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That fooking shit brown bear
Opened a short hahahahaha

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This is fucking bullshit. Fuck this gay ass clown market. No reason for any of this shit.

ARISE MONERO ARISE

Please have some mercy. Can't you see he's suffering?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>there are "people" on this board that thought the bull run was over

I’m ready to risk 1000$ on shitcoins and crypto. Can you guys tell me what’s my best bet to makes tons of money quickly because my parents are stressed out and I really want to help friends and family. Thank you!

Will the market care about CPI tomorrow now that tariffs are a nothing burger now

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I just made my whole year's salary in about a month clicking a couple of buttons

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Almost back to ATH.

BOBOS REKT

BTC ATH REACHED

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SHIT'S RIPPIN BOYS

Why doesn’t someone make a $2 USD stablecoin, so it’s worth twice as much?

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK4s0n6NIIE
>Art of the capitulation

*CREEEEEEEEEEK*

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BOBOS ARE YOU OKAY AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WTFWT?

Strawberry season is coming. Invest for quick profit.

Buy fucking everything

do nothing
win

Every pullback is an opportunity

LETS FUCKING GO

We are gonna make it mETH heads.

https://youtu.be/vi9hDrAVHa4?si=S0908xm3muReje1q

Would it be financially feasible for you to date a 28 year old virgin, antisocial cutie, but who has tattoos across her entire arms and one leg?

>if you bought 24000 links a few years ago when no one knew and people shilled it here non stop, you'd have a house

Kind of eerie to think about

tomorrow trump will announce a trade deal with china. expect a a new ath for bitcoin

The enormity of what's going to occur with the markets today will shock the world. Sell!

MOG.

Yep, the futures are super green.
Wake me up when the bubble bursts.

Noticed it’s a new coin that airdropped LINK holders, so if anyone knows about this it’s biz.

Insta-listed on both Coinbase and Binance and apparently backed my Microsoft. Is this buy or fade?

Uh oh goldbuggies

last year, BTC was at this price and ETH was at $3950...

>Bitcoin almost back to ATH
Why is nothing pumping?

>up 74% in a week
>terms of US - China trade deal revealed tomorrow

PEPEbros we are fucking RIPPING

WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF

Remember. Stick to the plan.

Money is running out but I don't wanna wagecuck again. Can I get away with grifting men as an AI thot on OnlyFans? I'm socially retarded and can't act like a woman though. I refuse to have e-sex with men, that's gay.

>Bitcoin is now $104,000
>Bitcoin was $94,000 1 week ago
>Bitcoin was $84,000 1 month ago
>Bitcoin was $61,000 1 year ago

Oh bobo, do you ever get tired of being wrong?

Can't believe it was that easy.

Is real estate, either commercial or residential, even a worthwhile investment anymore?

>find scary government license fee or other scary government fee
>make business centered around filing and notifying businesses of scary government fee
>send out scary letters telling people the penalties of not filing the scary government fee and that for a fee you'll file it for them (the latter is cloaked under the text talking about the fee and how to pay the fee and how scary not paying the fee is)
>you now run a fee filing business, charging people $300 over the original fee amount
wa la

hey guys, can someone please donate 20usd to me? I don't have enough money to pay for my bus tickets to go to college this week. I can't miss them at all because I have a scholarship. (I don't pay tuition because I have a low income). This amount would allow me to keep going well until the end of the month.

What if I use a vpn and claim link rewards and I live outside the US. Am I going to jail like the burgers?

Don't a good majority of chinese people and russians use vpn to do everything online? I know a chinese guy in my workplace in some software job and he's straight out the mainland and he uses a vpn for everything. I'm sure he buys a lot of crypto coins. He seems like a slow and steady kind of guy and chainlink seems like that kind of token so he may have bought some. Is he going to jail too?

Go to sleep stop scrolling go to sleep so you can wageslave

Going into normie investing circles is so weird, they all down talk each other, call each other retarded, and that theyre not smart, and they box themselves into this world view that they cannot expect anything besides to 2X there money if theyre lucky every 7 years

Theyre really cult like about it to, it makes you realize, normies box themselves into a mindset where they will 100% need to wait until theyre 70 years old before they have a decent investing portfolio

Its actually pretty said, its like watching caged animals tell you there's no outside world and insulting you if you say there is

Could that have been the BTC.D top this run? Who thinks so?

If I get 1 ETH I will post my butthole with timestamp

all link marines are nazis. nigga fuck chainlink. nigga fuck chainlink. nigga fuck chainlink. nigga fuck chainlink.

I found counterfeit ASE. Spot 32. They are selling for 15 and 19?

So memes are mooning but Doge is performing pretty bad... wtf is going on Doge bro's?...

