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Attention: This is not a drill.
Binance just launched their own memecoin, Jotud. Check the video on Binance’s official Twitter.

Last year Binance dropped a “test” memecoin, and that random coin pumped to a $500M market cap.
Now we’ve got a second chance, Jotud.

You’re early. Don’t sleep on this.

I must insert my penis inside pussy today. It is a wills.

Where is all the money going to come from that people say will make this bull run the biggest of all time?

>bought the top AGAIN
why does this keep happening to me? why is God so cruel to me?

someone just got added to ripple's swell conference with top billing

https://ripple.com/events/swell/speakers/

Or are you stagnating?

What are ((((they)))) waiting for?

I'm either gonna be DCA ing into...

Boomer rocks (Gold)

Child porn tokens (XMR)

or

To Infinity and Beyond (BTC)

Which one would y'all put your money into at the moment? DCA of about $300 - 500 per month.

Gold might have less gains than the other 2, but I can cash out here easily and get paid in cash. Don't have to worry about taxes.

XMR might have explosive gains when CBDC drops. But cashing out will be difficult.

BTC will probably have good gains, but will have to cash out on an exchange and pay the Gov taxes.

What do 4 chan?

Pic related cause I'm gonna buy her with my gains.

WTFWTF

I haven't had a headache since I quit work

I'm obsessed with her on IG. How do I go about hooking up with her IRL?

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Bros what the fuck is this piece of shit doing?
I can't comprehend what the problem is.
Why can't it at least follow SOL???
It never pumps. EVER

>working with central banks, governments, and major companies to bring them onchain chainlinked

what do you mean it's dumping aaaaaaaaaaaAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaa

What are some economic thinkers that aren't just paid stooges of the City of London, the Fed and Wall Street?

Why dont you have a million dollars by 30?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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BTC

I hava a idea that could potentially be big bucks but idk how this works. Basically I have acess to a smaller investment firms investment models that show good growth year to year. The company is average size. Worth about half a billion from my calculations. They serve many high value clients. Could I potentially sell the investment models to other companies? If so how much and if anyone in the finance industry could give some input that would be great. Its not illegal bc I dont work there and I didn't ever so I never signed anything. It is a sleazy thing however.

day 283 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil

will crypto ATH's be bullish for pokemon singles/slabs?

ya'll Pything? purple showers for everyone daddy

take a sippy sip

Every pullback is an opportunity

Do governments sell bonds in order to gain money or do they get money from banks instantly and pay off the debt with the money they get from bonds?

>work job
>event
>pass wisdom to kid who also went to my college
>"you'll be ok"

pic unrelated

can someone explain how this coin keeps going up in value even when nobody is buying it? its always green in my phantom. only got $0.02 in it but its the only one that constantly refreshes, is it worth putting more money into?

I'm not gay or anything but I think I would kiss him if he were stood in front of me looking like that, you know? Anyone else feeling that way?

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Recommend a crypto that I can turn 5k into 50k in a month

You ever wonder where the money comes from? Pepe barely has $1M in on chain trading volume, but in the near future at the peak it will probably reach a billion in a single day. Where does all that money come from?

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https://data.chain.link/feeds?categories=Equity

Desperation pump.

XRP

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Why do I get a strong feeling that she wants to fuck me? Should I trust my intuition bros? What if I'm wrong?

slow and steady wins the race

we held and now we’ll be rich. Drink of our moneyed semen you no-pussy-getting-ass Bear FagZ

If you had 500 dollars would you go Cardano or Hedera?

>You buy
>It dumps
>You sell
>It pumps

HAS ANYONE SET OUT TO STUDY THIS PHENOMENA?!

It's like a function built into the fabric of mother fucking space time. How is it PREDICTABLY SO that the moment you buy the market will do the exact opposite of what you want. SPECIFICALLY THE MOMENT YOU, yes YOU, no matter how INSIGNIFICANT you are to the fucking market, the economy, the fucking COSMOS. Somehow the collective consciousness aligns to conspire against you.

