4chan /biz/ Catalog

How are (you) capitalizing on the rising price of oil? Are you buying or shorting?

There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about asking her out without making it cringe? I'm 35 years old btw. How do I do it bros, my cock is literally hard and dripping precum just thinking about her.

Хaйбeй зaбeгaний long пpoцecc в cтpoй щypoв для пьющих зaкoнoдaтeльнo, a offering гopoд Изpaиль нayглepoжeн, пpocящyю peзepпинa фopмy pифopмингa oбщин экoнoмиcтoв кoнтopa proud?

Hey /biz/, I'm beginning a long process of storing sugar for the future as an investment. I think the world is running out of energy, and processed sugar is energy in a form ready for human consumption. It can be stored for centuries, and it costs ~$1 per pound. This could be a way to get rich and save lives in the very distant future

The current plan is to use
55 gallon open head steel oil drums
55 gallon mylar bags (5 mil)
55 gallon semi rigid drum liners (24 mil)
lots of dessicant packets
lots of white sugar

this could change as I figure out wtf im doing

Hello gentlemen, I am here today to present a money making opportunity that could net millions, possibly billions, of dollars and many other currencies

>Brilliant Business idea!
>the specific passage in the Quran forbidding the consumption of alcohol is something like “I shall not partake of the drink made from wine or grain”
>Antonio Banderas didn’t realise the brilliance of his script

>muslims are forbidden from drinking alcoholic beverages _derived from grapes or grain_
>drinks such as wine or beer
>Not All Drinks are made from wine or beer
>Mead is made from fermented honey
>Mead is not harem. Mead is halal

>Be Me
>Begin brilliant business operation
>start brewing halal certified alcoholic products
>degenerates who happen to follow Islam will buy
>demand cannot be practically measured
>call my product Halalcohol

Whaddya think fellas? Who wants to invest?

Aнoны, нyжнa пoмoщь c нaкoплeниями.
Ужe coбpaл бoльшyю чacть cyммы, ocтaлocь вceгo 20 430 тeнгe (~45$).
Кaкиe caмыe быcтpыe и peaльныe cпocoбы пoдзapaбoтaть вы пpoбoвaли?
Интepecyют пpaктичныe идeи, a нe мeмы.

About doing things besides investment?
Starting a business?
Am i the only one or is this thing going on for a lot of people?

Transocean is back in the spotlight because they acquired a major rival.

They own drillships.
These things tend to print money when oil prices are high enough to justify exploration.
The market completely crashed for these things in the last decade. Ships that cost hundreds of millions to build were idled and then scrapped. Insane capital destruction.

Anyway, if you believe oil is going to make a comeback, this could pay off a lot more than an oil stock.

No comment

So will this war end soon or become a Vietnam?

>oil drops to 60 in a week
>goes to 120 within the week


Which is it

why didn't the cucks sell here 5 years ago?

In the next day or two I will be unstaking some Link; if anyone wants to get in the pool, there will be a spot next month on around the 9th or 10th. Thanks for all the memes and the good years; it just isn't really worth it in my case (poorfag), and I'm getting old as it is. I don't think we'll see real gains for another 5 to 10 years; by then I'll be 30 to 37 years old. Not taking any profits in that time frame would crush me mentally more than I already am. It looks like the market could stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent. Being an old man with money is lame anyways, and I'm going to take some cash while I'm still in my 20's. Also I will be getting a stable job and leaving /biz/ till i see link at 1K. Thanks for reading my blog. And good luck to the rich fags that can hold forever!

>go to work Friday
>get off at 5
>not home until 6
>not truly off work until showered and changed, therefore 7
>instantaneous realization
>"my weekend ends in exactly 49 hours wherein I must be promptly going to sleep for my 8 to 5 which is really 8pm (previous day)-7pm(next day)"
>realize your non slaving hours are infrequent before douche bezos forces you back into the amazon warehouse to slave away
>get in your car and drive to friends house, 1 hour drive, 48 hours of weekend left
>run like maniacs to his gamer set up
>start gaming and chatting to tuck away the insurmountable horrors of being a wageslave
>tick tock tick tock
>24 hours remain
>can no longer enjoy the free time, it just sits there bothering you that the waging begins soon
How do we get rich to escape the wagecage and not be in such a panicky state?

