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How long will this bear market last? The previous one dragged on for a year.

Day 108 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

Markets are shit, and nothing ever happens anymore. Draw some OC donut steel pepes to fill the void. Symbolism and obscure references are welcome, but they are not necessary

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The GR86 with a slightly better interior, a 350hp engine, brembos, and a $15,000 price bump would be amazing and beat everything else out there.

So why can't they do it?
> just won't because it undercuts everything (but then Hyundai would fucking do it, but maybe they can't technically)
> the current engine's boxer layout actually matters and an I6 or a more powerful I4 would fuck with the dynamics
> the transmission, brakes, and tires can't handle it and the whole car would be re-engineered
> I am missing something and it wouldn't be actually viable

Which one is it really?

Pic unrelated btw. Turbo lag a shit. It would be shit if Honda gave them the Type R engine because the powerband a shit.

I feel like if there were actually bullish news this smartcon at least insiders would be buying and the price would pump a little. It's scary how flat the chart is.

What stops you from creating something like this?

Bariobros, how are we feeling about the clanker launch?

Long term of course.

> The tweet that broke /biz/

Is we getting ath this month?

I was promised a x10 and this piece of crap keeps crabbing.

>Zcash, Dash, ICP and a whole slew of dinocoins are pumping
>XRP event scheduled to conclude at the same time Smartcon commences
>EBT societal unrest reaches a zenith within 3 days

For all you brainlets, let me break it down for you.

>markets start melting down Nov 3 (Nigger Monday)
>Nov 4, at XRP Swell, massive televised news revealed that Ripple is "partnering" with some huge financial institution. (ie. Federal Reserve is exploring alternative payments and may have their sights on Ripple). This will send XRP an additional 400% from here in one candle.
>all altcoins do minimum 100% gains
>cryptobros popping champagne and not paying attention to anything else
>Smartcon begins
>Sergey takes the stage
>"...and as a result of this sustained profitability we are thrilled to announce Staking V1.
>CNBC still sucking off Solana and XRP
>every altcoin within the top 100 keeps mooning daily for 5 days straight
>suddenly 70% pullback
>slurpers step in
>wait why isn't AVAX and ICP going up? I must double down.
>meanwhile LINK recovered 90% of the 70% drop and will continue to increase 10% per month until 2031
>normgroids will balk at the mere 10% gains when XRP is doing NFTs or whatever that go up 100% easily.
>the XRP bubble and the crypto bubble pops
>LINK weathers the storm with a hearty 20% drop, then resumes its ascension to $81,000

Thanks for playing.

>8 years of holding chainlink
>still 10 more years to go

>Mid 6 figure hell

White Boy Sunday

Are prediction markets a viable asset class to put my money into?

>gf plans on getting a septum piercing because her friend got one
>too beta to tell her it will make her look like a retarded whore
Would it be a better angle to tell her it's a bad financial decision?

november: 90k

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someone should make zcash and monero but fast
thank me later

Fairy's Cache Edition

>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
more at: https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

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Is it safe?

Brother, in the current economic situation

Look Kid, you want to make it in business? Like REALLY want to make it? Like the Billboard, Bitches and Bugattis type of make it? Like you are willing to do whatever it take no matter what?

There's 3 rules. You follow them. You will make it. You don't. You will fail. You 50% it. You will fail. You 95% it. You will fail. You 99.9% it. You will fail. Got it? Good.

Three Rules:
1)Attack Attack Attack
Even when there's nothing to attack or for no reason, you attack. You just keep attacking. If someone retaliates, you retaliate what they did times 1000. They retaliate again? You retaliate again with 1000 times 1000 times.

2)Deny Everything. Accept Nothing.
You will do not need to accept anything. Everyone must play by your rules and understand that. There is only middle ground. Only your ground. This maximizes everything you get done. It also keeps you strong when there are accusations regardless of the truth. You keep denying. The small things. The big things. To your friends. To your family. To the entire world. Just keep denying. Deny the pants you were wearing. Deny the pencil you used. Deny everything.

3)No matter what happens, no matter how bleak things look, no matter what threats you face... Always. Declare. Victory.
You won. Everyone else needs to get it through their skulls that you did. You cannot lose. You are not a loser. You are the winner. By being the winner, you decide and rewrite the world into making you the winner. Everything is rigged, everything is broken and everything needs to be investigated until you win. And you won. You won.

