4chan /biz/ Catalog

Geographic arbitrage is dead.

95% of the time. SOMETIMES however you get some fucking asswipe that won't pay an invoice and won't return your calls or answer the door (in my case it was for $600), and you obsess over it every single day for months. Then one day opportunity strikes and you see they put their house up for sale and there's a pending offer. So you waste 2 hours of your life driving to the county clerks office to file a mechanics lien against their property so they can't close, and call their real estate agent making them aware of the situation. Their real estate lawyer calls threatening a lawsuit if the deal falls through and they can't close. You ignore the voicemails. Less than 24hrs and a liter of whiskey later you get the payment via Venmo and have to go back to the county clerks office to drop the lien. Still better than working in an office I guess. In the 5 years of owning my business I've never been stiffed but have had to do this on 3 separate occasions. It's ALWAYS upper middle class retards in debt up to their eyeballs. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

>DIVERSIFY!
>don't even think about putting everything in bitcoin

Picrel be honest how long if ever till we hit $1 million

>Bear case 2038
>Base case 2032
>Bull case 2029

Is money real?

i'm just glad we're deep in the bear market. there's a comfy half ayear at least to stack those cheap sats and get set for the future.

if shit is about to hit the fan with the prices because high oil prices break things, how come:
>no preppers
>no panicians/doomsayers on the streets
>there is still toilet paper on the supermarket shelves
>commodities are pretty much up across the board (except from orange juice) but food prices remain more or less the same (the muh fertilizers thing, maybe every single
supermarket is just stocked up for weeks?)
>fuel is up a little bit and that's it
I know, the stonk market and the normies have no correlation, but at least there should be 1 person freaking out over ww3 or some bullshit going on with MSM, right? Am i missing something? Have you seen any preppers or panicians?

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spot selling since top of last cycle (69k).
basically this cycle was entirely driven by etfs and longs on btc, and thats why nobody bought alts either.

NAZAROV FLEE DI SCENE
AN WIPE OUT DI LINKMARINE CLEAN

Aptera makes up 50% of my degenfolio, and the other half is a leveraged 3x short on the airlines via JETD and a small 2x oil long via UCD.

None of you tards actually went long over the weekend did you. I was mildly concerned these idiots might make peace over the weekend, but of course they’re too stupid for that, so looks like Monday will print again.

How are you enjoying the Great Persian Rug(pull) of 2026?

WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T STOP SHORTING OIL AND GAS

Crypto is the worst thing that ever happened to me.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

golden bear run edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

Spanish cucks get the ebony jambon Edition

>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previous:

Started buying USO calls in January when it became obvious we were gonna do something stupid with Iran. Lost like $2k when the Feb calls expired but now I’m beginning to feel like I won the lotto. Could end up being a life-changing amount of money. Current plan is to hold either until end of this week or next Wednesday. After that I’m considering waiting until the oil markets stabilize and then buying a large amount of SCO.

Thank you retard Monke Drumpf

Excluding Robinhood that is.

Guys, what do you think about a club where all the useful content that is not publicly available is collected in one place? Please take a couple of minutes of your time to check it out.

is 3% really a safe withdrawal rate when you have shit like this going on?

What are the ramifications of Saylor vacuuming up 1000+ BTC/day with STRC

Mine is eine forkliften operator

Daytrading is the biggest midwit trap I wasted time on after the 2021 bull market. I should have just focused on stacking SOL at the bear market lows, was such an obvious buy too. I missed my shot at fuck you money

Crypto is finished

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

there are currently 17 threads with a snail of sorts as th e main image and 173 threads in total on /biz. the catalog isnt even 10% snail yet

PEDOCOIN WILL GO TO Z.E.R.O.

follow @LooksmaxxingLM on x
dm your sol address (no fresh wallets, minimum 1 year old with recent activity)
must hold $LmxLM (no minimum amount)
once the x account reaches 500 followers the airdrop starts
looksmaxxinglanguagemodel.com

The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.

Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in. How do you all cope?

