>casually browsing through the rest of the boards because /biz/ is lowbrow(n) and boring now
>fucking /bant/ of all places has posters still attempting real discussion
The first board that does three things will kick start this dead website back to being fun again:
>flags
>memeflags still available but you get shadowbanned for using them :^}
>remove the captcha (its never been hard but we aren't going to get quality memes and jokes with a filter)

Hyperliquid chads. Hyperliquid just rolled out a new feature that changes everything for us degens. You can use now your spot porfolio as collateral if you want.

>Portfolio Margin: For advanced users who want greater flexibility and capital efficiecy. All trading is unified across spot and perps. Eligible collateral assets such as HYPE can be used directly as collateral for perp positions without converting to the settlement asset. Collateral assets earn or pay interest depending on whether they are at rest or actively borrowed to open positions.

Guys, I am not fucking around anymore, sell your chainlink right now, OR ELSE

>Laid off 2 weeks ago
>receive $26,000 severance
>put it all into leveraged ETH futures.

I’m leaving it to you goyim to deal in the real world

Anything better than savemaxxing while sardinemaxxing every fucking week, financially speaking?

Iran has allowed the first oil tanker to pass through the Strait of Hormuz after the shipment was paid for in Chinese yuan.

The ‘Karachi’ oil tanker, an Aframax-class vessel carrying Das crude from Abu Dhabi, crossed the Strait of Hormuz safely with its AIS (Automatic Identification System) activated.

It is the first non-Iranian oil tanker to do so today without any incident

SHIPS PASSING THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ

Feb 25 135
Feb 26 132
Feb 27 128
Feb 28 98
Mar 1 18
Mar 2 7
Mar 3 2
Mar 4 2
Mar 5 1
Mar 6 0
Mar 7 1
Mar 8 2
Mar 9 1
Mar 10 2
Mar 11 1
Mar 12 0
Mar 13 3
Mar 14 1
Mar 15 0
Mar 16 1

Average normal traffic: 130–150 ships/day

Long your longs! This will be over in two weeks!

It won't cause rates to rise, massive loan defaults, unemployment, real estate to crash, grocery prices to moon, liquidity for investments to dry up, bonds to hit new ATHs, ATH inflation, risk assets to fall off a cliff, or a multi year global depression. Nothing ever happens am i right!

cope edition

>Latest developments on the US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previously on /smg/
>>61991543

No comment

What's the most feasible way for someone that makes $60k a year to live on their own? Is the only option shitty cheap apartments? Do I just need to better allocate my finances?

The quote that destroyed wagies

you made me sell the bottom, fuck you

Sealed PSA 9 Charizard packs.
Your welcome b. Stay poor

baggler special edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>61991036

I am bagholding eth I bought at 4.5k in 2021.

Tough day to be a WfH NEET
I woke up an hour late, did an hour of work now I'm playing my guitar & vidya.

Who does this Jew think he is? He thinks he's more important than even the FED Chair.

Is this so called golden bull with us in this room now?

MAKE IT STOP
I'm starting to think there won't be any left for anyone else at this rate

How do I turn 200k into 6 million?

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3hBitcoin outperforms gold and stocks in global turmoil as ETFs and Strategy accumulate - CoinDesk

3hUS Secret Service, UK and Canada launch Operation Atlantic targeting crypto approval phishing scams - The Block

3hTom Lee’s BitMine boosts Ethereum treasury near 4.6 million ETH as cryptos post ‘meaningful outperformance’ during Iran war - The Block

4hBitmine buys 60,999 ether as Tom Lee touts crypto strength amid Iran war - CoinDesk

4hCrypto wealth platform Abra to go public through $750 million SPAC deal - CoinDesk

4hU.S., UK, Canada start Operation Atlantic to disrupt crypto approval-phishing scams - CoinDesk

4hBernstein likens Strategy to a ‘bitcoin central bank of last resort’ as institutional demand strengthens BTC capital base - The Block

4hBitcoin Hits $74K as U.S.-Iran War Enters Third Week: Here's Why - Decrypt

4hCrypto thief teens trigger helicopter manhunt after bomb threat - DL News

5hMetaplanet raises $255 million to accelerate bitcoin accumulation - CoinDesk

5hAbra to go public via SPAC merger at $750 million valuation - The Block

5hSouth Korea fines Bithumb $24 million, orders 6-month partial suspension over AML violations - CoinDesk

5hMichael Saylor's Strategy made another huge buy of bitcoin, adding $1.57 billion worth last week - CoinDesk

5h‘Stretch the orange dots’: Michael Saylor’s Strategy buys another 22,337 bitcoin for $1.6 billion as STRC boosts acquisitions - The Block

5hSEC drops lawsuit against BitClout’s Nader Al-Naji - CoinDesk

5hMetaplanet lines up $531 million in ‘additional firepower’ for 210,000 BTC plan, CEO Gerovich says - The Block

