4chan /biz/ Catalog

Thanks for the cash, losers.

Which crypto is most likely to get me picrel types as a girlfriend? DOGE, AMP or IXEC RLC?

I HAVE PLAYED THESE GAMES BEFORE!! Don't be greedy sell now at $108,000 and walk away, whales and institutions are using you as exit liquidity today and will crash the entire market today. SELL !!! This is the top!!

Invest in stocks if you're actually interested about making money

>sell half my link stack at 10$ for babenis at 0.04 and avi at 0.004$ and tectum at 11$ and taraxa at 0.01$
Unironically fuck all of you for shilling that garbage, link did a x2.5 and the rest all did from -90% to -60%.
And of course if I had sold for xlm or xrp or other high mc shit I'd have gone up x5.
If you read this and you've ever shilled any of those shitcoins you have now been cursed, unless you post "Sorry anon for financially destroying you" your bags shall go to 0$.

WHY IS IT DUMPING THE HARDEST AGAIN?
SOLANA WOULD HAVE WENT +100%!!!!!

How does it feels to be a LINK OG and to see it go from a startup to “Mr Nazarov” on a table setting at the President’s gala?

How much an airplane pilot makes nowadays?

>never make a profit, be cursed with bad luck and be a loser all my life
>therefore buy into every crypto coin
>if i'm in the game, i will lose money, therefore everybody else also will lose

feels good to curse you all

Our lonely rolling star

Buy AI Agents, they said.

What in the fuck is happening? Between Trump promoting his shitcoin and his wife's and then pic related like... I'm so glad the "elites" have entered the game. Like they are not even trying to hide their fucking scams and every fucking time it's like "oh but i'm new to crypto i had no idea"
Anyway the next 4 years are going to be crazy

PoS enables grifters to create these scams because there is zero cost to do it.

On the other hand nobody can print more BTC without putting in the PoW.

DIE DIE DIE

Is that a perfect cup & handle on hourly?

Last night was really the last time to buy bitcoin under 100k wasn't it?

fuck cryptocurrencies.
fuck you.

SOL transfer from conbase taking over 12 hours OMFG WTF

A day ago, my friend kept telling me to invest in xrp, he kept saying that it would skyrocket on the 20th of January, because something to do with Donald Trump coming into office.

As a result of this advice I bought 1.9 xrp being valued at approx.. $10 AUD

I am still skeptical about all of this, and I understand that 10 dollars isn't a lot (that being said I am 17, so I don't exactly have a lot of money). But do you guys think that it will go up or not?

AMERIFATS WAKING UP EDITION

Why?

IK that He rugpilled, but is it still worth buying? It will 100% skyrocket on inauguration day

Trump scammed everyone with his shitcoin because people sold before I could sell my TRUMP

No comment

Ask an intelligent investor anything.

What the fuck is up with this fucking project why the fuck can't it pump

Fuck this crab dumping piece of trash coin. Going down faster than you can say double spend.

This is all happening too quickly for me, I don't know what to do...

They refused to touch Trump memes because orange man bad and they missed out on super ez gains.

HAHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTS. STAY POOR. USA USA USA USA!

If you only put $100 into trump meme coin at the right time, you would have $100,000 now. Bet you feel like a retarded faggot now huh

Do you think crypto is so popular here because it requires no actual work? I feel like half of you would be rich by now if you would just nut up and get to work on an SaaS or traditional service business.

You've been warned

Directly from your pockets to his pockets.

That's the biggest retard racket in the history of humanity.

>taken one day before Vivek was FIRED
OH NO NO NO NO SAYLOR LOWKEY LOOKS TERRIFIED

why does trump love this anti American street shitter so much?

https://x.com/AFpost/status/1881259125071573465

All the memes aside will he make WLFI tradable today ?

https://youtube.com/shorts/BpRArLKqYaM

Crypto is a fucking joke

The president elect of the USA made a meme coin that smashed records before he was even sworn in… the first coin ever made and officiated by a world leader (the most powerful world leader of all world leaders)… and you think it’s not going to absolutely annihilate any and all expectations, that it will run out of steam and crash the same day he is inaugurated instead of just spiking higher since he’s the POTUS and running the most visible advertisement campaign in all of human history?

Haha. Omegalul. Kek.

/biz/ is bizzing

i got a job in sales cold calling. got it from a buddy's friend and it pays good commission. long story short im basically selling loans.

im decently social but autistic and need a little advice on how to get ready for getting started.

