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I can't be shaken

Wait for it to start the bull run.

>generational BTC breakdown for no reason whatsoever other than to suppress the ICP breakout

You can only slow us down. You cannot stop us. ICP is inevitable.

I’m not a fucking boy, I’m a man. I keep my money in CASH. Why do you bash people who keep their money in cash? Because I’m not aping my money into Incelcoins??

SWELL

Please tell me the truth.

The chair that broke the market

TurtleBeach :TBCH is about to fucking fly, earning coming up, nice p/e , books look clean, lower volatility so it will run quick. The chart looks primo as well fulltime/log scale. As usual DYOR!

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apu is good
apu will win

I've been through two cycle tops. They looked nothing like that. They felt nothing like that. Literally everyone is calling the top today. Everyone was calling for a million dollar bitcoin at the actual top, nobody was bearish, every dip was for buying, we went 30% down in a week and you'd be crucified for saying that was it. Months upon months of borning chop and consolitation have driven people into depression, made them forget how quickly the mood can change and how little it takes to pump this market. Better R/R is to the upside.

This is why I am buying today.

ZEC is pumping against the market again

Insider here. Buy alts now.

The coming weeks will be THE MOST HATED RALLY IN CRYPTO!!!
Buy now or die broke!!!
New ATH EOM

https://www.youtube.com/live/R7nMuZtcfb4

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from : https://archive.ph/cO8Ed
J-curve in the twenties into exponential productivity growth in the thirties?
We still have time..

Thinking of buying btc for the first time. What price should I enter at? I’m thinking either 100k or 80k thoughts??

i'll make it on my own. without chainlink.

That was the bottom right?

Only up now

everybody crashing out like bitboy in 2023
this cycle is no fun without him
are you crashing out?
we should make 2025 fun
like 2021 was

The money was merely misplaced.
https://x.com/SBF_FTX/status/1984091090795032939

chainlink runs the entire market and everything revolves around it

burger king edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

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Crypto is my only hope, but looks like it's already dead.

Do not despair linkies, we are going to make it and have sex with milk&coin stinkies

You're buying... Right?

Flashcrash 2.0 incoming. Trump needed another billy, sorry gweilo!

That's it for me. I'm just not gonna watch it all bleed to zero.

Merci

Polkadot is the coin that will save crypto! $100 EOM!

thanks sergey im hyped for smartcon another year very cool

what the FUCK

Dubai here I come
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/nov/01/rachel-reeves-considers-20-tax-on-assets-of-people-deciding-to-leave-uk

See you guys in 4 years

buro i dont feel so good about alt season ...+ rip link. your gonna die get out while you can

If it bounces back to resistance again I unironically think new ATH will hit very fast

Is this real or nothingburger?

welcome home white man

>Is this 'altseason' in the room with us right now, anon?

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This is the final shake-out!!
You better buy these cheapies, because WE WILL MOON!!!
All-Time Highs SOON!!

you better buy these cheapies
SLURP SLURP SLURP

we are hours away from losing 100k

IM IN HELL

THIS IS IT

>Cryptocurrency

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Vitalik robbed me.

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Hahaha

Will he ultimately be right in the end?

Holy fucking shit

They are literally killing BTC just to suppress LINK few more days

How do amerimutts live in the most prosperous economic timeline while also squandering as if they're in the third world?

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I bought the dip, then it dipped again,
Told my friends, “this is how we win.”
Charts were green, dreams were loud,
I was rich on paper, man, I was proud.
But the candles bled red, and my hope went dim,
Watched my wallet shrink right to the brim.

Another 3 or 4 years holding bags.

WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?? I CANT SEEE ANYTHING IN THE NEWS!!!

SELL YOU FOOLS!

Alright, I just put 50 dollaroos on binance, tell me how to turn it into 100 within midnight /biz/

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damn maybe we really are in a bear market

MAYBE IF WE ALL OPEN A 100X LONG HERE ON BINANCE DUDES, FREE MONEY! :D

you get what you fucking deserve

I'm killing myself this morning

ppl are going to think this is there calling to buy more gold...

teach them what it really means

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Nigger day sirs

Fuck

it actually is pathetic
this dude should be in prison for fraud
nuke TSLA

This is how millenial women act around you if you're a 6'5'' fit zoomer with a lambo and bitcoin

I legit had a good laugh when I saw the state the beyond baggies were still in. Caught in a nightmare.

Day 8 of snailposting every day until my money is unlocked

Inflation is crazy, wages are shit, real estate is unaffordable, women are whores...

The only way out of this situation is an imaginary coin which is super volatile and sometimes drop -80% so you better sell the top if you don't want to suffer

XRP isn’t late, it’s just waiting for regulatory clarity while the rest of the market plays checkers. When the banks flip the switch, everything else will need liquidity from XRP just to breathe. It’s not about price action, it’s about real utility that no one can explain but everyone swears is coming. Remember, XRP doesn’t need hype, the partnerships are just too secret to show right now. And when the time comes, you’ll wish you’d listened to that one guy on Twitter with the ripple logo and laser eyes.

I'll pause there.

Sacré bleu!

https://x.com/chainlink/status/1985361493165039724
Seems like no real staking any time soon

Are you on track to retire by 30?

when things look good they are rarely good. but when things look bad they're really fucking bad

Day 109 of snailposting every day until LINK is at $100

>nons are now threatening chainlink staff on a public platform
Unironically the most bullish thing I’ve seen this year. Was going to sell and realize loss on my most expensive lot purchases ($24), but I’m not selling anymore and my price average is even rn anyway. Will we see more of this?