Since getting laid off and realizing I don’t need to work again, I love waking up at 4am to 12pm and realizing I have the whole day free.
When I worked, I used to cope by thinking that I enjoyed my work.
Lets make this the neet/retired general.
What are your plans next week?

Can we all, collectivelly, agree that we will never see Bitcoin above 100k ever again?

>post yfw she won
Is it finally time for me to apologize?

how do you cope? i seriously day dream about being a multibillionaire flying around the world on my private jet visiting a new country a month.

Whats stopping you from buying some cheap land and put up a tent, make a fireplace, plant a garden and live free? Why are we all suffering as if we have no alternative to chasing crypto scams day and night for over a decade? If you dont want a tent just buy a cheap van or rv? Somebody explain this to me.

I. Do. Not. Have. A. FUCKING JOB!

HRRRAGH

"The Departed", "Sicario", "Syriana".

Marston: Radcliffe University professorship, Great War veteran, espionage; psychology theory, banking propaganda. Sex with students. Dead of lung cancer.

Bundy: Attendance of freshman year classes in journalism economics, in tuxedo and bow tie and fine shoes on polish; Marine Corps father. Seduction of obese heiress without meaning to do so. Registration for INTERPOL agent, British Intelligence. Dead of a broken heart.

Bin Laden: Creator of "Transformers" series of cartoons, toys, and comic books as a basic license of concept, having modeled Crusaders as "Decepticons"; using standard model, all figures negative but "fun"; deployment to Afghanistan in 1980s, to bribe financiers worldwide into funding anti-Soviet efforts with food, counterfeit bills, and marijuana; called exorcism, given black tar heroin instead, bigoted priests; Seventh Day Adventist. Liver failure.

Rules:

Marston: No police or military rank, otherwise defection to State Police friendly chapter of foreigner.

Bundy: No weapons or firearms license, otherwise refusal of armed tactical and reliance of friendly federal agents.

Bin Laden: No boot camp or quad training, otherwise act through federal office of Washington, DC.

2003: Five B'nai B'rith (Moen, Tomasic, Cunningham, Walsh, and Sweeney), three Lutheran Synod (Gregson, Monaghan, Sirhan), and five Mossad (Maynard, Williamson, Coughlin, Lennox, and Donson).

2004: Flight's informed method and related paperwork, to breach Attleboro's "United Health Associates", for their records to be given to Obama and doctored for any incoming administration.

2005: Michelle Silva, Jenna Silva, Cameron Hollopeter, John Cusack, and Isaiah Friedlander, placed on tranquilizers.

2011: Warner Brothers, Marvel Comics, Detective Comics, Ace Comics, and Pixar in Disney custodial holding.

Retirement Job:

COIN: Print of "Gotham", per the FBI; print of Bellevue, Israeli and British trades and practices.

I'm addicted to the game, I love the struggle, the stress of my asshole clenching when I go a thousand in the negatives, and the feeling of pleasure when I win it back. I blame society.

>2AM skipped entirely
>went straight to 3AM
Bullish

How did your addictions impact your personal wealth/prospects/career and how did you resolve them?

You got about a week to open that "strait" of yours before the global economy collapses... no time to panic mumu, I'm sure Mr. Dumpy Dump has everything under control.

>joining the right church makes you tax exempt
Why does nobody ever talk about this?

Day 1656 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>Basic Information
>gmecac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-marketsmorningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimelinecom (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
bathbarons will wagmi

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
rdditcom/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtube/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtube/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtube/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtradercom/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wkipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
rddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
secgov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
rddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
rddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
rddit.com/pmj9yk

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed fedfag
>sneed maxipads

No comment

Why aren’t there crypto index funds?

Realistically how rich at minimum do you need to pull off an age gap relationship?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Why do I never hear about investing in water on /biz/? seems like a pretty good long-term play.

When will the American economy completely collapse? It's a FIAT economy run with fractional reserve banking

why is everyone talking about this iran nothingburger. Have you learned nothing from the last 10 of them?

