4chan /biz/ Catalog

I am not good looking or tall enough to be this broke

how do i make money?

this was supposed to be at 15k by now. instead the other jewish coin (ZEC) is zooming

Am i stupid?

What third spaces are left in America? I go to fighting video game tournaments but there are rarely women though so finding a gf isn't easy. What is your go to third space?

Am i stupid?

Assuming your parents aren't pieces of shits who abuse you or are financially crippled themselves that you have to be the one taking care of them, what is stopping you from living with them for a few years, working hard, not buying dumb shit, and building wealth?

These nulinkers are so tiresome. Can we pump to $100 already and price everybody out

How much do you need your coins to pump in order to have sex again /biz/ bros? I need a 5x

how can oil prices affect inflation
just because the cost to move shit around went up doesn't give them the right to pass that onto everyone else.

Businesses are just all greedy fuckers that jack their prices up any chance they get.

As a small business owner if i increased the price of my work purely based on how much it costs to get there, I wouldn't have customers

There are also tax breaks that help with the cost to transport for work purposes.

Rate this whore I've been fucking regularly bros.

It's time to short the corn /biz/. I know I know, you want it to go up, but unfortunately this was just a bear market rally and it has run its course.

What do we think about buy now pay later schemes? Apple is now partnering with Klarna for it's iPhone 18 and duo

Bestbuy, Verizon and AT&T all allow you 0% on electronics.

No comment

why are fat people's opinions so worthless?

Looking to throw 10k in something

Is this a good setup?

I'm a widdle bit worried about how you'll stop your baby's tummy from grumbling and growling when AI makes it really really really hard for you to get resources.

Friday Edition

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/


>Previous

DOT $2 waiting room thread

I am the house

What, realistically am I supposed to do in this situation?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Has anyone noticed the noticeable increase in socialist posting here on /biz/?

>3-5 years left to make it before the AI neofeudal age begins
>lineage will forever be doomed to goyslaves if i locked in

$3,000 EOY

It's very simple. In order for the elite's money to be worth anything, people need to want their money in exchange for their stuff. In order for people to want their money, people have to want the stuff THEY can buy with money. If everyone does LSD and "turns on, tunes in, and drops out", they will reject money and won't accept it for their goods and services, if they even participate in the economy at all. If people don't want money, the elites' pile of money becomes completely worthless. Thus, the elites, who want to have a lot of money which is worth something, instill materialism into everyone as much as possible.

I recently got a comfy swe job and have lots of available funds for investing, I need some mid-cap, non-jeet crypto to buy, any suggestions? No i will not buy link, xrp, or polkadot. No faggot meme coins either. I've been buying hyperliquid and vvv but hyper seems already too pumped and vvv seems like vaporware. If jannies delete this than what the fuck is the point of this board

>gives workers ownership of the means of production
>commies still angry
Make it make sense

Some jew just called me because I have 800k cash (tbills I'm not retarded) in my brokerage account and they want it invested.
Do what you will with that information.

>"Oh you taking overtime anon? What are you saving up for?"

>FOREVER POOR
>IM GONNA BE, FOREVER POOR
>DO YOU REALLY WANT TO RENT FOREVER
>FOREVER AND EVER

I'm a graphic designer with a decade and a half of experience. I've been putting up flyers everywhere I can, but I'd like more calls and clients. Picrel is my flyer, what would you anons change? Should I do direct mail marketing? How should I get my name out there?

So these retards are the jews, i believe we should gas them

>the whole of /biz/ is still sidelined
Better luck next cycle

It's over for math chuds

I got paid today

Help me out here my fellow /Biz/raelites. How do I make her my gf. I’m just trying to produce one giga math wizard with her. I all ready got the Vyvanse script also got a Klonopin script. What more does a jew need to do?! >Ooops I mean Bizraelite

Its the bullrun not just a short liq before the bart bavk to sub60k?!
Fags indeed!

How much do you budget for luxuries?

Never paid a cent of interest on anything in my life

Is it a good time to get a fixed rate mortgage?
>get it before another wave of inflation hits
>get it before potential rates hike
>get it before war starts
>as inflation picks up, the mortgage payments will get diluted
>price of the real estate will increase with inflation
Am I fucking retarded or is it literally the best moment to get a mortgage in years - but only on fixed interest rate?

The government gives me free money because I have autism.

How does your work alter ego differ from your personal one? What kind of alter ego is best for maximizing income and building business connections?

We stick to the plan. Stockpile cash and wait for my call in Octobear. 40k BTC $500 wETH

Any chance of recovery for /biz/'s garbage coin?

