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Is there any way to save Bat? I remember when it was released and backed by Brave Browser, everybody had such high hopes for this coin. It had utility and massive potential and a large base that could adopt it. But instead the coin has been crabbing for a decade.

If we started an online store that only accepted Bat and also burnt some small percentage of the tokens gained from sales would this be able to raise the price?

I have a serious problem which arose after i became rich from investing every month. I have a beautiful virgin gf who is 25, well she was virgin before me which is why she's so in love with me I could never imagine cheating on her or breaking her heart or something. She wants to marry me. The problem is that I'm now a millionaire from alt coins and btc and don't want to divide all our assets or make this "our" crypto. She is absolutely in love with me and I love her as well. Another thing is that I want to live the bachelor lifestyle like Charlie Harper and there's a pornstar escort in LA I've been watching ever since I was 10 who you can meet up and have dinner with for just 1500-4000 usd depending on how long you'd want her to be your gf for. Idk I just feel like this is a one in a lifetime opportunity and maybe I'm selling myself short as a man if I get into a marriage now and have kids? I'm only in my 30s so I'm basically still a kid and I was thinking it's better to enjoy my money rather than go for that stable sort of lifestyle. But we also really love each other and she never even held hands with a man before me, it would destroy her if I left her.

What do you guys think? What is more financially feasible?

107k tonight you retarded bobo
do you think bobos will bawl their eyes out once we rocket to 130k?

Is the golden bull run finally here?

Is crypto rigged?

Why would anyone support this jeet coin? The only use case is scamming. Praying on this nigga downfall

A textbook bull trap. You can safely short today from 9 AM EST onwards

no /memecoin/ thread? let's fix that. what are we gambling on anons?

captcha: jsarr

Been seeing the vine coin surging recently, i really do think its the next big meme coin. Ive bought 25,000 recently and gonna see how it goes but it just pumped 60% last few days. the volume is insane too

You know what happens on Monday when we are pumping on Sunday, right? Don't be stupid and take profits, right fucking now.

I am thinking of buying a BMW 340i around August when Bitcoin hits 150k dollars. Life is too short to not enjoy it. Anyways, what are you planning to buy this year /biz/?

Is budgeting pointless?

Isn't it better to just cut on useless expenses?

What’s going on out there? Are they back yet?

Link tokens? Kawaii UwU
Better own a bag desu, Anon-san

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I have it on good authority, that IF a deal will be made on TIKTOK - Rumble will be one of the American companies involved. This is why they have $300milion waiting in the bank.

If this deal goes through, then the stock will go crazy. There’s also little downside as they have the 300mil in the bank regardless.

Do you ever read random stories online of people having bad jobs and get struck by the patheticness of the situation due to details they go over in passing, almost as if they don't realise how pathetic things are?

For example, I read a Reddit post by someone on shit pay who is most likely working at a tiny no name company and he mentioned the pressure of deadlines, multiple team building sessions, and being put on a performance plan due to being off sick for a few days.

I didn't reply but this person's situation is not redeemable without leaving.

I've felt the same patheticness as well. At one point I worked for a loans company in a random British town and I realised at one point that I was in a similar situation to the main character from Peep Show (though I had even less of a social life).

Going into the office and being the social outcast felt insanely pathetic. Paying rent in a random city felt pathetic. Being the only non-normie in a sea of normies felt pathetic.

I think working from home is a great insulator from a lot of this. So is working at a huge zero urgency company. Those little humiliating details aren't as frequent.

An element that also comes up in my mind is the "main character energy" feeling. Just being in some situations automatically feels like you've condemnded your life to uselessness.

Made 7 figures, single, 30s, incel, autistic

My family is broke, parents are in their late 60s and renting, sister is married with kids, but they have no hope of ever buying a house, they cant even save money for a deposit, my brother married a girl from a "well off" family, so my brother is doing okay purely based on the fact his wifes parents gifting them 6 figures worth of assets.

That said, my sister and my parents constantly stress me out, all they talk about is how financially fucked they are, and its all their fault for NEVER investing, and REFUSING to learn and they treat me like shit to blow off steam from their shitty financial decisions, and not only that they yell at me anytime I try to help them understand what theyre doing wrong and did wrong

At what point do I just leave the country, go to a place where I can withdraw crypto tax free, and just start my own life?

