final fartcoin thread. its now or never gents.

So then I was like I'll refinance
And she was like refinance where
And I was like I'll refinance don't worry where
And she was like a total bitch

Even ChatGPT thinks Ripple isn't doing enough for XRP

Memory chips edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62857833

trust no one

Now that the Democrats are in power, the interest on the national debt is going to climb even higher, and the spending too...
The USA will spend more than 2 trillion on Interest in 2027.
How long do we have to prepare?

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>Agriculture is no longer financially viable without subsidies
>All the manufacturing jobs went overseas in the 70s
How do we fix the American midwest?

Does anyone get a kick out of watching wagies get humiliated by TikTokers?
>they are raped neofeudal serfs
>they get publicly humiliated by popular, attractive, funny people
>their bullies make millions from their suffering, while never working a real job
>their public humiliation is streamed worldwide to millions and is immortalised on the internet
>they're doomed to rent, live paycheck to paycheck, eat processed food, play video games and NEVER get good pussy
>a chunk of the little money they do make goes to Israel and social security programmes
>they won't do shit about any of this other than complain
>they'll die alone

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wh_1_WHmz3w


tl;dw:
okay so this is a video from a lawyer to other lawyers about how to beat debt collectors and banks who are suing you because you owe them money.
>like mortgage backed securities, all debt is wrapped up into securities
>the bank that creates the loan then sells the loan to another entity (for example citibank sells their credit card debt to citigroup as a security)
>by making this debt a security and then selling it the bank is able to show less "debt to income" so the bank can borrow more money to then lend to people (it's a scam)
>so when the bank goes to collect the money you owe them they don't own the debt anymore
>this makes them a 3rd party debt collector which means they have to be subject to federal debt collection laws which are much more strict than the laws about an original lender trying to collect a debt
>because it is a security, trying to prove who even owns the debt is a mess
>"you have to show assignment" which means you have to show that you have the debt or else you don't get shit

I spent $10,000 dollars on Asian whores in a 2 year period. Do I have a problem?

I made it and have a 7 figure net worth but I am the biggest tightwad known to man.

What expensive bullshit should I buy /biz/? I no longer receive pleasure from shopping, pls help me blow $9,000.00

Suggest things that you’d buy if you had a $9k shopping spree.

>be me
>24, broke wagie
>GTA 6 is probably going to be the biggest entertainment launch of the decade
>millions of people playing, watching, and spending money
>realize there's probably a gold rush coming
>gaming YouTube channels, TikTok clips, guides, GTA RP servers, mods, streaming, affiliate marketing, etc.
>don't want to be the guy selling shovels after everyone already struck gold
>ideally want something scalable that doesn't require being a massive streamer
>have programming experience and some money to invest
>trying to figure out how to position myself before launch

What are some legitimate ways to capitalize on GTA 6's release? Any actual business opportunities here, or is the market going to be completely saturated?

I'm so fucking tired. Link and grow poor.

https://youtu.be/r_7wC0FKSC8?si=IohaVA5Y4GpXFC_N

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What's the latest Pump & Dump?

yass edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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>>62857272

Tech stocks are on sale.
If you have a 10+ year time horizon, why not buy? The demand for tech isn't going away (especially if China takes Taiwan). Why wouldn't companies like Intel moon in such an environment?

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