Rate my gf.

Oh my mistake, it is only Wednesday
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Us factories are owned by investors. They can collectively throw their weight and manage a 100 dollar item.
Whereas in china factories are owned by the state. They collectively throw the entire country and can manage a dollar item.
The us cant stomach this.

The 12k prooogrammed! You vill ze buy ze buttom with my hairdresser!

I thought it was retarded when he said it i was right

Is ERY a good proxy for a Put on XLE?
My plan was to buy a Put on XLE, and sell around June/August (ptofit from the guaranteed price crash), but my stupid app doesn't allow Puts.
So, ERY profits inversely to XLE, thus why not buy into ERY now, and sell around June, as a sort of "Put Proxy"?

Is this guy just doing prosperity gospel except for side hustle business?

What the fuck is this janky vibe coded scam shit?

I have realised I'm too dumb to do options trading and have 0 motivation and capital to invest seriously. Any money I put on the stock market will be a gamble anyway. So I got a Paramount subscription and am studying the body mechanics of fighters. It's really cool, you have the human element, you get to watch the fight with your money on the outcome which is exciting and you can do research into the fighters and study them mentally and physically. I have even started thinking about online bullying and harrassing the fighters I want to lose, I think I found a genuinely good hobby

White Kid Is Mexican!

polkadot

Lsd is the only drug that will never get you caught except by snitching.
>cant be sniffed by dogs
>it was a postage stamp officer
>not taken seriously cause its kind of like weed i guess
>can be mailed in an envelope internationally with 0 fucks given and sleep like a baby
The only catch is its hard to obtain and snitching

anons what remote jobs that you easily got hired for and how did you do it?
any info would be helpful

>got tired of my termite poison inducing job in the warehouse just cus i was manipulated by mom to only search for stuff with benefits and not actually dreams and a boss that makes me maw a lawn with nailclippers then tell me to grow the grass again in 32 minutes
>frick it
>went to my local website and actually search something i want
>"Job position - make funny meme videos using cats cartoons anime and video game references with based anti normie music"
>mfw
wait wait mordekai and rigby were in the right all this time to waste time being epic gamers and making yo mama jokes?

Down you go, you piece of dinosaur shit.

EVs suddenly in vogue, BUY BUY BUY edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

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