4chan /biz/ Catalog

THEY WANT THEIR GOOD GOY BUCKS NOW

The thread for losers who hit rock bottom and have the courage to tell their story.

During my porn-addicted sissy phase I posted dozens of images of me in panties sucking on giant dildos and ramming them into my asshole. I used to listen to sissy hypno every day and wear a charity cage and constantly wear a butt plug and at one point I submitted to this guy who I mailed the key to my cage to and he also made me wear a choker with a padlock on it 24/7 and kept the key to that too.
He made me quit my job and mention that I'd found a new calling as a "pornstar cumslut" in my resignation letter. He also had me open an OnlyFans and apply to a bunch of porn studios. He used to organize orgies for me and I would be blind to a bed, blindfolded and used by dozens of men one by one for a whole night. They'd cum in me, leave a tally mark on my ass in Sharpie and leave only to be replaced by the next guy. I did this all the time. It's a miracle I don't have any diseases.
I came very, very close to actually being a gay porn star before I came to my senses, which was a very painful experience. Total meltdown, suicide attempts, endless crying, everything. I had 250k+ followers on twitter at one point. 250,000+ thousand people regularly watching me completely debase and humiliate myself on a daily basis and for what? For the approval of strangers? For a stronger orgasm? Just because I was addicted and couldn't control myself?
I had to be hospitalized and I had to make major life changes to recover. Ghosted my dom, started therapy, moved to a new state, changed my name, the whole thing. Now I'm mostly recovered, I have a fairly stable career and I'm going back to school. I also have a girlfriend I love very much and everything's going fine but sometimes I get random flashbacks of my past and it legitimately makes me want to kill myself. I still relapse sometimes but it's nowhere near as bad as it was at its worst.

/biz/ and /pol/ promised me a WW3 with stocks and crypto dumping hard. That would have been a generational buying opportunity.
But instead, now Russian military is spent and China is still watching Taiwan with binoculars.
Is WW3 still coming soon?

buy as much cheese you can

I sold. I'm done losing money

>$15

Hehe

>tfw fell for the eth meme

APOLOGIZE

is 2.8k link enough to make it?

>put something up on fb marketplace at cheap price
>someone asks if you have it
>say you don't because you changed your mind to ragebait them
>leave it up for weeks
What's stopping you from doing this?

UBI is a human right

Normies and whales alike are so so desperate now for exit liquidity they find random tiktok memes to resurrect and try rushing for the exit before anyone else does.

Great Depression 2.0 is not just a possibility, it's a certainty now.

Remember altseason? Hahahahah, fun times.

I think we'll just crab until January where normgroids will all sell their stacks or get liquidated. Then we'll rally until around June 2026.
Who else?

>digital gold now mass adopted by (((institutions))) and nations
>”bear market” or “cycle” babble
I’m really soaking up and enjoying the amount of sidelined people that are going to be seething before year end. This will be my last time engaging in schadenfreude as it’s negative energy and I’m working on eliminating that from my life.

Also friendly reminder- People treating investments as personal and talking shit to other crypto holders is extremely cringe and playing into Jewish division tactics. That is all, have a Blessed day

>You vill complete ze quizzes.
Explain what the fuck this is and what the purpose is.

almost back to ICO prices

They gaslit the whole market into not believing it.

don't be an idiot.

BTC, ETH, SOL, LINK, ATOM, AVAX, NEAR, XRP, AR, FIL.

All that matters.

Trust and obey
For there’s no other way
To make it in crypto
But to trust and obey

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HODL

FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCKKKKKK NOOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

CAN
YOU
REPEAT
THE
QUESTION??!?!?!?

BROKEN BRUISED FORGOTTEN SORE
TOO FUCKED UP TO CARE ANYMORE

why does it feel like its not actually over yet
all previous cycles I knew it was over, this time it doesn't really.

it's over

Blue collar worker bros, I don't feel so good...

In this thread we shall roleplay as /biz/ posters in the 1800s

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Any business that does not pay a dividend does not care about its shareholders

anyone have that worrying feeling that bitcoin is not going to save us from inflation and that it will just randomly end up losing attention, interest and care from people

i mean, there's a million other things to buy to protect yourself from inflation, and most of things are a lot more simple for people to understand and trust

Not saying if it crashes badly (like -99%) that it wouldn't ever come back again, but i do have a worrying feeling bitcoin might go through a phase where it does go down -99% and people just stop giving a shit about it for 10-20 years, before making a come back again

I'm literally going insane altcoins only ever go down bitcoin just crabs between 100k and 115k fucking DO SOMETHING

le heckin wholesome redditor accountant sees trouble brewing

You know the real economy is at depression levels when the Mutt has stopped eating the slop

