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IM LOSING MONEY

Why do you guys do anything at all if not for the possibility of getting pussy? If I didn't have my cock and balls I would kill myself without hesitation because I don't want anything else; no number of jetski rides around my superyacht off the coast of my private island would keep me from thinking about the female silhouette for more than 10 seconds. I haven't always felt this way but after turning 25 not too long ago I can't go one second without thinking about making more money, lifting more, waking up earlier and just having more shit going on in my life, fucking anything I can think of is ultimately so that I can woo some starbucks barista girl that much quicker and fuck her the same night that much faster. Obviously the highest achievement would be accruing so much wealth that I can casually impregnate as many women as possible. Is this just what hitting the halfway point in life feels like or something? I get pussy already yet I want more.

Why do normies think BTC is a Ponzi scheme?
Like there's no central authority that benefits from it so what gives
That's like saying gold is a Ponzi scheme

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Every single economic activity is centralized.

NOOOOOO!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!

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yah mon, dem Efferiumz tingz cookin hotter than a jerk grill, seen!

>tfw 25 year old
>$30 in my savings account (had to withdraw $8 for gas and food)
>my mom has the audacity to ask me about grandchildren

Buy or nay?

Wait a minute, I’m starting to believe that Sergey Nazarov is NOT Satoshi for the simple fact that chainlink is 100% centralized, therefore they can’t be the same person.

If Sergey wants to turn off the chainlink network he can do so in 2 seconds.

Sentiment check.

It's about to absolutely MASSIVELY move

euro def edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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The case for Novo Nordisk
Novo Nordisk is the producer of Ozempic
They are severely undervalued at the moment
Americans are going to buy Ozempic no matter what tariff gets slapped on it
Yet its down over 60% since ATH last year
In my opinion, it's the next 10x
Who cares about earnings, their product is killer

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Rug it all
Upwards >:)

Is there anything wrong with choosing the part selected in red? Only £7 more after spreading the cost for a whole year seems like a good deal

In interview during their feature in the news after attending the market opening. /biz/ coin is being vindicated:
https://x.com/easya_app/status/1949942288018186690

what is some altcoin that is currently low that has potential to rise?

Every pullback is an opportunity

Some power is definitely trying to artificially prevent the two largest shitcoins from crashing naturally and inevitably.

Looks like institutions are desperate for not becoming bagholders who bought the cycle top.

But they indeed are lmao.

BTW, this bullrun was completely artificial and created by media coverage of institutions getting in (too late), not the nornies FOMOing in

Huge top signal.

Please stand here sir while we wait for your payment to reach six confirmations.

>Mutts are going to pay 15% more taxes on European products
>Europeans are going to pay 0% taxes on Muttistanese products

Trump can't stop winning, really

Don't mess this up.

Day 21 of snail posting until xrp is at $10

this is the chart for another shitty canned water brand nobody's gonna drink
retail isn't coming guys
there's nothing left to sell. nobody left to buy. even binance is selling sparkling water now.
we have like a month left, tops.

>sxt down today
My portfolio has time travelled into the negative

>2020
$18
>2025
$18

Literally ZERO gains after half a decade and baggies still act smug. Lmao what a pathetic failure and cringe community. Shitcoiners will never learn

If HBAR is so efficient, innovative and unique why is it outperformed by basically every other alt coin?

libtards sure are quiet on this board rn after having raided us for so long

guys I have landed a decent paying job caring for individuals with developmental disorders. They pretty much do 98% of their stuff alone but i solely help with some stuff like preparing food and cleaning for them.

I make roughly 3k a month doing this, very chill and good working hours. I can literally do whatever I need on my phone and pc.

whats a good way to make some extra money or invest in myself? I am shit at coding but I have managed to make a few websites.

I currently live at home since I graduated recently and moved back to my country. Planning to do this for another 3-4 months to save up.

Hey /biz/,

I've noticed a surge in online ads lately about buying losing betting accounts for arbitrage purposes, especially with the rise of bookmakers that accept cryptocurrency. It seems like a lot of people are trying to capitalize on this trend, but I'm curious about the implications and the overall landscape.

1. Selling Betting Accounts: What are the risks involved in selling or buying these accounts? Are there any legal issues we should be aware of?

2. Crypto Bookmakers: How do these platforms differ from traditional ones? Are they more secure, or do they come with their own set of challenges?

3. Arbitrage Opportunities: For those who have experience, how effective is this strategy with losing accounts? Is it worth the investment, or is it more of a gamble?

4. Market Trends: Have you noticed any patterns in the types of accounts being sold or the cryptocurrencies being accepted?

Let’s keep this discussion informative and avoid any promotional content. I’m looking forward to hearing your insights and experiences!

can you asshols stop with the leveraged longs already so the price can move up? are there seriously traders with THAT much money that dont get how the piss snake works?

>2015+10
>118k stable coin

>quietly moons into the top 3
nothing personnel kid

>the new crypto

Are you good with money?

