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You were warned.

how do you respond to this without exposing yourself as a seething bitchud?

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Bullish or bearish for your bags? This does inject a lot of new liquidity to onchain markets, though this makes offical listing's pretty useless and makes it easier for normal people to get scammed.

You finally make it.

What does your daily routine look like?
What do you eat?
What are your hobbies?
How has the wealth helped?

THERE IS NO SUPPORT WHAT THE FUCK ASIA ISN'T PUMPING

As part of the upper class, I have a hard time connecting to plebians my age. Also me mum tried to off me with a knoife (she didn’t even have a loisence)

My job now offers performance bonus payouts in USDC and BTC

WTFWTF

>M2 Money Supply
>Just wait for Trump to get in office
>2025 is going to be like 2017

What’s the biggest lie of the year?

i'll never stop laughin at stupid stinks. fuck em all fuck em all hate em all. chainlink bad and thats a fact

Just ripped off my friends for 20,000 pounds. Gave 4 grand to my best mate however. What should I do with the rest of the money?

Oh look, another day of traditional markets being up while altcoins are down big! For any people out there who are holding alts long-term, let me give you some advice: Sell your alts and swing trade triple-leveraged index funds (like SOXL/SOXS) instead. Just because you love a project doesn't mean you need to hold the coin. Here are some of the benefits:
* Higher liquidity
* No big fees on trades
* Easy to take either a long or short position
* Very tradable price action

Altcoins are not for buying and holding. While altcoins are usually going down (with just small spurts of upward movement very infrequently), traditional markets are almost always going up.

Who knows, maybe "altcoin season" is just around the corner, but think of the opportunity cost of waiting all these years for it while traditional markets keep grinding higher. Traditional markets have hit new all time highs frequently in the last year and a half; your favorite altcoin is probably still down about 70% from it's peak nearly four years ago!

I sold my alts eariler this year and now I actually make money and don't hate my life. Just something to consider; I guess you need to make your own decision. The universe is trying to teach you a lesson and you continue to suffer because you are being obstinate; altcoin markets belong to the bears. Accept it and don't fight it.

Ok niggers, you are allowed to suck my dick from now on.

South europoors work 9 to 6 five days a week to make for making 25k a years with a degree in stem, and you out there cry about making 60k a years working from home high on weed

.Brave Domains are now LIVE
>https://get.unstoppabledomains.com/brave/?utm_campaign=Brave%20Brave%20Ads

>@Brave in May 2025 passed 88M Monthly Active Users (MAU). On track for 100M in Q4.

May Brave Browser stats

MAU: 88.1M (+1.4% normalized to 31 days)
HWM DAU: 38.57M (+4.5%)
28 day Avg DAU: 36.91M (+3.3%)
Avg DAU:MAU: 0.42 (+0.01)

** Daily user-minutes: 4.62B (+5.5%) **

May Brave Search stats

QPM: 1.42B (+2.7% normalized to 31 days)
Annualized: (QPM normalized / 31 * 365) 16.68B (+2.7%)
QPM non-Brave: 8% of total QPM
QPD Peak 5/26: 47.75M (+4.2%)
QPD 7-day average: 46.43M (+3.9%)
QPD 28-day average: 45.83M (+3.1%)

>https://x.com/BrendanEich/status/1930811477365293561

i scraped every post in every thread currently on /biz/ and gave it to an llm. i told it that mostly everyone here is a shill and to try to discern any valuable insights.
heres how it summarized up the content.

>Of course. I've analyzed the provided `biz_posts.txt` file, filtering out the noise to identify potential insights and opportunities for a "poorfag Canadian."
>It's crucial to state upfront: **over 95% of the content is a mix of shitposting, tribalism (e.g., LINK vs. XRP), outright scams, emotional venting, and larping (live-action role-playing).** Most threads are echo chambers designed to create FUD (Fear, Uncertainty, and Doubt) about rival assets or to generate "hopium" for bagholders.

Israel did this shit countless times last year and nothing happened. Bibi is not going to fuck over Trump - it's all theater.

106k ACCEPTED!!

What's the most ruthless thing you've done to climb the social ladder at work?

>Every time I buy something at a store with self checkout I pay all the way up to a penny. After that I charge the rest to a credit card.
>I steal all the Taco Bell sauce every time I go inside. I don’t even like it, I just keep a drawer full of it along with sweetener and other stuff
>Instead of returning the buggy, I place it in a parking spot and flip it over. I always park in the back
>I always piss over every public restroom seat and I shit in the sink
>I use Jeet scam callers, especially female ones, like old school 90’s sex hotlines

I WAS PROMISED FICTIONAL INTERNET COUN WOULD GENERATE ME FREE MONEY BENCHOD SAAR

Airbus won edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

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LOL
LMAO even
>BTC $67K by August

WHY THE FUCK IS IT STILL DUMPING AND SO HARD WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IS THERE NEW TARIFFS WHAT THE FUCK THERES A CHINA DEAL FUCKS SAKE

>This transaction is still unconfirmed. You can bump it's fee to speed up its confirmation, or cancel this transaction.

