4chan /biz/ Catalog

>up 40%
>is the only coin pumping
Uuuhhh guys this is not part of the script

>click

you'd think /biz/raelis would be rich af from shorting Zcash as they keep saying "the pump is over."

yet somehow they manage to also lose money on that .

incredible tech. shorts pay longs, thanks for playing.

just imagine how much link is gonna dump when smartCON (lol) turns out to be a dud

Is there a tax reason why there are so many Mexican daycares in california? I swear every other house has one of these signs.

Also it's been a while since I've visited when the FUCK did you guys get post IDs?

More than 90% of active fund managers fail to beat the S&P 500 over a 20 year period
How is that even possible, who keeps giving them money?

> asks a question about entrepreneur ideas that actually work
Gets "get on your knees" type answers and a bunch of gaslighting instead
> asks about a crypto that'll moon BEFORE it moons
Only tokens that get shilled here are after they moon as exit liquidity traps
> asks about the job market sucking and how to adapt (which jobs to pivot to and how to network, etc.)
You only get a bunch of gaslighting instead about how everything is going well for the responders and how your OP is the problem.

Just a few examples but yeah why is this board so damn useless? Why can't we ever get serious advice for once?

I lost another $40,000 in leverage longs. Ask me anything

How is it not painfully obvious that crypto is another Jewish lie?

i have 500k and no income and im considering kms because i have no job or education and im mid 30s
i made this money online and my luck streak ended so i need a 3x
what does a 3x at this point? missed all the good runs or did not go hard enough
inb4 your dead shitcoin

Day 17 of summit posting until TRAC reaches $10

Hi, I said I would be back for November. Here I am.
I don't like making short timeframe charts but in light of disbelief here's one.
BTC should, by all means of my analysis, bottom NO LOWER than 102,000. It is likely to bounce off from 103,000-104,100 as depicted in pic rel.
The cycle is not over and we are going to make a new all time high on November and another on December. I said sometime ago that I felt 140,000 was coming soon. It wasn't as soon as I wished, but it is coming (I did say that as well). As you know my predictions aren't about time but price. I will now stay on the price side as long as I post in this board and refrain of making short-time comments.
The downturn isn't quite over but the bottom is about to be in really soon.
I will be in a severe financial struggle if what I've said in this OP doesn't fullfill and it goes significantly lower than 102,000. So my account is on the line as well.
Gold (and silver as well as I posted in one of my threads) is distributing as some other analyst anon said. Nice catch. My line wasn't really exact as it wicked quite robustly above 4,100, but it is now trading below that and will continue doing so.
Update for my SP500 call; the top will be anywhere from 7,250 to 7,600 depending on timeframe. The earlier from now it hits, the closer to 7,250.
I am not a weekly trader, not a monthly trader. When I make a trade, I intend for it to take more than 3 months at a time to fullfill. However, we're running into the end of the cycle, so timeframe for those is running out soon. Therefore the frequency of my threads goes up. Sorry bout' that.

Day 1541 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

The market will literally care zero about this chainlink news

I've been smoking weed at night to destress and decompress from my corporate wage cage.

>You look
But you do not see
> You touch
But you do not feel
>You think
But you do not understand
Do you understand now?

People really think the beaver moon is going to change anything. Spoiler alert, its not.

All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it... I have now surpassed.
My pain is constant and sharp and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape.
But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis. My punishment continues to elude me and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling.
This confession... has meant... NOTHING.

we will touch 102k and then reach 130k in a month. buy the dip but in more or less two weeks. you are a witness

>2012
The fed is going too far destroying the value of the dollar to prop up the global financial system. We must create an alternative currency system that can't be debased
>2025
YAYYY THE FED IS DEBASING THE DOLLAR WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!!!

Be honest with me... is the bull run over?

Let the mumus hit the floor let the mumus hit the floor let mumus hit floor let the mumus hit the
>tiss tiss
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR

Is anyone else struggling to find a decent paying job nowadays?

we are here, we are wagmi

For me I think a little dolomite, brickken, mind network and perhaps top up my space and time for good measure

Everyone is losing money right now, right? It's not just me, right?

so which is it, he's lying or his brain is mush?

My uncle is a tradfi stock guy and is a multi-millionaire in his 50's

He said I should be accumulating stocks of companies that pay dividends and that are companies people actually need (that provide shelter, food, energy, etc)

He told me if I keep trading crypto and dont follow his advice to get into tradfi and stop playing wiht Crypto that im going to end up like my parents in their old age (broke)

So, why did we dumped? Was there even a minimal excuse for that shitshow?

It is the last straw, my wife gonna leave me if I don’t come up with 1000 dollar immediately. It is not she is not a good wife, she has gave me plenty of room to breathe but this time it is the limit, she has have enough.

Did I fuck up by not selling this immediately?

I've run this through several highly advanced models. Each one says the same thing: the bullmarket isn't over yet--it's just beginning.

* There was no euphoria
* No blow off top
* No alt season
* Not a single indicator

According to my advanced AI models, this is just consolidation to trap as many bears as possible. I use ChainLink as an example.

