wtf is near and why is it nigger pumping

WTFF

How much money have you lost so far since the bear market started

Guys I'm starting to have 2 typos in one sentence. Am I gonna be okay?

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LVHC (Low-value-human-capital) person_28239232 of warehouse_3732. I want you fully rested for tomorrows 12 hour shift.

okay lets say you made fuck you money, 20 million dollars. now what? it wouldnt fix anything in your life

I am mentally done.

My WFH job is so pointless. Even remotely, I become the low status beta with no real responsibility. I've been in the job for a few years and my career growth has died. I could move to London to change jobs and probably advance thing but I'd have to live in a tiny flat and go in the office for 3 days a week. And I don't have the people skills to ever do anything.

My life outside work is pointless. I haven't had any social life or female attention ever. I'm disgustingly ugly. Nothing has happened in my adult life, ever. People are disgusted when they come into contact with me in social situations. All writing and socialising is basically just normie in-group signalling.

I have no hobbies or skills. I fail every single process that involves being judged subjectively. People operate with more degrees of freedom than me- at work they have leeway to skip meetings and not answer emails that I wouldn't get away with; I'm always hearing about people staying with friends when travelling, while it's expensive for me because I use hotels.

As someone in my mid-30s, it definitely feels like my time has passed and I am on the zeitgeist scrapheap.

right now i've got a solid 5 figures in eth coins in a trust wallet. i paid my taxes this year only reporting the trades from last year, before that i hadn't made any trades for 3+ years, im assuming the IRS didn't look backwards far enough to see that so i think im good. lets say i get a measly 20x and suddenly find myself with 7 figures. whats the best way to get some of it out to buy a business? should i keep it on trust wallet and swap it for USDC then transfer it to coinbase to sell? is that going to result in getting taxed twice? should i just move it to coinbase and swap directly to dollars there? can i just sell the wallet passphrase to someone for cash and report it as a long term sale?

How do I make money from being a NEET?

I'm a crypto cuck and I completely missed the AI stock bullrun

Will crypto continue being a meme for the rest of 2026?

The US business cycle was just downgraded officially to "recession" and nobody is talking about it

Your opinion on this?

https://www.atlasearth.com/

Let's you buy plots of land (via in-game currency or fiat) which accrue "rent" (each plot ranges from common to legendary with the latter obviously accruing more "rent"). Can cash out at $5. I'm currently on $3.70. As far as I can see they are one of the firsts to do something like this so there's the potential to blow up. If they add an in-game marketplace where you can sell plots you own, the thing could be one of the hottest mobile games globally. Is this scalable?

Should I sell my XMR for ZEC?

Day 312 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

No comment

AI is destroying US job market

on Solana, Lockedin Sportz on twitter, already a great community with subscribers adding value everyday

LOCK is King, if you missed out on Link in the early days, this is the one true coin that will save us all

Thank you

MAGA

If you are not stacking Oil companies right now, basically, you are fucking stupid. Just take a minute and think about it, I'm not going to spoonfeed you with this. If you properly commit to this you will be able to retire.

TOU, CVE, WCP, OVV, SCR

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2hIndonesia blocks Polymarket amid crackdown on online betting - The Block

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19hCoinbase does not fear competition from Wall Street, says exchange executive - CoinDesk

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May 23, 2026, 8:00 pmFTX’s former law firm, auditor agree to pay $66 million to settle customer claims over fraud - The Block

May 23, 2026, 6:30 pmBitcoin Dives Below $75K for First Time in a Month as Crypto Liquidations Near $1 Billion - Decrypt

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May 23, 2026, 3:30 pmClarity Act could spark a boom in crypto ‘yield-as-a-service’ - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 11:30 pmKash Patel-Linked Apparel Store Goes Dark After Pushing Crypto-Stealing Malware - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 11:00 pmSEC Delays Tokenized Stocks Innovation Exemption Amid Concerns: Bloomberg - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 10:30 pmKalshi Debuts 'Fair Markets' Lobby Group as Congress Opens Insider Trading Probe - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 10:00 pmSEC delays tokenized asset exemption amid concerns over third-party tokens: Bloomberg Law - The Block

May 22, 2026, 10:00 pmRobinhood Crypto COO Tanya Denisova is leaving company amid revenue slowdown - CoinDesk

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May 22, 2026, 9:00 pmGameStop Seeks to Boost Share Count as eBay Pursuit Continues After Rejection - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 8:30 pmRipple, North Island Ventures back $6 million round for cross-chain platform Squid - The Block

May 22, 2026, 8:30 pmSEC Commissioner Peirce counters views that crypto rule will foster synthetic tokens - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 8:00 pmWhy Minnesota is empowering local banks to fight Wall Street for crypto revenue - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 7:30 pmCrypto Is Growing Up—Why Some Everyday Traders Are Moving On - Decrypt

