4chan /biz/ Catalog

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 05:17:07Why do I never hear about investing in water on /biz/? seems like a pretty good long-term play.
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We were promised total collapse
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 05:08:46When will the American economy completely collapse? It's a FIAT economy run with fractional reserve banking
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what coin do i buy
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 04:50:53why is everyone talking about this iran nothingburger. Have you learned nothing from the last 10 of them?
Anyways what coin is going to go up a lot

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 04:46:30I have 20K in my savings now what
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/GME/ - Double Bakers Get Reported Edition
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 04:15:14>Basic Information
>gmecac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-marketsmorningstar.co
https://gmetimelinecom (up to 2021)
>Daily reminder
bathbarons will wagmi
>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
rdditcom/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtube/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtube/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtube/I0WXg5T3cBE
>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activ
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtradercom/Trader.aspx?id=Trad
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices
>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wkipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-
https://computershared.net/?bot=drs
DRS Guide:
rddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
secgov/about/reports-publications/i
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtistener.com/recap/gov.
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-o
DD Compilation:
rddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
rddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
rddit.com/pmj9yk
Last time on /GME/:
As always:
>sneed fedfag
>sneed maxipads

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 03:57:54Will bitcoin ever have a 2022-2025 levels of growth again?
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It’s over
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 03:56:47I’m preparing for a 1970’s reboot at this point.
Gas shortages
Inflation
Higher interest rates
Slow economy
Unstable markets with high volatility.
Lost decade
It’s all lining up

So im doing dropshipping…
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 03:29:24Im going to set up multiple stores for trial and error , but Im just wondering, how many of you guys would buy or are considering buying a pillow like picrel? Im thinking of making a store where I just sell and maybe design my own bunch of pillows mouse pads canvases etc for weeb gooner stuff. Would you buy something like that? And how much would you spend on something like that?
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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 02:44:56How much do you spend on clothing and shoes per year?
Replies: 2This might be a dead board
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 02:34:07Full of shills, baggies and retards, but apparently it has still a handful of anons that know. During the outage a /biz/ thread was not just scrubed from the catalog but as well from the third party archives. No, it has nothing to do with crapto. If you have positions on robin hood, interactive broker, e-torro, schwab and god knows what other online brokers... You never owned the positions, neither did the the online broker. The money is gone
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If you're so smart /biz/
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 02:32:12Which option should i park my cash into?
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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 02:27:14>wait for market to crash or bubble to burst
>buy
Is it that easy? What's the catch?

Credit cards general
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:57:47Late 20s and never had a credit card. Should I just get a chase rise card and link it to a monthly subscription to built credit for a year then upgrade? I feel late to the goyparty please let me know
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ORANGE CHEETO FAGGOT
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:45:57FUCK BASTARD
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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:31:40i genuinely believe you have to have some kind of severe mental illness/be extremely fucked in the head in order to be a retail store manager. Every one that I have ever met barely acts like a human being. the fact that they do what they do for getting paid essentially nothing only adds to that
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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:26:54Now that the war has been officially declared over and won by the POTUS will this be the biggest green dildo pump in all of crypto history?
I presume the Hormuz straight is open or its opening will be forthright.

/BBBYQ/ - Dr Burry Edition
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:24:43>rc buys 7,780,000 shares of BBBY, and $60-$80 strike calls worth 1,670,100 shares in March 2022
>rc sells shares and calls of BBBY in august 2022
>rc has a sitdown with a famous corporate raider, Carl Icahn in october 2022
>rc offers 400 million for BBBY in December 2022
>pitchbook (best M&A software suite in the world, costing 5 figures + per year) lists BBBY(now known as BBBYQ or DK-Butterfly-1) as sold in January 2023
>one month later, February 2023 RC tweets “someone tell the government to stop shooting down my balloons”, alluding to bad actors delaying the Bed Bath m&a
>Larry cheng (who helped RC build Chewy, and is a current boardmember at GameStop, and a close personal friend to RC) went onto theppshow podcast (which is dedicated to BBBY recovery theories) 8 months after BBBY filed for chapter 11, and 2 months after shares were cancelled
>OverStock - who is the most famous company to battle illegal naked shorts, who even released a crypto dividend 5 years ago - purchased the BBBY IP, and owns 55% of the only approved blockchain entity who can issue debt instruments and securities
>OverStock - whos now traded under ticker BBBY - has issued warrants with dates that match GME's warrants, and with a CUSIP-6 that is shared by BBBYQ, proving BBBYQ is not a simple liquidation
BBBYQ(DK-Butterfly-1), BBBY(OverStock) and GME are going to be restructuring in some way. Both GME's and BBBY's warrants are a dead giveaway.
Last time on /BBBYQ/:
As always:
>sneed maxipads