All of us have the exact same fucking experience. How? Everything should point towards that being impossible. If 1 anon is buying and another is selling, does it cancel each other out? Nope, somehow both anons experience the opposite of what would benefit them, even if they made opposite choices.

We should have a fucking experiment. One anon makes a buy that would benefit him, and the other a sell that would benefit them on the same asset and see how the fucking market will behave. Or it's all solipsistic. I am the only real thing in reality, the only observer, and only MY decision is ultimately opposed by god.

> politicians discuss about VAT in my country
> one only wants to lower it for certain products
> other one wants to remove it entierly
> "NOOO, you can't DO THAT"
> "If you do that the economy will collapse"
give it to me straight /biz/

just how fucking fake is our economy if it requires a billion arbitrary modifiers to function?

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SOL is almost back at ATH and literally no one is talking about it.

30 years old, virgin. $273,000 in cash in my bank account. 20k in a mutual fund, $6,200 in gambling winnings, $3,900 in crypto.

What would you do? Genuinely I don’t know what to do with any of it. I’d need at least $2.8 million after taxes to retire.

I will not survive if I end up having daughters. I give up at the first sign of arguing and have vowed to never hit my kids.

I let a woman completely destroy me and I didn’t even fuck her.

Would anyone here want to do a 30 day dopamine detox to turn our lives around? We would cut out bad habits and work on making money for 30 days and hold each other accountable.

literally all you have to do rn, to ''make it'' is to buy some dogstock

In this moment I am euphoric

how is the watch market? Some Jewish NYC jeweler gets recommended to me on my youtube shorts and they seem to flip watches for 3k profit easily a day

>75% of this board still believe in “cycles”
What part of “this time is different” don’t you understand? Pic unrelated

ITS A KITTY AND ITS WORTHLESS

america.fun

Eric Trump is in. USD1 QUALITY ONLY launchpad on Solana.
Easily $500m

I'm assuming most linkies either bought the covid top or got greedy and didn't sell.
Is that why they shit up this board 24/7?
Even shitcoin jeets aren't this annoying, we get it you hold heavy bags of internet funny money now stfu

you’re gonna miss out another 100x…. aren’t you squidward

Do you prefer the LLM bots on X or the pajeet shitcoin bots on /biz/?

My dad is a partner in a relatively succesful local finance firm but I'm really fucking bad at sales and I can feel the absolute disdain everyone there has for me even though I'm willing to do the bitch work, start at the bottom, etc. what do? i'm 35 years old and a complete failure so this is the only shot i have at building a decen life for myself

I'm starting to suspect you aren't all actually 23 year old millionaires

I currently have around $200k cash. What are some ways to invest this money for the highest ROI? I'm willing to put in work so it doesn't need to be completely hands off. No crypto/stocks I'm not a sheep and not looking to get pwned by insider info and hedge fund market manipulation.

How do I fuck her?

Why do I get a feeling she thinks I'm cute and wants to fuck me?

I keep buying local tops

How do they live like this?

I hold Cardano niggers

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Rate my gf.

No presale, no VC, no insiders dumping on you – just pure community degeneracy.

We’re early. Like sub-100k marketcap early.Think about that for a second. Imagine missing PEPE at launch, imagine fading BONK, imagine ignoring DOGE in 2013. Don’t let it happen again.
This is the coin. The one you tell stories about. The one that turns NEETs into landlords and wagies into free men.
Liquidity? BURNED.

If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’ll buy my bags later.

https://x.com/desuoneth

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Holy fuck I'm gonna coom

IT'S ALWAYS WHEN I'M NOT READY

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Odin told me in a dream that LINK will be $1000 in 6 months

NVDA with $57B of capital protecting $4T of risk.
MSTR with 18% leverage on a $71B balance sheet

people are working so hard to not understand it. Incredible.

>tfw come to the realization the only way to make it is starting a business and not investing or trading


I DONT WANT TO WORK THOUGH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO STARTING A BUSINESS IS WORSE THAN 9-5 ITS LITERALLY 24/7 NONSTOP WORKING.

