4chan /biz/ Catalog

that's it, that's the tweet

Did this charlie kurk guy just start the bull market

Anyone down for buying some nasty old 2009 boomer shares of fannie mae?
Looks like shit might finally happen if it has mortgage jews sending letters
>In further anticipation of the sale of Fannie and Freddie, Reps. Tom Suozzi and Nicole Malliotakis introduced a bipartisan bill calling for the government to dedicate as much as $250 billion received from ending the conservatorship of the GSEs to be invested in the construction of up to 3.5 million affordable housing units.

No presale, no VC, no insiders dumping on you – just pure community degeneracy.

We’re early. Like sub-100k marketcap early.Think about that for a second. Imagine missing PEPE at launch, imagine fading BONK, imagine ignoring DOGE in 2013. Don’t let it happen again.
This is the coin. The one you tell stories about. The one that turns NEETs into landlords and wagies into free men.
Liquidity? BURNED. Community? Already unhinged.

If you know, you know. If you don’t, you’ll buy my bags later.

https://x.com/desuoneth

Gold is dumping

so I was at the gas station recently with my homie and the white boi clerk was looking at me all goofy when i was talkin bout chain link, whats up with that?

No comment

Crypto is saved

No comment

Australia's most affordable housing is experiencing significantly stronger price growth than typical properties, with the bottom quartile of the market outperforming across most capital cities as government incentives and affordability constraints drive intense competition for entry-level homes.

Nationally, affordable houses (25th percentile pricing) are growing at 8.3 per cent annually compared to 8.0 per cent for typical properties, whilst affordable units are surging at 7.1 per cent versus 6.3 per cent for the broader unit market. However, the story varies dramatically across cities, with some markets showing substantial affordable premiums whilst others display no discernible difference.

My high school crush smell so good, and look nice, I can’t wait anymore.

are you losers wealthy enough to drive this? picrel might be me

Im thinking about dropshipping neck shields that has resistance to projectiles and stabbings.

Who should i market these to for profit?

>charlie kirk assassinated
>crypto pumps
what did the market mean by this?

>central banks are the main reason gold is mooning
wait what about treasuries?

its clearly gonna go up

over 11b worth of eth was just unstaked and will be dumped over the next 25 days

unfortunately i longed the top and this will probably liquidate me, but it seems like free money to short this

there is literally nothing wrong with keeping your coins on the exchanges

My Oct 3rd GOOG calls were printing today

>Wake up
>7 Charlie Kirk coins in the top 12
Late again.
Every single fucking time

So if demand for drugs or other dark net goods goes up, the price of Monero goes up?

Whereas if the supply of drugs, illicit good and dark net products goes up, the price of Monero goes down?

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc [Embed]
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E [Embed]
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE [Embed]

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Are political assassinations and civil war in USA bullish or bearish for my shitcoins? Am I still going to wagmi while blood is literally running in the steets?

What’s up retards?

Shill me on your heaviest bags. Layer 1s preferred and if you are going to shill, then please understand what you are shilling.

Which layer 1s currently have the heaviest bags from years of accumulation and missed runs that other layer 1s hit?

I do not really care much for layer 2s anymore, but if the bags are heavy enough and it has real utility, then why not?
Oracles? Lulz..
Perhaps some bridge tokens are worthwhile.

I am fairly well versed in financial markets (including crypto) and enjoy reading whitepapers or technical documents.

Which projects seem promising based off not only the whitepaper, but technical documents and have proper roadmaps to back it up? Which projects have been quietly banging out code and not hyping anything?

Let’s get a real discussion going. Biz used to be fun. Crypto used to be fun. Everything turned fake and gay.

>Niggers at the gas station started talking about "Shane Lank" again
I'm not so bullish anymore.

>Be me
>Have an extra $20k in my checking account which I'd like to earn interest on but would still like to keep semi-liquid because I have a project coming up in the next month or two.

Where should I put it, /biz/? High Yield Savings Account or USDC on Coinbase?

What are the financial implications of this?

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Just for once I want to be the guy who buys the presale and 100xes his money and blows it all on hookers, egirls and 18yo thai trannies. Is that too much to ask?

There’s still time to get in before it rugs anons

>government takes part in unprecedented money printing
>decades after the government took part in the destruction of our currency
>something is needed to sponge up all the excess dollars
>bitcoin is created by the US Government, the masters of the first fiat Global Reserve Currency
>acts like a money sink in an MMO
>allows the printers to run harder
>MMT is introduced
>Here's Why Infinite Money Printing is Actually Good For You
>10 years everyone gets to be a trillionaire
What do we do about this?

all the top coins on dexscreener are pump and dumps for dead people that cant last more than a few hours

They have 0 ambition, they do the bare minimum
It doesn't look like they want to learn from their superiors or even get promoted

wtf is wrong with them?
working with them sucks

I was watching a movie trailer the other day about a female ceo that turns out to be a alien. I read a comment about a real foid ceo. Thought someone was joking in the comments. Then I looked at the real ceo's face and my head started hurting and a bunch of other weird shit started happening. There's something to the whole "foid" thing. I need explanations! Or at least confirmation that I'm not losing it

Why are so many young men willing to fuck up their financial lives to move abroad? Is it really just for the sex?

gather around frens, for a conversation with Sergey Nazarov

GRT 2.0

how high can we go?

