They found my undeclared income and offshore accounts

i forcefully made my dad buy bitcoin at 63k as a boomer who firmly believes its a pyramid scheme

(((Market makers))) can breathe a sigh of relief. Time to continue dumping Bitcoin until the next Thursday when they will be forced to pump it back up to attempt to sabotage the Reserve's cost basis.

we need to go higher

I wasn't done accumulating. I didn't even manage to increase my stack by 20% this bear market.

I thought I had time because of the October bottom meme.

Why haven't AI companies started charging individuals for access yet? In like 4 years billions of people have become so dependent that no matter if it was $20 a month or $200 a month they'd pay it. Or put it on a credit card or Klarna. It's already taken over every aspect of society. They have the opportunity to do the best rug pull in history, yet they don't. What's going on here?

How do I get my hands on some CCs or logs on the Dark Web? I'm nineteen, about to turn twenty in a couple months, and currently I'm stuck inside this house with these toxic, abusive parents and siblings and I want to leave but how else am I going to get out of here and back to Maine, the place where I was born and used to live for some time? I don't want my twenties to be ruined like my teens have been thanks to my stupid parents .

I'm currently taking college classes, not because I want to but rather because my mom is forcing me to, and I'm fudging all my classes with Grok so I don't know how far that will get me even if I wanted to wait that long, which I do not. So where are they? Where are the CCs and logs? I need that money.

Signs - Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

previous:
>>62657026

I was browsing the robinhood chain and this popped up. Wtf is this and why has it gone parabolic? Why were there no threads about this? I don’t even know why I bother coming to this shithole. Everyone is waiting for btc to do a 2x while a bunch of other shit is seemingly pulling 10xs easy

Ok where are we now?

New Day New ATH

Seriously who is lending to this clown show for 30Y at 5%? This is the most mispriced market in existance. I thought "bond money" was smart?
https://x.com/faststocknewss/status/2095653960594169900?s=20

Viking hoard edition

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
https://goldsilver.be/en/ (EU)
https://www.acheter-or-argent.fr/index2.php/ (EU)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

Previous Thread: >>62648302

I spent years looking forward to the day when I could finally escape brutal wageslavery and have more time to live my life and spread my wings

Yet now that I have it, all I do with my days is ruminate and dwell on people from my past who were disrespectful to me and how powerless I felt

Bitcoin’s going to fucking zero!

what is he thinking right now

1hAMC CEO blasts Robinhood for stock token, putting synthetic shares in spotlight - CoinDesk

3hUtah Becomes First State to Target VPNs in Age-Verification Crackdown - Decrypt

3hBitcoin Miner Ditches Site for AI Deal That Could Top $1.2 Billion - Decrypt

4hCoinbase seeks SEC greenlight to list 24/7 equity perpetuals - The Block

5hCrypto market cap surges to $2.82 trillion as Zcash leads rally alongside stocks - The Block

5hBernie Sanders Pushes Bill to Ban Advanced AI Development - Decrypt

5hOpenAI Releases GPT-6 Astra: The Closest AI Model Yet to AGI - Decrypt

5hCoinbase Seeks SEC Nod for Round-the-Clock Leveraged Stock Bets - Bloomberg

6hChatGPT, Claude and Grok Outages Leave Users Asking How to Work Without AI - Decrypt

7hBitcoin ETFs Rebound as Ethereum and XRP ETFs End Winning Streaks - Decrypt

7hRevolut takes ‘important’ step toward becoming a US bank with conditional OCC approval - The Block

7hCFTC Asks Judge to Dismiss CME Lawsuit Over Crypto Perpetual Futures - Decrypt

8hBitcoin Pumps as Fed Signals Rate Pause, $415 Million in Shorts Get Rekt - Decrypt

9hStandard Chartered brings spot crypto trading to Dubai FX platform - CoinDesk

9hStrive CEO says company could end 2026 as second-largest public bitcoin holder as ASST climbs - The Block

9hStablecoin payments infrastructure startup Diameter Pay raises $10 million - The Block

9hSoFi Links Banking Network and Stablecoin to Kraken in New Deal - Decrypt

10hA memecoin making app becomes crypto’s top fee generators as Robinhood Chain activity explodes - CoinDesk

10hBitget in talks with Wall Street giants including BlackRock to fuel Asian distribution - CoinDesk

12hSoFi, Payward agree to link banking network with Kraken infrastructure - The Block

13hSoFi, Kraken tie up as crypto and banking push into each other's turf - CoinDesk

13hMamdani Imposes One-Year Moratorium on Generative AI in NYC Schools - Decrypt

13hFX has stopped reading bond yields the old way. Bitcoin should too. - CoinDesk

14hBitcoin-gold correlation hits six-year high, but analysts question whether equity decoupling will last - The Block

14hLive updates: Crypto majors bounce while global funds run their lowest dollar hedges since 2015 - CoinDesk

15hAustralia is cracking down on crypto businesses as its strict new regulatory deadline nears - CoinDesk

15hBitcoin Breakout Fades Amid Choppy US Demand, Hawkish Fed - Bloomberg

15hUkraine Busts Kyiv Crypto Drainer Ring Moving Up to $1M Monthly - Decrypt

16hMichigan Judge Bars Kalshi Sports Bets, Threatens $500K Daily Fine - Decrypt

16hCFTC asks judge to dismiss CME lawsuit over crypto perpetual futures - CoinDesk

16hCatastrophe bonds may join tokenization rush, with plans for test issuance in 2027 - CoinDesk

20hMichigan court orders Kalshi to keep blocking sports prediction markets - The Block

21h‘Much ado about nothing’: CFTC files to dismiss CME’s lawsuit over crypto perpetual futures - The Block

