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PEDOCOIN WILL GO TO Z.E.R.O.

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The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.

Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in. How do you all cope?

So basically it's impossible to lose money on ETFs long-term even if a financial crisis hits, according to historical figures.
Non-leveraged crypto CFDs are just like owning crypto except you pay lower taxes.
My AI financial assistant is also advising me to invest 1200€/month on safe ETFs and 300€/month on more speculative shit like Crypto CFDs on a platform registered inside my country that enables me to benefit from the lower gains tax. While doing this I will also build an additional 500€/month "emergency" fund to buy more during large dips.
For reference I make like 2500-2800€ "surplus" money per month from my job.
Gonna be posting my lambo here in 10 years.

Every pullback is an opportunity

Palantir
>CIA/DoD for drone strikes, stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records, shipments, and locations
>stopping tax fraud, or vaccine rollout by linking health records

kek, why not sell your cock and balls and your soul to the IRS and pharma corps?!

Who ever finances this and purchases stocks is financing their own enslavement.

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your token needs to be the one people are buying with every paycheck. thats not bitcoin, thats not chainlink, its: TAO, HYPE, ICP, ETH

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Some big baggies, my best guess is Mike Saylor team pumped up the market with billions on Day 3 of the Iran-Israel War. They likely convinced boomer shareholders the War would be over asap and Bitcoin would moon, WRONG. Now what happens? There is no hype for crypto at all right now, just a bunch of big bag holders passing it around to each other

Day 233 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Back up, chart still looks bad in case you were wondering

What the hell happened? Did you guys leak something?

Anyways, I feel like this kid dancing in the rain

why is this coin not in the top 100?

I took Reddit's financial advice and bought Cardano and now I'm 18k down

and they worship a Slavshit billionaire

See you in October. Scooping up murad memes, hyperliquid, and profitable defi protocols at the lows. This is too easy

So I've been doing transcription work for a few radiology clinics- and I noticed that I could perfect my workflow by creating a customary AI agent that understands the radiologist's dictation style and is able to dictate verbatim while understanding how to report the findings and impressions, etc etc.

I've wrote the code to set perfect conditionals and contingencies to where it's basically 99% accurate.

My boss has been so impressed with me that they are handing me 100+ MRIs a day to transcribe because of how quick my turn around time is. (They have no clue I secretly built a customary AI agent to do the work.)

I make $5 a report. With this volume I am working from home making ~500+ USD a day every day basically

Life is good bros- AI made me win

Should I develop this as an app for rads and try to sell it to them?

What does /biz/ think?

The unlimited potential we once had, we were young and reaching for the skies, nothing could stand in our way. Remember the summer of dreams? the yacht parties? the cars, the women, the euforia, we were living fast and hard, we had it all bros, we lived the dream and dreamed the life.

Unfortunately the party is now over and the music stopped. The Great Regret is now starting to set in.

ok so hear me out
you know how passport bros are a thing now? guys leaving the US to find wives overseas and stuff
what if we scale that up
like WAY up
>step 1: aggressively promote hot women outside the USA
>step 2: americans keep flying out and moving abroad
>step 3: dudes start sending money overseas
>step 4: dollars leave the US economy
>step 5: fewer dollars in america

so the USD becomes rarer

and if something becomes rare the price goes up

which means USD value rises

basically

Operation Dollar Drain

we weaponize simping to strengthen the dollar

think about it:

• millions of guys relocating
• billions of dollars flowing out
• US money supply domestically shrinks
• dollar scarcity = value increase

the government keeps printing money but we’re exporting the problem via international dating

global monetary policy via thirst

thoughts?

I have $50 on my savings account and I make $3 per day from surveys

https://x.com/obscicron/status/2029876561634029607
this obviously doesnt work but i keep getting this kinda shit suggested on xitter every day. i can (and any one else too at this point with ai) create a ui like that that shows green arrows and profit in real time and monetize this somehow

How long are we going to have access to cheap crypto? I need another 3–4 months to accumulate.

It's over. God candle incoming

There's a cute blonde zoomie working at a drive thru I go to every Saturday. How do I go about asking her out without making it cringe? I'm 35 years old btw.