AVAX SISTERS
WE HAVE BROKEN OUT

Oof, there goes their savings potential.

Any other 40 yo anons here who haven't made it? What's the plan now?

How is education inflate its price so wildly? Is it normal to have to pay 100k just for a gender study? In 1980 i mean. Or it just adjust to inflation rate? 10% per year?

biz I need some ideas..
I lost my tech job partially due to automation and also due to being at least mildly autistic. I've applied for SSDI due to a combination of health and mental issues but my income will need to stay low to get approved. I've also been applying to other jobs in case I could power through it or find a supportive/wfh job but mentally I'm burnt out beyond my limits. I have a small fixer upper condo in the city that I have a sizable mortgage balance on but could probably liquidate and have 10-20k in funds all said and done. I was thinking to buy xrp or link and live in my car delivering food and keep my stuff in storage since I only have maybe 1-2k in crypto at the moment. If I do this for a year and get approved for SSDI I'll get like 18k in back pay and have paid off my cc debt, so I could then probably rent until I make it. Would it be worth living like this with a combination of camping and renting for the next few years? I'd probably aim for at least 0.1 btc, 1000 xrp and/or 1000 link in the next bear market.. right now I have unemployment but this only buys me a few months of time and I will still be using some savings during this time, so unless I find a better paying job I will be back on my previous plan of 600 a month and that's only if I find a new job making the same pay as before. I could cut my losses now and be free of the repairs, etc but I will have to make a major adjustment for this way of living. I have a few friends here and there I can hang out with on weekends and such to make things more bearable but my focus of living would be on the road or the outdoors and sometimes that can be rough for mental health, being so accessible to society at large and having no private area to retreat to..

Do you guys think this shop might be a good partner?: https://saaar.co/

>I have 800k+ in cs2 items

I used to get so salty at shitcoiners who overnight became rich, but I finally got a taste of what it feels like. It genuinely doesn't feel real, literally. I don't believe it, I see the amount in my inventory and still don't believe it. I always hear stories of people doing niche things or making weird investments and making it, I guess it's my turn after simply buying 1400+ of this sticker because I thought it looked cool when it was 40 cents. I also have 1k+ of almost every sticker in Stockholm. I'm just in disbelief. If this shit does a 10x from here, I'll be a millionaire even after paying an absurd amount of fees from cashing out via 3rd party sites. CS2 is being flooded by obscenely rich Chinese and crypto whales right now. They're hoarding items with low supply and finite creation and pumping their own shit up. It would be foolish not to jump on the opportunity to make an easy 50 grand on literally any decent looking sticker.

why did I let /biz/ and the crypto-twitter trannies convince me to buy 1000 LINK at the top yesterday instead of listening to the fuddies

Don't underestimate the power of positive thoughts.....

How many do you check?

If the American financial system is apparently held up by toothpicks and scotch tape, how does it keep chugging along? Same with the Chinese financial system, to some extent. I genuinely don't understand. The things used by the media--the figures, the indicators, whatever they may be--don't seem to amount to anything. How are things ever so slightly shit, as opposed to being totally shit by now?

For reference the last 2 frog characters by Furie went to 10b and 140m mc respectively— pepe and Hoppy

https://x.com/stars_crypto_/status/1965751833772917016?s=46


https://glubbothetoad.com/

>gish gallop

chud edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previous:

>29 yo
>NEET
>started investing 7 years ago doing shit in videogames for 0.1 ETH (was like 10 bucks) and farming csgo cases
>just hit 6 figures from all my meme investments like crypto, cs2 and pokemon cardboard
>still feel like a failure

It's over

I make 1200 dollars every 2 weeks at my min wage job.
How do I invest this 1000?
Rent expenses are only 200.

GET THE FUCK IN HERE, MARINES!!
LET ME TAKE THE TIME TO EXPLAIN THIS LATEST SERGEY INTERVIEW
>TOTAL NOTHINGBURGER
THERE, I SAVED YOU ALL 45 MINUTES OF YOUR TIME
23 BUCKS IN THE YEAR 2017+8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITKXYIisxFc

My question is why are people pushing for this now? Weren't the last three presidential elections fully consistent? Why would you need them on a blockchain if they have never been rigged?

How did you lose/gain money? I personally did not get into Pepe, Trump, AI. I really regret not getting into Trump when it was 1 cent.

