Wait crypto is actually useful now???

https://x.com/ChivStouty/status/2086027344649597388

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If you assholes pop the AI bubble with constant negativity, the tech elites will punish the rest of us in ways you cannot imagine.

How do I hook up with the cute blonde zoomette who works at a drive thru I go to every weekend? I'm 35 years old btw, I'm not sure if that matters.

I have a sister in finance who says she's never seen people as angry as some of Leopold's investors are. Unironically, is he safe?

Day 1 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $7.xx.

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Day 1784 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

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https://youtu.be/pnF15bKCDlg?is=1ULoVY5PyhClXjeV

AMA anything Bobina or call me a furfag for the 1000th time. Her breast size is 36DD and she’s 30 before you ask (sorry loli cucks).

There's an 8/10 hot nurse working in a clinic where I work. Should I try and fuck her? What's the worst that can happen?

The reason you have anxiety and depression is because you aren't working hard enough you lazy goys.

I think I'm going to start playing the lottery again.

LINK in the wires, LINK in the chain,
Quiet through mockery, steady through pain.
Oracles humming, the data runs true,
Bridging the old world into the new.

Mock it, dismiss it, call it a dream,
Still it keeps flowing beneath every stream.
No need for shouting, no need for clout
Chainlink keeps building while others burn out.

So raise up the ticker, let skeptics all blink:
Long live the network. Long live LINK.

Everyone keeps telling me that “the bottom is in October” even though I didn’t ask.

Day 366 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

2019 was 8 years ago

1hRiot Platforms surges 20% in pre-market trading on $9.1 billion Anthropic deal - CoinDesk

46mUK Lawmakers Write to Bank CEOs Over Crypto Account Refusals - Decrypt

16mCoinbase rolls out derivatives for UK professional investors - The Block

43mZama brings its blockchain-privacy token to Revolut’s 70 million users - The Block

43mFlightAware sues Kalshi over alleged unauthorized data use for flight cancellation markets - The Block

1hBroadridge’s Distributed Ledger Repo platform processes $8 trillion in July volume - The Block

2hBitcoin’s BIP-110 fork is 300 blocks behind BTC and six years from fixing itself - CoinDesk

3hU.S. SEC sets meeting to propose Reg Crypto to support certain digital assets offerings - CoinDesk

5hRiot Platforms stock jumps 25% after-hours on $9.1 billion AI deal reportedly with Anthropic - The Block

6hKeel shutters all US bitcoin mining operations amid continuing AI pivot - The Block

6hBlackRock says bitcoin sentiment is turning as decoupling from stocks takes hold - The Block

6hBTCPay Server supporters offer up to 3 BTC for recovery bounty after critical exploit - The Block

6hAdam Back-backed H100 more than triples bitcoin holdings to 3,506 BTC in acquisition deal - The Block

6hBitcoin miner Bitdeer’s shares sink 15% despite revenue growth, progress on AI pivot - The Block

6hVitalik Buterin puts privacy and quantum resistance front and center in Ethereum’s latest roadmap - The Block

6h‘Owning the rails’: Standard Chartered sees LINK at $200 by 2030 as Chainlink underpins tokenized-asset boom - The Block

6hCrypto lost $110 million to hacks in July amid rising bug bounty activity: Immunefi - The Block

6hBitmine adds 7,391 ether in a week, bringing total Ethereum holdings to 5.81 million ETH - The Block

6hBrazil to tighten crypto fraud controls with new 24-hour wait on transfers to self-custody wallets - The Block

6hBitcoin’s BIP-110 supporters split onto minority chain as main network pulls ahead - The Block

6hWorld Liberty received $100 million from businessman investigated for money laundering: NYT - The Block

6hNorth Korea’s Kimsuky integrates AI into cyberattacks targeting crypto and finance - The Block

6hMichael Saylor’s Strategy sells another 1,690 BTC as USD reserve hits $4.65 billion - The Block

6hMajority Leader Thune files cloture on Clarity Act, setting up Sept. 15 Senate vote - The Block

6hTrump Media and Crypto.com end partnerships as companies shift priorities - The Block

6hBitcoin, ether ETFs draw $1.1 billion in best inflow week since April, despite low volume - The Block

6hSharpLink CEO warns EIP-8363 could kill ETH’s biggest advantage over Bitcoin - The Block

6hUS sanctions two more Iranian crypto exchanges under ‘Economic Fury’ campaign - The Block

10hVitalik Buterin Says Ethereum Is Betting Its Future on Quantum Security and AI - Decrypt

10hBitcoin ATMs Pulled in Australia as Regulators Signal Wider Crackdown - Decrypt

10hBTCPay Server supporters offer up to 3 BTC for recovery bounty after critical exploit - The Block

10hTrump Media’s bitcoin holdings shrink as crypto losses hit $361 million - CoinDesk

11hHidden Text in PDFs Is Hijacking This AI Assistant - Decrypt

11hStrategy builds $4.75 billion cash cushion as only bitcoin isn’t enough for investors - CoinDesk