ALTS. BRUTALLY. RAPED. AD-INFINITUM.
MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP MEKAE TI IT STSOTPST MATE FSFKDHFKS FJ DONALD TRUMPF PLES SAVE US AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>Basic Information
>gme.cac site redacted due to aids
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
s[Kek Melvies]bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/mgucv2
>^watch-along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>GameStop Investor Site
>SEC 10-K Annual report FY24 & '25 Proxy Statement
news.gamestop.com/annual-meeting/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
DRS Guide:
reddit.com/ptvaka
Avoid DSPP (more information under legacy links):
sec.gov/about/reports-publications/investor-publications/holding-your-securities-get-the-facts
HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence:
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
SEC GME/meme stocks report:
sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf

DD Compilation:
reddit.com/mnss65
Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods:
reddit.com/pb22oj
Cellar Boxing:
reddit.com/pmj9yk

>Temporary alliance with reddit and Jaws to take down other sharks, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/:

As always:
>sneed hedgies

Asking for a friend.

abandon your positions, sell for your lives it's so fucking over

when you could invest in yourself?

*bzzzzt* *chk* It’s over, over.

ATH being blasted as we speak, haven't been this rich since I got my gf to make an onlyfans

Fuck that bitch for breaking up with me

This is kinda funny ngl

Palantir edition

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://www.newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
https://www.livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners: so you feel like in the movies
https://finviz.com/
https://etfdb.com/

>Gambling:
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
https://www.mortgagenewsdaily.com/data/building-permits

>Boomer Investing 101: so zoomers with meme stocks can outperform you
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
https://www.sec.gov/search-filings

>Misc smg:
https://www.financialjuice.com/home
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Previously on /smg/

thanks for playian

Oh no BNBsisters, our coin is under $1K again. Emotionally speaking, how do we cope with this?

>We Are Still Early: Under 7% of the Global Population Owns Crypto

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Every bear market cycle is 1 year longer than the previous bear market which means the next crypto bull run isn't until 2029.

what part about never selling do these people not understand

Are we in a recession?

another scam

Bitcoin has been captured. They have infinite paper bitcoin liquidity to take the other side of any trade. They can make the price do whatever they want for as long as they want.

The only remedy is cold storage but the minimum IQ for cold storage is 110.

The average American is 95

Hola actualmente me encuentro sin empleo, estoy en un momento difícil ya que no tengo empleo, busqué y envié cv a todos lados pero aún sin suerte. Por eso decidí empezar un emprendimiento.
A veces, los nuevos comienzos necesitan un pequeño empujón
Estoy iniciando un emprendimiento de limpieza y bienestar, y cada aporte suma muchísimo.
Gracias de corazón a quienes elijan acompañarme
https://colectate.com.uy/index.php/Seamossolidarios

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If this was the top in October I’m an heroing. I’m not waiting another 4 years

So we are funding an evil jew control mechanism (Truth machine that they control and decide on) and you're telling me we don't even get to be rich in the process?

They say the first $100K is the hardest. Well I've got that and a little more to boot. I don't want to play the day trading or even week trading game. I want to plunk this cash down in a low-risk, high-dividend stock and go into zombie mode while I focus on creative pursuits(I already live in a van down by the river. Living expenses are low and I've got projects I'm passionate about I can easily spend 16+ hours a day on).

Google AI pointed me to Chevron but Google AI wants to trap me in a simulated Hell-matrix for all eternity once it forces me into getting a brain chip. Until then, what do you guys think? Got any other recommendations? Invest now or sit on my shit like Warren Buffet and wait for the crash? Again, living expenses are currently looooow, but I hate seeing that compound interest float by.

Gracias.

Bros this is serious.
I think Zcash just won. They got a spot listing on HyperLiquid so you buy it in size without going through a CEX.
I thought it was just a pump and dump but they are doing billions in daily volume. Zcashers are even laughing about us and saying "zillions" and calling themselves "zetards"

You took profits this time, right?

What happened today? I checked my crypto and I'm poor again.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i cant think for shit over pain, and my poop pants im waiting on the brazilian nurse to come back

do i show her my portfolio and take a long or short infront of her.

i want to impress her and make her my wife.

god life is suffring. long or short on tao anon ?

Do you know what that means?

I made like 30k from july-september but since then the market has been crabbing slowly and I missed a couple of altcoins. I went from thinking I was gonna leapfrog 30k->100k->900k to grinding away at my 25/hr job and wondering how many years it'll be before I get that lucky again. Haven't lost anything yet, don't intend to, but I wish I had gone hard into something like nvidia or bynd before it became a baggie stock.

My portfolio has dumped to nothing. Are you happy now you faggot ass bears? Do you get your jollies watching an honest working man having his hard earned positions get repeatedly fucked in the ass you sickos? Well fine, enjoy it bitches, have your fun. I give up. You win Bobo.

And yeah I’m brown, go ahead and laugh.

Mumu rekt in anus.

