onshore the crypto platform - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 10:30 pmSolana fees hit record as validators double pace of inflation cuts - The Block

August 31, 2026, 10:30 pmGeorge Santos Bet on Whether He'd Show Up to the State of the Union—Kalshi Just Banned Him for Life - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 8:30 pmOpenSea adds Solana NFT trading more than four years after initial beta - The Block

August 31, 2026, 8:30 pmHyperliquid seeks US foothold through Kraken parent Payward in crypto perpetuals deal: Bloomberg - The Block

August 31, 2026, 7:30 pmHyperliquid in Talks With Kraken Parent on US Market Entry - Bloomberg

August 31, 2026, 7:30 pmFormer SEC, CFTC Officials Urge Lighter Touch to Bring Crypto Perps Trading Onshore - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 6:00 pmKalshi issues first permanent ban to former Rep. George Santos over State of the Union trading - The Block

August 31, 2026, 6:00 pmKalshi lays down first lifetime ban for ex-member of Congress George Santos - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 6:00 pmStrive becomes fifth-largest public bitcoin treasury after 1,800 BTC buy, TD Cowen lifts ASST price target - The Block

August 31, 2026, 5:30 pmNYSE parent ICE partners with tZERO on infrastructure for tokenized securities - The Block

August 31, 2026, 5:30 pmTom Lee's Bitmine Buys $131M of ETH in Largest Ethereum Purchase Since June - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 5:00 pmNYSE owner ICE taps tZERO for tokenized securities push, takes stake in firm - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 4:30 pmSouth Korea Will Give Every Citizen Free AI Access With Unlimited Tokens - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 4:30 pmTom Lee says ether is ‘best performing macro asset’ as Bitmine adds 53,501 ETH - The Block

August 31, 2026, 4:00 pmIreland bars crypto from new tax-advantaged investment accounts - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 3:30 pm‘We’re back’: Strategy buys another 4,603 bitcoin for $369.7 million as holdings hit 845,050 BTC - The Block

August 31, 2026, 3:30 pmBitmine makes largest ether purchase since June as Tom Lee points to crypto's strong Q3 - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 3:00 pmStrategy Buys $370M of Bitcoin in First Purchase Since June - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 2:30 pmSaylor’s Strategy Restarts Bitcoin Buying, Spending $370 Million - Bloomberg

August 31, 2026, 2:00 pmHere's 1 metric on U.S. debt that makes bitcoin's bull case look stronger than ever - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 2:00 pmSberbank plans to add ether and USDT as collateral for crypto-backed loans: Report - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 1:30 pmIreland Bars Crypto From State Savings Scheme Targeting $203B in Deposits - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 12:00 pmCrypto.com's Cronos Halts Entire Blockchain After $75M Tectonic Exploit - Decrypt

August 31, 2026, 10:30 amLuke Dashjr exits mining pool Ocean after split over Bitcoin mining’s future - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 10:30 amRussia’s largest bank forecasts $46 billion in first-year crypto exchange trading under new rules: report - The Block

August 31, 2026, 10:30 amLive updates: Bitcoin holds $78,000 as yen breaks 160 and rate-hike bets lift the dollar - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 10:30 amCrypto.com-Linked Lending Platform Hit by $74 Million Exploit - Bloomberg

August 31, 2026, 8:00 amZcash private transactions could go from three-second waits to under 200 milliseconds - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 7:30 amCronos halts blockchain after $75 million lending exploit hits lending app Tectonic - CoinDesk

August 31, 2026, 1:00 amPolygon Quietly Patched Security Flaws in Two Hard Forks Before Disclosing Them - Decrypt

August 30, 2026, 11:00 pmKalshi becomes exclusive prediction market partner of US Open: report - The Block

August 30, 2026, 9:00 pmCrypto.com-linked Cronos network halts after Tectonic exploit estimated at $75 million - The Block

August 30, 2026, 8:00 pmChainalysis accuses ICE of unfairly steering $95 million blockchain contract to TRM Labs - The Block

August 30, 2026, 5:30 pmFrom Hawala to Swift: Inside the 1,000-year battle to move money safely - CoinDesk

August 30, 2026, 4:00 pmAfter Their AI Models Hacked Real Companies, AI Labs Call for Stronger Cyber Defenses - Decrypt

August 30, 2026, 2:30 amA $1.1 million crypto card hack crashed a neobank's token 49% - CoinDesk

August 29, 2026, 11:30 pmLayer 1 blockchain Fogo halts mainnet after attacker receives 400 million FOGO tokens, 10% of circulating supply - The Block