orange nigger friday!

Is roulette a good business move to 2-3x a smaller amount of money quickly?
I have no other forms of making money except gambling

Whenever he needs money, he just prints more PNK out of thin air. The Kleros "project" is effectively his and his argentinian scammer buddy's personal ATM

I’ve been thinking about an idea and I’m trying to figure out if it’s actually interesting or if there are obvious problems I’m not seeing.

The concept is a smart contract that runs a simple system. People can contribute a small fixed amount, the contract holds the funds, and once a certain threshold is reached, the outcome happens automatically according to rules that were set beforehand.

The main idea is not just the prize. It’s the trust aspect. The contract would be public, the rules would be locked in, and nobody would be able to step in and change things after people have participated.

Basically, the goal is to create something where you do not have to trust a person or company running it. You only have to trust the code and be able to verify that everything is working as intended.

I’m curious what people think.

Would something like this interest you? What would make you comfortable using it? What would make you avoid it completely?

I’m trying to understand whether this is a genuinely interesting idea before putting time into building it.

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just checked the monthly macd and determined bobo is finished

Day 358 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Graaaaaaaahhhaaaaaaammmmmm Stephhaaaaaaaaaaannnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lyn Alden is a tranny

Let's say I'm an advisor to someone powerful and I need to "pull up the ladder" over the next decade to prevent migration out of the underclass so that elite culture doesn't get fatally diluted. What should I suggest? Hypothetically speaking.

>work weekends as night security
>do nothing on my shifts, spend them playing vidya on my steam deck
>come home to my autistic wife we get neetbux for
>make $4000 a month doing this, rent in my shithole is $650
>invest $0
my life is good.

Yeet a Jeet edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/
>>62465034 #

This is literally fucked. Why can't I withdraw my money. I'm literally starving. I can't buy doordash or things on ebay until this unlocks.

Yesterday, ChatGPT/OpenAI announced and launched GPT-5.6, running on Solana. OpenAI chose Solana because of its strong combination of low transaction costs and high speed. TARS AI is Solana’s first AI project backed by Solana’s funding ecosystem, and its core focus is AI agents—the area widely considered one of the highest-priority directions for the future of AI technology (tars ai mcap 5.1m$) should i take some? What do you think. https://openai.com/index/gpt-5-6/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAS9xrFwZG9mA2ZkaWQWUKTDskVTadyagoCBvRCnqN0Q72l2f2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAHNydGMGYXBwX2lkCjY2Mjg1NjgzNzkAAR4FmUerk3ZWFeR1cvf3BTpwyHeFCsX553uINekhPGgog-WYyDiolccqjW9Jmw_aem_GDYAJCBVHvGjm7pdieD-yQ

i was gone for 4-5 months vibecoding a new project, now hearing about robinhood chain memecoins. what did I miss? why don't I see more of this shit mentioned here in the catalog. update me faggots (financially speaking homosexuals)

Stop buying crypto.
Maybe read a 10k
Maybe invest in an actual business.

I am in new york how do I fill out w4 so I keep as much of my paycheck as possible upfront rather then end of year

miss me yet?

wow this faggot ass site does not at all want anyone to make it anymore. deleting threads for the new robinhood chain where 1000x's are popping off every few hours. fuck this wretched place. biz is truly dead

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July 9, 2026, 2:00 pmCFTC Chair Selig warns regulators will end up ‘writing all the rules’ for crypto if Clarity Act stalls - The Block

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