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>Build Paypal
>Build Tesla
>Build Solar City
>Build The Boring Company
>Build X
>Build xAI
>Build SpaceX
>Got Trump elected
And people still doubt him..

Day 1743 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

This is how you get rich

It's gonna dump big time soon right?

threw in everything for elon lets hope its not a rug pull

buckle up.

I had an interview with a CEO of a succesful company for career advice and he told me that if I want to land good job opportunities I have to build automatic machines.

If you owned 1000 XRP and the Clarity Act was signed, would you make it?

This spot is the cry of 1 million musk hating Redditors getting short squeezed

>Tesla makes $3.9B/year, and the amount goes down year after year, yet has a 1.5T market cap
>SpaceX literally loses money and its claim to future profit is Grok, a cash-burning AI model that is losing to GPT and Claude
>Twitter is breakeven at best
What's going on here? Are white boomers just throwing money at him because they don't like seeing Indians, Chinese and Jews running shit in tech? This is the only explanation for the Elon Musk phenomenon I can make any sense of.

It's just that easy

Fuddies are seething right this very moment

When will you start listening to these people for business advice? They own an up and coming business that's sure to be the next big thing!

Got denied a job driving semi trucks because I had a DUI 3 years ago.

This is fucking BS. I served my time, repaid my debt to society, now I'm trying to lift myself up by bootstraps and this is how I'm repaid? I went from houseless to paying my way through CDL school ($7k btw) while getting discriminated against for my past.

Then to top it off some autistic scammer became a trillionaire today. Looks like we have to update the dictionary. That fag never worked two jobs while in school like me.

The poverty tax is real.

LINKbros...the price...

Elon Musk will be bankrupt by the end of the year

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Remember the classic Wall Street rule: "When the shoeshine boy gives you stock tips, it's time to sell."Fast forward to today, June 12, 2026.SpaceX goes public (ticker: SPCX) as the largest IPO in human history.The absolute pinnacle of "shoeshine boy" indicators unfolds before our eyes.

Look at the massive retail mania.Brokers are literally bending over backward to push high-risk equity onto everyday people.

Fidelity casually drops its early SpaceX asset requirement by 99.996%.Went from a $500,000 balance requirement down to a measly $2,000 just so anyone can buy in.

Everyday normies who have never read a balance sheet are getting allocations.SpaceX targets a massive 20% to 30% retail allocation just to feed the public frenzy.

Your wealth tells me how good your genetics are. If I see you driving around in a Civic, I pretty much know for a fact that your genes are mid.

>Never bet against Musk
>If anybody can do it it's him

So we're looking at the biggest bubble of all time, right? Something so big, it's gonna obliterate the coming decades and erase entire countries, right?

How can I survive this with my funny paper monies? I don't want to buy precious metals because I have nowhere truly safe to hide it

>mogged by a shitty TV company
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Where did Elon's trillions come from? $2.2 trillion in market cap just materialized out of thin air in one day, and nothing else sold off to counterbalance it. Can someone explain this to me?

If my SpaceX stock tanks, I will use the government to make YOU bail me out. Cope.

It sure is nice browsing this blue board in public with porn ads.

How the FUCK are you broke when a ketamine and twitter addict has $1,200,000,000,000???

AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING
1k eoy

fucking piece of shit $166 stablecoin piece of white african trash

Why are people acting like the valuation is insane? They're the #1 launch provider and it's not even close.

People who understand the technology think it could be 5-10 years for private competition to catch up.

A foid I went to a tinder date with admitted that she only cared about looks, height and body
Notice how she never mentioned finances

Hi I just purchased space x. I have one share and it is my first stock. Does this mean I own part of the company ? Like I can use the restroom there and stuff? Of course obviously I can’t get in a rocket but I should be able to enter the building since i own a piece of space x or vote on stuff. How does it work?

>If you didn't have enough sense to get a high paying career and/or your parents aren't rich, you shouldn't expect to ever have your own house.

How do you, someone who will never be able to afford a house in a desirable area, reply without sounding mad?

Thanks for contributing your hard earned to the IPO, been wanting some exit liquidity for a while now.

You were never going to 'make it' with this one . . just like all the others. I'll see you Monday morning 06:00 am sharp, wagie.

While you were on 4chan in the 2010s posting frog and tendies memes like some unemployed geek, Elon was out in the real world building up real companies.

He deserves what he has. He deserves to be a trillionaire.

