WHY IS IT CRASHING AAAAAA

Explain Global Dollar Network (USDG) and USD Coin to me like it is the first day of summer and I am a new faggot.

AND I'D GIVE UP FOREVER TO TOUCH YOU
'CAUSE I KNOW THAT YOU FEEL ME SOMEHOW

>"we bottomed at 65k"
>"it's different this time"
>"Saylor will pump the price
what was that again Mumu?

Bitcoin is getting fucked

Check BTC weekly chart

YOU TOLD ME IT WAS GOING TO 120K! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?
I'VE MADE MY MISTAKES
SORRY I CAN'T BE PERFECT!

It's here. Pack your bags today. God candle incoming.

Adderall Monday-Friday to get through the piece of shit work week, and Xanax Saturday-Sunday to relax.

You were warned

Say you win lotto, what is the safest investment without regard to yield?

Obviously you don't want to lose money on the investments but it has to be something practical, not "buy bricks of gold, dude!".

Why did you miss your chance to escape poverty?

ludditecel edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>>62242523

1) this is a classic bear trap
2) freak the fuck out and sell everything right now

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

literally everyone expects a catastrophic crash across all markets, sending us back to the stone age. you know what means

Dont be a fag!

...so let me cope before I kill myself.
ITT we discuss povertism and how money is useless and not important.

There are exactly 21.6 basis points sitting between you and the worst stock market crash in US history.

This is the only thing that can kill tech

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May 14, 2026, 7:30 pmSenate Banking Committee advances landmark crypto market structure bill, garners some Democratic support - The Block

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