>First seen 18 minutes ago

106k accepted.

Fuck this crab dumping piece of trash coin. Going down faster than you can say double spend.

Where do you think we're headed this month?

I'm 40 and haven't made it yet. my real life will begin when I make it.

i put $75,000 into a TFSA two and a half weeks ago.
through sheer incompetence and poor trading, i got down to $40k. i then pulled out too early on a stock which rocketed (could have hit $100k) and tried to recapture the rush through obvious pump & dumps.
i am now at $20,000. am i fucked? what do i do now?

>2021: double top, second peak slightly higher than first, followed by turbodump to below last cycle's highs
>2025: double top, second peak slightly higher than first...

if a group of men kidnapped your wife (picrel) and made you choose NEAR or DOT and her life depended on it which would you pick? NEAR can ride the AI train that every is on and also has sharding for high tps but DOT's JAM chain upgrade seems to be pretty revolutionary for that chain

Link will moon so hard you will think we are in a simulation

have you lost everything? hacked, stolen, liquidated, rugged, etc
if yes, how are you? have you overcome it?

Enjoy!

My fren bought swapped some coins for ethereum for turbo trump and now the turbo trump coin is up and he has 20k in profit but coinbase doesnt offer a sell option, Do i send it to uniswap and then swap it to ehtereum and then sell that?

Can someone explain this to me like I'm 5. https://www.ainvest.com/news/chainlink-partners-morgan-kinexys-ondo-cross-chain-transactions-link-drops-6-68-2506/

Trump becomes President, money gets the fuck out of US and Rest of World starts outperforming the US for first time

Is the the promised "Golden Age" ?

WTFWT SELL SELL SELL

It looks like this might be the end of this cycle. The pattern formation on weekly is extremely worrying along with the retest failing. Not only this, they usually paint it like these then dump it with news, Israel will probably attack Iran soon and thats the selling signal. They already got out at the top by grabbing liquidity with the fakeouts.
I've seen this happen multiple times, I can't believe this cycle is over. Expect a 10% dump soon if israel strikes.

When will be the last month in 2025 to sell the top?

>chatgpt says if you’ve got $20K–$100K saved and minimal debt by 30, you’re already ahead of most people.

how true is this?

>internet is down again
isn't this a problem ICP would fix? When will they finally capitalize?

'FFERIUMZ

how do we profit from the upcoming war with iran

>internet computer

https://youtu.be/kvFYUik0Aog?si=5hvA_WyYt6abSiIC

TRVST THE PROCESS EDITION

Day 23 of Monerochan posting until XMR gets Full Chain Membership Proofs.

Check the chart sir

A completely bumfuck random beta-tier memecoin gets picked by the cabal for zero reason and giga pumped 150x+ and now everyone is dumping their alt holdings to fomo in. It's a literal repeat of the Trump coin saga, but at least Trump coin had some type of hype narrative around it so many could at least anticipate it's run.

>haha i c pee
and
>omg 2021 price

Why do they never attack the ICP tech? I can’t think of one blockchain with better technology.

What's stopping you from selling a Bitcoin for $1 million right now? Surely someone wants the "bragging rights" of buying a Bitcoin for 1 million?

If you're waiting on a memecoin its still very early on $femboy, don't get left behind, we're femboyguys on x, it's a sol based community project that's run by lusty femboys


Best of luck! No homo x

Give it to me straight /biz/, where are we at now?

How do I get rich like Jimmy Zhong?

why don't billionaires end poverty?

Is the new American dream moving to India, getting one of the tech jobs American CEOs are sending to India, marry a cute Jeeta and just loving your life and having as many children as you like over there?

So are they just never going to update staking or expand the pool?

>We're very heavily covering the US insitutions in addition to continuing to cover those in Asia and the Middle East. So I can't mention exact name because they wanna wait to announce, they have all those processes with NDAs and, you know, it's a very tightly controlled process. But, I would say between last year and this year we're in various stages of conversations with probably all the top institutions in those geographies.
>I think that those top institutions basically want to use the solution that solves all their problems, is used by the other top tier banks and players, has all the functionality they want, whether that's identity, data, connectivity orchestration... and there really is no system other than Chainlink that meets that high standard.
>The key challenge now is going to be making sure that the system can scalably meet all the demand of all the asset managers, banks, financial market infrastructures. And as it meets all of their individual demand, that it weaves them together to transact with each other over CCIP, orchestrated by CRE, using Chainlink data, utilizing Chainlink compliance systems and contracts and identity oracles. So, there's 2 challenges; servicing the demand we already have, and servicing it in a way where anyone who joins the Chainlink standard's way of doing capital market transactions enters a big network of the world's top institutions. And they can all be on different chains, different jurisdictions, and they can all have different compliance requirements, but they can transact with each other. You can be a SWISS bank like UBS and be able to transact with an Australian bank like ENZ using a tokenized fund from a US institution. And all of that can seamlessly flow across multiple chains, interacting with multiple pieces of data, complying with different regulatory regimes. That's what we're stitching together.

$10k is a matter of when and not if

They both suck hardcore but I've come to this grim realization after the past few months or so.

>AI AND JEETS ARE LITERALLY TAKING ALL ENTRY LEVEL WHITE COLLAR WORK

HOLY FUCK. its legitimately over. if you havent made it by now, you, and all your descendents will be serfs in the neofeudal age. Some greasy ugly tech jew will literally have the right to fuck your daughter.

No one will buy altcoins because crypto is not the hot new toy on the block anymore. Normies don't feel like they're throwing a hail mary they think the game is rigged and someone else knows more about it than them. Boomers don't think alts will succeed because bitcoin has the brand and they only buy etfs anyway. Institutions don't want to make bad plays and they know what the others are buying. Even tech enthusiasts don't want to buy because its clear that legitimate adoption of crypto has hit its saturation point. Not only can you send a receive payments like a real currency as satoshi envisioned, but also you can do just about any sort of financial deal on complex blockchains with smart contracts. Anyone who wants to speculate or do business purely in crypto already does. For regular people centralized electronic networks are already fine.

>india way above all
>paki almost at chinese levels
>fucking bangladesh at usa levels
>rest also looking grim

is there any bullcase left, or is it over?

i know its the highest performant EVM but i just checked and all metrics are trending down

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>B-BUT KEETA TESTNET IS FAKE -ACK!
KTA FUDDIES BTFO

When is lunc going to $1? Is it still alive? Is the burn still going on? I have 10m of these shits.

is flying a turd world airline to save a few bucks /biz/ approved?

Are you more likely to get rich from crypto or building a business?

They need to remove that P for real; IC is better. And pay all exchanges to remove the failed launch from 2021. Other than that, I see a strong future for Internet Computer.

How long do I have to load up my LINK bags before take off?

I can at least understand the congressional baseball game, there are eyeballs worth marketing to. But the new york subway - really who are they trying to speak to?

I have $6 worth of BTC again.

Just lost all my crypto in a house fire.

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there are people bagholding $GME from 2021 on this board

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Total Quantum Death
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heAH50bMq7o

Pumps the least, dumps the ____

>First Webus at $300m
>Now Trident at $500m in XRP
Oh no no no, stink baggies,,,I can't stop laugh!

I had to get circumcized to push my score above 800

Day 153 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10k

How do I get early inheritance from parents to be able to actually afford to buy a fucking house?

i am scared to ask my boomer parents. because i just feel they will say no and call me a lazy fuck

12 Million TPS

Why contribute to this brown economy when you can just breed on welfare. In this thread we discuss stacking welfare.

1. Location
2. What gibs do you get how much. How many children/ general situation.
3. What gibs do you plan on getting.
4. Advice on gibs getting final thoughts.


1. Country of

It's happening soon, isn't it?

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Bullish for link?

I have about 50k of this shit,

I've been looking at the charts for the past year and It's fully manipulated; OR I don;t understand something here.

Can anyone enlighten me?

Whales want to pump their alts.
But too many of (You) are gearing up to sell on a mere 2x or 3x rally, many of (You) just looking to break even and get out.
If Whales pump their alts and (You) sell, Whales lose, as there's no guarantee they'll find new buyers above a small rally, after (You) have walked away.
They'll pump it when (You) stop holding and nothing preventing a 10x God-tier Green candle, or something sparks wider interest and theres more confidence of new buyers above your sell targets.

How can I make money from suck dick?

>find strategy that finally works for a few months on demo account
>just discovered forex broker disallows arb trading
its ogre..

I dont have that much money and im in college. I only have one year left. Viability of selling $100 Uber giftcards for $90 that I buy for $80? Or any other random gimmicks. Also how do I invest in a private stock. I want XAI.

107k SUPPORTED

Where the fuck is my yacht Sergey?

Every pullback is an opportunity

it doesn't make sense to buy a house anymore unless you're already rich