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Day 3 of snailposting every day until oil is at $200

>hyperliquid
>logo literally a butt plug
>my financial future depends on it

will I make it anon?

The Bull is Back baby, nothing can stop us now - HAHA!

>i wish i could win the lottery
>do you play the lottery no?
>no
>where would you live if you won the lottery?
>blank stare

No comment

Used to do this with MIM which seems to be down now since it kept getting hacked or whatever. Basically I want to stake or deposit my ETH and then borrow against the yield generating form against it to use that money for something else.

Every pullback is an opportunity

>BTC: 45% off ATH
>ETH: 59% off ATH
>LINK: 83% off ATH
>GOLD: 8.9% off ATH
kek cryptobaggies

What does this mean for Tuesday’s earnings? Oracle has been above NVIDIA until February. Oracle might die due to its debt, some are downgrading earnings -25%. First signs of the bubble popping? They’re in a cash crunch to stay afloat. Shorts or no play?

What's the most you've lost due to being a retard?

Day 1659 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

2 years from now will you come back and say, 'This lil nigga Trump, I love him for giving me such cheap entries - $1200 ETH and $70k Bitcoin' or you will stlil hate him. What's the higher IQ behavior here?

I see so much shilling from both sides of the aisle right now about how the economy will hold up, both in the United States and also around the world.
So, what is it? Will the global economy collapse? Will the United States economy collapse?
What can we expect from oil prices?
I was doom-posting when I saw the oil futures hit 118.
It already appears to be coming down rapidly.
I was honestly expecting this to be a SHTF situation. However, it appears I was wrong.
ITT, we state our opinions and argue whether it is so over or we are so back.

yup, i'm thinking long JKM

Crypto chads stay winning

That's it?

uhhhh panicianbros...?

Been looking at perp dex tokens. Noticed that Aster and Hype hold up pretty well despite the bear market. Lighter not so much but they're kind of shit. Anyway I was thinking "Hype and Hype Killers" will be one of the narratives of the next bullrun. Keep in mind yesterday Tokenized Oil was trading at 116 dollars on HYPE around Noon, so if you were a crazy degen on Robinhood and opened a perp futures call on oil or USO at 6 PM whne RH opened and sold 4 hours later at 119 you'd have made a solid 10x easy (so you coulda turned 1k into 10k in 4 hours with basically zero risk or work).

I feel like with stocks being closed on weekends and the tokenization of commodities and stocks, you will see massive growth in perp dexes for Ultra Degens who want to trade Gold at 1 AM on Saturday while blackout drunk. Since perp dexes use their tokens as gas on their dex this is ultra bullish (in the sense of extreme degeneracy).

Boots on the ground Edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:

Europe mourns the murder of international law by the authoritarian US MAGA regime edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
https://x.com/sentdefender

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

I don’t think I got the stomach for day trading. I always panic sell or hold to a round trip. This shit is a scam. Im just gonna start dumping all my excess money in index funds. Thinking you can beat peoples who eat sleep and breathe this shit 24/7 is pure delusion. You got better odds at a Casino

What's going on with Coinmetro?

This man is starting wars in order to give Americans entry, eurofags will buy our bags at 500k

I’m sitting on $40k in cash. No debt. No Credit History. 22 and living at home.

What do I do now?

*in intense prayer*
>...punish their blasphemy with discipline and silence! Amen!
*looks up and looks at you*
>Did you know being a sloth is one of the 7 deadly sins? You dont want to burn in hell wagie... dont you?! Being disciplined and silent while working may grant you a raise. Might also be wise if today, you work 2 hours overtime to better your chances of NOT burning in a fiery lake of sulphur.

>be me, at work
>cyber-security analyst
>nothing ever happens
>do almost nothing every day, just the odd alert or phishing email
>boss doesn't care
>haven't had an appraisal in four years
>had only one pay rise in four years but don't care as it's free money

Fuck lads, how do you cope? It sounds like a dream - a well-paid non-job but it's pure hell. My skills have atrophied, as has my work-ethic. I'm now a lazy, entitled de-skilled fuck. If I ever leave and go to a proper company where they expect me to actually earn my pay it will be a huge shock. I'm trapped. I don't even have the energy or will to learn anything new, I just dick around all day and move the mouse so I show as green on Teams. I just pile up the free money and invest it. What should I do?

>last night oil futures were nearing 120
>reports of G7 will be releasing SPR
>oil drops under 100
>later find out that they never planned on doing it


So they're just releasing fake news to make people panic sell?

No comment

No comment

G7 finance ministers declined to release oil stockpiles, though they agreed to closely monitor the energy markets and take necessary actions needed for stabilization, Bloomberg reported.

How to 10x this?

