4chan /biz/ Catalog

Howdy partners, and welcome! How high do you think they’re gonna get today?

Are there any degrees that pay well and are worth getting that aren't a shit load of Math?

The average American saves 4% of his paycheck. The average Japanese saves 37% of his. America, hang your neckbeard in shame.

12 minutes until oil futures opening

hopefully it will stay flat because if it goes up that's extremely bad and I would be afraid to hear what the federal reserve has to say about it. im not meming around because if it goes up then the reality is that a lot of us are going to suffer. im not in the mood to joke around.

Will we reach $100 this week?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What does it suggest about the financial literacy of the average American if they are going into credit card debt to take Disney vacations and buying $25,000 40 year Disney timeshares?

Bitcoin this Nasdaq that

Just invest in China tech and forget bro

*cough*
bullish reversal
*cough*
Thank me later

*cough*
please anon, spare some shekles? I wish to deal in the real world before falling into eternal slumber
*cough*

What are some methods, from which you have actually seen returns from, to make money outside of a day job
Side hustles, beer money, whatever you wanna call it, just name some good grinds out there that you could recommend to basically anyone
>Uhhhh just invest or hedge against some shitcoin
Not the point of the thread fuck off!
Mostly online methods preferred but not necessary (Yes I am aware some things take physical effort)
If it can be done both on a phone and PC even better
Personally I have been trying to form my own hustle for a little over a month now and have a subscriber base totaling $100 a month, not bad but nothing major

ZOOM OUT

we are so back?
coins go up or?

>proxy for oil futures at $114
we're done for.

No comment

I made a bunch of threads over the last six months regarding selling my home. It needed a ton of work and I needed roommates to float it. One in the extra bedroom and one in the living room with dividers to make it comfortable.

I sold the home, it was worth maybe 150k fixed up but had foundation settling and needed 15-20k of work realistically. I had a plan to liquidate all my investments and do some basic repairs, get the roommates and go to trade school which would have netted me a few hundred a month. Fully fixed up, I'd have around 20-30k equity. I had an offer for a good exit though and I took it. But now renting, even though it's cheaper to rent a room at a house with some people, seems to be subjecting me to a massive psychological reset and it's taken me weeks to get even close to fully functional. I had been slipping into depression and despair at the home so this might be a hangover from that.

But, I guess what I'm wondering is from a business standpoint, did I mess up by selling? Is real estate necessary to build wealth, psychologically? What stops me from succeeding in my career if I simply live with roommates? And how would it be different living as a roommate in my own home versus somewhere else?

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Every pullback is an opportunity

Never going below 67,000

Are any of you making money right now?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

im starting to think craig wright is satoshi and bsv is bitcoin

Anyone else here staking DOT?

Day 2 of snailposting every day until oil is at $200

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The 20 millionth BTC will be mined within hours

That means 95% of Bitcoin’s total 21M supply now exists.

Only 1M left to be mined over the next ~114 years.

How hard are you willing to work in order to make it?

I literally just buy the dip

Have banks been lending money to people that wont pay and packaging that debt into securities that then they sell to funds? Again?

>Bobo:
>THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT IT'S GOING TO 45K!!!

>need a job
>anything that pays well requires you to go into student loan debt at 8% interest
>you have to pay 22% federal income tax, 5% state income tax, 7.65% social security and medicare tax
>34.65% of my income is gone

>need a place to live
>you need to go into debt for a mortgage at 6% interest
>you have to pay 2% of whatever the government decides your house is worth annually in property tax
>mortgage company requires that you have (((insurance)))

>need a car
>go into debt for a car unless you buy one that needs thousands in repairs from deferred maintenance
>have to pay vehicle registration fees, (((insurance))), to drive on roads that you're already paying for in your income taxes

>pay 9% sales tax on anything you buy

zoomers are correct

Get ready for mass inflation boys

OIL IS SAVED

Bit toddler's actually thought the bottom was in and loaded the boat at $65k. $45k is programmed in for this month, and then we're headed lower into the summer.

Let the goyim deal with the real world. I learned that from my uncle Eppy. https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/08/iran-war-energy-prices-wright.html

Mouth of Iran eating all your shares edition.

