4chan /biz/ Catalog

BRAPGAS edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

How can AI make crypto useful?

>I worked hard enough to become a doctor and now i get to help people at work while i earn a handsome wage and have enough money to enjoy a good lifestyle with long vacations, i enjoy respect from other people and get more women than i have time or sexual energy to enjoy. So yeah hard work does give you a nice very enjoyable life.

Why do loser adult men think people respect them because of their job? It is always doctors and engineers who have this thinking? Like the only people that care about your job are other working class plebs.

How can I make some money from home? Spoonfeed me please, I know nothing

>Finally earn decent money
>Everything is pumped to the tits

When is the stock market going to crash to oblivion? It's literally 10 years overdue.

when will people stop equating Republicans with good economy? Trump and his minions killed that part of the party

The Dip edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous

It's that time of that day of that week of that month of that year of this life on this planet gentlemen

SELL

I just shat myself because I'm too obese to get to the toilet in time. What are the repercussions on the global stock market?

Looks like price discovered it didn't want to be anywhere near 70k

The first Corporate War has begun...

https://www.nbcnews.com/pop-culture/pop-culture-news/mcdonalds-burger-king-beef-ceos-viral-video-rcna261689

https://x.com/Wendys/status/2029290891425529996

DANCE, WAGIE!

My lil bitcoin stock doin some

They used to be so smug and cocky last year with their price predictions

OH NO NO NO HAHAGAHAHAHAHA

Come here bobos. Bulltrap is finished, Bitcoin will never be over 70k ever again after today.

Shouldn't higher oil prices mean higher energy prices, which means bitcoin mining is more expensive which would cause it to moon?

How true is this anons? Is Venezuelan oil unusable

Is Trump either doing 4d chess by tricking market or did he think oil would easily replace supply shortages from Middle East

HOLD

I live a half hour away from former pornstar Kelly Wells. Do you think I could fuck her if I paid her a lot of money and asked her nicely?

I will forever feel like I'm not enough despite doing so well. That voice in your head never leaves no matter what you do.

WhatsApp Giveaway!

Send a message to this number: *+598 93 563 749*

The *first person who sends a message and then calls the number* will receive a prize!

Be quick — only the first person wins!

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

kek baggies

How fucked are we?

Is there any chance the oil crisis could cause supply chain issues and panic buying like we saw during COVID? Should I be going long on pasta and toilet paper?

>he fell for the "war is bullish for Bitcoin" meme

STRAIT CLOSED DUE TO AIDS

No comment

He expects btc to dump 70 to 90% from ATH.

No comment

No comment

Once they realize Iran is winning the war from a strategic perspective, equities will reprice 10% lower

VIX will be in the 40s by Monday open

Payment Abstraction V2 Audit by CodeArena dropped

Don't let seething plebbit shake you out on the next big pump. Tesla will be one of the biggest gainers in 2026

If anal sex is cringe why is she smiling?

thoughts on elon being this close to the first trillionaire?

this amount of wealth is insane god damn

What does this shit even do??? Why does it have the best chart in crypto? It's like it always outperforms ffs

Every pullback is an opportunity

No comment

all other cryptos are doomed because nobody cares about them besides as an investment opportunity to get more fiat out of it later. modern bitcoin is honest about this fact and that's why it hasn't and won't crash. it's just gold with actual forced scarcity and volatility cranked up.

how the hell do small businesses handle delinquent customers? over half of my customers haven't paid

What are the nose sliding today and more importantly wen 10k eth?

Im thinking of diversifying towards India more with my stocks. Is the nifty fifty a good idea?

On a scale of 1-10 just how unhinged is she IRL?

https://x.com/WhiteHouse/status/2029741548791853331
Is this bullish for defense stocks? How many basedlenials can we recruit

Good idea to buy puts on the S&P 500 right now? I'm thinking of getting some for two weeks out

>scheduled to take £4000 out of my long term savings account last week, to be received this week, so I could finally buy gold
>it mooned over the weekend

BANKS HAVE REJECTED THE WHITE HOUSE PROPOSAL ON THE CLARITY ACT

If crude oil stays above 70 for 30 days, CPI goes up 0.6% on top of what is is now, so it would most likely be 3.2-3.4% in the report

What happens when market has to price in rate HIKES?

No comment

Is it even worth trying to make it in crypto anymore?
Feel like I missed all the good plays. Every time I buy something it dumps.
What are you guys watching right now?

There Can Be Only One.

Trump says he has no time limits on war


And your not selling?

I've got a few hundred k saved. How can I leverage this to never really need to work again? Supposedly if you're smart you can do this by playing the stocks/commodities/crypto markets

Have you structured your business in a clever way? Please share.

I went to the work bathroom on a call and I forgot to mute and I took a piss and 100 people heard me pissing.
How can I profit from this?

There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about hooking up with her without making it cringe and giving her the ick? I'm 35 years old btw.

buyer's market edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous

how is it i can shart chainlink?

Day 1655 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Where are we (gold and silver)? I'm thinking complacency-anxiety.

Copper futures > physical silver

Google and every AI keeps telling me to max out my Roth, but I’m not convinced.

I have about 150k in my brokerage and 50k in my Roth. I have 22 years to save.
Why would I have 7k a year into my Roth when I can dump 15k into a brokerage? Why would I split it up? I’d just wind up with a smaller amount, even after the 15% capital gains tax.

But all the research I do just screams at me to max out my Roth. I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.

QE is coming back, but this time bigger

Is it rational to invest in Hawk Tuah coin now that she's back and crime is legal?

I have no plan and no skills.

What's with all the snails on da 'log?

do i have to be an expert in whatever field i start my business in? what if i am just good at talking to people but have no skills

I want to start a business

the truth...

Notice how nobody is talking about how claude can now code in cobol meaning ibm lost its moat and how Chainlink will new very easily capture the entire usa, eu and chinese interop market by eoy? If this isnt price suppression idk what it.

No comment

I miss the 2018-2019 bear market bros

The only way for the US to return to a laissez-fare free market capitalist system is to abandon the US dollar and instead adopt a nationalized currency.

is ww3 really about to start? or is it just a meme? i don't want to die for some fag named benjamin

How do you realistically sell crypto without getting fucked by taxes?

Just realized bitcoins and other cryptos are literally just numbers on a screen

No comment

I got $15k cash liquid, I just need to make day plays that go up 5% or 10% a day once a week to keep myself satisfied

If I bet on blue chip stocks listed on the nasdaq, what’s wrong with this strategy? How hard is it to actualize?

>lots of people wanted to buy crypto just one day ago
>nobody wants to buy now

what changed? don't say the price of oil.

Competing for a promotion is a humiliation ritual.

Does successful trading require a mathematical model or can I simply browse /biz/pol/ and arbitrage normie cognitive dissonance?
Risk management is still important, you have to decide if you're going for position size or big percent gain.
It seems like everyone else is obsessed with options credit spreads or gambling when they'd be better served with traditional stocks and etfs.
An obvious example now is oil, even people late to the trade got theirs.

Kek

And that's a nothingburger

>biggest oil shock since 1973
>literally the worst case economic scenario
>he STILL hasn't sold
Some people just want to lose money.

No comment

Eich scammed us I just hope we get back to 20c so I can dump this shit

Does hard work pay off? How hard should you work if you want to make it?

day 359 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil

151 singles going up crazy this week, you got any?

Is food a good investment right now?

I’m thinking

20 lb rice
10 lb beans/lentils
10 cans meat
10 cans vegetables
6 cans soup/chili
2 jars peanut butter
2 bottles cooking oil
1 large container oats

Thank me later.

Day 4 of snailposting every day until JASMY is at $1

How are you finding ways to be frugal and save money? What are some things in your life that you are willing to pay up for?

>Shopping reduced sections at the grocery store to buy meat to freeze. Got ground beef at just over $4 a pound yesterday.
>Gardening and growing fruit and vegetables using reclaimed seeds from last years harvest and/or saving seeds from the market. You can basically grow an entire garden for next to nothing if you start from seeds.
>Composting so I never need to buy soil.
>Scraping aluminum cans and picking up cans I see while I go for walks (incentivizing walks and keeping your neighborhood clean).
>Using tools and licenses from work. I am a tech wagie so use it for computer accessories and cheap M365 subscriptions, etc. I know blue collar wagies who bring home thousands of dollars in copper and other metals every year.
>We have only one vehicle in our family. Better to not have a vehicle at all but for us this is the bare necessity.
> Bikemaxxing and riding my bike everywhere I can in my town for everyday errands instead of driving.
>Librarymaxxing. I never buy books and I read a lot of them. If my wife would let me I'd cancel all subscription streaming services and purely use the library for dvd's and blurays. I think they even have vidya if that's your thing.
>Thriftmaxxing.
>Only drink coffee from home and aside from coffee, tea and water.
>If warm or sunny, hang dry all laundry.
>Use apps for fast food to get best deal.
>Pirate software.
>Buy as often as possible on FBM and lowball boomers and yuppies.
>Bought a small home built in the 70s that was somewhat of a fixer-upper but is close to everything in my small town so I can walk or bike everywhere.

What went so horribly wrong?

Day 231 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Bye bye rate cuts

Day 3 of snailposting every day until JASMY is at $1

The US has 10 days to clear the strait of Hormuz or global markets will crash (not a hyperbole)

At first, markets brushed off the conflict as another 12 day war. However, realization is setting in that Iran is actually capable of deterring passage through the Hormuz strait by 90%.

The problem is that every day that goes on is the equivalent of shutting off 10+ billion barrels of oil every single day. As storage becomes full, producers are forced to shut in production, which takes 2 weeks to restart. Thankfully, most of the world is fine for 1-2 weeks without gulf oil. After that, problems begin.

Oil will reprice a geopolitical premium and $100 is LOW for the magnitude of production shutdown.

What happens: bond yields will roar to new highs as a huge wave of inflation begins. All rate cut probabilities get removed, and you will see the traditional end of the business cycle, high oil prices will turn growth into recession for most economies. None of this is priced in equities. And the longer it goes on, the higher likelihood of it happening.

How to end it? Trump has fallen for a Trump. There is no way to clear irans fast mountain ranges littered with AD and missile silos, thus tankers will keep getting shot in the Hormuz strait. The only way is to put troops on the ground.

Don’t really care if you think I’m a permabear or a doomer, I’m just giving you a warning that for whatever reason, equities don’t want to price in. They don’t understand that this is an existential war for Iran, it’s not some “geopolitical dip”.

Pic is Asian jet fuel prices

Day 1654 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Why do the highest performers in life routinely take drugs? Was /biz/ wrong this entire time?