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Did something broke in the financial system or what?

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>futures all in the red
>death crosses forming everywhere, price below 200 daily EMA everywhere
Fuck this shit. This is the final month of the 2025 bull too. We really got fucking frontrunned huh?

Hey marines, don’t get demoralized and stop listening to the fuddies. Everything is gearing up for the imminent giga pump we’ve been waiting for so long. Stay strong and do NOT sell, in case we actually do dump keep accumulating for a couple of more years!

We are the Link marines
We are never selling

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AHHHHHHHHH MARKETS ARENT EVEN OPEN YET AND ITS CRASHING AHHHHHHHHHH MY ALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

DIES IRAE

>most pro-crypto administration in history
>literally pardoning crypto criminals for money
>big banks still sucking up the crypto supply by the billions
>bitcoin STILL crashing
If this were any other asset, you'd be in a golden bull run. Yet you're barely better than a year ago. Maybe your internet funny money is only good for buying drugs and evading capital controls and people are realizing it's actually worthless?

Fiat values are to volatile and it makes no sense to do what we do, us dollar was good for a while but its time passed and we need something new and stable

SELL ALL ALTS NOW OMFG IT'S NOT COMING BACK THIS TIME SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Is we getting ath today?

Any of you nerds own Nintendo?

>link is selling official cuck chairs now to make up for zero revenue
>piggies actually buying them
lmaooo no wonder its dumping so hard
$15

>everyone was expecting alt season
>instead they get the crash
Kek

This is me watching Bitcoin collapsing

Is the dump over? Seems like its not going down anymore... we are recovering right, anon?

Things don't randomly pump. You need to understand why. The truth is, alt season is underway already and it's happening right under your noses. Rotation is under way and will continue going. Buy alts now or get sidelined.

Day 4

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Will btc crash to 90k?

bros I don't feel so well, we will be alright Dash bros???

Things will get better, right? This isn't Black Tuesday 2? I don't want to live through the 1930s bros I need the 1920s to keep on rolling, my life hasn't even started yet

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Anon I hope you have accumulated enough.

This was an exciting bullrun marines. Hope you took some profits along the way. See you in 2028

How the fuck can I stop my browser from being locked by Gemini's "SET UP A PASSKEY YOU FUCKER" overlay? IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK.

I log into my account and wait for literally five minutes for the fucking page to load because Gemini is literally that fucking slow over my internet connection. Then, ten seconds after the page finally loads, it all gets grayed out and an animation shows up in the center of the page saying "Set up a passkey". There's no "X" to break out of it, the ONLY option given is to click on the button to "Create passkey". I click on the button, it waits for a few minutes, then tells me "Passkey creation failed". It gives me a second button next to the original saying "set up authenticator app". I click that, and the fucking thing disappears and the animation goes right back to the "Create passkey" button ONLY.

I WANT TO DUMP MY ETH BEFORE IT GOES TO ZERO YOU FUCKING NIGGERS.

Is there any way to stop this shit? Plobbit suggests getting an account at Kraken instead, but the TOS includes a "biometrics" thing which says that I'm required to upload a selfie, and that they keep it forever and use it to confirm my biometrics data from time to time, so it sounds like they're doing the same fucking garbage.

Are there any OTHER exchanges available to U.S. residents that just allow me to fucking sell my ETH shitcoin?

Alts are about to get fucking destroyed past recognition. This purge is necessary and you all will learn that only bitcoin matters.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Waiting for the next 10% leg down

Finally Chainlink gets the first oracle failure since inception, right before smartcon xD, never do I want to hear that Chainlink is the superior Oracle ever again

Trust the plan gweilo and do NOT sell please

Fuck you

Hmm, twitter is full of new maximalists and experts in privacy

digital gold !

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All this pullbacks are necessary for the altseason. Yes, the altseason is still coming. If you're on spot, don't sell. Don't be retarded

>getting called "sport" by a rich American businessman

How many bitcoins is a russian slut nowadays

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Our time has finally come, Altcoin sisters.

Never change, /biz/

$30 EOW

What is this pattern called?

.... What are they BUYING?!