I get paid to sit on my ass in a Herman miller Arron office chair in an empty office building in a safe, rich area.

I come 30 minutes early so I can get an enjoy a free mocha latte from the office machine and a camel filter 100. Then I just listen to kick streams/YouTube vids for 4 hours, have a smoke break, keep chilling/watching/snacking, then I get an after work donut and smoke a cigarettes and soda at the park near my apt.

My life is completely stress free. I don’t interact with anyone except the guard I’m relieving at the beginning of the shift, and that’s usually just a hi/bye interaction. I sit in silence.

Every cricket dick Timmy seems like they’re always trying to find some quick exciting way to get rich but they always come up short and become loss porn. I hate frantic scrambler faggots. Just chill out and get a job and shut the fuck up. Relax. The scramblers give off 5 inch cricket dick energy. I left college with a 50 body count that’s probably why I don’t care

BOTTOM IN OCTOBER

But I make good money where I’m at. I could resign and leave on good terms but they would want me to train a replacement which could take months. I don’t want to just fuck off because I won’t be able to find another company like this in the area in case I ever wanted to come back. At the same time my mental and physical health is getting back. I don’t know wtf to do

Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Previous

My trades are all good but I'm being gangstalked by hedge funds who ladder attack every stock I buy so I'm actually down money.

Shitcoins were created to extract money, and I guess your soul is a bonus. Ya buy polkadot and XRP, whatever shitcoins, your liquidity doesn’t even matter anymore, and whatever value you have left is in keeping the dead shitcoin scam going for them. Like a recursive loop, a shitskin is drawn to a shitcoin.
>The Jews have the shitskins working on shitcoins rent free.
>kys

How much would money would it take for most women to have sex with you? $5k? $10k? $50k?

>Pharmaceutical companies make money over charging for drugs
>Insurance companies make money by denying claims
>Food companies make money by selling addictive slop
>Financial companies make money by exploiting people's ignorance
>Real estate companies make money by manipulating rents
>Tech companies make money by selling personal data

AND

>hey man, just put your money in the stock market so you can be rich one day

So, with the entire economy being based on screwing over everyone else, and everyone mindlessly propping up the companies that make their life suck, tell me how bad it's going to be when it all falls apart?

SELL
THIS IS IT
BUBBLES POPPED

2 dollar waiting room and chill

Most especially if you're an unemployed white male?
> permanently locked out of the job market thanks to evil HR and blue collar already hypersaturated thanks to stupid ass social media telling everyone to go to the trades
> oh and did I mention how it's a vicious cycle that keeps growing your resume gap, making you even more of an "ick"?
> crypto is deader than dead
> stocks at all time highs and on the verge of collapse
> "just gamble on prediction markets bro" - house always wins, remember?
> "just start a business bro" - again, oversaturation problem, race to the bottom, etc etc etc (I've already had a few businesses which of course all failed)
> "just start a youtube bro" - have you seen how savage the rules are for getting monetized, and about to get so much harder next year? Plus adspend is basically tumbleweeds this year; tldr oversaturated again
> "JUST INVEST BRO WITH COMPOUND INTEREST BRO" - YOU NEED FUCKING INCOME TO DO THAT AND I CAN'T EVEN GET A SINGLE FUCKING INTERVIEW!!!!!!!!!!

I can go on and on and on, but fuck I'm seriously losing it and don't know what to do.

Happy 9/11

Every pullback is an opportunity

i turned $50 into $52 in 2 weeks
i did the math, and with this performace, i should have ~$75B in 20 years
i think-no, I KNOW i'm gonna make it bros

shabbat shalom octriggers

the logo is top down view of the inside of a yarmulke btw

kaspa round 2?

if you lose any trades today, just remember you potentially lost them to a literal bug
https://x.com/nftechie_/status/2098012107652391357

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WALLAH

>rate hike at 90% chance of happening
now the question is it priced in already because if not then prepare your anus for a red rocket

very semitic my frens

wtf is happening
preferably in haiku format

No comment

I was wrong about bottomtober

BIG BIT COIN (BBC) IS BLASTING OFF

No comment

North tower: collapses in 47 minutes.
South tower: collapses in 18 minutes.

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY25 & '26 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

should i give up my $160k/year wfh job and go to law school so i can start my own law firm specializing in harming corporations (personal injury) and the government (disability)?

You closed...
Right, Bobo?
....Right?

North tower: gets hit in 5 minutes.
South tower: gets hit in 22 minutes.

Can crypto save the US economy?

