4chan /biz/ Catalog

I'm assuming you heard the news so now might be a good time to sell your crypto.

They already have had cameras everywhere anyway. Now they're using them to adjust pricing. Are you a white male millennial in your peak spending years? Be prepared to pay the tax.

Plus tip.

Only .99 btc to go

Sigh

What dipperino are we slurping today? I'm personally interested in BTC and BNB

lost .4 eth yesterday

I win, I win, I win! No one beats the Pig!

just easily 5x it into 500k and then 2x that into 1 mil.

>portfolio is down 3.25%

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO PAY MY RENT NOW! REEEEEEE

I never have nearly enough time to catch the bottom these days and alts are getting turbo rekt on top of that. It's not fair.

Laugh at altbaggies thread

HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

I sold my LINK tokens today. If LINK pumps tomorrow, remember the faggot OP who sacrificed himself for you after 3 years of bagholding.

i wanna fuck crypto mommy's fat white pussy

Amerifat /biz/lets cannot into arowana breeding.
$300,000 for a fish and they cannot touch them.

Wow, I can’t believe Israel carried out acts of war against Iran with the blessing from the United States. Surely there will be no repercussions. I think now is a good time to buy some Tesla and Netflix stock!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

HE SOLD BECAUSE SOME GOAT FUCKERS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD ATTACK EACH OTHER
SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS EVERY WEEK


AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Do you think we'll get multiple rate cuts this year?

is this a happening?

Is $270k a lot of money? Feels like that amount can't even buy a dog house in NY.

Even during the start of WWIII and nationwide race riots. Nine straight days GREEN

How do they do it? How can Microcels cope?

>bears (good guys, smart money) get one hour of organic price action
>bulls go on a nonstop buying spree for the next 15 hours

WE ARE BACK

What will you enjoy when you make it with Timeleap after June 23rd’s mainnet launch?
>my steak lunch for today, will buy all the steaks with my funds

I hate the Federal Reserve.
I hate attractive women.
I hate shit government shilled food.

End the Fed.

>31
>make $55k a year doing some bullshit email job that AI will replace in a few years
>$150k in investments
Is this really my peak?

Crude oil is mooning

Reminder: You sell those alts you've been holding, we get altseason the next day

This is fine chat, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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Look @ THE SERG's death gaze.
He knows that soon when Link tokens are worth $1000+ each he will be a multi-trillionaire,
but for now he has to pretend bozos like Saylor are anywhere near his level.
This makes me want to purchase another Link token.

Last years big bailout by the Chinese government bought them a year. Things are going south again.

nice alt season bro HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Whenever bitcoin "analysts" start talking about 1 million dollar BTC it is usually the signal to exit.

>over 30
>went back to school
>horrifically miscalculated required savings
>only have 1-2 months left of funds in shitcoins to dump before I hit $0

Is worth the loss of face to ask a parent for a loan at this age? I've been interviewing for jobs, but I'm a foreigner, so I can't just walk into a McDonald's for a job. I have some potential opportunities opening up next month, but I'll probably be in the red before I get my a paycheck.

I tried beating the house with leveraged trading and memecoins gambles out of desperation, but I've always been shit at both and I still am. I lost $500+ and I know I'll probably lose the rest of my funds if I keep trying.

Are you selling in October even if we don't get a blow-off top to precede it?

More like the 'in two weeks season'

How much money have you lost from trading

What are some good businesses you can start? Assuming moderately high IQ and willing to learn. I'm in the UK, 24M. Got a couple of k's but nothing more. Got a wagie job.

Some anon mentioned creating chatbots for businesses, so begging for any more gems of wisdom anons. Please. I just want to make it.

AND I'M FREE
FREE FALLIN'
YEAH I'M FREE
FREE FALLIN'

Literally nothing matters. If you are socially inept, you can't make it. I have a friend who started at the bottom and bullshitted his way into a corporate project manager look-busy-job without prior experience and now makes $450K per year filling in spreadsheets and manages entire departments. Didn't do any MBA or whatever. He doesn't stutter, has clear skin and is very charismatic. Literally the "firm handshake" meme personified.

Meanwhile I did my best in school, work as an autistic programmer and make barely $100K. Even if you're smart, it's no guarantee to make it and you can still get outplayed by someone who has statpadded EQ over IQ

One of the biggest hidden issues with western economies, is that we fucked up our labor balance. We used to have plenty of people available to work at restauarants, hotels, farms, factories, trades, because we didn't effectively outlaw (or villify) having 14-18 year olds work, and we didn't force 70% of 18-25 year olds to waste time at forever school so they could work at paper pushers inc.