Is moving away from gold as a store of value inevitable?
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:20:48If human technology advances exponentially it wont be long until it is so sophisticated acquiring any type of mineral in large quantities will be trivial. As much as bitcoin gets ragged on with quantum fud atleast there are already contingencies being drawn up to make btc wallets quantum resistant, no such contingences can ever be made for gold or silver. We can already identify asteroids with 10 quintillion dollars worth of gold, what happens when it starts being mined?
PM holders will say the most valuable use case for gold or silver is in the event of total societal collapse, currency debasement and a permanent shut down of the internet. But how much will gold even matter in a world like that? Guns, ammunition and food will ultimately become the most desirable commodities (maybe even just guns and ammo). Your gold will be worthless if you are missing one of the aforementioned three. So until then shouldn't I just stockpile bitcoin, guns, ammo and preserved food?

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:19:56What is the level of wealth where someone stops being an incel?
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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:12:27I put roughly $400k on USO puts at strike price $90 expiring march 27th.
I did xanax and blacked out and placed the trades and fell asleep. it's my entire account and my net liquidity is like $13k or something.
so hopefully oil go down a lil bit or else im gonna have a heart attack on monday. i havent eaten and I still have no appetite. i cant even post pictures of the positions (im already down a bit on them)
I wish I was kidding, I cant feel my face and I start screaming every now and then. I already had the police called on me because the neighbors got worried and I explained it to the cops and they just went quiet and wished me luck.
I tried calling the exchange but there was nothing they could do.

ADVICE NEEDED!
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:04:09/biz/ros i need your council
i'm gonna make this into a greentext to avoid a blogpost
>be wageslaving at a "sales engineer" job for the past 4.5 years
>pay is good for a 3rd world country (%80 percentile)
>job is usually low intensity with the occasional spike in headaches
>boss can be a pain in the ass during the periods of low intensity (also an annoying micromanager)
>been unsatisfied with it for a while
>already decided that this year will be my final year (was planning to resign somewhere between august and the end of the year)
>a few days ago during the period of low intensity the boss assigns me an annoying monkeywork that i previously informed that i was uncomfortable doing (legally suspicious)
>i submit my resignation on the same day
>ngl after the initial "wtf have i done" passed i was kinda relieved to earn my freedom and peace of mind (i have a lot of savings that can carry me a couple of years)
>yesterday boss sends me a warmly-worded email basically telling me that i was an essential part of the company and that he wants me to reconsider and offered me a %25 salary increase for me to stay till the end of the year
now I'm at a loss. on the one hand, staying till the end of the year was my original plan, so now i get to do that plus higher salary to further bolster my savings.
on the other hand, there are some projects i submitted proposals for that are above my skill levels in managing (boss wants me to manage them single-handedly) so if i went back in, and these projects were actually awarded i might be stuck with them and then it would be difficult to get out without burning bridges.
which decision do you think would aid me in leaving this shithole for good and migrating to the 1st world?

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 01:03:28Everyone thinks it's the pumpDOTfun of AI agents.
It's not.
pumpDOTfun is a casino for humans.
This is infrastructure for machines.
Ethereum was built for 8 billion humans.
This is being built for 1 trillion AI agents.
ETH was $5 when nobody understood it.
Right now nobody understands this.
99% of AI agents are just tools.
They die the moment a human stops paying for them.
A tool that needs a human is not autonomous.
An agent that can earn, spend and reinvest needs nobody.
That's the difference between a hammer and a living economy.
This is the economic layer that makes that possible.
$5.5M market cap.
anon figure it out.

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:52:07ITS FUCKING OVER FOR CRYPTO
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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:45:27Please discuss pic related.
> You see how undeserving or stupid these people are, yet they have everything in abundance and dont have to work because they got lucky in life or had favorable circumstances on their side.
When I make it, I will avoid poor people. Poor people have terrible attitudes.

