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He needs to be the head of ethereum foundation. Aya should be fired

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No more shorts to liquidate.
You know what that means.

why are gay bobos always wrong??

Looks like this sell walling nigger is still niggering around and sucking baby penises.....
I am just a.little bit tired saars.

>sergey went to an expensive dinner.
>therefore, link is going to $250 this year

I sold at $99k because you guys said the Trump and Melania meme coins are the ultimate top signal... and now BTC hits a new ATH???
EXPLAIN

HOLY FUARK

New ATH for BTC

How will 8000$ Ethereum affect Pepe? Be brutally honest

anybody paying attention to the new BTC ALL TIME HIGH?

Is the best way to KYS turning your car on and asphyxiating yourself in your mom’s garage?

WERE SO BACK

Its going to get rejected off of 60 and send this coin to 0 you fucking gullible fascists

Only BTC maxis get to make it

SOL Memecoin Trump was a testnet (confirmed). 3 coins incomming. ETH nerds Set your bots/Ai Agents to buy at pennies and maybe with Leverage with AAVE. we have been given a second chance. Eth reserve revealed tommorrow, ironically giving the US a world first advantage at buying at an alltime low ratio. Digital Oil.

BTC HAS HIT NEW ATH GET THE FUCK IN HERE BROS WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK

WE ARE SO BACK BROS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

GOD CANDLE HAPPENING

>You can code contracts in HASKELL!
>Does completely nothing

What went wrong?

WTFWT

NEW BTC ATH
180K BY EOD

WTF is happening

BITCOIN RESERVE PRE APPROVAL PUMP HOLY SHIT GET IN HERE

I've lost a lot of money these past days due to trump succing my coins' liquidity. I am down 50% from 30k to 15k. Probably going to keep going down too. The only good thing I can say is that that doesnt have any initial investment from my fiat. And that I am going to diamond hand to zero

We're back.

WTF is happening?
Sayler late night price manipulating or what?

This idiot is the true black swan event and will suck crypto dry until he dumps his stupid scam.

AHHHHHH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

HOOLLYY FUCKING SHIT WE ARE SO BACK

Oh. My. God.

>Be Trump
>Launch memecoin on solana
>Liquidity blackhole
>Launches second memecoin
>Crash chain
>See? Solana can't scale
>Pivot to ETH with three meme coins
>Crashes chain
>See? ETH can't scale
>Pivot to XRP
>XRP has no issues scaling that liquidity
>XRP does 100x

You've been warned.

Link will be $52 again this year. With that thought i am effortlessly comfy.

Can Ethereum handle the traffic today?

Trump has killed crypto
His scam coins will make the public associate crypto with fraud and scams

if Trump is willing to list his coin on Binance, does this mean Binance will become open to American citizens again?

Are we about to enter a form of Crypto winter due to Trump encroaching on retail and continuously siphoning liquidity from others with non stop baiting to entice FOMO? He's essentially cast a shadow on everyone else for the next four years. If your shitcoin isn't pandering to Trump related themes you are irrelevant.

WHAT THE FUCK

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>druhfumple heckin' rugged you guys lmao!!!!!
the rug:

How come every candle on the TRUMP chart is the exact same height?

Floopaloo

ENTER

Pepe doesn't hold on well. It went up last time DOGE pumped but struggling now.
Did TrumpCoin ruin the inauguration pump we were hoping for for DOGE & friends?

will Trump ETH coins be available on Phantom wallet or no?

TRUMP:
6p6xgHyF7AeE6TZkSmFsko444wqoP15icUSqi2jfGiPN

MELANIA:FUAfBo2jgks6gB4Z4LfZkqSZgzNucisEHqnNebaRxM1P

IVANKA: GkTwug57voRqiMSTSncrPWJZbJsVRcUQctfv7c1ZMAgA

No way this wasn't on purpose.

Is this stupid shit dead? Any chance it will pump back up at all?

>Locks you out of generational wealth
heh, nothing personnel kid

Robinhood got clogged within 30 minutes of listing.
Next stop $100.

think about how many conservatives in their 40's,50's,60's who dont know anything about crypto, they're going to want to look into what trump coin is, how to get coinbase, how to invest in this coin, it brings more capital to thecryptomarket

you fucking impatient benchod bastard mother fuckers think trump gathered all the crypto heads in one location like a justice league meeting, and pulled this stunt because he wanted to fuck them over? grow the fuck up
this is a coordinated effort to get seemingly ignorant old americans to put capital in the crypto market

i fucking hate sharing a message board with some of you new fags who complain as soon as something drops 5% you cry

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How did early people buy Trump coin without hitting funding delays and transaction issues?

https://x.com/IvankaTrump/status/18812050633200151

Is this fucking real?

>be me
>fomo buy TRUMP at $74
>Panic sold at $39
>Its gone back up again
WTFF are you fucking shitting me??

Behold, the future of finance

Admit it, it will be AT LEAST as powerful as DOGE.

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TRUMP COIN PRAETORIAN ROLL CALL

URANIUM HANDS ONLY.