>hold it and hope it goes higher
everyone knows they're eventually going to exit to fiat.
this shit is fucking cooked. crypto was meant to be a currency. meanwhile, no businesses accept it. we've had this shit for 15-20 years and it's still unstable af. so what business would accept it?

even if it was accepted by businesses it's a convoluted process.
>get paycheck from my company to bank
>convert it to btc
>buy a pizza or whatever with btc
>business owner instantly has to convert btc to dollars because btc could drop overnight
in this example it's literally like putting pizza on the stock market. they would never accept amazon stock as payment for the same reason.

the entire crypto market is going to collapse when everyone realizes it has no utility. it's just air. i was a btc to $1M guy for a while, but then i realized this shit is going nowhere and sold all my crypto.

it will never go to zero though because it has an underlying value of being able to purchase drugs online. the big banks will eventually rug pull and that's when it all comes crumbling down.

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Making it is the most dangerous meme out there

first of all, unless you're lucky, intelligent, and capable, it will take at least 20 years for you to make it. but most of you won't make it. You will either make a poor decision at some point, get stolen, get hacked, get your money taken by some government. Or something else will happen. A roastie, a child, a lawsuit, whatever.

Then you're all babbling like retards hurr durr when i make it, i'll do this and that and finally have a gf
Giga kek. pussy doesn't need you to be rich. Also when you'll make it you'll probably be at least 40. And no matter the wealth, you can still die, get sick, get depressed. Just because you will be rich you won't magically be happy and fullfilled
Point is, i'm not telling you to stop trying to make money, just don't be delusional that you will ever reach some "make it" blessed state that only exists in your weak poorfag mind
Enjoy life now you might be dead tomorrow

What's your secret to success? How did you get there?

Why do bitcoiners support Saylor when he goes around saying custody of your coins is not important?

feel the pain of poverty, chainlinkers AHAHAHAH. 15 dollar waiting rooooom

i used to be like you anon, worrying about little 10% dips to the downside when i was poor, until i went the fuck outside and had an enlightenment.

You really think your -$5k networth in crypto is going to let you "make it".. sorry to tell you but those days are long gone. This is a jewish rich mans game now.. So either get a job to buy more or log the fuck off forever. Learn a skill. Build something. You holding less than $5k in "XrP!" is going to do nothing for you. So please stop crying about pussy dips.. you fucking pussy..

thank you.

AI is not a bubble, stop asking so many question.

Gone awhile. Whats your analysis of the week so far?

I have never lived a bear market. What am i in for?

Is trump retarded?

Japan stock market looks like the chart of a memcoin during its second bubble cycle

How are these zoomer kids making 500k/month and more shitcoining with an average hold time of like 10 seconds

They brag about it on X constantly

Is this some kind of money laundering operation going on where these kids are being told what token to buy (a token setup by a money launderer)?

It seems improbable that they can be so consistently lucky with 100% win rates for the entire month. It makes no sense in reality.

If you try copy what they do (I don't mean copy-trade) I mean copy their tactics, you will lose all ur money instantly. So their tactic only works when they click buy, not when you click buy, and AGAIN im not saying copy-trading them, im saying if you copy their strategy in general and apply it, such as buying and selling 10 seconds later, you will get rugged instantly or lose your money due to fees doing this 100% of the time

It cant simply be people copy-trading them because this wouldn't work forever, they would eventually run out of copy-traders to extract from, which they dont seem to ever run out of, so the only real explanation is their copy-traders are infact money launderers and not real traders copy-trading them

>new to finace and crypto
May I have this boards focus set upon HBAR. The only coin which doesnt use the/a blockchain.
What is the consensus on this? Why are there so many top tier companies backing them?

I am past the meme coin/lottery coin/pumpNdump schemes. I just want to invest in a currency that actually has real world application. "Utility coins" to me seem like mumbojumbo. desu these companies with these projects may be genuine, but their utility coin is nothing more than proof you were a donator/financier of the company. Similar to being a stakeholder and purchasing stocks, yet without any promise on returns. The only return is digital numbers in a digital wallet. Valueless.
Can someone tell me if there is a currency out there who's coin will or can be used to purchase a service/goods? BTC could've been such a thing yet turned into a digital deposit box for when things go rough. Like buying into gold, which also makes no sense since you are never in possession of said gold.

I read that only DASH and (i think) NANO are the only ones actually being used in purchases.

Please any upcoming or already established promising futuristic currencies that actually deserve peoples attention.

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Are you guys in?
Xswap made a new platform to release cross chain tokens
https://xswap.link/
first one is Sergey

>He thought some internet magical coins were his exit ticket to financial independence

Bought the top on this stupid memeshit.
Should I sell it all while it's still worth something and cut mi loses?

I think we are cooked for real this time. Only gongo down ahead.

i fucking hate cz, i fucking hate binance i racist about them all the time unashamedly

but i know why he killed so many tokens lately and now is telling us.

he is making the move to moon shot this to either 500b tor to a trillion

that mfer is shifty as fuck and his race to me raises questions if its asia , middle eastern or indian or all 3 .. thats the least racist way i can say that.

but the pre bull moonshit is gonna happen anons , the limters are taken off of him with that pardon

anon for once in your life do some validating im trying to pull up everyone , i got non yet. but i will be buying some

i will post proof