bearish retest accepted

This is (You)

here's a lesson to all you wagegroids out there: if you've got a good thing going, keep your retarded gorilla nigger lips shut.

i don't think this clarity act is going to pass guys

AMA

Some people think countries should use bitcoin or crypto for their national currency but we have already see that it doesn't work when El Salvador and Venezuela tried it.

I've got 50k in a savings account and about 15k in the market (VOO, etc), do I keep DCAing? What if the market crashes?

Day 1664 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

My bittensor (ticker ID: TAO) is doin a lil sumthin sumthin rn fr ong

Claude told me to savemaxx and invest and in 10 years I will be better than 90% of people my age. Is this true /biz/?

What's the best way to bet against AI as a whole?

I am a BAT marine and I'm not fucking selling!

the BTC bears are genuinely not impressed by the last move.

btc is up 7.8% in 6 days. every day green. and the short wallets I track (a bit like ELO ranking in chess) went from 548 to 568. they added during the rally.

they got in at $74k average. they're sitting on 4% gains right now. a whole week of green candles and their position got worse by 6%. that's it. they're not scared, they have no reason to close.

$74,285 is the number. that's where $1.67 billion in shorts are breakeven all at once. btc pushes through that with volume and the covering could cascade into a real squeeze. btc stalls in the 73-74k zone and starts fading, the bears just survived a 6 day rally and the move is probably over.

the thing that's odd to me is the wallets with the best track records in this dataset cut their longs by 38% during this rally. they're not short either. they just stopped adding.

so you've got a real rally, bears unmoved, and the best longs reducing. $74k tells you which side was right.

tldr: bears holding, watch $74,285.

How do I monetize my autistic theological and philosophical skills?

God gave me the most useless talents imaginable.

So let me get this straight: banks stopped lending private credit stepped in private equity added leverage on top everyone enjoyed the 9% yields rates went up companies can’t pay investors rush for the exit and suddenly only 54% can withdraw.
Totally different from every other financial bubble in history. Absolutely unique

I'm paid Bi-Weekly $5,200, but two weeks is only 14 days. There's 30 days on average in a month. Somethings not adding up. What's happening to these other day throughout the year?

How do stay on top of everything? Both news and indicators.
It's overwhelming and I'm always at the whims of /smg/ and the alternative is being at the whims of some boomer news org.
>oil up
>Japan down
>rates inverting
>non farms payroll
>jpow morning constitutional
>pool closed
>strait open
I've never found a good website that has it all in one place they seem to focus more on cool visuals rather than information
>stocks down 0.0001%
>color the whole page red

Is it simply too much to keep track of and rates are the final red pill?

day 175 of posting rotating rat untill cheese is at 1B market cap

How do I keep my money safe and secure (and most importantly: untaxed)?

What is the quickest way to save up to pay for a house in cash?

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1hHow Florida's Stablecoin Bill Mirrors 'Big Brother' Tools Outlawed Under Ron DeSantis' CDBC Ban - Decrypt

3hPolymarket Five-Minute Bets Capture ‘Addictive’ Crypto Craze - Bloomberg

3hBitwise’s Matt Hougan revisits $1 million bitcoin — analysts agree but debate his timeline - CoinDesk

4hVisa is ready for AI agents. So is Coinbase. They're building very different internets - CoinDesk

4hCrypto broker Bitpanda bets on banks and tokenization to expand globally ahead of IPO plans - CoinDesk

5hTime running out for Clarity bill, warns expert, as odds of passing ‘diminish by the day’ - DL News

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22hTom Lee's BitMine Buys $10.2 Million in ETH Directly From Ethereum Foundation - Decrypt

22hSEC scraps civil fraud case against crypto social network BitClout founder - DL News

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March 14, 2026, 6:30 pmBoris Johnson calling Bitcoin a ‘Ponzi’ draws rebuttal from Michael Saylor and others - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 6:30 pmSEC dismisses civil fraud case against BitClout, DeSo founder Nader Al-Naji with prejudice - The Block

March 14, 2026, 6:00 pmJudge Rejects RICO Claims in Lawsuit Over Pastor-Led Crypto Ponzi Scheme - Decrypt

March 14, 2026, 5:30 pmWall Street pushes tokenized stocks, but institutions aren’t eager to trade them - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 4:30 pmBitcoin holds ground as Iran war escalates and ETFs take in over $760m - DL News

March 14, 2026, 4:30 pmBrazil industry giants representing 850 companies decry stablecoin tax threat - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 3:30 pmBitcoin Hit a Major Milestone—Most Miners Won't Be Around for the Next One - Decrypt

March 14, 2026, 3:30 pmThe math behind Strategy’s path to 1 million bitcoin by the end of 2026 - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 3:30 pmAI developers may not be keen on crypto, but stablecoins are the secret to agentic finance, crypto insiders say - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 2:00 pmIRS crypto reporting rules set stage for confusing tax season: Here’s what you need to know - The Block

March 14, 2026, 1:30 pmVitalik Buterin recounts how shiba inu tokens became a $1 billion AI policy war chest - CoinDesk

March 14, 2026, 7:30 amHow Iran war will boost stablecoin startups’ investment efforts - DL News

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March 14, 2026, 12:00 amPolymarket bets on Argentina inflation spike before official data raising insider trading fears - DL News

