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Source:
https://www.salon.com/2025/01/13/inauguration-committee-sells-candlelight-dinner-access-for-1-million/

All these faggots screaming TRUMP is a scam giving me early bitcoin vibes. There are hordes of midwits who will do will do no deeper analysis than "nobody is getting rich that easily" or "if it sounds too good to be true then it is". They will watch their favorite eceleb call it a scam and then uncritically repeat it.

They are literally calling a standard pullback a rugpull. TRUMP went from $10 to $70 and then to $50, and now these retards are smugly posting about the "trump rugpull"

I just realized we're not plummeting to zero and everything is at a steep discount.

How is this not bullish for Ethereum?

I know I’m probably swimming in hopium as an ETH maxi but Trump & co. spending millions to buy it must be something, right?

the top shitcoins this cycle are the ones released by the president of the united stated and his family members.

Let that sink in for a minute. How far have we fallen down this rabbit hole?

Annnnnnd KOALA!
Bitcoin will never go below $100k ever again

Bye, Rajeet! Gas now costs more than your entire family makes in a month. Get fucked!

>Invest 1 USD into dozens of different coins
>If even one of them dramatically appreciates in value I’m basically home free

Is this the proper strategy?

screencap this, if you want to get VERY fucking rich, rotate your entire stack into this NOW. Everything is discounted today, but 6 cent ROSE for an American AI focused blockchain at 400m market cap is the biggest discount on special today.

>baggie
I'm not, I am now, but I wasn't until now. ROSE is a crabbing king, until anything happens it never goes below 6c or above 15c, you're basically ensure a 2x by not being a greedy Jew

Everyone laugh at the Trump baggies

Are we bullish or bearish for tomorrow?

It was seriously so obvious.

People actually think they're early when they're getting rugpulled by the president. Can't make this stuff up.

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The anons crying about getting "rugged" by trump, salty about missing out and asking for legal intervention are little bitches who should stick to tradfi.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen

JUSTED

>his blockchain has to be turned off for maintenance and fixing insrability
It's not a fucking MMORPG server.

>-3%
>bobos euphoric

BUY BITCOIN YOU FUCKING RETARDS.


YOU ARE ALL MONGOLOID 60 IQ CRABS IN A BUCKET.


STOP KILLING YOURSELVES ON THESE PIECES OF SHIT.

This thing mogs solana or any other chain so fucking hard. Once 10bps is live and it gets implemented into dexscreener, the rape train will begin

nothin personnel kid

OK I'm scared now and I don't even have much money in crypto. Everything is fucked. Trump coin was interesting, but Melania coin is fucked. US probs can't start buying wo months of setup. I will publicly posts that the end (of this bull) is near. if I'm wrong, just lol at me kek.

How do I change my vote before the inauguration tomorrow

This is a comparison of the first ATH peaks after halving and the length of the following dip.

TOP
>2017 Jan 5 - Feb 23
>49 Days
> $1,175, peak 2 $1,360

MIDDLE
>2021 Jan 8 - Feb 8
>31 Days
>$41,986, peak 2 $58,367

BOTTOM
>2024 Dec 18 - ??
> 34 days and counting
>$108,388


We got -3 to 15 days to go for a recovery similar to the past.

haben Sie verkaufen? Nein? LMAO

Official theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDMum1vs7Q [Embed] [Embed]

>I SHOULDNT HAVE RUGPULLED THESE SOLANA SHITCOISN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Has anyone looked into the wallet that owns 80% of the TRUMP supply? What are all these, is it all insider shit or are they speculating?

What did he mean by this?

thanks for the 20 billies

Anon…. You're not going to let this little memecoin crash deter you from dollar-cost averaging, right? You're still going to diverisfy your portfolio and invest, right?

You were warned.

i wish death upon zionist dog and his bitch melania for making crypto kill

cheese is dipping massively rn btw.

>be me
>2025 investor
>my primary motivation for investing is that there are two characters named mumu the bull and bobo the bear who are always at odds with one another
>i would not be investing were it not for them
I just want to be part of it all and see who wins in the end.

