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I PUT MY MONEY ON APU
I LOST EVERYTHING
I AM NEVER BUYING A SHILLED COIN FROM HERE EVER AGAIN

its time to close the charts and open halving clock

Now that the bull market is over, did you "make it"?

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>Bobos are shorting Government backed companies

LMAO, LOL

its just numbers on a screen

Nah give me a logical reason why this is dumping now.
Pro tip: you can’t.

i dont even know what an oracle is

I only own 0.489 BTC
I'm really euphoric for the crash so I can buy as much as I want at 10k

FUCKING BOTTOM YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Cryptomarines DAMAGE REPORT

Fuck.

It's over.

.

I am financially euphoric.

I now own 0.1 BTC

Every pullback is an opportunity

About to lose 100k

keep in mind this is still orderly selling. we havent even begun seeing panic selling, much less a nuke yet

a toast to good times

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH TOTAL BOBO VICTORY IM FUCKING CUMMING BITFUCK GOING BELOW 100K SOON PREPARE THAT FUCKING ASS BULLS

You want to cry, don't you?

>Chinese cashing out for Chritmas gift purchasing

It's ogre... I saw this coming

let the cryptos hit the floor
let the cryptos hit the floor
let the cryptos hit the floor
let the cryptos hit the floor

ruuuuug pulled, why for? (why for?)
can't take much more
(here we go, here we go, here we go now)

I sold. Good luck /biz/.

Getting in here marines, let’s summon the power of KEK

i brought friends

Self custody is dangerous! Long 100x ethereum now! It ll go up i promise! ;)

Government Shutdown, it keeps crashing... Genuinely not been this over in a while. Quite literally no recovering here.

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everything is gonna be ok anon ... its just money

church edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

a short story on top and bottom indicators

>privacy token on virtuals
>zero-knowledge multichain swaps
>5 million marketcap

Looks like a slow bleed out till crypto winter.

Do you agree or are you delusional?

>a fucking CHAIR

What do i do? Just wait like i have been doing?

Should I invest in bitcoin?

Capo literally predicted this all the way back in 2023

mfw when we are finally entering the bear trap on that graph that gets posted frequently in here

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CUZ IM IN TOO DEEP

AND IM TRYNA KEEP

UP ABOVE IN MY HEAD

INSTEAD OF GOIN UNDER
INSTEAD OF GOIN UNDER

What the HECK do I buying?

It's over

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this is the end of the line, linkies. if nothing significant is announced today or tomorrow, it's OVER. you LOSE. $8 inbound

why is it so damned windy all the time now?

Need money for SEA girls

Is Luxembourg an attractive place to live financially?

Wallah alt szn is starting. Don't forget to sell before March.

Now that the AI bubble is beginning to burst and will most likely lead to the destruction of the world economy, what are the chances that the Fed makes an emergency rate cut back down to 0 or even negative rates this year?

The absolute state of Michael Saylor. He got outperformed by baby boomers kek

9,900,000 cents USD waiting room

Can you Can you feel, can you feel my heart?
the hopeless?

Well, I'm begging on my knees
Can you save my bastard soul?
Will you wait for me?
I'm sorry, brothers, so sorry, lover
Forgive me, father, I love you, mother
Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel my heart?
Can you feel my heart?
I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone
I long for that feeling to not feel at all
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink
I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim
I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone
I long for that feeling to not feel at all
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink
I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim
I'm scared to get close, and I hate being alone
I long for that feeling to not feel at all
The higher I get, the lower I'll sink
I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim
Can you feel my heart?
Can you hear the silence?
Can you see the dark?
Can you fix the broken?
Can you feel, can you feel my heart?

ICP is RIGHT THERE, the only crypto that can accomodate everyting, EVERYTHING on chain.
Dom has already spoken. They will start acting like a for-profit tech startup now. They will shill ICP's superior decentralized cloud infrastructure to Google, to military and corporate entities that want a decentralized cloud service that doesn't kill their shit like AWS does.

SUI and XRP are getting into ICP's ecosystem. Coinbase is rumored to bring its entire system offchain; only either FIL or ICP could accommodate them and only ICP has the flexibility and backing of development to do so.

