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i feel the ground shaking under my webbed green feet

just got one question for stinkies: how does it feel to be sad and pathetic and dumb. sad pathetic and dumb. so sad so pathetic and so especially dumb (fuck chainlink)

What organizations are worth joining for networking? Is taking up golfing a good idea? Are there any Churches that are good for your career? Is the chamber of commerce a meme?

Will the "billionaire drives a cheap car! They wear cheap clothes! They're so thrifty and cheap, they're billionaires because they don't spend a single dime!" meme ever get recognized for the fucking retarded PR stunt that it is?
I thought Sam Bankman getting exposed after the world spent years sucking his cock for a video where he drove a Corolla and walked around in cargo shorts would put it to rest but they're still out out there and getting eaten up like nothing.

When did this even start? I feel like I haven't seen this appeal in stuff from the 80s and 90s. In fact it seems like the pendulum swung from the complete opposite.

i am demoralized. internet coins in the face of ww3 feels like the wrong place for my money to be

Whats the easiest way to borrow money? No memes like collateralize your testicles. And don't say use leverage on an exchange either.

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Be demoralized.
Look at the red candle.

Sell.

Every pop is an opportunity

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What if Satoshi started selling some of his bitcoin?
That's right

Without crypto, going forward what are the best paths to actually make income? We have AI, nobody is hiring entry level (and if they are they just hire a jeet for $2/hr), and prices just keep going up. Things like CS are oversaturated.

What's the game plan here? Seems like you pretty much have to have your own business or already have experience in some field to not live out of a mud hut.

It's always richfags gloating or some larp that still gets to me, like it cuts really really REALLY deep and makes me seethe uncontrollably. How do people on this board do it, do they make it a sport/lifestyle to find creative ways to make people feel like shit? Because all of your are doing a damn good job at it.

Anyways, yes, WAY down on my crypto folio and have been in this space since 2020. Thanks for asking, go ahead and gloat about your successes and how it was all based on your "skills" and zero luck.

ZERO

$200 is life changing money

I thought this was gonna be cyberpunk GTA but it’s cyberpunk Fallout. Y’all niggas lied to me.

>Bitcoin is not rising in price, fiat is collapsing around it.
Is it really that simple

Every pullback is an opportunity

Does it make more sense to rent out a property or sell it these days?

I bought a house for 140k in 2016 and now it's worth 350k

I figured some of you would have a better understanding of this than the average retard. My credit score basically over night went from 739 to 701, and I don’t have late payments, and nothing changed that I can think of. Wtf happened that would do this then?

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>Buy XRP on:
Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc

>Why hold XRP?
https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI
>Newfag Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc

>XRPL Guide:
https://xrpl.guide
>XRPL Explorer:
https://bithomp.com
>XRPL Richlist:
https://rich-list.info

>Latest News:
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/XRPUSD/news/?exchange=CRYPTO

>X:
https://x.com/JoelKatz
https://x.com/bgarlinghouse
https://x.com/Ripple
https://x.com/RippleXDev
https://x.com/WietseWind
https://x.com/SMQKEDQG
https://x.com/MatthewLINY

>The Myth of Market Cap:
http://galgitron.net/Post/The-Myth-of-Market-Cap---Version-2
>XRP FUD BINGO:
https://fudbingo.com
>ANTI-FUD:
https://pastebin.com/ZESsmqB8

>Lore:
https://pastebin.com/Z39w20qf
https://X.com/bearableguy123
https://x.com/FoJAk3 [Mr. Pool archives]

>Schizo Ramblings:
https://pastebin.com/YHwQrGDW

>Past /XSG/ Threads:
https://pastebin.com/pZdQbREq

>What wallet do I use?
Hot storage - Xaman, Gem Wallet, Crossmark or Bifrost
Cold storage - Paper/Metal or Ledger/D’CENT

https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI
Creamy Poobis Poobis
Poobis poopis pubic
My poobis stays pubic
My pubes stay poopis
My poop stays poob
https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI

https://youtu.be/oIiBOauHjpI
My poopy penis stays constipated pooby poopy poopis poobic

My poobis stays hardoobis $400 EOY

Now watch that poobis token soar. Already at a whopping 50k market cap and growing. Just check it out at poobistoken dutcum and worship my big smelly poobis

we are /biz/ OGs but we never lunched token before so please be nice and just buy while we sit back, relax, and CHILL! Not SHILL!

penis

Is this guy retarded?

What the fuck is Chainlink?

hopes? crushed
dreams? no more

26 year old poorfag here, how do I actually invest? My salary is 70k USD and my col is about 2k a month. Parents never taught me anything and lost the inheritance on stock gambling/debt so I'm working from scratch here.
Assuming we won't get ww3, what's the fastest way to retire at least before the age of 35 and start living off investments?
I currently have 20k cash saved.

hi im new here. should i buy chainlink?

how much money is "fuck you" money if i do not and will never have the balls to tell anyone to fuck off in real life?

I've seen the NIMIQ ad on /pol
Did any one research it?
Im kind of newbie to crypto, created wallet but didnt buy it yet
Thanks

discuss bitcoin

New ETH meme coin OWO is showing a lot of promise.
CTO so no rug pulls here, the leader of which has a large following on Twitter (100k+)
Currently in a consolidation phase during this low volume weekend.
Honestley really like the look of this. Giving me early pepe vibes.
As always do your own research but this looks like a great shout currently.

Post all the tokens that went up at least 10x and you missed out on it. The 10x can happen in a period of 1 week or 1 month. Yes this includes Solana shitcoins.

Do you think Murad's picks will do quick 2x so I could buy more Trump coins with them or I should just keep holding Trump memecoin?

Wall Street is not going to support the BTC price with WW3 starting. The digital nothings psyop is almost over.

I am so lost in crypto. The market is oversaturated. What are the crypto's to start accumulating?

What went wrong?

It's stuck

Anyone else excited for the show of American military might in DC in soon ? So excited, personally

I've started investing 3 months ago. I am currently making 500 euro per week with my 10 k capital trading options on my ibkr margin account, which is a massive income boost for my current situation.

I also have 1.5 k in btc, 200 in xrp and 200 eth. I have not made a single cent with crypto, and in fact only lose money. At this point I just dca some money every month into btc as an alternative to buying gold. I've tried gambling with shitcoins but it's a 99% chance of failure with getting rugged in literal minutes, assuming the shitcoin isn't an obvious pajeet scam. Leveraged trading? I have better returns trading forex.

Why do people pretend you can make money with crypto today? Stock market is way easier to make money .

I think my parents found out that I'm bisexual. My mother came in the room and started talking about accomplished parents with gay children out of no where. I been sleeping with my phone on lately, she might have gone through it. Should I kill myself

WTF JUST HAPPENED?

Bill Miller long weekend edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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ever since I realized I was poor and became moneypilled I have non stop anxiety and cannot relax
how do POOR people relax knowing this? they are blissfully unaware right?
I want the confidence and relxation rich people have, you know the boomers that laugh in rich on the golf track? I want that
I.
Cannot.
Relax.

Turn out the modern economy is nobody care about you, they just use you to their convenience while giving good advice. Following any advice is a losing endeavour. A person memory ability peaked at 18yo and on the way declining, a lot lesser for female, all people have very short term memory thus is easy to manipulate and fall for a same trap.

Subject: New anon-run imageboard?

Just found this small site called Moosechan. It's like an old-school 4chan clone.

No registration, no moderation hell, seems comfy.

Anyone tried it? I'm curious if it's worth shilling or just another dead board.
https://moosechan.net

Why aren't you a Goldchad?

Not a Beaubeau but this is a textbook Northern Doji on the monthly. A reversal candle.

I know that blaming others and being a victim is something only blacks do but god damn it we live in a society where onlyfans whores make more money in a month than I will make my whole life.
I see this whore who's 20 years old worth 73 million dollars and I want to shoot my fucking brains. I can't even get a lousy 3x in crypto. This society is rigged for boomers, women and chads.
I am starting to hate capitalism, like you have no idea, and I was the biggest Trump guy; voted for him 3 times, now I want communism so these whores get stripped of their wealth like my great great grandfather was in ex Kingdom of Yugoslavia.

It's not about competition and you fucking know it. The world was made for certain types of people, rest of us fucking suffer.

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Hey there, hear me out. This might actually be worth your time. Super elementary, but worth revisiting in present year. After critical threshold of hypothetical κ is achieved. The middle and lower class merge into a Lower-Middle class.

The increase in taxation and inflation that is the direct result of overly extreme government spending combined with overly extreme quantitative easing with enough time, roughly 111.5 years, US currency has lost 90% of it's value.

>You see, by 2035, the Workforce is going to be over aged and obsolete. Drones will patrol the skies with longer, lighter, battery life that uses faster, lighter, photonic computers in combination with nuclear fuel cells. Automatons will be able to work 24/7 and do self maintenance. There will be more automatons than Humans in 10 years.

It will actually just cause more cash flow so that the big players get more revenue by taking a percentage of every lower earner's income and expenditures.

More cash flow = More cash stollen from producers and consumer of necessity goods and services that have no flexible demand.

The remnants of our legal system will be gutted and used to protect the upper class and academic class.

Who wants to join me at the top of this system?
>See you there.
>Game on

If you don't own a house by 30 yngmi, right?

I'm not going to disclose my identity but I can say I work for a very large tech company which does extensive R&D. The company is valued over $100B+ dollars and I am the head of HR.

The white men are the devil, we are going to replace them one by one.

We start off by hiring the indians, they are usually smarter anyways, then the chinese and koreans, fuck we rather have blacks then these white devils.

You guys will see america lose its white race soon, and theres nothing you can do about it, we have the jews on our side and minorities are wining the tech and ai race

we will take your jobs, your families, and your dignity, its happenign slowly and the whites are too dumb to even realize it, we psyoped them into thinking to love minorities because we are oppressed, we aren't. we are pure. evil. and will KILL any white person we see, but we know thats the easy way out, so we wilkl make them suffer, historians will study this age and see how the minorities fought back and turned the whites into slaves, pathetic, slaves.

this is not larp and i am being completely serious, for whatever reason you may think not and i do really have hatred for whites, i worked all my life to work at HR for these big companies solely for this.

the stars are so perfectly lined up for the new age race.

thank you jews.

we will takeover the entire globe while the whites stay as peasants, goodbye.

WW3 right around the corner.

>be me
>try eating bugs
>mfw they’re actually top kek to eat

How do I stop brown people from airdropping me their shitcoins? I have hundreds of them and don't want to sell in case one has a malicious contract that will drain my wallet

Why did a random dead shitcoin just come back to life a year later? What was the catalyst? Why now?

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>have shit social skills, so was never able to get a high finance job after university
>currently work a boring as fuck office job
>all those people in high finance, consulting, politics, technology, STEM academia, big law, and a few other places are making huge money, changing the world, having fun
>I'm a pointless cog that, in all honesty, should be replaced by ChatGPT (inb4 the above professions should too; the point of many of those jobs is to exercise power)

>ugly male
>no gf ever, no interest from women ever

That's it. Life over. People joke about beer bellied mid-level managers living in the Midwest (or insert your country's hickzone) with 2.2 kids and going to IPA bars. But I don't even have that.

I know "smart but lazy" is a meme but either that or "brutally clearpilled yet poor and powerless" is the situation for many people.

change my mind

North Korea just fixed up and modernized a bunch of their mines including one of the worlds largest Zinc and lead mines, metal traders plan accordingly:

https://kcnawatch.org/newstream/1749803998-682871178/reconstruction-of-large-long-distance-belt-conveyor-transport-line-finished-in-dprk/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Komdok_mine

If you do any sort of metals trading you should really look into what their mining sector is doing, there is alot going on.

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I do work that includes dealing with actual millionaires, guys who have or had (usually the latter) the kind of money where they can fuck off into the sunset, tomorrow, if they so choose. The one universal thing that runs all of them into the ground is not a competitor, not debt, not failed businesses, it's marriage to a dumb fucking bitch.

Since at least some of you are going to make it, I'm telling you now: do not get married. There is the 1% woman who is sensible, submissive and will truly be kind to you. She probably goes to church and just wants to have babies. She isn't full of dumbass ideas, comes from a healthy family and doesn't have retarded "gal pals" filling her brain with bullshit. She doesn't spend a ton of time on social media, isn't a "cool" chick who acts like a man, etc. Cool.

If you haven't found that, DO NOT GET MARRIED. I know the Red Pill apsies think you can just "level up" with bodybuilding and weirdo 48 Laws of Power office politics shit, but if Brad Pitt and Tom Brady can get divorce raped, so can you, pal.

Date, have sex, but DO NOT put enter a legal contract with her unless she's exactly what I described above. She has no problem putting you in a box with a label, don't feel bad doing the same to her. If she's busted up, someone else's used goods, has big stupid ideas, a single mom, etc., the answer is no. If she has a bad relationship with Daddy, the answer is no. If she has a fucking opinion on everything, the answer is no.

Get mad at this post, I don't care. Just a PSA for the one Anon who will listen before he ruins his life. I can list half a dozen IRL examples off the top of my head of men who ruined their lives with marriage/divorce, through zero fault of their own.

>142 days and counting

>Iran bombards and kills tons of innocent people
>first though I had was if TRUMP was going to get affected by this
bros... I became the piece of shit I swore to never become

So I actually looked into icp after years of fudding it and it actually looks kind of promising

The bottom is in on my machine

I have 6 BTC.....

....worth of altcoins

One day I'll sell all my crypto except Bitcoin to start a business, if only those altcoin bastards would pump a little !

half my R&D department is now Indian. We are slowly getting fired and replaced YoY.

Everyone wants to get lucky and be early in on the newest memecoin pump, but is there any interest in being part of the team behind a project and actually working for the bags that you bought a second after release?

I have $15,000.

>Ah ah ah ah ah oh eh eh ah ah uh ah ah
>And I thought MY trades were bad

You fucked me.

I'm gonna sue Boeing.

I can't let these SUICIDE MACHINES keep destroying the society.

the secret to making a lot of money, is having a lot of money.

i need some top-tier alpha today, pls biz. whats the 10,000% runner of today?

How do i get rich with only $200 left?

why are jews always involved in cycle-ending crashes?

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Thoughts on Elon being a nano-maxi (XNO) in private?

>have a really fucking boring WFH job where I've achieved nothing for a few years
>live with parents to save money
>recently had job interviews for two other jobs and they went well and I might actually get them
>would have to move to a new city and save less and risk being fired by normies who see me up close and spergy
>would have to pay rent for a shit apartment

I'm stuck.

>Lebanese (hate-stinkies/ :} /moomin) poster
>Moroccan Adem (HAHAHAHA/THE Cuckolds of crypto/their hubris was their downfall) poster
>UncleOldfag (How does it feel/2025 vs. 2021 prices/you're poor) poster
>CapsAnon
When will they finally stop posting?

MOOOOODS

Can we please enforce a link general rule? There are ALWAYS at least a dozen link threads (shills or fuds, it's all the same) and faggots diving to the last page to bump old link threads before they die

There are still people shilling this token after 8 fucking years.

Take the L faggots

I FUCKING BOUGHTED MEMES AGAIN AND I WILL CONTINUE TO DO SO UNTIL I MAKE IT

Maybe it's just a meme

How Reddit is this board now? My guess is at least 50%.

>we've known for decades that stock market price movements are identical to the random movements of dust particles
>still you retards go on and on about technical analysis and "the chart"

Stop posting your random gay MSpaint lines, TA is for low IQ niggers only

why is it so hard for people to be honest here?
stop the bullshit about your 100k+ salaries, we know its not true as the real average is closer to 40k and people anywhere else will laugh at you if you repeat those stories about the toilet cleaners starting wage being 100k like it always is here. if every anon really made that kind of money we would have zimbabwe tier inflation

Every fucking time when things are really going well, these fuckers and their loyal slave golems ayymericans do something. EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.

Bitcoin = white people coin

altcoins = brown coded third worlder "investment"

>2021
$53
>2025
$13

is there a bigger humiliation ritual than holding this premined globohomo shitcoin?

> just bought my first house and moved in
> discovered it's only 400 meters away from a sewage treatment plant

No bad smells so far. How fucked am I bros?

ETFs are not 'institooshins buying'.
ETFs are pure destilled retail that you think 'hasn't arrived yet'

Retard

Never even got to hit 100k mcap. Dev holds 12%. Probably more in other wallets. Thinks he can just throw money at ads and vibe code a few little web apps and that’ll make the project take off on its own. Won’t attempt to market it on X where 99% of the action in crypto happens today. Makes you feel a little sorry for the pool fella. Can someone please relaunch this and give it the love and attention it deserves?

YOU WANNA FUD ME?? I BOUGHT THE TOP, I’LL BUY IT AGAIN!

How much does /biz/ keep in their war chest?
By this I mean funds that are immediately available, completely liquid and ready to go for anything at any time. If your car broke down tomorrow, or your boiler popped or a window broke this is the emergency money you'd use to get the specialist to come patch it up same-day.
What's the number?

Personally I'm thinking 5k, but that's only because I can't think of anything that can cost more than 5k immediately without giving me time to pool more resources.
Oh and pic semi-related, came up when I googled war chest.

A fat russian scammer is preventing me from doing so