They're very simple rules. You can't mess them up unless you want to make them up. Don't mess them up. Got it? Good.

Day 7 of snailposting every day until my money is unlocked

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Is real estate still a thing in 2025?

We will never conquer the stars

We will never get an alt season

why live bros

I'm hoping to improve my life and my career and make up for lost time, I was wondering what would be the right career path for this?

I'm looking for a job that it's day-to-day routine doesn't make me want to kill myself, bonus points if it's comfy/has good work-life balance. Really don't want to be somewhere that I have to commit 10+ hours of my day being at.


I would ideally like to make more than 50K+ starting out and get through the schooling in max 2 years and take advantage of the community college route to save as much money as I can.

I was considering Instrumentation, but I tried that path a few years ago and it felt very unintuitive. I've tried a lot of different things, but I feel as if I can never commit to any of it. But I feel as though I'm running out of time at 23.

apu is good
apu will win

When it hits $1,000 EOY I’m cashing out everything and eating pussy

Staking my LINK on linkpool, good idea or not?

Money's sound, credit rates are up, up, up, and the British Pound is the admiration of the world!

I can feel Monday coming in my bones

>currently working from home in a boring office jon
>recently passed my end of year review process, which I've done for the past few years, but still had mental scar tissue when roastie managers 4 years ago were treating me like shit and putting me on humiliating performance plans
>recently moved teams and have actual work to do now, after a year and a half in a team that achieved nothing
>went to a supermarket and saw the employees with their uniforms and remembered being in that position 7 years ago, and realised I'd be unable to go back if I was laid off
>randomly decided to watch videos of hypersonic missiles and battleship missiles on YouTube and felt really sad at being a bureaucrat instead of someone designing those
>felt so sad at all the money going towards the welfare state instead of missiles

Things aren't all bad.

Should I go vacation in Thailand?

>ZEC
>DASH
>Even fucking DGB is mooning
What the fuck is up witu these mooning coons? What's next, ARK? BCH? BSV?

>I'm not even worth 1 dollar

Every memecoin preaches degeneracy.
Gooning. Gambling. Getting drunk.


RAWW isn’t that.
RAWW is the meme that makes your life better.

It’s high testosterone.
It’s anti–Big Pharma, pro–nature.
It’s the return to raw food, raw strength, raw living

Drink raw, live raw, think raww

Pic Related*

Who else is making ridiculous money from SEDA? Their idea to burn token per data request is genius! With plenty of projects in the pipeline SEDA is going to reach a $1 very soon

All you had to do was buy this. Now watch it moon

there is no top, no more market crashes or recessions. instead you get one big long drawn out depression called 10% inflation forever and thats a good thing.

Best chain partnered with google
11 million transactions per second
Goal to bringing real world assets on chain

Why are you not buying all in here?

>Made less this year than if I just put it all in an S&P 500 index fund
I feel so retarded man..

BOOOOOOOOM! Some taxi drivers are now accepting $XRP as payment!
The movement has already started — and the smart ones are paying attention.

#XRP isn’t the future… it’s the present.

I’M ALL IN AT XRP (TICKER: XRP) SINCE 2018

i wud like to get rich before christmas, thank you

All you had to do to become a millionaire in the past 3 years was randomly throw money at long call options on tech stocks. Instead you wasted the easiest money you will ever have trying to chase the next crypto pump and dump rather than ever touch "boomer stocks".

I've turned a 100k inheritance into millions of dollars while you still keep playing with your shitcoins. LOL!

>people no longer have respect for white collar workers

What are the financial implications of this?

>We are the turtlemarines, we dont sell we shell!