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May 22, 2026, 7:00 pmTom Emmer brushes off law enforcement concerns over Clarity Act - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 7:00 pmOKX, ICE partner on oil perps as NYSE-parent pressures US regulators to rein in Hyperliquid - The Block

May 22, 2026, 6:30 pmTrump Media Moves Over $200 Million in Bitcoin as Losses Pile Up: Arkham - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 6:30 pmKalshi-backed prediction market advocacy group debuts with support from former Trump aide - The Block

May 22, 2026, 6:00 pmCongress hits Polymarket and Kalshi with a massive insider trading probe - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 5:30 pmNYSE Parent, OKX Counter Hyperliquid With Regulated Oil Perpetual Futures - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 5:00 pmHouse Republicans Open Investigation Into Kalshi, Polymarket Over Insider Trading - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 4:30 pmBinance disputes latest WSJ report on alleged Iran-linked transactions - The Block

May 22, 2026, 4:30 pmLive markets: Bitcoin continues holding pattern near $77,000 ahead of Kevin Warsh taking over at Fed - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 3:30 pmHouse Oversight chair launches probe into insider trading on Kalshi and Polymarket - The Block

May 22, 2026, 3:00 pmPolymarket Hit By ‘Internal Top-Up’ Wallet Exploit, $700K Drained - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 3:00 pmOKX and ICE are bringing 'never-expiring' oil futures to 120 million crypto users - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 2:00 pmBitcoin left behind in the geopolitical melee - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 2:00 pmNEAR Protocol Jumps 28% on Privacy, AI, and Scaling Upgrades - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 1:00 pmPolymarket Taps Jupiter Exec to Lead Japan Push: Report - Decrypt

May 22, 2026, 12:00 pm‘No longer a distant place’: F2Pool Co-founder Chun Wang joins SpaceX’s 2-year mission to Mars - The Block

May 22, 2026, 11:30 amZachXBT flags suspected exploit involving Polymarket’s UMA adapter contract on Polygon - The Block

May 22, 2026, 11:30 amCrypto Drags Scaramucci’s Fund to Second Straight Quarterly Loss - Bloomberg

May 22, 2026, 11:00 amVerus bridge exploiter returns 4,052 ETH, retains $2.8 million bounty: onchain analyst - The Block

May 22, 2026, 11:00 amPolymarket aims for prediction market approval in Japan by 2030 - CoinDesk

May 22, 2026, 9:00 amPolymarket eyes Japan market entry, appoints regional representative: Bloomberg - The Block

May 22, 2026, 8:30 amSouth Korea to review scrapping crypto tax plan after national petition hits 50,000 signatures - The Block

May 22, 2026, 5:00 amArk Invest buys another $5 million in Bullish shares as stock slides 3% - The Block

May 22, 2026, 4:30 amEthereum Layer 2 Zero Network to wind down, joining string of protocols shuttering operations - The Block

May 22, 2026, 2:30 amGalaxy’s Novogratz and BitGo face off in court over $100 million claim: Bloomberg - The Block

May 22, 2026, 12:30 amProminent Ethereum Dev Proposes $1 Billion ETH Organization With Leader Who 'Wants to Fight' - Decrypt

May 21, 2026, 11:30 pmCoinbase introduces thematic perps tracking China, AI and US national security equity indexes - The Block

May 21, 2026, 11:30 pmMoving Fast And Breaking Things Is Paying Off for Tokenizers - Bloomberg

May 21, 2026, 10:30 pmNHL Agrees to Share Data With the CFTC for Prediction Market Integrity - Decrypt

May 21, 2026, 9:30 pmMark Cuban Says He Sold Most of His Bitcoin - Decrypt

May 21, 2026, 9:30 pmSatoshi’s 1.1M bitcoin and millions more can be saved from quantum attack, says expert - CoinDesk

May 21, 2026, 9:00 pmFormer EF developer Dankrad Feist suggests $1 billion raise to form new Ethereum advocacy group - The Block

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May 21, 2026, 7:30 pmEthereum’s identity crisis is deepening after high-profile 'brain drain' frustrates the community - CoinDesk

May 21, 2026, 7:30 pmCLEAR token tanks 48% as Everclear winds down protocol, foundation and labs unit - The Block

May 21, 2026, 7:00 pmCrypto Exchange Kraken Secures VARA License to Launch in Dubai - Decrypt

May 21, 2026, 7:00 pmChainlink, Anchorage-backed PAC names first bipartisan endorsements in 2026 midterm cycle - The Block

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May 21, 2026, 6:00 pmFor Bitcoin ETF Holders, a Market Recovery Is a Reason to Sell - Bloomberg

May 21, 2026, 6:00 pmCrypto prediction markets are turning into dangerous national security risks, and Congress wants to ban them - CoinDesk

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