Everything made sense. Dummies dropped out of school after 8th grade (now they waste 4 more years of their time and public resources getting babysat in remedial/retard HS classes), and entered the workforce. Midwits got their HS diploma and then went straight into the workforce. Smarties went to college and then smart jobs. This provided an acceptable amount of retard low skill laborers, midwit mid skill laborers, and smart white collar workers.

Instead now we force dummies to get their HS diploma and then community college. We force midwits to waste endless years in college on a meme degree racking up debt. And we water down the university experience of smarties by forcing them to suffer the midwits and retards rather than it being a hyper competitive elite space.

We should have WAY more available workers for low and mid skill hands on work. We should have WAY less corporate workers. We fucked up our natural balance and then imported the 3rd world in to make up for the short fall.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA imagine losing to i see pee

I lost all hope but still holding...
anyone else?

Why would anyone YOLO into SSO over VGT when it replicates the concentrated tech exposure and outperforms in growth, without the laggards, has a much cheaper ER, and there's no volatility decay?

37 subnets in 33 countries. Good luck destroying all of that shit especially the ones in South Latin America and South Africa.

Imagine begin an EHTcuck!

Any anons know which stocks to buy/long or short to profit from israel attacking iran? I wanna profit off of kikes bombardinf brown people

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>housing market gonna crash
>2 more weeks
>just sold my house for asking price after one day

remember
nothing ever happens

ICP community 100% deserves to act elitist. What exactly are we fucking competing against? ICP's only competition is AWS and Google. All these other blockchains are underneath us. TAO is garbage with no dev activity, it's inferior tech, what the fuck did they build? Does TAO even have chain fusion? What the fuck are we even comparing ICP to? NEAR is even worse than TAO. Hello? Are average investors fucking nuts? People are investing in meme coins instead of real utility tokens.

HOLY SHIT, SOME SHITTERS ARE BOMBING SOME OTHER SHITTERS BETTER SELL MY BITCOIN FOR SOME REASON

Why aren't you buying gold mining stocks?
A multi year giga bull market is just getting started.
/pmg/ is too stupid to actually buy mining stocks because they're retards that think the entire world is going to end and the only thing that will have any value will be silver coins
/cmmg/ buys gold mining stocks but they're stuck on /bant/ due to laziness, elitism and routine

The rest of /biz/ has no fucking clue of the opportunity that awaits.
I'm already up 2x.

ICP should easily be #1, TAO hasn't made shit.

>billionaires should end poverty and fix my life

meanwhile 50% of Americans buy lottery tickets and scratchers.

AMERICANS ARE WAKING UP
THE PUMP HAS STOPPED

all my bank account gone. What is my life

how do i earn money in germany?

They started Iran Israel war to suppress LINK
When the fuck does it end?

Do I open a short or a long? Jesuschrist, Americans are about to wake up, just tell me what to do.

Why didn't bitcoin go up overnight? I thought it was touted as a store of value in times of trouble. I guess only gold is that.

Alt season was starting yesterday, let me check my portfolio

gooooood morning. what another wonderful day to laugh at stupid stinkies! ahahhah fuck chainlink

Crypto genius or just a pretty face?

feel like im too late for schizo, don't have faith in spx or apu, hold some bapu may buy current dip or go all in m2

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

No comment

What exactly makes Keeta better than other layer-1's and is there any milestones reached for mainstream adoption they are talking of or is it all speculation? Sell me the reason why to hold this long term (other than Eric Schmidt and TPS).

20x short opened on eth.
30x short opened on btc.
Once panicans wake up and see news of ww3 we will dump to 0. Easy fucking money.. we are so fucking early bros.
fuck captcha

>wake up
>open portfolio

>Bitcoin dips by -2%
>altcoins crash by -10%

when will shitcoiners learn?

Just move your manufacturing to the us. Its not that hard.

We are going so much lower. Gold is all you should be holding at this point.

WHY THE FUCK IS NOT UNDER 100K WE ARE AT THE VERGE OF WW3 WHAT MORE DO WE NEED TO CRASH BUTTCORN?!!!!

kek what a turd coin

Alright /biz/, need some quick, non-retarded advice.

I'm a digital nomad, US citizen but live abroad full-time. Got a couple EU passports too.

When signing up for exchanges (Binance, Bybit, etc.), should I use my US passport or a foreign one?

My main questions:

1. If I use a foreign passport/residency for KYC, does this actually help with anything, or just create a future problem?
2. How does this affect US taxes? IRS is gonna find out anyway through FATCA, right? Does using a foreign ID just make me look more suspicious?
3. If I use my Portuguese ID, will Portugal try to tax me even if I'm only there for a few months?
4. Is being a "tax resident of nowhere" a real thing or just a larp?

Trying to figure out the optimal play here so I don't get a surprise visit from the taxman in multiple countries.

What are you guys doing?