>$110,000 stable coin

From the outside looking in, I still can't believe to this day that people are holding LINK. The bag holders remind me of the Gamestop stock holders: "just wait!"... and other coins with promise that aren't really going to go anywhere, it's never going to happen. Bitcoin is it, it's already been accepted, and is the only coin you can actually spend in real life. I bought fucking Shake Shack the other day using BTC. You can use it on Amazon, Home Depot, Autozone, Starbucks, etc. etc. This is where we're at, real world use cases where retards with names like Jayden & Emmalee can tap a card and pay with BTC. They aren't going to try and figure out how to navigate fucking BNB to buy shitcoins, or even care about alternative anything. There isn't going to be a world where you have 2489 coins being used, it's too confusing for normie adoption.
I'm picking on LINK because it's the most common thing I see in here besides XRP (at least the gov is into that). I would buy feel 1000000000000x more comfortable buying XRP than LINK.. but I don't hold either. I've been buying BTC since 10k and I've had no stress.
Step outside this place and realize nobody cares. Go up to a stranger and ask them how they feel about XMR or fucking Bobo. They'll look at you like you're literally retarded. 7% of the worlds population own crypto, are we early? Or is this it? It's been around for 16 years and we're at 7%, mainly because acquisition for the common retard is too difficult, and if you make it easy, it's more likely to get stolen or hacked, and you'll really turn people off. I think 10% is the max adoption rate, and it's going to end up BTC or nothing for real world use, and the rest will be p&d jeet rugging casinos.
Just saying, all this is, is 7% of the world swapping tokens. There's no new money coming in to keep things up. But X coin is doing this! Sergey said this!...Nobody else cares bro. This is reality.
Rollercoaster crypto...buckle up for a boring ride of frustration.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

This graph is already outdated, we're at 38 trillion now and it took them less than three months to put in the last trillion.

The debt clock website says it will be 44 trillion by 2029, that makes no sense to me. If it took less than a quarter to put in a trillion then how can it only be 44 by 2029? It should be 4 quarters x 4 years = 16 trillion more. This is inline with the 17 trillion dollars in investment trump keeps going on about.

How the fuck is anyone even considering holding paper money at this point? What do I do with my portfolio, I can't put it in the stock market which is about to dive off a cliff, I'm already like 35% into gold with my tax deferred accounts. Real estate looks like a ticking time bomb and taking on variable debt seems like a really bad idea if they do 1970s again.

How the fuck do you escape this?

So now that the Zcash PnD is over it looks like the scammers are moving to DASH. It's already up quite a bit, how high do you think they're gonna let it run before they pull the rug? Looking for a quick 2x maybe

Why would ethereum just hit 5k?

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Give me your most schizo TA indicators. I'll fucking make it one way or another.

After bucks, Mumu crews after us
No games, we ain't laughin' much
Nothing but big things
Check the hit list, how we twist shit—
What changed but the name?
We still here, you're rockin' with the best
Don't worry if I write rhymes; I write checks
Who's the boss? Dudes is lost
Don't think, 'cause I'm iced out, I'ma cool off
Who else but me?
And if you don't feel me
That means you can't touch me—it's ugly, trust me
Get it right, dog: We ain't ever left
We just moved in silence and repped to the death
It's official: I survive what I been through
Y'all got drama? The saga continues

... leak them
fucking tradingview is pretty goddamn abusive with having a 2 indicator limit and their subscription teirs are just horrible business practices , they could make way more money if they did regional pricing and make the platform have more features even on the free tier.
they even got a real time 0 lag subscription tier but the price of that is insane


so. maybe its fair to just leak the paid indicators its kinda crazy than noone has made a working mod of the app of trading view that allows them to use more indicators

If you bought crypto after 2021 (you) are the normie

UH AHH OH EEH AHH AHH AHHHH!! (TICKER: XRP)

Thanks to a few anons we were able to release the first prototype of our Wrapped Monero bridge.

You can now wrap Monero to Ethereum (Sepolia) and back. Please try it out and leave a review it’s highly appreciated!
>bridge.zerofi.io

>gigachad's latest prediction is a ten million dollar bitcoin price
>buy
>hold
>be rich forever

It really really really really REALLY hurts my feelings!!!!

Remember remember the 5th of November 2024.
When Bitcoin was at the old ATH of 69k.

They're literally just pump and dumping random dinosaur coins. It pumps up to about #20 mc and then it dumps.

If everyone keeps squawking about an AI bubble and a housing bubble and a crypto bubble and a private credit bubble and a subprime auto loan bubble and a payment plan bubble and so on, isn't that fear? And aren't you supposed to be greedy when public sentiment is fearful?