If you could choose only one which one would it be?

the kikes are getting nervous

I put my GF’s dildo in my mouth sometimes

i think it's time to accept i'm never gonna make it, I can only fool myself for so many years while my body slowly wither away

yeah how's that crypto "trading" going? maybe you should just get a fucking job you degenerate retard

Day 1656 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

I've had sex with 100 Asian prostitutes at massage parlors for 5 years. What should I do now bros?

I came here thinking people would be doing deep dives and making economic models to map future earnings. I realize most people here don't even know what a PFP is let alone a factor of production or an AVC line. So most of you have never deeply studied economics and this board seems to exist as some sort of "Cult of Cope" where you live in a shared imagined reality where you are rich for buying internet tokens...

>why is the national debt so high?

Uh because if science DUH!

Indians control the money flow, are ceos of all top tech companies. They control the world!

With all the job losses, what type of work is still hiring?

probably nothing.

which is worse: to never know richness or to experience richness then lose it all

what was the worst investment you've ever made?

So from here, are we expecting a crash of every asset or what? I sold my home recently and want to get a better deal in a few years.

I have 8k leaf bucks to expend.
Do you guy's think investing in GTA 6 would be a better idea than putting it in bitcoin?
Gamer goys will certainly help me beat out inflation but will they likely be providing something like a 3 x or 4 x over the coming years from all the microtransactions if I hold long?

wait..so you really trust the government to not take your gold and silver when the liberals, who are trying to tax unrealized gains, take power over the next 3 years and the national debt continues to spiral?

lol...good luck with that.

middle east edition

>Latest developments on the illegal and unconstitutional US strikes against Iran
https://iran.liveuamap.com/

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

previous smigger thread

Remember when crypto-twitter, e-celebs, and crypto /biz/ all thought the United States Government was going to buy billions in BTC and HODL forever??
Those were unironically good times.

Will SOL 10x this year? Staking not good enough for my baggies

Investors trumped again

People on 4chan are cockscukers who will often smugly ask "if you're so smart, why aren't you rich".

I think looking at this chart I realized why "being 2 smrt 4 u" can't make you rich. In order to "get rich" you would have already needed significant capital to invest into the market in the early-mid 2010s. This was before I had any capital of note. Basically it's the same as the boomers who are like "why didn't you just buy a cheap house in 1989 like I did?". It's a physical impossibility. We've been in a giga bull run for literally 10 years, simultaneously the job market has gotten shittier and shittier- if you're trying to get into tech jobs which used to be guaranteed 6 fiigure salaries you now get gatekept by companies trying to outsource to india.

It's just not gonna happen. You didn't have 150k to drop into bitcoin in 2015, so you're always going to be fucking poor. And there was never anything you could do about it.

>It's just going to be in a bear market that everyone knows about and then magically go back up for some reason after everyone buys the "bottom"

Betting on crypto is fucking retarded. Might as well bet on Jesus coming back on poly market, every possible bull scenario has already played out. The fucking president of the United States dropped a shitcoin. You are out of your fucking mind if you think there isn't ANYTHING bullish left.

When I was working, everyone would always ask me what I did for work while I honestly never gave a shit about other people.
Now that I am retired, I always make sure to ask people what they do for work. I also make sure to ask in a way that is very obvious I will judge them based on their answer.

Does making more money make you less chuddy?

What is it?

if you want to stack sats you might wanna do it now before the 20 mil milestone hype

He’s claiming to be Satoshi Nakamoto, so does that mean he’s also admitting to being a pedophile because of his links to Epstein?

why is the market impervious to terrible market conditions? War? Linkted withdrawals at BlackRock limits withdrawals due to heavy outflows?
Somehow the price barely moves on all of this and the bots just keep on spamming.

Can anyone tell me what will happen to gold and silver junior miners? I full ported a month ago now I'm panicking

is course grifting just the best method? u dont need many members if you price it at like 50 a month.. just give retarded chat gpt advice like every course grifter and spam social media with constant uploads

corecivic
northrop grumman
mastercard
coinbase
ASML
taiwan semiconductor
walmart
ebay

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Is there no point in going to college if I am incapable of networking? I can't make friends. I'm at the bottom of the social hierarchy.