March 13, 2026, 10:30 pmCourt closes Custodia fight with Federal Reserve just as Fed opens master-account door - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 10:30 pmLibra scandal: forensic experts link messages by Javier Milei to memecoin promoters minutes before launch - DL News

March 13, 2026, 10:00 pmTrump Memecoin Jumps on Mar-a-Lago Event Marketing the President - Bloomberg

March 13, 2026, 9:30 pmBillionaire investor Druckenmiller says ‘quicker, cheaper’ stablecoins could power payments in 10-15 years - The Block

March 13, 2026, 9:00 pmCircle overtakes BlackRock in tokenized Treasuries as market hits record $11 billion - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 8:30 pmTrump Meme Coin Price, Trading Volume Skyrocket as Holders Vie for Exclusive Event Access - Decrypt

March 13, 2026, 8:00 pmHow Superstate tokenized Galaxy’s stock and what’s coming next - The Block

March 13, 2026, 8:00 pmKraken-Linked SPAC Could Target Crypto Firm Valued at Up to $10 Billion - Decrypt

March 13, 2026, 7:30 pmWhy Bitcoin price will ‘dramatically outperform’ every other asset class, according to Ric Edelman - DL News

March 13, 2026, 7:30 pmBitcoin price spikes as Iran war rages on and investors pile into ‘redemption trade’ - DL News

March 13, 2026, 6:30 pmHow crypto is adapting to the war in Iran and what could go wrong next - DL News

March 13, 2026, 6:30 pmCrypto lobby has already spent $271m to sway the 2026 elections. It’s just getting started - DL News

March 13, 2026, 6:30 pmArthur Hayes: Strong Revenue and Real Trading Could Send HYPE to $150 - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 6:30 pmEthereum Foundation publishes mandate outlining its role as ‘one of many stewards’ of the network - The Block

March 13, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin quickly drops 3.5% as fresh Iran escalation short-circuits crypto rally - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 6:00 pmUS Treasury Sanctions Alleged $800 Million North Korean IT Worker Fraud Operation - Decrypt

March 13, 2026, 5:30 pmMoonPay introduces Ledger-secured AI crypto agents to address wallet key risks - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 5:30 pmOne mysterious investor made $2.5 million profit in hours by betting big on the latest Trump gala news - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 5:00 pmPIP Labs Sheds Staff as Story Protocol Leans Into AI - Decrypt

March 13, 2026, 5:00 pmStablecoins, bitcoin could reshape finance, Stanley Druckenmiller says - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 5:00 pmEthereum Foundation publishes new mandate defining its role, core principles - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 4:30 pmCircle’s USDC overtakes USDT in ‘adjusted’ volume year-to-date, Mizuho says - The Block

March 13, 2026, 4:30 pmCircle's USDC volumes top Tether's USDT for first time since 2019, prompting sell-side price target hike - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 4:30 pmTRUMP memecoin jumps 50% overnight after gala promotion as whales scoop up tokens - The Block

March 13, 2026, 4:00 pmTrump Meme Coin, Render and Pi See Double-Digit Rallies as Bitcoin - Decrypt

March 13, 2026, 4:00 pmDubai’s Token2049, TON Crypto Conferences Canceled as Iran Conflict Rages On - Decrypt

March 13, 2026, 3:30 pmU.S. sanctions 6 people, 2 companies that laundered $800 million in crypto for North Korea - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 3:30 pmBitcoin rises to one-month high of $73,800, continuing to outperform since start of Iran war - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 2:30 pmUnified lending-trading DeFi protocol Ammalgam launches on mainnet with strategy Vaults - The Block

March 13, 2026, 2:30 pmTOKEN2049 Dubai moved to 2027 amid heightened security risks in UAE - The Block

March 13, 2026, 2:00 pmWhy Ripple’s rosy $50bn valuation raises more questions than answers - DL News

March 13, 2026, 2:00 pmSky slashes buybacks 87% to boost stablecoin reserves ahead of ‘massive oil shock’ - DL News

March 13, 2026, 1:30 pmIran war oil shock more likely to affect Bitcoin miners through BTC price than energy costs, analysts say - The Block

March 13, 2026, 1:00 pmBitcoin's building steam and a $3 billion trigger could make it wild - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 12:30 pmDubai Crypto Event Token2049 Postponed as Iran War Continues - Bloomberg

March 13, 2026, 12:30 pmBitcoin outperforms stocks, tops $72,000 even as dollar strengthens - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 12:30 pmVitalik Buterin questions political pivot by AI safety group that cashed out roughly $500M from his SHIB donation - The Block

March 13, 2026, 11:30 amWith Billions to Spend, Tether Finds New Allies in Washington - Bloomberg

March 13, 2026, 11:00 amBitcoin holds above $71,000, defying rising dollar, oil and U.S. bond yields - CoinDesk

March 13, 2026, 10:30 amUS sanctions DPRK IT facilitators over crypto transactions in $800 million scheme - The Block

March 13, 2026, 10:00 amSingapore-based MetaComp raises $35 million in funding backed by Alibaba - The Block

March 13, 2026, 10:00 amHow BlackRock’s new staked Ethereum ETF is already raking in ‘very solid’ $16m - DL News

March 13, 2026, 9:30 amHSBC, Standard Chartered to be first recipients of Hong Kong stablecoin licenses: reports - The Block