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what was the point of raising gas prices with some military operation? what the fuck was even accomplished?

would you buy this chart

>muh bitcoin is nothing
this is such a leadhead boomer take lmao. the electricity and compute that goes into creating bitcoins in the modern world of technology is quite a long distance away from "nothing". there is enormous encoded effort and thus vested interest that supports bitcoin's long-term prospects. you'll see it in the next inevitable bull run too.

but never mind, the new detraction angle is the epstein association right?

is it worse to be fired for being late or for poor performance? I showed up on time to my warehouse job every day but I got fired because I couldn't move the boxes quickly enough.

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What if BTC (and others) become fuel for vehicles? Not as a literal fuel where the BTC is consumed to power it, but that BTC acts as the medium for energy exchange.
If you don't have BTC you can't drive because all energy is traded with crypto. As long as there's crypto in the wallet attached to your car, you never run out of energy. You don't stop at a pump to refill, your SATs just decrease as you exchange them for energy to drive.

Sort of like mining in reverse, except the BTC isn't lost, it's just traded for the value of energy.
Or it could be burned and returned to the unrealized supply to be re-mined.

Its safe to buy now

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How did it ever get to this point?

PIRATE EDITION


>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
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>Gambling:
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https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
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>Pre-Market and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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People say BTC is boring since it’s not pumping. Is this all it’s gonna be or will it evolve further?

Wheat? Kek

Every pullback is an opportunity

Ancient bitcoin whales are selling into strength right now. Do with this information what you will.

are they stupid?

You may all sperg the fuck out now. Never fucking selling.

If you steal $10 every day thats $310 extra in your pocket

>manufactured pump appears
>every bullish retard in the market starts market buying the top

like moths to a flame

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