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

I don't care about not caring about being rich.

...
*tick*
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*tock*

Is having a mortgage on a home having made it if you aren't saving up much money?

Versus renting but having a high net worth and no debt?

10 million in the bank? Wife and kids?

How do I buy oil futures?

Honestly I don’t understand options trading at all

I will never sell my VIX calls. Who has bullish during peak covid or peak liberation day? We’re nowhere near a resolution to this event

>Zoomer
>Was too young to be early in crypto
>Missed previous cycles due to being too young and the 2021 cycle due to having no money
>The cycle since 2023 has been dogshit compared to all others, no one made significant amounts of money. I only made 3x my money. Alt coins are basically dead at this point.
>I Have good pattern recognition so decide to give prediction markets a try
>Mfw they are banned in my country
Literally how do I make it in 2026 and onwards?
Casinos are basically all 100% chance, and no, I am not willing to waste years of my life learning poker 24/7 to only earn a half decent living out of it. I want to "gamble" in a way I can have some edge if I am not a midwit normie.
I also find sports boring and do not want to watch it for hours and does not even seem like a good way to gamble.
Only time I genuinelly enjoyed my life since 14 was when I made half-decent gains with crypto. Maybe I should leverage boomer stocks?

Can you retire on 1 million USD?

kek baggies

Can you make it in business as a woman?

If you were a doctor, you would make enough money to not care about the markets. Why don't you just do that?

Day 1658 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

Steve Eisman says trading the Iran war is what dumb money does and the whole thing won't have any effect on the market a few months from now.
OIL DOOMERS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kL7r0dRGip8
4:30

I haven't really followed crypto news, but is this thing still around ? It was so promising originally...

golden bear run edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

This isn't over yet
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/tokyo-told-national-oil-reserve-site-prepare-release-amid-iran-crisis-japan-2026-03-08/

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It's over

WAGMI.

That includes you too.

Day 234 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

During XRP Australia 2026,
Ripple CEO Brad Garlinghouse
and President Monica Long
basically CONFIRMED that they always felt the “invisible negative force” working AGAINST them.

Brad said Ripple co-founder Chris Larsen had been saying for a long time that “Joey Ito, who ran the MIT Media Lab, had something out for XRP and for Ripple.”

Larsen believed certain figures, like SEC Chair Gary Gensler, tied to MIT’s ecosystem were AGAINST Ripple.

“Now that we have seen the public Epstein files… you’re like, holy sh*t, he’s kind of right.”

I read a meme that you can be excluded from social security tax by signing an IRS form 4029.

I was wondering what the mechanics are for the part where you get a member of the Amish community to sign off. It seems like something I would need to be pretty dedicated to.

Some folks said they emailed some people, but I was curious if any anons knew a friend that successfully did it?

I wasn’t really sure or any spaces that could talk about it that arent total losers like reddit for tax stuff.

we should all buy shib right? sounds like the only reasonable thing to do.

are you readyyyyy?!!

I want to be rich so bad i can taste it

if i ever get rich there will be signs

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Looks like Bitcoin is gonna retest 60k before your bullrun Mumu

now that crypto is dead, whats biz's second favorite board? for me its fit

>random course grifters life
>Private jets
>sexy middle eastern bitch
>fast cars
>partying
>meanwhile have to sit in traffic for an hour just to make noseberg ross millions off my labor

https://youtu.be/253cZZ-shgY

Hi /biz/

I've sold my shares in oil supply companies, and now have all my money in cash. Never bought anything but stocks.

I'm strongly considering doing a fairly YOLO buy of 3x leveraged bull oil ETN today, and jump out towards end of Monday. I realize there are even 15x products here, but I've landed on 3x as my comfort zone.

I realize there is massive risk with these products, but I'm absolutely convinced oil will climb on Monday. I don't see any chance whatsoever that oil prices will go down.

Anybody else planning on something like this?

Anybody here with ETN experience? I've never bought these things. I've read up, but I have some questions...

How do I get started with algo trading?
I have some basic programming and scripting skills, and a basic understanding of the stock market.

