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This can't be serious. Why is S&P still up on the daily when Brent is about to hit $150?

Anyone here downplay how much money they have around friends and family? I've gone as far to let them believe I have a ton of debt

Gates
>retired at 52
Bezos
>retired at 57
Musk
>still going at 54

Why?

>i-it's going to get more efficient!!! and cheaper!!!!
the software runs on hardware inside of a building. the hardware and building were funded with debt financing. you're still on the hook for billions and billions of dollars.

https://fortune.com/2026/04/28/nvidia-executive-cost-of-ai-is-greater-than-cost-of-employees/

Is this the end for Europes economic dreams?

>He is still in crypto

What stops you from doing this?

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Is going all in one stock a mistake even if you buy at a support level?

what has been your best investment? crypto? stock? whatever

Has anyone here actually made it trading stocks?

What the fuck is wrong with mutts?

Why do they dump every single fucking day

Buy corn futures

>The year is 2040.

>DeFi was just a dream.

>A man in a faded Arbitrum hoodie sits by the fire, telling his grandchildren about the old days.

>“We used to deposit JPEGs into locked vaults for 47000% APY,” he whispers.

>“Did it work?” asks the youngest.

>He stares at the floor.

>“For a week.”

>Somewhere a forgotten MetaMask wallet still holds $3.14 of dust, 19 dead governance tokens, and one LP position no interface can load.

>The stablecoins are stable now.

>Because nobody uses them.

HOOD is literally on sale right now. If you aren't buying it I'm just gonna assume you're retarded and hate money

It seems mainnet is having a little Renaissance right now. Anything worth buying? (if anyone shills solana shit I will slit your throat, get lost with that zoomzoom chain)

>Remember to sell in May, and go away, goy.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/NyzbAsX4

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Day 286 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

no pal, you make 60k a year after goodgoy fees, insurance, and your pathetic retirement contribution

what level of wage cage is this?

>wagie politician: I worked hard. I own 15 mansions, a Ferrari, and multiple private islands. Do we need more people like me or less?
>NEET politician (literally never had a real job, dropped out of university, and lives with his parents): LESS.

https://youtube.com/shorts/mvzZPQI7Ej0

Brutal. And the NEET politician is more likely to be in government. Imagine thinking money and wagecucking is something to be proud of.

Your BFs Car Payment Is $4,000/Month. Wyd?

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something fishy is going on with bitcoin

Over 1 billion dollars in liquidity between 79,250$ and 81,000$

If you think gas prices are high now...

where are you guys?
any teegee/deezkord that i can join?

The duality of man
Which one are you?

Just got a new job selling roof repair/ replacement door to door focusing on insurance claims, how cooked am I?

what is the future of web3 now that ai is winning?

How do I hook up with her IRL? I'm obsessed with her on IG.

dumb money people suffer a lot because of me, unfortunately..
How to deal with those feelings?
(At least sorry losing traders, I'm very sorry)

Getting A New Credit Card! Tomorrow!

If you put all your gambling effort into something that gave other people value, you would be rich already. It's a hard thing to admit, but it's true. So why do you persist in gambling?

Thanks for the free liquidity bobos

Think about it posting yourself online doing or saying cringe shit to get views and add money is less humiliating then being some wagie working in an office for average pay not even talking about minimum wage job.

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Big pump and then dump?
or
Big dump and then pump?

>Art, not money, is life's highest form of meaningful activity.

Any of you do this shit then transfer to WGU for a speedrun business degree?

My company wants people to have a bachelors at least for certain roles which is fucking retarded since I already know them. I have an associates since I did that back as a kid but ended up just working anyway so i didn't bother continuing.

How much LLM support can I use on this to grind it out real quick? I have a shitload of downtime at work to do this.

>crypto proven to not be a store of value
>stocks proven to not be a store of value
>silver proven to not be a store of value
>gold proven to not be a store of value
What's left?

Memes > "utility"

$1 minimum guaranteed this bullrun.