I just can't win. Got 400K EUROs out of crypto and it's literally not even enough to buy a house in a city. Even if it's not the capital "normal" houses go for 500K+.

I didn't make it in time. If I had this money in 2017 I could, but everything is getting more expensive faster than I can make money.

Can it still reach $100 or more?

No comment

>2025
>There are still ETH bagholders on this board

did anyone here actually make money from TRUMP coin?

https://jmp.sh/sUQzpvtD

Living in a simulation or X is trolling us

WTFFT

What have you learned in the past 3 days?

JOIN IN ON THE CTO
cto_trumpfamily

for once anons, we have to work together. what do you notice how people conquered great lands? yeah, they worked together. so get in and lets play this out

I bought Murad coins and now I'm down 70%, my portfolio just hit a cycle low with Bitcoin trading at ATH

I want blow my brains out but guns are not legal here

>$55 rejected
It is going down isn't it.

It's going to bart, isn't it.

Today is the day your life may change forever. Trump is going balls to the wall on crypto and apparently is not done with TRUMPCOIN and MELANIA, BARRON and ERICTRUMP are on their way too, this time on ETH.

Get your ETH wallet ready (Metamask wallet for example, chrome extension), load it with eth and have it unlocked and ready, follow TRUMP, ERIC TURMP, worldliberty, watcherguru, db, etc. on twitter/X, turn notifications on and DON'T LEAVE your fucking seat. First minutes are critical for MEGA gains when they rollout the coins.

Consider preparing SOL as well (Phantom wallet, also chrome extension) in case they release something on SOL.

SHARE INFO AND TIPS IN THIS THREAD.

>One year: $30, Three years: $60
Don't worry, it's just transitory. It'll go back to $20 after four years.

How can I invest 100 K so I never have to work another day in my life. I will be using the best answer.

I'm about to open $1mn long in btc. I already have 200 calls representing $2mn notional. There's just no way this guy launches shitcoins yesterday and then today says nothing about crypto in his address. He is absolutely going to pump his own bags. You know that, I know it.
>but what if he doesn't say bitcoin is money now
Doesn't really matter does it? We're now in a spot where, for the first time, we have a permissive regulatory environment. All of crypto up to now has been pissing against the wind. This time is really different.
The president has a shitcoin. That's how permissive we're talking here. Read the room.
If this guy just says the word "bitcoin" today, we are fucking mooning, no brakes.

Celebrity memecoin hype is this cycle's NFT mania

No comment

I've no idea why I hold this shit.

>need expert advice from nerds who have a 4 monitor setup watching charts
>poorfag here
>got a 15x on trump coin
>now sitting at over $1500
>sold back to SOL as it steadily rises as for now the Trump coin is way too unpredictable
>I will NOT withdrawl and buy shit I want, but I want to continue growing this money
>do I just buy BTC from now on each month, regardless of the price?
>or do I buy XRP / ETH as there is some talks about Trump maybe pumping those? Or is this bullshit?
>once I hit $10k I'll just dump it into Tesla, Nvidia or something and be happy as it grows overtime.
>should've done all this when I was younger but better late than never

Will $TRUMP hit $100?

No comment

I got rugpulled by a cheeto man.

Previous:

>Buy XRP on:
Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin etc

>Why hold XRP?
https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI
>Newfag Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc

>XRPL Guide:
https://xrpl.guide
>XRPL Explorer:
https://bithomp.com

>XRPL Richlist:
https://rich-list.info

>X:
https://x.com/JoelKatz
https://x.com/bgarlinghouse
https://x.com/Ripple
https://x.com/RippleXDev
https://x.com/WietseWind
https://x.com/SMQKEDQG

>The Myth of Market Cap:
http://galgitron.net/Post/The-Myth-of-Market-Cap---Version-2
>XRP FUD BINGO:
https://fudbingo.com
>ANTI-FUD:
https://pastebin.com/ZESsmqB8

>Lore:
https://pastebin.com/Z39w20qf
https://X.com/bearableguy123
https://x.com/FoJAk3[Mr. Pool archives]

>Schizo Ramblings:
https://pastebin.com/Bb4GNJrG
https://pastebin.com/hkw5CB9j

>Past /XSG/ Threads:
https://pastebin.com/pZdQbREq
https://pastebin.com/1wC2gBpW

>What wallet do I use?
Hot storage - Xaman, Gem Wallet, Crossmark or Bifrost
Cold storage - Paper/Metal or Ledger/D’CENT
Paper Wallet -https://pastebin.com/zFL8nJXd

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Prepare for the paid eth fudders :D

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SOL to 300. what's the next big pump?

