no amout of financial success will ever give me a lovey dovey gator girlfriend with big tits

there, its pointless, might as well just end it all

persian edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smigger thread
>>62064253

Every pullback is an opportunity

Back to 0.08 inshallah

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!

New research confirms a superior performance by female traders

Women have had a pretty bad reputation in global financial markets. As investors, the perception is that they joined the game too late, they saved too little and they invested too conservatively.

But a growing number of surveys and research papers suggest this is a stereotype that is out of date. The reality is that women actually spend more time researching their options than men, are better at matching their investments to their life goals, tend to trade less and when they do, remain calmer during the storms that unnerve male investors on the financial high seas.

So, recent publicity around an NAB report suggesting that women are losing large sums of money because they are too conservative in their investment choices, has raised hackles. Not least because it claims there are anatomical differences in the brains of men and women that influence investment decisions.

One of the most in-depth pieces of research to support the view that women make better investors has come from UNSW Business School

The road the academics travelled was a long one, encompassing a 17-year period, and focused on Finland due to the transparency of its financial marketplace.

The study matched daily trade by male and female individual investors in Nokia and 27 other major Finnish stocks and found that there was a continuous female compounded rate of return of 21.44% per annum, rising to 43.16% per annum just for the main stock, Nokia.

Women individual investors also outperformed domestic and international institutional investors with an even more substantial gain of €1,654.24 million.

solana is not having a good day
https://x.com/ArxsTV/status/2039423108537254091

Security forces are on their material limits.
Women and the elder are still living in the delusion of a high trust society and that security forces are there to protect them, not just to write reports after the fact and rely it to a hopelessly overworked juridical system that showed to just give slaps on the hand for capital crime and largely has foregone judgments and punishment on lower crime. The social cohesion and willingness of third parties to get involved is minimal.

The counter party of the trade is a weak loaded victim living in the delusion of security easy to pick clean
The risk management is wearing a mask, not having a tracking device in your pocket and not getting caught trying to off load stolen goods
The profit is guaranteed and untraceable

better than gambling on numbers on a screen with counter parties that have full information on your trades, a risk management that is close to voodoo and praying and a profit that is non-guaranteed.
Better than drop shipping for tiny margins and having to trust some chinese producer to not fuck you over
Obviously better than wage slaving as well; your profits from robbery are not taxed

Just got a job at Dropbox, Junior Data Analyist. $115,000 starting salary.

I've lost so much that I've kind of learned to enjoy it. It gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside because I know one day I'm going to make it and it's going to feel so good. Started unironically jacking off to cuck porn for the same reason

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>biz gets xrp spam instead of link spam on April fools day
Amazing. I kneel

bouncing edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smg thread
>>62063691

Day 1 of snailposting every day until ICP is at 2K

No comment

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>Legitimate quantum threat to BTC from Google
>Bitcoin price doesn't move at all
That's how you know it's bad. It's so bad that coiners are absolutely rejecting the reality of their situation. Literally rocking back and forth and saying everything is fine.

You can see it all over X:
>Well if this was true then everything would be destroyed, not just Bitcoin
>If they hack Bitcoin, it would make it worthless, so therefore nobody would ever hack it
>We'll just fix the protocol and migrate to it, ezpz

Absolute fucking copium lmao. So now they're just pretending everything is fine.

IM OFFICIALLY FOMOING INTO ZCASH

Is there a bigger tell tale sign of a poorfag?

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55mCitadel-backed EDX Markets applies for U.S. trust charter to expand institutional crypto services - CoinDesk

55mSolana-Based DeFi Project Drift Hit by $285 Million Exploit - Bloomberg

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1hBithumb crypto exchange stretches IPO timeline to 2028 - The Block

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3hThe Quantum Threat to Bitcoin Dividing Crypto - Decrypt

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4hHong Kong misses March target for first stablecoin licenses - The Block

4hWhat it mean for Bitcoin’s price if the Iran war ended - DL News

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5hAgencies Must Create Clear Prediction Market Rules to Avoid FTX-Style ‘Implosions’: CFTC Chair - Decrypt

5hZodia Markets CEO Usman Ahmad departs, co-founder Nick Philpott named interim CEO - The Block