Notice how bears are in peak euphoria right now. They are the fuel for the bull season.

Should I start saving with a piggy bank and fill it with silver and gold 999 coins?

I'm gonna stop DCA and just write off 70k as lost. Gonna save money and hopefully save 30k in a year so I can buy into the next cycle in 2027. If I can make a 3x then I'd break even. Might end up killing myself before then though.
How are you guys holding up?

I've noticed that sentiment has changed so much most anons here don't even think staking 1.0 will move the price
Just a little while ago people were saying staking would be THE ONLY thing that could pump the token

Another day with chance to buy sub 0.2M$ Bitcoins.

(the original count, since day 1 with same goal)

If/when we meet a more advanced species from another planet, do you think it will shift the way we look at finance? Will crypto become quantum computer proof? Or would we go back to more basic barter systems? I’m curious what you fellow biztards think.

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This is bullish

its so fucking over
the insiders are getting liquidated

I sold everything. I'm finacially ruined.

high intellect edition

>quant news
https://www.ft.com/quant-investing
https://alphapulse.org (beta version)

>videos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhGdVdolqkU [Embed] [Embed] [Embed]
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRFLF1OxMm_UL7WUWM31iynp0jMVf_vLW

>intros
https://www.quantstart.com/articles/Successful-Backtesting-of-Algorithmic-Trading-Strategies-Part-I/

>defi/mev
https://docs.flashbots.net
https://medium.com/@solidquant/how-i-built-my-first-mev-arbitrage-bot-introducing-whack-a-mole-66d91657152e
https://ethereum.github.io/yellowpaper/paper.pdf
https://news.polymarket.com/p/automated-market-making-on-polymarket

>recommended AI/LLM (plugs into Claude Code CLI), $3/mo:
https://z.ai/model-api (top performance, plugs into Claude Code CLI, only $3/mo!!)

>books
https://github.com/zslucky/algorithmic_trading_book
https://www.amazon.com/Quantitative-Momentum-Practitioners-Momentum-Based-Selection/dp/111923719X

>recommended brokers
stocks and options - https://alpaca.markets (Robinhood doesn't have an official API)
futes - https://www.tradovate.com (modern API)
crypto - https://www.kraken.com (get free data: https://support.kraken.com/articles/360047543791-downloadable-historical-market-data-time-and-sales-)

>githubs & stuff
https://skfolio.org
https://github.com/joelowj/awesome-algorithmic-trading?tab=readme-ov-file

>discord code
apXbwjHxK4

What hope do we have left?

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Fine, I capitulated. You won.

Is Bitcoin dumping because of the imminent threat of quantum computing?

the only thing that scares me a bit is that although the gold price has doubled over the last 365 days, i still feel like its the best time to convert your main wealth into physical gold.

you obviously should own a bunker filled with food, weapons and ammo to survive the next 10y

>Ahem yes, thank you all for coming. I really believe our industry is headed towards a monumental shift in adoption and I say this every year so I'll say it again but this is going to be the year that we really see quadrillions start coming on chain.
>*jugglers dance across stage, a clown farts*
>We'd like to formally announce we'll be working with SWIFT, DoucheBank, JP Morgan on a new pilot entering phase 34 which we anticipate will go into live production soon in 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more 2 more weeks. Probably.
>*Midget drummers come out banging drums, fireworks explode, one of the midget's pants catches on fire*
>We'd also like to say we are excited to be live, in production, today, with Groincoin, Salad Dressing DeFi, RWAbros real estate tokenization platform, and many other important DeFi participants.
>Let's pull up a chart now
>*Pulls up same slide of the "quadrillions" cubes he's been using for 8 years*
>*Looks at his smartphone and accidentally casts it to the screen*
>It's the LINK price chart, the price is crashing in real time, $14, $13, $12, $11, $10, $9...
>Oh.
>*Pulls up metamask, withdraws 39 million LINK from the company wallet and sells on Binance in real time*
>Where was I?
>*sees his phone cast*
>Oh.
>*changes to next slide*
>Right, so that's why I think -- fundamentally -- we have a lot to be excited for going into this year. We also have chairs for sale, tshirts.
>There's a new gumball machine -- I like to call it that anyway, it's not really a gumball machine but I've been calling it that -- where for stakers we're giving out tokens already devalued by 99%, and you can pick which one you want to get.. like you put in a quarter and get a little gumball out
>Thank you
>*Aliens land on stage, shoot lasers into the crowd, Ed Felten farts, Bill Gates donates all his money to Africa*

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Sminem has made an appearance

Kek baggies

WHAT I LEARNED IN /BIZ/ SCHOOL IS

I hate how this board has become the purest shilling reflection in existence.
At this point I am just doing the opposite of what biz says and it works out.

>crypto cycle is over = buy more
>buy my shitcoin = dont buy my shitcoin
>we are mooning = sell

Sir you are financially destitute yet again

QRL is your safe asset in bear market.

1) +10 exchanges in Q2 2026
2) not a meme coin, PQ with utility
3) will store quantum resistant USDT

Buy now or regret later.