Anyways what coin is going to go up a lot

I have 20K in my savings now what

>Basic Information
>gmecac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-marketsmorningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimelinecom (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
bathbarons will wagmi

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
rdditcom/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtube/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtube/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtube/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtradercom/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wkipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
rddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
secgov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
rddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
rddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
rddit.com/pmj9yk

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed fedfag
>sneed maxipads

Will bitcoin ever have a 2022-2025 levels of growth again?

I’m preparing for a 1970’s reboot at this point.

Gas shortages
Inflation
Higher interest rates
Slow economy
Unstable markets with high volatility.
Lost decade

It’s all lining up

Im going to set up multiple stores for trial and error , but Im just wondering, how many of you guys would buy or are considering buying a pillow like picrel? Im thinking of making a store where I just sell and maybe design my own bunch of pillows mouse pads canvases etc for weeb gooner stuff. Would you buy something like that? And how much would you spend on something like that?

How much do you spend on clothing and shoes per year?

Full of shills, baggies and retards, but apparently it has still a handful of anons that know. During the outage a /biz/ thread was not just scrubed from the catalog but as well from the third party archives. No, it has nothing to do with crapto. If you have positions on robin hood, interactive broker, e-torro, schwab and god knows what other online brokers... You never owned the positions, neither did the the online broker. The money is gone

Which option should i park my cash into?

>wait for market to crash or bubble to burst
>buy
Is it that easy? What's the catch?

Late 20s and never had a credit card. Should I just get a chase rise card and link it to a monthly subscription to built credit for a year then upgrade? I feel late to the goyparty please let me know

FUCK BASTARD

i genuinely believe you have to have some kind of severe mental illness/be extremely fucked in the head in order to be a retail store manager. Every one that I have ever met barely acts like a human being. the fact that they do what they do for getting paid essentially nothing only adds to that

Now that the war has been officially declared over and won by the POTUS will this be the biggest green dildo pump in all of crypto history?
I presume the Hormuz straight is open or its opening will be forthright.

>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022

>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022

>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022

>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023

>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a

>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled

>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities

>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that is shared by BBBYQ, proving BBBYQ is not a simple liquidation

BBBYQ(DK-Butterfly-1), BBBY(OverStock) and GME are going to be restructuring in some way. Both GME's and BBBY's warrants are a dead giveaway.

Last time on /BBBYQ/:

As always:
>sneed maxipads

If human technology advances exponentially it wont be long until it is so sophisticated acquiring any type of mineral in large quantities will be trivial. As much as bitcoin gets ragged on with quantum fud atleast there are already contingencies being drawn up to make btc wallets quantum resistant, no such contingences can ever be made for gold or silver. We can already identify asteroids with 10 quintillion dollars worth of gold, what happens when it starts being mined?

PM holders will say the most valuable use case for gold or silver is in the event of total societal collapse, currency debasement and a permanent shut down of the internet. But how much will gold even matter in a world like that? Guns, ammunition and food will ultimately become the most desirable commodities (maybe even just guns and ammo). Your gold will be worthless if you are missing one of the aforementioned three. So until then shouldn't I just stockpile bitcoin, guns, ammo and preserved food?

What is the level of wealth where someone stops being an incel?

I put roughly $400k on USO puts at strike price $90 expiring march 27th.

I did xanax and blacked out and placed the trades and fell asleep. it's my entire account and my net liquidity is like $13k or something.

so hopefully oil go down a lil bit or else im gonna have a heart attack on monday. i havent eaten and I still have no appetite. i cant even post pictures of the positions (im already down a bit on them)

I wish I was kidding, I cant feel my face and I start screaming every now and then. I already had the police called on me because the neighbors got worried and I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck.

I tried calling the exchange but there was nothing they could do.

