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You get 1000 Bitcoins but you turn into a hamster for 1 year.

Would you accept the Bitcoins?

Take profits before the correction and further dumpage.

“It’s not worth it to spend extra money on extra calories and an gym membership when you’re not a professional athlete - it’s consumerism with muscles”

Usually id blow this off as bullshit but the dude is very very well off, very very frugal, and is the type to just jog and do pushups outside because “it’s free”

what is the max possible price of trump coin?

thanks wagmi

Hyperfatically speaking, what would be the implications for the US Dollar [ticker: USD] if Godzilla (the japanese one) attacked Washington DC during the inauguration? Asking for an American friend.

Fuck Melania and Trump. Fuck the jews! We need this token!

https://dexscreener.com/solana/2j29gbypltu7ah2ysfh5luqkbvzglegpbb8yg8lqbc4s

What could this mean?

Buy and forget.

In shadows deep, where secrets lie,
A beacon glows beneath the sky.
Oh Monero, thou art the flame,
Unyielding spirit, unbound by name.

Through cryptic paths thy essence flows,
A silent stream where freedom grows.
No prying eyes shall pierce thy veil,
No tyrant’s grasp shall make thee frail.

Thy ledger whispers not a sound,
Yet in its silence truth is found.
For every coin a tale untold,
Of liberty more prized than gold.

Oh sovereign chain of hidden might,
Thy code ensures the darkest night;
Where privacy and trust entwine,
And human will becomes divine.

Not for the greedy nor the vain,
But for the soul that shuns the chain—
Thou art no tool for fleeting gain;
Thou art the shield against disdain.

When markets quake and empires fall,
Thy steadfast heart outlasts them all.
Immutable as mountain stone,
Yet soft as whispers overgrown.

Oh Monero! Thy worth concealed—
A treasure none may steal revealed!
To thee we pledge our faith anew:
The future bright belongs to you.

Calm before the storm

How many of you guys are down from your initial right now?

I work a job and do stocks, crypto, metals etc. It has made me addicted to making money. I have recently picked up playing cash game poker as a hobby. Anybody else have hobbies that involve making money?

xrp memecoins are next in the cycle

>he was protecting the markets
i miss him already

Elon?
Kanye?
Barron?
Mr. Beast?
Putin?

This debt is out of control. Is the Fed going to break the buck and leave the economy in a peculiar state? I'm getting scared anons.

It's legitimately depressing to watch the transactions on dexscreener. Retard whales (who definitely did not earn their money through work) aping in 600k-1.8mil buy orders on random scam coins based on the trump coin. Repeatedly every single minute.

Surely youve seen the vice president of the Trump organization teasing more tomfoolery tomorrow, this time involving the number one altcoin? Wtf. Trump buys 18k eth in one day, the day before he obtains absolute power over our financial future. This is after he just pulled a very large, very public scam on basedlana nerds. Are you positioned properly, dimwits? ( I mean short ETH)

I was starting to feel optimistic about crypto with trumps apparent executive orders, SEC overhaul and many other things.
Then he goes and released a meme coin to rug everybody which just makes crypto seem like one huge joke again.
Genuinely think he is now only trying to be positive about crypto for his own gain and I can't see it ending well now.
Seriously I was a big trump fan, but which president thinks it's a good idea to make a meme coin when they are about to be in charge of a very large country?

Massively gone down in my expectations.

These Trumpcoin posts aren't organic. All /biz/raelis would do well to ignore the sudden invaders over the past 48 hours and keep stacking your usual coins.

$1 stablecoin

Reminder: LINK going on an XRP-like run would put it at $150/token in 2 months time and even then it would only be half XRP's mcap. This shit has room to run, and it's going to. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Need help, bros. All of a sudden have access to a property. Owner plans on selling it this summer but gave me access to do whatever I want with it until they sell it. It's just shy of 1700 square foot building with approximately 14,000 square foot lot, most of which is parking. The building is in horrible shape. Horrible. Probably will be torn down. However the shell is still definitely good and it can be secured for inventory purposes, etc. The road it's on is very busy actually. Sees approximately 10k-15k cars per day in a prominant part of a suburban town.

What I'd really like to do is figure out something sustainable ASAP to be able to convince the owner to just ride it out and let me keep working on this project. What do I do? None of my entrepreneur dreams involved a physical property falling in my lap like this and I have done zero brainstorming on something like this. No money planned for this and truly was just dumped in my lap, but have credit cards and for right idea, I'm willing to go for it and see if I can keep snowball rolling.