BEEN BUYING MORE TRYING TO DCA DOWN
>FAST FORWARD TO TODAY
>IT FUCKING CRASHES WITH NO SURVIVORS
>JUST

Do i sell now or hope for an exit pump?? I genuinely don't know what i should do. This is a significant amount of my savings that's getting fucked

GPUs have a lifespan of 3-5 years. The fact that it's physically impossible for big tech companies to turn a profit on their trillion dollar AI GPU investment before the hardware burns out is going to cause a financial crisis. It doesn't matter what AI's future capabilities are going to be: it's impossible for these companies to recoup their investment on the GPUs ***they have already bought*** before they burn out. Hopper GPUs have 2-3 years left, and Blackwell GPUs have 3-4 years. Tons of financial institutions are all-in on AI, and they are going to have their entire investment depreciate to zero. The massive amount of money that has been poured into AI hardware is going to evaporate into nothing as these GPUs reach the end of their lifespan, and it's going to break the entire US economy worse than the housing bubble in 2008.

Who here has been keeping his books?

Does anyone else make a living from daytrading short expiry options? What's your strategy and how profitable are you? Feels a bit like a less tedious and more profitable 9-5 desu. Discuss.

>This week is going to be big. The things l've heard. The things i've seen. It's about to be big.

What is your opinion on PoW?

>Bear market just started and altcoin maxis are already in depression

How much unemployment can we realistically expect AI automation to create within the next several decades? Will the people whose jobs get automated away be able to retrain for new jobs in the AI-based economy, or will they just be fucked? If I had an email job that mostly took place on a computer I'd be getting pretty worried by now.

very shitty and bad posts on the biz board the last few years heres an alpha leak of a trading strategy i use on XAU that works on the 30m for forex.com broker with 5 ticks of slippage and fees. enjoy! parameters are on X set it specifically to that or it wont work lmao.
>https://x.com/raphaelgoated/status/1985481061501935648


mess with pyramiding orders too it increases roi

This is not a shill thread.

Coinbase and Binance just listed something called "KITE", which is apparently an AI blockchain. 133 million mcap. What do you think this will pump to? I put 100 dollars in (I'm a high roller). If it runs like AERO/KEETA/ASTER/AVNT then I'll made like 200-300 bucks.

Lmao the next cycle is under the threat of tariffs and wars. Well done.
You are going to go to 0

RIP rate cuts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTZYqODo7o0&t=10s

You were warned.

fidelio

I have to admit... theres quite literally no point in living
Nothing ever works out fo rme

Uhh HELLO crypto is in a death spiral, why isn't this board pink.

Avi what went wrong?

Long term baggies unloading

Dumping since bitmart listing

What do they know that we don't?

but I'd have to kill you if I told (YOU)

For a brief moment I doubted,
but now I'm getting bullishier by the hour.
Marines, end of year we be rich. S.N.E.E.D.

Are you a believer in the one true faith?

alt bros.........

jewish skynet edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

OK Boganoffs. You win. I just sold. You can pomp eet now.

a true marine never abandons the project

LFG

Kek baggies

you still long?

So how are you guys enjoying Novembull? Is it as good as Uptober?

Is it over bros? Is the dream ded.
https://x.com/Loopifyyy/status/1985381248919801897

I'm down 19% in a month

Alts never had a bull this cycle. What the fuck.

Price? Don’t care, I love quizzes!

What now? We wait a fucking year to buy or some shit?

Bitcoin is about to go parabolic.

I’ve just spent the last few weeks autistically researching and studying price movements and smart money moves. We’re in a very unique and very intense period of consolidation.

This isn’t just going to keep doing a “oh it’ll spike to 140k and then settle back then maybe 180k next year…”

Once it hits certain threshold… it’s going all the way

$1m is much sooner than you think

Strap in

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remember when I posted this here since mstr was $100 (split adjusted $10) and retards said it was impossible?

how impossible does it look now? exactly

How can we financially profit from baggies crying?

Zcash has flipped Litecoin.

im so depressed and sad and angry i went for a walk in the middle of the night at like 3am and threw a rock at a parked car and then put a chair in front of someones driveway

Now I feel bad... look what crypto has done to me, its turned me into mentally ill maniac

I have been rugged on so many coins in the past 2 years

I cant do this shit anymore, its turning me into an evil person, im done with crypto

>balancer exploit crashes the market
>no posts

How do retards even use leverage? Look here, no news, no trump shittery, just a random 8-10% dip out of nowhere kek

The volume gets extremely high on days BTC touches 105-108k. Does this mean that no matter how hard they try to dump it past this point there is literally unlimited demand at this range? If so won't sellers be exhausted soon and we will hit a new ATH?

So what's the big FUD today Bobros? I've been riding around a tropical city on a scooter that I rented with my bear market gains.

>price keeps dumping further and further
>on the eve of the most monumental SmartCon ever

>lost it all
>lots of debt
>cant find a job
its over for me bros, i dont know what to even do anymore