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Credit cards get stereotyped as an inherently dangerous item to own, but there must be a curve for this. What is the proportion of credit card ownership to probable retardation of the owner? Are you retarded to have one? Three? Ten?

$69 WAITING ROOM (DUBS CONFIRMED) EDITION

Short oil.

TRUST. THE. PLAN.

Trump released the trump coins for the hype and attention it’d get and expose the degeneracy of meme coin trading and make something that no other meme could ever top, and thus ending the meme coin mania with a final bang! From there now that all eyes are in the crypto scene the pro crypto Trump admin will give attention to legit projects with actual utility, people will then start buying up utility tokens when this happens as they become the next hype wave while meme coins fade into irrelevancy except for the few blue chip ones.
Trump is ultimately for the future and advancement of crypto, his crypto ball was only full of leaders from projects that have utility.

Trust the plan

I’m going to pop a bottle of champagne the second this great man is free.

>And then we dumped all our bags on the goyim!

>he didnt say bitcorn

Your portfolio 2025 - 2029

No refunds Trump baggies. You just enriched a couple of millionaires while you wage at mcdonalds.

would you look at that 1m wick? holy moly what a manipulated peace of shit

OH NO NO NO NO NO

LMAO good job retards you got scammed yet again by the orange retard

oh shid

Sell the news.

oof

WHAT THE HECK!!?? Why didn't you tell me sell the news is no longer a reliable strategy?

What time does the manipulation begin?

>my transaction has been pending for 12 hours
I thought you niggers said this was scalable? And you have the nerve to shit on the eth shitcoin.

fuck all linkies. they think they're so great (but they suck)

TURN ON CNN!!

>>TRUMP ARRESTED & IMPEACHED FOR ILLEGAL CRYPTO FRAUD
>ITS REAL
>>TRUMP ARRESTED & IMPEACHED FOR ILLEGAL CRYPTO FRAUD
>ITS REAL
>>TRUMP ARRESTED & IMPEACHED FOR ILLEGAL CRYPTO FRAUD
>ITS REAL

Seriously how do i sell this? I have it on metamask but when i try to swap it in pancake swap it gives me some weird third party warning.

I'm -$300 in my chase checking account. What would happen if I just signed up for a local credit union and kept ignoring the calls from Chase

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This is what crypto's done to me. I've bought and sold btc, eth, alts, sol shitters, etc etc etc over the past several years.

Now? I'm only buying LINK. Everything is simply far too dumpy and scary to go into. LINK might dump but I'll just dca average down in those instances.

It's so over that over says it's over. More over than fucking GRT over.

How the fuck do people even get in (aside from insider trading) on these meme coins so quickly? like yes we know corrupt ass dudes run this shit but like come on. What's the deal here.

Is he going to drain the swamp THIS time?

Tectum solves this. 3.5 million tps in testnet. So one. To release mainnet, This shit is gonna mega moon. Scales all chains token that run on its softnote too. 2025 is gonna be lit for this shit.

Why aren't cryptos pumping?

THE RULER'S BACK EDITION

Martin Luther Trump
Newest shitcoin ready to pump.
Lets go!!

>it was then, during inauguration day, that the catalogue got filled with bears, in th inauguration of possibly the most pro-crypto presidency ever, that bobros decided to turn extremely bearish

>BTC Pooomping during the trump ceremony
>probably gonna crash tomorrow
>cant sell because i only hold MSTR and the market is closed

FUUUUUUCK!!!!

I told you guys NOT to buy TRUMP

>TRUMP will dump so hard, it is just a matter of time, and the common man (you) will lose your money. Trump's casinos, universities, restaurants, etc. all went bankrupt after scamming investors. DO NOT BUY TRUMP

My president has collapsed my memes and cryptos. This pump of BTC to 108k was the top ironically and un irronically

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Have you no shame, no decency, no morals or soul? If you stay your course and don't repent and turn away from your grievous sins, your souls are consigned to hell in the afterlife for your despicable, disgusting and evil acts in this life.

No one likes you, appreciates you, looks up to you, respects you, or can even stand you. Everyone hates and despises you and has nothing but disdain and contempt for you, even the genocidal tyrants whose eager enforcers and accessories in genocide and crimes against humanity you are. You are despicable evil. You are revolting to all decency and morality. You are a disgrace and a stain on history. You are foot soldiers and cruel attack dogs of murderous despots. Your names and memory will live in infamy. You will be pointed to as examples of the worst dregs of humanity

Linkies will stand trial at Nuremberg 2.0 and be hanged for your heinous complicity and accessory to genocide and crimes against humanity as well as your loyalty to genocidal tyrants.
Everyone alive to witness Nuremberg 2 will cheer your sentencing and rejoice at your execution. No one will come visit your graves, which will be nameless, or lay flowers for you there, not even your spouses, parents or children. They will be ashamed to have been related to you, married to you, descended from you or to have borne your name.