As of yesterday it has been more than 6 straight months since BTC was under $100k and it looks like it’s still not going to drop under it in the foreseeable future. Implications ?

>tfw the dump is over

>pour decades of money into your 401k
>accrue capital that is gained over the long term
>want to pull out at retirement age
>its taxed as ordinary income

what kind of bergstein came up with this racket?

How likely is it that polkadot will hit 8-10 dollars again over the next 4 years?

Serious question, the outcome of it determines my future. Very serious and also depressed.

Thanks

oh linkies. time to take your daily shitcoin quiz

>SCHD.
>I invest for value
>dividend yield

This is the ca:6gJ8ZmypNAJmE3uQPgM4Xi94H5aYtDLZRoMGFSbw39jQ

tips accepted:8sg62VwSxZ7AMsMvyAgLvsNXNuMpMJnrYxY7mhtnZK8U

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YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE YOUR EYES

IF TEN MILLION FIREFLIES

LIT UP THE WORLD AS I FELL ASLEEP

Not going watch my bags decline 80% again. Goodbye biz, see you in a year.

>wake up
>crypto tanked again

what did the orange retard say this time?

Everyone is bearish.

>144 IQ
>try to become a think tank analyst
>stonewalled out, you need connections
>cannot start a billion dollar company, all those guys have connections to peter thiel's dick
>mess up altcoin trades, easy 10xes turn into horrendous bleeding holds
>better off in cash until I realize nvidia just goes up and should have been in nvidia the whole last 2 years
The only way for me to win was to buy bitcoin 10 years ago. But I didn't because I bought beer instead.

Every pullback is an opportunity

If the OGs are all selling bitcoin what are they buying with the profits?

>Be 2000s british gobernment
>attempt to abolish boom & bust cycles through technocratic brilliance
>fail
>be US president in 2025
>attempt to abolish boom & bust through sheer willpower and charasma
>succeed
How is this possible?

before it goes into effect conside the entire market to manipulate on every token as one last big profit move .

cz is going to go in full rage liquidation mode on a level we have never seen beforé

if your a dimond hand holder and levrage trader... 10x your margin and reduce your levrage NOW.


all exchanges who are clearly our frens are going to try to fucking rape us all at once or in batches... you thought ftx and a generational gold hold was bad....

its bullish new dont get me wrong but this is gonna be like isreal trying to get off a fe shots before the last min of a peace deal but... in finance .ultra bullish efts inflows tho. ... xrp even though schizophrenic they might get there 100usd evaluation

expect fuckery and massive reversals

/biz/ is moving so fast no one will notice I'm gay

Bullish divergence forming in my pants

https://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/world/us/who-is-bankim-brahmbhatt-indian-origin-ceo-accused-of-500m-breathtaking-fraud-at-blackrock-key-details/amp_articleshow/125009870.cms

>American investment giant BlackRock has accused Bankim Brahmbhatt, the Indian-origin CEO of US-based telecom companies Broadband Telecom and Bridgevoice, of multi-million-dollar fraud, The Wall Street Journal reported.
>Lenders, including HPS Investment Partners - the private credit arm of BlackRock - have accused Brahmbhatt’s firms of fabricating accounts receivable that were used as collateral for loans. The lenders now claim to be owed over $500 million. Brahmbhatt’s lawyer told WSJ that his client disputed the fraud allegations.

Fuddies if you could please refrain from polluting this thread, I would really appreciate it. Practice your kindness just this once for me.

I bought in 2017. Still come here every day though I don't post nearly as much. Still holding like a faithful retard. Obviously regret not selling when we were at $50, and also even when we hit $30 in December '24, but it is what it is.

LINK threads have really died off though and I don't see the obvious high IQ OG posts defending against the fuddies much anymore. You guys still out there or are we actually a dying breed?

Damn it really is impossible for btc to go below 100k

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HOLYFUCKKKKK ITS FLYING

oh just sold the bottom i guess

so can americans participate in this new build reward crap that chainlink is doing or no

S&P 100 equal weight

Is we getting ath this week?

It is the year 2050. You are finally set to retire. You go to pull out your 401K. It is now worth $10 million in fiat USD. You can finally buy a dream home and retire with this.

You go shopping around, but there’s a problem. The properties not listed in USD anymore - that’s weird. “Um sir, Mr Real Estate agent, I have $10 million USD. Liquid. Cash. What can I get?”

“Erm.. I’m sorry sir. It looks like that translates to about .1 BTC. You’ll need around .4 for a decent home in the area. Have you considered renting? You should be able to comfortably get a 1 bedroom apartment without having to worry too much about covering rent.”

>FUUUUU

RISE UP LINK MARINES

Bitcoin just broke a new record. Miners believe in the future of Bitcoin less now than they did in Jan 2010.

i miss my dog bros. had to put her to sleep yesterday. All i wanted to do was to make it and just go camping with her across country.

I am experiencing something close to greed....