The years I spent as a full-time wageslave feel like they were utterly wasted

>can’t buy a house without mortgagecucking
>can’t fly private
>can’t bang high end escorts on the regular
>can’t quit your wagecuck job
This is literally just poverty+. Anyone who thinks 7 figs is making it is a moron.

It's over

Bitcoin is an IQ test.

Average chainlink holder

>Nobody talking about it
>Winklevoss twins are all about it and running CYPH as a treasury like Saylor doing with MSTR
>Winklevoss were at the WH shit with Trump
This is the clear runner of this cycle don't be a stupid monero cuck

I bought Chainlink stock

lol

https://x.com/WatcherGuru/status/2090879722419085480

.

that was peak. Sell before it crashes

Fry-day Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62616650

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62616650

If you can't afford a house, buy five. That's right. Buy five houses, rent them out for 125% of the mortgage, pay off the fifth. You got five houses FOR FREE!

Can't afford a new car? Buy five. Rent the other four.

Can't afford a computer? Buy five. Rend four.

Can't afford a pokemon card? Buy five. Scalp four.

Can't afford concert tickets? Buy five. Scalp four.

Can't afford food? Buy up the retail chain, force each store to pay to rent rent to you until you bleed them dry and they go bankrupt. No more grocery store and you get 1.5 billion dollars.

The only question is... why are you too lazy to simply buy five?

Any old fag around for the XI Pump (October 25, 2019)?

Imagine the smell this time around.

I'm not going to make it for at least 5 years so I get immense mental and sexual pleasure seeing others fail.
I am filled with happiness when news of collapse and loss happens.
I clap when natural disasters occur.
I pray for continued downfall in jobs and homelessness.
I am thinking about contributing to it when I make it.

Should I sell my alts now or hope that one day bitcoin goes ath again and sell them?

Who the FUCK is buying 1s and 0s for $77.5K? Do you know what I could do with that kinda dough? This bullshit is unbearable.

This retard just recommended buying BTC

https://cryptonews.net/news/bitcoin/33328045/

Why can't this happen?

Now that everything is up 25%, is it a good time to buyed?

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