4chan /biz/ Catalog

Buy the dip.

I'm hyped the fuck up for investing this week.

https://youtu.be/hBldBiZnafY

I just bought 15k BTE shares because it's oil play and I like the chart

Why not just finance your monthly gas bill?

bitcoin is positioned to be immortal
>cryptos keep rising -> bitcoin keeps rising
>cryptos fail -> believers fall back to the one true king
there is quite literally no conceivable outcome that it would die now that competing governments are playing in that space and won't be letting the other guy take it over. long as govs get their capital gains slice they're gonna allow it.

Do you feel it?

i'm tired of the past 6 years of bullshit. should i just kill myself?

holding SGOV isn' looking so retarded now, is it faggots? ahahahhahahahaha

Once upon a time, when oil was -$35, Bill Smead went on CNBC and proudly declared that gasoline is automobile cocaine. Now look at today's price. Are you ready to apologize?

I'm so happy white collar faggots and coders are in ruins because of AI.

Where’s the safest place to put money right now?

No comment

Why do I love pussy so much bros? I literally can't stop thinking about it. If I'm not chatting up chicks to get more poon, I'm jerking off to porn, or I'm coom posting, or I'm fantasizing about pussy. It's all I want to do. Is this normal? How do I profit from this?

Realistically how long can oil stay this high before the economy crashes?

My boomer parents, along with my extended family, have been freaking out over the Ai shit and telling all of us that there's no point in going to college for anything except "Ai". I guess they think LLM ownership is an actual degree plan. They straight up are discouraging any white collar jobs because of it and its pissing me off. They believe all jobs besides plumbing are going to be obsolete. I cannot talk about my career or financial plans around them because they're too blackpilled.

What is a good rebuttal for this? They're not helping me through college because they think engineering is on its way out. I really don't know what they expect me to do other than kill myself. (I won't, out of spite.)

Would you fuck a single mom if she looks like this?

Buy the dip

Choice of your lifetime

Option A: Crisis triggers a deflationary collapse and panic

Option B: This is a repeat of the 70s oil crisis triggering a cascade of fiat currency devaluations as nations price in new energy costs, gigapumping crypto just when btc is about to reach the mid point of x days to next halving.

Pic unrelated just want to get the board attention as this will be a very interesting week

They'll be mooning over the next few years

buying a cybertruck was the best investment i made recently. What about you /biz/?

Everyone having a good time?

stop loss edition

>Latest developments on Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

LOL

Will it pump when people mortgage their kidneys and colon to buy gas?

It's time!

HOW DO I PROFIT OF DEATH AND DESTRUCTION?

that means the cost to mine 1 btc does too.

Why did the gas prices at the pumps spike up so much? This is not helping my affordability cause. I am very upset at the American leader I voted for.

I ACCIDENTALLY ORDERED 20 BARRELS OF OIL
the truck driver called me and said “sir I have your barrels” and asked me for delivery instructions
I live in an apartment wtf

how tf do you buy oil? Is there like an amazon site where you buy barrells of oil? WTF?

when the US losses the war BTC will hit 4k

Short shipping futures now
let the goyim deal in the real world

Buy gasoline today
Sell gasoline tomorrow for more
Repeat for profit
Why isn't everyone doing this? You don't even need a trading account, just a few empty gas cans

i'm loving the new epstein angle to bitcoin detraction now that the ponzi-scheme/bubble/tulip angles have been exhausted. i expect to hear about this for a good two years at least.

it must be tough to disperage something that exists everywhere and nowhere at once, is owned by everyone and no one at once and is valuable and worthless at once.

>whole US stock market and most of GDP is AI development and data center buildout
>guzzles gorillawatts of power without actually providing returning any measure of economic value in return
>price of energy just doubled
>tfw

>WTI 114
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oil @ 117 edition

>Latest developments on Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

>it's only just beginning

Do you think I could fuck former pornstar Jenna Haze if I approached and offered her a lot of money?

Hope you already bought a gun and a stockpile of ammo for the coming collapse

Literally MFW I am just gonna buy the dip, wait, and reap all the rewards
It's called investing kid, read up on it

will israel kill the s and p 500?

Iran won't diddle the strait of Hormuz with naval mines, right? America has only 3 SDF vessels in service...
https://www.chosun.com/english/world-en/2026/03/04/GSFYBQLNMNCJHJVQO5HYIOOACY/

I literally can't afford to live, what happened to lowering prices

i'm getting march 2020 vibes

If all currencies that arent backed by commodities, by virtue practically all of them. And it's practically unreasonable to go back into a backed currency. If the US dollar ever becomes replaced, how is this not an evolution towards the mass adoption towards bitcoin?