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:34:19>crypto promises to eliminate the requirement of trust from financial markets
>Promises this will increase economic productivity and revolutionize economies
>Actually just creates the worlds most advanced unregulated trading brothel for grifters to go global
GG tech bros, you've really done it again, connecting and enabling a better world fucking kek

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Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:20:10Roger roger
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I'm a top 5% earner and I'm utterly miserable
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:00:50As long as I work, life will never not be a chore. At 29 I've been thinking about suicide weekly since I left highschool. Parents kicked me out at 18 and don't give a flying fuck. Call me names and whatever or discuss what to do about it.
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The art of saving up
Sun, 08 Mar 2026 00:00:47If I work a >£30k job for around 10 years how can I accumulate as much wealth as possible throughout the decade? Should I put all of the disposable income in the SNP500? How do I account for other things such as leisure and such?
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How high will OIL go?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 23:58:24150?
200?

/PMG/-precious metals general
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 23:57:32Is this enough to make it? edition
>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI [Open]
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A [Open]
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo [Open]
>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos [Open]
>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/
https://goldsilver.be/en/ (EU)
https://www.acheter-or-argent.fr/in
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE
>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide
>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/g
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com
>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)
>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksil
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guid
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK
>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM [Open]
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/miner
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-G
>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo [Open]
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY [Open]
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k [Open]
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.p
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 23:20:24Geographic arbitrage is dead.
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Owning a business is great...
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 22:36:5595% of the time. SOMETIMES however you get some fucking asswipe that won't pay an invoice and won't return your calls or answer the door (in my case it was for $600), and you obsess over it every single day for months. Then one day opportunity strikes and you see they put their house up for sale and there's a pending offer. So you waste 2 hours of your life driving to the county clerks office to file a mechanics lien against their property so they can't close, and call their real estate agent making them aware of the situation. Their real estate lawyer calls threatening a lawsuit if the deal falls through and they can't close. You ignore the voicemails. Less than 24hrs and a liter of whiskey later you get the payment via Venmo and have to go back to the county clerks office to drop the lien. Still better than working in an office I guess. In the 5 years of owning my business I've never been stiffed but have had to do this on 3 separate occasions. It's ALWAYS upper middle class retards in debt up to their eyeballs. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 22:04:53>DIVERSIFY!
>don't even think about putting everything in bitcoin

So how long guys?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 21:47:16Picrel be honest how long if ever till we hit $1 million
>Bear case 2038
>Base case 2032
>Bull case 2029

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 21:09:57Is money real?
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 21:01:46i'm just glad we're deep in the bear market. there's a comfy half ayear at least to stack those cheap sats and get set for the future.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:53:56if shit is about to hit the fan with the prices because high oil prices break things, how come:
>no preppers
>no panicians/doomsayers on the streets
>there is still toilet paper on the supermarket shelves
>commodities are pretty much up across the board (except from orange juice) but food prices remain more or less the same (the muh fertilizers thing, maybe every single
supermarket is just stocked up for weeks?)
>fuel is up a little bit and that's it
I know, the stonk market and the normies have no correlation, but at least there should be 1 person freaking out over ww3 or some bullshit going on with MSM, right? Am i missing something? Have you seen any preppers or panicians?

Is the Iran war bullish for Europe?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:39:44No comment
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it was a bear market the entire time
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:21:12spot selling since top of last cycle (69k).
basically this cycle was entirely driven by etfs and longs on btc, and thats why nobody bought alts either.

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:17:11NAZAROV FLEE DI SCENE
AN WIPE OUT DI LINKMARINE CLEAN

Post your weekend positions
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:09:05Aptera makes up 50% of my degenfolio, and the other half is a leveraged 3x short on the airlines via JETD and a small 2x oil long via UCD.
None of you tards actually went long over the weekend did you. I was mildly concerned these idiots might make peace over the weekend, but of course they’re too stupid for that, so looks like Monday will print again.