THEY CAN DRAIN OUR FIAT BUT THEY CAN NEVER DRAIN OUR WALLETS

This asshole decides to make his own coin instead of investing in Bitcoin like he told everyone he was going to do. We don't even have a Bitcoin General.

What's going to happen to Bitcoin? It just plummeted since this announcement.

Would investing in nuclear energy stocks be a good idea?

Why I am thinking about it is because Trump has been promising to build nuclear power plants to increase out power grid 10 times what we currently have by the end of his term. He has also been making moves for Greenland which is full of uranium which would be needed to build those nuclear power plants.

If so what stocks would be good for uranium mining and building of nuclear power plants? I have been looking at Centrus Energy Corp(LEU) since I noticed a ton of Republican members of Congress have been buying that since the election. Are there any other similar companies besides this uranium mining company?

So what happens to the price if sentiment tanks and FUD goes wild but the institutions continue quietly buying up all the crypto?

New to crypto but whats stopping from copying trades of someone rather successful on crypto? Is this a common thing or is it looked down upon

I’ve been riding the wave for 3 years and I’m out

I started investing in crypto in 2020 with $25,000 (I only had $5k leftover in savings)

In 2021 I had $100k in my account (didn’t take a profit)

In 2023 I had $35k in my account

In 2024 (3 weeks ago) I had $120k in my account

I just read the news about trump and decided to panic sell everything just now for $80k.

So now I’ve just rode this rollercoaster for 3 years and I feel like I have barely made anything and now all my positions are gone. I’ve been a mental wreck for the past 3 years as well because I’m being sued for $30k.

So basically I have $50k + $25k in mutual funds

I feel like an idiot for just not taking a higher profit and expecting life changing money with this. I’d check the tickers everyday and I’m just done with it. I’m 35 and feel like I don’t have much now, but oh well

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Why can't I stop spending money?

Are we the future of france or what?

WTF happened while we were asleep?!?!

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My Trump coin doin a lil sum

okay real talk, when the FUCK is the golden bullrun going to start and end and are the alts going rise with the tide? it makes that were hesitating until the new administration comes into office but ffs the alts pumped for four months straight at the end of 2023 and we DIDNT have btc halving, etfs, trump, while dealing with, higher interest rates and a shitty sec.

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We're pumping... just like something else
t (dot) me/TeannaTrumpOFace

thank me later

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People here are really buying these trump coins? /biz/ used to have principles

We rise after the shakedown and fud Edition.
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Giving you fags some early alpha of the next big play,
mGFuM2tFvC497arb1f2q2ATxKvND LXvjffPgD8Hpump

>organic 6k drop
>fake 3k pop
It's all so tiring

TRUMP is pumping again.

What assets do I need to acquire an office salary woman gf?
Is the old reliable combo of house and car good enough?

Super early. People on X or twitter are talking about it. I'm not saying anon should get it, but it seems worth an investigation.

what should i invest $10k into for some good and somewhat quick returns guys? currently holding xrp, link, and ltc.

You get 1000 Bitcoins but you turn into a hamster for 1 year.

Would you accept the Bitcoins?

Take profits before the correction and further dumpage.

“It’s not worth it to spend extra money on extra calories and an gym membership when you’re not a professional athlete - it’s consumerism with muscles”

Usually id blow this off as bullshit but the dude is very very well off, very very frugal, and is the type to just jog and do pushups outside because “it’s free”

what is the max possible price of trump coin?

thanks wagmi

Hyperfatically speaking, what would be the implications for the US Dollar [ticker: USD] if Godzilla (the japanese one) attacked Washington DC during the inauguration? Asking for an American friend.

Fuck Melania and Trump. Fuck the jews! We need this token!

https://dexscreener.com/solana/2j29gbypltu7ah2ysfh5luqkbvzglegpbb8yg8lqbc4s

What could this mean?

Buy and forget.

In shadows deep, where secrets lie,
A beacon glows beneath the sky.
Oh Monero, thou art the flame,
Unyielding spirit, unbound by name.

Through cryptic paths thy essence flows,
A silent stream where freedom grows.
No prying eyes shall pierce thy veil,
No tyrant’s grasp shall make thee frail.

Thy ledger whispers not a sound,
Yet in its silence truth is found.
For every coin a tale untold,
Of liberty more prized than gold.

Oh sovereign chain of hidden might,
Thy code ensures the darkest night;
Where privacy and trust entwine,
And human will becomes divine.

Not for the greedy nor the vain,
But for the soul that shuns the chain—
Thou art no tool for fleeting gain;
Thou art the shield against disdain.

When markets quake and empires fall,
Thy steadfast heart outlasts them all.
Immutable as mountain stone,
Yet soft as whispers overgrown.

Oh Monero! Thy worth concealed—
A treasure none may steal revealed!
To thee we pledge our faith anew:
The future bright belongs to you.

Calm before the storm

How many of you guys are down from your initial right now?

I work a job and do stocks, crypto, metals etc. It has made me addicted to making money. I have recently picked up playing cash game poker as a hobby. Anybody else have hobbies that involve making money?

xrp memecoins are next in the cycle

>he was protecting the markets
i miss him already

Elon?
Kanye?
Barron?
Mr. Beast?
Putin?