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What is your best money advice?

What a fucking piece of shit. I bought this at 17 and now it's 0.7.

im selling all my link today and buying AMD calls with 2026 expiry date......do you think i would outperform holding link?

Why did Donald Trump acquire such a substantial amount of Ethereum? does he know something that we don't or it's just a diversion?

>btc pump on all trump related events
>pump on election day, 11/05
>continued pump after trump win
>big pump in pre-inauguration
>next big pump during inauguration now
make sense to you, or is this supposed to be "our little secret"?

TRUMP BOUGHT MORE LINK WTFWT???

>had various meetings today and sent some emails
>went for a 1 hour lunch break
>had one of those meetings where there are 20+ people on it and everything is being delayed and people are getting annoyed and in theory you should have some responsibility but people have forgot you exist
>playing Tekken and plan to eat on company time
>upcoming week will be less work

I deserve more pay. I deserve less work. I am entitled.

Is working as a 4channel janitor a profitable side-gig?

So, the countdown begins.

I BOUGHT THE TOP
AND THE TOP WON

Why are the markets closed for nigger king day?

JD VANCE shaking hands with ripple Brad Garlinghouse last night. Watch the video now. https://twitter.com/digitalassetbuy/status/1881298237857906828

I called the TRUMP top last night PUBLICLY and you still got rekt. How does it feel?

Right?

America bro, you're not really stupid enough to buy this crap coin, are you?

New gme just dropped

i cant believe chainlink wont even reach 100 usd this entire bullrun, i already calculated its just 90 bucks

This is a comparison of the first ATH peaks after halving and the length of the following dip.

TOP
>2017 Jan 5 - Feb 23
>49 Days
> $1,175, peak 2 $1,360

MIDDLE
>2021 Jan 8 - Feb 8
>31 Days
>$41,986, peak 2 $58,367

BOTTOM
>2024 Dec 17 - Jan 20
> 34 days
>$108,388, peak 2 $125,453-$150,676

The will be at least 2 more peaks until a major drop.

How can I track whale activity

>ser–gay paid 10000000LINK to make a photo with garlic-house
:DDDDDDD

BITCOIN IS PUMPING!

/TCG #25
Boomers pump it to the moon

DIAMOND BUY WALL EDITION
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4rpy5gaUJw

ETH is utter trash XDDDDD 20-30$ fees for transferring 300 bucks, who uses this shit, if it weren't for Trump ETH FOMO I'd never fml

This is worked out for me so far. I have a career, and I use the proceeds from my career to buy the S&P 500. I’m not gambling on some crazy tokens, I’m investing in the future. I’m buying stocks like Microsoft, I’m buying stocks like Berkshire Hathaway, I’m buying stocks like these big major banks. And I’m making cash.

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>he believed the fud

Trump quadruples down on Chainlink (ticker: LINK)

WTF THANK YOU TRUMP for pumping Btc

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Getting rugged by the guy you put into office is just sad, man. I can't even bring myself to mock this guy. It's just sad.

ALGORAND ticker ALGO
> No downtime since launch, 6 years & counting.
> Not even 1 minute unlike XRPL/Solana/Fantom/Avalanche & everything that is not Ethereum.
> Algorand nodes hitting 3000 right ahead of validation rewards
> Best tech ever,<2.8s, instant finality, easy smart contracts
> The Algorand network never forks, mathematically proven
> The Algorand network never even gets altered during any theoretical massive internet partition attack
> Ledger is already quantum resistant
> TravelX, a single app, doing plane tickets for barely 3 airlines, is already more real world adoption than most L1s combined
> https://algorand.co/metrics
> 420 million USDC minted just in July 2024
> No more inflation or relay node FUD
How much better could it possibly get, Algochads?

Wait wait wait wait wait wait, hold up. Weren’t linkcels just squealing about how Ripple paid to meet with Trump? (For the 3rd time)
And now this fat cayman island faggot finally got the chance to pay for some McDonald’s meals, and they’re celebrating? LOL
Did you niggers think just anyone could arrange an actual meeting with the president like Ripple did? No, you can’t just meet with the president despite the money you pay for it. You need to be someone important. Now linkcels are sitting 20 feet away from the president, sweating and looking at their phone while eating McDonald’s and they think they’re important top fucking kek. TOP FUCKING KEK.

Get in here! Only a few more hours to go!

Trump just bought the LINK top (again), doubling his holdings.
What's happening guys?

Fuck all meme coins, you destroyed the meaning of money. Prison Fire-fighters risk their lifes for a dollar an hour while you can become a millionaire just by releasing the right meme at the right time. Capitalist bastards the lot of you.

What are some non-meme projects you plebes like for 2025? Something with actual utility. Is it just layer 1 stuff now?