What do I do?

Inauguration day will be blood red

Post yfw you didn't get scammed by orange cheeto man and his mafia family.

Wish me luck

>I can't believe the government would encourage gambling for its own benefit!

Do you use a seperate pc/laptop for crypto?

I’m a 32-year-old American man who’s never had friends or a girlfriend because of my, overbearing mother. I can’t get away from her despite working 12 hours a day, six days a week, because rent is absolutely insane. I feel like I’m trapped in this endless cycle of misery, and I honestly don’t know why I even bother anymore.

Meanwhile, I see people like my favorite YouTuber, Pan Piano, who somehow gets paid $300k a year just for wearing sexy cosplay and playing piano while showing off her Asian, aging, sagging, tits. She has non-crazy parents who actually love her, a husband, three kids, a paid-off house, and a car. She lives a carefree life while I suffer through this grind, working my ass off for nothing. How is this even fair?

I’ve thought about just quitting. Why should I keep going to work when it feels so hopeless? My dad’s advice is basically, “Work harder, put in more hours, and just deal with it,” but that doesn’t work. I’ve tried, and even if it did work now, it won’t five years from now with inflation making everything worse.

What am I expected to do? Seriously, how are men in this situation supposed to cope? I just feel like I’m being set up to fail no matter what. How do I make money fast?

Can someone make a LilXcoin please?

okay what are we doing for the inaugration? shorting? longing? which coins

If it's not Bitcoin, it's a shitcoin.

I've held this shit for a fucking year and I'm still down on my initial. Should have sold at $50.

Unironically thinking of selling and moving it all into Chainlink, would that be retarded? I have 528 AVAX.

Funny shitter that a few /biz/raelis are getting into. Join us

>mfw SOLfags lose all their money when their scam chain shits the bed

No wait, let me guess.
This time is different?

admit it, you bought at over $60 didn't you

Crypto has become the most disgusting and degenerate thing I have ever been involved in. I feel physically sick trading crypto now.

> The pain, so unexpected and undeserved, had for some reason cleared away the cobwebs.
> I realized I didn’t hate the cabinet door, I hated my life…
> My house, my family, my backyard, my power mower.
> Nothing would ever change; nothing new could ever be expected.
> It had to end, and it did.
> Now in the dark world where I dwell, ugly things, and surprising things, and sometimes little wondrous things, spill out in me constantly,
> and I can count on nothing.

im bullish on $pepe

The official last "where" thread before the inauguration

Melaniasisters... she did us dirty

frens, I want to withdraw SOL from a CEX to fund the first lady token. EVERY CEX I have has MAINTENANCE or STOPPED withdrawals for SOL. I am waiting for 2 hours that BINANCE is sending my SOL. WHAT IS GOING ON?

The other day I saw a trans woman and I thought “I’d fuck that”. I know what you guys are gonna say but I don’t think it’s gay at all (and I’m right because I’m an overman chad). At least I’m pretty sure she was trans. I’ve never done it before but i think a flip has been switched in me.

Anybody got a D&B so I can find out who the fuck these people are that rugged 25% of CRYPTO in 24hrs?

Already found out their processing company ties back to Warren Buffet. Anyone got the deets?

https://www.dnb.com/business-directory/company-profiles.buy_moonshots_inc.bc76fafa54bfb454b89d94c2b81c2c65.html

guys this is the top isnt it?

Okay I fell for the melania meme at $12, do I just sell? I put 6k on this shit.

i've lost everything today. fuck i wish i has voted kamala

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Should I buy or just buy Trump

I got 5k I could drop

This is a non-hype non-jeet Trump thread, to discuss market-wide consequences of whatever the fuck madness is currently unfolding.

WTF is happening? I can't believe it's real.
What happens next for the markets? Are we back or is it over?
Is this the new doge mania? Expect more celeb coins as new meta? Are we back to wild west casinos?

How much time left for this bull cycle? Does the halving cycle even still matter?

WTF happened with the ball? This shit was something straight out of The Godfather. He invited all the industry heads to one place, made them think it would be *their* moment in the sun, talking about finally becoming legitimate with utility and regulatory clarity etc, didn't show up himself, then while they were all trapped in that room, he released his rug and basically showed everyone how it's all one big joke. Now crypto has the stink of SBF type shit on it all over again. Signaling "I'm in charge now".

