rates are at historic highs, yet stocks are also at historic highs...
so should you buy bonds or stocks?

$200k/yr is officially POORFAG tier
>Wellesley College is making tuition free for families earning $200K or less

Just about to finish a 16 hour shift.

Investment banking

How much money do I have to make in order to fuck her? How do I level up my social skills in order to get in her pants?

So I'm buying 400K of Dave and Busters Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous
>>62690124

a whale just aped 8 BTC into Zcash (ZEC)

https://explorer.near-intents.org/transactions/bc1qyd0a29plsnfgxzhml5f7znnaec2qxeww7mw7v2

what do whales know that you don't?

>+0.00%
OOOOOOO WTFWT

can flip this bitch right fucking now
well... not right now... but pretty damn fast.
whole houses of cards come down
total tech industry rugpull
dare i?

Why the fuck is silver going down. Fags from /pmg/ keep saying it should be $600 dollars an ounce. Did I get trolled? I want to fucking make it already but I'm stuck holding these boomer rocks.

>32 years old
>over ten years of work experience
>have a masters
>live in nyc

Why the fuck can't I find any new work? Every application I send gets rejected. I'm even using Claude™ to help write my LinkedIn, resume, and cover letters.

how do people not get tired of this

What do you call this patttern

While you losers have been gambling on shit coins
I have 12 Poke'mon cards getting sent to my trailer today from Ebay each one is worth 9-23 dollars I'm going to accuse each seller of either not sending them, sending me a damaged one, or claim they are counterfeit.
Afterwards I'll get them for free because the sellers do not want trouble.
Then they will go into my portfolio

Day 1806 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Why do crypto niggers sell so much? I can not believe the powers that be want to make it so easy for these barbarians to trade our beautiful pristine Aryan assets. The stock market will be ruined within 5 years of putting on crypto rails.

No comment

IS THE WORLD ENDING OR NOT?!

Sui is so underpriced that it's insane. It will be the Sol of the next cycle.

$PEPE posters where?

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