5hHow a Trump fan snagged $2m betting on president’s second memecoin gala dinner - DL News

5hMemecoins outpace bitcoin, ether as 'barbell strategy' wins out - CoinDesk

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6hAltcoins jump as bitcoin inches toward potential $74,000 breakout - CoinDesk

6hUS-based crypto funds lead $1 billion in weekly inflows as positive streak extends to three weeks: CoinShares - The Block

7hTrump-backed WLFI passes proposal letting $5 million stakers buy 'direct access' to team - CoinDesk

7hHow Hyperliquid became an Iran war winner. HYPE price surges as exchange notches $500m in oil trades - DL News

8hSouth Korea’s Hana Group partners with Standard Chartered for digital asset business - The Block

8hFed headlines central bank rate decisions, Gemini earnings: Crypto Week Ahead - CoinDesk

9hCrypto Trading Firm BlockFills Files for Chapter 11 in Delaware - Bloomberg

9hAustralian Senate committee backs crypto bill requiring platforms to get licensed - The Block

10hAustralian Senate panel backs crypto regulation framework - CoinDesk

11hBitcoin trades around $72,800 in ‘solid’ relief bounce supported by ETF inflows - The Block

11hShapeShift founder Erik Voorhees buys $56 million worth of Ethereum: onchain analysts - The Block

11hXRP climbs 3% past $1.47 as breakout extends on broad bitcoin-led move - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin tops $74,000 as ether, sol, ada gains as much as 6% in Monday surge - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin Climbs in Asia as Other Markets Remain Tepid - Bloomberg

12hAustralia Senate Panel Backs Crypto Framework in Latest Regulatory Push - Decrypt

12hCrypto trading firm Blockfills has filed for bankruptcy - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin's price trades above its 50-day average as bullish move gathers pace - CoinDesk

12hBitcoin in Iran Limbo as ‘Old Economy’ Assets Steal Limelight - Bloomberg

13hBlockFills Entities File Bankruptcy After Withdrawals Halted, Court Froze Bitcoin - Decrypt

14hTraders Flip Senate Control Bet as Democrats Overtake Republicans on Kalshi, Polymarket - Decrypt

14hCrypto lender BlockFills files for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after weeks of turmoil - The Block

17hBitcoin Advances as Oil Jumps Toward $100 on Further Middle East Strikes - Decrypt

21hProbe reveals document detailing alleged $5 million deal linking Milei to Libra promotion: report - The Block

21hThe SEC and CFTC join hands: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

23hAave and CoW Swap publish dueling post-mortems after $50 million DeFi swap disaster - The Block

March 15, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin set for best week since September 2025 as correlation with tech stocks weakens - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 5:30 pmVenus Protocol left with roughly $2M in bad debt after exploit manipulates Thena’s THE token price - The Block

March 15, 2026, 5:30 pmHere is why Nasdaq and owner of NYSE are putting the $126 trillion equity market on blockchain - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 5:00 pmHow Florida's Stablecoin Bill Mirrors 'Big Brother' Tools Outlawed Under Ron DeSantis' CDBC Ban - Decrypt

March 15, 2026, 3:30 pmPolymarket Five-Minute Bets Capture ‘Addictive’ Crypto Craze - Bloomberg

March 15, 2026, 3:30 pmBitwise’s Matt Hougan revisits $1 million bitcoin — analysts agree but debate his timeline - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 2:30 pmVisa is ready for AI agents. So is Coinbase. They're building very different internets - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 2:30 pmCrypto broker Bitpanda bets on banks and tokenization to expand globally ahead of IPO plans - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 1:30 pmTime running out for Clarity bill, warns expert, as odds of passing ‘diminish by the day’ - DL News

March 15, 2026, 1:30 pmAI agents are quietly rewriting prediction market trading - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 12:30 pmOil price rises are ‘bad news for Bitcoin,’ with ‘inflationary chain’ to hit crypto liquidity - DL News

March 15, 2026, 6:30 amBitcoin sold off first when the U.S.-Iran war began. Two weeks later, it's outperforming nearly everything - CoinDesk

March 15, 2026, 12:00 amBoris Johnson bashes Bitcoin — and gets educated by crypto’s biggest names - DL News

March 14, 2026, 9:30 pmCustodia’s five-year fight for a Fed master account effectively ends in 7-3 appeals court loss - The Block

March 14, 2026, 8:30 pmTom Lee's BitMine Buys $10.2 Million in ETH Directly From Ethereum Foundation - Decrypt

March 14, 2026, 8:00 pmSEC scraps civil fraud case against crypto social network BitClout founder - DL News

March 14, 2026, 7:30 pmCrypto’s multi-million F1 sponsorship under fire as Middle East war hits region's biggest events - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 7:30 pmEthereum Foundation sells 5,000 ether to Tom Lee's BitMine in $10.2 million deal - CoinDesk