My family is basically broken because of a life time of poor financial decisions and ignorance of how the monetary system works. I tried explaining them what inflation is, how money is printed, how you need to have been investing as soon as possible, or you get left behind, and they just look at me like stuffed mullets and say its too complicated for them to understand

I just know if Im around my family Im going to inevitably be burdened by them financially and the question is, as a man in my 30s, how bad is it if I just disappear from my family and go start my own life in another country, away from the constant stress of dealing with a broke and poor and financially retarded family

will you buy this chart anon?

this your next chance after cheese got jeeted last night.

logo is a cartoon dog mid-zoom
community growing fast
vibes are high
meme potential is off the charts
people already making memes and gifs
telegram active, dev staying lowkey
chart’s been lively
no promises, no utility — just energy
good old-fashioned memecoin degeneracy
if it goes, it GOES

>buy $TICKER
>goes up 10%
>sell
>keeps going up
>"Not tricking me this time fuckers I'm not fomoing back in"
>look at it hours/days later
>up 200% from what was my buy in
>mad at my realized profit because it could have been more

>buy $TICKER
>goes up 10%
>"Not tricking me this time fuckers I'm holding longer"
>look at it hours/days later
>up 100% from my buy in
>don't sell
>goes down 50%
>sell
>mad at my realized profit because it could have been more

EVEN WHEN I WIN I LOSE

i want to start selling cosmetic stuff on shopify. anyone have any good resouces/guides/tips on how to use shopify on a low budget? their fees are crazy and every plugin I add will charge me monthly too.
I found some free code on the web and some free apps like Kraken Cart Drawer and all the shopifys own apps but I'm still looking for good alternatives for klavio and flow

I’m not fucking selling my Link

The Web3 Trump game edition

>Wants to pay down 36T debt
Short Term downsides
>recession
>Bond Market collapses
>Interest Rates spike
Long Term consequences
>Deflationary pressure
>Dollar demand falls
>Undermining the U.S. Treasury

Why is this gay ass globalized economy rigged against us? It's like they want to keep us in debt forever.

WHAT IS HAPPENING

bye bye 2500

how am i supposed to live after fumbling generational wealth

Zoomers can’t HODL.

I’m seeing bobo euphoric posts when Bitcoin goes from 104k to 103k on a weekend.. and I’m not supposed to be bullish?

I'M YELLING NIGGER

The stock market is just gambling for grown ups. why is this allowed?

AAAAAND WALLAHI WE ARE BACK TO 103K

after the pump I sold some shitcoins to sleep better. now where do I place my usdc/t for best yields? cexs are paying shit.

>get famous for being racist
>internet strangers give you $700,000+
Money doesn't even mean anything anymore.

Told you so. Markets wont pump for anything short of nuclear war.

Bobros I'm going to be sick. How can internet funny money be worth 100k?

The tariffs talk will go well but retard in chief will fuck it all up with his social media dementia rants

> 'The average person buying IPOs is going to get creamed' - Charlie Munger
Did he have a point?

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Anybody used a VPN to claim their rewards?

People who don't know shit about about crypto not even baseline knowledge about how blockchain works or features other cryptos have.... The kind of people who are just NPCs and just think like a hivemind and the degeneration here for everyone to want to be like everyone else has skewed more and more in the last 10 years and it's completely pathetic not one person here wants to think outside the box to find what others can't.... you all lost your way and have become just as retarded as boomers who only know about crypto from the fucking news

>Current: $2500
>ATH: $4800
>ATH inflation adjusted: $6400
>February 2025, a mere 3 months ago: $2800
>Current Ratio: 0.024
>May 2024 Ratio: 0.055
And ETHies are celebrating this shit, fucking kek.

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https://x.com/plzbepatient/status/1830319212696682657

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chase_Bank#ATM_glitch_incident

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheque_fraud#2024_Chase_Bank_glitch

No mention of any criminal charges

Also the captcha timer is so annoying lol, it kept resetting every time I thought I finished waiting

China bent the knee. They will buy 1 trillion lb of basedbeans the next year

Amyone with a mortgage can confirm this?

All I want is a jungle azn gf and JDM beater.

We are in "return to normal" aren't we?

All I had to do was buy apu during the dip. But the reddit bobo in me said no.

Some of the best days of /biz/. Post images from your favorite times as we enjoy the pumps as much as she did.

hey fags 9 year ago some chad created wofl as the new pepe.

this is him now

what do you ninjas think

No amount of green candle will fill the void edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

>Financial TV
https://tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
https://tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
https://tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/

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>massive pumping on no news
>RSI overbought
>triple top at $104248
>doge megapump
>bulls euphoric
bobros this is our chance. im opening a 50x short tonight with the last of my funds theres NO WAY we hit new highs off this bs no news bulltrap. short now and be rich forever, easiest money of my life.

Just fucked a hooker from literal Kazakhstan with the last 24 hour's bitcoin gains. My dick was the hardest it's been all year.

Anon why it is becoming120 seconds count down after the fix?

Ya love to see it

Classic triple top pattern at the local top.

those rsis are overbought

We are 5k from ATH

>our system thinks your content is spam
Why?

104k diamond support established

>most Americans are in debt due to mindless consumerism
>most of America's economy depends on mindless consumerism
>most of the world depends on American aid
>most of the world chimps out because I don't want to be a mindless consumer

did i miss anything?