North Attleboro Mansion.
North Attleboro Engineering Laboratory.
Attleboro Hotel.
Rare 18th and 19th Century Vietnamese and Cambodian Furniture.
Ski Lodge in North Conway.
Rare Astrophysics Equipment.
Tomato Vineyard.
Marine Corps Cadillac.

How are (you) capitalizing on the rising price of oil? Are you buying or shorting?

There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about asking her out without making it cringe? I'm 35 years old btw. How do I do it bros, my cock is literally hard and dripping precum just thinking about her.

Хaйбeй зaбeгaний long пpoцecc в cтpoй щypoв для пьющих зaкoнoдaтeльнo, a offering гopoд Изpaиль нayглepoжeн, пpocящyю peзepпинa фopмy pифopмингa oбщин экoнoмиcтoв кoнтopa proud?

Hey /biz/, I'm beginning a long process of storing sugar for the future as an investment. I think the world is running out of energy, and processed sugar is energy in a form ready for human consumption. It can be stored for centuries, and it costs ~$1 per pound. This could be a way to get rich and save lives in the very distant future

The current plan is to use
55 gallon open head steel oil drums
55 gallon mylar bags (5 mil)
55 gallon semi rigid drum liners (24 mil)
lots of dessicant packets
lots of white sugar

this could change as I figure out wtf im doing

Hello gentlemen, I am here today to present a money making opportunity that could net millions, possibly billions, of dollars and many other currencies

>Brilliant Business idea!
>the specific passage in the Quran forbidding the consumption of alcohol is something like “I shall not partake of the drink made from wine or grain”
>Antonio Banderas didn’t realise the brilliance of his script

>muslims are forbidden from drinking alcoholic beverages _derived from grapes or grain_
>drinks such as wine or beer
>Not All Drinks are made from wine or beer
>Mead is made from fermented honey
>Mead is not harem. Mead is halal

>Be Me
>Begin brilliant business operation
>start brewing halal certified alcoholic products
>degenerates who happen to follow Islam will buy
>demand cannot be practically measured
>call my product Halalcohol

Whaddya think fellas? Who wants to invest?

Aнoны, нyжнa пoмoщь c нaкoплeниями.
Ужe coбpaл бoльшyю чacть cyммы, ocтaлocь вceгo 20 430 тeнгe (~45$).
Кaкиe caмыe быcтpыe и peaльныe cпocoбы пoдзapaбoтaть вы пpoбoвaли?
Интepecyют пpaктичныe идeи, a нe мeмы.

About doing things besides investment?
Starting a business?
Am i the only one or is this thing going on for a lot of people?

Transocean is back in the spotlight because they acquired a major rival.

They own drillships.
These things tend to print money when oil prices are high enough to justify exploration.
The market completely crashed for these things in the last decade. Ships that cost hundreds of millions to build were idled and then scrapped. Insane capital destruction.

Anyway, if you believe oil is going to make a comeback, this could pay off a lot more than an oil stock.

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So will this war end soon or become a Vietnam?

>oil drops to 60 in a week
>goes to 120 within the week


Which is it

why didn't the cucks sell here 5 years ago?

In the next day or two I will be unstaking some Link; if anyone wants to get in the pool, there will be a spot next month on around the 9th or 10th. Thanks for all the memes and the good years; it just isn't really worth it in my case (poorfag), and I'm getting old as it is. I don't think we'll see real gains for another 5 to 10 years; by then I'll be 30 to 37 years old. Not taking any profits in that time frame would crush me mentally more than I already am. It looks like the market could stay irrational longer than I can stay solvent. Being an old man with money is lame anyways, and I'm going to take some cash while I'm still in my 20's. Also I will be getting a stable job and leaving /biz/ till i see link at 1K. Thanks for reading my blog. And good luck to the rich fags that can hold forever!

