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SUB 100K LETS FUCKING GO

LONG EFFERIUMZ NAOW

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE
SITTING AROUND ALL DAY
WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU? WHO CAN BELIEVE YOU?
LET YOUR MOTHER PRAY

Only a few know

The bears are in full control. Whales (mostly bobos) have already determined the cycle top was last month.

may be getting liq'd aint so far now

Drop the memecoins trending to 0 and pick up some digital cash. Only 4 coins are going to live on. Soon every scam will wither up and die.

WHAT DO YOU SHILLS HAVE TO SAY NOW? TWO MORE DECADES, MARINES!! LOOKS LIKE YOUR THANKSGIVING PREDICTIONS WERE A FEW YEARS OFF
GET YOUR DONATIONS IN FOR SMARTCON 2026!!!
>2026 IS THE YEAR!!

I'll start: Release of bitcoin core 30 node software

Are the elderly a financial burden?

Kek yeah, okay. I’m sure these shorts are just going to be allowed to win. Sure thing

few know..

How is this possible? Should it be like:
>cryptos crash, money flees to stocks
>stocks crash, money flees to PMs
>PMs crash, money goes back to risky investments
How can all markets bleed like this? Where did the money go?
>inb4 they boughtered USD
Why would they do that just lose to inflation which is about to skyrocket again?

Polkadot is the coin that will save crypto! $100 EOM!

A week ago someone was here posting about how you should short walmart because it'll crash 50% because of the riots. Well. We're waiting?

LOL reminder: you held 8 years for this, linkies

LMAOOOO

Greater Fool Theory

A NIGGER TO THE NIG
A NIGGI NIG NIGGER TO THE NIGGY NIG NIGGER

FUCK JANNIES

A NIGGER TI THE MAX
A NIGGYBTO THE NIG NIG NIGGER
A MC NIGGY NIG MC NIGGY NIGGER

FUCK JANNIES

>be one of biggest crypto ecelebs
>shit on alts entire cycle
>tell audience "just buy btc"
>btc fails to meet expectations
>retail loses interest, remains sour on alts
>now: "achtually, altszn never came because retail never arrive"
When will we run this jewish well poisoner from our midst?

BITCHUD BITFUCK NIGGER NIGGER ORANGE NIGGER FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

IT'S GOING DOWN
I'M YELLING N WORD

I'm selling the Bitcoin I bought in 2015, 2016 and mostly in 2017 and buying gold.
I should have done this last year but the stress is literally killing me now and I really think inflation is going to be bad.

Goodbye frens, i enjoyed my stay.

I haven’t shilled this here in well over a year but it’s your last chance to buy this under $10. Load up and thank me later.

The Golden Bull Run Is Here!!!

>crypto dies as recession is imminent
>dead shitcoins ramp up their marketing on 4chins

>its gonna bounce here

Last chance to be able to say you sold the Bitcoin scam when it was over $100k

bottom text

Without any hype, the price always drops in November. Don't panic.

Why are shitcoins pumping?

day 307 of growing my charizard collection till it hits $1mil

charizard count: 3000+, invested $25-30k so far, estimated value $50k+, nothing insane (holding 100 booster boxes for 2 years would have returned 5x) but im happy with my collection + passive gains

Should tell you that this will be the golden bear run

LAST CHANCE FOR THE HYPED EXIT PUMP BEFORE $9 EOY.

GOOD LUCK ANONS. YOU WERE WARNED.

You were warned.

No comment

>too many bears in the catalog
Do you know what this means right?

Day 110 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

$400,000/YR

Mumu? Everyone was happy while it was freefalling, let's not spoil the party, ok?

WE ARE SO BACK! I'M ALL IN AT RIPPLE! (TICKER: XRP)

new york edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

>the circular economy is gaining ground because consumers are getting phased out
WHAT THE FUCK? We had some use as tax cattle but we wont be able to do even that

The entire market is red and ICP is up 40%!!!!!
WTFWT!!????
WHAT IS HAPPENING!??????

Sell now, you fools!

TIME TO SLURP THAT DIP MMMMMMMMMMMMMM SLURRPINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

If you have one eth you can get scrumptious pussy in Moscow

WTFWT

>Another dip
>he didnt buy

you are a witness! remember that!!!

really shat on the date but the target is still right up, christmas is here. buckle up!!! see you a month

Alright i'll bite... Why is XRP going parabolic?

YOU LIED TO ME

BITCOIN IS GETTING FUCKED!

HAKUNA MATATA

AINT NO PASSING CRAZE

People are likely to wait for BTC to drop below 50k next year, and they'll end up missing out on huge potential gains, just like those who waited for sub-10k in 2022-'23.