Buy the oil dip.

Why is literally everything returning to normal losses when the economy is at its worst and oil prices are rising? There’s been worse days for the market within the past 2 weeks, I think something suspicious is afoot. Trying to delay smoke from the fire?

Are you guys where you want to be in your careers more or less?

is he ok???



what was he thinking?

Art of the deal

.

is blackjack a winnable game?

Will the bullshit and the dump contiue in the next few weeks?

Why does it keep going back up?

I want it to go down and keep going down.

I want the white man to lose all his money.

An Iranian military spokesperson said oil could hit $200 a barrel if U.S. and Israeli strikes on its energy infrastructure continue. Recent attacks, including Israel hitting Tehran refinery storage tanks, forced Iran to cut fuel allowances. Since the conflict began, Iran and its proxies have targeted oil facilities in Saudi Arabia, Iraq, and Kuwait, reducing regional output.

strait of whores won't open edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

We are heading for the red box, euphoria like you have never seen before is coming. I'm genuinely sitting on my porch right now crying as a I type this , after all these years I'm going to fucking make it. If you are all in at these levels, congratulations see you in Valhalla

Day 235 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

CHINA WILL SAVE THE MARKET AND PREVENT MASS INFLATION IGNORE THE FUD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJyRZFvqwE

Why having a ledger is important:
you trade on your broker currently, it by nature has a ledger, thats all fine and good but what if you find its ledger not tidy enough and get confused by it, what if you want to trade goods offline and not online, real estate, precious metals, things like that.
https://github.com/pkcode94/quant

my project quant (work in progress) offers a solution for that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UVJyRZFvqwE

and what if you want to hook your ledger up to a GPT, quant can also do that when you compile the quant-mcp binary for it which connects to the main quant binary.

its all for free and if youre not satisfied with my custom riskmanagement you can simply use the ledger only and do the risk management yourself or rescript the riskmanagement code.

ITS ALL FOR FREE YOU HAVE NOTHING TO LOSE BY CHECKING IT OUT.

It's over for germany

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This is potentially the most consequential second-order effect from the oil crisis and almost nobody in retail trading is talking about it yet.
Oil and natural gas aren't just fuel — they're the foundational feedstock for nitrogen fertilizer.
The Haber-Bosch process converts natural gas into ammonia, which becomes urea, ammonium nitrate, and other fertilizers.
Roughly 2-3% of global energy consumption goes to fertilizer production alone. When natural gas prices doubled after Russia invaded Ukraine, fertilizer prices tripled and we got a global food price crisis.

Now consider: European natural gas has nearly doubled already in one week. Qatar - one of the world's largest LNG exporters - declared force majeure. 20% of global LNG transits Hormuz. Europe rebuilt its entire energy security strategy around LNG after cutting off Russian gas.

The third-order effect: We're entering spring planting season in the Northern Hemisphere
RIGHT NOW. Farmers make input decisions in March-April. If fertilizer prices spike 50-100% (which is beginning), farmers either plant less, use less fertilizer (lower yields), or absorb costs they can't recover. The food price inflation from this shows up in August-October harvests -
5-6 months from now.

They can release strategic oil reserves. There are no strategic fertilizer reserves. Food prices are about to be fucked, and as you can see from the chart - if you get in early, you can profit. Let retards from Reddit chase oil prices around. Go ahead and wait for them at the finish line.

You’re welcome fuckfaces

*CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK*

OOOOOOOOOOO BTC IS PUMPING 3K

He can't keep getting away with it

and the shitcoin market is toast too

I'm finished it's over, just unplug my shit up fa.m

Not listed on Coinbase yet. Potential moon at some point in the next 3 years?

day 359 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil

"151" singles going up crazy this week, you got any?

Polkadot PT??

Market opens in 20 minutes

I finally made an international trading account, what US company do I invest in now that I have USD?

Is 2 million multimillionare?

>The 2017 Bitcoin Bubble was 9 years ago
>All those graphics cards bought for Eth mining are ewaste rotting in Africa now
>All those ICOs are dead
>30 year old boomer memes are now 40 year old boomer memes
>Fidget spinner kids are now old enough to post on 4chan

The passage of time is cruel and I wasted all this time on /biz/.

WE ARE THE OIL MARINES AWOO
BLACK ED GOLD

TEXAS TEA

iranian oil edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

Big bar edition.

