All it takes to make it in the next bull run is to buy the right dog coin and it's sitting here right in your face

rejected

Why is USA OIL suddenly becoming cheap in the past hour?

I think we might be in a bull market

SHE'S BEEN TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD ON THE MOST LEGENDARY VICTORY LAP EVER GETTING HER PUSSY FLOODED WITH WHITE CHAD SEMEN DAILY WHILE YOU TRADE CRYPTO AND MUH FUCKING OIL LOL

Keep leveraging homos!

STINKY LINKIES FAGGY BAGGIES!

Peter Thiel and the Paypal Mafia engineered Elon Musk's rise because they thought it would be funny if the world's richest man was a retard.
Before you argue that Musk is actually a supergenius, consider this: you are brown.

What am I in for?

No comment

>bought silver at $110/oz

Fuck my gay nigger life

You ready for that Dune Part 3 pump anon?

Gold ALWAYS rallies after oil, historically speaking. If you dont buy the dip you wont make it. Staying poor is a choice

american century of humiliation

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous smigger thread
>>61999733

She chose down????

WTFWTF

https://getyoursalary.com/

Literally zero info about this coin. Should I "invest" my precious 5$ in it, or I will lose my entire wallet by doing so?

>bought 2x silver (AGQ) at top
I'm still DCAing. Lol.
Kill me.

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Previous thread: >>61881576

Wait so, AI + Bitcoin solve this?

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3hDeFi leaders push for more decentralized finance in US university curricula - The Block

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10hBitrefill accuses North Korea-linked Lazarus hacker group for compromising 18,500 purchase records - CoinDesk

10h‘Institutional conviction is back’: Bitcoin ETFs post longest inflow streak in five months - The Block

11hUK Panel Calls Crypto Donations 'High Risk,' Seeks Immediate Ban - Decrypt

11hXRP hovers near $14 million options battleground that could sway trading - CoinDesk

11hBitcoin Depot Flags Control 'Weaknesses' as Connecticut Halts Its Operations - Decrypt

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19hEthereum governance solution Tally used by Uniswap, Arbitrum and others is winding down - The Block

19hSenator Tim Scott says market structure negotiations are advancing - CoinDesk

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20hPermissionless Works Both Ways in Decentralized Finance - Bloomberg

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21hHow Eric Trump Became an Ally of One of China’s Biggest Crypto Companies - Bloomberg

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