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What are YOU investing in when America is destroyed in WW3 and aliens arrive to guide humanity to enlightenment just in time for Agenda 2030?

History doesn’t always repeat, but it rhymes.

>AYO HOL'UP, TODAY MARKET'S CLOSED FOR WE WUZ PRESIDENTS BUT RACIST TRUMP TWITTED UP DEM TARIFFS?

One year ago this was the shit. Kek.

>the future of finance

When society collapses you better have practice it isn't easy.

>CRYPTO PRESIDENT
>PEACE PRESIDENT
>EPSTEIN PRESIDENT
So based and redpilled. Panicans seething.

Trump knows the Supreme Court might strike down his power, he is likely trying to "lock in" trade deals now before he loses the legal authority to use tariffs as a threat.

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It is 7:13am right now. I have no work today. But to think I am normally up and on the way to work in the dark is quite…depressing. How do people work 5 days a week?

Shame on you NY.

auto edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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I finally bought back in the pump immediately ended. Again.

i should have bought silver

They made a /biz/ anime.

https://youtu.be/Hg3mStr7UpI

My mother buys apartments off-plan and then makes me pay them off (even though I don’t want to, we already have a place to live). And once it’s paid off, it starts all over again - this needs plastering, the bathroom needs fixing, and so on.

I told her I have some ideas for which I need money, she doesn't seem to care.

The powers that be have a new system that has been in the development for decades now, ready to be rolled out in the coming years. It will operate in parallel starting sometime this year and by the next decade it will be fully operational as the Agenda 2030 goals are slowly being implemented.
There will be no collapse, no violence, no uprising, no world war, no revolution, no killing of jews or politicians or other such fantasies. Instead there will be law & order, compliance and total surveillance until the very end. AI will be at the center of it all.

The Great Reset is inevitable.

Is it time to make private ownership of gold and silver illegal?

It was so easy to make money, but you had to play with shitcoins.

top signal?

What is this body type called?

Btc Is Pumping!!!!!!

How do people manage to work retail or fast food jobs?

Stake only has 96% rtp or so, 100% rtp is definitely a blessing, I gave it a try and its actually good, been playing blackjack and keno for a while w/ green pnl

I found it here: https://reddit.com/r/duelcryptocasino/comments/1q7oain/duel_casino_the_nokyc_crypto_casino_built_around/

lmao faggots

I'm about to lose my v card and fuck a prozzie. I booked her for an hour. What should I expect bros?

I know i could search, but I want your opinions and experiences.

Id like to buy Russian, Asian, Indian, African and South American stocks.

Is Swissquote, IBKR, Degiro good for these? Is there one broker which has access to all markets? If not do you have your money on different Broker accounts? How do you deal with oversight?

Silver Shortage Holiday chaos ed.

>Why precious metals?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI [Embed]
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A [Embed]
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo [Embed]

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos [Embed]

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
https://goldsilver.be/en/ (EU)
https://www.acheter-or-argent.fr/index2.php/ (EU)
more at:https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en
https://silverseek.com
https://www.silverdoctors.com
https://www.mining.com
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com (US)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide
https://www.coinflation.com
http://coinapps.com
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM [Embed]
https://www.usgs.gov/programs/mineral-resources-program/science
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo [Embed]
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY [Embed]
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k [Embed]
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

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buy BBBY-WT today. bbby warrants. today.

Purchasing government bonds only make sense if you plan on having kids.

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LMFAOOOO

Would you buy this chart?

the price is rising!

whats the noobie stack for crypto?

Just want to invest some money and leave it for 20 years.

>$1k BTC
>$100 XRP
>$50 Link
>$500 ETH

???

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

right now i can buy enough rice and beans to last 25 years for $11,500 shipped to my house. would it be a wise investment to have food security for the rest of my life?

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What does my net worth have to be in order to get a solid 4/10 gf like this?

People have begun to lose their hopes and forget their dreams.

Nobody cares about anything anymore.
Nobody wants to get together anymore.
Nobody does anything without getting paid anymore.
Nobody wants to do anything anymore.

https://youtu.be/kVaolNKt2zw
https://youtu.be/1d925iMSuLY

>never taught about investing so never bothered
>dont learn about investing until my late 20s/early 30s
>100k sitting in a low yield savings account because no one taught me that high yield savings accounts exist

>every schizo thread on here ends up being right even if it takes 20 years
what's the one recurring schizo thread left that still hasn't pumped?

The chinks are back in town, the chinks are back in town!

Are there any anons here that were alive during the dot com bubble? What was it like? Did you lose money?

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Silver is about to crash, isn't it?

How is this possible?

Silver is about to moon, isn't it?

When Trump gets Greenland, every market is going to pump like crazy and metals are going to correct hard.
Prepare wisely.

Larry Flink (Black Rock):
> Interest on the US debt is ultimately what's predicted to destroy the US economy. That debt payments will eventually grow out of control, and the dollar will be abandoned because it essentially turns into monopoly money. A fair amount of folks believe the US debt is already out of control, which is why they're swapping to actual long-term assets like precious metals, nuclear goods, or refinement.