Why are the French so lazy and economically illiterate? Do they understand that they literally cannot afford to keep spending as they are? France has already pushed its taxation to the limits in that further increases will actually shrink the economy and lower revenue as their previous tax hikes had, has over 50% of its GDP through government spending, has high debt, and has low growth. These combined mean that if there are not cuts and reforms, then the French welfare state will literally collapse, as in it won't just be cut but completely gone. Unable to be funded as no one will lend France money anymore. That also means there is no chance of "strategic autonomy" from the USA when you are broke, and cannot be governed due to internal divisions. And how do the French respond to these facts? They cry, and bitch, and moan, and riot because they are upset that wealth cannot just be materialized on the spot out of thin air. And they do all of this while seeking the complete, and total destruction of the USA and genocide of its people. Sad!

Every pullback is an opportunity

We gongo homress

No comment

Is Fidelity correct? And if so, when might we see 15 million?

As an incel who holds chainlink, how do I repond to this without sounding mad?

https://ripple.com/ripple-press/ripple-expands-footprint-into-spain-through-new-agreement-with-bbva/

Where can I pirate historical stock data? I have a fool-proof idea that needs testing

bihcoin sisters..

I bought bitcoin at 124k

San Francisco Police Deparment just arrested a notorious 40 year old crypto scammer and illegal immigrant called Sanjeet Nazarov. Apparently he was promoting his ponzi scheme on various social media (including 4chan) to NEETs promising them enormous returns by selling useless premined tokens.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KEK
WHAT A JEWISH BITCH

Consumer-level inflation isn't real, it's simply businesses taking advantage of dumb/lazy/poor people

No comment

Day 1492 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

you did only pick the large caps right?

Is the Eve Online Market a good training proxy for learning the basics of trading without risking real money? If not, is there any legitimate software that's used for practicing trading?

>LARP being a billionaire with chat gpt and day dream about finally starting my life

I need help bros

SEPTEMBOUNCE
UPTOBER
MOONVEMBER
DECEMBULL
GAINUARY
FEBULLARY
MEGAMARCH
APUMP
BULLAY
JUMOON
MOONGUST
Are you ready for the coming year?

When the Fed cuts rates on the 16th, we fly.

Shill me your bags.

I bought into the Klarna IPO and bought some shares expecting it to increase on debut and it actually dropped.

This marks yet another setback. I have been picking my shots well. Klarna, Bullish and Figma were all good bets, and yet I made money on none of them because of amatuer mistakes.

I did not understand Robinhood's IPO features well enough and did not buy in to the first two. Accidentally bought the top on Bullish, and consequently am down $1850-ish for the year.

I am broke so this puts me in the red. I actually owe 500 more dollars than I currently possess after borrowing money for this.

I am not going to stop trading. Actually I plan to continue to trade for my entire life until I am able to make it into a career.

Nothing in life is working out or going correctly, yet there has to be a way to project a victory and continue to succeed.

WTFWT??!?!

Looks like Litecoin is back to being friendly. Banter Wars is officially canx'd

https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fed-rate-cut-now-signals-3-inflation-is-new-2-2025-09-09/
>*shekelberg gives you a 2% """cost of living""" raise.

why is our leaf market y=x^2 right now? I've applied to like 1000 jobs and my grandma is kicking me out of her basement soon if I don't get a job..

Dell Wins Everything, edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

Previously on /smg/:

has your hubris cost you in the last 5 years? You're free to be honest in this thread

Give me 3 reasons why

Day 4 of snailposting every day until BNB is at $1000, ATH edition.

Nice "September dump".

I sync my bitcoin core, and this last transaction isn't there. What the fuck is going on here?
It's the exact amount as a previous deposit too.

Again, this doesn't show up on my bitcoin core application, and I never withdrew more than the 300$ withdrawl.
Every bitcoin blockchain lookup shows this transaction, and I never made it. Is this proof that someone hacked bitcoin?

No comment

The Infrastructure Folio

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>have 5 years of experience in my profession.
>realize that my employer is retarded and makes mistakes all the time.
>think about starting my own business because if they can get paid to make mistakes, why not me?
>look at online discussion groups related to this.
>NOOOO YOU ARE TOO INEXPERIENCED!!!
>I WORKED FOR SOMEONE ELSE FOR 25 YEARS BEFORE GOING OUT ON MY OWN
>EVEN NOW, 15 YEARS OF DOING MY OWN BUSINESS, I'M FINALLY JUST COMFORTABLE WITH IT!!!! >YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!
everyone else is a mentally retarded fuck-up so i surely cannot be worse.

Cute pump! Back down you go.

how do you even beat 60/40 portfolio? it's literally perfect and so comfy

This is the guy thats supposed to be saving our alt coins?

im a 36 year old autistic schizo neet on disability and i gamble my autismbux on trading shitcoins on axiom every week

if i streamed myself doing this, could i become a lolcow and make big money?

If you are a millionaire, where do you keep all your money? Banks have deposit limits and only insure up to 100k. So, you need ten bank accounts for a million dollars? Keep the money in stocks or crypto? But they can crash and lose all your money. I don't get it.

>hfw she hears you have a Chainlink portfolio

>tariffs bad bro you should sell
>cpi print bad bro you should sell
>inflation bad bro you should sell