I was up so much on this at one point and round tripped because I thought they'd deliver. I am the most delusional baggie ever.

Every pullback is an opportunity

fuck this gay sideways market

Day1 of life after crypto. Hmmm now what?

Lot of fear and bear posting around BTC recently, oddly suspicious.

lol lmao

nigger friday
nigger week
nigger month
nigger year
nigger decade

nigger forever

The average IQ on /biz/ has been dropping by like 5 points every year for a long time.

We're at like 85 right now

anoda green day

Is this bullish or bearish?

Saylor is about to sell some Bitcoin

You've been warned

buckle up

Is it a good time to invest in India, since their economy is about to go bust?
Due to the Hormuz strait being closed, they are now low on fuel (for machinery in agriculture) and they are out of fertilizer (which they abundantly purchase from the Arabian peninsula).

This chaos is starting to cause mass panics, strikes and protests in general. Soon the monsoon weather and heat strokes will fuck them up and cause mass starvation as well.

>>>/pol/535979940
>>>/pol/535971027

I'm ready to slurp up the curry and cow piss!
>Im looking at:
India ETF
MahindraMahindra (waiting for when the oil and fertilizer crisis hits all time low)
etc.

Day 316 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

GAUZ edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62287923

The new investment offering 13% in daily dividends bought 2k BTC this week.

Strive the company behind SATA only owns 15k BTC so far so this is huge.

It's marked to have another huge day today probably going to finish around another 500 BTC bought.

Anybody else feel like the economy is fake?

Everywhere online its "nobody can afford anything" "everyones broke" "layoffs" etc.

Then I leave my house....Costco parking lot looks like Black Friday at 2pm on a Tuesday. Went to a steakhouse last week and the wait was over an hour. Airport was packed. New trucks everywhere.

Maybe Im just getting old but where are all these broke people? Serious question. Not even trying to argue. I know inflation is real because my grocery bill sure as hell knows it. But every time I go outside people are spending money like its 2019.

Either everybodys secretly rich or everybodys financing their entire life and Im too stupid to understand whats going on.

No comment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ozf-CHiURc

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