I have over 2000oz of Silver and 30oz of Gold, im ngmi, bros, i may as well rope.

Is this how it feels to be a cryptofaggot?

>NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST LIKE, GET RICH BY BUYING SILVER. IT'S A COMMODITY. IT DOESN'T GENERATE REVENOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whats the next big thing for Link that will lead to price action this year?

This rally DID fail like all the others

>wife's son told me to sell my LINK for silver
I've never been so frustrated and angry in my life. I'd never want to hit a child, but he knows how important this project is to me.

WHAT HAPPENED?!?!

When can we expect chainlinj to hit $10k a token

Not so fast, bobo

>BTC dumps right when futures open, not when tariffs were announced two days ago
Crypto is a complete legacy boomer asset at this point. It can't even predict futures anymore. If you're still in crypto and not in metals your only hope is to join a silverchad's femboy harem.

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?!

This has to be the biggest retard in crypto ever.
Arrives after the party has ended and starts binging the koolaid. Fucking niggercaptcha....

Day 1614 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

A toast to the Indian century of prosperity

A toast, to the golden century of Chinese prosperity

What is this body type called?

So you've learned to overcome the wards of sorcery that protect me?
It matters not.
come.
dash yourselves on the unfeeling shoals of my might.

How is this not an easy 4%? NVIDIA would need to dump so insanely hard in such a short time it would be the most insane rugpull in history after the tulip mania.

Its market cap is currently $33 trillion. Can it even 3x to 100 trillion? How much money is there in the world??

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I facetime with homosexuals on snapchat for money

I have to go to work tomorrow, I fucking hate waging so much, all I want to do is relax by myself and play videogames, watch tv and browse the internet, fucking hate this fucking life, can't even do what you want, you have to be a fucking slave to get money so you don't starve, there's no fucking escape Crypto doesn't help, just a fucking scam trap. FUCCCCKCKCKCK man. Fuck this fucking world.

What's unironically the best way to profit off of trump's latest round of tariffs

What is this facial expression conveying?

can someone tell me the implications of this graph?

and just like that, this marks the bottom for altcoins for atleast 2026. you will hear people screaming in denial 'it must go down' but they wont, there is also a 68% chance they will retrace months of downtrend in just a few weeks

good luck anon and dont get caught on the wrong side

Shib dropped below its original launch price.

I’m dropping my entire life savings into this shit now ($9k)

See you in 3 years.

the bears are trapped

This curry fucker is doing a token migration. How many more will fall again

Attention BUILD Season 1 participants:
Mind Network is up 300% in the past week.

>Monday
>Martin Luther King day
>Market fucking obliterates itself

Need i say more?

Look at the charts son. Just a sign of what's to come.

is it actually over this time

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Since stable coins are now required to hold short term US sovereign debt and the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DONALD TRUMP wants low interest rates, the government is now incentivized to scare all the crypto investors into selling their crypto for stable coins. A sudden demand for stable coins would cause a flood of liquidity into the Treasury market.

i’ve been having constant panic attacks. it’s not about having to go to work again, i failed my family
just needed to vent
i’m not going to kms i have a baby boy to look after
i’m just
JUST

>now all the permabulls will just say "uhhmm ackshually I wasn't wrong it only went down because of MUH TARIFFS"

Are smoke shops still the go to for starting an easy business?

So what happened? Looks like there was a giant scam wick yesterday or something.

>your worthless ancestors could have started a business when it was piss easy in the 40s or 50s and you would be rich as fuck

like god damn nigga u could drop out of the 6th grade with a 4th grade reading level and start a successful business easily.. you would be a billionaire today btw hahaha

>Go long on futures
>Buyers stop raising the bid and I get raped by sellers

>Go short on futures
>Sellers start raising the ask so I get raped by buyers

How the fuck are you supposed to win at this shit? Jesus fucking Christ.

SLLLUUUURRRRRRPPPP

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BUY

The average normie cannot afford 100 ounces of silver. Not even close. I asked a handful of co workers today if they invest and they all said no they have zero disposable income.

The can’t even afford 1 ounce. Thats how broke they are. I asked why? They said basically their kids drain all their money with dance lessons for their daughters and new clothes every year on top of Xmas and bday presents and student loan debt.

If you own 100 ounces of silver you are in a position that only upper middle class and rich can afford. The normies are completely bogged down financially.

>WHO LIVES IN A MONDAY UNDER THE SEA?
>BIG GUY NIGGERPANTS

Tfw I sold 7 figs of jasmy and fucked off to Thailand before nigger trump killed gryfto

>zoomer wagies live like this day to day and dont see anything wrong with it

trade war edition

>Some helpful links to numb the pain
https://findahelpline.com/
https://www.nvidia.com/refunds/
https://www.whitehouse.gov/refunds
https://jlingz.com/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

What's in store for the markets this week?

Is this the most boring asset there is? It used to be extremely volatile. There used to be a meme cuture surrounding it. People used to fantasize about the future of money. Now it's just nothing.