PLEASEEE MR PRESIDENT SAVE MEEE APPROVE THE FUCKING BILL AAAAAAAAAAAA MY BAGSSSSS

I will have around $600 in pure profits from TRUMP and related coins by the time it is done. What should my plan be for this essentially free money(thanks for the neetbux to throw at shitcoins wagies!) .

I’m trying to swap my TRUMP into MELENIA but I don’t have enough solana for the gas fees and I’ve been waiting for hours for a solana transfer to my wallet so I can swap and the price of Malenia has almost doubled since I’ve been waiting

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i heard this mentioned a few times as an underrated project. i know shilling hidden gems isn't really a thing on /biz/ anymore, but what are the thoughts on this? scam or potential?

I'm NEET from /v/. What vidya company should I invest in with $800

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be me
>missed trump coin because i was asleep
>have big brain idea
>go to twitter and follow all of trump's familiy members just in case one of them launches a new coin
>trump's wife launches coin
>get twitter notification
>i am fucking early
>slightly sub 2 billion market cap
>copy CA and try buy
>literally trying to go all in
>12,360 dollars which is literally everything i have
>transaction fails like a million times
>market cap quickly rising
>get frustrated and give up
>go eat food
>mfw current market cap is 12 billion
>i missed on a 6x
I FUCKING HATE SOILANA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>inb4 stop crying 70k is not "that much money bro"
FUCK YOU

Pick yourself up,
Take a deep breath,
Dust yourself off
And start all over again.
Nothing's impossible, I have found
For when my chin is on the ground.
I pick myself up,
Dust myself off
And start all over again.
Don't lose your confidence
If you slip
Be grateful for a pleasant trip
And pick yourself up,
Dust yourself off
And start all over again.
Work like a soul inspired
Until the battle of the day is won.
You may be sick and tired,
But you'll be a man, my son.
Will you remember the famous men
Who had to fall to rise again
They picked themselves up
Dust themselves off
And start'd all over again.
Work like a soul inspired
Till the battle of the day is won.
You may be sick and tired,
But you'll be a man, my son.
Will you remember the famous men
Who had to fall to rise again?
So take a deep breath
Pick yourself up
Dust yourself off
And start all over again.

>People actually think the president of the USA launching a shitcoin isn't the top

Are these greasy fucks going to crash the entire alt market tomorrow?

I’ve been studying markets for a long time. I’ve never seen levels of greed and froth like this.

The entire economy is going to implode. The Great Depression 2 is going to be absolutely brutal, the most devastating economic event in human history. Please prepare accordingly.

This guy is the Antichrist, and he is going to destroy you and drag you to hell. Do you understand the gravity of this? This guy didn't even took office and he already created a shitcoin that sucked up all the liquidity of the market, making BTC which was pumping drop. He will destroy you, and his false prophet Elon Musk, will, devour you. I warned you.

>it will happen when the weather cools
>the bear will leave its cave forever

Spread cheeks and accept deeper ramming.

The Trumps are fucking criminals. This shouldn't be legal at all.

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1881095975433121869

this le epic presidential rugpull will be the foundation for tougher crypto regulation if not banned for ever, thanks mr crapto president.

Enjoying these appetizers? Main course is on the way ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ

Do you think Trump is ever going back up, or is it over

ALL HANDS ON DECK! EMERGENCY MEETING

still the most based leader of the free world.

But my bags have been crabbing for months

Esteban could do something, but all he cares about is coding. Fuck bros, I don't know how long I can keep holding my plebbit bags

The entire country (maybe even the world) is under the delusion that conservative government = strong economy. This delusion has never been stronger than with Donald "Rug" Dump. Except this has never been the case. Not from any factual point of view. There's nothing backing up this false belief but hype.

The problem is, this hype was all priced in during the election. Current all time highs are predicated on the assumption that the economy will exceed expectations. In order to continue going up, it must do better than that. It has to exceed expectations more than it's expected to exceed expectations. It has to do better than better.