I deserve a comfy multi month algorithmically driven downtrend with predictable levels to take profit followed by bounces that get immediately sold off that I can short

I'm just going to keep staking until the supply is fully diluted and see what happens, that okay?

should i as a millenial marry my younger zoomer gf who makes 1/3 my income and has 1/25 my wealth for the purposes of having 4 white children

What Is Up Guys? Just Cleaned Up My Finances!

are the gamestop shorts still in play

I CAN STAND WAGING HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE NOT DO THIS FOR 30+ YEARS???

Crypto produces nothing of value and anyone still holding it is retarded

>tokenized stocks
Robinhood/any brokerage
>store of value
Gold
>turing complete money
Not needed

Anyone else realizing that spending money is basically pointless? There's really only products for normies/women. Once you have a reliable car and solid clothes that won't wear out, you're set. If you go to the grocery store you can spend like $300 per month on food.

OOOOOOOOOOO STINKBROS

THE ANTFARMS DEVS ARE ON OUR SIDE

WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE

trackballers edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

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>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Would you scam people and dissappear if you could get away with it? Clarity act is coming after which memecoins will be deemed illigal, for scammers this is their last chance to walk out with a bag and face zero consequences. Trump did it, huak tuha girl did it, how desperate are you for money anon? You do know that only people who bend the law and throw others under the bus get ahead in life right? Im too much of a coward to try, but im certain there will be another bull market for memecoins which will be front run by institutions or banks before clarity act comes into effect. You have till june, you may not be able to start your own coin but maybe you can throw a 100 into a new one and get an easy 5x. What say you?

Are we enjoying the cardano shitshow? It was predicted here years ago, but now old chuck is going scorched earth on his own project. It's been fun to watch

I didn’t think it was possible, but we are literally going to recreate this event with trumps decision to maintain the blockade indefinitely

Rates will have to go up. Treasuries are toilet paper

NOTHING CAN STOP THIS PUMP

what's the go-to easy grift to do online now?
I heard X pays well, do I just post engagement bait all day on there?

Do you tip your government?

Also why is this board so fucking dead?

Crypto really is the future. It's not just freedom from (((The Big Banks))), it's total financial independence. In the future, only no-coiners will work.

can i get a job at JP Morgan or Morgan Stanle as an analyst if i dont have connections or go to an ivy league?

pls advise this is srs

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It's so simple to make it. Just:
>Get a job (minimum wage if you want)
>Don't buy a car
>Live with family/roommates
>Invest 50/50 in VOOG and Gold or Silver miner indexes
>Talk to Zoomer women (any women) and learn to "read the room"
>Don't go on vacation
>Wait 10 years
>
It's literally that simple.

Am I retarded if I’m buying mstr instead of bitcoin? Doesn’t it make more sense to leverage?

Get bored of buying shit junk online from sweatshop. What do now? It become like a hassle routine. I don’t even use them.

Who turned off the volatility

the chinese are buying silver en masse and have cut exports to zero. the mad dash has begun. now is the time to buy physical silver if you haven't already

Hear me out: this is a $21k card within 3 years from now. There are 47,884 PSA10s in existence. At $21k, it would be the first ever individual collectible asset to break a billion dollars market cap, which would be huge for the collectibles space. And with this being a favorite among institutional investors, you'd have to be retarded not to buy this at $3.2k.

Why does he wear the leather jacket?

Looking forward to buying the bottom in October

The only way Japan can save it's economy is by pumping the shit out of Jasmy.

I need to get a job so i can make money so i can invest and make more money.

someone hire me please

What do?

I just bought Clause AI for $100 a month, hope it provides good financial advice.

is it time to buy silver again?

