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Gather round anons, I have a very important announcement to make

Day 1277 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

Mass adoption is finally here.

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
SOMETHING BIG IS HAPPENING TODAY

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BTC should be at $200,000 right now if Trump said a single word yesterday

are we buying?

Chainlink is going to absolutely rip and fuddies and redditors will be sidelined in disbelief. Congrats, linkies, it's all just beginning.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

TRUMP token just applied for ETF, check the news it's in the sec website


www sec gov


/Archives/edgar/data/1771146/000199937125000494/rexosprey-485apos_012125.htm?s=09#rexospreyprosaia001

This solana memecoin made their own gambling game shit go hard

is this the power of trump?

This is the exit pump isn’t it?

Wait a second, trump bros. Are WE the baggies?

damn..

We are pumping! Where is the SNAIL?

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>March to October
>BTC up 0%
>Alts up 0%
>/biz/ made 0%
>swingchads made 500%
And I will enjoy another half a year of crabbing now, bulls will never get their annoucement and bears will never see a bearish SEC.
The Crabs reign is back, hodlers lose once again, there will NEVER be another 10x pump.

I will never financially recover from this.

ENTER

WTF WAS THAT

A fucking nation just rugpulled

I'm starting two shitcoins, expect me to start shilling them here soon. Don't worry i won't rugpull, it's for an art project.

melania will recover right?

https://doge.gov/
And for this special day, I also want a DOGE ETF. Wait...

Anyone else really surprised it didn't pump?

Good morning fellas. My neighbor said this here web page is where guys "in the know" go to get the scoop on how to get rich with the stocks and the crypto. So boys, how do I do it?

BUY BONK, YOU WON'T GET AN EARLIER CALL

If everyone worked together to collectively pump coins, we could all be rich.
Why don't we do this?

The elite do this all the time. That's how you get Insiders who know what's going to pump and what's going to dump.

let's get in here retards: this meme could be huge
this is the funniest shit I've seen today, this is gonna be huge and normies will look for the meme:
https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1i6k39f/i_recorded_myself_instantly_losing_500k_of_my/

let's make it big biz

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You've been warned.

HBAR

What are we buying today?

Let's make those niggers hurt

https://talk.brave.com/this--is--your--weekly--bat-community--call

how are eth l2s any different than Solana, fantom, or avax? you still have to bridge over.. My shitcoins on ETH benefit zero from Base or Arbitrum. Vitalik is a fucking retard for not lowering the gas fees.

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/1771146/000199937125000494/rexosprey-485apos_012125.htm

The Big Black bull is approaching

Poorfag from /ck/ here. Don't know if this the place for it, but I'm looking for tips as to how (and how much) to invest. I never really invested in anything, besides doing some simple bank deposits/investments, so I don't even know the basics. How should I start? Are there any good sources to learn about investing from? What should I avoid? I would appreciate any kind of help and advice.

How the fuck would DOGE pump? Why? It's absolute trash, it's a memecoin, it will never hit triple digits, that would render more than $10 trillion market cap

It's over.

>m 19
>europe
>neet
>broke
>mentally ill (severe)
HOW CAN I GET NEETBUX SO I DONT GO HOMELESS
??

We prezident now

I bought a tiny amount of VTHOR 2 days ago and I woke up to see it had randomly gone up 100%, even though THOR and VET aren't doing anything at all. What is going on with this fucking market.

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President Trump has filled for ETF on $TRUMP, BTC, ETH, XRP, BONK, SOL and DOGE.

>what does that mean?
It means that if it gets accepted boomers will be able to trade these coins on stock exchanges where they feel safe and comfortable.
This changes everything, go buy, you're early, for once.

I expected a violent dump

GO BACK TO WORK WAGIES

hatin sol. yeah it's a thing i do

will this ever get to 50m? be careful guys

I fuckin hate uphold. The scammiest of all exchanges. I've had this account for two weeks. Yesterday, this timer was at 11 hours. shitty withdrawal interface.

He has to be an effective leader of ETH in order for it to succeed and beat projects like Solana. However by doing so he proves ETH is more like a VC shitcoin like Solana. Which makes ETH late and outdated for that purpose.
If he distances himself the project could fade into irrelevance.

There. The last bullish catalyst was just priced in.

I went with solana because it's backed by jews

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behind hiring ugly dislikeable losers as the spokespeople of your product? Clearly it doesn't work

Is it time?

I just want Solana to go away

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Not gonna lie, I bought the Trump meme coin at 45$ dollar dip before his presidential speech thinking he was going to say whatever about cryptos and it was going to moon.

I think he doesn't trust his wife and the melania token ruined everything. He possibly feared other morons were going to launch their own meme tokens which kind of happened since there are a dozen of fake trump coins already.

Now I'm 20% down on 1/3 of my portfolio and considering selling before it 's too late.

just amounted my first $10k after 1 year as a third worlder

And with Trump holding so much Ethereum, can you guess what's happening soon? Yeah, I should have never told you

The market is going to pump again, right?
...right?

how do we identify golden nugget meme coins such as TRUMP, MELANIA, PNUT
ASAP? Who do you follow?

>"You see god candles?"
>"intersting"
*writes a note"

Want to hold for 3/4 months ideally, not too long term. What are you bullish on right now anon?

SUI or SOL?

the sergs saw this and immediately slurped

>Openly pro crypto
>Friends with the most influential person in the world when it comes to crypto
>Everyone is waiting for him to talk about it in his speech
>Starts his own crypto right before said speech
>Speech happens
>No mention of crypto whatsoever
>Musk still hasn’t shilled his coin
>Mainstream media outlets suspiciously silent about it too, the president of the most powerful country in the world started a memecoin, nobody gives a shit
What are they cooking? It seems intentional. Are they letting it die so that they can buy low and suddenly start massively shilling it to pump it?
I find it hard to believe that Trump would want his name to be affiliated with a failcoin.

