4chan /biz/ Catalog

>"Why did *company/brand* fail?"
>look inside
>retarded private investors
>nepotism
>pump-and-dump schemes
>women

>Fired last year cuz office foids didn't like me
>500+ job apps and 1 year later
>Nothing
It's over for me, isn't bros? One month unemployment gap is bad enough but one whole year, there's no coming back from that

JUST A SMALL TOWN GOY
DEALING IN THE REALLLLL WORLLDDDDDDDd

Not even AI can save it at this point. It is so over.

Ho edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
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Previous smigger thread

Hi /biz/! I hope you guys have a good day :D

Why are you all trading random crypto coins which all of them have a chance to just crash down in price? Why not trade something a bit more stable like some safe commodities or indices or maybe even bonds?

No comment

Who don't you just vibe your way to the top? You don't need skills. This guy was a total retard, for example.

You will also be docked 30 mins pay for arriving late

Living just isn’t hard enough
Burn me alive inside
Living my life’s not hard enough
Take everything away

>i wish i died with more money in the bank

>be Cole Allen attempted assassin
>Study ME at Big Bang Theory school
>“He didn’t have to study. It would just come to him. He was really, really smart.”
>bright future and prestigious job at NASA
>Get shit salary because Mechanical Engineering
>End up tutoring kids
>watch friends from college become millionaires in SWE and EE
>watch product managers, tech sales and bullshit day in the life demoralization videos
>fomo into Masters in Comp Sci
>missed the last train out and AI and outsourcing kills job market
>write a delusional reddit bro manifesto

Another victim of Mechanical Engineering

No comment

LINK will hit $250 before the year ends.

I can feel it in my bones.

Every pullback is an opportunity

What's a better plan with $150k?

A) All in MSTR this Oct. Dca every paycheck for 2-3 years. Sell after a 5-10x profit.

B) 1/3 SpaceX, Anthropic, and OpenAI once they IPO. Dca every paycheck for 10 years. Sell after a 5-10x profit.

What are the charts telling you right now

I previously came from an $80k job. Over 300 applications since late last year.
> just keep trying bro, just keep applying bro
> I don't see you getting interviews bro you're only putting in 10% effort bro you're supposed to make job searching your full time job bro
I'M FUCKING TRYING OK FUCK THIS IS SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!
> just adjust your resume to each job
DONE THAT ALREADY BUT DOESN'T DO SHIT

Aged poorly edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previous smigger thread

Does homeownership automatically make you middle class?

Are there any coworkers you have that you generally despise? How do you deal with it? I get along with most people at work but there are two people I really don't like. One of them is vapid, lazy, and creates more work for me. She is a religious latina and says shit like "patriachy" and "mansplain" but has trouble with simplest of tasks. The other is a gay guy who works and knows his shit but won't ever shut the fuck up and is generally annoying as fuck.

Day 285 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

What does this mean for oil prices?

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK

>as soon as staking arrives, its over for you hoes
>as soon as CCIP arrives, its over for you hoes
>as soon as staking V2 arrives, its over for you hoes
>as soon as Sergey stops farting in the dev room, it's over for you hoes
>as soon as Sergey meets with the US Government, it's over for you hoes
>as soon as SmartCon 2023,2025,2026 happens, it's over for you hoes
>as soon as Chainlink reveals all of its bank partnerships, its over for you hoes
>as soon as Chainlink reveals its Swift partnership, it's over for you hoes
>*you are here*
>as soon as Clarity act is passed it's over for you hoes

When are you going to face the music anon?

I CANT STAND WAGING HOW THE FUCK DO PEOPLE DO THIS FOR 30+ YEARS????

where are we?

I refuse to accept that the bullrun is over. Simple as

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

serious posts only.

and should you own a house at this point in your life?

Why is this shit so insanely buggy? I swear most of the times I don't even know if I won or not or how much money I have

What the fuck?

what percentage of your folio is cash and are you actually concerned about a correction at this time?

Can one of our in house oil investors explain the consequences of such a move and share the calculations and graphs they made in advance for such an event unfolding to justify their original investment.

Now send it to 50k and squash the tiny bit of hope that he has left

>release a new service, make the people pay a small amount for its usage
>hook them into it
>charge more afterwards cuz they saw how useful it can be
>win

>He didn't sell his alts

Remember, boys. Always get rid of your alts before the next cycle.

READY XRP HOLDERS??????
B

Algorand bullish? I like the confidence in their project and literally no bad news except bad advertising/marketing .... and do you think clarity act will cause another bear market?

Last night my crypto portfolio was worth 23.1k. Today, it's 22.7k. I've literally lost 400 overnight. This market needs more regulation.

Apologize

Nobody wants to say this, so I will.

Trump's memecoin is the currently the biggest obstacle to crypto regulation right now.

The CLARITY Act is stalling because of it. Democrats are using his gala dinners and billions of evaporated retail wealth as ammunition to demand ethics clauses that could delay or kill the bill entirely.

