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HOLD ON TIGHT SAAAARS REBOUND INCOMING

Only those that know will make it. Good luck

My telegram is full of notifications of beggars asking for stablecoins such as usdt. Are we near the top??

EVERYONE SHORT ETH NOW

I get that privacy is very important, but how am I supposed to buy a house with no kyc btc?
I need fucking fiat and no exchange is gonna sell you fiat for no kyc btc.
Also, drugs can be bought with monero only nowdays.

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In the next few months we are all going to make it (if you bought the right coins).

It's as simple as that.

You need 10 million in order to make it

The biggest index of one of the biggest stock exchanges in the world; London.

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itt: post recession-proofs

What's hilarious is that if Chainlink goes public I'll buy shares, but never the coin itself.

Imagine selling a ton of user funds, killing the whole market for a 30% limp dick dead cat!
At least asster is deep gree... Oh nvm!

Why the fuck is btc down ???

Thought AI was supposed to be the coin that was going to save Africa by registering seeds and crops on the blockchain, but it turns out they're submitting their model for ARC-AGI2 scoring today.
So far the top is being dominated by GPT-5 and Grok, if they would score on the board it would be the only company on the leaderboard with a crypto token.
All in all, pretty exciting.

How did the Wojak meme only manage to reach an all time high market cap of $140 Million since 2023? It's one of the most used memes of all time, right up there with Pepe. Somehow it's nearly under $10 Million.

There's a really cute blonde zoomette working at a drive thru that I go to frequently. I'm 34 years old and I've been running into her working every Saturday evening. She doesn't seem like she's really into me though. How do I raise her interest and manage to make her pussy wet? I really really want to fuck her!

Day 16 of summit posting until TRAC reaches $10

But it's honest work

Will there ever be anyone similar, Fella made $1b+ from $1000 kek.

am i some sort of autist?

crab anons how much did you make only since friday personally with 80 bucks to play with im up to 130 ( not terrible when you think of the wins as a percentage. crab is fren

this is why i invest in AI

I finally trooned out after dumping my life savings into ETH, will I ack or not

JUST IN

BREAKING

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

I AM SUPER BULLISH AT XRP

It genuinely feels like the entire crypto market is about to collapse. There is no liquidity, there is no real usage, the valuations are massively inflated. Forget liquidations, the value of portfolios is going to get wiped out and never recover. Crypto is dead, for real this time.

>go to university
>get a good job
>work 40 hours a week
>save 1000 euros a month to sp500
>die and give it all to your oldest son
>repeat

it is funny how there literally IS no better strategy in winning life than this

like a person can try to break through the rock their entire life and try everything... but this guy just paddles right along

Impressive. Nobody is talking about it, nobody holds it. Seems like everyone capitulated long ago. And yet it still dumps, and hard. Honestly, impressive as fuck that it is can still produce such massive red candles despite already performing like shit for so long.

I see some are advertised as such, but then send you to a 3rd party which then enforces it. Does anyone know true no-KYC websites I can purchase some crypto from?

changelly, paybis, guardarian and changenow are lies. With Guardarian I was allowed to purchase 150 Euro worth then on second purchase it asked for KYC.

I used to be able to use this Swiss app called Relai in 2023 and was able to purchase max 500 CHF daily before alarming KYC prompts. What the hell happened. If institutions still think crypto is a meme and funny internet coins then why this crack down!?!?!???!!

They had it so easy

Why do I get a feeling Jenna Haze wants to suck and fuck me?

TL;DR: SmartCon 2025 (Nov 4–5) will be Chainlink’s last gasp. No real revenue, shrinking oracle share, and a $1B+ fully-diluted valuation on zero fees = path to zero. $0 is not a meme—it’s math.

Chainlink is a zombie protocol with $18B valuation, $0 revenue, and a shrinking moat. SmartCon 2025 is the funeral.

$0 is not impossible—it’s inevitable.

Monetary metals and token copper edition

>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI [Embed]
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A [Embed]
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo [Embed]

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos [Embed]

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
more at: https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM [Embed]
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo [Embed]
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY [Embed]
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k [Embed]
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

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just sold some SOL to pay for groceries. im sorry guys

Bitcoin... IS CRASHING

>buy shitload of gold etf
>buy shitload of gold
>gold price go up
>sell etf at profit
>sell shitload of gold
>gold price go down
>buy gold etf
>repeat

Are (((they))) doing this?

need a crypto credit card, like one of those visa cards either a virtual or a real card that doesnt require proof of address.

i've been living without a bank account for a decade, i dont live in my home country i just busk around visa free in asia and i usually do p2p for cash but its a pain in the ass when i need to buy flights i need to get other people to buy them for me.

i dont have any proof of residency

How do I open an international commercial bank?

I traded my soul to work for a salary.

You can launch (full-stack) websites on SOL via Caffeine. Verifiably on chain, free from AWS going down. The entirety of AWS can go down and these SOL hosted websites will stay up. $2k per SOL is programmed in as more and more AWS crashes happen.

Balancer got hacked $70M worth of ETH stolen

Normals seriously have an inability to grasp the finer pleasures in life.

Every pullback is an opportunity

Like it is gongo down really bad.

This has been easily the worst two years for crypto. This shit convinced me crypto is 100% dead. Fuck you retards that wanted banks and corporations to get involved.