I bought at 126k

Well, it has been fun and all. See you in a year.

never selling

chainlink token

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Don't see anyone talking about this. Apparently the way Build rewards work is stakers will receive "cubes" i.e. poker chips that they can apply to the build partner (or number) of their choice, and share in a portion of that project's success. (or failure)

Rewards scale too: If you happen to have 5% or 10% of the cubes atteibuted to a given project, you earn 10% of build rewards. Sounds like big potential to make a lot of money if you're smart and/or lucky.

Theres going to be stories of people going all in on disaster projects, and stories of someone putting half a percent on some random token on a whim and becoming a gorillionaire.

NOT GONNA SELL OFF ANY SATOSHI
FOR THE NEXT FOUR OR FIVE WEEKS
I'M TRYIN TO MAKE MYSELF SOME MONEY
CAUSE I'VE GOT THE MARKET BEAT
Cause I'm in a bind
And the dimes break the bind
HODL TIME
HODL up this time
HODL TIME
HODL TIIIIIIME

is he right?

im the youngest chainlink holder

Its ok to panic sell

>lower highs
>lower lows
>biz is still bullish
this board is fucking dead. see you faggots in 2027

Seriously. Keep up the good work.

Every pullback is an opportunity

can we have a polymarket bet that this guy will be in jail for fraud by end of 2026?

insider here. BTC will pump into a bull trap at 112k - 117k, short/exit accordingly. for holders, this will be the last chance to pull out before crash to 96k. good luck /biz/

Is this chart bullish??

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Withdraw all your assets from exchanges, this is your final warning.

Crash discussion.

Now that the bull market is officially over, what price do we being re-entry BoBros?

You know starting a communist revolution and eating the rich doesn't sound that bad right about now

how long till smartcon

Just business nothing personnel!

Is Luxembourg still a fiscally attractive country to live in? Compared to the neighboring countries. My occupation is self employed IT consultant

Apologize.

Privacy top is in
rotate to memecoins

WHY YOU REDEEM??????

>Dome theory is back on track

The crash is imminent Edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

why do companies still bother to go public if theyre inevitably gonna get pooomped and dooomped by hedge funds

>crypto president hosting Great Gatsby parties
>biz eating shit daily
love to see it

What does he mean by this?

HAAHAHHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I NEED TO SEE SOME GREEN I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED SOME GREEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP NO MORE NIGGERBLEEDING

Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

another low

Aged quite well, actually

And how come there is no bitcoin general?
Even fake meat had one

just do a -60% and get this shit over with, ive waited enough crabbing at least we can see some green afterwards

200k EOY is sounding unrealistic now, but how many people are there that believe we will go to 150k before the year ends?

What am I in for?

He's right, you know

>they don't know 95k today is inevitable

I'm done. I'm fucking done and I will exit this simulation on my own terms. Thank you for the laughs back then biz bros. There hasn't been something to laugh about in quite some time. I'm so fucking tired you wouldnt believe it. I'm glad the market is crashing, my hopes were delusional anyways. There is no better life and life is not worth it when you're living like a slave. Best of luck guys, hope you make it for me. The water is waiting for me and there is no point in staring at it for the next years, might as well just jump now. It's long overdue.

Can you make money with 4chain? If so, how?

I found out I live an hour away from former pornstar Vanessa Lane. Do you think if I offered her alot of money and asked her nicely she would have sex with me?

Aaannnd here comes the next dump, smile for the camera!

How long will this last?

Fud sisters, link shorters, swingies - A toast!

Thanks for playing marines, see you next bullrun

remember me?

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Is BRICS a true rival of the US in economic terms?

WE ARE THE DIGI MARINES
AND WE ARE NOT FUCKING SELLING

Link sisters stay strong!

Surely they dont dump BTC below $100k just to suppress LINK a while longer?

It has to end eventually

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I also need to acknowledge a recurring pattern in my life. Even when I take time off or step back from work for long stretches, I often still feel depressed, anxious, and directionless. Breaks that I thought would bring relief have instead left me feeling hollow and unfulfilled. Even many overseas trips that should have felt exciting and restorative ultimately made me feel empty. Simply removing work has never guaranteed happiness. I need purpose, structure, and internal grounding, and forgetting that has led me to repeat old assumptions and chase the wrong solutions.