imagine investing in a guy who can't even place his nameplate correctly

the financial implications of jews not knowing why oil prices are going up?

>BTC +15%
>ETH +25%
>this piece of fucking garbage scam +6%

What's going to be the next SUI over this next season or is it just BTC and ETH now until it all goes to 0?

The new link in our chains

The "old challenges" he is referring to is how it used to be impossible to totally enslave everyone on earth financially
Now with the internet they can attach all your info to your social and access your personal data in real time all in one place
pair that with real world inputs like FLOCK and Cell phone spying
BAM
you have a total surveilance state instead of a partial one
instead of people moving up income brackets they stay the same

you think wages are bad now?
just wait

i need /biz/'s help. I have been out of crypto for a few years and heard the bottom is in. What chain has the most liqudiity and volume and are memecoins and le >tech coins still a thing?
only requirements are no complete nigger chains, i can handle some niggatry

>cash +100.99
>investments +6

FAQ: https://pastebin.com/1HZbbTtU

thread theme:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BJhF0L7pfo8

>ermmm but we stopped doing folio threads for xyz reason and it violates the Reddit TOS or something
>ermmm sweaty this is le heckin datamining
Cope.

R8 other anons portfolios, post yours.

This is good, right?

Trump is going to pump crypto to levels you can't even imagine so he can use the strategic reserve to completely pay off the national debt

This is bullshit, I was promised bottom in October.

Everything is going up except for the coins I hold.

>everything is pumping except USDC
what a shitcoin

> $22 for hamburger meal at Culver’s
> comes out to $25 after tax

What the fuck? I work retail and make $15 an hour, basically 2 hours of my time for dinner the fuck? Used to be able to get McDoubles for $1 not too long ago.

> just cook your own food

Yeah, I don’t have energy after 10 hours of wageslaving to go to store, get ingredients, find a recipe, cook, clean, and do dishes also grocery store prices are just as expensive too now unless you eat just rice and beans literally

The Bitcoin snail died at the bottom

life for real estate fraud

Any g*rmans here that have gone freelance or started their own company? Is it worth it?

Reminder that Bitcoin is an IQ test.

How's our Bitcoin doing?

(Female) Anime Brokers Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

Previous: >>62612375

Is there anything worse and pathetic than an old man still trying to make it but haven't yet?
Not hasn't he figured it out for several decades but he is also broke as an older man which is insanely brutal too

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