Hi /biz/
I urged my father to buy btc in april 2024 but he didn't listen. Today he called me and told me he wants to buy 10 btc in the next few months for 500k euros. He thinks that he will make a 100% profit in the next 1-2 years. I told him to buy 2 btc, store the keys himself, sell 1 btc in a few years, and keep one. Do you think I told him good? I know he likes to panic because last april he went ape shit and thought ww3 is imminent.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

How do i profit off the collapse of the petrodollar?

We're unironically about to go to the moon and you're not bullish??

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf_UjBMIzNo

https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/global-banks-seek-refuge-china-stocks-iran-war-drags-2026-03-31/

WTFWTFF

Anyone knows any good events on there right now?
I made 3x of my initial investment on Hungary elections, but it seems like it calmed down now and doesn't jump up and down in predictable patterns anymore.
Then I tried some temporal events that have a fixed date and I had mixed success there, they were good 3-4 days before they ended, but then I invested a lot into an event 2 days before it ended and it had literally zero bids after that so I just lost a bunch of money.
Now I have tried the "# of times musk tweets until April 7th" and I think I already fucked myself there, since someone at the comments said that Tesla is going to release some shit and I invested in 180-200.

In general, I had great success in the beginning but now I am not making profit anymore and sometimes I even lose money. Can anyone recommend an event/market that is predictable, has enough liquidity, preferably moves in the 0.2c-2c range, doesn't end for at least 4 more days and jumps between low and high values frequently?

Post your expenses. Do you need them? How much happiness do they bring? Can you reduce them or substitute something cheaper?

sino-european victory edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

previous smigger thread
>>62063091

UPS didn't come in time edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gRXToZhO1A

>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/(US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/(EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/(Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/(Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/(Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/(US)
https://stoutgold.co/(US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/(US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/(US)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/(US)
https://eu.compare.pm/(EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/(DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo[Embed]
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY[Embed]
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k[Embed]
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

previous thread: >>62051870

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If universal basic income becomes a thing in all the first world countries would that negatively affect the price of crypto?

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what does /biz/ think about these?

if "the trades" are so
>based and trad and high paying too
>also NOT HARD ON THE BODY
>and who even cares about the commute you fag whiner
then why do all trades workers SEETHE uncontrollably at the idea of someone working from home?

XRP WILL GO TO $1000

Now is the best time to actually buy some stocks.

If you were 2 guys that turned $150K to $30,000,000 in 4 years why wouldn't you call it good and retire?

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