Doge.bonk is the most /biz/ of all coins, it was hated for fucking ever but its time to put that aside and pump this fucker to get BSC back into the shitcoin game. It will be the prime Binance shitcoin, no doubt about it.

so you know polymarket, its a prediction website where you bet on a future event happening or not happening. my idea is like that except its entirely a telegram bot, i googled it and this doesn't seem to exist. anyone who invites the telegram bot to their server will get a cut of anyone who first used the bot through their server, forever. you can ask the bot what is available to bet on and then put your money on something. might even make an X bot and Discord bot etc to go along with it. thoughts? no website.

Tomorrow is Monday.

Is it safe to finally reinvest into my retirement account boomer funds after this china trade deal goes through?

all my link marines are nazis. nigga fuck chainlink. nigga fuck chainlink. nigga fuck chainlink.

PoS ruined ETH.

Day 1376 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Do employers actually contact former supervisors? I can just make them up on job applications, right?

Kanye west is a financial guru and a leader in the movement for freedom of speech, HAIL YEDOLF YEITLER ON X

>AI can make this in 2025 from any picture
How do I profit from this?

>quietly moons and becomes the harbinger of the golden bull run
Apologize

5 months of red will follow. mark my words. buy back in october

Will bitcoin hit a million? My entire future depends on it

I need a 2x to break even. I need 50x to make it.
Fuck.

Have a seat mumu, I think we should discuss what just happened at 105k and is currently happening at 104k. If you're ready, of course. I know how devastating this must be for you.

What I mean is, when did you have that shift in perspective about money. That it really is just... money. That hard work and high positions in a company, they're all a larp

For me, it's when I made over 10k fucking around with leveraged etfs with an initial capital of 20k.
I just looked at trends, sold on resistance, bought on support. I know I took a risk, gambled even lets say - but do I really deserve that 10k? What work did I put in to earn that? Value proposition of 'work' has become broken for me.

My mom and dad would teach to me about how money should be valued. But I've come to the realization, that it's just flowing everywhere.
Calls, Puts, Options, Futures, Leverage..

Do you really need a day job where you slave away? When you just have to have winners, more than losers?

Penny for your thoughts, anon?

>institutions, funds, CTAs all only 10-15% net long
>record institution bearishness right at the bottom
>every “trader” trying to short every pop
>people STILL buying puts into this news
>”sell the news, bro. Rally’s over”

You know the fed put? Now we have a trump put. You are betting against the president of the US if you sell

105 was rejected, it's a clear sign of down!

i would've made 3300% from the trade
i really wanna kill myself, i don't even wanna wake up tomorrow for work, i feel so sick

Everyone here is too optimistic.

>$105k rejected
you know what comes next, right?

Yep, I'm thinkin' we back.

What coin will bring back the Binance shitcoin casino?

105k rejected

Has anyone here ever used a crypto for anything

Day 31 of Phil Collins posting until LINK is $100

Ath very soon

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20 Dollar wen

I sold PEPE bottom to buy SOL bottom.

I present you the average /biz/tranny that is shilling you basedlana scams

Fellow Linkmarines, if anyone of you could take 2 minutes of your day to answer these questions it would be greatly appreciated.

1. I’ve been using WalletConnect via Ledger Live this whole time to stake, now when I want to claim my BUILd rewards it tells me to psychically connect my ledger device and approve. Is this how it was for you?
2. For anyone else using WalletConnect via Ledger Live, does the orange warning box appear about the adress (chain.link) being unkown?
3. I’m trying to get a fair price on the ethgas, will I get the same amount of SXT whenever I claim them within the 90 day window?

Can money fix this?
And if not what can?

BRACE FOR IMPACT 17 DOLLARS BROKEN

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It's not bad to take profit, yeah? Do the right thing anon. You know what to do.

Bulls are getting cocky. Don't they know we're in a recession?

can chainlink flip eth this year?

ELI5 how he has the authority to do this.

I know you're able to see the market now, did you buy the dip last month?

Anyone else seeing this shit?

You think ORANGE MAN would broadcast the exact figure of 21,000,000 on accident or COINcidence?

Better load up now before you can't even FOMO because the exchanges have nothing for sale. Trying to buy Bitcoin will feel like when you are getting rugged on a shitcoin trying to sell before it tanks further and further, but your slippage is fucked up and you have to keep re-trying and pray it works.

It will be in the opposite direction for Bitcoin, you will be trying to obtain Bitcoin and the price will just keep moving up and up while you have to retry your order over and over; Before you know it your $100 order for 0.001 BTC nets you 0.0001 BTC instead.

>1 PBTID

My gym waifu will never notice me.

If leveraged ETFs are only intended for daily holding, who is buying them at the end of the day when you sell?

>sell stacks at top
>gains 20%
>reload at dip and sell stacks at top
>gains another 40%
>”hm i think i’ll hold”
>sell stacks at top
>gains another fucking 40%
I know one of you fuckers is doing this.