Stop. Think. Reconsider. Repent. Denounce Chainlink and ask for forgiveness for all the evil you have already committed.

Apologize to and ask for forgiveness from the innocent anons you've been oppressing, repressing and persecuting.
Resign or reverse course and help the resistance against the Great Reset which is unfolding while there is still time to make a difference and before you have even more innocent blood on your hands

I bought TRUMP at $61. I was told there would be gains.

wtf is happening trump coin is at 47 and still dumping it was at 60 and i should've sold now i'm hoping it hits 60 again or im down thousands

These are the top cryptos that are "made in America". I do not see bitcoin and I do not see ethereum.

If you aren't in any of these American crypto assets, I have bad news for you.

Being in the crypto world, we can't always see the forest for the trees. But zooming out, Trump and Melania's coin releases should be a significant milestone for the rollout of crypto and the golden bullrun in general (including gold, silver and other deflationary assets). The elite make deliberate moves, and crypto's presentation to the masses these past three days may have been long planned. We can also consider the decade of Ripple working with banks to create the new banking backbone infrastructure, beating the lawsuit, and finally having a dinner and announcement with Trump.

The coin release may seem silly to us, as it's trivial to make a memecoin, and it may seem like a grift. But it is also the implementation of the tools we have created, being used in the real world. If Trump requires political donations, he can simply sell some tokens to raise the funds. The cost is paid for by the investors, his supporters. But instead of being left with an empty pocket, they have the token, and stand to gain if it rises in popularity. And if not, at least their money went to a cause they believe in.

We've heard this setup before in the crypto world (platforms to invest in athletes or musicians, helping them get a kick start in the world), but it's interesting to see it in use by someone so big and influential in the world: the next President of the US. This move cannot be by accident, as it is shaping the landscape of crypto's global integration. Perhaps memecoins are meant to have a high level place in the world, as they merge entertainment with finances, and sound money at that.

Trump also just set a precedent over the format. More people will likely continue to launch their own coins on major blockchains, without needing to join any niche platform. Or, platforms will pop up that cater services to existing coins such as Official Trump. Also, keeping 80% of it could become standard for self-released memecoins.
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Hi /biz/,

proudly presenting our new project MAGY, who will make crypto great again. Since you guys have made me rich in the past, I'm giving back to the community.

Magy, the loyal pup of Trump!

The next big project in crypto, inspired by MAGA and Trump’s loyal dog. Magy isn’t just a meme coin—it’s the President of all meme coins!

"We’re going to win so much, you’re going to be amazed"

>We have 50k marketing budget per week
>Supported by MAGA memes
>Shilled by Trump

Get in while it's FRESH

what's this pattern called?

What the fuck is up with this coin? It doesn't look like bots are fucking with it and the chart looks pretty promising. Might be an easy 3x.

Spread cheeks and accept deeper ramming.

>three figure nightmare

YOU WILL LIE IN THE DUST WITH NOTHING, YOUR CHILDREN WILL HAVE NOTHING, YOUR HOUSE WILL BE NOTHING, YOUR WIFE WILL BE NO MORE, YOUR TEARS WILL BE COMPLETELY DRIED AND I WILL NOT SPARE A DROP OF WATER
YOU HAVE MADE FUN OF ME FOR THE LAST TIME MUMU

Chad iNOGeration stream
Current BTC price: 104,000 at 11:20EST

https://rumble.com/v6bej9m-the-inauguration-of-donald-trump.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp

Will Donald mention Crypto today?
Will Don JR drop something spicy??
I am fearful that the "big crypto news" was just his family launching coins, and we will get rugg'd in the next 12 hours

This might be the funniest game in a while

*crabs menacingly*

Trump normie here. Got in at 30. Is there a shot i can get out at 60 or take the L and leave now? Thanks frens

RISE FROM YOUR HIBERNATION
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/iaSESIwHlbc

Double top.

General.
normie feed : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mHYtO-kR38
let's wait for the signals here

post >yfw you're fully allocated chilling in spot waiting for the imminent normie fueled altseason of alt seasons

niggers

>overheard a couple of guys talking about melania's coin while at the gym lifting
>i live in the eu, not the us
Massive top signal, i'm selling everything except btc

are You niggers ready?

Some of you are alright. My plan is to dump all my doge at $2.4 and my BTC at 300k this year. DO NOT BE MY EXIT LIQUIDITY. Once I cash out I will never touch crypto again.