They just figured out how to convert TONNES of mercury into gold per gigawatt year. At current energy prices (not even discussing the 60-90% decrease in energy costs per decade) this is about $400 per ounce...

It's over gold chuds. Peter Schiff gonna rope..

https://mugglehead.com/us-startup-claims-to-have-turned-mercury-into-gold-at-scale/

>inb4 sexy smart city saaaar
Fact is Solana is old now and it only lived off the hype

This price action is choppy as fuck.

but genuinely want to know wtf is up with SXT
pros
>tech seems legit and fills a real niche
>released with high mcap and still early
>on basically every exchange already
>GRT and ICP seem to prove the application is valued and stupid retarded token names can succeed
>US white team
cons
>why is it difficult to see who the team is and what their experience is
>when you dig they dont appear to have that much relevant experience, at least clearly
>pic related mascot is forced cringe
>only like 25% of supply is circulating
>the partnerships are also a con, because what actually are the partnerships. they are just named and this is the focal selling point of the shitcoin
cant tell if its a buy

unpenetrable multi-layer carbon fiber resistance @ $120k.
the beetcorn bubble will IMPLODE soon,
sell whilst you still can!

it was made by a german and that counts for something. the erc20 prototype that started it all. when eth was created it was pretty much useless, in fact it was a web browser
>vitalik hires fabian to create a swap contract
>fabian creates er20 and calls it mistcoin which mean shitcoin in german
>er20 becomes the launchpad for all memecoins
>fabian keeps mistcoin and pumps his bags

once eth passes 4K its pretty much alt season confirmed, this may be the last run in the bull cycle that will change your life, and there is no job promotion on the horizon so get serious about your future anon

Welcome to withdrawal.

It all starts with a creeping unease.

Insteadof being euphoric and happy,

nothing feelsgood anymore.

Your coffee is tasteless.

Yourfavorite song lame.

Your loved ones distant.

A storm of negative emotions

shatters your sea ofcalm.

Serenity is replaced by anxiety and angst,

like something terrible is imminent.

Yourworries, insecurities and

all the fearsyou suppressed

aren’t just back, but amplified

into an existential crisis.

You’re so restlessyou can’t sit still.

Your heart is beatingtoo fast.

You shiver. Sweat. Hyperventilate.

Your pain circuits are now oversensitive, so

your
bones and muscles ache and hurtfor no reason.

Old wounds, physical and mentaltorture you.

You have belly cramps and

diarrheaand have to vomit.

You’re too agitated to rest.

A war inside your body that you can’t

escape.

And of course there is the craving

screamingfor you to make it stop.

Your mind and bodybeg for a hit.

You can be in this state forup to two weeks.

Or make it stop right away.

Ok so why not just take heroin

foreverand feel amazing always?

Why is it still going up?

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A founder of a shitcoin named Qubic is pouring their compute power into the XMR network and is planning to do a 51% attack at the end of this week, as of right now they're the largest single source of hashrate and already overtook supportxmr.

Worst case scenario there will be block orphans and will threaten the stability of the Monero network.

How about we come up with a counter attack?

Yesterday I overheard a roastie in the pub talking about her bf buying crypto and asking her friends if they know what "that crypto shit" is.

Not quite as bad as when the Asian girl in front of me on the bus pulled up the SHIB binance chart at the top of last cycle however.

Is this it? Time to sell?

How do I buy puts and calls?
I want to make modest cash relatively quickly

Visa and Mastercard are coming for crypto. Cryptos are done. I mean it’s obvious. It’s over.

Wgmi anons just believe!!!!

Since when was LINU the play FeelsWeirdMan

Why do others get rich with zero effort? They win the lottery or get born into rich families. Where's our luck?

I don't think I did something wrong in a past life. I'm not a horrible person in this life either. Yet I'm the one that has to spend my life working, hoping to get rich while other people just get born into it or win the lottery. How is that fair?

Why can't I retire early and actually enjoy life like the rest of them, why can't I retire my family sooner than later?

Its soul crushing to see other people seemingly get so lucky while you're stressing over money. What God forsaken reason is it that others get to live your dreams while you toil away trading your time and limited life for a made up currency? When other people are just fucking born with it?

Why doesn't the little guy get a win?

While BTC/USD is crabbing.

Bros, i need your help!! My girlfriend of 3 years insists that I use protection when we make love. I've already spent over $500 on the plastic-jews, and I want to save money. How can I tell her that I prefer to go rawdog? This is financial advice

In the short term is evident, but what if i buy and sell stuff that i have been holding for a couple of months?
Investing is just long term trading.

yep. fuck you guys. you guys are supposed to be my friends, but you rug me every time. talking about the new bobina coin of course, which has, of course, fucking already rugged

https://www.sciencealert.com/us-startup-claims-it-can-make-gold-using-fusion-technology

5000 kgs a year per gigawatt, a couple hundred 1 GW plants could exceed the world gold annual production

What are the financial implication of Trump being scammed? Should we brace for higher retaliatory tariffs and more market volatility whenmhe finds out?

