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Mumu, you bloody basterd benchod bitch. How the fuck is Bobo able to keep it up for months and you can't even keep it up for a full two weeks, you muttar chode!

When did you realize AI was a bubble?

Its 5$ a month for megamillions enough to throw away to where i wont be losing to much money but i can still believe in the dream of escaping wage grind. 5 bucks a month is basically a pizza (which i dont eat since im not a goyslop muncher)

Your weekend will go by in a flash

Will he be right?

i noticed lots of ad on marketplace selling metal buildings and wonder if my idea has any potential. idea: i put ads for metal buildings on marketplace but i actually have none in stock, if anyone orders one from me for example $10,000 i order one just for them from someone i already know sells them for $8000 for example and have it sent to them. im just a middleman but they dont know that, they dont need to (right?).

i will be a legitimate building salesman yet hold no inventory.

We need various metal hybrid nanobots to first:
1. Prune rotten cells with blue fungi.
2. Extract a huge stem cell from living marrow RNA.
3. Collect a hair follicle DNA.
4. CrisprCas9+++ to repair the stem cells and hair follicle.
5. Custom FOX03 the DNA and RNA to respective request age in Will.
6. Convert the Somatic Cell to a pluripotent cell for gametes
7. Combine the Mitochondria into the pluripotent cell known as a "Progenitor Cell"
8. Culture the stem cells and Progenitor Cells to a significant population
9. Perform regular medical on body.
10. Dialysis with own blood from Progenitor culture
11. Replace organs with upgraded, spliced DNA calculated with E.V.O. AI optimisations based on Will and individual Gamer Theory (Applying learnt video game skills to real life scenarios) and a splice from the desert cactus that never ages.
12. Introduce organs.
13. Introduce XXXL gauge of whole heart dialysis with nanobots to repair cell walls of arteries and veins.
14. Once arteries and veins settle, introduce on red blood cells.
15. QUICKLY introduce ZANTHIUM+++ nanobots to dig and jumpstart the marrow into activation.
16. After a little bit of time, introduce Zihexa(Dihexa payload nanobots with patient's own cultured stem cells)
17. Once body is recovered, do the Electromagnetochemical jumpstart on the Liver, Kidneys, Heart, Lungs (With CPAP+++).
18. With blood flow, introduce payload of digital twin with no negative files.
19. Wake up.

This is a medical patent under Kai James Goulter, Sole Trader. Distribution approved. YOU MUST PAY TITHES FOR THIS OR YOU WILL GET ZESSERECT---!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NULL UNIVERSE!!!!!

PERMISSIONS CURRENTLY SET TO RPBS AUSTRALIA CONCESSION ONLY.
YOU MUST TELL YOUR ENTIRE LIFE STORY TO A SUITE OF AIs to ACCESS RPBS MEDICATION SUITE.
SKRELI, SEND IT UP, BRO.

if you bought in the 1929 bubble peak you had to wait 25 years to break even.

Just to KLARify: I'm not sponsored by Klarna Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

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The train hasn't even left the station

OK hear me out.

Assuming the fed ramps up printing again to get the USA to kick the can far enough to outlive Trump stirring the WW3 pot for Greater Israel and the market bubble(s) being one pin needle away from popping, alts are the only thing I plan on buying to profit from this as it plays out for another BeeTeeCee cycle.

I plan on buying STX instead however and banking a 10x on the fact that it has a higher correlation/beta with BTCs movement being a Bitcoin adjacent alt. I don't want to run the faggot ass AI narrative for fears that AI stocks will bleed in the future once people realize its a scam funnelling investors money to each other while hemmoraeging more money than these companies create.

Am I a retard for doing this? Btw Already bought DOGEshit at the bottom as once money is risk-on again it should catch a small bid with BitShit.

There’s no traders on biz only fucking faggots who work day jobs and “invest” if you deposited more than once into your brokerage then you aren’t profitable. You couldn’t maintain the acc without adding liquidity means you don’t fully understand how to manage money

I make 6.6k after tax, what kind of car can I afford?

>inb4 beater cucks
I have a long drive to work so driving a beater doesnt save me any significant amount of money, ive been doing it for 10 years beacuse I was poor but im very slightly less poor now so maybe life is short..

>cash -75.53

tomorrow i will make 200 cash God willing. feeling /fit. withdrawls leaving my body bros it feels so good

FAQ: https://pastebin.com/1HZbbTtU

how did trading go this week, ya cunts?

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well my networth is down 40% in the past week. what should I do /biz/? sell?

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