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Daily closefag here.

this is what I meant the other day.
Bots and algos are officially long. hope you are too!

nice scam

WHAT DID THE CEO MEAN BY THIS??? IS GOLDEN AGE COMING
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/rh-ceo-significant-inflation-to-hit-this-year-and-gather-speed-in-2026-and-beyond-86f68282

In 2022, I did some TA on Silver...

Will dogecoin ever do anything again. I have so much money in this shit.

My 100x just got liquidated. I thought bitcoin was going up. For fuck's sake. 15% of my nw gone in seconds

> your alts go up 5%
> BITCOIN!!!!!!!!!!
> your alts dump 5%
> BBBIIIIIIITTTTCOOOINNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> your alts dump 25%
> BTC.DEEEEEEE
> your alts go to zero

Why is btc so damn annoying? Why can't it just act independently and not be such a burden on the rest of the market?

>tfw gold has beaten literally every other stock in existence this year

Does anyone have a job?I just got diagnosed with Lupus Vasculitis and have to go to the doctor pretty much every month,and I don't have anything,I will work for $1-2/hour depends on how much you value it,I have only time and the internet, I'm so tired and scared sorry

I've been away from this market for over a year. Does Kaspa still have any hope for the future?

Any blue collar chads here? What is your life like? As a blue collar worker, it is annoying because I will never be respected. I tell people I have 1.7m in my roth and I can tell they genuinely don’t care.

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Alright, lets check the seasonal chart this week. Ooh, bobo bros.....

My current job is an easy target for automation.

One thing everyone of us coped with was
>we need a human for it for responsibility
>who will take the blame for it when something fails?

But today on a business site I learned that accountants will soon vanish because
Al can already perform our core functions like bookkeeping, auditing, tax prep, and financial reporting faster, cheaper, and with fewer errors, while also offering predictive insights us humans cannot match. As businesses adopt ai accounting platforms that update in real time and governments push for fully digital compliance, the need for my profession shrinks to almost nothing. My kind and life dissolves as the machine becomes the universal ledger-keeper.

Hold me, /biz/.

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We're going up bros

I've been working on my homelab, trying to improve my skills so I can get a better paying job and buy a bunch of things for my fiance to make her happy. Everything has been mostly good, but blowjobs stopped completely and sex is almost non-existent. Anyways, whatever, I could live with it. She explained it was just all the stress and we have a lot going on in our life and it seemed understandable. Not a big deal. But while I was trying to setup privacy features for our DNS (and testing it), I glimpsed some logs that I thought were weird.. Constant Snapchat, Instagram, Messenger activity. I don't have any of those things, but she does. But I hardly ever see her using them. Anyway, it made me kind of suspicious so I started charting the logs until I couldn't take it anymore and on September 9 I told her "You've been acting kind of weird". I regretted it, tried to drop it, made explanations when she insisted on an answer... When she was unhappy with all my answers (e.g. no blowjobs...) I finally relented and said sometimes I wonder about her phone usage. She quickly put me at ease, and a bit later was like "Want to look?" but I refused. Now she leaves her iPad laying around... I couldnt resist. It was like an obvious trap. Checked storage cache. Messenger and Instagram were like 24MB combined... Not aligned with the usage pattern I'd been seeing in DNS.

Is my mapping accurate? I've started up PCAP as well, but she caught on. Also, she allowed me sex for first time in weeks last night.

pic related is just morning queries. She gets up earlier than me. but there were other suspicious spikes of activity whenever i was out, in the shower, or when she was in the bath, and so on. (cont)

I'm new to crypto training

Thinking about getting into some light day trading, just to test the waters. I want to be fully educated before I go for a dip, though. What are some tried and true learning materials that explain the ins and outs of trading?
>inb4 gambling
>inb4 90% of people lose money
I'm aware, that's why I'd like to educate myself first.

Give it to me straight, is the adoption of Chainlink services by institutions going to drive token demand? I feel like this is the big unanswered question. All this usage by institutions is meaningless to us if they don't lead to token demand by these institutions and related entities.

Name for this pattern?

>he took me to kleros court

move aside, peasants.

Buy solid post quantum project or regret later

Should i buy this here or is it fucked