Rosh Hashanah and Shanah tovah edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/Stock/index.html
https://disp.cc/m/Stock
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:

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Chainlink is unironically fairly priced. The market recognizes that it is an important piece of infrastructure hence why it's in the top 13.

Biopharma stocks moon 95% even 400% in a day every time there's news about some drug trials that never actually pass the final trial. It's always random. Martin makes bank on these. Why can't we have a coin like this.

A purely non-profit, open-science vaccine token falls squarely into the emerging DeSci (Decentralized Science) movement.

>70% Public Treasury
>20% Lab Grants & Bounties
>10% Community Airdrop/Faucets

Tokens are burned by holders to cast votes on which target pathogens or mRNA sequences the project should synthesize next. Burning tokens removes them from circulation permanently, preventing financial extraction while allowing the most passionate community members to steer the "research".

This is not a rugpull. Absolute Zero pre-mine for founders and completely democratic. Actual power to the people. Buy, sit, wait for the 5x, cash in, repeat. Literally everybody wins, any and all opposers automatically lose. What's the problem with this?

If we simply abolish social security we would solve our debt crisis. Boomers dont need another handout.

New Korean fanboy here. I dont care for the gay obvious Korean tech bubble (e.g Sk Hynix etc.), but other sectors in the Korean industry. I honestly think Americas future will be dependent on Korea more so than Japan in the next 5 years due to Russia and China.

>Excerpt
This paper examines how scheduled monetary policy announcements affect the Korean stock market by comparing the effects of Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) announcements with those of the Monetary Policy Board (MPB) of the Bank of Korea. We document a pronounced positive return drift around FOMC announcements, while comparable effects are largely absent around MPB meetings, even after controlling for international spillovers from exchange rates and U.S. equity markets.
We show that both FOMC and MPB announcements are associated with significant declines in implied volatility, indicating substantial uncertainty resolution around both types of events. However, uncertainty resolution alone is not sufficient to generate return drift. Using economic policy uncertainty as a proxy for the information environment, we find that monetary policy–related risk is more likely to be priced in equity returns when information conditions are favorable. In low-uncertainty states, higher market risk is associated with stronger volatility declines and larger return responses around policy announcements. By contrast, when the information environment is poor, uncertainty resolution occurs without systematic return drift, particularly around domestic monetary policy announcements. These findings highlight the role of the information environment in shaping the pricing of monetary policy risk.

how do you make it big on socials like tiktok and insta??

I see so many people on insta especially with like 300k followers but they dont really do anything..? not particularly funny or interesting, the more entertaining people i find actually have way less following

>go brown
>go down
How is that cultural revolution going for you, chuddies?

Woke up early in the morning to do my daily job application humilitation ritual I've been doing the past 8 months.
>new chart drops
>this is what I voted for

Thank you, Mr. President!

Why do I get a feeling the cute blonde gen z girl who works at a drive thru I go to every weekend thinks I'm hot and wants to have sex with me? I'm 35 years old btw, I'm not sure if that matters.

Did you buyed?

https://x.com/chainlink/status/2098028812223070527

SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE SPELLING BEE NEWFAGS DONT KNOW NEWFAGS DONT KNOW NEWFAGS DONT KNOW

fucking jews

AI will soon figure out how to create gold, in a very budget-friendly way

when n vs np is solved, bitcoin is kill. ai exponentially drooples each year. it will eventually happen. it will go from a curve to an ascended 90 degree angle. I'm guessing before 2030 bitcoin will an hero.

I don't know how much longer I have it in me to hold this piece of shit

>bitcoin whale
>made literally millions mining
>can't sell or cash out because doxed and taxed
>assets/accounts frozen for no reason if funds transfer to a bank
>blackrock IBIT comes along and says you can swap your actual bitcoin for etf
>no capital gains tax and the state doesn't rape you
Needless to say, you now know wherr the surge of ETF in flows is coming from. Thry won.

If they can track me and AI is so magical, they can put a million dollars in my account.

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Hooooly shiiid! Everything is fucked

5k is lifechanging money

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how do you get good at trading 15 minute bitcoin contracts?

>hired one Indian to do work for me.
>he's lazy despite only needing to work minimum 15 hours/week and making $10/hr.
>going to replace him soon.

>Filipino guy with a masters degree in English
>Taught high school English for 4 years in the Philippines
>Worked at a call center for 3 years
>I need to constantly review and rewrite their work.
>I'm also better at customer service than he is despite me having zero background + autism.

I'm a molecular biologist, SWE, and sales all at the same time and I have to do their literal monkey work for them. I have better things I should be working on.

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Are things ever going to get better?