The "pro crypto president" is actively sabotaging the legislation this industry needs most, just to further fill his own bags.

And the reason nobody in crypto calls this out?

Because half the industry's most important people were at that dinner on Saturday. Smiling, clapping and kissing the ring of the man whose memecoin is single-handedly delaying the regulation they claim to be fighting for.

And as long as nobody speaks up, nothing will change.

They post shit like this every day and the price literally doesn't move 1 bit

Are there any other good business ideas that are scalable other than making some brand and promoting it then selling products made by third world slaves for an 2000% mark up to low iq subhumans living in the west, selling some bs educational stuff, entertainment, software or social media to get add money/brand deals and seo traffic so people buy from your affiliate links?

are you an entrepreneur biz

Do wagies realize they only have one life and don't get to redo it?

No comment

Who the FUCK is gonna buy these dogshit ass 20b revenue 1 trillion mcap companies? Are normies (you) that retarded? I am absolutely baffled that people are waiting to slurp this literal dogshit

The most important thing is that we dont lose hope

connoisseur edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/

after 8 years of holding i have accepted that chainlink aka shamelink aka painstink is a scam and have finally capitulated. with the strait of hormuz crisis just starting, it's by far my riskiest asset and i'm a fool to be holding $300k of it

No comment

things are too pumped. i only feel happy when everything is down. i only like stonks when they are cheap. i want soxl at $10, spy at $500, tqqq down 80% like 2022...

It seems doubtful that you have enough capital to survive AI devaluing all your skills. It seems like you're gonna have a hard time soon. No offense, but I suspect Sam Altman will use you and your loved ones as fertilizer.

I'm just not going to work. I'm just not going to do it is all, sorry not sorry. Ahh I know, I'm just not going to do it. Sorry moshe

someone is manipulating bitcoin by purchasing large amounts and not allowing it to fall under $76,000 even though it really wants to.

still accurate

Isnt there demand destruction? Whys the price per barrel still fucking rising

>~25% of your monthly payment goes to property taxes
THIS IS GAY AND JEWISH.

What other companies are going to 3000% in 12 months?

>sit around and lord over the job site
>can tell people what to do, call the police
>doesn’t have to actually do anything except clock in and clock out.
Your time is essentially yours if you’re at the right site

I work security for a tech company overnight and my job is just to clock in, clock out, and sit in a $600 dollar Herman miller office chair for 8 hours. I watch streams, research stocks, listen to music, and read. The building is empty and there’s unlimited snacks, coffee, and soda

If you have to work a job security always pays enough to be comfortable if you’re a minimalist single guy

financially speaking, is he correct?

Oil is edging back up from the last time Trump smashed it down. What should he do now? Maybe another post? What should it say?

>buy ram off ebay
>Jack up price by at least 50%, 100% if you wanna feel like a jew
>Resell it on eBay and force the shmuck who bought it to pay shipping
>Repeat

It's honestly not that difficult. It's very inconsistent however. At some times there are weeks without any sales and the profit is like 100 per week but it's better than a wagecuck job

I am financially bored

Can I dip into chinese houses or their state will stop me? I think I have an Idea that will make me rich and have a lot of chinese woman under my feet.

what would you do if you were 20 and this was your portfolio

Hardware engineer here, should I go into tech sales? Im hearing ridiculous salaries, dont know if they are legit..

>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022

>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022

>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022

>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023

>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a

>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled

>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities

>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that matches BBBYQ's CUSIP-6, proving BBBYQ has already begun m&a activity with BBBY

BBBYQ(DK-Butterfly-1), BBBY(OverStock) and GME are going to be restructuring in some way. Both GME's and BBBY's warrants are a dead giveaway.

REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com

Last time on /BBBYQ/:

>sneed paid stock bashers

Gas station for sale near me. Worth in 2026?
Also gas station general.

Really, everybody and their mom has heard about the dot com bubble. It really takes special people to replay it with an even more retarded premise

>dood it’s gonna be like the terminator!!! The AI is gonna become a friggin human if we throw enough money at it!!!

It's about to moooooon in the lithium sector.

>national "debt"
How about we just don't pay it? Call it forgiven. Fuck they gonna do?

>Across Asia, the central bank digital currency (CBDC) revolution increasingly looks like a rebellion gone awry. Major Asian economies that once seemed certain to adopt a digital fiat currency are either struggling with low uptake (India), are reconsidering the merits of a CBDC (Japan) or have suspended it (Korea).
https://www.forbes.com/sites/digital-assets/2026/04/27/cbdcs-are-slowing-in-asia-but-china-is-sticking-to-its-e-cny-plans/

Stop chasing wealth. The more directly you chase wealth, the more you tend to distort the process that generates it.

all time high edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>NEW THREAD: Copy-paste the following when making a new thread:
https://pastebin.com/GfB48W5G

Previously on /smg/

Do you ever think you’ll “make it” biz?

>having a job is worse than Stalinism
is he right?