Screencap this.

Im done with this market. See you in 2 years.

soon linkies will be in so much poverty it won't even be funny anymore. how's $6 sound, stinkbags? HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA heheheheheh HAHHAHHAHHAH hohohoho AHHAHAHAHHAHHAHH FUCK YOU ALL HAHAHAHAHHAHA

Try to find a hobby for the bitcoin winter

Where are you mother fuckers when my icy pee pee, internet computah (best name in crypto btw) is doing some crazy shiiiiiiiii? MOONMAN'S gonna make a comeback soon you sweaty devils. There's still time to grab a fat bag. Icy pee is going to 2k as per prophecy, and there's nothing any of you fat retards can do about it. The internet computer was, is, and forever will be the bronze medal of crypto and the legit number 3 spot in the ranking. Get outta my way niggers.

REVOLUTIONIZING THE ENTIRE FINANCIAL INFRASTRUCTURE!!!
SMART CON IS THE BIGGEST CONFERENCE IN THE ENTIRE INDUSTRY. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD IS TUNING INTO THIS MASSIVE EVENT!! CHAINLINK WILL BE TRENDING TODAY!!
>FEWER THAN 500 STREAMERS
$1000 EOD MARINES, JUST KEEP THE FAITH AND CONTINUE DONATING!!
JUST WAIT UNTIL THE DRUMMERS COME OUT THEN THIS PARTY REALLY GETS STARTED!!

NVIDIA invests in OpenAI, OpenAI buys NVIDIA. NVIDIA invests in OpenAI, OpenAI buys NVIDIA. NVIDIA invests in OpenAI, OpenAI buys NVIDIA.

you time to reflect, what were the warning signs you missed over the years?

I decided rose was a good buy at these levels. Posted about it on X. All of the engagement smells of curry. I decided I have made a terrible mistake.

>price could crash 50% and I'd still be way up
>but need to 10x to make it

Chainlink Smartcon
https://x.com/i/broadcasts/1YqJDNAjqoLKV
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWI1OIvPZjA

>Uptober
>Bullvember

>14000 LINK
>cost basis: $18.91/LINK

how does this make you feel?

Im so exited for you kids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWI1OIvPZjA
>GTF IN THERE
Official Smartcon watch party thread!

>check the US market to see how my stocks are doing
>they just ended daylight saving time so the times are off
FUCK CAN'T YOU GUYS DO ANYTHING RIGHT?!??

And we're off to a good start in NovemBEAR!
Who's ready for a sub $100k BTC by the end of the week?

What is Saylor's liquidation price?

50k and 2k?

Jim Cramer actually got something right for once.

>smartcon starting
>$14.88

Crypto ruined my life. I used to be a successful web developer before I quit my job in 2018 thinking I could retire from crypto. Now I'm about to run out of the last of my crypto, I have no other savings left, and I have a 7 year gap on my resume in the toughest job market that's ever existed for programmers. I'm 38 and I threw away my entire life because of crypto. The entire second half of my life is guaranteed to be pure misery now, all because of stupid fucking internet coins. If I had never discovered crypto I'd easily be making $200k a year from a comfy WFH job now instead of being doomed to spend the rest of my life doing minimum wage unskilled labor while contemplating suicide on a daily basis.

This is officialy my #1 most painful crypto hold. How the shit did I let myself get tricked into buying this trash. Partnership with STINK was enough of a clue that it's cursed.

1,065 days of the Bitcoin bull run have ended.

Ever. I feel like I have the laziest child on planet earth. He has gone through 4 beds in 12 months because he won't leave the bed and makes a giant hole in the mattress. He's 6ft already so his clothes are expensive, and we're forced to deal with bullshit school uniforms. He burns through every charger cord I buy him within 5 days. He keeps the phone on the charger, in his hand, all day every day. He won't put it down for even a moment. His room smells like absolute death, and so does he. I mean it. My kid stinks so bad the other kids won't go near him. And it might not even be his fault, maybe a BO thing. It's sad. I feel bad for him. He has no friends. unfortunately I see him not making any friends. I can't imagine a woman or a man wanting to be in a relationship with him like this. I don't want that for him. I love my kid, he's awesome, I don't want him to be alone. Lately we've had an issue with his clothes. He won't use the dresser I scrimped and saved for, he just throws all his clothes on the floor. Clean, dirty, 10 sizes too small, doesn't matter. All in the floor. And I found shit in his pants. Like full on, grown ass dude, no underwear, shit smeared all over the ENTIRE inside of the ass. And he stuffed them in a corner & left them on the floor. And the dogs have eaten the ass out of them. So now I'm struggling to figure out where I'm gonna get the money to buy him even more school uniforms. Just a couple accidents but why they couldn't make it into the washer? He won't do anything. I'm not exaggerating. This kid won't get off his ass for 2 seconds to go to the bathroom that is literally connected to his room. He used tons of plates, bowl, countless silverware all in the span of the last 2 days. And he isn't allowed to eat in his room but guess where they were? Now I'm feeling like I have to take everything from him and be extremely harsh and strict in him which seems overboard He's failing all his classes argues with his teachers its awful