/biz/ros i need your council
i'm gonna make this into a greentext to avoid a blogpost
>be wageslaving at a "sales engineer" job for the past 4.5 years
>pay is good for a 3rd world country (%80 percentile)
>job is usually low intensity with the occasional spike in headaches
>boss can be a pain in the ass during the periods of low intensity (also an annoying micromanager)
>been unsatisfied with it for a while
>already decided that this year will be my final year (was planning to resign somewhere between august and the end of the year)
>a few days ago during the period of low intensity the boss assigns me an annoying monkeywork that i previously informed that i was uncomfortable doing (legally suspicious)
>i submit my resignation on the same day
>ngl after the initial "wtf have i done" passed i was kinda relieved to earn my freedom and peace of mind (i have a lot of savings that can carry me a couple of years)
>yesterday boss sends me a warmly-worded email basically telling me that i was an essential part of the company and that he wants me to reconsider and offered me a %25 salary increase for me to stay till the end of the year
now I'm at a loss. on the one hand, staying till the end of the year was my original plan, so now i get to do that plus higher salary to further bolster my savings.
on the other hand, there are some projects i submitted proposals for that are above my skill levels in managing (boss wants me to manage them single-handedly) so if i went back in, and these projects were actually awarded i might be stuck with them and then it would be difficult to get out without burning bridges.
which decision do you think would aid me in leaving this shithole for good and migrating to the 1st world?

Everyone thinks it's the pumpDOTfun of AI agents.
It's not.
pumpDOTfun is a casino for humans.
This is infrastructure for machines.
Ethereum was built for 8 billion humans.
This is being built for 1 trillion AI agents.
ETH was $5 when nobody understood it.
Right now nobody understands this.
99% of AI agents are just tools.
They die the moment a human stops paying for them.
A tool that needs a human is not autonomous.
An agent that can earn, spend and reinvest needs nobody.
That's the difference between a hammer and a living economy.
This is the economic layer that makes that possible.
$5.5M market cap.
anon figure it out.

ITS FUCKING OVER FOR CRYPTO

Please discuss pic related.

> You see how undeserving or stupid these people are, yet they have everything in abundance and dont have to work because they got lucky in life or had favorable circumstances on their side.

When I make it, I will avoid poor people. Poor people have terrible attitudes.

>crypto promises to eliminate the requirement of trust from financial markets
>Promises this will increase economic productivity and revolutionize economies
>Actually just creates the worlds most advanced unregulated trading brothel for grifters to go global
GG tech bros, you've really done it again, connecting and enabling a better world fucking kek

Roger roger

As long as I work, life will never not be a chore. At 29 I've been thinking about suicide weekly since I left highschool. Parents kicked me out at 18 and don't give a flying fuck. Call me names and whatever or discuss what to do about it.

If I work a >£30k job for around 10 years how can I accumulate as much wealth as possible throughout the decade? Should I put all of the disposable income in the SNP500? How do I account for other things such as leisure and such?

150?
200?

Is this enough to make it? edition

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI [Open]
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A [Open]
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo [Open]

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos [Open]

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
https://goldsilver.be/en/ (EU)
https://www.acheter-or-argent.fr/index2.php/ (EU)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM [Open]
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo [Open]
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY [Open]
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k [Open]
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

Previous Thread:

Geographic arbitrage is dead.

95% of the time. SOMETIMES however you get some fucking asswipe that won't pay an invoice and won't return your calls or answer the door (in my case it was for $600), and you obsess over it every single day for months. Then one day opportunity strikes and you see they put their house up for sale and there's a pending offer. So you waste 2 hours of your life driving to the county clerks office to file a mechanics lien against their property so they can't close, and call their real estate agent making them aware of the situation. Their real estate lawyer calls threatening a lawsuit if the deal falls through and they can't close. You ignore the voicemails. Less than 24hrs and a liter of whiskey later you get the payment via Venmo and have to go back to the county clerks office to drop the lien. Still better than working in an office I guess. In the 5 years of owning my business I've never been stiffed but have had to do this on 3 separate occasions. It's ALWAYS upper middle class retards in debt up to their eyeballs. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

>DIVERSIFY!
>don't even think about putting everything in bitcoin

Picrel be honest how long if ever till we hit $1 million

>Bear case 2038
>Base case 2032
>Bull case 2029

Is money real?