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All I wanted was the Jays to win. Goddammit it still fucking hurts. As close as close could be!

$16

Pvmpfvn is leaving the meme market and you're not bullish?

I love seeing crypto idiots suffer

It's unironically over for me.
Bye anons.

WHY IS ONLY CRYPTO DOING THIS!?!

Well bros, I guess I started slurpin a bit too soon, but this broseph still has his position open. I think I'll continue to nibble DCA $1000 into ETH and LINK respectively. Pink wojaks aside, how are the other 10 anons on this board doing? I'm certainly extremely bearish on America and the world as a whole, but the fact that every tom dick and harry is guaranteeing a crash rn makes me think we chug along for another few months at least. For crypto that is. Stock market I think the same could be said but im not buying anything rn except miners/commod's.

My conviction is they wont let crypto fail yet, they need it for their agenda. There isnt going to be some massive crash, they need stability as the systems literally about to go live (I dont see this happening but feel like 98k at worst for btc). This doesnt apply to shitcoins either. If youre in some stupid fucking shit like doge ADA xrp etc etc then you guys should wake up before the wipeout. For me, its LINK ETH BTC. and I'll probably sell all my BTC+ETH once I clear the long term cap gains window in '26 for each. Stinkies ill DCA out and sell my first 100 when it hits 40 but its looking like its going to be another 5 years to really make it. Just would be nice for it to hold above 15 and not go back to single digits. Anyway thanks for comin to my blog post. How are you anons playing these tumultuous times?

NO MORE #XRP LEFT ON EXCHANGES

PEOPLE ARE LINING UP TO BUY MORE XRP

THIS WILL BE THE SCENE WHEN INSTITUTIONS BUY UP ALL #CRYPTO ON EXCHANGES, RETAIL WILL ONLY HAVE ACCESS TO #CRYPTO VIA ETF’S

CONGRATS, YOU HAVE NOW BECOME THE NEW FINANCIAL ELITE

Original post came back in 2019. Literally predicted every single thing that happened over the next 6 years. Crypto is fucking dead.

>pre smartcon dump
this time, things seem different

when do you think these retards are going to give up? They think they are buying 'dips' at 400

AAAAAAAAAA I'M SORRY BOBO. JUST LET ME GET BACK TO -10% DOWN AND I'LL NEVER PLAY WITH INTERNET FUNNY MONEY AGAIN, I SWEAR.

My brother has a forgotten btc wallet with 5k worth of dust. He has the wallet file and the password but it’s from some old wallet multibit that doesn’t load anymore. What program can we use to open this old wallet?

mates..

If you had a pre-modern self contained country and you had to introduce the concept of currency, how would you make it work?
This is an ideal scenario, no international relationships and no pre-existing market besides whatever you need for this ideal monetary system to work. It doesn't need to be utopic, just as functional and stable as you can make it.

I managed to secure a full time wagie sales job with base salary and commission. How much longer do i have to acoomulate BTC?

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i dont get it who is selling now that hasnt sold after the early october liquidations? did lots of retards just leverage up like crazy again?

LOL
LMAO even

It's never been easier to make money in crypto than it is right now. Just choose any shitcoin you see and short it. There are literally a million coins to short.

BOOOOOOOOOM I am so BULLISH on XRP

The worst part of this bear market is that it's just flatness. If nothing goes down it's not fun to bobopost. It's just a slow flat crab.

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Why have I been seeing bubble burst market crash 14 days eta posts for 2 years?

I guess my rubic wasn't cubic enough after all

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IT'S BRIMSTONE NIGGERHELL!!!!!

Is DCA really a meme? Im gonna puke.

Thanks, you fucking retard.

Aaaand shorted the dead cat bounce. Who's ready for round 2?

>not even a bounce
It really is over, isn’t it?

The encircled area on the right looks like a bigger more stretched out version of the encircled area on the left.
Obviously it isn't 1:1 but its undeniably similar?

are sunday dumps going into the china deal being official bullish

it's fucking over, isn't it?

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>he fell for the altcoins meme

will it keep going down or will it recover?
My future depends on this

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Good night
Try not to sleep too far away from your phone
Never know what direction that line decides to go

YOU FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>print ~200 billion dollars a month for 20 years
>recently accelerated to 700 BILLION DOLLARS a month
>no inflation
how did they do it? Like I thought the US is the reserve currency so we can print without inflation. What gives?

OOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LINKIIIIIESSSSSSS

When I wake up tomorrow it'll be green, r-right?

my SOL long just got liquidated. Everything dumped like a magnate straight to my liquidation price and now it's leveling out and will probably pump again

why did God do this to me?

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Is depend on one entity (eg begging on one guy, begging on one job begging on one crypto etc) for your lifetime financial security a sound financial advice? Not care about other source (opm opr opt).

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Crypto has no future. Invest in agricultural commodities. People actually need them daily, and always will.

WHY THE FUCK IS IT DUMPING??? WTFWT!!!

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She is everything to me
The unrequited dream
A song that no one sings
The unattainable
She's a myth that I have to believe in
All I need to make it real is one more reason
I don't know what to do
I don't know what to do
When she makes me sad

How is your lil bull run kids? :D

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My fellow brothers in arms. We dine in blood soaked hell, together, with dreams of a green tomorrow.

If link dumps to zero or 1 dollar, CLL wont be able to make good profits selling coins, lets try to get there soon.