So now that the dust has settled. Which chain is the best?

He has now 43 621 ETH, all bought up in the past 24 hrs and you are saying me its not manipulated and I should take some pills or something....

XRP will reach $100 across the next 4 years, don't ask how I know

He tried to save you but you just wouldn't listen. We could have had just bitcoin, a few viable alt coins with good tech, and a few proper meme coins here and there. Now instead you have to sift through over 9 gorillion meme coins and get rugged by Indians, 13-year-year-olds, and the president of the USA; all while desperately praying you get lucky.

Pepe bros, do we have a future left?

Anon… You HAVE rippled up, right? You DO own a nice bag of xrpies…. right?

everyfuckingthing

the cursor is where i told you to buy cheese last night. you're welcome. if you didn't see my post, thank the jannies.

$81k is FUD

How are you lads doing out there in those crypto-currency markets?

i hope you all fucking die

oh wait you will

T-thanks mumu, I-I'm good.
I uh. just need a break from the charts to get some fresh air is all.

>TRUMPS WORLD LIBERTY FINANCIAL BUYS $4.7M LINK: ON-CHAIN

https://x.com/aggrnews/status/1881329811068428799

>HERE, HOLD THIS BAG FOR ME YEA?
Fucking hell

>Trump's World Liberty Financial purchased $4.7M worth of $LINK

I hope there's an official Barron Trump and an official Kai Trump coin.

>dude DUDE Europe has innovative tech companies just like the US and China, just look at ASM-ACK!

I want to save or increase my savings. i keep my savings in Russian rubles, i want to choose another currency or way to keep this

>unique one of a kind blessed coin
>smug confident shills
>was guaranteed to flip Cheese, Apu and Pepe
What went wrong??

>2022
>EtH Is GoInG To FlIp BiTcOiN!!!

Massive pump coming soon.

Do what you will with this info.

YOU LAUGH AT HIM, BUT HE PERSONALLY STEPPED IN TO HELP ME RECOVER MY $13K WHEN MOONMAN SCAMMED ME, TGHANK YOU GARY, ANOTEHR VICTIM OF THE ORANGE EGOMANIAC

>too poor to afford a whole bitcoin

Shitcoin pumps -> fomoniggers ape in -> massive anal destruction.
And it happens again and again... Why people keep falling for this shit? And it is not some seducing new project with a great name, is a shit fuck coin with a retarded name like hawktuah, realtrump, melania, dogshitwithaids.. etc.
Where do these fucktards keep coming from? Are they Indians or something?

fuck yeah

Absolutely unreal. Today feels like a dream.

WTF WAS THAT?!?!?!?!?

Baited

Now would be a good time to sell your LINK.

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>CAPE ratio going wild
>Buffett indicator going wild
>People are increasingly gambling on anything they can: TCG cards, sports betting, IRL events through Polymarket, 0dte's
>Tesla P/E completely detached from fundamentals
>Internet celebrities launching memecoins. Now even the US president (in a few hours)
RECOGNIZE and INTERNALIZE this vibe. This is wide spread market mania. This sort of financial irrationality is what happens moments before a recession hits. And make no mistake, crypto will not do well in a recession. In fact, it will very likely be the worst thing to hold.

> A complete and immediate ban on all crypto currencies in all forms and on any platform.

What do?

Thanks for playing

NEW ATH BOBOS ON SUICIDE WATCH

I have no inside info at the moment.

Do what you will with this lack of info.

gme thread has descended into a troll maelstrom, posting this here for discussion.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1i54uss/gamestopswapdd_part_4202_few_basket_swaps_total/

Poster has evidence that the shorts had swaps on their swaps in order to get exponential returns on a basket of baskets of shares that they intended on cellarboxing (shorting into bankruptcy). When gme et al. found a path to profitability, they opened contracts-for-difference, swapped US treasuries for Japanese.
>What's that all mean?
You know those cartoons where h character is fighting a monster with a bunch of arms/heads/tentacles, and it looks like he's running the entire fight, but actually he's leading the monster to tie itself up in knots?

Just business, nothing personal!

Do you think Gary would come back, if we begged him to?