>DO NOT SELL

This is Rachel Cruze, heiress to the Dave Ramsey billion dollar real estate empire

imagine all the sexy iranian bitches that are gonna start doing onlyfans now.

how do i profit? persian girls are the hottest on planet

What is this body type called?

Its going to 42 then 72.

Buying just before a V shaped recovery is more annoying to me than buying the top

The only altcoin you should hold longterm.

>Market Crash
>Leverage addicts keep trading
>buybacks
>Pumps or at least doesn't dump

It's the anti-chainlink. And they've added OIL for all the addicts out there.

'Tis the cycle of baggies. Now a new generation of downtrodden, pathetic, and cuckish rock hoarders have been born. See you in another 30 years losers, hope you watch your hairline receding just as fast as the opportunity cost starts transforming from an ant hill into a mountain, a mountain of regret that is.

>Accountant

>dead money since 2015.
How is that even possible? Disney is iconic.

The strait of Hormuz is blockaded and they are telling you to “buy the dip”

You deserve everything that is coming to you. I am not wishing harm on people, but greed and pride are sins and sins require atonement

>BlackRock limits withdrawals from private credit fund after surge in redemption requests

kek

You know this guy is a BTC maxi. Do you think it can hit $200K this year or more?

>my company is giving the office 30 dollars for breakfast

Americans are truly the most raped cattle ever to exist

THOSE 48 HOURS WILL PASS IN A FLASH!

Previous thread:

>Buy XRP on:
Coinbase, Binance, Bitrue, Uphold, Robinhood, Kraken, Kucoin, etc

>Why hold XRP?
https://youtu.be/5urrOWO0KDI
>Newfag Tutorial:
https://youtu.be/23Yn5GdYpJc
>XRPL Guide:
https://xrpl.guide
>XRPL Explorer:
https://bithomp.com
>XRPL Richlist:
https://rich-list.info

>Latest News:
https://www.tradingview.com/symbols/XRPUSD/news/?exchange=CRYPTO

>X:
https://x.com/JoelKatz
https://x.com/bgarlinghouse
https://x.com/Ripple
https://x.com/RippleXDev
https://x.com/WietseWind

>The Myth of Market Cap:
http://galgitron.net/Post/The-Myth-of-Market-Cap---Version-2
>XRP FUD BINGO:
https://fudbingo.com
>ANTI-FUD:
https://pastebin.com/ZESsmqB8

>Lore:
https://pastebin.com/Z39w20qf
https://X.com/bearableguy123
https://x.com/FoJAk3 [Mr. Pool archives]

>Schizo Ramblings:
https://pastebin.com/YHwQrGDW

>Past /XSG/ Threads:
https://pastebin.com/pZdQbREq

>What wallet do I use?
Hot storage - Xaman, Gem Wallet, Crossmark or Bifrost
Cold storage - Paper/Metal or Ledger/D’CENT

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I am looking for alternative housing that is at least 2x-3x cheaper than regular.
Even though pic rel was apparently only 25% cheaper at the time in the 40s. I do not want some card board bullshit. I want something that can also last more than a life time.
Are modular/prefab homes worth it? They seem to get increasingly popular.
I have hard time trusting the quality of anything nowdays.
I do not want to buy some cheap cuckshed that only lasts 15 years if I am lucky. Or should I just buy a big yurt? Traditional mongolian yurts cost pennies compaired to everything else.

Is it rational to invest in Hawk Tuah coin now that she's back and crime is legal?

And that's a nothingburger

Eich scammed us I just hope we get back to 20c so I can dump this shit

How are you finding ways to be frugal and save money? What are some things in your life that you are willing to pay up for?