I'm just asking because the only reason why the US Dollar is practically backed by oil is because of the US Military. I don't see a world where the Saudis, Chinese, or the Russians have a monopoly on said oil because they do not have the logistics chain necessary to become a world power like the US. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, digital tulips and internet funny money aside. The world economy has been running on monopoly funny bucks since 1971 when the US ended their gold standard. Given the case that WW2 and the last 100 years of prosperity has been backed essentially by American logistics, unless you have a proper open economy to ensure they can handle the same, I can't see a future currency thats backed by material goods like oil or gold, because the inane demand and price of these resources would fundamentally make them unacceptable to be fostered by any single country to be a dominant currency.

Unless BRICs fully utilizes a blockchain-based gold backed currency, nobody will trust China or Russia to overthrow the US Dollar. Much less the Europeans to be sufficiently competetive in this space.

I'm just curious if anyone that has much more knowledge than me can help explain this thought process and counter it accurately.

please tell me he's going to TACO

We are entering a depression aren't we?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Edition

>Latest developments on Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

WE ARE FUCKED edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

No comment

Don’t check the NIKKEI

HOW ARE WE FUCKING FEELING FOR MONDAY

>the market is crashing tomorrow and I have no stockpile of cash to buy the dip

Day 1 of Jeffrey Epstein's BTC snailposting until the goyim realizes that Jeffrey Epstein funded the creation of Bitcoin.

>when you start playing video games at 7 pm on Sunday evening after a day of walking, reading, and going to the gym, and you realise why you will never ever be rich

will gold go to 6,000 an ounce this year? Will Trump reinforce 15% tariffs?

>"NOOOO THE H*CKING STOCK MARKET IS FAILING AAAAAH OUTLR STUPID GAY FAGGOT GREEN LINE NO GO UP SAD THE WORLD WILL END AAAAH I LOST ALL MY MONEY

>Mfw

There is literally nothing worth investing in

How will Americans get to work if they can’t afford to drive their car?

>too late to buy bitcoin
>too late to buy link (not really)
>too late to buy silver
>too late to buy oil
what is next ?

The ASX right now, sleep tight.

GO BANKRUPT FOR ISRAEL!!!!

GOYIM!!!!!

DJT

No comment

WE ARE FUCKED edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH

we're about to enter the final million of mining, which will span about 120 years

Let's all laugh at the wagies who have to pay insane amounts for gas to get to work kek

I am calling it now, oil prices will stabilize 5 minutes after the market opens tomorrow. This is some insider trading bullshit someone is pulling off

WHALE OPENED GIGASHORT ON OIL. EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE AND OIL IS GOING DOWN.

we're good, oil ain't going any lower. buy shorts on monday for free money.

STOP THE COUNT!

TRUMP SAYS OIL PRICES DONT MATTER

1. Announce victory over Iran
2.

How is everyone preparing for red monday?

I'm probably gonna be fine, I hold shares in a lot of international companies outside the absolutely fucked US. Scared for my BTC tho.

So much of my life sucks ass because I received 1000 dollaridoos when bitcoin was only 61 bucks, and I was like "that's too much, I bet it'll dump back to 5 bucks". Ebin.

I'm retarded
How will the oil prices affect the market tomorrow? Should I convert all my coins into usdt or usdc 1nd weather the storm? This shit is too confusing

What is our next cope and next meme date? Comex is still alive and well. What gives?

What should I be doing right now?
Should I immediately buy tons of stock in oil companies, because the price of oil is about to skyrocket?

>used play games 60+ hours per week
>hoarded lots of steam items and drops
>quit because of muh mental health
>log back into steam after many years
>inventory is now worth $1,680
how do I sell this shit?

No comment

What's the deal with oil then? Asking as person who migrated from the doomed western economy to the east Asian market, lol.

>5 DOLLAR PER GALLON
>110 FOR OIL FUTURES

WE ARE FUCKED edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

What's he thinking right now?

Exciting times in the oil market huh? Don't forget to pull up a btc chart when you get a chance ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Leave my fucking altcoins alone!!! I dont care about your gay ass war for jews.

SAM BANKMAN-FRIED TRY TO BLOW UP NYC!!!!!!

HOLY FUCK HERE COMES THE BIG ONE

>$65,000

No comment

>weekly candle about to get red

FUCK FUCK FUCKFUCK

remember that BTC's actual market cap is at most 80% of the official figure because it doesn't account for lost coins. so any doubt about its max market cap it might reach is at least somewhat misplaced.

MONDAY WILL BE PAINFUL

MONDAY WILL BE BEAUTIFUL

NIGGER MONDAY

FUCKING OIL IS $104!!!!!!!!!
+14%%%% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

Day 20 of dan pena posting until bitfuck goes to 0

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Mouth of Iran eating all your shares edition.

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread