Zcash won

They won't allow me to make it because they refuse to cure male pattern baldness.

After I post this thread I'm going all in Ethereum

>liquid NW is now 415k
I'll take one 20 year old virgin bride please

>vibe code day trading strategy from youtuber into python
>buy 5 years of data to backtest on for 200 dollars
>result: +0.15R, statistically indistinguishable from zero (error bar at +/- 18R), basically a coinflip
spent the whole fucking weekend on this, too. should I just give up?

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>in house role
>split between
>real engineering work
>running useless scanners and reports for boomers
The whole thing is a race to the bottom. The former is obviously the most intellectually stimulating but then I see job listings asking to be a super hacker who knows assembly by heart for sometimes not even 100k.
On the flipside fleecing boomers will get derision from actual engineers but literally can't be replaced by AI because they need a real person to sweet talk them.
So what do? What's the best way to secure maximum comfiness and minimal work? Idk if I should change jobs and pick red or blue team or keep playing both sides.

A being from a parallel reality who issues receipts for absolutely everything: sleep, being late, being in a bad mood, even just existing.
Bipun is convinced he controls the laws of reality. However every time he tries to apply another rule, the situation gets out of control.
His most favourite phrase:
"BEEP-BEEP! THIS IS A PAID THING!"

I told my coworkers AI is coming for their jobs, raises, and promotions, and that they’ll be working more for less pay and they all agreed and then I told them they have no future and they all got mad.

I also told them median homes cost 6× median income and that they will most likely renting till they die and they all got mad again.

Are people in denial, or am I missing something? I even showed them data to prove I was right.

A bull may make money, a bear may make money, but a hog never makes money.

AI…quantum computing…cryptocurrency.

How do I make this vision a reality?

Me: “AI can’t replace me. I am an accountant manager. Someone has to take responsibility when things go wrong.”

CEO: “Great. We’ll fire 3 of you, give the remaining 2 AI, and make them responsible for the work of all 5.

How should I even reply? I have spent years in this profession. It is who I am, it is my purpose, it is my identity.

アマテラス!

WTF WTF
WAGMI

OOOHHHHHHHH

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Its going in the wrong direction. I think we need an emergency meeting soon.

What are the sui and “make it” stacks for that blue chips these days?

When everyone thinks there's blood in the streets it is time to buy.

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