The new 4chan-specific captchas are fucking great and should be the norm on this website to weed out obnoxious newfaggots of the sort who continuously will say "a-actually you're the tourist!" when you point out how they clearly haven't been here longer than a year or two.

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>just quit my job today
>told my new employer I needed to give 3 weeks notice minimum
>they said that's fine, take 4 and start in May
>actually already handed in notice 2 weeks ago, now going on paid holiday for a month
Any bucket list items you'd recommend? This is the first holiday break I've had in years outside of the end-of-year shutdown period

Prices are soaring the day before world leaders around the globe host press conferences about energy prices, fuel availability, and the Iran war. Interesting..

This constant market manipulation cant be good in the long run can it?

This is among the top 3 most demotivationally targeted boards, (((they))) have focussed a great deal of effort here since 2017.

How do I profit from this

Let the goyim deal in the
Let the goyim deal in the
Let the goyim deal in the... REAL WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

Mur-dered, what for
Can't fake much more
Here we go here we go here we go now

ONE nothin wrong with kids
TWO nothin wrong with kids
THREE nothin wrong with kids
FOUR nothin wrong with kids

If you want the prices to go up you're probably a pajeet and poor

I'm poor, only 15k to my name. Should I put it all on Pokémon cards? An Instagram financial person I follow predicts Ascended Heroes ETBs hit $1k by 2030.

How's our little geopolitical expert doing? I thought America was going to self destruct itself invading iran in 2 weeks? Oil to 150?

Can anyone explain why this Trump presidency has fucking sucked for crypto when the last Trump presidency had two of the biggest boom years we've ever had (2016 and 2017)

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The woman that finish the high school with flying colour gtade is more desirable to the opposite gender. Yes, that is me, getting second to none grade in the high school, I can’t settle for anything less than gambler alcoholic or drug addict.

Old money edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G (embed)

previous smg thread
>>62060669

Not falling down yet edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smg thread
>>62060669

You have no idea. Pearl man never fails.

does reading about redpilling (Protocols of the elders of zion for example) help if I want to become rich or will it drive me mentally insane and end up being counterintuitive?

do chainlinkers realize that pain and misery are literally their only friends? lol

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