What's your exit plan /b/?

>118.8k

Linkies should be very quiet

The demand for bitcoin is too high for price to be this low. someone is selling fake bitcoin, like FTX last cycle

You didn't actually sell, right? You do realize we're gearing up for another big pump this week.

Mass media is telling you to sell all your BTC right now
We are going to 200k+ aren't we?

https://voca.ro/18hdDhKoEIHu

Is Wednesday when shit hits the fan

should i hit on my real estate agent? we had some good rapport today and was asking me things like
>where I work
>how much I make
>any kids
>are you married?
I think she liked my responses.

Just bought eth. Commence the whale bot manipulated dumping that'll drag all alts down with it, per tradition.

Has anything relevant happened in the last 8 or 9 months? I've been totally away from it.

New ATH coming for BTC within the next week.
Also sex with Bobina

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just got a job offer but they want to see my degree. i lied and said i had a degree.

what do

Someone gifted me 3k last week, i need your help, my new goal is too be a neet, pls help me :3/

Money is only real when you don't have any.

Are they cooking the books to pump stonks?


https://x.com/DannyDayan5/status/1949888620082483230

New Acquisitions Edition

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com (Other rare metals)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://www.ma-shops.com
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://eu.compare.pm (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

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I have a temporary surplus of power. Can I convert it into cryptocurrency with a less powerful computer without damaging the hardware?

This is a Ryzen 7 with integrated graphics and 32 GB of RAM.

All this red is making me hot and sweaty

its just a chill crib

https://x.com/BabyHouseCRIB

5T41PZALSJUv3tBTu27miV79H1XftTSnE4U713VTbonk

chillhouse is at 10m and they softshilled this
https://x.com/ChillHouseSOL/status/1949881258575638999

Discuss all things related to the economy of the european union or european equities

Token not dead, a leveraged BNB play. Supply ever-shrinking, and liquidity pool ever-rising.

>looked at all the available jobs on Indeed

holy fuck wagies have it so bad

Get 100 shares of TSLA by any means possible. Sell Runescape gold, suck dick, whatever you gotta do.

Looks like a bullflag, yes or no?

Genuinely feeling horrible while working as a wageslave for walmart. I'm sick after every shift, I have no energy to work on anything creative, and I'm getting between 17 and 20 hours pet week on minimum wage, after being nearly let go after my probationary. I convinced to be brought over to day shift, but it was a major fucking mistake. I feel worse now than I did on the night shift. I'm at the end of my fucking limit, and I need to know, what's the best way for me to be let go, while also being still eligible for unemployment benefits? I can't stand working this anymore, and I want to go back to working on creative projects, and perhaps try to work on a bit of indie game development for some sort of small arena based mech game.

But I can't do this while working a day job, even if it's just 4 times a week, 5 hours per shift. I'm just, I'm not fucking cut out for the workforce, I'm pretty damn sure. And it's as pathetic as it sounds. So, please, help me get fired once I get my hours necessary. Serious Advice.

I play around with pancakes, avalanche, XRP, LTC, and many others, but in 10 years, these will be the only 3 crypto that matter (along with tether/USDC, whichever wins the VHS/betamax or HDDVD/Bluray war).

>go to uncle’s house
>he bought a new house again
>he already had 8 or 9
>go outside
>everyone is driving fancy cars and trucks
>everyone is rich
>go back to my apartment crying in my car
It’s over. It’s so over. It’s not fair.

not available on advanced trade - i have to use coinbase wallet. am i gonna get fucked on gas? any other exchanges sell in for a burger?

Is this a top signal?

Everything besides btc and eth looks extremely feeble and downright terrifying atm. It looks like it's about to fall off the edge of the grand canyon.

PLEASE tell me the logical outcome and that it's just my emotions getting the better of me?!?!??!?! I'M SO SCARED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>mutts pay 15% tax on european goods
>europeans pay no tax on imported goods
How is the trade deal bad for Europe exactly?
I seriously don't understand the backlash by most european national leaders

I've just stopped looking for a job, and have sent in my welfare application.

Is it possible to make a consistent living from this as long as I do my proper study and due diligence? I plan to trade exclusively on a paper account for 6 months, then trade with only 1 share at a time for another 6 months using real money, and from there really slowly increase the amount that I am risking

I have reasonable success in learning other skills. I am a professional artist, and I speak Japanese fluently, but I foresee myself needing a larger stream of income if I ever want to have the freedom to do what I want.

What are the best resources to pursue day trading? I have read Andrew Aziz's book, and have been reading through the wiki of r/realdaytrading, though that subreddit seems like a large advertisement for the OneOption chatroom (which costs 100 dollars a month btw). Is Ross Cameron from Warrior Trading legit? How about Jared Wesley's 3 bar play?

What the hell happened to this??

DXY has been rallying since the trade deal. Whenever the dollar rallies it is typically bad for crypto, like today. What do you guys think? Failed breakout or more dollar rallying throughout the weak and more hurt for crypto?