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
https://goldsilver.be/en/ (EU)
https://www.acheter-or-argent.fr/index2.php/ (EU)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

Previous Thread:

trust the pl-ACK

>1 ETH = $1992

deescalation -> TACO
oil/gold -> GIGA DUMP
equities/crypto -> GIGA PUMP
your asshole -> GAPED

Does Kleros have a future?
I bought into the decentralized arbitration narrative and ended up putting about 50% of my portfolio into Kleros. At the time, I felt like I was making the right decision. The project seemed promising and was even handling real-world cases.
However, around the time prediction markets like Polymarket started gaining traction, Kleros missed an opportunity. Instead of building their own betting or prediction platform that could showcase their arbitration system, the team kept focusing on Kleros V2. Back then, it felt like they were spending too much time on upgrades rather than capturing a real market opportunity.
Recently, I've been thinking about selling my Kleros position and rotating into something with more potential.
Why do you think Kleros failed to gain more traction, even though the original idea seemed solid?

Wakey wakey

200 USO, 400 SPY, 200 TLT trust the plan.

wow oil is 100$, golly gee, it will simmer down in like 2 days down to 80 again
stupid fucking idiots
dont you know nothing ever happens?

>Shorts looking good
>Place a short and go to sleep
>Turns out that was the bottom
>Bitcoin pump while I'm asleep
>Lose a shit ton of money
It's so tiresome.

I am sick of podcasts, give me something to listen to anons. Self help allowed. No doom and gloom gayness. Light hearted non/biz/ is fine too.

Trump needs to start selling war bonds.

>BTC the same price as it was 5 years ago
>/biz/ losers scrabbling around to make a 1.25x on a boring old-school commodity
it really is over. time to get a job.

America increased its oil exports to their allies while the price is surging to $200 and might even go above $450 at all-time high depending on how long the war drags on. WE WON!

What a time to be alive, everybody was full of energy and hope, it seemed the like the party would never stop. Now here we are in our 30's and 40's, just look at us.. sigh.

Buckle up for the combined effects of $100+ oil, the private credit collapse and AI bubble pop all at once

The daily charts will look like this for a long time. Bitcoin will face a fork-bomb, causing extreme capital flight into real assets like silver and gold which will become less attainable as their price continues to expose the world's fiat currencies. Goodbye yuan, goodbye shekels, goodbye whatever fiat currency your loser country is using or promoting.
The real dollar is made of silver and gold.

No comment

Oil could squeeze to over $1000 if these shorts by the Treasury Department and Israel-friendly banks (all of them lol) go the wrong way. They're using massive oil futures shorts to suppress the price in a time when the supply is already extremely constrained, which is insane. There may not even be enough oil to cover their shorts if they have to close them. Spread the word.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/us-weighs-oil-futures-market-action-combat-rising-energy-prices-wh-official-2026-03-05/
>inb4 >Reuters
It's the source with the most detailed description of their plan to short oil futures.

WTFWTF

I used my really hot Korean prostitute that I see every week as a practice gf and now I tricked my brain into thinking she's my real gf. Wat do?

unfortunately pepe is as good as dead, gen Z elected Tung Tung Tung Sahur as the new role model.. I don't like shilling but it's on Solana. You have been warned

Here, we discuss about the prices of oil, energy, retail, and the latest events that affect their prices.

I got retrenched

World in flames edition

>Latest developments on Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previously on /smg/

>there are nigger here who bought oil at $119

.

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Should I buy oil shares and hoard physical petrol now, or has the ship already sailed?

I bought a bunch of this shitcoin am I retarded

What would you do if you won the lottery?

I would not tell anyone, keep at least 25% in solid gold, some silver and bitcoin, spread across multiple bank vaults, and become a priest, memorize the Bible, and become enlightened.

You?

I just ate my emergency food rations because of my anxiety because of the current financial situation

No comment

BITCOIN IS PUMPING

So, /pmg/ is posting Weimar Germany charts, just like crypto chuds used to do.

>Weimar Germany went into hyperinflation before 1924 because it was required to pay ludicrous reparations after the end of WWI, had the Ruhr region occupied by French-Belgian joint forces because it didn’t pay literal coal, and had to restore its economy after the devastating effects of WWI.

>This is somehow relevant to the peaceful and prosperous US today.

Didn’t you chuds call for Powell to decrease interest rates? I mean, inflation is beaten. Across the charts, no one is crying that prices are up 10% again like they did during COVID. Hell, even house prices are dropping, and no one is buying fucking boomer mchouses for gorillions.

Stats 2021-22 peaks to 2026:
BRENT Oil is down 50%
Steel prices down 50%
Gasoline down 50% From 4$ to 2$
Coal down 75%
Remember lumber hype? Its down 75% as well
Wheat down 50%
Corn down 50%

Where is this fucking Weimarization? I thought germans paid trillions for a loaf of a bread.

Will eth finally pump like back then?

this fucking stupid retard better TACO tomorrow otherwise kms

How would you breakout of the NEET cycle if you had too