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So here's the deal, frens... I live in a country where anyone can buy any medicine without a prescription EASILY (Paraguay)

I've always been a loser, a 26 yo virgin and I live with my parents isolated in the bedroom. I am trying my luck in college entrance exams in two months for the first time and this could be the last chance to change my life. (parents are tired of my failure. i understand them but i just have no motivation, force, anything to just study. my brain chemistry is fucked ith the plus that the problem is that I'm incredibly poor lol
I want to change it , so
I'm asking any anon who can help, for a "donation" of around 100 USD, so I can buy two boxes of Vyvanse and bet my last chances on studying like a psycho and getting into a decent course, making my father proud for the 1st time in life, having access to women, leave home, and become a man. etc., in other words, changing my life forever.

I'm going to post my wallets below so they don't get caught in the spam filter. You can donate any amount. and i am grateful for any amount. If I can get less than 100, I'll buy Ritalin (cheaper). its my last chance. thank you anons

>not even 10% dip
Fuck you

>zombie creates a shitcoin called hug to spread positivity in radix community
>works his ass of for 2 years without rugging
>shitcoin pumps but radix constantly dumps due to team dumping
>therefore shitcoin dumps too
>zombie takes a loan on a lending platform with his shitcoin treasury as collateral
>zombie getting divorced and has fucked up financial situation IRL
>zombie goes to dump some of his own hug
>checks lending platform, there's still plenty of margin
>dumps
>checks lending platform again
>zombie has been liquidated
>zombie panics, realizes he rugged a coin, sells all and disappears
>couple days later he makes X space called "this is goodbye"
>blames Piers(CEO of RDX - core radix developer)
>liquidation on lending platform turned out to be UI bug
>after the space zombie kills himself

You can listen to his goodbye letter on X, handle is zombieXRD

Stinkiest black friday market crash edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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crypto legend and financial analyst Bitboy aka Ben Armstrong lays down the basics on what is a better price oracle to use. Is it LINK or Pyth?

Big takeaways from watching this think tank.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7Va1bBA_AQ

Is getting hacked just a rite of passage? How can I be 100% sure that I'm safe?

>ww3 just started
>mumus are still delusional enough to hold
>some of them are even BUYING, totally convinced that everything is fine and they're getting a nice discount

Why does the west fear a new economic order with India at the wheel?

When is it decision time on chainlink?

All his rapid fire bullish news, there's only so long that we wait on positive price action.

August? And if it's not at least $35 we all sell?

Imagine not buying the hell out of this dipperino.

New copium just dropped: https://ethdigitaloil.com/

>some world-destabilizing shit happens
>bitcoin dumps
>gold pumps

I hope, for the umpteenth time, that this will make you realize how unreliable crypto will be as a "hedge" when shit *really* hits the fan.
The narrative is a lie. It doesn't protect against anything, it's not an alternative to the system. It's a vehicle for gambling, a leveraged Nasdaq, and that's all it has ever been.

>every trade I take mostly ends in a negative pnl due to some bullshit with politics/news/fud

I'm honestly tired. I've been watching charts for years, I understand the basics, market structure, trendlines, time-frames, orderblocks, fvgs, risk management BLA BLA fucking bla buy the bottom sell the top.

Yet every fucking trade I take mostly ends in a retrace. I am tired brothers. Any advice? Maybe I should lock myself to the H4 at a minimum.

Nuclear jewsa cccp cold war fears? Ohnoes the big bad Nukes just flew over my house? They are predictable like hell, my bet was a ww3 trump tweet, but they just literally bombed down Iran....
I mean okay br Jews are accumulating eth like no tomorrow, but guys, bombing down your goatfucker neighbours just for Larry's little stacking? C'mon!

Market open predictions?
Future seems to be fubar. Will Americans buy the dip or will they sell again?

isn't it strange how literally almost every single day there's a new black swan happening?

>NEW TARIFFS
next day
>HOLY SHIT ELON JUST CALLED TRUMP A PEDO!!
next day
>OMG CHINA BANS CRYPTO!!!
next day
>HOREEE FUCK ATOMIC WAR JUST STARTED

every. single. day. what the FUCK is up with this reality? I just want to play video games and eat banana smoothies without worrying myself sick about my future. Do the jews really hate the common man this much?