Remember when they gave everyone access to mortgages. Now they gave everyone access to tokens

Tesla is losing profit every year

Spacex has never made a profit.

Musk is worth 1 trillion

What the fuck is going on here?

We dont have to choose between a bunch of billioniares to worship, or some religios leaders of some gay ass religions, there are to many
elon musk set worshipping apart, now he is the only trillioniare in this world
there is no other, there may be other gods out there or not
but we know for a fact, there is only 1 trillionaire
now we can worship the one and only
lets bow down peasants

It is 22.35 BST, Friday...and the market is CLOSED

I shorted this fucking nigger stock and I'm being rewarded for doing so. Stay poor, fags. Stop worshiping Gazillionaires.

My strategic Bitcoin reserve now holds 0.233 BTC

Is sending thank you emails after an interview and following up every week until I get a response as important as my schools career services makes it sound?

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous

I panic solded before the market closed. Am I fucked

If you put $1000 into Etherium in 2020, you could have $1000 right now. Say thank you.

What tardmoney doesn't get:
The raw materials needed to build the next generation of AI datacenters depends on chinese exports to build the waffers needed to manufacture the different components needed. And guess what, as predicted, China is already rugpulling certain chokepoints.
Guess what China already banned and still went up 1000%+. Exactly. Get the fuck out and put your funny money into Bitcoin while you are still green.

MY LIFE STYLE - DETERMINES MY DEATH STYLE

>Pump before earnings reports in 2 months
>Rugpull
>Pump before next earnings report
>Rugpull

So, how much is this worth?

How can i invest in guns appreciating in value without buying actual guns?

is uni worth in the big 26

How is he so powerful ? is it chess or sucking dick

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How much student loan debt is too much? How do you anons deal with debt for grad school, and just general grad school financing.
I went full ride to a private university in the northeast, and am looking into law schools. There is one school (T-30) I'd like to attend but it will be $98,000 a year, the top 25% make $215,000 base (supposedly), and 13-15% a year place into BigLaw.
On the flip side I got a full ride to a T-100 school, and half off at a T-50 school. Both are okay, much harder to place into BigLaw though and neither are where I'd like to practice (Caliwali) but are close.
WWYD?
Also general grad school financing and whether its worth it. Plus any lawyers (or law students) ITT who can share their opinions. Thanks.

How's that small business coming along

If you look at the catalog the most populated generals are:
>XRP
Same price as 2017. Thats 9 whole years. These skizoids are still producing the most retarded conspiracy theories ever seen by humanity
>GME
Its 2026. Its been more than 5 years, stock is down 80% since, documentaries about the event have come and go, and these delusional retards are still discussing this.

Then you have the link people who are cockolds holding a shitcoin thats down 80% since 2021 (thats half a decade).
If you add the cost of opportunity of missing out on the AI run + inflation, these people are down tremendously.
Why do these people have such a hard time moving on? I know sunk cost fallacy is real, but this is on a whole other level. I would have killed myself years ago if i was in their place, this is just sad at this point.

I made a thread earlier today about MrBeast doing a livestream to rub everyone's face into his recently 500M subs. The livestream has a live chat enable where people spam their flags. To my surprise, only shitskin flags were spammed: India (by a lot), Bangladesh, Nepal, Nigeria, etc. No western flag. On that thread I made a comment about being it the reason for his sub room temperature IQ content being so popular. After all, shitskins outnumber Whites 10 to 1. In that thread, a anon made a comment that is a direct consequence of the browning of the Internet since the mid 2010s.

I've pondered on this fact, and in the light of the current ridiculous valuation of SpaceX, it all made sense to me. For those Millennial boomers like me and older, have you notice how since the mid 2010s, market valuation everywhere started NOT to make sense anymore? Bitcoin, prediction markets, overvalued hyped meme stocks, P/E over fucking 100 and the like. That's the fucking reason. Niggers, jeets, chinks and beaners using international aid money in order to play Gordon Gekko on the markets. Internet access practically turns your gooning room into a trading floor the like that would make a 1980s trader envious. With such low IQ brown goyim flooding the Internet, it wasn't long since everything went to shit online. That's also why any decent looking White girl with round firm knockers can make a killing on OF. She's pocketing millions of thirsty simping streetshitters. Bobs and vagene as we say.