Coinbase charged me £4.87 for buying some crypto and sending it to my wallet, WTAF???

Who the fuck knows what is going to happen in the next 2 days?
It looks like next Monday is going to be a bloody benchod bastard day.

what is this pattern called and do i go long or short

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF GMEKEKS

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>I must sell my imaginary internet funny money then!

No comment

What a waste of time crypto has been. 8 years down the drain. My emotions becoming dysregulated, my idea of money becoming warped. What a clusterfuck. I'll never forgive myself for this.

Deniro joker talk show.jpg

So here's the deal, frens... I live in a country where anyone can buy any medicine without a prescription EASILY (Paraguay)

I've always been a loser, a 26 yo virgin and I live with my parents isolated in the bedroom. I am trying my luck in college entrance exams in two months for the first time and this could be the last chance to change my life. (parents are tired of my failure. i understand them but i just have no motivation, force, anything to just study. my brain chemistry is fucked ith the plus that the problem is that I'm incredibly poor lol
I want to change it , so
I'm asking any anon who can help, for a "donation" of around 100 USD, so I can buy two boxes of Vyvanse and bet my last chances on studying like a psycho and getting into a decent course, making my father proud for the 1st time in life, having access to women, leave home, and become a man. etc., in other words, changing my life forever.

I'm going to post my wallets below so they don't get caught in the spam filter. You can donate any amount. and i am grateful for any amount. If I can get less than 100, I'll buy Ritalin (cheaper). its my last chance. thank you anons

>not even 10% dip
Fuck you

>zombie creates a shitcoin called hug to spread positivity in radix community
>works his ass of for 2 years without rugging
>shitcoin pumps but radix constantly dumps due to team dumping
>therefore shitcoin dumps too
>zombie takes a loan on a lending platform with his shitcoin treasury as collateral
>zombie getting divorced and has fucked up financial situation IRL
>zombie goes to dump some of his own hug
>checks lending platform, there's still plenty of margin
>dumps
>checks lending platform again
>zombie has been liquidated
>zombie panics, realizes he rugged a coin, sells all and disappears
>couple days later he makes X space called "this is goodbye"
>blames Piers(CEO of RDX - core radix developer)
>liquidation on lending platform turned out to be UI bug
>after the space zombie kills himself

You can listen to his goodbye letter on X, handle is zombieXRD

Stinkiest black friday market crash edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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crypto legend and financial analyst Bitboy aka Ben Armstrong lays down the basics on what is a better price oracle to use. Is it LINK or Pyth?

Big takeaways from watching this think tank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Va1bBA_AQ

Is getting hacked just a rite of passage? How can I be 100% sure that I'm safe?

>ww3 just started
>mumus are still delusional enough to hold
>some of them are even BUYING, totally convinced that everything is fine and they're getting a nice discount

Why does the west fear a new economic order with India at the wheel?

When is it decision time on chainlink?

All his rapid fire bullish news, there's only so long that we wait on positive price action.

August? And if it's not at least $35 we all sell?

Imagine not buying the hell out of this dipperino.

New copium just dropped: https://ethdigitaloil.com/

>some world-destabilizing shit happens
>bitcoin dumps
>gold pumps

I hope, for the umpteenth time, that this will make you realize how unreliable crypto will be as a "hedge" when shit *really* hits the fan.
The narrative is a lie. It doesn't protect against anything, it's not an alternative to the system. It's a vehicle for gambling, a leveraged Nasdaq, and that's all it has ever been.

>every trade I take mostly ends in a negative pnl due to some bullshit with politics/news/fud

I'm honestly tired. I've been watching charts for years, I understand the basics, market structure, trendlines, time-frames, orderblocks, fvgs, risk management BLA BLA fucking bla buy the bottom sell the top.

Yet every fucking trade I take mostly ends in a retrace. I am tired brothers. Any advice? Maybe I should lock myself to the H4 at a minimum.

Nuclear jewsa cccp cold war fears? Ohnoes the big bad Nukes just flew over my house? They are predictable like hell, my bet was a ww3 trump tweet, but they just literally bombed down Iran....
I mean okay br Jews are accumulating eth like no tomorrow, but guys, bombing down your goatfucker neighbours just for Larry's little stacking? C'mon!

Market open predictions?
Future seems to be fubar. Will Americans buy the dip or will they sell again?

isn't it strange how literally almost every single day there's a new black swan happening?

>NEW TARIFFS
next day
>HOLY SHIT ELON JUST CALLED TRUMP A PEDO!!
next day
>OMG CHINA BANS CRYPTO!!!
next day
>HOREEE FUCK ATOMIC WAR JUST STARTED

every. single. day. what the FUCK is up with this reality? I just want to play video games and eat banana smoothies without worrying myself sick about my future. Do the jews really hate the common man this much?