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bring our young boys home edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>62086994

College is not made for me, it's designed to exclude someone like me from entering and participating in that institution. Academics have never really mattered. These 3 things matter.
1. The family you were born into.
2. Having the ability to socialize well.
3. Being physically attractive.

This is how college students get careers that guarantees great wealth and more notably a return on their investment.

I was born into a family with a mom who works as a nurse assistant and a scummy step father who was a chronically unemployed alcoholic. I have autism spectrum disorder and my looks aren't something people admire, I also have eczema and multiple allergies which makes those affected look like they have a contagious virus.

To me college is a waste of time and money. It only guarantees someone like me a student loan debt I'm never going to be able to pay off and unemployment. This is what's most likely to happen and I'm very confident with my decision.

Picrel is why so many adults feel trapped in life. They were born into families where parents did not give a fuck about their kids future. The kids in picrel were already born behind.

You guys notice all the people bitching about capitalism and the wealth gap nowadays? These were once kids born into poor families.

horses for courses edition

books:
https://github.com/zslucky/algorithmic_trading_book

vids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RomfTrm5_7g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGdVdolqkU
prev: >>62043450

What are legit ways to get rich without relying on luck? Assuming one lives in USA

Come on baby
COME ON COME ON

Can we have /sh/ - Side Hustle Thread?
How to earn couple of bucks or more while having 9-5 job.

TACO tuesday edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>European indices
https://live.euronext.com/en
https://www.justetf.com/en/how-to/invest-in-europe.html

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread
>>62086058

Shit happens all the time

>oil not allowed to go up
>stocks and crypto not allowed to go down

are you enjoying the show

1 year ago today, the market rebounded sharply from the tariff scare

Ripple is making huge steps with XRP.

>when it's the hottest and sunniest day of the year and you drive past a university and see the young people and realise it has been over 10 years since you were there and the idyllic image of intellectual discovery, friendships, and romance wasn't experienced by you at all and you were an ugly friendless loser slug all throughout it and found the experience hellish and demoralising
>when you were still a loser after university but things became very dull after that; not that that makes it better, as the intensity of early adulthood and pure social exclusion left such an imprint that it's fair to say you were mentally deformed by the experience
>when you realise you are excluded from all of society's promises due to ugliness; meritocratic and bureaucratic cause and effect break down in your presence (your sub-humanity validates Humeanity)
>when you're in your 30s and realise that, in cultural terms, 2000 to 2007 were the formative years, and that your time has passed; nothing cool has been made since then
>when you're binging on junk food tonight to make up for things

After such a long winter I had forgotten why my mood never seemed to improve during summers but now I've realised again, lol.

is aave dying? their big contributors are jumping ship

basically, this a financial a war between smart bears that know whats coming and retarded bulls that are in complete and total denial.

The biggest polish craptocurrency exchange has only 0,086 BTC in the reserves.

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