Pump&Dump edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

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Day 1704 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

rugged by cheese on both SOL and ETH

lol lmao

IT'S SAT AT 55.55 FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW

GO UP YOU FUCKER

alt szn lasted less than 72 hours

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soon

AHEM!
Please can I get your attention?
*Tink tink tink*
Hello?
*Tink tink tink*

lol lmao

Some 19 year old kid today told me he moved out a few weeks after he turned 18. He told me he rents. I told him his rent is going down the drain and moving out at 18 is very low class behaviour. I asked him why he moved out at 18 and he told me he doesn’t get along with his mom. I told him this is bad parenting which the lower class tends to have.
I told him since he is 19 and renting, he essentially has no wealth building and no future. He also tells me he rents with his gf. I said, “wow double the trouble. She is also clearly lower class too.” I asked him where he lives.
He said “a good state.” I said, “okay, so a poor and low income one”

The whole time he kept arguing with me. He was being sarcastic and using mocking tone.
He said
>oh wooww I dont own a house at 19
I said
>home ownership is definitely out of reach for most people. America is becoming a nation of renters
He said
>ooooo sooo lemmmeeee take out a 100k loan and I will get a home hehehe
I replied
>American median household income is $60k and average home price is $700k. What home can you get? A home in a cheap area where your kids will grow up like you and repeat the cycle of slavery?

He kept saying “woww youre soo smart. You know soo much.”
I replied
>i know more than you and instead of learning, you are mocking. You have no future and it was over before it began. There is a K shaped economy and the bottom 90% keep doing worse and top 10% keeps doing better
He mockingly replied
>i keeep dooinnng worrseeeee???
I said
>you keep doing worse while the top 10% keeps doing better
He said
>idc :(
I said
>you should, the top 10% make so much and spend so much, it creates inflation pricing you out of life.

Then the conversation ended. Fuck normies. Terrible attitudes.
Do the majority of people have no idea how far behind they are?
How does /biz/ feel about this? Are you guys aware

I think I will be lowering the amount I browse here maybe even starting to abstain completely some days.
The amount of smugness has increased a lot. Some kind of influx from some anime forum or something has come in to this board or maybe it is newer users or people are more angry?

I will still read some threads where there is no smugness but I will avoid other threads. I feel like old biz was more like /k/ the only two boards I browsed.
Maybe I will start posting and only look at my own threads as I don't post only read.
How do you get your enjoyment from this site what is your routine?
I have started browsing sites which writes articles about topics which I find is useful to learn more about . I have noticed I learn a bit from doing so and it is quite interesting

>my late grandmothers estate and stonks was just sold off
>nearly half a million
>my mom was stricken from the will 6 years ago and my name was put in her place
>letter sent to me, im set to inherit nearly $80k
>inheritance tax has been pre-paid
>i might have to pay a capital gains tax on the profits made from selling the stonks (divided by the number of beneficiaries)
>ive calculated that this will not surpass $5k and money from the trust has already been set aside for this and other unforseen expenses but i'm still going to plan for the possibility of having to pay $5k in taxes
I'm 30. I have a house and mortgage and will prioritize replacing my nearly 30 year old roof, which i expect will cost anywhere from $25,000 to $35,000 (decent sized ranch home, i chose it specifically because everything of importance is on the first floor so i could comfortably die in it as I age).
What is the best thing to do with the remainder of the inheritance?

Is there a worse shipping company than FedEx?
>package was supposed to get here a week ago
>sent to local sorting facility, only to be sent back between Memphis and New Jersey before being sent to my local sorting facility
>this happens like 3 times
>call customer service and the only thing they keep saying is that it's in transit
>finally gets here a week later
>driver doesn't even stop the truck to deliver it, he just tosses it onto the sidewalk and speeds off
>box is heavily damaged
Why do people insist on using this garbage company?

Saylor's STRC ponzi has been de-pegged for 11 days now...

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>"Why did *company/brand* fail?"
>look inside
>retarded private investors
>nepotism
>pump-and-dump schemes
>women

>Fired last year cuz office foids didn't like me
>500+ job apps and 1 year later
>Nothing
It's over for me, isn't bros? One month unemployment gap is bad enough but one whole year, there's no coming back from that

JUST A SMALL TOWN GOY
DEALING IN THE REALLLLL WORLLDDDDDDDd

Not even AI can save it at this point. It is so over.

Ho edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

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