>Shopping reduced sections at the grocery store to buy meat to freeze. Got ground beef at just over $4 a pound yesterday.
>Gardening and growing fruit and vegetables using reclaimed seeds from last years harvest and/or saving seeds from the market. You can basically grow an entire garden for next to nothing if you start from seeds.
>Composting so I never need to buy soil.
>Scraping aluminum cans and picking up cans I see while I go for walks (incentivizing walks and keeping your neighborhood clean).
>Using tools and licenses from work. I am a tech wagie so use it for computer accessories and cheap M365 subscriptions, etc. I know blue collar wagies who bring home thousands of dollars in copper and other metals every year.
>We have only one vehicle in our family. Better to not have a vehicle at all but for us this is the bare necessity.
> Bikemaxxing and riding my bike everywhere I can in my town for everyday errands instead of driving.
>Librarymaxxing. I never buy books and I read a lot of them. If my wife would let me I'd cancel all subscription streaming services and purely use the library for dvd's and blurays. I think they even have vidya if that's your thing.
>Thriftmaxxing.
>Only drink coffee from home and aside from coffee, tea and water.
>If warm or sunny, hang dry all laundry.
>Use apps for fast food to get best deal.
>Pirate software.
>Buy as often as possible on FBM and lowball boomers and yuppies.
>Bought a small home built in the 70s that was somewhat of a fixer-upper but is close to everything in my small town so I can walk or bike everywhere.

What went so horribly wrong?

The US has 10 days to clear the strait of Hormuz or global markets will crash (not a hyperbole)

At first, markets brushed off the conflict as another 12 day war. However, realization is setting in that Iran is actually capable of deterring passage through the Hormuz strait by 90%.

The problem is that every day that goes on is the equivalent of shutting off 10+ billion barrels of oil every single day. As storage becomes full, producers are forced to shut in production, which takes 2 weeks to restart. Thankfully, most of the world is fine for 1-2 weeks without gulf oil. After that, problems begin.

Oil will reprice a geopolitical premium and $100 is LOW for the magnitude of production shutdown.

What happens: bond yields will roar to new highs as a huge wave of inflation begins. All rate cut probabilities get removed, and you will see the traditional end of the business cycle, high oil prices will turn growth into recession for most economies. None of this is priced in equities. And the longer it goes on, the higher likelihood of it happening.

How to end it? Trump has fallen for a Trump. There is no way to clear irans fast mountain ranges littered with AD and missile silos, thus tankers will keep getting shot in the Hormuz strait. The only way is to put troops on the ground.

Don’t really care if you think I’m a permabear or a doomer, I’m just giving you a warning that for whatever reason, equities don’t want to price in. They don’t understand that this is an existential war for Iran, it’s not some “geopolitical dip”.

Pic is Asian jet fuel prices

Spaniards live far better lives than americans and northern europeans
Americans wish they could have the spanish lifestyle
Walkable cities aren't even a thing in America, european countries have a sense of community and nation that America will never have, you don't have to pay an arm and a leg to see a fucking doctor in Spain.
Spain has the largest high speed rail network per capita in the world.

>Persistent deflation poses a serious challenge. When consumers expect prices to fall further, they delay purchases. That squeezes corporate profit margins, dampens investment and makes it harder for firms to raise wages – further weakening demand and entrenching falling prices.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-03-03/china-economy-6-charts-explain-why-how-economic-growth-is-slowing-down

Day 1653 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

How?

https://polkadothalving.com/ 10 more days. https://www.parity.io/blog/refining-polkadots-economic-architecture-issuance-DOT-DAP-and-network-adjustments
https://x.com/Polkadot/status/2028482336463945765
"
Polkadot’s economic upgrade begins rolling out in 10 days.

Enhanced tokenomics increases DOT scarcity and introduces new governance and staking mechanisms.

▸ DOT supply capped at 2.1B
▸ Emissions cut 53.6%
▸ Unbonding from 28 days to 24-48 hours
"

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pain and misery are the only friends of the linkie

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MINING:
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WALLETS:
>Desktop
Official GUI/CLI wallet
Featherwallet
Stack Wallet

>Mobile
Cake Wallet
Monero.com
Stack Wallet
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Edge
Monerujo (Android)
Monfluo (Android)

>Infodumps
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