When you think about it, the government uses taxes to collect your pay check, then gives that hard earned money to kikes in pissrael for "defence" and to caca-colored mongroids as international aid. Then the latter uses the money to enrich tech jews and terminally online sluts. There's literally a pipeline from the pockets of White men, to the pockets of the most wealthy jews out there, without you having any say on it.

I went all-in SpaceX at $175

Or are we truly in a new clown world paradigm of eternal mumu?

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allocation filled edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous

With the SpaceX IPO
Elon Musk
is the first person to surpass J.D. Rockefeller as the richest private citizen ever. However, adjusted for over 100 years of inflation, Rockefeller earned about $2 billion per year in real income. Musk earns nothing. What a difference a bubble makes.

I hope everyone who’s actually holding and didn’t dump on IPO loses at least half their money in the next few months. -5b in profit worth 2 trillion dollars? Fuck you

Oh my god I am having the stinkiest diarrhea right now

Professional money loser here. Go all in on SPCX.

Buy space exploration technologies company stock BUY BUY BUY

I've done my part.

Initially I was going to say post your SpaceX profits here to see if anyone actually manages to make money from it, but just post literally any profits here, new or old.

I got preallocated shares. Now what?

Trump memecoin is a better buy than SpaceX

>28%
that's it? that's the fucking spacex everyone has been hyping about?

>ITS GONNA PUMP SO MUCH $2000 EOY I LOVE ELON MUSK AND H1B JEETS
>ITS GONNA DUMP SO MUCH ON RETAIL BIGGEST CRASH IN HISTORY
>*crabs*
Boooooooooooooring

These are the parts of finance that truly matter. Tell us about your arrangements.

>I am a million billion trillionair-
>BAM BAM BAM
>STAB STAB STAB
W-WHY AM I DYING I AM RICH AND HAVE MONEY ROCKETS CARS AIEEEEEE
P-PLEASE SIRE SAVE M-
>BAM BAM BAM
NOOOO WHY IS MONEY USELESS WHY WHY WHY WAAAAH PLEASE SIR
I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHIN-
>STAB HIS KIDS
AAAAAAH MY KIDDIES MY BLOODLINE WHY WHY
PLEASE SIR THE TRILLION MONEY
ACK

it took me 1 year for my etf to go up the same amount that SpaceX did in less than a day

>ipo
>$2.21T MktCap
>twice the market cap of Tesla

>buys elon's exit scam at the top of the ai top

trillionare edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous

why don't we just artificially recreate gme and amc short squeezes over and over again? I obviously don't understand trading at all, but why couldn't we just find some other heavily shorted company and just all buy it, wtf about gme and amc was so special that it can't be replicated with some other shitty company?

I love inflation, Musk is really a 500 billionaire.

What's the best put to buy on spaceX?

SpaceX lost 5 billion in 2025

Yass!

Every pullback is an opportunity

Is we flipping TSMC

No comment

>In the UK your direction in life is permanently fixed based on a decision you made at 16 which was influenced by a decision you made at 14
>If you leave the UK there is absolutely no way around this in order to transition to a different field
What a laughably retarded system this country has.

>DUDE JUST BUY A HOUSE LMAO
what if your corrupt local government approves several AI data centers and they get built 100 feet away from your house? why would i want to risk this?
>THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
it's happening all over the US.

HONESTLY? HE DESERVES IT! GO ELON!

elon edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars:
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

>Previous

Is private equity next generation's bitcoin?
Bitcoin died after 17 years of run so i guess private equity is the big thing next.
What should I buy next that'll do what spacex did on IPO?

How do you turn 1 million into 1 trillion?

Trillionaire? No, quadrillionaire.

We have liftoff.

>Multiple Space nigger X threads
>Moonboys cheerleading as if the stock is the second coming of Christ.
>You're stupid not going all in for the easiest flip in your life!
>New Paradigm!!!
You already know what's about to happen next if you've been here long enough.

Has anyone here ever won the lottery? I don't know anyone in real life who has ever won more than a few quid on it. Is it a scam? This thread applies to to specifically the main national lottery in your country btw not just some local one.

Should have believed in Elon
It's projected to go more higher then $200 today

MARS MISSION IS A COMPLETE SCAM.

IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SUSTAIN HUMAN LIFE ON MARS.

IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN.

IT'S A CASH GRAB.

I boughted SpaceSex at $166 a share.
We're all gonna make it.

good, good. now that billions of dollars have been successfully extracted from retail retards, next week the fed will announce surprise rate hikes and destroy all markets.

ITS ALREADY CRASHING