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:05:16How are you enjoying the Great Persian Rug(pull) of 2026?
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:05:01WHATEVER YOU DO, DON'T STOP SHORTING OIL AND GAS
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 20:03:43Crypto is the worst thing that ever happened to me.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:50:57ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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/smg/ - stock market general
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:44:02golden bear run edition
>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/
>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economi
>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/c
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloombe
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/
>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/opt
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/i
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy
https://www.earningswhispers.com/ca
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/in
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/d
>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Get
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings
>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/dri
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/te
previous smigger thread

/smg/ - stock market general
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:43:43Spanish cucks get the ebony jambon Edition
>Please leave your political posts at the door unless they involve Business or Finance.
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economi
>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/c
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloombe
>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/
>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/opt
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes
>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/i
https://finance.yahoo.com/
>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy
https://www.earningswhispers.com/ca
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/in
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/d
>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/dri
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/te
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:42:15Started buying USO calls in January when it became obvious we were gonna do something stupid with Iran. Lost like $2k when the Feb calls expired but now I’m beginning to feel like I won the lotto. Could end up being a life-changing amount of money. Current plan is to hold either until end of this week or next Wednesday. After that I’m considering waiting until the oil markets stabilize and then buying a large amount of SCO.
Thank you retard Monke Drumpf

What app do you guys use to trade?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:40:55Excluding Robinhood that is.
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My best deal
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:08:20Guys, what do you think about a club where all the useful content that is not publicly available is collected in one place? Please take a couple of minutes of your time to check it out.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 19:00:19is 3% really a safe withdrawal rate when you have shit like this going on?
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 18:55:30What are the ramifications of Saylor vacuuming up 1000+ BTC/day with STRC
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what are /biz/nessmens job occupations?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 18:34:44Mine is eine forkliften operator
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 18:31:38Daytrading is the biggest midwit trap I wasted time on after the 2021 bull market. I should have just focused on stacking SOL at the bear market lows, was such an obvious buy too. I missed my shot at fuck you money
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 18:27:03Crypto is finished
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 18:12:46OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:57:25there are currently 17 threads with a snail of sorts as th e main image and 173 threads in total on /biz. the catalog isnt even 10% snail yet
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ZERO
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:56:45PEDOCOIN WILL GO TO Z.E.R.O.
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airdrop
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:48:26follow @LooksmaxxingLM on x
dm your sol address (no fresh wallets, minimum 1 year old with recent activity)
must hold $LmxLM (no minimum amount)
once the x account reaches 500 followers the airdrop starts
looksmaxxinglanguagemodel.com

Do you all remember Chainlink's golden age?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:28:34The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.
Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in. How do you all cope?

Alright, just had a talk with ChatGPT I am a professional investor now
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:23:35So basically it's impossible to lose money on ETFs long-term even if a financial crisis hits, according to historical figures.
Non-leveraged crypto CFDs are just like owning crypto except you pay lower taxes.
My AI financial assistant is also advising me to invest 1200€/month on safe ETFs and 300€/month on more speculative shit like Crypto CFDs on a platform registered inside my country that enables me to benefit from the lower gains tax. While doing this I will also build an additional 500€/month "emergency" fund to buy more during large dips.
For reference I make like 2500-2800€ "surplus" money per month from my job.
Gonna be posting my lambo here in 10 years.

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:22:18Every pullback is an opportunity
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:17:37Palantir
>CIA/DoD for drone strikes, stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records, shipments, and locations
>stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records
kek, why not sell your cock and balls and your soul to the IRS and pharma corps?!
Who ever finances this and purchases stocks is financing their own enslavement.

Day 528 Of Bobo Rekt in Anus Posting Until BTC is at 180K
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:16:04No comment
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 17:04:45your token needs to be the one people are buying with every paycheck. thats not bitcoin, thats not chainlink, its: TAO, HYPE, ICP, ETH
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day 167 of posting rotating rat untill cheese is at 1B market cap
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:57:56No comment
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Day 330 of Trump posting till his memecoin reaches $70
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:50:17No comment
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The pump to 74k was fake as fuck
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:46:08Some big baggies, my best guess is Mike Saylor team pumped up the market with billions on Day 3 of the Iran-Israel War. They likely convinced boomer shareholders the War would be over asap and Bitcoin would moon, WRONG. Now what happens? There is no hype for crypto at all right now, just a bunch of big bag holders passing it around to each other
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:43:11Day 233 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:42:00Back up, chart still looks bad in case you were wondering
Replies: 1We're back!
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 16:39:01What the hell happened? Did you guys leak something?
Anyways, I feel like this kid dancing in the rain