11hBitwise's Rasmussen: Circle is mispriced as stablecoins head toward trillions - CoinDesk

12hBlackRock says bitcoin sentiment is turning as decoupling from stocks takes hold - The Block

12hAnother Dormant Bitcoin Wallet Holding Millions Wakes Up After 12 Years - Decrypt

13hWall Street Is Starting to Treat Data Center Backlash as a Credit Risk - Decrypt

14hBrazil's $319B Crypto Market Faces October Licensing Deadline: CertiK - Decrypt

14hKeel shutters all US bitcoin mining operations amid continuing AI pivot - The Block

14hBitcoin Rally Fades—Where Does Price Go Next? - Decrypt

15hWeb3 Is Building Financial Freedom Only for People Who Can Afford Mistakes - Decrypt

15hVitalik Buterin puts privacy and quantum resistance front and center in Ethereum’s latest roadmap - The Block

15hHackers Drain $8 Million From Crypto Exchange Across Two Blockchains - Decrypt

15hXRP Price Weakens as Crypto Market Awaits Clarity - Decrypt

16hBitcoin miner Bitdeer’s shares sink 15% despite revenue growth, progress on AI pivot - The Block

16hAdam Back-backed H100 more than triples bitcoin holdings to 3,506 BTC in acquisition deal - The Block

16hGrayscale quietly drops Cardano, Polkadot and Hedera ETF plans - CoinDesk

16hOpenAI Says Its Next AI Model Astra May Be Too Dangerous, Pauses Development - Decrypt

17hCrypto lost $110 million to hacks in July amid rising bug bounty activity: Immunefi - The Block

17hTom Lee's Bitmine Buys $14M in Ethereum as Cash Falls to $104M - Decrypt

18hSolana gets its first Strategy STRC product through Solstice Finance - CoinDesk

18hBitmine’s ETH buying slows as Tom Lee's firm shifts capital to share buybacks - CoinDesk

18hBitmine adds 7,391 ether in a week, bringing total Ethereum holdings to 5.81 million ETH - The Block

18h‘Owning the rails’: Standard Chartered sees LINK at $200 by 2030 as Chainlink underpins tokenized-asset boom - The Block

18hStrategy Sells More Bitcoin, Stock to Bolster Cash Stockpile - Bloomberg

19hStrategy Sells $109M in Bitcoin as Dollar Reserve Tops $4.6B - Decrypt

19hMichael Saylor’s Strategy sells another 1,690 BTC as USD reserve hits $4.65 billion - The Block

19hBitcoin ETFs Draw $854M Over Five Days as Rate-Hike Bets Fade - Decrypt

20hCrypto exchange Coinsbuy loses $8 million in coordinated two-blockchain attack - CoinDesk

20hWhy the UK financial watchdog is drafting new rules for tokenized gold - CoinDesk

20hBitcoin's BIP-110 episode is free-market capitalism in purest form - CoinDesk

21hStandard Chartered Sees $4T Tokenization Driving Chainlink to $200 by 2030 - Decrypt

22hBybit Sues North Korea Over $1.5B Hack, Wins Order Freezing Assets - Decrypt

23hNorth Korea’s Kimsuky integrates AI into cyberattacks targeting crypto and finance - The Block

23hBitcoin Fund Inflows Hit Four-Month High as Hack Rattles Holders - Bloomberg

August 10, 2026, 10:00 amInside stablecoin firm BVNK’s journey to a $1.8B acquisition by Mastercard - CoinDesk

August 10, 2026, 9:30 amRobinhood brings crypto trading to main UK app through Bitstamp - The Block

August 10, 2026, 9:30 amRobinhood brings crypto trading to UK in AI-powered all-in-one app - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 9:00 pmIs Clarity's delay a blessing in disguise?: State of Crypto - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 9:00 pmWorld Liberty received $100 million from businessman investigated for money laundering: NYT - The Block

August 9, 2026, 7:30 pmBrazil to tighten crypto fraud controls with new 24-hour wait on transfers to self-custody wallets - The Block

August 9, 2026, 5:30 pmHyperliquid’s RWA perps boom is eating into the revenue that backs HYPE - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 3:30 pmCrypto is going through a massive dot-com style shakeout as over 100 projects fold in 2026 - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 7:30 amControversial Bitcoin fork BIP-110 mines two blocks, then stops - CoinDesk

August 9, 2026, 12:30 amBitcoin’s BIP-110 supporters split onto minority chain as main network pulls ahead - The Block

August 8, 2026, 10:30 pmBitcoin hits block 961,632 as the controversial BIP-110 soft fork attempt begins - CoinDesk

August 8, 2026, 8:00 pmMajority Leader Thune files cloture on Clarity Act, setting up Sept. 15 Senate vote - The Block

August 8, 2026, 8:00 pmBitcoin Red Team Says AI Is Finding Critical Exploits Across Core Projects - Decrypt

August 8, 2026, 8:00 pmHardware wallet sales in Russia more than double as new crypto rules near - CoinDesk