You think the market is a sure thing? Lol.

If you fomo in now, you may not see a return on your investment for at least 20 years...

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!

>ITT: Claim your crypto-fu

For me? Monica Long

The bull run hasn't even begun

ww3 is about to start

ladies n bulls what do you think? UVIX going up? oil prices gon go up n shiiieettt? anyone ever play with this?

Buttcoin holding strong even in the midst of ww3
Ultra bullish right now

Am I a gay retard but does it not seem like the entire market is trying to shake out link holders? (ticker: LINK)

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Hey guys… I need to be honest about something.

I’ve been lurking here for a while, learning from all of you. Crypto is the future, and I know it’s my way out but right now, I’m stuck.
My mom got really sick last year, and I had to stop working to take care of her. Bills are piling up, and even though I’m trying to study trading and maybe make a few bucks online, it’s not enough. Even in this shithole I see people making life-changing money, and I know I could do it too if I just had a little seed capital.
I’m not here to beg. I’m here to ask for a hand up, not a handout. If even one of you whales could spare a tiny fraction of what you’ve made like, the cost of a coffee in BTC it would mean everything. I’m not asking for thousands, just something to start with.

I promise if I ever make it, I’ll pay it forward. I’ll help the next guy like me.

BTC: bc1qz4hhhj4spvraaywxhurazct7rjurm3a05t9xcu

If you can’t help, no worries

The gigapump is next week, perhaps even as early as this weekend. Now is your final buying opportunity. You have been informed.

>newfaggots/zoomers don't realize oil (energy) is a required input for BTC mining.
inb4 BTC @$120,000

Another war in the middle east. Just the excuse we needed to DUMP.

It's going to be a $femboy summer

Don't miss this lads it might be your last chance to make it
X.com/femboyguys

I WAS SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT THIS RUN AND THE KIKES RUINED IT

>me sleeping soundly knowing Chainlink is immune to nuclear war

>Creates the modern financial system
>Creates bitcoin
>Creates all modern technology
>Bombs and annihilates the third world
>Helps you make money
Why do we hate israel again? Cant wait for palantir to add the new antisemitism sensor on all american phones to send turd worlders back.
Buy PLTR

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Idk what good they're for other than getting into the vip section of an airport but just for that I kinda want one

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Is getting your groceries delivered worth it compared spending 2 hours going to walmart itself taking it home?

Something always happens.

SELL EVERYTHING NOW!!!
DONT SAY I DIDNT WARN YOU.

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you got a long ways to fall there friend it's not too late to short the golden bear run.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yy_4JmGCt-Q

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>Isreal warns citizens and high officials to take immediate shelter
Shits about to go down fuck this
you need to tether up before eth hits $200 and btc bottoms out are $12k
i'm not joking, anon. This isn't russia bullying the ukraine in some grab ass war. This is iran and fucking isreal, and shits about to REALLY go down.
Fucking sell 80% of your shit coins (keep a small stack just incase) and sell the fucking eth for usdt, this is about to BLOW the fuck up and i literally mean that. Buildings are about to go boom.

i post in tg but no one tell maybe this is more a question for the IT guys or /g/, I do know a fren who can help but he currently is working in a Microsoft internship for AI. I no help him he help you but not me jealousy. my problem is the meme maker and comparable on the token website. Do any you know the require of the maximum and minimum speculations of the devices the meme maker of the poobis token webstie can be successfully opperated. My friend has number 3 phone in village but his artistic value and merit we all feel over here is being restricted do devs perhaps send iphone 8 to India and we make art for the money and team success?

I ONLY own oil stocks, oil tanker stocks, physical silver, and XRP. How fucked am I?

"Israel bombed Iran, better sell my fartcoin" says the moron.

Why do they do this?

Turns out the 60k hard cap was true

Refinancing problems go along with massive world events.

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I told you. This is 10x worse than tariffs and it can't be handwaved away. Hope you sold the top in time.

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Bobo told us in May to sell and go away. Why didn't we listen guys?