SOXL might lower its price. Judging on bearish news
Does /biz/ have any recs for other leveraged etfs or stocks?
Tell us why you think (x) sector is worth it

>70% of Americans have no savings
>top 70% to 90% are treading water

>top 10% do 50% of the consumption
>top 10% owns 90% of the wealth

Explain to me what “an American” is.

what does crypto solve?

anyone else notice all social media outlets are converging together? i am starting to see the same posts on reddit, on facebook, on instagram, even on here of all places

No comment

I will reach $5MM by 2028
>You will reach $5MM by 2028
I will reach $5MM by 2028
>You will reach $5MM by 2028
I will reach $5MM by 2028
>You will reach $5MM by 2028

How do I profit from American agricultural collapse?

>tfw I realized yesterday I could have unironically retired if I had just sold my bitshit in October
>tfw I want to kms everyday because I'm sick of waging
>tfw I have to wait for this gay retarded nigger market to go back up to escape the wagie cagie
Goddamn I'm so stupid falling for the hodl meme. I'm ngmi, it's OVER.

bangs edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Charts/Screeners/Data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://finviz.com
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com

>Live Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg

>Options:
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com
https://bad-dragon.com

>Previously on /smg/:

What careers do trust fund kids go into? Some seem to just be "advisors" at their dad's company or whatever.

Seems like a lot of them have fake jobs set up by their parents and they just travel around and go to concerts.

REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com

>REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com

REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com

>REQUIRED READING: bbbwhy.com

>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022

>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022

>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022

>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022

>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023

>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a

>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities

>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that is shared by BBBYQ, proving BBBYQ is not a simple liquidation

BBBYQ(DK-Butterfly-1), BBBY(OverStock) and GME are going to be restructuring in some way. Both GME's and BBBY's warrants are a dead giveaway.

Last time on /BBBYQ/:

As always:
>sneed paid stock bashers

Now what?

I'm receiving pic related, another 20k that was in his bank account, and an unknown amount coming from his pension and life insurance.

I've never had more than a couple thousand dollars to my name before. Already paid off my credit card debt, plan on taking care of my student loans (~30k) and buying a reasonable used car to last me (~25k)

But then what? How do I make this last?
Not interested in crypto, metals, or boomerstock advice, but if you have other financial advice to turn this into something that can maintain a comfortable lifestyle, id love to hear it. I don't want to waste his money.

My current job is barely over minimum wage, for reference.

Is Tesla about to be the first big growth company sliding back to being unprofitable?
What is their way out?

>https://www.macrotrends.net/stocks/charts/TSLA/tesla/net-income

are you in?

ahh geeez dood

Is 350k in retirement accounts at 30 enough to coast on by until retirement age?

is polkadot dead? will it ever see 10 dollars again?

>Sell in may and go away
ok, but what if it goes up

>24 years old warehouse wagie
>go to work
>go to gym after (hit 2 plate bench milestone a long while ago, lean af, get mired)
>come home, cook, meditate, read, sleep
>minimalist and don't really spend a dime on shit, live with parents rent-free
>no friends, no online friends, no girlfriend, no masturbation, no socializing, no unnecessary spending, no parties, no drugs/alcohol, no fashion, no fastfood/junk, nothing
>have 130k saved up so far, 100k of that invested
So I'm planning to stack up every single penny of my paycheck and I reckon I'd have 300k-500k by 30 years old. I kinda just wanna NEET and chill at my moms basement while my money works for me in the background, then in 10 years time when the 300k becomes a mill I can fully retire with autonomy. I plan on continuing mastering myself without having to adroitly balance a full-time job. I've also transcended most normans in mental and physical acuity so it's quite literally impossible to interact with them in any meaningful capacity; my fulfillment is independent of their proximity. I'm already at the point of my spirituality where indulging in lust has serious palpable physical drawbacks and lethargy (and it's not placebo, I've experimented). So even when I retire there won't be any exorbitant expenses attributed to marriage, kids, travelling, etc.. Also gonna shave my head so no barber. Aside from mastering my ninjutsu when I NEET, as a pass time I'll stick to old vidya / ROM hacks for mastery purposes, so no splurge on ultra normie triple A titles and new consoles/PCs. Can I pull it off?

No home equity or mortgage. Is it over for me?

My job doesn't pay enough. I get paid £70k and it's not enough to live a decent lifestyle or escape beta male loser status.

My rented apartment is small. I use public transport instead of a car. Going on holidays wipes out 3 months of savings. I live next door to a family on benefits that is being housed at taxpayer (e.g. my) expense. They likely have fake disabilities and they have a fancy car that is likely paid from their benefits.

I live in a big city and have no social circle. All meet up groups are filled with old people and giganormies. I'm too ugly to get any dating app matches, so now I know for a fact that every single woman sees me as subhuman shit in every interaction.

It's so fucking insulting to have to walk into an office every weekday while wearing a suit and larping like it's the 1950s and I'm an accepted member of society. I have the level of acceptance that a hobo would've had in the 1950s.

What is the endgame here?

>let me help you, wagie