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how many shares are we buying?

We need a flash crash and restart. You know that i'm right

The thread for the blessed winners who are now richer than we ever imagined, thanks to this bullrun
Post any awesome new purchases your gains hath wrought
picrel, my new Saint Laurent bag

Instead of Lambos, this is what linkies have.

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I need your help my degenerate friends. Suppose I want to invest a large amount from my bank account in XMR. But in such a way that I remain completely anonymous. So I can't buy it on Binance or something, because then Binance knows who I am. What is the safest and easiest way to do this?

>dumps the least
>pumps the most

>offers a service
>released at the end of last year
>no one has heard of it yet
>no 80% wallet
This is going to moon, isn't it?

WTF WAS THAT

whats going on with vechain and vthor?

WOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.irs.gov/newsroom/irs-updates-draft-version-of-form-1099-da-digital-asset-proceeds-from-broker-transactions-requests-comments-on-form-planned-for-2025

>Short-term capital gains (assets held for one year or less) are taxed at the same rate as ordinary income, which can range from 10% to 37%, depending on your income level.

>Long-term capital gains (assets held for more than one year) are taxed at a lower rate, which can be 0%, 15%, or 20%, again depending on your income level.

They pump and dump a memecoin literally at the start of 2025.
What do you think is their plan?
Whoever sold their coin and netted a profit will probably be in the 30% tax bracket on that earning. On the hook to the IRS.

>come out of prison as a 40 year old
>worth 144 billion dollars

If humans evolved from monkeys, how can there still be monkeys?

Alright lads, explain to an timer, what is the lightning network, and more importantly
Is it safe?

I use the Electrum desktop wallet, but there is no mention of it, and all the guides I look pretty much skim over this.
Do I need to the set something else up?

Everyone is good and honest until he gets a chance.

TRUMP JUST SIGNED CHAINLINK EXECUTIVE ORDER BUY BUY BUY

S&P futures rise, expect a big day today. Something major is happening

Is it even possible to make genuine and successful businesses any more, or are the markets just too fast now? Let me break it down and tell me where I'm wrong:

>Massive established multinationals
Grandfathered in, maintain their effective monopolies through huge lobbying efforts, competition impossible.
>Illegal operations
Huge obvious downsides if it goes wrong, often dangerous personally.
>New business (product)
A week of success before Chinese print farms make knock-off copies and sell them on alibaba for pennies, no recourse to copyright/trademark because CCP doesn't care.
>New business (service)
Again, a week of success before some Indian oligarch sets up six different call centres to get an army of jeets to do the same thing manually for pennies and/or pretend to be your company and spam scam calls.

Like what the fuck are people supposed to *do* exactly?
(This isn't even accounting for regional issues like we have here in the UK e.g. insane energy costs, enormous taxes, high inflation, everything way too expensive, government literally anti-free market etc.)

There were so many red flags

>Sold the news during trump election win
>Everything pumps higher
>Learnt my lessson
>Didn't sell the news during trump inauguration
>Everything dumps
WHAT THE FUCK DO I FUCKIGN DO

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What is happening with ETHEREUM [ticker: ETH] ??????????

2025... I'm forgotten

Mods Are All Fags Edition

https://gettrumpmemes.com/

https://www.geckoterminal.com/ja/solana/pools/A8nPhpCJqtqHdqUk35Uj9Hy2YsGXFkCZGuNwvkD3k7VC

Previous

what happens next

Gold

Convince me to NOT buy $1000 worth of Intel

>Here is a full list of Trump’s executive orders from today, and the full text of each:
>https://www.whitehouse.gov/presidential-actions/
>CTRL + F: 'crypto' not found
Uh...what did they mean by this??

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The market is priced for an SBR. If we don't get it we're dumping below 80k.

Scammed by the orange man, yet again.

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At what price would Trump be a good buy?

>there is someone out there that went all in on trump at 70$
>there is someone out there that went all in on fucking melania at 13$

Bros.. 16$ fees to buy fro 106usdc?
Why is crypto so complicated? PayPal would be easier

4 years of down only

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>rugpull rugpull rugpull rugpul
>RUGPULL RUGPULL EUGPULL RUGPULL
>RUGPULL RUGPULL LMAO YOU GOT RUGPULLED BY TRUMP LMAO CRYTPO IS A RUGPULL
the "rugpull":

The whales are putting their money back in?
Maybe this wasn't a pump and dump after all.
At least for now.

Ok, we have to talk about what we know about Chainlink's mainnet. I'm no LARP nor insider, I'm just a random autistic person collecting public available information.
It would be good if we could start talking about the little bits of information that Thomas, Mat and Jonny have given us in the last few days. First of all, the most obvious thing: during this week there has been hardly any activity in the Pivotal Tracker. Why? Well, according to Thomas (related image), the entire team (including Jonny) has gathered in Colorado to do what Thomas has called an inception.
https://content.pivotal.io/blog/inception-knowing-what-to-build-and-where-you-should-start
Rory in Telegram:
>“yes we had a team planning meeting after ETH Denver, so a small pause while the team discussed the next steps in development and who is best suited to take on particular tasks”
In theory, this would have been the first time the whole team has come together for something like that.

