4chan /biz/ Catalog

Short BTC 100x Long BTC 100x at the same time, infinite money clitch cant lose.
Thank me later

Day 5 of snailposting every day until BNB is at $1000.

>he didn't fall for the bear trap and sell his crypto to Blackrock
Feels good man.

Crypto is PAMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The moment you make Bitcoin "useful" it becomes worthless.

how much chainlink to /make it/?

*breathes in*
AHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAH!
It's OVER!

https://www.tftc.io/treasury-iexpanding-patriot-act/

Obesity rates are about to drop hard

AAAAND WE ARE BACK

>spent past two weeks doing almost nothing at work
>played so much fucking DOTA2
>feel like I'm on the verge of being found out after months of doing very little
>had meeting with manager this week
>he says the team is being dissolved in a reorganisation and I'm moving elsewhere

LOL

The volume is deflating my bastards

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/W6ndFHthsdk

Buy solana basterd!

XRP is about to be the first scam/fraud-proof blockchain, right as the ETFs and big corporate money starts flowing in. NO MORE INDIANS ON THE XRPL.

thread theme
https://youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0

Literally the only thing that matters, somehow /biz/ never talk about it..

fuck you

Every pullback is an opportunity

you are not prepared.

Penny stocks/large cap crypto/memes whatever

Format:
• What it does/is (non-buzzword)
• Why it wins (specific edge vs comps)
• Concrete catalyst + date window

$116k stablecoin

Finally, after all these years playing in the cyrpto space, I won.
Its not even a "tech analysis" and stuff. I just suddenly had an itch to buy something random. I just find a coin with stablecoin project tied in it, that is below 1M in volume. I literally just go "screw it. If its gone, its gone", and leverage it to brainless amount of x-es.

Lo and behold, it went from 0.08 to 3 bucks.
I have joined the seats of millionaire oldfags. ME, a lowly third world country /pol/fag. This is such a blessing. I hope you all join me soon anons. You will all make it!

Will the banks work as usual during WW3? My funds are safu r-right?

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BTC, ETH, Alts ALL UP!

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Personally, I’m building a mothafuckin earth ship.

‘bout fuckin’time

Please predict how the Crypto market will look like in ten years.

In ten years I will repost the thread.

>claims to accept bitcoin
>actually only accepts lightning network

Those who have dodged taxes on 7 figure of BTC in Canada how did you do it?

Setting up a foreign trust seems easy enough but how would you get that money back into the system to spend on real estate?

The Foreign Accrual Property Income rules don't seem to have any work around. I've also seen a growing number of CRA review where they ask for a list of property owned and the source of funds to purchase.

I guess you can get around this by never having anything in your name and everything in the foreign trusts name.

Anyone have any real world experience?

is everyone sidelined or what? btc is about to make a new ATH and this board is dead

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EOM
>BTC $200K
>ETH $9K
>SOL $500
>LINK $700

>Society: You must work to survive
>Me: Okay, I'll work
>Society: Sorry, we decided you're not allowed to work.
What am I supposed to do with this information?

>Make atleast 500k from crypto
>Put like 300k in QQQI
>Retire super early making around 43k a year paying almost 0 taxes

What's the hidden downside in this plan? I have around 80k in crypto right now, so I believe this is super doable.

>Bitcoin WILL go down in September

How did he get a PhD in engineering when he's stupid enough to make deterministic statements about a random walk?

is this dead

why is crypto valued at 4T if it doesn't do anything?

why are we pumping, what's happening?
is everyone pricing in 50 bps instead of 25? are we just going to megadump when it doesn't happen?
should i hook up with a 40 yo milf on sunday?

How do you diversify without leaving the Bitcoin (ticker: BTC) ecosystem?

what do you think of this strategy?
I buy $200 of each cheap stock available in the market. when a stock values 300% I sell and buy other cheap stocks

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

>ctrl+F+chainlink
>0 results
>ctrl+F+Ripple
>2 results

>coins that I fud for fun pump bigly
>coins that I hold just crabdump every day
What do you call this phenomenon?

Going all in on ETH would have been more profitable

Bitcoin is pumping

Basic Information
> https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14:0P0000044V

Bitcoin has spent half a year above 100k. Six figure Bitcoin is the new normal.

>Invested in bitcoin
>asked whether he owns any other crypto
>admits he's met with and invested in THE PLUMBING OF CRYPTO but won't say more than that
>wearing a plaid shirt during interview
>clearly was a link marine general

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Never, EVER help your parents or relatives. What you consider "help" they will see as an opportunity to try to get more money from you. They WILL fuck you over.
If you are already helping them, STOP IMMEDIATELY. Think of it 10 times, especially about the ways they will try to scam you or extort you. Take note of that and assume it WILL happen. Then just abandon the attempt at helping them. Leave them ASAP and don't look back. Just forget everything. You might have lost some time or money now, but you will end up losing a lot more in the future.
If they victimize themselves, stop giving a shit. None of their problems was your responsibility, they are not your problem and should not ever be until they are too old to manage their own lives, and even then you should pay someone else to take care of them. In fact, you were and STILL ARE their responsibility. THEY should have given you a good life, and not the reverse.

I'm posting this because I wish someone had told me something like this decades ago.

should get into the selling fake charlie kirk memorabilia game.

>charlie kirks cumsock
>charlie kirk dirty tissues
>charlie kirk used starbucks cup

Let's be real here, the only thing this token does is pay for Francisco’s alcoholism.
Kleros does nothing useful besides trick idiots into paying for some stupid kleros court or whatever. This is why only heroin addicts like vitalik keeps blabbering about it simply because it makes no sense to anyone reasonable.
He just thinks he can get eternal jury duty checks to pay for his bags of yellow powder.
If you just buy some every month, by the time it is $0 you will not care whether you bought it for 15c, 10c, 6c, 4c, 1c, whatever.
You’ll be a strung out heroin addicted alcoholic like them. There has never been a more overrvalued project in crypto and /biz/ is just incredibly retarded.

>2021
$53
>2025
$23

How do Linkies cope with the fact that their shitcoin will soon go back to $5 during the bear market?

BVLLISH

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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BLACKROCK'S SELLING
and you're holding
kek missed the top again

Week 2, added some size

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Day 1494 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

the hardest part in life is fighting off the degenerative normie mind set all the plebians and serfs are afflicting me with due to proximity and being in the trenches due to my current socioeconomic predicament
mind almost breaking down from time to time and I have to snap back to reality and realize they are not me and I have entirely different out look
It's easy to get pulled down by these fucking filthy crabs all around
It's so tiring
(this is economically related)
anyway, money

Even when it pumps +10%, Be sure it's going to be the only coin in the entire market to dump the following days when everything rips. Demoralising beyond belief.

invest in gold

Is it worth it to rent an apartment just so you can take women there?

Is anyone else all in NVIDIA? I plan to dca every paycheck for the next decade. Seems like a no brainer that AI will only get better, so might as well bet on the winning horse.

I can't take it anymore. Wen pump?

Inheritance coming in soon bros...

RIP pops

You have to be mentally deranged to believe that one day Bitcoin is going to reach 1 million per coin and even if it does that would only be a 10x from where the price is at right now.
You are NOT going to make it anymore by just buying Bitcoin.

Let's say I have 10-25k to invest next bear market, is it possible to make it in the next 5-10 years, maybe a bit longer than that? Was thinking to get some BTC, XRP and LINK during the supposed upcoming recession but have also heard everything will keep going up from here

You faggots told me this was going to be the basis for AI on-chain. Fuck you

Swiss Chads edition.

>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/(US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/(EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/(Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/(Other rare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/(US)
https://eu.compare.pm/(EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/(DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

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Do you have any strategy whatsoever for taking profit?

Is there anything safe to buy right now that will give you a good return when the rates a lowered in a week?

Without having a decent paying job of course.

The so called ''digital oil''.

$2.1M in crypto
$600k in 401k
$100k cash
Don't want to legally marry
Been working since 22 in US. I don't want to slog in tech or work for a toxic manager. Is this enough to not work or do something else part time ?

What are some things that I can do to give long term happiness?

I'm investing 50/50 on btc & s&p 500. Thoughts?

Day 34 of Roy Jay posting until the markets slither and SPOOK!

Any smart anons here that can give me a good, reasoned analysis of what they think the next few years for crypto will look like? What projects are showing signs of being successful and why?

Will money still be relevant in the upcoming age of abundance?

Hard to get excited about these prices when we've basically spent all year at these prices or slightly higher.

that's it, that's the tweet

>the stock market has tripled in the last 8 years

my shorts aren't doing very well

This feels like the last bullrun, I think that weird comet that came in the solar system is going to change everything for better or worse

>Quietly has a new ATH and moves into price discovery

That man made fun of me because I never posted on /biz/ but now he is sitting in prison with Diddy in a prison and I am posting on /biz/ to tell you that Hebrew verses are hypnotic chants sourced from Lilith herself. Haha look at you now Samuel you freak. Does he even have enough space in his jail cell to do the Macarana? He will be prison a lot longer than Richard Golden, that's for sure. And he was a glowie involved with money laundering to Ukraine too, a great example of what happens when Lilitu chants reverse themselves.
"Hmm, ah yes tell me more about your orgies in the Bahamas" Diddy says, sitting in a bunk beneath Sam Backman.

Should I sell my SOL now or will it hit ATH again?

Day 57 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

So saying mundane things about what Ford and Coca-Cola did in the 70s is enough to be considered a marketing genius?

Why are you gambling German 4th division football stocks? I know some of you retards are in this or behind this but what the fuck is going on?

So why aren't you exactly Poland maxxing?

Do you want to be poor or something?

How do I make it?

Is this plaid coded?

Made €160k this year as a 25yr old.

How do I make sure I can create generational wealth going forward.

I don’t have a single fucking friend.

I just realized that everyone that slaves in a 9-5 or some blue collar work would quit if they could make 500k just from passive income. Like it just hit me that all the people sitting in rush hour traffic or getting up at 5am would just quit their job and all the people saying
>but I love my job
>my job keeps me busy
are just coping.

>he's still participating in the scam economy
>he's not buying the most precious resource, water
Why do you think there are millions of Chinese and Indian migrants? It's because for such large landmasses, they only possess <5% of the global freshwater - it's over!

Can we all agree that Trump memecoin is gonna make some /biz/ anons rich?