Why are there so many bobo posts when its still high as fuck and forming bullflags everywhere

How does a 22 year old with about 2 grand saved up go about becoming wealthy? I don't know anything about the stock market. Should I go see a certified financial planner?

I fucking told u

>it’s already crashing below 100k

What are some ways I can make money here in Canada? Looking for any and all side hustles

why is ethereum going up?

>Bro, I know I got three maxed out credit cards but I just need to hit this parlay and I'll bounce back!

Just like that we're back under $100k

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>my family is still asking me about my internet coins
>im still known as the smart investor by relatives because I dabbed on them that year
>i made $100k back in 2021 and i blew it all the next year
>ive been bankrupt for 3 years drowning in debt, credit score is 200s, no bank wants to let me open a bank account

its kinda funny if i think about it but also i had $20 i tried to gamble on sol and its down to $3 lol it doesnt matter how much i buy or what coins i choose, they all rugpull within minutes

I keep buying Pepe like a sickness, and now my avg price has been driven above .00001! Why is fomo such an unbelievably powerful emotion!?!??! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

new into crypto here, can xrp or usdt reach 100?

I wish you didn't forget me.

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It begins.

Day 1375 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

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SHIB, FLOKI, SANSHU, HOKK… the list could go on.

Meme culture was good.

All a token needed to pump was a mcap comparison chart. Making a staking platform or cross chain bridge was huge development.

I’m sick of the SOL PnD memecoin casino, bots snipers and paid KOLs have ruined it.

Call me nostalgic but I think we need to go back to our memecoin roots on ETH. Keeshond could be our reawakening. Finally, a biz memecoin we can all get behind.

Join me anon

Kee.dog

Weekend Correction!

I fell for the predictions of crash prophets and didn’t invest during the market crash. Now the market is booming and I’m sitting on my cash, which is losing value. I’m feeling depressed. I missed a historic opportunity to invest and reap significant profits.

Cute dead cat bounce you've got there mumu. I'll admit I played it too and made some pocket change. But know that us big players are using you as exit liquidity. Smart money knows we're about to be hit by a historic supply shock. By the end of May store shelves will be empty and hell will break loose. Think at least a 50% drop in the S&P by mid June. And forget your crypto altogether because BTC is going to sub 2k.

I'm going to step away from the markets for about a week then open my short. I'd advise you to do the same, but you're likely too retarded to do it.

bobo out

And should I?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT DO I BUY
WHY DIDNT I BUY ON THURSDAY
QUICK GET IN GET IN GET IN
GET IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

>there are 30 people in my life I know very well
>not even including family
>none of them own any bitcoin
>three of them gambled with memecoins on robinhood
>one of them bought a grand worth of XRP
>none of them own any bitcoin whatsoever
we are so early it’s making me sick

105k rejected
2.6k rejected

Shill or chill

I put 2k into pepe day 1 on Robinhood thinking it could become worth 1 cent by next year. Am I retard? (pic unrelated)

I told you.

Welp that was it fellow LINK holders. It was a nice pump while it lasted now we begin the descent to $10 again

if you are so smart why aren't you rich?

Should I open a food stand?
Anyone have any experience in opening one?

Ape strong together

How do I profit off this?

Slurpers won again but that is trivial since slurpers always win

What the hell is wrong with boomers?

AI takes more energy than crypto

Hello frens. I need some advice.

I’m a 35 year old man who has been a paralegal since graduation college more than a decade ago. I am really good at the type of work that I do and perform advanced work that is normally handled by attorneys.

My salary is ok but not great. I range between like $75k and $105k depending on the year.

I had personal/emotional issues in my 20’s and thought I’d try making it with crypto. I took out big loans and lost it all. My net worth is zero. And I have bad debt now too.

In the women department I have no problems. One of my girlfriends was in med school but we broke up, partially because I was gambling on crypto and not going to law school.

When I was 31, attractive/accomplished women still took me seriously. But now, at 35, it’s just not the same. They definitely judge me for living in a studio apartment and being a male paralegal and not an attorney. It’s like I’m slowly becoming perceived as sort of a loser. At least in the eyes of attractive women.

I guess my self esteem has dropped in terms of who I’m perceived as. And I’m losing momentum being a paralegal.

I also want to make my parents proud. Honestly I feel like a loser.

I just took the LSAT and scored in the mid 150’s. It’s a low score but it can get me into a low ranked law school. A former law firm employer wants to higher me back and will almost certainly let me do night classes. If I do this I will be able to become a lawyer by 39.

I’m not trying to do big law or something. My connections and skill set are in Plaintiff’s side litigation, where money can be made if you are a mega workhorse (which I am). There are some Plaintiff’s lawyers who don’t make a lot of money though.

Something deep down is telling me to do this so that when I’m 40-45 I can finally be someone who has their shit together and possibly still be a respectable man living up to my potential.

Should I do it bros?

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