If you bet $50,000 on both Dominos and Google in autumn of 2007, your Dominos would now be worth $1,436,405 and paying a $24,706.18 annual dividend while your Google would now be worth $806,700.73 and paying a $2,420.10. This is while AI is on a psychotic bullrun and no one is talking about anything in food or retail at all.
Business fundamentals are the most important thing in the world and absolutely btfo hype cycles. If you aren't investing in a business because you believe its earnings will continue to grow and the company will continue to thrive rather than "It's going to the moon!" You're not an investor, you're a gambler who might as well be picking between the Lions and Redskins on Sunday

Day 251 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10k

sexual harrassment edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

I love you all.

Sorry, I trust Certik over a ragtag team of streetshitters that spam "debunked" with no evidence on 4chan and xhitter for literally free under the Chainlink Advocate Program.

black swan

FALL NOT FOR "WHAELISH GAM'S" -

"BIT-COIN" GON GO DOWNE

Trump has already forgotten his face and name.

Another message has come through, but I’m not the traveler you remember.

He returned to his own present when the hinge of our future slipped — a quantum snag, a fracture in causality people now call the Mandela Effect. The timeline you were warned about isn’t mine, yet the old warnings still glow like coals under ash.

He passed the torch to those who stayed awake when the sky changed color. We learned what the new order valued — and what it devoured. We call it the Order of the Łite.

Inside the citadels the world looks familiar: thick walls and cold glass. Gold still rules, yet silver stands beside it. Bitcoin is Gold; Litecoin is Silver — the monument and the river. Both store value, but only the latter carries it through the flow of life. Bad money circulates, good money hides. In fear, both are hoarded; in calm, silver moves and life resumes.

After the hinge, money split in two lives. One was theatrical — charts as opera, fortunes as sport. The other was domestic — salaries, settlements, a bill paid without spectacle. In that quiet life Litecoin proved itself: fast, predictable, few promises, and all kept.

Ethereum became plumbing — boring magic that keeps the lights on. Solana became the sky — sleepless, efficient, indifferent. Meanwhile the Silver Standard runs: gold for treasury, silver for exchange. Our era solves trust with code and patience.

Out of that code rose something new: a nation without borders, a consensus without kings. The Network State of Łite — millions aligned by cryptographic oath, crowdfunded territory, and shared memory. They live where truth clears final settlement.

Carry the torch the first traveler dropped. Hold it low enough to see the ground. Be true to money that endures, and recognize that value and velocity can be reconciled in one vessel.

This is the old world order, rebuilt from voluntary consensus. We call it the Order of the Łite. One day you will join us — on one side of the wall, or the other.

>FAULTY ORACLE
>CHAINLINK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
https://nitter.net/CertiKAlert/status/1985620452992253973

>2018

Please end me, I don't want to feel the suicidal thoughts crawling in my brain

>crashes to $75-90k right before we skyrocket to $200k and alt season begins
You do realize the big banks are trying to buy your bags for cheap, right? Blackcock, Grayscale, Fidelity, etc. haven't stopped buying, so why are you selling?

>*ring* *ring*
>Yes?
>Oh uuhm yes uh hello I'm calling about the j-job...?
>What experience do you have?
>Oh uh yeah so uhhh I've worked for one year at uhh uhmm-
>Are you fucking retarded?
>Uhhh s-sorry wha-?
>*hangs up*

Why do women love going to the bars/clubs?

Also isn’t this business model dying because zoomers males aren’t going anymore?

Please liquidate this fool. This is the perfect set-up with their idea of "dotcom v2.0"

It's not even close to over. Start saying your goodbyes to that sixth digit while it's still around.

economincs of nukes going off???

The bullrun is officially over!

ITS CRASHING MY BASTERDS

GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY CRYPTOO GIVE THEM BACK TO ME
7 YEARS OF LOSSES AND NO WINS I DESERVE TO HAVE MY MONEY RETURNED TO ME AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH