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I know the AI bubble is about to pop, but my doubt is: What's the damn play here?

and just like that, for no reason at all

Bitcoin is dying
Gold is sitting strong as always

That's right. It's impossible for useful assets to be a bubble, that's why we never saw a crash in internet stocks or housing. two extremely useful assets.

September and October are always bear months. November through January will see all the top 10 coins break ATHs.

everyone relax, we're simply forming a double bottom

welp. guess it's time to buy. Finally

WHERE IS THE BOTTOM WTF

Gentlemen, it has been an honor bullposting with you. Let us reunite after the crypto winter.

NovemBEAR
DecemBEAR
Then 2026 you get your slow run

>over 10 months into the most pro-crypto administration in history
>we're barely above the post-election peak from 11 months ago

Be honest, back in January, where did you think we would be by November?

YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES

LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP

Everyone's making fun of you. This is the easiest money tradfi has made in years, decades even

Capitulation

>buy $1954 worth of BTC at 110k
>it immediately goes down 107.9k
Anyways, I only need 0.0043 BTC to become a halfcoiner

WOWZERS

QUID EST HOC AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH N

>start investing in 2017 near the top
>wallet is red next month
>yeah this is not for me, sold everything
>start investing again in 2021 after Elon bought buttcoin
>ride the wave
>leave it for some years
>it goes red again
>yeah it's not for me, sold everything
>just start investing weeks ago
>it goes red again with almost no chance of going green

STOOOOOOOOP

just a feeling

Chainlink won.

It's over, isn't it. Memecoins are dead.

India’s GDP numbers are totally fake and made up. Modi says India’s GDP is $4 trillion. My fair estimate is $1trillion at most.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Tested multiple times with increasing frequency and lower highs each time since the (laughable) ATH a couple months ago. And now, at last, broken.

Yup, that's all folks. See you in 4 years.

When it craters (soon), 107.5k will look like the peak of Mt. Everest. And while you're gazing longingly at the unreachable heights, I want you to whisper softly "I'm sorry bobo, I was warned"

Pulsechain is good
Pulsechain already won against the SEC

HUGE BEAR FLAG! SELL SELL SELL

>Quick Rundown: https://roths.substack.com/p/the-coming-crisis

>Latest CMBS Data:
https://www.trepp.com/hubfs/Trepp%20CMBS%20Delinquency%20Report%20October%202025.pdf

>Office CMBS default rates at record highs blowing past 2008

>Residential multi-family CMBS default rates continuing to march upwards

Might be neat to convert some of these older offices into something more useful, such as a giant multi-story mini golf course after the bonds go kaboom.

The American taxpayer is still going to be on the hook for the majority of the residential CMBS bailouts that are going to end up being done though since they're mostly covered by Fannie Mae.

Why's everything free falling......

Our top evening story
Another 1% crash
Is it finally over?

1. I am a billionaire.
2. I am a billionaire.
3. I am a billionaire.
4. I am a billionaire.
5. I am a billionaire.

Is there a website where you enter a ticket, it gives you the current price, and then enter an exit price and tells you the profit and have it show up in your currency of choice? why such a simple thing does not exist

>dumps whenever BTC dumps
>dumps even harder when BTC pumps
piece of shit

Why do men become predators the second they come into contact with money?

This time is different. Bitchud is going to zero for realsies this time

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>the final plunge

Thiel basically thinks bitcoin is a failure, and many early adopters would agree. Crypto is living on borrowed time. Don't cling onto past glories, there will be other opportunities in the future.

I'm a white male that doesn't do drugs and can follow directions in detail. I show up to work on time. Why am I unable to find a decent career? I still work at whole foods for $17. I will be 30 years old soon. All my coworkers are druggies and they can't do anything right. Why do I have to do this? I get rejected from every job I apply to unless it's retail or fast food.

poverty will envelope the link marines like a wet blanket

sound the alarm edition
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
previous:

a toast ladies and gentlemen

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

It's so over

BLUAARGHAARGH!!!

(NIGGER MONDAY)

GLAZE ME WITH YOUR BEARNAISE SAUCE BOBO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Absolutely nothing has happened this year. They call this type of movement a "Bull market". In reality, this is crabbing. It has been in the same price range all damn year. I've become a permacrab and will not believe in any bullish momentum EVER. What is the point anymore?

why is no one FREAKING OUT? bitcoin is about to teleport under 106k

That other anon was right, shit really has been in place and it’s how companies that acquired link were able to access staking w pool “full”

And as expected, we get a dumperino

I am losing hope in the markets...

At least we made funny memes

My mom tore up a 20$ bill and threw it it the trash...

What do

>1 in 4 x402 transactions is facilitated by PayAI.
PayAI is going to be a monster. The AI agent economy is still in it's early stages. It's just going to keep growing.

soon chainlink will dump to $0.00, and every stinkie will be sitting their with their dicks in their hands, going "uhhhh wha? wha happened?" AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH muh future of FINANCE ahahahhAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhaHAHohohoohohooohhoooHAHAHAHAHHAHAH FUCK STINKIES give me one reason to respect 'em, pro tip, you can't

bitcoin has been stuck between $100k and $126k for about 180 days now. when did you realize *this* is the bear market?

Overnight Edition

>OpenAI partnership
>Oracle partnership
>Meta soon?
>MI450X 2026
>MI500X 2027

Nothing's in a bubble except government bonds. Assets aren't inflating, currencies are dying.

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The original count to 1M$ (since first day with same goal).

Day 1540 of snailposting every day until BTC is at 1M

So hear me out...

I think these guys are moving in to capture a HUGE chunk of the global space/defense/research sector. With the ISS being decommissioned by 2030 and Voyager positioning itself with Palantir, Airbus and Mitsubishi to launch Starlab + Golden Dome project, is this the next globohomo megacorp?

A lot of money flowing from NASA into their contracts, recently acquired and bought out a shit ton of important companies, and they're running 12 active research facilities on the ISS as of now.

What do you guys think?

I guess it's true what they say, those we love the most are the ones most likely to perform cock and ball torture on us.

Why don’t you jump off the titanic sinking ship? Femcel here.

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THIS IS HUGE NEWS HOPE YOU LOADED UP BEFORE THE PARABOLIC PUMP

What's the next NVDA

Let’s look back in time. Feb 2017. Eth was trading for under 20 bucks.

>ethereum alliance announced Feb 2017
Smartcon is kinda similar innuit
>in the next year eth runs from sub 20 to 800 bucks
It is easier for things in this universe to follow patterns set before. This is why they don’t want you anybody to have pattern recognition. 2 more weeks lads

It has been over four years since Chainlink was last worth more than $50

People keep saying bear traders are wrong, but if you check the charts crypto has been in a downtrend since August, 95% of the stocks are bearish, real gdp growth is 0.3%, housing is in a recession, the auto industry is in a recession, billions in student loans defaulted last month, people can't afford to eat at chipotle anymore, and it costs $50 for three steaks from Kroger. I can go on. I believe there is a word for the bull's current mental state - "Denial". Check out where that is on the wall street cheat sheet.

How do you manage family relationships and getting rich? I've been becoming more wealthy as the years pass and realize that I may hit 3m soon. One conflict that I don't know how I'm going to deal with (hopefully I won't), is my family finding out about my NW and trying to get in on the wealth somehow. Up til now I've been good at hiding it but after a certain point I'm going to get tired of hiding shit all the time.

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you know what that means

I'm a stemcel and trying to learn more about basic economics. I really don't know much, so I was thinking of starting with a basic first-year text in macroeconomics? Or is there a better way to do this? I just want to understand the fiat system, economic cycles, issuance of government bonds, etc.

I've already read the favs of biz like Hazlitt and Rothbard but I feel they speak more about how things should be, I just want to better understand how things are. Any recommendations?

there will be a major blockchain partnership announcement that will rival the introduction of the iOS App Store later this week. Some will know what I’m talking about. This comes alongside new version of staking for current holders in the pool.

What are some wholesome things that you'll do when you finally make it?

Odds BTC hits $140k this month?

What went wrong?

Making money is easy if you have HIGH IQ

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>"yeah so uhh nobody wants to use our chain and we have no idea why"

seriously how the fuck is cardano still in the top 10

Yeah. I'm thinking we're back.

What is the highest probability way to get rich in 10 years?

Does anyone know where the original xrp Gish-Galloper went? He made posts like picrel. I miss him.

Zcash is just a pump and dum-ACK

>Once I become a crypto millionaire...

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This is your last chance to get out of SOL.

You have been warned.

SMARTCON WEEK

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CRABBING ALL IN AT XRP (TICKER: XRP)

1m tps

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trvthnvke: 2026 is going to be an absolute bloodbath for everything... especially crypto

How come rich men dont have gf like this

>just checked the charts

anons. the coin i sold to pay off my wagie debts is now at a price that would have made me a millionaire. how do you even cope with this feel? it's unreal. can you guess the coin? ....