>scamlana get congested with a couple billion in volume
Lightweight baby, chainlets need not apply
Pic related is all you need. In time all will bow to the king(queen)

ETHEREUM
APU
PEPE

ALL YO UNEED

>And then the goyim broke the blockchain trying to sell our scam tokens!

ey bobo
why dont you do that little dance again one more time

I'm out
I'm done with crypto
Time to find something else

Pic related, will niggasend today

i just went all in on melania
12 thousand dollars
everything i have
the elites can rug me now

Damn so the bullrun is over already? That sucked

2 terms
2 Major crypto ETF approvals
Entered office to BTC breaking ATHs and leaves office with BTC breaking ATHs
Same with the stock market
Strongest economy ever
ZERO scandals
ZERO shitcoins launched to enrich himself

At my local internet cafe today we were all watching BTC break all time highs on the big chart and the hardest trader I know, a dyed in the wool libertarian OG, went dead silent and a single tear ran down his face. "You know, he really wasn't so bad.. I'm going to miss Bitcoin Joe"


Repeat after me: THANK YOU BITCOIN JOE

Over 5% of total bario tokens (~$185k) have been sent for the presale of pic rel. It will go live and be tradeable later today. It's the first agentic nft so I think there's a chance it will get a lot of attention but I also think it's going to launch with a big market cap and people may dump immediately. What do you think? I can still get in on the presale but I'm scared.

You've been flooding my board for the last 5 years and now you stopped lurking and exposed your sorry ass with this memecoin bullshit
You've been on utility tokens with 0 value, memecoins cause you think some celeb is gonna pump em to nigdom come. You spend 100 bucks on various shitcoins to time against the rug.
YOU LOSE. YOU GET MAD AT SOMEONE RICHER THAN YOU. YOU BELIEVE THEY ARE THE REASON YOU FUCKING FAILED TO CATCH THE TRAIN.
Nah. You wanna bet on shit like that cause mad gainz? Go bet on the lakers winning the NBA title. Go bet on soccer corners being over 10. You are a gambler, son. A degenerate one if you get mad when losing. You are SHITCOIN gamblers and YOU EXPECT TO WIN?
Oh wait.. you had a plan right? Get this shit to 10x, then rotate and get another 10x on some other shit. Thats a 100x! You can make 10k by putting in 100 BUCKS, MY NIGGA THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT AYOOO. Right?
Nah. That's thinking you can get lucky, while everyone else is trying to get lucky alongside you. You are CATTLE.
>B-b-but Anon, I invest in [insert 0.20$ shitstain that bleeds since 2020], I invest in good utility, I invest in L1s, I am holding, not trading.
Nah, you hold on to a project that made you believe, has nothing to show for it and it's marketing is catered for retards like you. You are itching to try to catch the shit-train, but you baghold and that makes you feel better, cause the shit-train you didn't convince yourself to hop on, inevitably crashed.
I just remembered about AI coins, remember that? 1 month ago it was all about this shit, turns out its still the same shitcoins as everything else.
I'll end this with one suggestion. DYOR. DYOFR retard. If you do it and you really are better than everyone else, it WILL 100x. It WILL be your lucky break. The bitchuds did it. The ethcucks did it. The DeFags did it. The Linklets did it. Those retards bought, held and their own fucking belief that they are better than anyone else made them that 10x, 100x, 1000x.

DYOR FAGS

can this POS move to either $40 or $10 .. i just can't stand it crabbing at 20 for 2 months already

So /biz/ this is the last shitcoin for today?
Will Trump coin pump once more?
What are your thoughts?

Where were you when /pol/ absolutely demolished crypto?

Imagine trying to convince a bank or broker to pay 20% of a transaction in gas fees, on a network so clogged it could take 72h to clear. The only coins worth buying are BTC, LTC, XRP, ADA and DOGE.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

r/cc is a comedy goldmine rn

Seriously what the fuck is this market? This is pure fucking chaos.

Why do we even need bitcoin when we have Trump? This is the single most successful crypto launch in human history - it's not even close.

I've never been involved with crypto but is it really as fraudulent as trump is making it look right now?

This pre-allocated insider dumped Melania coin for $30 million yesterday

https://solscan.io/tx/2Erbrgnxiquy2rvPWt94tSRFrodL1GjqcEnxvEHvJ9w2RnSjhfgw7B3j4PTsvLAHWk6ZFeCYe8hpY2CitxtmiuoC

Thanks for playing, fags

FUCK OFF ALREADY

The president of US and his wife just bricked Solana chain. Redditors completely furious

https://www.reddit.com/r/solana/

>Solana is completely unusable
>Who learned this was a terrible network today?
>Is solana down? Haven’t been able to complete any transactions in the last hour
>Probably the last time I ever use Solana
>Solana is congested again… but isn’t that a good thing?

i present you the ITS OVER pattern.

>Well, folks, let me tell you, this memecoin, which I launched just before my big, beautiful inauguration—it’s winning. And I mean, winning big. People are saying, 'Mr. Trump, this is the most tremendous coin the world has ever seen.' And they’re right. Believe me. It's got my name, my vision—way better than anything Melania came up with later. I love her, but her coin? Let’s just say it’s not very… high-energy.
Melaniasisters, out response?

>new BTC ath
>President inauguration
>he fell for the most obvious bull trap ever
Ohnonono