ICP DESERVES to be in the Top 5. Why aren't you buying?

Or will you stay with the faggots that just got liquidated and will be liquidated via a short squeeze?

Episode is the kids make a southpark shit coin to rugpull people. They get Kyle's extremely jewish cousin to create the coin and then setup a meeting with Donald JR to get Whitehouse approval before rugpulling. Normies saw this Sunday night. Also Sunday night Trump goes on 60 mins to talk about crypto and corruption for damage control. Top fucking kek

BOTTOM IS IN

apu is good
apu will win

100k is getting SLURPED! We are NOT going lower, FUCK YOU!

>start in a new team
>think things are going well
>I'm not being invited to meetings that the previous guy was invited to, but he was around for well over a year while I'm new, so it's not so bad
>think I'll have significant responsibility
>another team is merged into my own
>another guy is given the higher level responsibilities I thought I'd get and I'm relegated to lower tier bitchwork
>I'm going to have to watch this guy using the word "strategic" everyday for the next 12 months
>enthusiasm gone

I'm so tired. Everything is tiresome. People see me as unfit to do anything other than low level work. People literally look down on me and see me as lower down.

On the one hand, I don't care. Responsibility-wise, this job has always been a bust and I get paid the same.

On the other hand, I already told my manager, who works elsewhere, that I thought I'd be working on higher level stuff. So maybe he'll give me a bad review when he realises I'm not doing that.

For the day…

>If ETF net flows flip large positive (for example, +$100m+ on a day) = signals return of institutional demand.
>If OI begins rising again (after the drop) while the funding rate stays low or negative = classic sign of smart money accumulating.
>If price breaks out above a key range (defined ~$100k handle) with high volume and above derivatives & fund flow support = may signal the start of the next leg up.
>Conversely: if ETF flows keep being weak or negative + OI falls further + funding rate goes negative = could suggest a risk of further consolidation or a downside leg.

This is Bitcoin Billy and we will keep you updated with the latest intraday moves focused on the drivers behind price action. Stay tuned.

I shorted ETH at $4,900.

You really thought it was going to be different this time, didn't you?

PLEASE STOP DUMPING ON US EUROBROS!!

>don't invest more than you can afford to lose
>only hope of retirement is putting 15-25% of gross pay into a pre-tax equities investment vehicle for the next 40 years.

Do YOU have the BALLS to buy right now?

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geT out while you still can

check the price

1) Many stocks have been disconnected from fundamentals for a while now.
2) Yes, the growth rate is declining.
3) Yes, the AI CAPEX is in a bubble.
4) Yes, $NVDA is scheming to show higher revenue.
5) No, we are not early cycle, not by any stretch of the imagination.
6) No, the economy is not "strong", "resilient", "healthy", "solid", "stable", or whatever nonsense the #Fed likes to use.
7) Yes, the #recession risk is way underpriced.
8) Yes, bubbles can expand further, but no, they don't last forever.
9) No, you don't have any "superior" knowledge or skill, it's all a bubble activity.
10) No, double-digit mkt (or triple-digit AI related) performance yr after yr is not normal.
11) Yes, this means that the mkt will need to have a number of negative yrs to get to its 8%-ish LT mean.
12) No, the Fed, the government, or whoever will not be able to prevent that.

can anyone explain why i would bother holding international stock?
when the american market fails it takes the international markets with it. at least bonds serve a purpose, intl is just lower returns

>bitcoin going to $100k
>saylor is pretty much the only one left buying worthless junk
>his money are running out
I believe you are capable of adding 2 and 2 together.