I shorted 1000 shares of MSTR and bought a bunch of Lockheed a few days ago. I trade off pure gut instinct. Kinda pissed BTC is only down 4% though wtf. Sell you fucking retards

this is it. war is declared. markets will tank. housing? oh that's gone too. oh man. finally, FINALLY i will have a chance to succeed with my hoard of silver and gold rocks. I will get to buy the dip. I will become the new tycoons of tomorrow. KNEEL BEFORE MEEEEEE

capo was right

SATOSHI NAKAMOTO NOT RESPONDING TO EMAILS FROM STAFFERS

SELL

SELL FOR YOUR LIVES

>SELL now
>Buy back after the incoming -50%
Literally free money

It’s so obvious bros. This is a complex web of deceit behind the market price of $12.99. How do we defeat this evil?

Chainlink. Scam 100%

>He longed the Bart Simpson pattern

Stay away from this scam. Chainlink

Nothing is going to happen. The market will recover soon. You will regret panic selling.

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Holy fuck bros it's still going down

Day 1406 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>Isreal did a thing
>I must sell everything

Genuinely why are people like this?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's over

https://x.com/nullpackets/status/1933308626799899129
chainlink is chosen

Thanks Jews, very cool!

Hey pal. How are your imaginary internet tokens doing?

this cant be real

>$112,000.00
whats the significance of 112 for ***THEM***?

HAHA FROM MY PERSPECTIVE LINE GOES UP. CHECKMATE BOBO

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Aaand the recession has begun. Let's enjoy this, brethren.

Reminder that now is a good time to buy before the giga run

I converted all my LINK to BTC.

.

when I wake up, everything is gonna be red
why Israel and America do this?
alt season was around the corner, ETH finally had a breakout, BTC finally hit previous ATH again, every alts was recovering, everyone who is calling alt season since Jan was excited
why can't I get rewarded for buying low for once?

Hopefully you sold by now. How much money did you make anon? Did you make it?

trust the plan

Classic buy rumor, sell the news. Strike on Iran dump started 24h ago. You ain't gonna make sweet money with shorts now.

REKT DUDE REKT DUDE YOU CAN CALL ME REKT DUDE
RED COINS RED LINES HOMELESS SHELTER I DINE
OPEN WALLET I'LL EVEN TAKE SOME DEAD MEMES
HEAR THE BOBOS LAUGHING IN MY MIND

I'M THINKING REKT DUDE REKT DUDE OO-EE-OO
I'M THINKING REKT DUDE REKT DUDE OO-EE-OO
I'M THINKING REKT DUDE REKT DUDE OO-EE-OO
I'M THINKING REKT DUDE REKT DUDE OO-EE-OO

IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOOWN
>(LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS)
IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOOWN
>(LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS)
IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOOWN
>(LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS)
IT'S SUCH A LONG WAY DOOOOOOWN
>(LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS, LOST BOYS)

Israel just nuked my alts.

How do I report a war crime?

DON'T START ANOTHER WAR YOU FUCKS
FUUUUUUUCK
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING MAKE IT

What the fuck...

I don't wanna live anymore
burgers killed the bullrun again

>load ze iran fud

Oil just went up 3%, gold rising, crypto and the spx dumping.

I just lost thousands of dollars

*buhROOOm* *buh* *buh* *buh* *buh* *buhreeeEEEEEEEEEEEE* *buh* *buh* *buh* *buh*

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Annnnd Wallah

BTC will never go above $110k again

I'm killing myself

how feasible would it be to get established in australia as a foreign young male from basically nothing? basically i want to get a passport and citizenship or at least a work visa of some kind, fly over there and start trying to work my way up to owning some land with full mineral/surface rights. the quality of said land is unimportant, actually i'd prefer it to not have any real value so the mining industry doesn't come after me. i'll decide specifically what type of business i want to make after i get closer to having the ability to purchase land.

ideally i'd like to have some type of manufacturing and/or material processing business but things change and so does my mind.

ive been trying to get a job for way too long, even minimum wage would be fine by me but unfortunately i don't have a formal education or people who can support me so thats not happening. i'm looking to sell everything i have (~70-900 usd) and move to another country. despite the gun laws, i'm thinking autralia is somehow the best pick. lemme know if you know a better place.

i'm not expecting this to be easy, or even reasonable. i'm willing to put in the effort. i literally have no education or credentials; no work experience either. how difficult would finding someone with work for me be? and how hard would it be to find a temporary place to live either for free or on loan be?