WTF is up with TRUMP and his family launching tokens? What's your take? Trump tokens or sticking with your dino coins?

Many of you still don’t understand the significance of what just happened. You better be in the right position and stop crying about the memecoins.

Uhhh cheese deniers??

>dang it myrtle our lord and savior Trump just launched a new coin of some sort, what is this sol-a-na?
>lets put all of our life savings into it, im sure Trump will make us rich!
>praise the lord!

"NIGGERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighborhood before. There could be NIGGERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE NIGGERS" he thought. Sweet Dreams are Made of Cheese reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $9 melted cheese circulated through his powerful rat veins and washed away his fear of NIGGERS after dark.

Can you imagine the fees? “Gas” they call it.

Oops turns out we're actually getting a trump pump pt 2 sorry sell the news fags this next month will rip your face off
>captcha: jg4wmn

How can anyone possibly be DOWN in this market?
How?

Waiting for the Putin and Xi coins

Maybe I should go stock up on GPUs?

hating link is what i do

So it turns out these billionaires really are just corrupt scammers and now they have control of the US government.

What of Saylor is just as bad as the rest of them and is about to pull the rug of the century on Bitcoin maxis?

Light at the end of the tunnel edition

Well... here it is

The last 48 hours have been the most entertaining time in crypto in years

Hey /biz/,

I’m thinking about taking a job as an assistant store manager at a self-storage company and would love some input. The role involves helping manage the store, overseeing daily operations, and potentially gaining experience for a future store manager position. I’d also have the opportunity to bid in storage auctions and flip items, with some insider knowledge. I’d be responsible for keeping the place clean and securing it against thefts and break-ins. The downsides I see are dealing with difficult customers, the stress of managing security, and possible physical labor. I’m also unsure about the pay. Do you think this job is worth it for gaining experience and potential future growth, or should I look for something else? Thanks!

What does trump need to say during his inauguration speech to kickstart the golden bullrun and altszn

I am currently making for money for the next 30 mins than Michael Jordan is making. He makes $330 million dollars per year. Divides by 365 days means he makes about $904,109 per day. Which means he makes $37,761 per hour. Which means he makes about $627.85 per minute. Which means if you multiply that $627.85 by 30 it means he makes $18,835 per half hour. And I just made $20,000 in the most recent Chainlink pump. So as I am typing this I am still making more money than Michael Jordan for the next 23 minutes or so.

How to prepare for the Ethereum peak bros? Where do I need to open accounts? I opened in Solflare for the Trump meme but it does not work with Ethereum.

>the absolute state of the USA

I believe liberals now, i memed on them and thought they were retards. Nah desu they were right all along. Can't believe this shit hahaha absolute state of this retarded country hopefully someone puts a 3rd bullet in trumps head successfully.

I just lost two and a half dollars when $TRUMP went down to 58. I bought at 60. Am I gonna make it?

$30 today

/biz/ is not totally dumb. We're all aware we're living in the most monstrous asset bubble of all time that will eventually collapse.

Why did all these folks involved in crypto, and scammers with net worths based on inflated stock prices (Elon) want their man in power so much?

Because the giga rug pull is going to happen *this week*, and they all need a presidential pardon. It'll happen sooner rather than later, they're not gonna leave it til late.

First of all Trump will cut capital gains tax to zero, then they'll all cash out, all the frauds will be exposed, and all the scammers will be pardoned.

Good luck bros.

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I want to get in on the cryptocurrency speculation craze, but I just don't have the guts to sell my house and gamble.
So I've been buying only $250 worth of Dogecoin every month for 4 years now.
I don't really care much if it goes up or down because I bought it with my monthly allowance and I don't care if I lose it all.
Should I continue?

Every pullback is an opportunity

the whole market is just a parody of a parody of a parody of itself and there is no end in sight

I liked it better when crypto wasn't volatile actually.

>checks volume
Yeah, I’m thinking we’re back. See you all at $35

>Be boomer
>Unmotivated to learn how the world works because constant pain
>Tells you bitcoin is a scam and to go to college

Kick em down the stairs at this point for cryin out loud