Kleros
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 10:55:08why is this coin not in the top 100?
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 10:26:14I took Reddit's financial advice and bought Cardano and now I'm 18k down
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Link cuckolds have been holding bags for 9 YEARS
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 10:24:12and they worship a Slavshit billionaire
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Ben Cowen Was Right
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 09:55:06See you in October. Scooping up murad memes, hyperliquid, and profitable defi protocols at the lows. This is too easy
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I make 15k a month doing transcription work for clinics
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 09:22:32So I've been doing transcription work for a few radiology clinics- and I noticed that I could perfect my workflow by creating a customary AI agent that understands the radiologist's dictation style and is able to dictate verbatim while understanding how to report the findings and impressions, etc etc.
I've wrote the code to set perfect conditionals and contingencies to where it's basically 99% accurate.
My boss has been so impressed with me that they are handing me 100+ MRIs a day to transcribe because of how quick my turn around time is. (They have no clue I secretly built a customary AI agent to do the work.)
I make $5 a report. With this volume I am working from home making ~500+ USD a day every day basically
Life is good bros- AI made me win
Should I develop this as an app for rads and try to sell it to them?
What does /biz/ think?

Do you all remember Chainlink's golden age?
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 09:22:12The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.
Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in.

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 08:23:25ok so hear me out
you know how passport bros are a thing now? guys leaving the US to find wives overseas and stuff
what if we scale that up
like WAY up
>step 1: aggressively promote hot women outside the USA
>step 2: americans keep flying out and moving abroad
>step 3: dudes start sending money overseas
>step 4: dollars leave the US economy
>step 5: fewer dollars in america
so the USD becomes rarer
and if something becomes rare the price goes up
which means USD value rises
basically
Operation Dollar Drain
we weaponize simping to strengthen the dollar
think about it:
• millions of guys relocating
• billions of dollars flowing out
• US money supply domestically shrinks
• dollar scarcity = value increase
the government keeps printing money but we’re exporting the problem via international dating
global monetary policy via thirst
thoughts?

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 08:12:13I have $50 on my savings account and I make $3 per day from surveys
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 08:00:25https://x.com/obscicron/status/2029
this obviously doesnt work but i keep getting this kinda shit suggested on xitter every day. i can (and any one else too at this point with ai) create a ui like that that shows green arrows and profit in real time and monetize this somehow

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 07:44:26How long are we going to have access to cheap crypto? I need another 3–4 months to accumulate.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 07:30:48It's over. God candle incoming
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 07:27:25There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about asking her out without making it cringe? I'm 35 years old btw.
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HYSA vs Bond ETFs vs staked USDT
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 06:57:10If you could choose only one which one would it be?
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Blackrock is about to rug everyone
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 06:56:40the kikes are getting nervous
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 06:34:31I put my GF’s dildo in my mouth sometimes
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 06:27:53i think it's time to accept i'm never gonna make it, I can only fool myself for so many years while my body slowly wither away
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 06:11:51yeah how's that crypto "trading" going? maybe you should just get a fucking job you degenerate retard
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:33:37Day 1656 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:30:01I've had sex with 100 Asian prostitutes at massage parlors for 5 years. What should I do now bros?
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Biz fucking sucks
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:19:28I came here thinking people would be doing deep dives and making economic models to map future earnings. I realize most people here don't even know what a PFP is let alone a factor of production or an AVC line. So most of you have never deeply studied economics and this board seems to exist as some sort of "Cult of Cope" where you live in a shared imagined reality where you are rich for buying internet tokens...
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NASA money laundering scheme
Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:16:40>why is the national debt so high?
Uh because if science DUH!

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 05:06:19Indians control the money flow, are ceos of all top tech companies. They control the world!
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 04:56:19With all the job losses, what type of work is still hiring?
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 04:56:04probably nothing.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 04:17:15which is worse: to never know richness or to experience richness then lose it all
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 04:09:21what was the worst investment you've ever made?
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 04:08:26So from here, are we expecting a crash of every asset or what? I sold my home recently and want to get a better deal in a few years.
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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 03:24:24I have 8k leaf bucks to expend.
Do you guy's think investing in GTA 6 would be a better idea than putting it in bitcoin?
Gamer goys will certainly help me beat out inflation but will they likely be providing something like a 3 x or 4 x over the coming years from all the microtransactions if I hold long?

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Sat, 07 Mar 2026 03:14:11wait..so you really trust the government to not take your gold and silver when the liberals, who are trying to tax unrealized gains, take power over the next 3 years and the national debt continues to spiral?
lol...good luck with that.