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lindyman was right. the ultimate divider is those in the 4HL (4 hour life) and those who have an abundance of free time. most of us will never be rich or powerful so it follows that the next best thing is a WFH job where you can fuck off and leech off the company.

if you don't have a WFH job you are a slave. i don't care if you make $10 million a year, it's not worth it if you only have a 4HL (or worse.)

title

realistically solana is the best l2

Etherium was unusable during 10/10 while solana worked flawlessly

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metal bros, how we reply without sounding mad?

imagine buying rocks in the era of Bitcoin.

just stop caring

>be me
>dropped 600 burger-bucks on Market Cipher B back in ’23
>open the .pine
>it’s literally WaveTrend + Heikin-Ashi MoneyFlow + two Stoch RSI
>VuManChu version? fake af, false rsi/moneyflow
>hold my beer frens
>leaking the REAL original paid script, zero edits
>green dots = moon, red dots = rope, yellow VWAP = god tier

FULL CODE (Ctrl+C Pine Editor moon)

Pro features you paid for:
- True 53/60 OB/OS levels
- Buttery-smooth moneyflow (no fake spikes)
- Built-in “buy” & “sell” alerts
- Zero repaints, zero lag

Thank me in XRP:
rBaK7jKhdNe5cQbjXcNGH4LLedgBmxF6o1
(jk just tip your bartender)

WAGMI frens, now go ape those charts

Why is this so fucking hilarious to me.
After three YEARS of red numbers you'd think he'd get the hint LMFAO.
Also, he is an absolute gigafaggot for
>having a mental breakdown
>oh wait, i could totally get heckin updoots!
>gets out his camera
>films himself being a bitch
>looks at the footage
>edits it
>puts it online
That eradicates every respect I could muster for this dude.

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I had a tax case in court that got publicity in my province. (not tax evasion just stuff to do with a tax free savings account and taxjews trying to cancel their own rules when i beat them at their own game).

all of a sudden people i havent seen or talked to in years are showing up and being friendly with me. this guy who basically said his new gf now wife said he cant hang out with me or talk to me walked by my house when i was taking my dog out to poop. he started telling me about his idea for a cafe he wants to open and how he is trying to get investors.

another guy who i told to mine btc with his pc in late 2011 but instead blew his savings on a Cuban hostel has started driving by, ive seen him on security cameras. we were close friends but one day he left for a hiking trip without me because i was late getting to his house (he could have driven past my place and picked me up, 5 min out of his way) and then never contacted me since.

this guy who literally kicked my door on halloween and ran away yelled hello to me over his fence and started talking to me all friendly.

the local news talking about my tax case informed all the normies of my trading account gains. now theyre coming out like ants trying to get their sugary prize.

You sold the top, right?

Uptober turned out to be Octobear, does that mean that Novembear will be Novemrise?

If being an owner of a lonely heart is better than being the owner of a broken heart, then why do i long for relationships with bad young retarded girls? Financially speaking of course

How do I learn about the stock market and crypto and shit as fast as possible? How did (You) do it?

Im barely hanging onto 6 figures and i really should get a job after chilling after university
But i think im gonna BOOK THAT FLIGHT and TAKE THE TRIP to south east asia before. Thoughts? Or is that retarded?
I have more than enough stables around (did already dip buying) because i was not a retarded permabull and took massive profits on eth near 5k.

What is a reasonable target?
https://x.com/cz_binance/status/1984992347395141987
No moonboy shit

Day 250 of snailposting every day until ETH is at 10k

I’m warning you. Company is not a circus.

Once again I wake up in a world where I am reminded that I could have bought bitcoin in 2013, but didn't, because using paypal moneygram was too much of a pain in the ass.

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB,
ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW;
AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT
THE LAMB WAS SURE TO GO.

And i gave you a waring by making this picture immidiately afterwards

I'M ALL IN AT INSANE CLOWN POSSE (TICKER: ICP)

You Come Here Often? Edition

>Why Gold & Silver?
https://youtu.be/i3S4rl6ehiI
https://youtu.be/gksenA5Al_A
https://youtu.be/FI7NnOg2rxo

>Huge deficits in minerals such as silver by 2050 inevitable
https://youtu.be/iibsrDXdEos

>Bullion dealers
https://libertycoin.com/ (US)
https://www.chards.co.uk/ (EU/UK)
https://www.silburycoins.co.uk/ (Ancient)
https://www.luciteria.com/ (Otherrare metals)
https://www.ma-shops.com/ (Numismatics)
https://www.goldeneaglecoin.com/ (US)
https://stoutgold.co/ (US)
https://www.aydincoins.com/ (US)
https://prospectorsgoldandgems.com/ (US)
more at: https://pastebin.com/gZfZHtNE