So basically it's impossible to lose money on ETFs long-term even if a financial crisis hits, according to historical figures.
Non-leveraged crypto CFDs are just like owning crypto except you pay lower taxes.
My AI financial assistant is also advising me to invest 1200€/month on safe ETFs and 300€/month on more speculative shit like Crypto CFDs on a platform registered inside my country that enables me to benefit from the lower gains tax. While doing this I will also build an additional 500€/month "emergency" fund to buy more during large dips.
For reference I make like 2500-2800€ "surplus" money per month from my job.
Gonna be posting my lambo here in 10 years.

Every pullback is an opportunity

Palantir
>CIA/DoD for drone strikes, stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records, shipments, and locations
>stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records

kek, why not sell your cock and balls and your soul to the IRS and pharma corps?!

Who ever finances this and purchases stocks is financing their own enslavement.

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your token needs to be the one people are buying with every paycheck. thats not bitcoin, thats not chainlink, its: TAO, HYPE, ICP, ETH

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Some big baggies, my best guess is Mike Saylor team pumped up the market with billions on Day 3 of the Iran-Israel War. They likely convinced boomer shareholders the War would be over asap and Bitcoin would moon, WRONG. Now what happens? There is no hype for crypto at all right now, just a bunch of big bag holders passing it around to each other

Day 233 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Back up, chart still looks bad in case you were wondering

What the hell happened? Did you guys leak something?

Anyways, I feel like this kid dancing in the rain

why is this coin not in the top 100?

I took Reddit's financial advice and bought Cardano and now I'm 18k down

and they worship a Slavshit billionaire

See you in October. Scooping up murad memes, hyperliquid, and profitable defi protocols at the lows. This is too easy

So I've been doing transcription work for a few radiology clinics- and I noticed that I could perfect my workflow by creating a customary AI agent that understands the radiologist's dictation style and is able to dictate verbatim while understanding how to report the findings and impressions, etc etc.

I've wrote the code to set perfect conditionals and contingencies to where it's basically 99% accurate.

My boss has been so impressed with me that they are handing me 100+ MRIs a day to transcribe because of how quick my turn around time is. (They have no clue I secretly built a customary AI agent to do the work.)

I make $5 a report. With this volume I am working from home making ~500+ USD a day every day basically

Life is good bros- AI made me win

Should I develop this as an app for rads and try to sell it to them?

What does /biz/ think?

The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.

Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in.

ok so hear me out
you know how passport bros are a thing now? guys leaving the US to find wives overseas and stuff
what if we scale that up
like WAY up
>step 1: aggressively promote hot women outside the USA
>step 2: americans keep flying out and moving abroad
>step 3: dudes start sending money overseas
>step 4: dollars leave the US economy
>step 5: fewer dollars in america

so the USD becomes rarer

and if something becomes rare the price goes up

which means USD value rises

basically

Operation Dollar Drain

we weaponize simping to strengthen the dollar

think about it:

• millions of guys relocating
• billions of dollars flowing out
• US money supply domestically shrinks
• dollar scarcity = value increase

the government keeps printing money but we’re exporting the problem via international dating

global monetary policy via thirst

thoughts?

I have $50 on my savings account and I make $3 per day from surveys

https://x.com/obscicron/status/2029876561634029607
this obviously doesnt work but i keep getting this kinda shit suggested on xitter every day. i can (and any one else too at this point with ai) create a ui like that that shows green arrows and profit in real time and monetize this somehow

How long are we going to have access to cheap crypto? I need another 3–4 months to accumulate.

It's over. God candle incoming

There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about asking her out without making it cringe? I'm 35 years old btw.

If you could choose only one which one would it be?

the kikes are getting nervous

I put my GF’s dildo in my mouth sometimes

i think it's time to accept i'm never gonna make it, I can only fool myself for so many years while my body slowly wither away

yeah how's that crypto "trading" going? maybe you should just get a fucking job you degenerate retard

Day 1656 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

I've had sex with 100 Asian prostitutes at massage parlors for 5 years. What should I do now bros?

I came here thinking people would be doing deep dives and making economic models to map future earnings. I realize most people here don't even know what a PFP is let alone a factor of production or an AVC line. So most of you have never deeply studied economics and this board seems to exist as some sort of "Cult of Cope" where you live in a shared imagined reality where you are rich for buying internet tokens...

>why is the national debt so high?

Uh because if science DUH!

Indians control the money flow, are ceos of all top tech companies. They control the world!

With all the job losses, what type of work is still hiring?

probably nothing.

which is worse: to never know richness or to experience richness then lose it all

what was the worst investment you've ever made?

So from here, are we expecting a crash of every asset or what? I sold my home recently and want to get a better deal in a few years.

I have 8k leaf bucks to expend.
Do you guy's think investing in GTA 6 would be a better idea than putting it in bitcoin?
Gamer goys will certainly help me beat out inflation but will they likely be providing something like a 3 x or 4 x over the coming years from all the microtransactions if I hold long?

wait..so you really trust the government to not take your gold and silver when the liberals, who are trying to tax unrealized gains, take power over the next 3 years and the national debt continues to spiral?

lol...good luck with that.

middle east edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

Remember when crypto-twitter, e-celebs, and crypto /biz/ all thought the United States Government was going to buy billions in BTC and HODL forever??
Those were unironically good times.

Will SOL 10x this year? Staking not good enough for my baggies

Investors trumped again

People on 4chan are cockscukers who will often smugly ask "if you're so smart, why aren't you rich".

I think looking at this chart I realized why "being 2 smrt 4 u" can't make you rich. In order to "get rich" you would have already needed significant capital to invest into the market in the early-mid 2010s. This was before I had any capital of note. Basically it's the same as the boomers who are like "why didn't you just buy a cheap house in 1989 like I did?". It's a physical impossibility. We've been in a giga bull run for literally 10 years, simultaneously the job market has gotten shittier and shittier- if you're trying to get into tech jobs which used to be guaranteed 6 fiigure salaries you now get gatekept by companies trying to outsource to india.

It's just not gonna happen. You didn't have 150k to drop into bitcoin in 2015, so you're always going to be fucking poor. And there was never anything you could do about it.

>It's just going to be in a bear market that everyone knows about and then magically go back up for some reason after everyone buys the "bottom"

Betting on crypto is fucking retarded. Might as well bet on Jesus coming back on poly market, every possible bull scenario has already played out. The fucking president of the United States dropped a shitcoin. You are out of your fucking mind if you think there isn't ANYTHING bullish left.

When I was working, everyone would always ask me what I did for work while I honestly never gave a shit about other people.
Now that I am retired, I always make sure to ask people what they do for work. I also make sure to ask in a way that is very obvious I will judge them based on their answer.

Does making more money make you less chuddy?

What is it?

if you want to stack sats you might wanna do it now before the 20 mil milestone hype

He’s claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, so does that mean he’s also admitting to being a pedophile because of his links to Epstein?

why is the market impervious to terrible market conditions? War? Linkted withdrawals at BlackRock limits withdrawals due to heavy outflows?
Somehow the price barely moves on all of this and the bots just keep on spamming.

Can anyone tell me what will happen to gold and silver junior miners? I full ported a month ago now I'm panicking

is course grifting just the best method? u dont need many members if you price it at like 50 a month.. just give retarded chat gpt advice like every course grifter and spam social media with constant uploads

corecivic
northrop grumman
mastercard
coinbase
ASML
taiwan semiconductor
walmart
ebay

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Is there no point in going to college if I am incapable of networking? I can't make friends. I'm at the bottom of the social hierarchy.

>DO NOT SELL

This is Rachel Cruze, heiress to the Dave Ramsey billion dollar real estate empire

imagine all the sexy iranian bitches that are gonna start doing onlyfans now.

how do i profit? persian girls are the hottest on planet

What is this body type called?

Its going to 42 then 72.

Buying just before a V shaped recovery is more annoying to me than buying the top

The only altcoin you should hold longterm.

>Market Crash
>Leverage addicts keep trading
>buybacks
>Pumps or at least doesn't dump

It's the anti-chainlink. And they've added OIL for all the addicts out there.

anyone else in this phase? they say the first mil is the hardest. how do you get through it?

'Tis the cycle of baggies. Now a new generation of downtrodden, pathetic, and cuckish rock hoarders have been born. See you in another 30 years losers, hope you watch your hairline receding just as fast as the opportunity cost starts transforming from an ant hill into a mountain, a mountain of regret that is.

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do you think there are too many snail threads, or not enough?

What the fuck happened to Gold and Silver while I was asleep

How do you just lose 100k jobs? lmao!