5hBitcoin miner Cango secures financing as NYSE delisting looms amid low stock price - The Block

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6hBitcoin traders brace for a drop to $60,000, but White House surprises may send prices even lower - DL News

6hRipple Launches Treasury Management System with Native Digital Asset Capabilities - Decrypt

6hFranklin Templeton launches crypto division with 250 Digital acquisition - CoinDesk

6hEthereum is trading 60% below its record price. Here’s why Ether ETFs could ‘outperform’ Bitcoin funds - DL News

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7hBitcoin’s crashes are shrinking, and Wall Street is starting to notice - CoinDesk

7hOpenEden issues first tokenized access to BNY’s Global Short-Dated High-Yield Bond strategy - The Block

7hBitcoin traders show ‘aggressive caution’ heading into typically low-volume Easter period: K33 - The Block

7hOpenAI raises a record $122 billion as revenue crosses $2 billion per month - CoinDesk

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8hAlgorand, Stable Lead Double-Digit Altcoin Surge as Bitcoin Tops $69K - Decrypt

8hFranklin Templeton agrees to buy CoinFund spinoff to expand crypto investment offering: WSJ - The Block

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8hGrayscale’s research head says tokenization will happen in waves and explains how to play it - CoinDesk

9hBrazil's B3 exchange to offer bitcoin-linked 'event contracts' for the ultra-rich - CoinDesk

9hJack Dorsey says AI should replace the middle manager after Block cuts 4,000 jobs - CoinDesk

9hZodia Markets CEO Ahmad Departs StanChart-Backed Crypto Firm - Bloomberg

9hCrypto Fund Manager CoinShares Begins Trading on Nasdaq via SPAC Deal - Decrypt

9hCoinShares enters US public markets via Nasdaq after $1.2 billion Vine Hill SPAC merger - The Block

9hDeFi’s true believers reminisce in Cannes as they hunt for crypto’s next big thing - DL News

9hWhat Friday's high-profile US jobs report means for Bitcoin price - DL News

9hUniswap Foundation held $85.8M at year-end, committed $26M in grants during 2025 - CoinDesk

9hCrypto rebounds as oil dips on Trump comments, but derivatives signal weak conviction - CoinDesk

10hDOJ Charges 10 Foreign Nationals Over Crypto ‘Wash Trading’ Scheme - Decrypt

10hBitcoin ETFs post first inflows since October as price stabilizes - CoinDesk

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10hBitcoin’s old peaks aren’t untouchable anymore, and the days of parabolic rallies could be over - CoinDesk

11hSBI Holdings’ B2C2 designates Solana as primary stablecoin network for institutional clients - The Block

11hCrypto asset manager CoinShares to list on Nasdaq after $1.2 billion SPAC deal - CoinDesk

11hAustralia passes bill requiring financial licenses for crypto platforms - The Block

12hCrypto in court. Key dates in the cases against Roman Storm, Sam Bankman-Fried and others are coming fast - DL News

12hSTRC keeps dividend payout steady at 11.5% after seven straight increases - CoinDesk

12hUS indicts 10 foreign nationals for alleged crypto wash trading scheme - The Block

12hStablecoins endanger US economy, warns Fed governor. ‘Long and painful history of private money’ - DL News

12hAustralia passes crypto regulation requiring exchanges to obtain financial services licenses - CoinDesk

13hBitcoin posts worst first quarter since 2018, falling 24% - The Block

14hThe first winners of the quantum crypto debate are already clear – and some of them are up 50% - CoinDesk

15hXRP holds $1.34 as supply tightens but price fails to break higher - CoinDesk

15hThese catalysts could bump bitcoin as Trump hands three-week target to end Iran war - CoinDesk

17hNew Hampshire authority to issue $100 million bitcoin-backed bond with speculative-grade rating from Moody’s - The Block

17hBitcoin is closer to its 'buy zone' than it's been in three years - CoinDesk

17hHong Kong hasn’t issued a single HKD stablecoin license after March target - CoinDesk

18hBitcoin Holds Gains in Asia After Five-Month Losing Streak Ends - Bloomberg

21hBitcoin enters the public bond market as Moody’s gives a first-of-its-kind crypto deal a rating - CoinDesk

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