>Numismatic search
https://en.numista.com/catalogue/
https://www.ngccoin.com/price-guide/world/

>News and graphs
https://numismag.com/en/home-en/
https://silverseek.com/
https://www.silverdoctors.com/
https://www.mining.com/
https://silverbacksnakes.io/finance/silver
https://www.gold.org/goldhub/data/gold-reserves-by-country
https://wtfhappenedin1971.com/

>Compare
https://findbullionprices.com/ (US)
https://eu.compare.pm/ (EU)
https://www.gold.de/aufgeldtabelle/ (DE/EU)

>Resources
https://www.jmbullion.com/ultimate-guide-to-90-silver-coins/
https://kevinsworkbench.com/junksilverguide/
https://www.coinflation.com/
http://coinapps.com/
https://erikasgrig.com/calculators/rpi-calculator-inflation/
https://learn.apmex.com/buying-guide/buying-in-the-usa/
https://pastebin.com/5aLmWUUK

>Prospecting
https://youtu.be/ZCL6FKQZyoM
https://www.mndm.gov.on.ca/en/news/mines-and-minerals
https://www.amazon.ca/Gold-Creeks-Ghostowns-British-Columbia/dp/088839988X

>Nitric acid, magnets, and ping test
https://youtu.be/3mg9YcAShTo
https://youtu.be/NgSXg-WOEVY
https://youtu.be/2ymGAyKAg-k
https://www.fakebullion.com/index.php/resources/fake-bullion-database

Previous Thread:

if you haven't realized it yet, ***THEY*** control bitcoin and are currently circumventing old narratives and notions to disrupt the typical narrative and eventually implement their own.
>bitcoin suffers first monthly October losses in 7 years
more of these headlines are to come. 4-year cycle is broken. halvening was front-run, this cycle will probably outlast the next halvening. we're playing on THEIR terms now. every new high will rally 1-3% before retreating, just enough to get you excited for a new high, and just enough to keep you trapped when THEY pull it. then when you're conditioned to THEIR game, and you finally sell the new high, THEY'LL keep pumping it. its over. all narratives are now controlled. even future, forward-looking advancements (quantum computing, aerospace, superintelligence, etc) which typically would've been make-it scenarios for most in the past (such as semiconductors, and automatic vehicles were), have already rallied 1000x or more before even having a fucking product. so you have two options left in their new world order: get a job, keep it, run in their chiseled rat wheel, carved out of your day-to-day, and funnel your paycheck into the machine, hoping you get lucky or play by THEIR rules - steal from those beneath you, commit crime, hack, whatever - and pray to god you don't get caught before you make it, but THEY'RE likely already monitoring all of us so they'll let you cheat until you get close to their level then THEY'LL ruin your life.

Here's my idea,
Netflix AI that turns anyone on the TV into søyjak
>Okay Netflix, turn Steve Harvey into a Søyjak
"He said WHAT now?"

Online Ads Edition

>calendar
https://finviz.com/calendar/economic
https://www.financialjuice.com/home/
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar/
https://www.tradingview.com/economic-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html

>chart
https://www.tradingview.com/chart/ [free live futures: SPX500USD, NAS100USD]
https://www.sierrachart.com/

>education
https://www.investor.gov/
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.cboe.com/optionsinstitute/
https://www.cmegroup.com/education/courses.html

>heatmap
https://finviz.com/map.ashx
https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/stock/
https://www.tradingview.com/heatmap/etf/

>screener
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx
https://www.tradingview.com/screener/

>squawk
https://www.financialjuice.com/home/

>television
https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/BloombergTV
[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://bloomberg.com/media-manifest/streams/phoenix-us.m3u8
https://iptv-org.github.io/channels/us/CNBC
[streamlink/vlc/mpv] https://fl1.moveonjoy.com/CNBC/index.m3u8

>trading hours
https://www.tradinghours.com/markets/

>[misc]
https://edition.cnn.com/markets/fear-and-greed/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com/

Previously on /smg/

Wtf happened to HyperLiquid?
Shit is just tanking non stop now

What were your biggest winners and biggest disappointments of this kind of crap bull run?

ETH was my best runner.

Short Starbucks stock. That’s all you have to do. It’s going down. I want biz to be a place anyone can make money. So I’ll put advice here from now on. Chipotle could also be on the way down.