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you just have to click on where it says base or arbitrum
>what?
right there! click on that
>I can't see it
it's right fucking there you negro
>this is too hard for me

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/kikicat/

$$$

Money skelly is holding pepe now. Bullish or bearish?

Ngl the vibes the past 2 days feels like the market is giga topped. Thoughts?

Baggies are getting restless.

TRUMP COIN ON THE ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN JUST GOT RELEASED

HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!
HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!

Someone at work mentioned $tet at work. I looked into it and on the paper it looks good. Even won a few awards. low supply and the price right now looks good too.

What is /biz/ opinion on this project?

Seriously thinking about investing €100K in this.

Should I do it guys?

Electricity is basically free in my country and the government is planning on making it even cheaper.

This is the only way to stop the new Trump token spam
And yes with India i mean Pakistan Sri Lanka and Bangladesh aswell

DONALD TRUMP RELEASED ANOTHER SHITCOIN ON THE ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN

I was hearing rumours about Trojan Trading Bot, I saw my friends using it, so I googled it, clicked first link, connected my phantom wallet, and they instantly drained 3000$ from me... the first link on google is a scam

Tough learn for me today

Do you know any good crypto trading bots that bring in small profits for small or non-existant fees?

>50 out of +200 EOs signed on first day
>Day 2 is likely going to be several mashes of the diet coke button after the first 2 presses
>Only EO tiday relating to crypto was audit of agency overreach (SEC)
Donnie wants the make American Crypto Great Again, like SOL, USDC, RLUSD and XRP, and there's another crypto conference coming up.
Dare I sell my vintage pokémon cards now in time prior to the 1Y and 2Y bonds exploding at the kneecaps from XRP being made legal tender or do you reckon too late and hold the cards to ride the giganigahyperinflation wave of the FED printing donniedollars to buy XRP to stay relevent?

Stink is Prussian, fuck off, do not @me.

I have lost so much fucking money thanks to this fucking retadr

My nephew is 12yo and yesterday he bought this meme called millennia for 100 bucks but now it's only 30 ??????????? Does anyone knows if he got hacked and some brat took his money and how can i get a refund? because I'm not happy with purchase and clearly he was underage while doing this. Thank you and god bless.

One of these days, some of you will rue the day crypto was invented

HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!

TRUMP COIN ON THE ETHEREUM BLOCKCHAIN JUST GOT RELEASED

HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!
HAPPENING! HAPPENING! HAPPENING!

nano

When is the pump going to happen?
I've been waiting for hours and Americans are still asleep at 8 AM ?

is chillguy being adopted by democrats and leftists?

>I don't want to do stock
>I don't want to collect boomer rocks
>I don't want to do crypto anymore
What can I do? Start a business? How do I afford that?

>Boss attends some stupid seminar
>Comes back, tells me we need more innovation here
>Orders me to tell my workers to implement more creative thinking in the workplace
>We are a fucking toilet paper company
>What boss says, goes
>Days later everyone's trying to brainstorm "creative" toilet paper
>We're wasting time trying to innovate in the toilet paper industry
>Our biggest client is literally just the buildings next door buying cheap toilet paper in bulk
How do I let my boss know this isn't gonna work?

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>use solana
>if your transaction fails your gas fee gets eaten
>mfw you can literally lose hundreds if not thousands of dollars failing transactions over and over

lmfao you can legit bankrupt yourself just failing transactions hahahahaha

Serious post.
Proof melania launch was not fair as trump coin.
Possible rug?


Trumpcoin added liquidity 2 mins after the social post.
Over $1.5mi USDC was added to the pool.

>Price USD: $0.1917
>Price: 0.1917 USDC
>FDV: $191,732,347

>Total liquidity: $19,117,051
>Pooled TRUMP: 91,359,234
>Pooled USDC: 1,600,531 ($1,600,531)


Higher liquidity = less impact on the price for dex swaps
This allowed trades without skyrocketing the price.


However for melania coin, even though it was also announced at the same time, at first only $40000 was added to liquidity

>Price USD: $0.05307
>Price: 0.05307 USDC
>FDV: $53,075,568

>Total liquidity: $5,307,556
>Pooled MELANIA: 99,246,357
>Pooled USDC: 40,000 ($40,000)

This made the price sky rocket with less swaps, so who got early, got bigger bags.
However probably most that tried to purchase at this point got reverted swaps due high to price impact.

Proper liquidy was only added half and hour later, the price was already $2.10. 42x from initial price.

>Price USD: $2.10
>Price: 2.1061 USDC
>FDV: $2,106,165,355

>Total liquidity: $23,614,557
>Pooled MELANIA: 9,880,854
>Pooled USDC: 2,803,844 ($2,795,723)


Was it on purpose to exit from trump coin?
Or they didn't expect this big success for melania coin and only added a small liqudity pool at first?
Who knows...


Of course this went unnoticed, we all FOMOed because trump coin launch was fair and earned people's trust, but remember he had casino, collapsed stocks, he knows how it works...

My crypto holdings are blue balling me left and right.

>web wallets fucked up and now users need to renew their wallets
kek

More like smellania, got in at 8 dollars, down 5k already is this shit going to 0 bros? I thought when trump had this huge spike a lot of retards will ape in this as well, but I guess I was wrong, missed TRUMP, went in SMELLANIA and lost 5k (for now)

it's norwood 3

Was he shorting Tesla?

Just release another 4chan coin. You'll feel better.