My theory is that they are trying to pump crypto knowing its mostly zoomers and millenials that hold them in order to win midterms

Have you apologized to King MarketMaker? You silly trannies keep betting against the house and losing. There are no more oil and AI problems, the only ones suggesting such are treasonous. Get ready for another rate cut; this is your last chance to make something, don’t fuck it up again with your TDS.

HOLY SHIT LINK IS ABSOLUTELY RIPPING RIGHT NOW

Jim Cramer strikes again

What jobs give you the most opportunities to meet girls?

>Be me. be 23 years old, choose responsibility. choose 30yr mortgage, cooking/eating at home, movie nights in, 12 pack from supermarket @ 50¢/can, 9 year old boring/functional car @ $150/mo. living on less than i earn. invest $25-$70 most months in IRA.

>Get married. wholesome woman, I lead, she follows. love and respect eachother.

> FOLLOW THE LAW, stay out of legal trouble. don't just CONSOOOOOM for sake of consuming. set sights and goals, be patient, achieve them slowly. its not glamorous. pay off "starter home" in 14yrs-9mos. sit tight, save, invest, build skills. accumulate $40k retirement over 8yrs and $50k general & emergency fund over 5 years.

>find large acreage. buy it. build house. total $211k. dump general fund and sale proceeds from starter house into it. new 30 yr mortgage balance $74k on year 3. Buy dairy sheep, chickens, rabbits and quail. wife learns livestock husbandry & gardening. self-teach and learn about solar power systems and intermediate electrical installation. design & install 7kw system, 20.5kwh LiFePO4 battery storage, grid-tied non-export inverter. homestead is 70%-80% self-reliant.

>Single income household $65k, $1230/mo total mortgage @ 4% combined, $40-$60/mo electric bill, $12/mo eqv. propane, all insurance: life, health, auto, prop etc total $400/mo. two paid-off vehicles $0/mo. food bill $400/mo. $500/mo into savings & IRA.

>BE ME AT MID-40'S NOW: have huge set of mechanical & industrial trade skills. 10's of 1000's of dollars worth of tools. No college degree, smokeshow wife, live rural, enjoy life.

Slow and steady wins the race.

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>developments for the clarity act overnight
>BTC pumps
Clarity act is good for bitcoin

Clarity Act voting official waiting room. September 15th.

What's a realistic plan to get a $1M net worth? I'm currently at about $192k at 30

Chainlink is dumping

Diesel spikes 5% on real news, then plummets 5% on Trump claim that Ukraine and Russia agree to halt attacks on energy targets. Diesel just gave back all it's gains for the day in an instant. Oil barely moved. Still well up today. Let's see if this sticks.

Inside traders just made more billions.

Every pullback is an opportunity

does anyone else feel like the markets are about to drop 15-30%

I just fed this who page of /biz/ into ai and said give me an executive summary.

4chan /biz/ Board — Snapshot Summary
Anonymous, unmoderated imageboard; treat as unverified sentiment/noise, not analysis
Dominant Themes
Stock market sentiment (multiple "/smg/ – Stock Market General" threads): Recurring, high-reply-count generals aggregating financial news links, screeners, and options tools. General mood leans bearish/anxious about an "AI bubble" popping, tariff effects, and a possible market correction.
Meme stocks: Active GME and BBBYQ (Bed Bath & Beyond) threads pushing years-old, unverified conspiracy theories about naked short selling, corporate buyouts, and market manipulation. No credible new developments — recycled narrative content.
Crypto: Dedicated threads for XRP, Monero, and general crypto (Bitcoin vs. gold debate, altcoin speculation). Heavy price speculation and unverified "insider" predictions (e.g., specific BTC bottom dates).
Commodities: Active oil & gas and precious metals generals discussing diesel price spikes, housing/inflation concerns, and gold/silver dealer resources.
Personal finance venting: Large volume of posts about job dissatisfaction, mortgage/housing affordability frustration, net-worth comparisons, and general economic anxiety.
Notable Individual Posts

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Is Link going to make things better or way worse?

ow ow ow my ass

So what do you think of all this? Is the danger real or has AI stagnated and this is their excuse to avoid a crash? Could be both?

Hey /biz/, an oldfag insider here. The Clarity Act is passing soon. Do what you wish with this information

1hCrypto Market Has 'Definitely Not Priced In' Clarity Act Surprise, Says Bernstein - Decrypt

1hBitcoin Climbs as AI Slowdown Calls Sink Nvidia, Intel and Other Chip Stocks - Decrypt

1mBipartisan group of state attorneys general oppose Clarity Act over federal preemption worry - CoinDesk

1mBitmine Adds $68 Million in Ethereum as Holdings Near 6 Million ETH - Decrypt

28mWhy Trump Backed Tougher Ethics Rules in Clarity Act, and Why the Crypto Industry Thinks It Can Pass - Decrypt

28mStrategy Buys Back $139 Million of STRC, Bitcoin Stack Frozen for Second Week - Decrypt

58mClarity Act odds surge on prediction markets, but crypto bill still faces long road - CoinDesk

58mStrive reaches 25,000 BTC milestone with latest $36.6 million purchase - The Block

1hConsensus heads to Hong Kong for third year with expanded focus on AI - CoinDesk

1hDeFi Development Corp expands Solana treasury to 2.39 million SOL, sets up $300 million CHAD ATM - The Block

1hNY Attorney General James leads bipartisan push against the Clarity Act ahead of initial Senate vote - The Block

1hMetaMask Adds New Wallet Protections Against Crypto Scams - Decrypt

1hKaiko extends Series B funding round to $110 million with S&P Global, BNP Paribas - CoinDesk

1hCrypto Rises as Long-Shot US Bill Gains Better Odds of Passage - Bloomberg

1hHere is the revised Clarity Act ethics provision Donald Trump has agreed to - CoinDesk

2hS&P Global leads strategic investment in crypto data firm Kaiko, extending Series B to $110 million - The Block

2hBitmine adds 27,180 ETH as adviser Tom DeMark sees sharp move in coming weeks - The Block

2hBitmine adds $68 million in ether as Tom Lee sees more upside catalysts ahead - CoinDesk

3hFCA considers exempting tokenized gold from fund rules to defend London market - CoinDesk

3hTrump agrees to stricter ethics rules to save Clarity Act crypto bill: AP - CoinDesk

3hStrategy repurchases $139 million of STRC shares, leaves bitcoin holdings unchanged - The Block

4hLive updates: Bitcoin manages small gains as stocks drop on AI concern, oil surges - CoinDesk

4hCrypto market outperforms as call for slower AI development weighs on tech stocks - CoinDesk

4hIndia Begins Tokenizing Its $620 Billion Corporate Bond Market - Decrypt

6hBernstein sees more Clarity Act progress than markets expected, says ‘any positive surprise is definitely not priced in’ - The Block

6hTikTok developer ByteDance arranges $29.6 billion loan as it builds AI ambitions - CoinDesk

6hTD Cowen sees 90% upside for bitcoin treasury firm Smarter Web following proposed ‘MORE’ preferred IPO - The Block

6hBitcoin Suisse to Cut Up to Half Its Swiss Jobs in Overseas Shift - Decrypt

7hSouth Korean investors push for fourth crypto tax delay as regulators stand firm - The Block

11hSenate Republicans release ‘final’ Clarity Act draft as Trump accepts most ethics provisions - The Block

14hTrump’s Crypto Push Opens Perpetuals Race to Singapore Exchange - Bloomberg

18hSymbiosis says it recovered 15 BTC after Bitcoin bridge exploit, offers attacker 20% bounty - The Block

21hMexican authorities raid hidden crypto mine, suspecting power theft and money laundering - The Block

21hIs Clarity dead? A vibes-based analysis: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

September 13, 2026, 3:30 pmCircle's $400M Tazapay deal buys emerging market links that take ‘years to build’ - CoinDesk

September 13, 2026, 3:30 pmAI Agents Spending Money Online? New Research Says Not Really - Decrypt

September 13, 2026, 2:30 pmCrypto's Clarity Act is a Schrödinger's cat in life-death limbo as U.S. Senate returns - CoinDesk

September 13, 2026, 12:00 amCryptoQuant says bitcoin must clear resistance at $81,700 to confirm new bull market - The Block

September 12, 2026, 11:30 pmBitcoin Suisse plans to cut up to half its Swiss jobs as it shifts work abroad - CoinDesk

September 12, 2026, 9:00 pmRevolut says customer KYC, Bitcoin transaction data exposed after fake request from gov’t domain - The Block

September 12, 2026, 9:00 pmAnthropic CEO calls for AI race to slow down. Musk and OpenAI's Altman agrees - CoinDesk

September 12, 2026, 9:00 pmNigel Farage’s Reform UK lands $97 million donations from two crypto billionaires in 24 hours - CoinDesk

September 12, 2026, 6:30 pmRipple stablecoin chief sees $13 trillion corporate treasury opportunity for RLUSD - CoinDesk

September 12, 2026, 6:30 pmDitching bonds for bitcoin: How crypto can tackle the AI-heavy portfolio dilemma - CoinDesk

September 12, 2026, 6:30 pmGPT-6 Astra Users Say OpenAI's Newest Model Got Dumber. It Happened Before, Too - Decrypt

September 12, 2026, 6:30 pmCrypto billionaires Ben Delo and Christopher Harborne each donate £36 million to Farage’s Reform UK - The Block

September 12, 2026, 6:00 pmCrypto Billionaires Hand Reform UK $97M in Record Donations - Decrypt

September 12, 2026, 3:30 pmChatGPT Images 2.5 vs Nano Banana 2: Which One is Better? - Decrypt

September 12, 2026, 12:30 pmBitcoin activity, passports exposed after Revolut falls for fake government request - CoinDesk

September 12, 2026, 12:00 amCyberattacks on Law Firms Nearly Double as Stolen Documents Hit the Dark Web - Decrypt

September 12, 2026, 12:00 amFormer Alameda CEO Caroline Ellison joins nonprofit charity Manifund - The Block

September 11, 2026, 11:30 pmCitrini Founder Who Shook Markets Sells Firm, Plans New Fund - Bloomberg

September 11, 2026, 11:00 pmBitcoin Golden Cross Flickers Off as Rate-Hike Bets Firm Up - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 8:30 pmOpenAI Asks Congress Whether an AI Slowdown Would Be Legal - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 8:00 pmBitcoin, ether rise as inflation data does little to alter Fed interest rate outlook - The Block

September 11, 2026, 7:30 pmRobinhood Crypto Trading Volume Jumps 61% in August - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 7:30 pmThe legal drama of imprisoned Sam Bankman-Fried is waiting on its last act - CoinDesk

September 11, 2026, 7:00 pm‘DeFi’s federal bank’: Standard Chartered sees SKY token rising fivefold by end-2028 - The Block

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September 11, 2026, 6:30 pmCrypto’s Latest Rebound is Fueled By More Liquidations - Bloomberg

September 11, 2026, 6:30 pmBitwise to Close Dogecoin ETF Before Its First Anniversary - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 6:00 pmMetaplanet reverses course on executive options with 41% cut to potential shares, scraps employee warrant plan - The Block

September 11, 2026, 6:00 pmBitcoin Rises as Markets Digest Inflation Data Ahead of Fed Rate Decision - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 4:30 pmBlockstream Refuses Ransom for Return of $47M in Bitcoin from Liquid Hack: 'It Is Theft' - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 4:00 pmZodia Custody CEO Julian Sawyer steps down, becomes adviser - CoinDesk

September 11, 2026, 4:00 pmMetaplanet cuts executive reward pool by 41%, extinguishes $220 million in value - CoinDesk

September 11, 2026, 2:30 pmEU Regulator Says Prediction Markets Are 'Rife With Inside Trading' - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 2:30 pmIndia’s SEBI Demat 2.0 pilot debuts with over $100 million in tokenized bonds - The Block

September 11, 2026, 1:30 pmLive updates: Bitcoin sinks to $77,000 as CPI lands with hike odds near 70% - CoinDesk

September 11, 2026, 1:30 pmRising yields, oil prices leave bitcoin vulnerable ahead of U.S. inflation report - CoinDesk

September 11, 2026, 1:30 pm‘Return the bitcoin’: Blockstream refuses ransom demand for remaining 600 BTC from Liquid exploit - The Block

September 11, 2026, 12:30 pmAlbuquerque Bans Bitcoin ATMs, Giving Operators 45 Days to Remove Them - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 12:30 pmESMA says major prediction platforms lack EU authorization, questions Polymarket and Kalshi’s partial geo-blocks - The Block

September 11, 2026, 11:30 amSam Bankman-Fried Asks Supreme Court to Overturn FTX Fraud Conviction - Decrypt

September 11, 2026, 11:30 amBitcoin’s White-Hat Hack Is Just Old-Fashioned Extortion - Bloomberg

September 11, 2026, 6:30 amSam Bankman-Fried asks Supreme Court to overturn fraud conviction and $11 billion forfeiture - The Block

September 10, 2026, 11:30 pmPrivacy Coin Zcash Becomes Top Performer as Crypto Losses Mount - Bloomberg

September 10, 2026, 11:30 pmDeepSeek's New Model Nearly Matches GPT-6 Astra on Design—at 1.4% of the Cost - Decrypt

September 10, 2026, 11:30 pmSenate Republicans Release Revised Clarity Act Ahead of September 15 Vote - Decrypt

September 10, 2026, 11:00 pmNew Clarity Act text tweaks DeFi, credit union provisions, but road ahead for bill remains murky - CoinDesk