It's no different from hawk tuah coin except the guy in charge can fire the SEC head. Why would he do such blatant CRIME right before his inauguration? After managing to clean up his reputation a bit. Knowing he can just get away with it and no one at the SEC would go after him anyway. His kids are lining their pockets. It's literally a mafia and they're not even trying to hide it. Doing this right before the inauguration was the perfect timing in terms of being able to get away with it.

BTC fags are expecting a reserve.
ETH fags are demoralized but WLFI just bought $20M.
SOL fags got the meme coin.
LINK working very closely with WLFI.
AAVE and a couple other DEFI projects also connected to WLFI.
XRP... got a selfie.
HBAR and a few others doing OK because... located in the US.

WLFI itself is a weird thing. It's the first real Trump coin. And pretending to have utility instead of just being a joke. Barely anyone is buying it. Before the election, no one wanted to touch it. It's in the hands of Justin Sun now. They'll probably pump it next.

I don’t see it as a good or bad thing, but I’m just wondering why. I have some theories though
>they’re contemptuous of proles for not achieving their level of success
Basically being lazy pieces of shit
>they’re contemptuous of anyone who tolerates being in a position of life where you take orders, have no power, and have to face humiliation daily
>because rich people endured stress, competition, cunning to achieve their wealth, they’ve exhausted their stores of tolerance, patience, etc so they feel entitled to expedient customer service and lavish amenities to preserve and nourish this burnout
This is my base case, curious to hear what anons think.

Again, I don’t see it as a bad thing, in a way, I see them as collectively trying to encourage poorfags to do better in life by subjecting them to torment.

When I go get a sandwich at Jimmy John’s or a coffee somewhere I feel this weird mixture of pity and schadenfruede for the worker because they’re on their feet all day dealing with the general public. I feel like MAYBE this feeling for rich people is literally a constant high

But then again i feel like some rich people are repulsed by, and hate, anyone who isn’t rich off pure sociopathy

Bags getting heavy, Trumpanzees?

Source:
https://www.salon.com/2025/01/13/inauguration-committee-sells-candlelight-dinner-access-for-1-million/

All these faggots screaming TRUMP is a scam giving me early bitcoin vibes. There are hordes of midwits who will do will do no deeper analysis than "nobody is getting rich that easily" or "if it sounds too good to be true then it is". They will watch their favorite eceleb call it a scam and then uncritically repeat it.

They are literally calling a standard pullback a rugpull. TRUMP went from $10 to $70 and then to $50, and now these retards are smugly posting about the "trump rugpull"

I just realized we're not plummeting to zero and everything is at a steep discount.

How is this not bullish for Ethereum?

I know I’m probably swimming in hopium as an ETH maxi but Trump & co. spending millions to buy it must be something, right?

the top shitcoins this cycle are the ones released by the president of the united stated and his family members.

Let that sink in for a minute. How far have we fallen down this rabbit hole?

Annnnnnd KOALA!
Bitcoin will never go below $100k ever again

Bye, Rajeet! Gas now costs more than your entire family makes in a month. Get fucked!

>Invest 1 USD into dozens of different coins
>If even one of them dramatically appreciates in value I’m basically home free

Is this the proper strategy?

screencap this, if you want to get VERY fucking rich, rotate your entire stack into this NOW. Everything is discounted today, but 6 cent ROSE for an American AI focused blockchain at 400m market cap is the biggest discount on special today.

>baggie
I'm not, I am now, but I wasn't until now. ROSE is a crabbing king, until anything happens it never goes below 6c or above 15c, you're basically ensure a 2x by not being a greedy Jew

Everyone laugh at the Trump baggies

Are we bullish or bearish for tomorrow?

It was seriously so obvious.

People actually think they're early when they're getting rugpulled by the president. Can't make this stuff up.

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The anons crying about getting "rugged" by trump, salty about missing out and asking for legal intervention are little bitches who should stick to tradfi.

If you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen

JUSTED

>his blockchain has to be turned off for maintenance and fixing insrability
It's not a fucking MMORPG server.

>-3%
>bobos euphoric

BUY BITCOIN YOU FUCKING RETARDS.


YOU ARE ALL MONGOLOID 60 IQ CRABS IN A BUCKET.