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BTC will break below $90,000 by Nov 20th… below $50,000 in February

Only a select handful of coins will pump
Screen cap this

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>WE ARE THE BITCOIN MARINES AND WERE NEVER SEL-ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

i'm about to go to a grocery store that's 500m further away than where i'd normally go just to amuse myself like a poor person

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>it's because not enough marketing
>spooky outside factors
>it's because of Sergey
>bulgarians did this
>the kikes are behind it
>AAVE and Nexo are scheming to short
>Zeus Capital is to blame
>the bots are responsible
>team is sabotaging Sergeys plan
>Eric Schmidt is being sabotaged by Sergey
>donkeys are blocking the path to the Fourth Industrial Resolution
Thanks for the laughs linkies

In the last 14 months I have had 6 good calls but I didn't follow through on them.
>MSTX
18 dollar average, bought on the september 17th, projected that it would top out around earnings, dump into the election, and pop off if agent orange won. Was right. didn't make money on this.
>BABX
16 dollar average, bought on December 17th, chinese stocks looked bullish. Is up 3x since my call. Sold at 22 bucks.
>KTA
March-May
>CRCL
May-June
>Definitive
June-August
>Avantis
September

If I took advantage of these opportunities sequentially, merely placing 1000 dollars into each, I would have made nearly 50,000 dollars.

normies still have no idea that this downward trend is due to investors noticing no pullback in the amount of ai datacenters being built and the lack of planning around an ai takeover scenario. both china and the united states are racing to invent general superintelligence which will 100% wipe out humanity

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What if AI is just a cold war cover to take control of crypto mining to save the dollar.

i've just fomoed into usdt

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literally just scoop the dips, it's that easy, lmao

I'm in; AMA.
>be me
>forget to buy cheap tickets early
>fail to buy expensive tickets late
>roll up to smartcon anyway
>last chance tix @ $499
>get comped in for free $0
Either my reputation proceeds me, or this event is secretly free to latecomers.
It's packed; all three floors are full of people. Already been recognized by several fellow linkmarines present. Vibe is good.

Link Marines have no idea what they have unleashed upon themselves. Their little globohomo kike and (((WEF))) approved project will be crushed by the might of the Balkanic man until it reaches zero.

SLAVA BULGARIA

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hi

Let’s Go Bobos!!!

BTC bullrun over
ICP bullrun start

CHECKED THE SOURCE CODE FOR THE TERMS AND CONDITIONS FOR STAKING AND IT WAS LAST UPDATED TODAY
YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. YOU'RE WELCOME, MARINES.
1000 EOY!!!
https://chain.link/terms-staking

Post your face when chainlink hits 5 dollars.

Seems like it's time to buy.

If there is a large dead body yet to rise to the surface from 10/10, there will by now be large firms that can see the blurred body image underwater.

Whether Crypto or Tradfi, there are ways of identifying if large firms are struggling/hiding/mitigating/exiting.

In my former tradfi life, one way of identifying a MM in trouble is to observe their reaction to large size quotes. Risk management will be enforcing risk-reduction-only so MMs avoiding quotes that don't match their risk, or pricing two-way but one side not competitive, gives clues.
Likewise, judging interest from HFs/Pension etc on activity they would normally have interest in.
Funds often roll risk monthly or in consistent patterns - a divergence may trigger alarms if more rapid, or closing and not rolling.
MMs/Exchanges will see orders from counterparties that if examined by smart traders can be deduced to be risk-mitigating or not normal for that CP.
Collateral moves. Reduction of risky illiquid assets to liquid assets are signs of a firm dealing with its problems quietly.
Reactions to speculation in press/meetings - here CT.
Strange moves in assets/coins eg rapid closing of crowded trades, despite fundamentals.

One of the most obvious is when employees from competitor firms divulge information and ask if you're hiring.
Alternatively, a tactic used by tradfi firms in extreme market conditions is to reach out to individuals at competitors, pretending to be interested in hiring them - it's amazing what info can be gleaned.

Approaching a month after 10/10, large firms will be aware, if not completely certain. Funds will need to give transparency to LPs.
Rumors first. Leaked info. Positioning against known struggling counterparties. No risk-on until clarification. If not on-chain, CT will be last to know.

>600k few months ago
>408k right now, lower every time i refresh
>i make 25k a year post tax in europooristan
Oh my fucking god man why didn’t I just fucking SELL. How did I fuck up another cycle man legit feeling like I will continue to hold till nothing of value is left and then kill myself. I Must be fucking retarded.

Day 1542 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

>local business for sale
>send email to owner telling them im interested
>they reply back with the asking price and other stuff almost immediately
>ask to arrange a meeting to look over their books
>radio silence

I dodged a bullet here didn’t I