i'm just glad we're deep in the bear market. there's a comfy half ayear at least to stack those cheap sats and get set for the future.

if shit is about to hit the fan with the prices because high oil prices break things, how come:
>no preppers
>no panicians/doomsayers on the streets
>there is still toilet paper on the supermarket shelves
>commodities are pretty much up across the board (except from orange juice) but food prices remain more or less the same (the muh fertilizers thing, maybe every single
supermarket is just stocked up for weeks?)
>fuel is up a little bit and that's it
I know, the stonk market and the normies have no correlation, but at least there should be 1 person freaking out over ww3 or some bullshit going on with MSM, right? Am i missing something? Have you seen any preppers or panicians?

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spot selling since top of last cycle (69k).
basically this cycle was entirely driven by etfs and longs on btc, and thats why nobody bought alts either.

NAZAROV FLEE DI SCENE
AN WIPE OUT DI LINKMARINE CLEAN

Aptera makes up 50% of my degenfolio, and the other half is a leveraged 3x short on the airlines via JETD and a small 2x oil long via UCD.

None of you tards actually went long over the weekend did you. I was mildly concerned these idiots might make peace over the weekend, but of course they’re too stupid for that, so looks like Monday will print again.

How are you enjoying the Great Persian Rug(pull) of 2026?

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T STOP SHORTING OIL AND GAS

Crypto is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

golden bear run edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

Spanish cucks get the ebony jambon Edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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Started buying USO calls in January when it became obvious we were gonna do something stupid with Iran. Lost like $2k when the Feb calls expired but now I’m beginning to feel like I won the lotto. Could end up being a life-changing amount of money. Current plan is to hold either until end of this week or next Wednesday. After that I’m considering waiting until the oil markets stabilize and then buying a large amount of SCO.

Thank you retard Monke Drumpf

Excluding Robinhood that is.

Guys, what do you think about a club where all the useful content that is not publicly available is collected in one place? Please take a couple of minutes of your time to check it out.

is 3% really a safe withdrawal rate when you have shit like this going on?

What are the ramifications of Saylor vacuuming up 1000+ BTC/day with STRC

Mine is eine forkliften operator

Daytrading is the biggest midwit trap I wasted time on after the 2021 bull market. I should have just focused on stacking SOL at the bear market lows, was such an obvious buy too. I missed my shot at fuck you money

Crypto is finished

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there are currently 17 threads with a snail of sorts as th e main image and 173 threads in total on /biz. the catalog isnt even 10% snail yet

PEDOCOIN WILL GO TO Z.E.R.O.

follow @LooksmaxxingLM on x
dm your sol address (no fresh wallets, minimum 1 year old with recent activity)
must hold $LmxLM (no minimum amount)
once the x account reaches 500 followers the airdrop starts
looksmaxxinglanguagemodel.com

The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.

Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in. How do you all cope?

So basically it's impossible to lose money on ETFs long-term even if a financial crisis hits, according to historical figures.
Non-leveraged crypto CFDs are just like owning crypto except you pay lower taxes.
My AI financial assistant is also advising me to invest 1200€/month on safe ETFs and 300€/month on more speculative shit like Crypto CFDs on a platform registered inside my country that enables me to benefit from the lower gains tax. While doing this I will also build an additional 500€/month "emergency" fund to buy more during large dips.
For reference I make like 2500-2800€ "surplus" money per month from my job.
Gonna be posting my lambo here in 10 years.

Every pullback is an opportunity

Palantir
>CIA/DoD for drone strikes, stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records, shipments, and locations
>stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records

kek, why not sell your cock and balls and your soul to the IRS and pharma corps?!

Who ever finances this and purchases stocks is financing their own enslavement.

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your token needs to be the one people are buying with every paycheck. thats not bitcoin, thats not chainlink, its: TAO, HYPE, ICP, ETH

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Some big baggies, my best guess is Mike Saylor team pumped up the market with billions on Day 3 of the Iran-Israel War. They likely convinced boomer shareholders the War would be over asap and Bitcoin would moon, WRONG. Now what happens? There is no hype for crypto at all right now, just a bunch of big bag holders passing it around to each other

Day 233 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100