STOP KILLING YOURSELVES ON THESE PIECES OF SHIT.

This thing mogs solana or any other chain so fucking hard. Once 10bps is live and it gets implemented into dexscreener, the rape train will begin

nothin personnel kid

OK I'm scared now and I don't even have much money in crypto. Everything is fucked. Trump coin was interesting, but Melania coin is fucked. US probs can't start buying wo months of setup. I will publicly posts that the end (of this bull) is near. if I'm wrong, just lol at me kek.

How do I change my vote before the inauguration tomorrow

This is a comparison of the first ATH peaks after halving and the length of the following dip.

TOP
>2017 Jan 5 - Feb 23
>49 Days
> $1,175, peak 2 $1,360

MIDDLE
>2021 Jan 8 - Feb 8
>31 Days
>$41,986, peak 2 $58,367

BOTTOM
>2024 Dec 18 - ??
> 34 days and counting
>$108,388


We got -3 to 15 days to go for a recovery similar to the past.

haben Sie verkaufen? Nein? LMAO

Official theme song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFDMum1vs7Q [Embed] [Embed]

>I SHOULDNT HAVE RUGPULLED THESE SOLANA SHITCOISN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Has anyone looked into the wallet that owns 80% of the TRUMP supply? What are all these, is it all insider shit or are they speculating?

What did he mean by this?

thanks for the 20 billies

Anon…. You're not going to let this little memecoin crash deter you from dollar-cost averaging, right? You're still going to diverisfy your portfolio and invest, right?

You were warned.

i wish death upon zionist dog and his bitch melania for making crypto kill

cheese is dipping massively rn btw.

>be me
>2025 investor
>my primary motivation for investing is that there are two characters named mumu the bull and bobo the bear who are always at odds with one another
>i would not be investing were it not for them
I just want to be part of it all and see who wins in the end.

PLEASEEE MR PRESIDENT SAVE MEEE APPROVE THE FUCKING BILL AAAAAAAAAAAA MY BAGSSSSS

I will have around $600 in pure profits from TRUMP and related coins by the time it is done. What should my plan be for this essentially free money(thanks for the neetbux to throw at shitcoins wagies!) .

I’m trying to swap my TRUMP into MELENIA but I don’t have enough solana for the gas fees and I’ve been waiting for hours for a solana transfer to my wallet so I can swap and the price of Malenia has almost doubled since I’ve been waiting

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i heard this mentioned a few times as an underrated project. i know shilling hidden gems isn't really a thing on /biz/ anymore, but what are the thoughts on this? scam or potential?

I'm NEET from /v/. What vidya company should I invest in with $800

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>be me
>missed trump coin because i was asleep
>have big brain idea
>go to twitter and follow all of trump's familiy members just in case one of them launches a new coin
>trump's wife launches coin
>get twitter notification
>i am fucking early
>slightly sub 2 billion market cap
>copy CA and try buy
>literally trying to go all in
>12,360 dollars which is literally everything i have
>transaction fails like a million times
>market cap quickly rising
>get frustrated and give up
>go eat food
>mfw current market cap is 12 billion
>i missed on a 6x
I FUCKING HATE SOILANA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
>inb4 stop crying 70k is not "that much money bro"
FUCK YOU

Pick yourself up,
Take a deep breath,
Dust yourself off
And start all over again.
Nothing's impossible, I have found
For when my chin is on the ground.
I pick myself up,
Dust myself off
And start all over again.
Don't lose your confidence
If you slip
Be grateful for a pleasant trip
And pick yourself up,
Dust yourself off
And start all over again.
Work like a soul inspired
Until the battle of the day is won.
You may be sick and tired,
But you'll be a man, my son.
Will you remember the famous men
Who had to fall to rise again
They picked themselves up
Dust themselves off
And start'd all over again.
Work like a soul inspired
Till the battle of the day is won.
You may be sick and tired,
But you'll be a man, my son.
Will you remember the famous men
Who had to fall to rise again?
So take a deep breath
Pick yourself up
Dust yourself off
And start all over again.

>People actually think the president of the USA launching a shitcoin isn't the top

Are these greasy fucks going to crash the entire alt market tomorrow?

I’ve been studying markets for a long time. I’ve never seen levels of greed and froth like this.

The entire economy is going to implode. The Great Depression 2 is going to be absolutely brutal, the most devastating economic event in human history. Please prepare accordingly.