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report FY23
news.gamestop.com/node/20376/html
>GameStop Investor Site
investor.gamestop.com

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

I bizzed myself.

My alts.....

bleeeeeeedddd.......

>invest in S&P500 and NASDAQ100
>wait a few years

That's literally it. Why are you retards making things complicated? Gambling addicts.

>The global crypto market cap is down -6,09% in the past 24h to 3,7 Bn €
Is that the Zognald """pump""" that the burgers promised?

This kid plans to stream until he gets his shitcoin to 50M marketcap

He only owns $200 worth of tokens and it's already going crazy

>Federal prosecutors alleged that Ulbricht had paid $730,000 in murder-for-hire deals targeting at least five people,[33] allegedly because they threatened to reveal the Silk Road enterprise.[43][44] Prosecutors believe no contracted killing actually occurred.[33] Ulbricht was not charged in his trial in New York federal court with murder for hire,[33][45] but evidence was introduced at trial supporting the allegations.[33][46] The district court found by a preponderance of the evidence that Ulbricht did commission the murders.[47] The evidence that Ulbricht had commissioned murders was considered by the judge in sentencing Ulbricht to life and was a factor in the Second Circuit's decision to uphold the sentence.[46] Ulbricht was separately indicted in federal court in Maryland on a single murder-for-hire charge, alleging that he contracted to kill one of his employees (a former Silk Road moderator).[48]
this is the kind of rotten scum the bitcoiners champion, they are mentally ill retards
bitcoin is a shit stain on the entire crypto industry, a boomer pet rock that does nothing, only held by complete morons and scammers
ethereum is the only legitimate blockchain and im tired of pretending otherwise

Well? Where is the reserve? Did he lie again?

I once held about 20BTC which had a value at that time of around 400k
after living trading etc...
I now own 5 BTC that worth 500k

Now that the 4 year bear market has officially started, how much money did you manage to make this bullrun?

I only made $150k. Definitely a little disappointed. I plan to buy back late 2026.

So I was part of this project and I had to make a bunch of memes but then the marketing guy fucked us over. Long story short I'm gonna convince the Dev to sell and then hijack the coin cuz it has a lot of memetic potential.

Meanwhile I'm gonna dump the memes here so they are not wasted. AMA.

Why didn't we coordinate a fake Barron coin instead of buying the top of TRUMP and MELANIA. We could've made everyone on this board a millionaire in under a day. This place sucks now

How can we find and kill the pajeets that own this bot?

Don't we all remember the fomo of Shiba Inu during the Covid Boom? We all the know the bull is right around the corner. Shiba is down 54 percent in volume as we speak and if trends speak to you then be wise and put up. Remember the old rule that always worked but no one seemed to put it into action? "Buy in the red, Sell in the green?".. nows the chance to get in early and ride the wave. But don't forget to sell. rule 2 is to hold hold hold. I will not miss this train again. We all know meme coins are going to fly again and why not give it one more shot. I'm not saying sink your life savings in it but if you remember the covid bull run then you'll know what I'm talking about here. It's tried and True to make a lot of people a lot of dough.

Every pullback is an opportunity

Folks, lemme tell you, I had a meeting with these brilliant crypto guys, they're running this coin, they call it "Ex-Rip" or something like that, "Ex-Rip", right? right?? But you know what I'm thinking? I'm thinking, "Just how rich are these guys?"

These are young guys, athletes, but they're computer people, you know. I mean - are video games in the Olympics, folks? (crowd laughs)
I don't know, I don't know... They're professionals, believe me.

You wouldn't guess it, folks, though, wouldn't know from looking at them, especially not from a distance. One guy, he's got this friar tuck hair you know, built like a gorilla, but he's Jewish! You wouldn't guess that, would you?

But let me tell you, there's a lotta money out there, folks! A lot.

And, I listened, but you know me, I do things my way. I said to myself, "Forget 'Ex-Rip', I'll make my own." And let me tell you, it's doing better than their "Ex-Rip".

It's fantastic, it's tremendous, I hear you all like it a lot? People are telling me this.

And you know what, it's making America great again, it really is and I mean that.

Thank you.

This is the most blatant scam in years

Why am I falling for it?

>He’s still holding TRUMP

Fuck this crab dumping piece of trash coin. Going down faster than you can say double spend.

Why are people selling. Imagine how bad it will be when burgers wake up

Memes this cycle are basically what NFTs were in 2021, fren. Hype-driven, pump-n-dump vibes that are fun, sure, but not exactly the backbone of crypto long-term, ya know?