>go to work Friday
>get off at 5
>not home until 6
>not truly off work until showered and changed, therefore 7
>instantaneous realization
>"my weekend ends in exactly 49 hours wherein I must be promptly going to sleep for my 8 to 5 which is really 8pm (previous day)-7pm(next day)"
>realize your non slaving hours are infrequent before douche bezos forces you back into the amazon warehouse to slave away
>get in your car and drive to friends house, 1 hour drive, 48 hours of weekend left
>run like maniacs to his gamer set up
>start gaming and chatting to tuck away the insurmountable horrors of being a wageslave
>tick tock tick tock
>24 hours remain
>can no longer enjoy the free time, it just sits there bothering you that the waging begins soon
How do we get rich to escape the wagecage and not be in such a panicky state?

Since getting laid off and realizing I don’t need to work again, I love waking up at 4am to 12pm and realizing I have the whole day free.
When I worked, I used to cope by thinking that I enjoyed my work.
Lets make this the neet/retired general.
What are your plans next week?

Can we all, collectivelly, agree that we will never see Bitcoin above 100k ever again?

>post yfw she won
Is it finally time for me to apologize?

how do you cope? i seriously day dream about being a multibillionaire flying around the world on my private jet visiting a new country a month.

Whats stopping you from buying some cheap land and put up a tent, make a fireplace, plant a garden and live free? Why are we all suffering as if we have no alternative to chasing crypto scams day and night for over a decade? If you dont want a tent just buy a cheap van or rv? Somebody explain this to me.

I. Do. Not. Have. A. FUCKING JOB!

HRRRAGH

"The Departed", "Sicario", "Syriana".

Marston: Radcliffe University professorship, Great War veteran, espionage; psychology theory, banking propaganda. Sex with students. Dead of lung cancer.

Bundy: Attendance of freshman year classes in journalism economics, in tuxedo and bow tie and fine shoes on polish; Marine Corps father. Seduction of obese heiress without meaning to do so. Registration for INTERPOL agent, British Intelligence. Dead of a broken heart.

Bin Laden: Creator of "Transformers" series of cartoons, toys, and comic books as a basic license of concept, having modeled Crusaders as "Decepticons"; using standard model, all figures negative but "fun"; deployment to Afghanistan in 1980s, to bribe financiers worldwide into funding anti-Soviet efforts with food, counterfeit bills, and marijuana; called exorcism, given black tar heroin instead, bigoted priests; Seventh Day Adventist. Liver failure.

Rules:

Marston: No police or military rank, otherwise defection to State Police friendly chapter of foreigner.

Bundy: No weapons or firearms license, otherwise refusal of armed tactical and reliance of friendly federal agents.

Bin Laden: No boot camp or quad training, otherwise act through federal office of Washington, DC.

2003: Five B'nai B'rith (Moen, Tomasic, Cunningham, Walsh, and Sweeney), three Lutheran Synod (Gregson, Monaghan, Sirhan), and five Mossad (Maynard, Williamson, Coughlin, Lennox, and Donson).

2004: Flight's informed method and related paperwork, to breach Attleboro's "United Health Associates", for their records to be given to Obama and doctored for any incoming administration.

2005: Michelle Silva, Jenna Silva, Cameron Hollopeter, John Cusack, and Isaiah Friedlander, placed on tranquilizers.

2011: Warner Brothers, Marvel Comics, Detective Comics, Ace Comics, and Pixar in Disney custodial holding.

Retirement Job:

COIN: Print of "Gotham", per the FBI; print of Bellevue, Israeli and British trades and practices.

I'm addicted to the game, I love the struggle, the stress of my asshole clenching when I go a thousand in the negatives, and the feeling of pleasure when I win it back. I blame society.

>2AM skipped entirely
>went straight to 3AM
Bullish

How did your addictions impact your personal wealth/prospects/career and how did you resolve them?

You got about a week to open that "strait" of yours before the global economy collapses... no time to panic mumu, I'm sure Mr. Dumpy Dump has everything under control.

>joining the right church makes you tax exempt
Why does nobody ever talk about this?

Day 1656 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>Basic Information
>gmecac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-marketsmorningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimelinecom (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
bathbarons will wagmi

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
rdditcom/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtube/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtube/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtube/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtradercom/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wkipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
rddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
secgov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
rddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
rddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
rddit.com/pmj9yk

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed fedfag
>sneed maxipads

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Why aren’t there crypto index funds?

Realistically how rich at minimum do you need to pull off an age gap relationship?

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?