So what do you think will happen when, inevitably, a bump in the road appears? When confidence is shaken and line go up is no longer a given?

I hope you didn’t sell

You wanted an alt season? Well here it is.

Thank god for the idiots who fell for the Russian psyop to elect this clown. I’m printing

Hahaha

Everything is rugging.

KEK BAGGIES

So only small percentage of people even hold this coin

This shit will go into triple digits soon fags

i'm gonna fucking kill myself

100K
BRUTALLY
FUCKING
REJECTED

hope you are happy with your gains on $Trump and $Melania cause altcoin season is cancelled and bear season is coming thanks to this retard

>he faded a coin launched by the pres
>he didn't take profit at $76B market cap
Kek you fucking idiots.

You only beat the game when you take profit. I sold all at $60. Did it suck seeing it go to $75? Yes it did. But when I first bought the coin my wildest dreams were a 10x, once those dreams were realized it was just plain stupid to not sell

>We're under 100k now
Thank you Mr Crypto President

WRITE PRICE PREDICTIONS EOD

>never shitcoined
>instantly better than Trump

I want to change my vote

Seems like he's launching shitcoins based on his family members' names.
Anyways, just stacked 500 extra LTC here.

Now that the bullrun is over, what to buy in the bear market?

Explain how you missed MELANIA

you already missed TRUMP and didnt learn your lesson

AMERICANS *BREATHES IN* AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is this bullish or bearish?

Can one of you whales pump this coin to 100 already please

So I say to Trump you let us make cryptocurrency and we let you play President again like a good goy. Now we gonna crash this Bitcoin that is ruining our banking business. Mazel Tov. You killed your little golden bull market goy.

I bought apu at 300m. Murad said it was going to billions. He lied.

Report trump and Melania threads for advertisement
They’re literally made buy trumps coin team
You are the target demographic for exit liquidity
Your stupid fucking president may have just killed the bullrun

Through all this insanity I simply am holding Chainlink and remain comfy.

Back to the cagie wagie

and don't forget to thank the orange man for the opportunity

LMAOOOOOO

>solana network breaks, literally stops working
>ETH dumps

"When Waldo is spotted, your bags get pumped.

SWAP ALL SOL FOR ETH NOW.

SOL CANNOT COPE. FUTuRE OF DEFI

When will the Solana network cool down and stop being so congested so I can actually FUCKING USE IT?

Folks, let me tell you—our coin on Solana, it didn’t do so great. Why? Because Solana is a total disaster. A mess. Slow, unreliable—just terrible. People are calling it trash, and honestly, they’re right.

But here’s the deal: we don’t quit, we don’t stop. We’re moving to Ethereum—big, powerful, reliable. Everyone says it’s the best, and they’re right. TrumpCoin 2.0 is coming to Ethereum, and it’s going to be tremendous. No glitches, no problems, just winning.

Get ready, because this is going to be the greatest coin you’ve ever seen. Thank you, and God bless America!

https://dexscreener.com/solana/9dirurpjnanzhn6ts5hglouhtjrt1jgspbxnycrfz2ad

It's now time.
The golden bull. Brought to you by Trump.

What a time to be alive. What a timeline to meme.

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SOLANA IS A GARBAGE TRASH NETWORK THAT STOPS WORKING WHEN LOTS OF PEOPLE TRY USING IT

You all laughed at me when I created this thread a couple days ago.
Are you ready to apologize yet, or are you really going to wait another day?

Let's talk about this. It appears as though you can't actually get a wallet for this cryptocurrency. I'm only familiar with bitcoin and monero. This is apparently the only official place to buy the coin from.
https://gettrumpmemes.com/

while everyone was focused on $trump lil niggas made bank on $luigi

What’s a good app to track trades down to the minute? Does it work for cryptocurrency too?

While everyone is selling their sol alts to buy trump and milania, i'm scooping up cheap alts

i am forgotten. anyone else buy vance on eth when it was 200k, is the next logical pump after trump and melania going to be us?

couple more trump and dumps.. and then up only

Now that the dust has settled, would you have done the same?