Even with TRUMP pulling a giga-shock on the space and flexing his billionaire-backed memeshit army, it’s still not something you can bet the farm on if you’re thinking about real fundamentals.

I’m no BTC maxi, but I’ll stick to the real plays like DeFi, DeCC, GameFi/SocialFi, DePIN, RWA; just stuff with actual narratives and staying power. Meme magic’s cool and all, but I’m here for the solid stacks.

Since we've got a pro crypto president, what are your picks for the bullrun?

Hi /biz/, how do I get rich from Trump's second term. Please advise.

Ok, so what are you puting your Trump profits in? I'm slurping Rubic, so i'll get giga wealthy when it pumps.
Kindly reminder, we sit on low marketcap, great app, not a scam, Staking in Q1-Q2 ths year (previous had 100% APY) so this is guaranteed moonshot. Also here on /biz/ we like our cubic to stay pubic.

BARRON Print, TRUMP Print, Memes Rule Now. TG Meme Coins Next? PAWS, BLUM, HMSTR, Boinker, and NOTPIXEL. Hype or Hope?

you guys are pretty funny and knowledgeable and cool and based and smart and helpful and stuff

It is quite clear that trump was specifically instructed not to mention crypto at inauguration. Do you really think that he wouldn't give a single mention to the memecoin that made headlines a day earlier? Guy does not miss the opportunity to brag

Most likely he will make a special announcement regarding World Liberty Financial sometime soon and this will mega pump $TRUMP, crypto and WLFI. His family does NOT fuck around with money and the lack of any mention of crypto yesterday does not seem accidental

TRUMP IGNORES BITCOIN and CRYPTO – WE'RE SCREWED.

Fuck Trump and fuck every retard who still bag holding bitcoin

Elon Salute (ELSA) on Fump Pun

I heard from a real estate agent today that there is more buyers than sellers. Prices in this country are already ~$1,000,000 AUD for a basic suburb house...

So the second best LLM
Model currently is an open source MIT licensed Chinese model

What does this mean for AI/Tech sector anons? Who do we short? And why is China doing this

$Trump is finna hit 100$ today. Do what you want with this information.

why did this orange nigger kill pepe?

If only I had taken this advice I might have avoided getting jewed by a tranny and xirs non-binary husband.

Let my loss be your gain - if you see a woman, run! In life and in business.

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like farts and butts?

heres your trump liquidity moving back into other coins bro

How to profit from anime girls?

Antisemetic. That’s all.

I shitted my pants.

Is today finally the day /pol/? You've been saying today for like 2 weeks now.

Price prediction for this cycle?

All right bros you convinced me I want to buy in. What's the best platform to use to trade stocks and shitcoins? What are the factors that I should pay attention to when picking a trading platform? Any advice is appreciated.

The markets fucking nosediving.

Everything is red.

Trump essentially rugpulled his user base and loaded all of the profits into ethereum.

Teases us all with a procrypto agenda and zippo essentially wiping millions of dollars out in mere minutes

It should have been altseason, now its the era of the bag.

Line is going straight to the bottom.

mean they sells good

I'm trying to understand the state of the market.
Is this right?

>HE FOMO'D INTO TRUMP COIN AHAHHAHAHHA

BACK TO $30 LOLOLOL

What's the downside of buying a condo in Japan, it's the same price or cheaper than one in NYC, and much cleaner, safer, and quieter

>dude you have to respect linkies even though linkies are poor, fat, stupid, and old.

everyone was talking about how trumps shitcoin is starting the golden bullrun but the market is looking more grim than ever

A 5x 5x 5x is better than one 100x with significantly better odds and liquidity. Hell even a 3x 3x 3x 3x nets you similar results. Then after i make the 100x total or so, spit it up and do it again. Expected time is 3 months. Why didn't you tell me that was the play all along?

i hate link

Icp general
What price will ICP pump to after the caffeine AI demo tomorrow ?

how do you guys fcking come up with those $250 retarded numbers ? can you show me your chart examples?

Is this job as bad as the media says it is? Is it just one of those things where if you're not a jailbird, don't go there?

POV: you’re still bagholding TRUMP

Elon has his third human with a brainchip and hopes to do 20-30 more this year. Neuralink just upgraded storage and battery life but still is behind other competitors
> Still, he said, the advantages of Neuralink’s approach have yet to be shown, and some competitors have eclipsed the company in other ways. For example, Rao said companies such as Synchron, Blackrock Neurotech and Onward Medical are already conducting BCI trials on people “using either less invasive methods or more versatile approaches” that combine neural recording with stimulation.

What will these retail at when they go mass market? $1k? More?

You were supposed to get Trump talking about crypto today during the inauguration you fat fuck. We were supposed to go to the moon!

https://jmp.sh/sUQzpvtD
be happy