September 3, 2026, 2:00 amAnthropic Admits Security Failures Behind Claude Hacking Incidents - Decrypt

September 3, 2026, 1:30 amAn AI Training Data Startup Just Became Y Combinator's Fastest-Ever Unicorn - Decrypt

September 3, 2026, 1:00 amFBI Seizes $560K in Crypto Bound for Hamas, Takes Over Fundraising Sites - Decrypt

September 3, 2026, 12:00 amMusk Ally Anthony Armstrong Joins Coinbase’s Board of Directors - Bloomberg

September 3, 2026, 12:00 amJapan’s Remixpoint Dumps Ethereum, XRP in Shift to Bitcoin-Only Treasury - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 11:30 pmAnthony Armstrong, former CFO at Elon Musk’s xAI and X, joins Coinbase board - The Block

September 2, 2026, 11:30 pmDOJ says Hamas crypto seizures reached $560,000 as FBI took over fundraising sites - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 11:00 pmJump-Incubated Crypto Project Wormhole Raises $225 Million - Bloomberg

September 2, 2026, 11:00 pmTerraform, SEC Set for Crypto Trial With Jump Trading in Spotlight - Bloomberg

September 2, 2026, 11:00 pmCoinbase Custody Shuffles Leadership During Spot-Bitcoin ETF Race - Bloomberg

September 2, 2026, 11:00 pmBitcoin ETF Issuers Clear Major Hurdle on Path to SEC Approval - Bloomberg

September 2, 2026, 11:00 pmTop Pentagon AI Official Sold Millions in Perplexity Stock, Disclosures Show - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 11:00 pmJump Spins Off Wormhole Project, Shrinking Its Crypto Business - Bloomberg

September 2, 2026, 10:30 pmKraken parent Payward delays IPO to second quarter of 2027 at earliest - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 10:30 pmGoldman Sachs, BofA Among 21 Banks Planning Joint Dollar Stablecoin Launch - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 9:30 pm'The Right Trade': Strategy CEO Has No Regrets Selling Bitcoin at $60K Before Buying Back Higher - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 9:00 pmIs Bitcoin About to Flash Crash? What a 'Bart Simpson' Pattern Would Actually Take - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 8:30 pmNew Jersey asks Supreme Court to decide who regulates sports betting on prediction markets - The Block

September 2, 2026, 8:00 pmCrypto Groups Push SEC for Tailored Rules on Novel ETFs - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 8:00 pmNew Jersey becomes first state to ask Supreme Court to weigh in on prediction markets - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 8:00 pmMemecoin shenanigans spill into Nasdaq as microcap mushroom seller Farmmi surges 350% - The Block

September 2, 2026, 8:00 pmCrypto made new friends in U.S. primaries, but focus now shifts to general election - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 7:30 pmSecuritize and Socios team up to tokenize equity in pro sports teams - The Block

September 2, 2026, 7:00 pmOpenAI's Astra Becomes Its First AI Model With 'Critical' Hacking Abilities - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 6:30 pmWorld open-sources ProveKit, a zero-knowledge identity proving toolkit - The Block

September 2, 2026, 6:30 pmArbitrum DAO reports $6.2 million in first-half income as Robinhood Chain adds new revenue stream - The Block

September 2, 2026, 6:00 pmHyperscale Data shares hit all-time low as company flips Michigan site from bitcoin mining into AI - The Block

September 2, 2026, 6:00 pmTether Sued Over Alleged Unlawful Freeze of $42.4 Million in USDT - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 5:30 pmNorway Moves to Regulate 'Pervert Glasses,' Weighs Facial Recognition Ban - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 4:30 pmAI Billionaires Fund Ad Blitz as Data Center Opposition Hits 61% - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 3:30 pmWyoming expands Chainlink partnership with onchain reserve verification for FRNT - The Block

September 2, 2026, 3:30 pmCrowdStrike and federal authorities dismantle Russian malware that secretly stole crypto for 8 years - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 3:00 pmTrump Crypto Ally David Bailey Rebuilds After 99% Stock Collapse - Bloomberg

September 2, 2026, 3:00 pmAdam Back invests another $8.8 million in Capital B as bitcoin treasury firm targets 3,521 BTC - The Block

September 2, 2026, 2:00 pmSality Botnet Dismantled After Eight Years of Stealing Bitcoin and Ethereum - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 2:00 pmCapital B aims to add 376 BTC to bitcoin treasury following $8.8 million Adam Back investment - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 2:00 pmJapan-listed Remixpoint sells all ETH, SOL, XRP and DOGE holdings in shift to bitcoin-only crypto strategy - The Block

September 2, 2026, 1:30 pmLawsuit challenges Tether for allegedly freezing $42.4 million USDT before U.S. warrant - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 1:30 pmA Fed rate increase would be a mistake, some observers say as bitcoin, gold, stocks fall - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 1:00 pmStrategy CEO says selling bitcoin at $60,000 before buying at $80,000 was the ‘right trade’ - The Block

September 2, 2026, 1:00 pmSEC Proposes First Transfer Agent Overhaul in 40 Years, Citing Tokenization - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 12:30 pmBitcoin hovers near $77,000 as global bond selloff tests post-rally resilience - The Block

September 2, 2026, 11:30 amKalshi Suspends House Candidate Laurie Buckhout for Betting on Herself - Decrypt

September 2, 2026, 11:00 amLive updates: BlackRock's IBIT drives $236 million bitcoin ETF outflow - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 8:00 amOpenAI says its new 'Astra' AI can build attacks without human help - CoinDesk

September 2, 2026, 7:00 amG20 finance leaders vow to establish ‘clear pathways’ for digital assets innovation - The Block

September 2, 2026, 6:30 amNintendo’s Past Is Its Secret Weapon - Bloomberg