Everyone in the comments is waiting for Trump's crypto announcements. Are we really early?

got a double top for you
(ᵖᵉʳᵐᵃnᵉnᵗ ᵇᵗʷ)

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.barchart.com/
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.xvideos.com/

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

i dont care what the price is because it doesn't affect me in anyway. I dont have to gamble the little shitcoins you guys play with. ETH just shows up in my wallet. We are not the same lol

I literally will never tip waiters when i am in USA

sometimes they will try to confront me and be passive aggressive asking why i did not leave a tip and if they did anything wrong. sometimes they will write in a tip themselves with a pen when I pay by card. i will just dispute with my credit card and get the money back always.


can someone explain why waiters are like this? its either this or their threats online about spitting in your food (as if i would go to the same place twice)

Tell me immediately what to do to get rich within the next 78 minutes.

over for bitchuds

So, I'm currently looking for work, and would like to do something in the mean time. Preferably that makes some cash, but wouldnt mind investing in some other stuff that might be useful in the future.
Anyone have sugestions?

So when are you going to admit that crypto as a whole is a scam?

im 75% since march 2024 my coin is recovering and making new atl ugh.. I'm scalping to reduce the loss

*THUD.. THUD.. THUD*

Anyone here know of any good platforms on which I can trade crypto futures here in burger land? Half of them seem to be IP restricted.

XRP is pumping like a shitcoin

>no dump
weak sauce

*CREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAK*

LMAO

The market better pump today or else

I'm a smartcontract dev myself and I've been learning circom to use zkproof in my smartcontract. but i dont understand shit and i dont know where to start. help me please!

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How much an official Mama Trump on Solana ($MAMATRUMP) could sell?

this piece of shit had the same trading volume in the last 24 hours as the Trump shitcoin

Most of you Trump shills are from India because you know that Elon Musk wants to replace us with Pajeets

Where were you when George Washington himself requested a bitcoin reserve?

Inside her here

Yes I'm inside her, and I always have been

No I will not prove it, that would be kissing and telling

Tron season is next

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Hello altbaggies

I made some money off $TRUMP but now I have SOL and it's kinda pumpy.
To hold, or not to hold-- that is the question
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The dips and dives of outrageous markets,
Or to take profits against a sea of gains,
And by cashing, end them? To sell—to hold—
No more; and by a hold to say we keep
The heartache and the thousand natural shocks
That crypto's heir to: 'tis a speculation
Devoutly to be risked. To sell, to cash—
To cash! Perchance to FOMO—ay, there’s the rub,
For in that sell of gains what losses come,
When we have shuffled off this pumpy chain,
Must give us pause—there's the respect
That makes calamity of so long a HODL.
For who would bear the whips and rugs of coins,
The trader’s fate, the bull's elation spent,
The pangs of missing moons, the law’s delay,
The insolence of influencers, and the spurns
That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
When he himself might quietus make
With a mere sell? Who would hodl still
To sweat and bleed under a weary coin,
But that the dread of something after sell—
The uncharted lows from whose depths
No trader returns—puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear the pumps we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus crypto does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of doubt,
And moments of great gain and profit
With this regard their currents turn awry,
And lose the name of action. HODL you now!
The fair SOLana! Nymph, in thy wallets
Be all my sins remembered.

What is your best money advice?

What a fucking piece of shit. I bought this at 17 and now it's 0.7.

im selling all my link today and buying AMD calls with 2026 expiry date......do you think i would outperform holding link?

Why did Donald Trump acquire such a substantial amount of Ethereum? does he know something that we don't or it's just a diversion?

>btc pump on all trump related events
>pump on election day, 11/05
>continued pump after trump win
>big pump in pre-inauguration
>next big pump during inauguration now
make sense to you, or is this supposed to be "our little secret"?

TRUMP BOUGHT MORE LINK WTFWT???

>had various meetings today and sent some emails
>went for a 1 hour lunch break
>had one of those meetings where there are 20+ people on it and everything is being delayed and people are getting annoyed and in theory you should have some responsibility but people have forgot you exist
>playing Tekken and plan to eat on company time
>upcoming week will be less work

I deserve more pay. I deserve less work. I am entitled.

Is working as a 4channel janitor a profitable side-gig?

So, the countdown begins.

I BOUGHT THE TOP
AND THE TOP WON

Why are the markets closed for nigger king day?

JD VANCE shaking hands with ripple Brad Garlinghouse last night. Watch the video now. https://twitter.com/digitalassetbuy/status/1881298237857906828

I called the TRUMP top last night PUBLICLY and you still got rekt. How does it feel?

Right?

America bro, you're not really stupid enough to buy this crap coin, are you?